1. You know how you and I talk
all the time about my purpose?
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2. You think acting
could be your purpose?
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3. This is Ryan Madison.
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4. - You guys want him gone?
Yes
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5. I followed Ryan
to take an acting class,
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6. and they say I got something.
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7. You're a killer, Barry.
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8. - (GUN CLICKS)
- This is all you do.
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9. Folks, Ryan Madison. He's dead.
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10. I'm Detective Moss.
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11. I'm hoping one of you recognizes
the man in this photo.
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12. Be on the lookout for a man
with no discernible features.
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13. He killed your friend.
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14. I'm investigating the murder
of one of your students.
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15. This cannot be a thing.
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16. You took my stash house.
It's a war now.
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17. Once the guys
get to know each other,
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18. it's gonna be super great.
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19. Whatever you did tonight
to get to that place...
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20. - Wait, wait, wait!
- Do that every time.
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21. I'm done with all this,
starting right now.
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22. - Can we please not do this?
- It's done.
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23. Starting now.
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24. Man (muffled voice):
Yeah? Hey, pause it.
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25. Hey, if you touch the TV,
I will kill you.
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26. I'm just telling you,
I wanna see what happens
to this dude,
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27. so just don't touch the TV,
just hold up a second.
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28. - Would you pause it?
Why? Because I wanna watch it.
- (man mumbles)
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29. And you always do this, man!
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30. - Why is this shit so fucking
hard for you, huh?
- (man mumbles)
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31. I don't even think this has
anything to do with the TV.
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32. This is some other
passive-aggressive bullshit
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33. we need to talk about.
Aah, shit.
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34. Yeah?
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35. - (keypad beeping)
- Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
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36. (panting):
Fuck.
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37. - (bullet pings)
- Aah. Oh my God.
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38. Oh my God! Oh fuck!
Oh my God!
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39. - Where is he?
- Fuches: Would you relax?
My best new guy's
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40. gonna be back with
your little package
any minute now.
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41. This isn't me.
I'm not a criminal.
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42. - I mean, someone could get hurt.
- (TV playing indistinctly)
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43. Obviously,
somebody's gonna get hurt.
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44. I mean, my guy's gonna kill
whoever's in that apartment.
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45. You know,
that's part of the idea.
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46. - What?
- Why are you looking
at me like that?
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47. - This was the whole plan.
- No, no.
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48. You never said anything
about anybody getting hurt.
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49. - Oh.
- (tires screech)
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50. Well, you know,
if I didn't, I should have.
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51. Oh God!
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52. - (sirens blaring)
- Officer: I saw him
go upstairs! Go! Go!
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53. - (knocking)
- There, see? Here he is.
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54. Might not have gone down
like you imagined, but, uh,
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55. at least you're getting
what you paid for, right?
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56. - Hey.
- You gave me
the wrong combination.
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57. You gave us the wrong
combination.
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58. You didn't even
get the package!
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59. I gotta get out of here!
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60. - (screams)
- Officer: Shit!
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61. - (pounding on door)
- Officer: Hold on!
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62. Cease fire!
Cease fire! Damn!
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63. Oh, thank God, you're here!
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64. Barry (exhales):
Okay.
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65. (whispering):
All right, okay.
This is good. Okay.
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66. Newspaper man.
Here we go.
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67. All right, guys, places!
Let's— Whoa!
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68. Hey, what's going on?
You're not in costume.
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69. No, we're not.
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70. Why are you in costume?
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71. Why am I in costume?
Because it's a dress rehearsal.
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72. Come on, you guys
should be dressed!
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73. You don't seriously think
we should keep trying
to do this, do you?
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74. Yes, we have to!
We-We-We open tomorrow, guys!
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75. Baz, that's bonkers.
Why don't we just cancel
the entire show?
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76. Cancel the... Why?
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77. Um, because Gene had
a full-on nervous breakdown
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78. - yesterday and left?
- He was, like, sobbing.
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79. I still think part of it was
my emotional performance.
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80. Yeah. No, I'm pretty sure
it was about Moss.
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81. Remember?
He was screaming,
"Janice. Janice.
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82. - What is the point
without Janice?"
- Nah, it was me.
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83. Okay, we can't do a show
without a director, Barry,
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84. and right now,
we don't have a director!
