Azumanga Daioh 1x17

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81 - Osaka's Horror Story Chiyo and Osaka talk about pandas. Plus, Osaka describes a different kind of horror. 82 - Change of Pace Yukari gets bored with teaching English, so she decides to try something different. 83 - Yule Christmas is coming and everyone's getting merry! Plus, Tomo and Kagura discuss the mystery of Santa Claus. 84 - Amazing Santa Christmas wishes, reindeer... fact or fiction, and the year of the adder. 85 - Christmas Party The girls go out for a little fun and karaoke.

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1. Lu la lu la.

2. Piano wa sekai no yume saku nohara ni merodii A piano sends its melody to the fields of dreams all over the world.

3. kowareta tokei o shinjite Believing the broken clock,

4. jikan wa dare no mikata? Whose side is time on?

5. doushite konna ni watashi no mune yasashii dareka o matteru no? Why is my heart waiting so eagerly for someone kind?

6. oshiete suteki na mirai Tell me my wonderful future.

7. Moonlight, moonlight sleepin'.

8. Lu la lu la.

9. omoide ringo ni mezame no shoujo ga kisu shite A girl awakens to the apple of memories and bestows a kiss.

10. setsunaku hirogeta hon ni wa In the book spread open in sorrow,

11. futari no beru ga naru yo Their bell rings.

12. dakishimetai kara itoshii hito Because I want to hug the one dear to me,

13. mou nakanaide ne Goodbye Sadness Don't cry anymore, goodbye sadness.

14. fushigi na tobira no moji wa "soramimi keiki" The letters on the mysterious door say "fancy hearing cake".

15. Wonderland!

16. youkoso kimi ni wa Welcome, for you...

17. Fairyland!

18. ai no mahou mano It's the magic of love.

19. Love's all way!

20. mainichi fuwa-fuwa komugi no yuuwaku Everyday, the fluffy temptation of wheat.

21. Cake for you!

22. tabete ne konya wa Please eat, tonight...

23. Tea for you!

24. seiza no ochakai Is a tea party of constellations.

25. mado ni tenshi no kourasu A chorus of angels at the window.

26. kimi ni wa soramimi? Did you just fancy hearing that?

27. sukidayo sukidayo no koe The voices saying "I love you. I love you."

28. Osaka's Horror Story

29. Let's go home, Chiyo-chan!

30. Oh, would you mind if we drop by a bookstore on the way?

31. I don't mind.

32. Is there some interestin' book that came out?

33. Today, there's a really cute photo collection of pandas coming out!

34. Really?

35. But it's apparently been talked about a lot in advance,

36. so I hope it won't be sold out.

