1. - I didn't—
- Shots fired!Copy !req
2. Corpsman!Copy !req
3. Corpsman... Corpsman!Copy !req
4. Albert, Albert,
it's gonna be all right...Copy !req
5. Special Agent Albert Nguyen.Copy !req
6. I'm here to help you
catch whoever killedCopy !req
7. Detective Janice Moss.Copy !req
8. I'm Detective Mae Dunn,
and this is Chief Krauss.Copy !req
9. You can call me Big Cat.Copy !req
10. Look, I know this is
an international case,Copy !req
11. and they have to send a Fed,Copy !req
12. but we already know
who killed Detective Moss.Copy !req
13. It was a Chechen assassin
called the Raven.Copy !req
14. Yeah, whoever came up
with that is a clown.Copy !req
15. - Wow.
- Albert Nguyen: Right, so when I was briefed,Copy !req
16. it turns out a guy I served withCopy !req
17. was with Mr. Cousineau
when you found the body.Copy !req
18. - Barry Berkman?
- Nguyen: Yeah.Copy !req
19. Yeah, we cleared him.Copy !req
20. He was with the wrong guy
at the wrong time.Copy !req
21. Berkman was just
helping his friend.Copy !req
22. - Yeah, sounds like him.
- Krauss: They were both framedCopy !req
23. - by the Raven.
- I'm gonna take you to your desk and get you briefed.Copy !req
24. Welcome aboard, Tuff Turf!Copy !req
25. Natalie
Sally.Copy !req
26. Hey, Sally, wake up.Copy !req
27. It's the whole home screen.Copy !req
28. Look at your freakin' face!Copy !req
29. It's huge! That face is
being seen everywhereCopy !req
30. this morning.Copy !req
31. And you're still a 98%
on Rotty T's.Copy !req
32. This is insane!Copy !req
33. It's all happening!Copy !req
34. Why the fuck is
nobody noticing you?Copy !req
35. - Look, it only went up on BanShe last night.
- Right.Copy !req
36. Mm.Copy !req
37. If anything, I should just enjoy
my anonymity while it lasts.Copy !req
38. Because in a few short days,Copy !req
39. quiet coffee alone
won't even be possible—Copy !req
40. "Joplin"'s not on
the homepage anymore.Copy !req
41. What?Copy !req
42. I—Copy !req
43. It was literally on the home
page less than an hour ago.Copy !req
44. - Okay. That's weird.
- Yeah.Copy !req
45. - Um, "Joplin"...
- "Joplin."Copy !req
46. Where are we?Copy !req
47. Thanks for doing this
on such short notice.Copy !req
48. Oh, no worries, man.Copy !req
49. We did make some changes
to your room,Copy !req
50. but it's, like,
pretty much the same thing.Copy !req
51. I think you're gonna love it.Copy !req
52. Oh yeah?Copy !req
53. - Maybe. Who knows.
- Be sweet.Copy !req
54. We turned it into
an audition room!Copy !req
55. Green screen is for auditions,Copy !req
56. and the recording booth
is for, uh, V.O. stuff.Copy !req
57. I'm recording a really sick
comedy record, man.Copy !req
58. Where do I sleep?Copy !req
59. - W-well, don't sleep there.
- No.Copy !req
60. No, and I don't— No,
and don't sleep over thereCopy !req
61. - because that's where all of...
- And don't sleep over there eitherCopy !req
62. - 'cause that's just kinda my space.
- You know what? Actually,Copy !req
63. maybe we'll just
mark a little spaceCopy !req
64. for you right here on the floor.Copy !req
65. Hey, hey! There he is!Copy !req
66. The man of the hour.Copy !req
67. - Nice "Variety" piece.