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85. Okay, hey! Let me guess.
(speaking gibberish)
It's gonna be great!
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86. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Barry: Okay? I think
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87. just Gene needs a little time
to relax and collect himself.
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88. And so until then,
um, I'll direct.
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89. - What?
- What?
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90. That seems weird.
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91. All right, so everybody,
get into costume. Let's go.
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92. Let's get this going.
We open tomorrow, guys.
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93. - Let's go! The Front Page.
- Will you talk to him please?
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94. - Everybody move!
It's gonna be fun!
- Have you directed before?
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95. I have not directed
before, but I think—
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96. I think it's gonna
be great, guys.
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97. Let's see some real energy!
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98. - All right.
Typewriter ribbon.
- Sally: Bare—
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99. - Bare, I—
- Look at this.
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100. - This plays in the first act!
- We're not doing the show.
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101. - Yeah, we are.
- No, we're not.
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102. Look, Gene is not ready.
The man is in pain.
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103. He's broken.
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104. He needs time to process
what happened.
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105. I need time to process
what happened.
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106. It's stuck.
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107. And you need time to process
what happened.
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108. Well, we do that through
the work, right?
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109. Look, I get what it's like
to be freaked out, okay?
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110. It's like... It's like
when I shaved my head
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111. for I Never Saw Another
Butterfly without realizing
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112. how limiting that was gonna
befor other castings.
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113. We all lose track
of what's important sometimes.
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114. Plus, you know,
it's The Front Page.
It's a stupid farce.
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115. Yeah, but you picked it.
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116. Yeah, I picked it
before Janice was murdered.
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117. - We don't know
what happened to her.
- Yes, we do!
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118. Barry, everyone seems to know
what happened to Janice
except for you!
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119. You know, if we cancel
this show, then what was
the point?
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120. What?
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121. It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great.
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122. You gotta trust me.
Trust me? Trust me.
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123. Okay, we're good.
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124. The director is ready!
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125. Noho Hank:
Dear Batir and everyone
back in Chechnya.
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126. - Hey man!
- Yo bro!
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127. In short, the LA operation
is going super great.
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128. Now, I know there is still
some small reservation
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129. about teaming up with
traditional enemies,
the Bolivians,
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130. but worry not, Batir,
they are wonderful dudes.
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131. They are unrivaled thieves and
super great at acquiring cargo.
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132. And you know
what we are good at?
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133. Repackaging said cargo.
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134. It is like yin and yang,
meant to be, peas in pod.
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135. Speaking of which,
Cristobal, their leader,
is guru mensch
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136. of highest order,
like baby Tony Robbins.
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137. Teaching us all the powerful
way of getting shit done
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138. and ruling the world
while being totally chill.
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139. He had one of the best
organic chefs in South America
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140. kidnapped and brought over
here. It took some time,
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141. but I think his brain
has been officially washed.
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142. Our recreational volleyball
is becoming legendary.
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143. P.S. I am now known
as "Bullet" for my serve.
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144. Yes, I think this is
probably the happiest
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145. I have ever been
in my life, Batir.
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146. Not only do I have
operation which may soon
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147. challenge Burmese mafia
for next highest spot
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148. on crime family rankings,
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149. but I have found a true friend
and partner in Cristobal.
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150. I can't wait for
you guys to meet him.
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151. So, in finishing, let's be
cool about the Bolivians.
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152. As Cristobal often says,
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153. we are more powerful together.
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154. God, so true.
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155. Hank, Cristobal wants
to see you.
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156. It's going to be amazing.
He's going to— Ah!
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157. Hank, come in.
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158. Have you met Esther,
head of Burmese crime family?
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159. No.
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160. Probably because she's
our biggest competitor.
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161. Of course, currently
sitting in my chair,
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162. drinking from
my fox mug.
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163. I have come to offer
you a proposition.
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164. - She talking to me?
- I think it is
very interesting.
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165. Here. Come, come.
Have a seat.
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166. Tell me, what is the one
thing that we here
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167. have wanted to dip
our toes in?
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168. - Chocolate.
- Heroin, Hank.
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169. Heroin, heroin.
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170. It is the one box left
unchecked in our organization
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171. that would give
us true power.
