Barry 3x8

Directed by Bill Hader

Robert Wisdom as Jim Moss • Gary Kraus as Chief Krauss • Laura San Giacomo as Annie Eisner • James Hiroyuki Liao as Albert Nguyen • Krizia Bajos as Elena

What the hell is that?!

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1. - Barry. - Sally?

2. Remember when you told me you knew ways

3. to break into Diane's house

4. - and scare her? - Yeah.

5. I need you to do that to Natalie.

6. Sports Announcer: Gus is slipping and picked off!

7. Looking for blockers, still on his feet!

8. We would like you to do "Our Town."

9. With us?

10. Well, it'll be starring you, of course,

11. and your favorite students and we can market y-your class

12. around it.

13. The audience will watch kids...

14. audition and get cast.

15. And then the final show will be a live performance

16. shot out to movie theaters across...

17. the country.

18. This is live theater at the movies.

19. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

20. We're gonna do Annie's play.

21. - Gene. - Oh! You wrote a play?

22. What's it called?

23. Um...

24. "Chromefuck Number 9."

25. It was the late '70s. It-it's very experimental.

26. I am so sorry. I have to take this.

27. She said "Dronefuck Number Nine"?

28. - It's "Chrome... fuck Number Nine." Like... - Chromefuck?

29. - Like on a trailer hitch, you know? - Chromefuck.

30. - Hello? - Jim Moss: Gene. How we doing?

31. Oh, we're, we're good.

32. Good. Look, I'm calling

33. because I want to go over something with you.

34. Has to do with Janice. Can you come over to my place?

35. Uh, no. No, my-my schedule is just packed.

36. How about now?

37. - Now? - Jim: Within the hour.

38. - Okay. - Jim: It takes 17 minutes to get here.

39. - With traffic. - Seventeen. Okay. Bye.

40. Is this yours?

41. - What the fuck is that? - We ran your prints.

42. You're Monroe Fuches.

43. We found your tooth at Goran Pazar's murder scene.

44. We know you work for the Chechen mob.

45. I'll take a lawyer.

46. Is Albert still not answering his phone?

47. Yep. Haven't seen him since he stormed outta here

48. and cocked his gun in front of us.

49. He's probably out seeing the sights.

50. Man, I wish he'd take me with him.

51. What did Fuches say to him?

52. Here you go, Mr. Johnson.

53. Here you go, Mr. Fuches.

54. I'm the Raven.

55. The what?

56. Took you 20 minutes to get here.

57. Well, I had to explain why I was leaving a brunch.

58. I got here as quickly as I could.

59. Three minutes. Guess I was right.

60. Come on. There's something I want to show you in the garage.

61. You love my daughter?

62. Yes.

63. You love my daughter.

64. Of course. Yes, I do.

65. You love... my daughter.

66. - Jim, I-I just told you. - Do you, Gene,

67. love my daughter?

68. I don't know what you want me to say.

69. Her name was Janice.

70. - Her name, Gene, was Janice. - I know.

71. - Her name was Janice! - I know.

72. Her name was Janice Moss.

73. I know. Janice Moss.

74. Her name was Detective Janice Moss.

75. I love Detective Janice Moss.

76. Do you love Barry Berkman?

77. Do you love Barry Berkman?

78. Jim, I...

79. Do you love Barry Berkman?

80. I care for all of my students.

81. Do you love Barry Berkman?

82. Do you love Barry Berkman?

83. - Do you love Barry Berkman? - No.

84. - Do you love Barry Berkman? - No, I don't.

85. Did Barry Berkman love my daughter?

86. Did Barry Berkman love my daughter?

87. Look at a man when he talks to you!

88. Did Barry Berkman love my daughter, Gene?

89. Did Barry Berkman love my baby girl,

90. - Janice Moss? - No, he didn't.

91. Why are you protecting Barry Berkman?

92. I'm not protecting him.

93. Why are you protecting Barry Berkman?

94. I'm not protecting Barry Berkman.

95. Did you love my daughter?

96. Yes, I did. I loved Janice.

97. Why are you protecting Barry Berkman?

98. Sally Reed: I brought you into the fold,

99. and this is how you fucking repay me?