- Thank you.Copy !req
68. Did you get the pages,
the scene with your dying wife?Copy !req
69. Right here.Copy !req
70. You know what,
it's beautifully written.Copy !req
71. I hope I do it justice.Copy !req
72. Every day you hope to be
surprised in this business,Copy !req
73. and you almost never are.Copy !req
74. Thanks for the opportunity.Copy !req
75. I'm so happy to be here.Copy !req
76. Well, hey, we'll be watching.Copy !req
77. Hey. Hey. Listen.Copy !req
78. I am so sorry that
I threw tea in your face,Copy !req
79. you know, at
"Murder, She Wrote," I...Copy !req
80. That was wrong, and I apologize.Copy !req
81. Wow. Thank you for that.Copy !req
82. I'm glad we had this little
opportunity to reconnect.Copy !req
83. Me, too.Copy !req
84. Hi there!Copy !req
85. Miss? Hi!Copy !req
86. You must be, uh, Traci, right?Copy !req
87. Sure, you are.
Hey, is your brother,Copy !req
88. uh, this guy?Copy !req
89. Yeah. He's dead.Copy !req
90. Oh, yeah, he sure is.Copy !req
91. But, I'm a private investigator.Copy !req
92. Ken Goulet, and I...Copy !req
93. I know that your
brother's good nameCopy !req
94. was sullied by the LAPD,Copy !req
95. and that he was
running a crime ring.Copy !req
96. - We both know that isn't true, right?
- Probably is true.Copy !req
97. Uh...Copy !req
98. Whoa!Copy !req
99. Jesus Christ.
Heh, well...Copy !req
100. Alright, yeah.
Look, look, look, look.Copy !req
101. They set him up,
and I can give you the guyCopy !req
102. - who did it.
- We're good.Copy !req
103. Oh, you're good, huh? I see.
You don't want justice.Copy !req
104. You don't want your brothers
to have a littleCopy !req
105. vengeance, huh? Hey, wait!Copy !req
106. This guy, Barry,Copy !req
107. owes him 1,700 bucks
for a hot tub!Copy !req
108. Yeah.Copy !req
109. Uh-huh.Copy !req
110. So, I got out my laptop
and typed out the entire title,Copy !req
111. J-O-P-L-I-N,
and still had no matches.Copy !req
112. It wasn't until
I typed out S-A-L-L-YCopy !req
113. R-E-E-D N-E-W S-H-O-W
J-O-P-L-I...Copy !req
114. that it auto-completed the rest,
and I found the show, so...Copy !req
115. what do we need to do to
get it back on the homepage?Copy !req
116. We are canceling the show.Copy !req
117. - What?
- Why?Copy !req
118. Well, the algorithm
felt it wasn't hittingCopy !req
119. the right taste clusters.Copy !req
120. T-taste clusters?Copy !req
121. It's been... 12 hours.Copy !req
122. Don't we need time
to get word of mouth?Copy !req
123. Oh, the algorithm takesCopy !req
124. - word of mouth into account.
- Mm.Copy !req
125. But it considers
other things, too.
For instance,Copy !req
126. if viewers see someone
eating dessertCopy !req
127. within the first two minutes
of the episode,Copy !req
128. - they almost always finish the entire season.
- Always.Copy !req
129. Oh, and it's not just dessert.
The same goes forCopy !req
130. Central Park, kittens,
Dev Patel...Copy !req
131. Dev Patel.Copy !req
132. We-we have a 98
on Rotten Tomatoes.Copy !req
133. - Right.
- 98. And people were—Copy !req
134. They were crying
at the screening.Copy !req
135. I know, and I was one of them.Copy !req
136. But, I guess I was wrong.Copy !req
137. I—Copy !req
138. Why did you even botherCopy !req
139. - watching cuts, giving us notes...
- Careful.Copy !req
140. if you're just going
to let some machineCopy !req
141. make all your
decisions for you?Copy !req
142. See, I-I can see
that you're upset,Copy !req
143. and if there was someoneCopy !req
144. I could call to override
the decision, I would.Copy !req
145. But, I can't because
I am that person.Copy !req
146. You know,
does that track for you?Copy !req
147. You know,
maybe if "Pam!" hadn't
stolen your thunder...Copy !req
148. "Pam!" has a 27%!Copy !req
149. But the right verticals
are watching.Copy !req
150. Taste clusters exploding.Copy !req
151. Yeah, you know, I've been
doing this for 30 years,Copy !req
152. and if there's anything
I've learned, it's...Copy !req
153. nobody knows anythingCopy !req
154. except the algorithm.Copy !req
155. Fuck the algorithm!Copy !req
156. And, you know, as you were
saying that I thought...Copy !req
157. So, what do you think?Copy !req
158. - W-what is this?