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172. Listen to this.
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173. I have established
a monastery where
I can bring
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174. anything I want
into this country,
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175. no questions asked
due to religious freedom.
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176. Guns, merchandise,
and especially drugs.
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177. - I'd offer you and Cristobal
an even share.
- Huh?
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178. Okay. Why?
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179. We were just discussing
Thomas Friedman.
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180. Did you read that one yet?
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181. Okay, you given me,
like, a lot of books.
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182. - I have not found the time.
- You must make the time.
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183. - Please do not eavesdrop.
- Thomas Friedman...
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184. - Thank you.
- ... says no two countries
that have a McDonald's
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185. have ever gone to war.
Esther's point is
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186. there's enough in
Los Angeles for all of us.
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187. We give a little
McDonald's to every gang,
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188. and soon, all the gangs
will become a team.
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189. So you want to share
our stash house with her?
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190. Exactly!
And in exchange,
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191. we get Esther's team
of smugglers and assassins.
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192. Well, that is a bummer,
because I already have
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193. an army of finest killers
in all of Chechnya, so...
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194. - Um—
- ... there's the door.
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195. Hank, your men...
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196. they are a little lacking
in physical skill.
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197. - They are weak.
- Okay, that is not true.
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198. And also, please keep
your voice down, all right?
They're right down there.
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199. Oh yeah,
I've seen this before.
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200. Chh-chh-chh-chh.
Yeah, very—
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201. Okay! Sweet Baby Jesus!
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202. - (Cristobal laughing)
- Noho Hank: Oh my God!
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203. This— That is what I'm saying.
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204. How could we not want to be
in business with this, huh?
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205. Noho Hank:
Okay. Oh my God.
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206. Everyone's laughing
at the hand-stabbing now.
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207. - (opera grows louder)
- Mr. Cousineau?
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208. Mr. Cous—
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209. Hey, Berkman.
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210. - Hey. Uh, I can come—
- (police radio chattering)
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211. - I can come back.
- No.
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212. Barry, they're giving up.
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213. - They're quitting.
- No. All we're saying is
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214. that your cabin is
no longer considered
an active crime scene.
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215. Here are your keys.
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216. You keep my keys.
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217. There are thousands of acres
of woods up there.
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218. Are you searching them?
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219. No. We didn't feel
that was viable.
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220. Oh, this is madness.
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221. She could be out there
right now, cold.
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222. She could be hurt, hungry.
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223. We don't know
what happened.
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224. Nobody actually knows
what happened.
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225. Is this you and Corbin Bernsen?
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226. No, that's Ronnie Cox.
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227. - Ronnie Cox.
- Mr. Cousineau...
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228. Janice and I went
after the Chechens,
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229. and they got pissed,
so they came after her.
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230. As soon as they got her
in her car that night
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231. and off your property,
she was gone, okay?
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232. We have no cell phone pings,
no credit cards, nothing.
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233. We probably know everything
we're ever going to know,
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234. and that's just the reality.
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235. I'm sorry.
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236. - Mae. Hi, let's go.
- Hey. Oh yeah.
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237. Hey, Mr. Cousineau, we, uh,
we rehearsed without you today,
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238. and, uh, it was awful.
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239. I know you needed
some time to feel better,
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240. but I'm just curious when
you think you might be ready
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241. to come back
and direct the show.
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242. - I mean, I think
you look great.
- In my bedroom,
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243. under the bed,
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244. there's a mahogany box,
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245. and in that box is
a pearl-handle.38 Special,
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246. screen-used from
the movie Flashpoint,
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247. given to me by my former
roommate, Rip Torn.
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248. Do you know how
many times today
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249. I actually thought
about going in there
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250. and loading it
and giving it one last kiss?
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251. - You wanted to kiss a gun? Oh.
- Suicide, Barry.
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252. Are you not familiar
with the Japanese ritual
of hari-kari?
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253. - The baseball announcer?
- I need you out of my house.
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254. Okay.
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255. Noho Hank:
Okay, mail call, you guys!
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256. We got some coupons.
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257. Hey, Esteban, you love
Domino's right?
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258. Okay. "Want to win
a million dollars?"
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259. I'm not gonna fall
for that one, again.
