1. Hi. Morning.
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We're gonna be late.
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3. Oh, my God.
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4. - Hello.
Earn. Hey, man.
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5. Look, you remember
my gamertag login?
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6. How the hell would I know that?
Just reset it.
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7. Yeah, what the hell you think
I've been trying to do, man?
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8. It just keeps saying go
into my old email or something.
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11. As in AOL?
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12. Oh, that's what that is.
Yeah, nigga, that one.
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16. Favorite movie...
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18. Scarface, right?
Like, that's got to be it, man.
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19. - Hold on. Let me try that.
- No.
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20. Man, it was in middle school.
Try Mulan.
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21. Nigga. Mulan.
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22. Oh, shit.
I think that worked.
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23. Yeah.
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24. Hey, what you on for today, ma?
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25. Therapy.
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26. Say that again. You on...
W-What you doing?
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27. Therapy.
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28. See how rich I'm making you?
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29. Bye, Alfred.
I'll talk to you later.
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30. No, hold on. So, hold on,
hold on. Wait. Oh, so,
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31. you rich rich?
Hey, Darius.
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32. Hey, man, he rich off my 15%.
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34. - All right. Bye.
- For therapy, nigga.
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to call that realtor. Bye.
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36. Aight, aight.
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37. - How was your week?
- Fine.
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38. Uh, probation ended.
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to speak,
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getting a sense of, uh...
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- Hmm.
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to disconnect,
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50. but we can't have
productive sessions
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52. It's important. I can't pay
for this if I don't do this.
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54. I am. I'm having heart troubles,
and my doctor is telling me
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we can't have distractions.
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going down my left arm.
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They think I'm lying.
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they don't believe you?
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63. If they did it to Kim Porter,
they'll do it to me.
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64. I had to get a second opinion.
They got me
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65. walking around like Alita:
Battle Angel all weekend.
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66. Whoa! EKG machine.
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68. - What's their guess?
- Depression,
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69. panic attacks, anxiety.
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70. - You know, a smattering.
- Hmm.
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71. Well, I mean, panic and anxiety
can manifest in many forms.
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It's smarter than you think.
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It's not a flex,
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than I've ever made.
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keeps giving me more clients.
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- Good.
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81. Uh, I'm redecorating the condo, so...
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doesn't make much sense
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That's a really big decision.
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- Mm.
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about the distance
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and Van doesn't want to go?
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now than ever, you know?
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103. $400?
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Hey, what the hell?
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105. Well, what about
for medical emergencies?
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All right, go on and sign in.
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stationary instead?
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118. Gordon. Mm.
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119. Ah, Lisa. Yeah, come,
come in, come in.
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120. The name is Gordon Rosenbaum,
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to the Eastern seaboard.
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122. Yeah. Please, please. So, uh,
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you signed to anyone yet?
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on that.
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who has reached out to...
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First rule of negotiations...
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that you're not that wanted.
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Uh, I found a sample
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135. - Mr. Rosenbaum.
- Mm?
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137. Oh. Uh, thank you. Thank you.
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do you have any drawings
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140. Uh, no, sir, not yet.
Is that a problem?
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141. Ah, Lis, kids need things
to look at, all right?
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a few, uh, illustrators
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but time is of the essence.
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that I could aff...
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146. - Deadline?
- Well, yeah. Yeah, it's a...
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147. It's a seller's market.
End of the quarter.
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148. Publishers are offloading
their budget.
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- Huh?
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151. Tracy has arranged
for a sort of story time reading
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153. It's, uh...
They're mostly inner-city kids.
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154. I've arranged for a publishing
legend to scout you there.
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Just look for the hat.
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156. Uh, wait. Um, do you think
that I could get signed?
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157. Signed? Kid,
that story of yours could be
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since The Berenstein Bears.
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159. - Or Berensta Or... You get it.
- No, I get it.
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160. Yeah. Oh, uh, uh, don't screw
this up for the rest of us.
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And congratulations. I accept.
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162. - Uh, accept what?
- To be your book agent.
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163. Here's my card.
Call me if you need anything.
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165. And there's a hair place
at the mall... Talia's.
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166. They can do something
about those grays.
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for Raul, our photo guy.
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and what they've rationalized.
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172. Yeah. Maybe Darius.
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little busy on the keys. Mm-hmm.
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181. - Maybe later.
- Ah.
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uh, Princeton.
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183. Did you accept their invitation
to speak?
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honorary degree or kiss my ass.
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to the degree, not my ass.
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190. Yeah, not-not really.
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it's-it's a pretend degree.
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a medical practice with it.
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I'm making more money
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because of two reasons.
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is valuable,
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you've-you've alluded to it,
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to you at Princeton?
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in the same building, right?
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be honest with her, right?
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but good friends.
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I get this job interview,
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about it, you know.
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I get a little money from them,
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a little money.
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to look presentable.
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then I go to the computer lab.
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What kind of suit?
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and blazer with leather loafers.
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It was, like, super nice.
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and my crush comes in.
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in Philly with her.