- It's for rent,Copy !req
159. and this could be yours
and Gordon's new house.Copy !req
160. If you like it.Copy !req
161. You're giving us a house?Copy !req
162. - That's crazy.
- It's not crazy.Copy !req
163. I know who I've been.Copy !req
164. And I need to be closer to you.Copy !req
165. - Where'd that money come from?
- Oh, that doesn't matter.Copy !req
166. Honestly, that doesn't matter.Copy !req
167. Want to see the inside?Copy !req
168. Sure.Copy !req
169. Come on.Copy !req
170. Sally?Copy !req
171. Sally?Copy !req
172. Yeah...Copy !req
173. This probably
won't help anything,Copy !req
174. but for what it's worth,Copy !req
175. I learned so much
from watching you work.Copy !req
176. It was inspirationalCopy !req
177. to see you put
yourself out thereCopy !req
178. and create something
so wonderful from scratch.Copy !req
179. I feel like I grew as
an artist and a person,Copy !req
180. and I'll never forget it.Copy !req
181. Plus, I know the next show you
make's gonna be even better,Copy !req
182. so fuck BanShe.Copy !req
183. Okay.Copy !req
184. Look, I've been under
a lot of pressure lately,Copy !req
185. and, um, I'm trying
to make things right,Copy !req
186. but doing that is
very stressful.Copy !req
187. And I think I just
took it out on Sally.Copy !req
188. Look, I acknowledge
it sucks to get yelled at,Copy !req
189. but I don't think it's
something to get dumped over.Copy !req
190. First off, great to see you,Copy !req
191. and as much as
we love coming home,Copy !req
192. finding you sitting here...Copy !req
193. - you're always welcome to call ahead.
- You killed all my buddies.Copy !req
194. - Shit, I'm sorry about that, man.
- NoHo Hank: No, no, no.Copy !req
195. I think this is all part
of same problem, right?Copy !req
196. It's classic situation
of bottling it up.Copy !req
197. You keep who you are a secretCopy !req
198. because you cannot be
who you really are.Copy !req
199. So, you're trying to beCopy !req
200. two different guys at once,Copy !req
201. and that is simply
not sustainable.Copy !req
202. So, naturally, there is...Copy !req
203. resentment, anger, distrust.Copy !req
204. It makes sense you would turn
into human pressure cookerCopy !req
205. and shoot up all of our friendsCopy !req
206. and eventually yell
at your girlfriend.Copy !req
207. I didn't yell at
my girlfriend. I...Copy !req
208. like, loudly stated...Copy !req
209. You know, like— I-I basic—
I went like this. I was like,Copy !req
210. "Sally. You gotta
help my friend."Copy !req
211. Like, I said it that loud.Copy !req
212. Sure.Copy !req
213. Barry...Copy !req
214. you have massive,Copy !req
215. massive rage issues.Copy !req
216. And I think they are triggered
when you feel slighted,Copy !req
217. maybe?Copy !req
218. And perhaps that
would not happen if you
are honest upfront.Copy !req
219. But Sally can't know who I am.Copy !req
220. Oh, obviously,
but I'm talking about...Copy !req
221. small gesture.Copy !req
222. You know, something creative.Copy !req
223. The real you.Copy !req
224. Um...Copy !req
225. our first night,Copy !req
226. when we here in the house,Copy !req
227. I make Hank
traditional Bolivian meal.Copy !req
228. - It was heaven.