100. I cubed your carrots for you.

101. Ungrateful cunt!

102. - You ungrateful fucking cunt! - Jesus...

103. Okay, so I've drawn a map of her house.

104. You'll break in while she's sleeping. First,

105. just take a picture. You'll send it to her

106. the next day with something scary written underneath.

107. - I'll come up with something. What? - S-Sally.

108. - Phase two, I want you to break into her car— - Sally, Sally, you don't—

109. - Sally, you don't wanna do this. - What?

110. You said you would do it when it was Diane. Why is this any different?

111. Because I know where I'm going...

112. - after all this. - After what?

113. Barry Berkman: When I die.

114. I know where I'm going.

115. And I-I don't want you to go to the same place.

116. What fucking place?

117. I'm talking about Natalie's house. It's really—

118. No, that's where it starts though. Don't you understand?

119. Like,

120. we can't be doing that. You got— You can't do it—

121. Barry...

122. Ah!

123. Oh! You... fuck.

124. What the fuck? Did you just poke me in the eye?

125. You fucking bitch!

126. Oh, w-what is that? Metal?

127. What the fuck did you do, man? Shit. I can't...

128. What the fuck did you put in my eye?

129. Fuck! You fucking bitch!

130. What the fuck. What the fuck did you—

131. Ah! You motherfucking piece of shit!

132. Sally! Sally!

133. - You motherfucker! - Sally! Sally! Sally! Sally!

134. - You fucking... You fuck... - Sally! Sally!

135. - You... - Come here. Come here. Come here.

136. It's okay. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

137. Okay. Okay. Okay.

138. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.

139. Look at me.

140. I did this.

141. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, listen. Listen.

142. I did this, okay? I did this.

143. I did this...

144. - Who did this? - I did this.

145. No, I did this. I did this.

146. Look at me! Look at me!

147. I did this.

148. Say, "Barry did this."

149. - Barry did this. Say it again. - Barry did this?

150. Barry did this?

151. - Barry did this. - Barry did this.

152. - Say it again... That's it. - Barry did this.

153. - Okay. You're gonna go home. - Home...

154. You're gonna go home. You were never here.

155. Okay. Okay, go.

156. Yandar Hank!

157. - Hank! - What?

158. What is it?

159. I'm free!

160. We are going to overpower the gunmen

161. when they come in. Then, we will release you.

162. Okay. Uh... Um...

163. How did you guys get out of-of the handcuffs?

164. No, no, no. Please.

165. Look! I-I am still handcuffed!

166. - No, no, please, please. - Guard: Oh...

167. No! No! We won't escape! Please, get that out of here!

168. No! Please! No!

169. Fuck you...

170. Whoa!

171. Te gusta eso?

172. - Quieres más?

173. Gustavo, piano!

174. Piano!

175. - Cállate, coño! - Oh!

176. Hm?

177. Cristobal.

178. C-Cristobal?

179. Cristobal.

180. Hank...

181. Albert Nguyen: Berkman!

182. What are you doin', Berkman?

183. How much you get for that asshole over there?

184. Huh?

185. How much they pay you?

186. How much did you get for Chris?

187. Huh?

188. How much, Berkman?

189. How much did they give you for Chris?

190. 'Cause he was an innocent, Barry!

191. You gotta tell me right now, Barry.

192. Why?

193. Why Chris?

194. He was a sweetheart. He looked up to you.

195. But you had to take him out, right?

196. You need to tell me, Barry!

197. Why Chris?

198. Tell me, Barry!

199. Tell me!

200. Tell me right now!

201. Don't just fuckin' sit there! You fuckin' tell me!

202. You need to tell me!

203. Enough! Enough!

204. Shut up!

205. No!

206. Don't!

207. Look up, Barry.

208. Barry.

209. Barry, listen to me. Calm down.

210. I got a daughter.

211. Her name is Elsie. She's 8 years old.

212. She wouldn't be here if you hadn't saved my life.

213. I know evil, Barry...

214. and you're not evil.