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and I'm like, "Cool."
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of stalls down.
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and offers to take my suit,
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just go straight from there.
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You know?
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I text her to get the suit.
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Same thing.
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It was like she was ducking me.
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before the interview...
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- ... and I'm freaking out.
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"Hey, where's the suit?
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I knocked on her door.
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with my master key,
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a real thing.
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"Oh, this is a suspension."
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into expulsion.
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Sasha wasn't Black.
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256. - Of course not.
- Yeah.
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rapist language for what I did.
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"attack on privacy."
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was like no one was listening.
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their perception was?
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into this white girl's room
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I don't know.
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you have some sort of agency.
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you're O.J.
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why give me the master key
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to use it?
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- Angry.
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is talking about me.
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- Why? Why?
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- Yeah.
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by someone you trusted.
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who abused you.
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- Hey.
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between you two?
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You know, I had to leave.
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- Hmm.
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to Atlanta, you know?
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for your well-being.
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to Princeton,
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to her and not yourself.
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but what were you thinking?
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to meet Outkast and get married.
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so much lately?
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and wants to sign me.
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to do this reading thing.
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like, the next Harry Potter.
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a PR firm.
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like, franchised.
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341. Yeah, sure, but it-it doesn't
really matter what I think.
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You're my best friend.
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this... this month.
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and I...
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You starting a band?
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- I'm serious.
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laying on the floor, I figured,
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comfortable, right?
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here?
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- Yeah, maybe later.
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we've had a few sessions
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I think it's important.
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what you said, you know, a lot,
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I was holding on to the pain
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to help people in my experience.
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I'll do the panel or whatever.
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I'll bring Lottie and Van,
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I'd take Lottie to Sesame Place.
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to the airport, you know,
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license, I can't find it.
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in my pants somewhere.
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No big deal, right?
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start to check in, you know,
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Van's ticket,
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all spelled wrong.
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"That's fine. It's okay.
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to see my passport.
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Like, I'm already checked in."
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hands it back to me
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it's too damaged to travel.
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- On a domestic flight.
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at best.
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so I'm like, "That's cool.
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Let's get a second opinion."
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but she's asking her in a way
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these people on anyway."
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418. And the coworker kind of looks
at us and shrugs like,
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in this bullshit.
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but what are you gonna do?"
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emotional angle."
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for Sesame Place.
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in my fucking face.
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- Yeah, I can't believe it.
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"What am I gonna do, wild out?"
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to get on the No Fly List.
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to speak to a manager?
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- Oh, no.
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435. A couple of minutes later,
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436. Van waves us over
to this Black woman
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437. who's working
at a different counter.
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438. She checks us in, no problem.
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439. She checks our bags, no problem,
and tells us
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440. that that Nazi ticket lady
does this all the time
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441. to Black travelers,
and guess what?
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442. She's not even a manager.
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443. - You're kidding.
- I can't make this shit up.
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444. So, this woman, this nice woman
walks us through security
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445. so we can make it on time.
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446. When we get to the gate,
homegirl must've tattled,
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447. because TSA is right there
waiting for us.
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448. At this point, I'm like,
"Fuck this.
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449. I don't want to go.
I don't care anymore."
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450. Van starts crying. You know,
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451. she's like,
"I'm not gonna go without you."
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452. So, long story short,
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453. we're still waiting
on our baggage.
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454. I'm really sorry
you had to go through that.
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455. - Yeah.
- Damn.
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456. I mean, tell me, how do you...
how do you feel?
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457. Honestly, the whole time...
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458. I was thinking
about what you said on spite.
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459. Going back to Princeton...
That wasn't important to me.
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460. Facing my past...
That really was, you know?
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461. I was mad about the time
that got wasted.
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462. You know, I-I wanted to spend
that time with Van and Lottie.
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463. You know, I wanted to talk
to Van about the move.
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464. I really wanted
to connect with them.
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465. See, it sounds like you're
recognizing the big picture.
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466. Yeah, the anxiousness
and anger...
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467. You're not gonna achieve
your goals with those, you know?
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468. That's really good, Earn.
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469. Yeah, um...
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470. You know, it's good
to hear you say that, 'cause...
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471. I've been thinking a lot,
and I-I kind of want
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472. to take some time out
from therapy.
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473. Just a little, you know,
'cause you've given me
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474. s-so many good tools,
I-I kind of want
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475. to deal with my issues
on my own, you know?
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476. Sure. Yeah, I mean, I'd love
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477. to keep working with you,
but I-I understand.
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478. And, like, hey, if-if you need
anything, you know I'm here.
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479. Thanks.
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480. You know, I'm impressed,
'cause most people,
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481. they end this
over a phone call or email or...
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482. Oh, I'm not that cold-blooded.
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483. Um, you can have this back, man.
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484. Oh, no, no, no, no. Keep it.
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485. - Are you sure?
- I'm positive.
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486. It's too small for me.
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487. Don't be shitting
on my height, man.
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488. Take care, Earn.
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489. All right.