- And...Copy !req
229. Yeah, it... Well, it made me
feel very close to him.Copy !req
230. NoHo Hank:
Cristobal and I thriveCopy !req
231. on little moments like that.Copy !req
232. And honesty.Copy !req
233. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
234. Honesty.Copy !req
235. I like this graphic here,Copy !req
236. but I think I may prefer
this font over here.Copy !req
237. Maybe we can have the boys
down at the paint shopCopy !req
238. do a few more mock-ups?Copy !req
239. So this, uh, NoHo Hank guy's
lying his freakin' ass off.Copy !req
240. What did the rest
of his guys say?Copy !req
241. Hey, Big Cat. Um...Copy !req
242. You raided the nursery and
brought these guys in, right?Copy !req
243. Or were you too busy
making a logo for somethingCopy !req
244. that doesn't even exist?Copy !req
245. We were waiting to put
surveillance on them firstCopy !req
246. to get proof.Copy !req
247. Alright, so let me get
this straight. Um...Copy !req
248. you haven't placed
a bug in there yet?Copy !req
249. No, we have not.Copy !req
250. You know what?
Doesn't fuckin' matter.Copy !req
251. These pieces of shitCopy !req
252. are a known crime organization.Copy !req
253. So, we send some
units over there,Copy !req
254. we round up
these fuckin' assholes,Copy !req
255. we bring them back here,
we step on their necks,Copy !req
256. and we see if their storiesCopy !req
257. match up with Hank's.
Yes?Copy !req
258. Now. Now!Copy !req
259. Shit.Copy !req
260. Would you mind helping me?Copy !req
261. Thanks.Copy !req
262. - Was that him?
- Yeah, it was him.Copy !req
263. I don't know. I didn't think
he'd be home. I just kinda,Copy !req
264. like, ran into him
and
just froze, you know?Copy !req
265. Okay, so... Alright, so,Copy !req
266. I-I'll take the gun, and I'll
just go back to his apartment,Copy !req
267. and I'll knock on the door,
and then, I'll just...Copy !req
268. - ... just do it.
- No, no, I—Copy !req
269. I think we should wait
until he comes out.Copy !req
270. I think we should follow him
and go somewhere safe.Copy !req
271. - And I'm gonna do it.
- No, I-I can do it, Mom—Copy !req
272. I'm doing it. Do you hear me?Copy !req
273. I'm gonna do it.Copy !req
274. Okay, I see you.
You can see me?Copy !req
275. Yes? Good, good.Copy !req
276. Yandar! Akhmal!
Say hello to elders from Grozny.Copy !req
277. - Both: Hello!
- Batir: Pick up heroin, eh?Copy !req
278. Hello.Copy !req
279. Good. Uh, higher.
Little higher. Huh?Copy !req
280. Andrei Where is everybody?Copy !req
281. This is whole operation?
This?Copy !req
282. Well, is matter of perspective.Copy !req
283. I mean, it's hard to get a grasp
of the size of the place,Copy !req
284. but when you see it, it's
much bigger than it looks, eh?Copy !req
285. Is very sophisticated cover
for heroin operation,Copy !req
286. right? No? Am I crazy?Copy !req
287. Okay, I have an idea.Copy !req
288. So, from up here,
you can see
whole operation, eh?Copy !req
289. Now, remember, when we come
here, there was nothing, eh?Copy !req
290. Just empty car parking lot.
Can you imagine?Copy !req
291. Who these guys?Copy !req
292. - Batir?
- Don't shoot!Copy !req
293. Ah! Fuck you!Copy !req
294. What the fuck?Copy !req
295. - Batir?Copy !req
296. Is this policía?Copy !req
297. Batir?Copy !req
298. Fuck!Copy !req
299. Fall back! Fall back!Copy !req
300. Oh!Copy !req
301. Batir, this is crazy time
shit show. Y-y-you and I,Copy !req
302. we going to have talk
about your future.Copy !req
303. Joe Mantegna:
Gene! You made it!Copy !req
304. Gene Cousineau:
Yeah! Indeed, I did.Copy !req
305. - Well, I'm glad you did.
- Gene: Thank you.Copy !req
306. I want you to meet some people.Copy !req
307. These are the Colemans
from the Pasadena Playhouse.Copy !req
308. Of course, I know who you are.Copy !req
309. I hear your productions
are marvelous.Copy !req
310. - Thank you.