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260. Hey guys!
A package from Chechnya!
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261. Maybe it's my copy
of Riverdance on Blu-ray.
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262. Batir. Noho Hank.
I just got your package.
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263. Is this some sort of
early 40th birthday joke?
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264. Batir (over phone):
We asked you to find
and execute Goran's killer.
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265. The family feels
it was the Bolivians,
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266. but instead of executing,
you have chosen to work
with them,
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267. so now we will have
to kill you.
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268. Wow, Batir, what is with
this sour-patch attitude?
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269. Come on, man. We are bros.
We went to preschool together.
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270. There is nothing
I can do, Hank.
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271. You have chosen the Bolivians
over the family.
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272. But the Bolivians
did not kill Goran.
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273. Then, who did?
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274. - You really
want to know?
- Yes.
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275. Well, okay, then.
I'm going to tell you.
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276. Excuse me, does
this come in purple?
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277. Uh, no, but we do have it
in a heathered star ruby.
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278. What is that?
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279. Well, it's basically,
um...
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280. Well, if you were
to take red and blue
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281. and then just mix those
two elements together.
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282. So purple?
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283. Oh fuck, yeah,
it is purple, isn't it?
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284. - Is everybody who
works here British?
- Sorry, what?
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285. (British accent):
See you bought
yourself a new pair
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286. of gym pantaloons,
have you?
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287. - Yes.
- (beeping)
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288. (clears throat)
Ah, bugger, the credit card
reader's not working.
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289. Stupid card reader.
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290. Bloody card reader
more like it. (chuckles)
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291. (drops accent):
Why isn't this working?
This is crazy.
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292. Are these really $88?
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293. - Baz? Can I talk
to you for a minute?
- Hmm? Yeah.
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294. (British accent):
Top o' the morning.
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295. - Hmm?
- What is that?
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296. Okay, um...
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297. I'm just doing the thing
Mr. Cousineau talked about
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298. about us bringing our characters
out into the real world.
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299. - Mmm. Well, firstly...
- So that's what I was—
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300. - ... British is not
a character, yeah?
- Hmm?
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301. Yeah, it's not. And secondly,
when the guests hear you
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302. talking like that and then
they hear me talking like this,
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303. they think that we're
both doing accents.
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304. - We look like assholes.
- (British accent): No.
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305. - Yeah, we look the silly.
- No, we're the same.
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306. What are you doing?
(gasps) Stop it!
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307. - Baz! No, we don't
sound the same.
- No, we sound the same.
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308. - We sound totally the same.
No, we sound the same.
- Please stop.
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310. You have to stop.
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311. - You can do an accent too.
- I know I can do accents.
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312. - If you played
an Australian person.
- I wouldn't play an Australian.
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313. I would never play
an Australian.
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314. I don't want to talk
about it, but I would
never play an Australian.
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315. - Oy!
- No.
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316. - Mate.
- Stop it.
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317. Excuse me, sir?
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318. Do you work here?
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319. Yeah, um...
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320. Do you have these pants
in size medium?
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321. - Those are
women's pants.
- Shit.
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322. Look, Baz, you remember when
I got you the job here, yeah?
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323. And you got all excited
'cause you thought Lululemon
was a candy store? Yeah?
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a long way from there,
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325. so it would be a shame
to go back, wouldn't it?
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326. All right, so just tuck your
crazy in a little bit, yeah?
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327. - All right, yeah, okay.
- Just be chill.
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329. (whispering):
The fuck you doing here?
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330. (whispering):
Barry, it's me.
It's Hank.
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331. - I know it's Hank!
- In a wig.
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332. - I know you're
wearing a wig!
- The shirt's mine, though.
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333. I don't fucking care!
What the fuck are
you doing here?
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was going to kill you,
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and you used it
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336. to kill Goran
and all of my friends?
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337. - Yes. Yes. Yes.
- Remember? Garage?
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338. And I did not tell his family
about it, because if I did,
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339. - they would burn down
Los Angeles looking for you?
- Yes!
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340. Well, instead of telling
them you shot Goran...
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341. this morning I told
them it was Esther,
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342. head of the Burmese
crime family.
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343. - Why?
- Well, because A,
I don't want you to get killed,
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344. and B, Esther is throwing
complete monkey wrench
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with Cristobal.