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490. No dogs.
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491. Oh, this is my...
this is my service dog.
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492. No, it's not. You're gonna have
to leash that outside.
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493. Well...
I have a note
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494. for that... right here.
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495. It's from my doctor.
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496. You're here for that story time?
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497. Yes, I am.
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498. How'd you guess?
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499. Your hair. Talia's?
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500. You still can't bring that dog
in here.
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501. That's absurd.
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502. I work at the airport.
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503. This note is legally
FAA approved.
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504. Okay. Well, story time begins
in 15 minutes.
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505. Unless, of course, you and your
dog want to try the airport.
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506. Come on, baby.
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507. They're all yours.
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508. This book is called
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509. The Homeliest Little Horse.
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510. Story by Lisa Mahn.
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511. "There once was a horse
who lived on a farm.
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512. "Completely alone,
no friends in the barn.
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513. "All other horses kept her away.
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514. "They called her mean names,
too ugly to say.
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515. Sad and dismayed,
she tried to escape..."
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516. I don't like this horse.
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517. It's ugly. I like Sitron.
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518. Oh. Okay, well...
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519. "... but always got lost
by the old farmer's lake."
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520. This horse is stupid.
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521. That's why no one likes it.
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522. "But one Fourth of July,
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523. "a spark hit the ground,
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524. setting the barn ablaze."
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525. The horses farted.
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526. - The horses farted.
- No.
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527. The hor...
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528. The horses are scared
because of the fire.
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529. They all look like
they're farting.
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530. All that smoke is them farting.
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531. Okay, but they're not...
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532. farting.
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533. You fart.
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534. "All except..."
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535. Hmm.
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536. "All except the homeliest horse,
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537. "who then took command and said,
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538. "'If we work together,
all will be well.'
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539. And all of them kicked
in the shed."
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540. I don't like this story.
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541. - "It worked like a charm."
- It's lousy. I want to go.
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542. - "The horses were saved."
- Come on. Let's go.
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543. "Alas..."
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544. - Stupid.
- Um...
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545. I don't like this.
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546. No, just keep going.
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547. Keep going.
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548. Okay, um...
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549. "It worked like a charm.
The horses were saved.
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550. "Alas," um,
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551. "the barn was never the same."
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552. "She earned a medallion
for 'bravest of stallions'...
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553. and was even invited to play."
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554. "And when she came out,"
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555. "the horses did shout,"
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556. "'Three cheers for the horse."
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557. "Hooray!'"
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558. Here you go, man.
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559. Thank you, Mr. Marks.
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560. - No problem.
- Uh, did you get my headshot?
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561. Yes. If I do this again,
I promise
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562. you will be the first person
I call.
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563. - Yo, yo, yo.
- Hey, what's up?
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564. You guys actually came.
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565. - Hey.
- What's going on, baby?
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566. - Good to see you. Let's get a drink, all right?
- Yes.
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567. - Yeah.
- Drink. That's why we're here.
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568. - Okay.
- Uh, one sec. Here you go.
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569. I heard that you guys
needed new costumes.
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570. I put a little extra
for you and your puppet.
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571. Thank you for supporting
community theater.
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572. - You're very welcome.
- What the hell is going on, man?
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573. You got free booze,
arcade games.
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574. You're giving out cash
like Nino Brown and shit.
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575. It's a wrap party.
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576. Remember that woman Lisa Mahn?
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577. The one that ruined
my-my family, uh, trip?
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578. Oh, yeah, I remember her.
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579. Yeah, well,
I hired all these actors
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580. to ruin her life.
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581. I-I think she's in debt now, seriously.
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582. Wow. Are you still
tripping off that?
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583. Like, nigga,
that was two months ago.
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584. I know, man.
The planning's been crazy.
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585. - What's up, man?
- Hey, what's up?
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586. Oh, shit.
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587. Hey, good job, man.
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588. Ooh, ooh-ooh!
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589. Heavy Chevys, baby.
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590. Yo, thanks for the cash, man.
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591. Yo, you crazy as fuck, boy!
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592. Yeah, man.
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593. Hey, you better watch your back.
You're next.
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594. Nah, man. You're fucking with me, man.
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595. What you gonna do to me, man?
You know me.
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596. Told you. Watch out
for your cousin. He's sick, man.
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597. - Yeah.
- I'll holler at you, brother. All right.
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598. How much, um,
did you spend on all this, man?
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599. Enough, but it was worth it,
trust me.
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600. So you did all of this
to hurt one lady?
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601. - Uh-huh.
- Okay.
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602. Hey, look, I'm-a go
to that Def Jam Three machine
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603. - 'cause this nigga is trippin'.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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604. Al.
It's funny.
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605. Wow.
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606. I can't tell if this is extreme,
extreme pettiness...
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607. or terrorism.
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608. Great job.
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609. It can be both.
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610. Ah.
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611. Yo, let me get a Blue Silk.
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612. Mm, mm, mm.
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613. Hmm.
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614. Thanks.
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615. I really need
to go back to therapy.
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