- Joe: And this is Annie Eisner.Copy !req
311. She teaches art at
a school my kids went to.Copy !req
312. Hi.Copy !req
313. Hi, Gene.Copy !req
314. You know each other?Copy !req
315. We do.Copy !req
316. Been a long time.Copy !req
317. Well, shit.Copy !req
318. Um... Hey. Well, thanks
for the, uh, wine.Copy !req
319. - Yeah.
- And why don't you just, um,Copy !req
320. uh, give it to Gabby at the barCopy !req
321. - and have him make you a drink while you're there.
- I will.Copy !req
322. And we are set.Copy !req
323. I'm so excited.Copy !req
324. Me, too.Copy !req
325. The broker in Santa Fe
said the placeCopy !req
326. is available to check out
as early as next week.Copy !req
327. Are you free to
drive down with me?Copy !req
328. I'm completely free, Hank.Copy !req
329. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
330. Oh, we should load up our phones
with some audiobooks.Copy !req
331. Uh, we have to finish
the last "Percy Jackson."Copy !req
332. Oh right. "Percy Jackson..."Copy !req
333. - Akhmal, I told you, I'm taking personal day.
- Akhmal: Hank.Copy !req
334. We just got hit by Bolivians.Copy !req
335. They took me.
I'm calling from trunk of car.Copy !req
336. What do you mean
we just got hit by Bolivians?Copy !req
337. A woman named Elena
is coming for you.Copy !req
338. - Elena? Who's Elena?
- Akhmal: You must run.Copy !req
339. Hank... I'm sorry.Copy !req
340. No! No! No!Copy !req
341. So, I'm coming up with
a voice for Fat Tony,Copy !req
342. and figure, might as well
talk like my Uncle Willy.Copy !req
343. That's why Fat Tony
talks like this.Copy !req
344. Listen, ex— I'm so sorry.Copy !req
345. I don't mean to interrupt,
but I-I...Copy !req
346. I have to say something
before we finishCopy !req
347. this amazing meal.Copy !req
348. Joe, we came up together.Copy !req
349. We trained with the same people,Copy !req
350. we were in productions together.Copy !req
351. And then, you had to go
and be successful.Copy !req
352. And I took your successCopy !req
353. very personally.Copy !req
354. I started to lie about you.Copy !req
355. I started rumors.Copy !req
356. And after all that,Copy !req
357. you still invite meCopy !req
358. into your home.Copy !req
359. And that shows me
what kind of guy you are.Copy !req
360. Look, I never would have
violated my restraining orderCopy !req
361. if I didn't think you had made
some big changes in your life.Copy !req
362. Well, sometimes you need
a gun held to your headCopy !req
363. to see what's important
in this world.Copy !req
364. - I know exactly what you're talking about.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
365. So please,Copy !req
366. let me just say I am so sorry.Copy !req
367. Well, I appreciate it, Gene.
So, to new—Copy !req
368. I'm not done.Copy !req
369. I came here to make peace
with you, Joe.Copy !req
370. And lo and behold,
I see somebody elseCopy !req
371. I completely
fucked over years ago.Copy !req
372. Annie and I had a relationship.
She's a theater director.Copy !req
373. She directed me
in some productions.Copy !req
374. She is a genius,Copy !req
375. and I am an asshole boyfriend.Copy !req
376. Annie, I am so sorryCopy !req
377. for the way I treated you.Copy !req
378. But, I am so happyCopy !req
379. because it seems like life
has been good to you.Copy !req
380. Well then.Copy !req
381. To new beginnings.Copy !req
382. You're forgetting the part
where you ruined my career.Copy !req
383. Eh, fuck.Copy !req
384. - What?
- You blackballed me.Copy !req
385. You were furious
that I left you,Copy !req
386. and you made it your mission
that I never work in New YorkCopy !req
387. or LA again.Copy !req
388. And I didn't.Copy !req
389. - I don't remember that.