37. I had no idea.

38. Hey! Don't run in the hallway!

39. Really!

40. What could she be in such a hurry for?

41. By the way, Chiyo-chan...

42. Yes?

43. With pandas...

44. Yes?

45. Which parts were white and which parts were black again?

46. Let me think...

47. I'm done.

48. Doesn't it look kinda off?

49. I think it might be.

50. I'm pretty sure the one I saw on TV was...

51. This creature is...

52. This isn't right. That's not a panda.

53. What are you up to?

54. Let's go home, let's go home!

55. What are these?

56. Animals?

57. They're pandas.

58. Pandas.

59. Pandas?

60. I've actually never seen a panda in real life.

61. Oh, I've seen one before.

62. At the zoo.

63. They're cute.

64. In that case...

65. Was it black on white?

66. Or was it white on black?

67. Well...

68. Then, let's go see pandas together sometime!

69. Oh, that sounds like fun.

70. I wanna see pandas, but there's somethin' else I wanna see too.

71. What's that?

72. You know, that...

73. What's it called again?

74. Um...

75. Oh,

76. My life flashin' before my eyes!

77. I'd advise against that.

78. Come to think of it,

79. I had a real terrifyin' experience yesterday.

80. Oh! Let's hear it! What happened?

81. Don't tell me you woke up and found you spoke standard Japanese!

82. Oh!

83. That'd be scary too.

84. G'morn.

85. That's not standard Japanese!

86. Never mind that, get on with your story!

87. Last night,

88. I was all alone in my room,

89. and out of nowhere,

90. I smelled a fart that wasn't mine.

91. That's scary!

92. Isn't it?

93. You think so?

94. Change of Pace

95. Shoot! I'm late again!

96. Miss Tanizaki.

97. Yes?

98. Is it because it's Christmas?

99. Huh?

100. Yule be running because it's Christmas, correct?!

101. You certainly do have a sense of humor, Miss Tanizaki!

102. I'm in a bit of a hurry, so...

103. Hey, hey, what's the old name for the month of December again?

104. Uh, was it "Mule"?

105. Huh?

106. Oh, if it's that, it's "Yule".

107. Oh!

108. Oh!

109. Oh!

110. What?

111. Chiyo-chan, you can't steal the jab punch line!

112. That's right, you oughtn't do that.

113. But, well...

114. You oughtn't, Chiyo-chan. You oughtn't.

115. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,

116. I'm so sorry!

117. Don't take what these guys say seriously.

118. So, ahem.

119. Now, then...

120. What's the old name for the month of December again?

121. Don't do it over!

122. Okay, sit down!

123. I'm bored of always teaching only English!

124. Math

125. So, I'll be teaching you math today.

126. Math?

127. P.E.

128. We'll do P.E. Instead.

129. Everyone, outside!

130. It's cold!

131. But how the heck does English get turned into P.E.

132. I wonder what we'll be doing in Miss Yukari's P.E. Class?

133. Won't it be American P.E.?

134. Whether it's American or British, I won't lose to you, Sakaki!

135. Okay, let's do soccer! Soccer!

136. Yukari-chan, do you know the rules?

137. Just leave it to me!

138. I'm Nakata.

139. Huh?

140. I'll be Nakata.

141. What do you mean?

142. Take that!

143. What?

144. Goal!

145. Goal, goal, GOAL!

146. Goal, goal, goal, goal, GOAL!

147. Miss Yukari, that's our goal.

148. Goal, goal, goal!

149. Actually, I was a spy!

150. You're not making any sense.

151. I'll get it for sure this time!

152. Move it, move it, move it, move it!

153. Huh?

154. Pass! Pass!

155. Over here, over here! I'm open! Here!

156. Enough soccer!

157. Let's play dodge ball!

158. What's Yukari's class doing having P.E.?

159. Oh, no. Oh, no...

160. Take that!

161. Go, Miss Sakaki!

162. I've been hit!

163. Huh? What?

164. I'm the only one left!

165. Chiyosuke, prepare to die!

166. Take that!

167. Just hit her already.

168. Yule

169. What are you looking so serious for?

170. What are you looking at?

171. A catalog for end of year gifts.

172. Wow, you're going to send something?

173. To whom?

174. What?

175. What's the point in giving it to other people?

176. What?

177. But you know, looking at these, it makes you feel well-off.

178. It does?

179. This has got to be it.

180. No, in its own way, this is also...

181. Oh! This one's hard to give up on, too!

182. Oh, that tableware set is nice.

183. Ow!

184. What did you do that for?!

185. What are you, an idiot?!

186. This is no time to be trying to act cool.

187. Look! Snow crabs! SNOW crabs!

188. Honestly! Of course, crabs are better.

189. Hey, there, Miss Minamo?

190. What?

191. Have you ever had Matsusaka beef?

192. No, I haven't.

193. It's supposed to be delicious.

194. So I've heard.

195. Miss Yukari.

196. Here you are. I brought this for you.

197. Hey, thanks.

198. By the way, Chiyosuke.

199. Have you ever eaten something called Matsusaka beef?

200. Oh, yes, I have!

201. Ow!

202. Then, out of this catalog, what would you want?

203. Oh!

204. This ice cream set looks delicious!

205. Ice cream?

206. Does that just mean you're a kid?

207. Or is it the complacency of the bourgeois?

208. Matsusaka beef is more delicious, right?!

209. Merry Christmas!

210. What are you doing, Miss Osaka?

211. Merry Christmas!

212. Oh, it's almost Christmas, isn't it?

213. That's right. Merry Christmas!

214. I can't wait to see what presents I'll get this year!

215. I'm happy for ya.

216. Yes.

217. Say, does Chiyo-chan...

218. Do you think she still believes in Santa?

219. Who knows?

220. Why don't we just ask her?

221. Chiyo-chan,

222. are you one of those people who still believes in Santa?

