1. Assistant Director:
Here we go. Guys, you ready?
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3. Hello. I'm Gene Cousineau,
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"Wait a minute.
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Gene Cousineau?"
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or mobile device,
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8. and, yes, it is.
Don't fret it.
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this class, hopefully,
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a mask collector, too,
God willing.
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of my favorite masks.
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12. Hamlet. To be or not to be!
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14. Stanley Kowalski. Stella!
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I want to eat!
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goin' against us?
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18. You see?
These are not literal masks.
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gonna play in this class,
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change your life.
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24. This class is not about
entrances and exits.
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into your soul,
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and throwing it on the stage.
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'cause the curtain is up,
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32. and welcome to
"Gene Cousineau's
Master Class."
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33. - Assistant Director: And cut.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
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34. Okay, um, that was good.
I'd like to try one more.
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35. - Assistant Director: Resetting!
- No slouching, class.
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36. Um, y-you're not at home
playing video games.
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on entrances and exits.
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Let's go again.
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41. - Gene Cousineau: Got a laugh on the taxi.
- Yeah, I saw that.
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- Okay, how we feel about it?
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45. - So good. You slayed.
- Killer.
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- Anyone else?
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I have a question.
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where Medusabby
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with the bartender,
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Well, the... snakes
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about her longing, maybe.
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snake thing.
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she bite his dick off?
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a point, Mel.
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That was ballsy as fuck.
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- Oh my god.
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we've been thinking,
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in a million years.
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- Claire: Some new show that thinks they're just hilarious.
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is a fucking party.
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wait for it,
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Hello!
My name is Mike!
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at the acupuncturist
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gets hers done,
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it's with the tattoo guy
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Oof, I'm hungry.
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- Hm. What's it about?
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my daughter in Central Park.
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- "Just Desserts."
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important story to me.
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106. - It's a fucking math equation!
- I'm actually feeling really uncomfortable right now.
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say about anything.
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in your whole fucking life!
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around your fucking neck!
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My story!
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a fucking daughter!
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You are nothing!
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piece of shit!
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fucking betray me?
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carrots for you.
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120. You entitled
fucking cunt!
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Cristobal Sifuentes?
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deal drugs. Um...
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or apartment building?
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you were doing,
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to be rude, so...
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137. No, no, no. Don't laugh.
Keep it going, kids.
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138. Now!
How do you feel?
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139. - Like a ghost.
- Wrong. How do you feel?
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140. - Embarrassed.
- She's right. Okay.
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142. Doctor,
the generators are down.
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back in the park,
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- Stop.
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the difference, huh?
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147. It is all in the body.
It's much more real.
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she's got the code.
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149. He's going to ride the dinosaur.
It's all going to be fine.
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150. You've got to embrace
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Not my problem.
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154. - So? How was that, boss?
- Yeah, fine.
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what I'm doing.
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panic attack.
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It looks really good.
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- Yeah, you're doing great.
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Thanks, Sheryl.
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Mind if we go for a drive?
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177. - He told you.
- Nah. Got my ways of finding out.
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They make you talk?
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committing suicide.
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the other guys escaped.
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they were just being nice.
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and made me an instructor.
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194. Hm. Was he depressed?
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195. I wanted my daughter, Janice,
to get into it. She resisted.
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what you do is fucked up."
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of his home life?
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anything against you, man.
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a right man,
right day situation.
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and he hung himself.
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in Gene Cousineau's class,
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how I could get justice.
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Gentlemen.
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- Cousineau.
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No cameras.
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- Whoa, Mae.
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Hank?
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Hank.
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about you and Cristobal.
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- Lindsay We have a problem.
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- Lindsay: I just sent it to you.
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- I cubed your carrots for you.
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- Lindsay: She was recording you.
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They're dropping you.
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- Lindsay: No, you don't!
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coming over, okay?
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- Bob: Yeah, it was unbelievable.
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the class was.
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- You know it does.
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- No.
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- No.
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- Nope.
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- No, no, no, no.
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very Adonis-like.
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- And actually, it was— it was all really due to Annie.
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- Gene: You should be.
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down the pike. She's incredible.
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What are you doing here?
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Barry killed Janice.
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Well, friend,
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as a form of kinship
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be careful who you trust,
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- This isn't an apology.
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- It's the fucking truth!
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what you set out to do
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my fucking show!
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have to say something?
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your commission. "Oh! Oh!
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great relationship with BanShe!"
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with BanShe, not me.
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This is the honest
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You know the sound of kids'
footsteps early in the morning?
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anyone my whole life.
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something happened to him?
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what you did, and...
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possible DOA.
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You cooperate.
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about who killed his daughter.
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- I'm asking you.
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Because I asked them to be.
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- Yeah, no, that's a bad joke.
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425. Well, he wanted payback,
but he took it out
on the wrong guy.
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- His manager.
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- What, like, for his acting stuff?
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434. Look. Look, dude,
I'm trying to help you here,
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435. so be straight with me, okay?
- No, no, no. No, no.
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436. Is Barry caught up
in all this shit?
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437. You served with a guy
named Chris?
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438. - Yes.
- Yeah.
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439. Too bad what happened to him.
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440. His wife and kids. How sad.
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441. Little Theo? Hm...
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442. He still sleeps with his...
with his mom
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443. because he's afraid
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444. whoever killed his daddy
was gonna get him.
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445. Oh. Kid's got intuition.
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446. You ever wonder why Chris,
who never saw combat,
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447. was basically a computer geek,
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448. would even have PTSD?
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449. Oh, he loved Sharon and Theo.
They were his whole world.
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450. Why would he take himself out
knowing that something like that
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451. would fuck them up
for life? Yeah.
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452. Well, that, uh...
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453. switch you saw go off
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454. when Barry was avenging you?
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455. I harnessed that into
a very lucrative job for him.
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456. One day,
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457. sent Barry out on a mission,
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458. went sideways, and,
well, Chris...
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459. He was at the wrong place
at the wrong time.
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460. Saw some shit he shouldn't have.
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461. You know Barry still
participates in those...
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462. charity runs that Sharon
does in Chris' memory?
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463. Barry's a good guy.
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464. Oh. Hey, what did he say?
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465. You can question him
if you want. I'm leaving.
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