- Yes, you do.Copy !req
390. And I don't think that you're
really apologizing for us.Copy !req
391. You're just saying that so you
don't have to feel bad anymore.Copy !req
392. I— Th-that just isn't true.Copy !req
393. Well, you saying sorry
doesn't bring my career back.Copy !req
394. Joe, I'm so sorry.
I gotta go.Copy !req
395. Dear Sally,Copy !req
396. Here's the keys. I'm sorry
things didn't work out.Copy !req
397. FYI...Copy !req
398. this is what I'm about.Copy !req
399. Sally.Copy !req
400. Hey, um, I was
dropping off the keys,Copy !req
401. um, but I-I made
something for you that...Copy !req
402. Are you okay?Copy !req
403. I just really need to be alone
right now, please.Copy !req
404. - Are you crying?
- No.Copy !req
405. Hey...Copy !req
406. Hey...Copy !req
407. Hey, is it okay that
I'm comforting you?Copy !req
408. Okay.Copy !req
409. Are you okay?Copy !req
410. My show got canceled.Copy !req
411. What?Copy !req
412. Why?Copy !req
413. - No one watched it.
- It just premiered last night.Copy !req
414. I know!Copy !req
415. Fucking BanShe
and fucking Diane Villa.Copy !req
416. I mean, they're such cowards.
I mean, their jobsCopy !req
417. are totally pointless.
Like, a computer
makes their decisions.Copy !req
418. Oh my god.Copy !req
419. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
420. You worked so hard on that.Copy !req
421. Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
422. For them,
it's just another show,Copy !req
423. but for me, you know, it was...Copy !req
424. everything.Copy !req
425. You know, I just thought, like,
if I could tell this story,Copy !req
426. then maybe my life
might... matter.Copy !req
427. I know.Copy !req
428. - Do you know where she lives?
- I don't know.Copy !req
429. What, were you gonna, like,Copy !req
430. send her an angry letter
or something?Copy !req
431. No, no, nothing like that.Copy !req
432. I'm just gonna freak
her out a little bit.Copy !req
433. Freak her out how?Copy !req
434. Oh, there's a lot of ways.
It's, you know...Copy !req
435. nothing bad. No, it's just...Copy !req
436. like, for instance, I could...Copy !req
437. send her a picture
of herself sleeping.Copy !req
438. You know, just as a way
of being like, hey,Copy !req
439. not cool what you did
to Sally, you know?Copy !req
440. So you'd break into her house?Copy !req
441. Oh, she'd never
know I was there.Copy !req
442. No, the whole point
is to isolate herCopy !req
443. and make her feel like
she's going insane.Copy !req
444. So, I would just
do little thingsCopy !req
445. like replace her dog with
a slightly different dog, or,Copy !req
446. you know, change
the furniture in her houseCopy !req
447. so she thinks she's shrinking.
You know, basic stuff,Copy !req
448. most of it I learned
in the military.Copy !req
449. Some of it on a subreddit.Copy !req
450. You know.
Basically, just plant a seed,Copy !req
451. and then they just
kinda hang themselves,Copy !req
452. so it's super nonviolent.Copy !req
453. But by the end of it, like,Copy !req
454. her brain will have essentially
eaten itself, you know?Copy !req
455. But that's on the table
if you want it.Copy !req
456. Okay?Copy !req
457. I'm just so sorry
this happened to you.Copy !req
458. Can I make you some tea
or something or...Copy !req
459. - Barry?
- Hm?Copy !req
460. I need you to get away from me.Copy !req
461. Why?Copy !req
462. Get out.Copy !req
463. Did I say something or...Copy !req
464. Get the fuck out.Copy !req
465. - Get the fuck out!
- Okay. Jesus Christ...Copy !req
466. Okay, there he is.Copy !req
467. Okay, remember.
You walk up to him,Copy !req
468. you ask for directions,
and then you turn and walk away.Copy !req
469. R-right, I'll go up,
I'll ask directions,
and then I'll get outta there.Copy !req
470. Yes, it is important for you—Copy !req
471. What the?Copy !req
472. - Oh my god...
- What...Copy !req
473. Oh my— Mom... Wh...Copy !req
474. Kyle... No...Copy !req