223. You idiot!

224. What are you going to do if she does believe?!

225. You shouldn't destroy her dreams!

226. Then, how do you explain?

227. Explain what?

228. For example, what if she asks where the money comes from

229. to pay for the presents for all the kids in the country?

230. Well...

231. The government!

232. The government pays Santa.

233. No one has chimneys anymore, so how does he get in?

234. Don't underestimate Santa!

235. He's got awesome lock picking skills!

236. He could open anything!

237. How does he go to every house in the world in just one night?

238. He's fast!

239. He's just tremendously fast! Like at mach 100!

240. That sounds so fake.

241. No human could do that.

242. Santa isn't human!

243. What?!

244. Then are you saying he's an alien or something?!

245. I don't think he exactly came from outer space, but...

246. Then what?! Subterranean?! The ocean floor?!

247. What is he?! An alien?!

248. Um, don't worry, I already know.

249. A subterranean?! From the depths?

250. What?!

251. Is he an alien after all?!

252. Or a subterranean?!

253. That is...

254. Mr. Santa is your father.

255. Father?

256. That's right.

257. Santa is Father.

258. Merry...

259. What's the matter?

260. Amazing Santa

261. Chiyo.

262. Merry Christmas.

263. Thank you so much!

264. Yay! Father is Mr. Santa!

265. That's right.

266. The government pays me.

267. That's amazing!

268. And I fly at mach 100.

269. That's amazing! Amazing!

270. Say, Yomi?

271. So like, if you could get anything you wanted for Christmas,

272. what would you want?

273. Anything...

274. Is that really anything at all?

275. So, I could even ask for a hundred trillion yen?

276. I'm looking for something a little more realistic.

277. Realistic, huh?

278. About how much would be realistic?

279. Would ten million yen still not be low enough?

280. If you're going to ask for a price...

281. What are you talking about?

282. Chiyo-chan, what do you want for Christmas?

283. Well...

284. Oh, you know the big Christmas tree in front of the train station?

285. I'd want the big star decorating the top of it.

286. I've always wanted it.

287. Really?

288. This is what is called a pure and unadulterated soul, my dear Yomi.

289. A hundred trillion yen, was it? Eh?

290. There, there.

291. What's wrong? What's wrong?

292. Hey.

293. Could I ask you something?

294. What are you being so formal about?

295. I know that Santa doesn't exist, but...

296. Yeah?

297. Reindeer exist, don't they?

298. This girl believes in reindeer!

299. What?!

300. Reindeer exist.

301. You're lying! Flying deer don't exist!

302. I know you're trying to trick me! I'm not falling for it!

303. Whoa, she's serious.

304. Hey, hey, reindeer don't exist in this world, do they?

305. They do.

306. What?

307. Hey, Osaka, do reindeer exist?

308. Yeah, they do.

309. For real?

310. Reindeer really exist.

311. They can't fly, but they look like this.

312. Deer and reindeer are two different things.

313. What the heck?!

314. I'm not stupid! I'm not stupid, okay?!

315. New Year's Cards

316. I gotta write New Year's cards.

317. Say, Tomo-chan.

318. What year of the zodiac is it next year again?

319. Let me think...

320. Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder...

321. What's this year's zodiac again?

322. No idea.

323. Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder...

324. Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder...

325. I don't know what comes after dragon and adder, though.

326. Me neither.

327. Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder...

328. Oh, I just remembered.

329. Dragon

330. This year is the dragon.

331. The dragon.

332. Then it'll be the adder. Adder.

333. Adder.

334. Adder?

335. Adder...

336. Christmas Party

337. Okay, I'm going to hand out report cards!

338. Well, let's start with Chiyo-chan.

339. Yes, ma'am.

340. Chiyo-chan, you're at the top of the entire second year class.

341. Well, not that this kind of studying

342. will be very useful once you're out in the real world.