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346. So you kill her, Goran's
family will be off my tip,
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347. and Cristobal will still
think we're two peas in pod.
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348. - Classic criss-cross.
- That's not a criss-cross.
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349. - I'm pretty sure it is.
- All right, you need
to get out of here, man.
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350. No. Barry, Barry. Okay,
just hear me, all right, um...
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351. If you don't do
this for me,
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352. - my family will kill me.
- I don't fucking care.
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353. Now get out of here,
you fucking idiot.
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354. - Mr. Fuches?
- Yeah.
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355. Whoa! I know
what that thing is.
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356. I don't know why
you'd need my DNA.
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357. I was being held there
against my will.
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and evidence at the scene
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Mr. Fuches.
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360. Oh.
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361. You got a court order
to take my DNA?
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362. Oh, oh, you think I'm gonna
give it to you voluntarily.
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363. No, see, I'm a...
I'm a law and order guy.
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364. I love my country,
I love my judicial system.
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365. Thank you.
So what I remember is,
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guys in that hotel room,
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367. and they're
both dead, so...
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368. you ain't got shit, pal.
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369. I don't see Gene.
Is he coming?
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370. Yes. I told you,
he'll be here.
I talked to him.
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371. Okay, Boo-Bare,
I don't like this gear, okay?
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372. You're acting really crazy,
but you won't talk to me.
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373. - You see this?
- (tapping)
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374. That's a wall, okay?
And it needs to come down.
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375. I'm just nervous about
the show, that's all.
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377. What did you say
to me earlier?
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378. If we don't do this,
then what was the point?
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379. What does that even mean?
Are you talking about us?
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380. I— I don't have
time for this.
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381. We go on in 15 minutes,
all right?
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382. Barry, I...
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383. All right, everybody,
15 minutes until showtime.
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384. Let's bring it in.
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385. Come on, guys.
Who died?
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387. Jermaine, you said you
wanted to say something?
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388. - I did?
- Yeah.
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389. - Oh, I must've been
fucking with you.
- Great. Um...
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390. Okay, so this hasn't been easy.
I'll be the first to admit that.
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a very rich and layered text,
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of lessons in there.
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the most important lesson
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396. you always put out
the newspaper.
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397. I fundamentally disagree
with you, Barry.
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398. - Sometimes no news is good news.
- Is Gene coming or not?
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399. All right, you know what,
it doesn't matter if Gene's
coming or not, okay?
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400. - Because—
- Gene's here!
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401. (mutters):
Thank God.
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402. Good evening, my name is
Gene M Cousineau,
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403. and I've got
an announcement to make.
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404. I'm canceling the show.
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405. (whispers):
Thank God.
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406. (whispers):
What?
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407. I wasn't here
to oversee the production,
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408. so I can't in good conscience
let you watch a show
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409. that bares my name.
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410. Now, I cannot give
you a refund,
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411. but I can give you
a voucher for my book
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412. or any other
Gene M Cousineau merch
that we sell in the box office.
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413. - Thank you.
- Thanks for coming.
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414. It was a winter's
morning mid-1920s.
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415. The playwright
Bertolt Brecht arose,
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his slippers,
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417. and then he went downstairs
for the breakfast that his wife,
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418. the Austrian opera singer,
Marianne Zoff, made for him.
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419. He looked at his wife,
he looked down at the schnitzel,
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and he said,
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421. "Baby, I'm out."
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422. Well, I'm out, too.
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423. I'm shutting down
this class permanently.
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424. - (students protesting)
- Mr. Cousineau,
but teaching is your life!
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Janice is your life.
I understand,
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429. you know, the things you
tell us up here, you know,
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431. Oh, you actually heard
something I said?
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432. No, what I'm saying is
that we could use this
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as a whole class
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434. and we could use it so you
could talk about your feelings.
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435. You want me to talk
about my feelings?
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436. This class was about you
talking about your feelings.
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437. All right. No, I...
Okay, yeah.
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438. I've got an idea.
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439. Why don't you talk about
the war, Mr. Human Icebox?
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440. Why don't you tell us about
the first man you killed?
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441. Because that's
what it would be like
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445. - (keys clatter)
- Bring my car around.
