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Sally.
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- Right.
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- "Joplin."
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- Be sweet.
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- You know what? Actually,
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Hey, is your brother,
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Heh, well...
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Look, look, look, look.
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- We're good.
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and still had no matches.
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- 98. And people were—
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maybe if "Pam!" hadn't
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- It's for rent,
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- It's not crazy.
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- Oh, that doesn't matter.
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- No, no, I—
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You can see me?
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Gene! You made it!
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- Akhmal: Hank.
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some big changes in your life.
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- You blackballed me.
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- Yes, you do.
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- It just premiered last night.
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I mean, their jobs
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- I don't know.
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435. nothing bad. No, it's just...
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436. like, for instance, I could...
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437. send her a picture
of herself sleeping.
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438. You know, just as a way
of being like, hey,
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439. not cool what you did
to Sally, you know?
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440. So you'd break into her house?
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441. Oh, she'd never
know I was there.
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442. No, the whole point
is to isolate her
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443. and make her feel like
she's going insane.
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444. So, I would just
do little things
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445. like replace her dog with
a slightly different dog, or,
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446. you know, change
the furniture in her house
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447. so she thinks she's shrinking.
You know, basic stuff,
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448. most of it I learned
in the military.
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449. Some of it on a subreddit.
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450. You know.
Basically, just plant a seed,
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451. and then they just
kinda hang themselves,
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452. so it's super nonviolent.
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453. But by the end of it, like,
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454. her brain will have essentially
eaten itself, you know?
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455. But that's on the table
if you want it.
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456. Okay?
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457. I'm just so sorry
this happened to you.
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458. Can I make you some tea
or something or...
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459. - Barry?
- Hm?
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460. I need you to get away from me.
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461. Why?
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462. Get out.
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463. Did I say something or...
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464. Get the fuck out.
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465. - Get the fuck out!
- Okay. Jesus Christ...
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466. Okay, there he is.
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467. Okay, remember.
You walk up to him,
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468. you ask for directions,
and then you turn and walk away.
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469. R-right, I'll go up,
I'll ask directions,
and then I'll get outta there.
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470. Yes, it is important for you—
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471. What the?
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472. - Oh my god...
- What...
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473. Oh my— Mom... Wh...
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474. Kyle... No...
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