343. Next, Tomo-chan.

344. You need to work a little harder.

345. What?

346. But it's not going to be useful out in the real world, right?

347. You idiot!

348. That's what scholastics are about!

349. If you want wisdom that's useful in life,

350. go read grandma's fountain of wisdom or something.

351. I'm so sorry!

352. Thank you for waiting for me!

353. All right! Merry Christmas!

354. We're going to party today!

355. Today's agenda!

356. We'll hang out for a while, go karaoke, have cake at Chiyo-chan's,

357. and have a slumber party!

358. Okay, let's go!

359. Ya know, I think of this every year when Christmas comes around.

360. Yes?

361. There's that red nosed reindeer, ya know?

362. But that's just terrible.

363. His shiny nose is useful for dark roads at night...

364. But that's no consolation.

365. If ya told a bald person that he was useful on the road at night,

366. you'd get clobbered.

367. Santa sure says some mean things, ya know?

368. But the reindeer's got its own issues too.

369. Really?

370. What kinda nose does he have that illuminates the road at night?

371. How'd he get a nose like that?

372. It just might be that he's not a reindeer at all.

373. He's probably somethin' else...

374. Yes, right here, time pavement.

375. Your score on that song was...

376. I got sixty-five points.

377. I think you did pretty well.

378. You got a better score than you did on your test.

379. Oh, that's right.

380. Maybe I'll quit being all alone

381. My heart is like a little girl's, and I parachute

382. I realized when I was waiting in the park

383. Things like making side trips and taking a longer way home

384. I'd want to if I were with everyone

385. Miss Sakaki, you're amazing!

386. You're really good at this!

387. Yeah, talk 'bout a surprise.

388. Then, I guess I'll do one too.

389. Oh, you're gonna do it?

390. Hop, hop, hop, hopping around, hello

391. Ding-dong, ding-dong, the bells ring on that hill, on this hill

392. Man, we sure sang a lot!

393. But Miss Yomi's singing sure was something!

394. That was another big surprise.

395. This girl's good at school and sports,

396. but singing is the one thing she sucks at.

397. Who cares?!

398. Singing is about putting your heart into it!

399. Heart, huh?

400. It's snow.

401. Snow on Christmas! How romantic!

402. Yeah.

403. It's a white Christmas.

404. What are you doing here?!

405. kokoro ni hane wo motte With wings upon your soul,

406. tsutaete mune no sasayaki Convey the whispers of your heart.

407. ima, kaze ni notte Now, riding the wind,

408. kokoro wa hoshi no kanata Your soul is beyond the stars .

409. negai wa kanarazu kanau Your wishes will come true, without fail.

410. ai ni kite sono kagi wa mirai he Come see me, that key is for the future.

411. mado ni sotto yobu koe wa The voice calling softly by the window

412. koi no yokan soshite Speaks of love to come and...

413. mada touku no ai de mo Even if the love is still far off,

414. shinjiteru asu wo shinjiteru kimi wo I have faith in tomorrow, I have faith in you.

415. Raspberry heaven.

416. hitori ja naitte yakusoku shita ne heaven I promised you that you're not alone, remember, heaven?

417. Raspberry Heaven amai namida Raspberry heaven... such sweet tears.

418. rakuen de mata hohoende ne Smile again in paradise.

419. Raspberry heaven.

420. mukae ni kita yasashii yume no heaven I've come for you, the heaven of gentle dreams.

421. Raspberry heaven, I'm coming back to you.

422. rakuen no hana saita hi ni On the day the flowers in paradise bloom,

423. kimi to futari... You and I...

424. futari de aimashou Let's meet, just the two of us.

425. Next

426. Azumanga Daioh

427. Hokkaido sure is nice, you know?

428. The food there is good and you get to ski too.

429. I went there.

430. They've got bears and hot springs!

431. It's like the entire city is the great outdoors!

432. I went to Hokkaido.

433. What?! Behind my back?! When?!

434. I also had crab.

435. Crab?!

436. Is it crabs next week?!

437. Will we get to eat crab?!

438. You won't get to eat crab, but don't miss it, okay?