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446. All right, it was
outside of Sanjin.
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447. It was my first tour.
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448. I was, um...
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with my friend Albert...
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451. - Albert.
- Yeah?
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452. - Wanna take a look at this?
- Why? What do you see?
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453. Let me see.
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454. Let me see.
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455. Oh yeah. Yeah,
about 700 yards out, right?
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- Yeah.
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457. We saw... I don't know
what you call it, um,
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458. - some suspicious activity.
- (whispering)
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459. And, um,
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460. Albert was doing
surveillance on the...
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462. We weren't sure
if we should engage or not.
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463. Should we engage, sir?
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465. And I asked if we should
radio Lieutenant Hubble.
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466. Uh, should we maybe radio
Lieutenant Hubble, sir?
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467. Fuck no, you don't got to radio
him, man. Take the shot, dude.
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468. - Are you sure?
- No, I'm not sure.
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469. He says that's a green light
to shoot the guy.
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470. Look, you're gonna miss anyway,
man. Just scare the fucker.
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Aah, my shoulder!
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472. I forgot how these
things kick back.
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473. Jesus, Berkman, you got him!
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474. - (Albert laughing)
- Soldier: What the fuck
are you shooting at?
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475. - Berkman just took out
a sheepfucker from 700 yards!
- Fuck off.
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476. - Barry: Hey, there's more.
- What?
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477. Yeah. Look.
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478. Yeah, there's two on the rise.
Looks like they're checking out
their buddy.
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479. - (gunshot echoes)
- Albert: No way.
No, no, no, no.
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both, soldier.
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481. (whimpering):
I don't...
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I killed someone.
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I killed someone!
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to forgive myself.
- Sasha: Shh, shh, shh!
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- Nick: I'm a terrible person!
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489. You fucking kidding me?
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- Both of them?
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of shit! (laughing)
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Barry here's
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killer, fellas!
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- That was fucking dope, man!
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the bib off him, forget it!
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Barry Berkman!
- (clapping rhythmically)
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Berry Berkman!
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- (Nick weeping)
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- Sasha: Shh, shh, shh.
It's okay.
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tomorrow at the next class.
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- Yes.
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Anybody else?
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509. Oh my God, yes, please!
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proud of yourself, Barry.
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512. - Oh, yeah, thanks.
- No, no. Really.
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513. I mean, it was messy
and complex and...
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514. God, I didn't even know
that all those things
happened to you.
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crazy. (sighs)
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516. You really heard me.
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come down a little.
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518. You see what happens
when you're honest
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really are, Barry?
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520. Good things can happen.
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521. I mean, you just
saved the class!
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522. - Hey, do you wanna
get out of here?
- Yeah.
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with my agent, so...
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I do, but tomorrow.
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Like around noon?
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527. After yoga, but
before an audition I have.
I'll need to prepare, okay?
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528. But you'll be there
for me, right?
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529. Yeah. And we can
definitely find a window.
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531. I'm so proud of you.
The wound is open, Barry.
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532. That's a good thing.
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533. - Amazing.
- Yeah, cool.
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534. - Good night.
- Night.
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- "What the fuck are you doing
here, Hank?" Yeah, I know.
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an idiot today.
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was coming to kill you,
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of the Dodge.
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let's do this—
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wearing disguises.
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this hit, I'm telling you.
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who really killed him.
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565. Hey, Mae? We just got
a DNA match on CODIS
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in the garage where
Goran Pazar was killed.
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568. It's a failing business, Diana.
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a quinceañera store
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Hispanic neighborhood?
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571. I did it because of you,
and now you're leaving me.
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572. Let's just meet face-to-face.
What are you doing Saturday?
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574. (sighs)
Ronny Proxin.
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a lawyer, but— Hello?
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That's gotta suck.
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that my marriage
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around me and...
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be terrible for her.
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you don't— you do have a kid.
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we found a tooth
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match anyone at the crime scene?
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587. - Yeah.
- We got a CODIS
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588. Monroe Fuches.
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589. - From Cleveland.
- Ohio.
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in Pazar's garage?
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in Pazar's garage?
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592. - I got it, thanks.
- We should go out there,
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Thank you.
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Cleveland.
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Detective Loach, LAPD.
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