215. But this has to stop.

216. All of it's gotta stop.

217. You hear me?

218. Please...

219. Starting now.

220. Yeah, you got nothing to worry about.

221. What happens now?

222. I'm gonna pick up some shit from my house, and, uh,

223. I'll come get you.

224. - Sally: W-where are we going? - I don't know. Pick a place.

225. Hey, Sally.

226. I love you.

227. Oh, you do?

228. Will passengers Rodriguez and Savage

229. please report to gate 19B?

230. Once again, passengers Rodriguez and Savage,

231. please report to gate 19B.

232. Hello?

233. Mr. Berkman? It's Jim Moss.

234. I just had a very interesting conversation

235. with Gene Cousineau about my daughter's death.

236. I'd like to speak with you about it. You available?

237. Uh, no. No, I-I'm not.

238. I'm gonna need you to come to my home.

239. Can I call you tomorrow?

240. I need you to come now.

241. Look, I-I, uh, I gotta call you back, alright?

242. I gotta call you back.

243. Gene Cousineau: He wants to take us down, Barry.

244. W-w-what'd you say to him?

245. He's gonna ruin me.

246. I can't have that.

247. Well, where are you?

248. I'm sorry. I don't know what else to do.

249. Wait, wait, Mr. Cousineau, where are you?

250. I gotta do this, Barry.

251. I don't know what else to do.

252. What, do you have a gun on you?

253. - You have a fucking gun? You have a fucking gun? - No!

254. - No! - What the fuck is this?

255. - What is wrong with you? - He lives right there.

256. You're in front of his fucking house! Are you nuts?

257. I don't know what else to do.

258. What, you're gonna go in there and shoot him?

259. You don't know what this man is capable of.

260. Barry, he's gonna ruin me.

261. He's gonna destroy everything I worked for.

262. Get the fuck outta here. I'm gonna go talk to him.

263. - You get the fuck outta here. - No! No! You can't talk to him.

264. That man only wants revenge. You cannot talk to him.

265. He's crazy.

266. He knows everything, Barry.

267. He knows you killed Janice.

268. I'm so sorry.

269. Just... let's get in the car and go.

270. - Get outta here. Get outta here. - No. No, no, no, please.

271. You can't go. No, no, no, no.

272. Listen to me, Barry. Please don't go in there.

273. - Get the fuck outta here. Get outta here. - Don't go in there.

274. Get outta here!

275. No, no! No, don't go in there. Don't go in there.

276. Sports Announcer: They call the safeties on this team the cheetahs.

277. They run all over the place. They're interchangeable.

278. They'll fly up in the box, they'll play as linebackers,

279. they'll fly back and play safety that provides some...

280. some uncertainty, if you will, for the offense.

281. Gus is slipping and picked off!

282. Looking for blockers, still on his feet!

283. Edwards inside the 30!

284. Almost got through!

285. Carr, the wide receiver, had to make the tackle.

286. Edwards, first interception of the year.

287. We talked about Edwards, this is his fifth of his career.

288. Two of them, he's taken back for touchdowns

289. and he's trying to get this one back.

290. It turns into a punt return for him,

291. excellent job of blocking by the defenders.

292. They converted to offensive players.

293. The one play on the ball...

294. Police Officer 1: Freeze!

295. Drop the fucking gun!

296. Police Officer 2: Drop the gun!

297. Berkman, drop the fucking gun!

298. - Drop it now! - Berkman, drop the fucking gun!

299. - Put it down! - Drop it!

300. Drop the fucking gun, or we fuckin' shoot!

301. - Put the fucking gun down! - Berkman, put it fucking down!

302. - Drop the fucking gun! Drop the gun! - Now!

303. Put it down!

304. Drop it! Berkman!

305. - Drop the gun! Drop the fucking gun! - Put it down!

306. Get him! Grab him!