1. FX's
American Horror Story: NYC.Copy !req
2. ll new, A
ednesdays at 10:00 on FX.WCopy !req
3. - Huh?
- You ready to go?Copy !req
4. Oh, no, y'all go ahead.
I'll catch up with you.Copy !req
5. I got a "dep date."Copy !req
6. Dep date?
A picnic with a deputy?Copy !req
7. An underground Johnny Depp film
edited from all his old films.Copy !req
8. You're both wrong.Copy !req
9. Sensory deprivation tank,
one hour.Copy !req
10. - You were closer.
- I was closer. Yeah.Copy !req
11. Well, it's nice, man.
You know, it's just you aloneCopy !req
12. with your thoughts
floating in water.Copy !req
13. It's like being
in the womb again,Copy !req
14. replenishes your mind and soul.Copy !req
15. You should try it.Copy !req
16. Mm.Copy !req
17. Yeah, um, I'll do that when
I, uh, have the time.Copy !req
18. Yeah, I'll try it.Copy !req
19. That almost alwaysCopy !req
20. certainly means no.Copy !req
21. You need us to drop you off?Copy !req
22. Nah, I got errands to run
on the way.Copy !req
23. Don't come to this thing
with a full stomach.Copy !req
24. Van'll be pissed.Copy !req
25. I'm like a teenager.
I'll be hungry in an hour.Copy !req
26. - And a fuck, fuck you ♪
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
27. Let's go.Copy !req
28. You could've ended
stronger than that.Copy !req
29. So, you park your own car,Copy !req
30. you give 'em your keys,Copy !req
31. - and they call it valet.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
32. That's not valet to me. That's
giving a stranger your car keys.Copy !req
33. I hate that shit.Copy !req
34. That part.Copy !req
35. Yeah, I thought the whole point
of valet was the parking.Copy !req
36. Know what I'm saying? I should
be able to toss you my keysCopy !req
37. and be like, "Nah, nigga,
keep it. I got another one."Copy !req
38. - I don't understand it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
39. So, this place, it's supposed
to have a really good spot.Copy !req
40. Ooh, wait, wait, wait. Shit,
oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
41. Damn.Copy !req
42. - Come on, bro.
- Oh, man,Copy !req
43. I know exactly where
I'm going after this.Copy !req
44. - You smell that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
45. It smell like the manager
mean as hell.Copy !req
46. You know, this is exactly why
we're going to this thing, okay?Copy !req
47. You need to be able
to support your own.Copy !req
48. God, man.Copy !req
49. This is the first Black-ownedCopy !req
50. sushi restaurant in Atlanta. So...Copy !req
51. This guy DeMarcus studied under
real sushi masters in Japan.Copy !req
52. It's legit.Copy !req
53. Okay, so they serve fried rice?Copy !req
54. No, man, sushi. Sushi.Copy !req
55. All right.Copy !req
56. Van's friend invested
in this place, so, you know,Copy !req
57. you'd be helping him out
a lot by eating here.Copy !req
58. This it?Copy !req
59. Oh, hold up, man.
Didn't this, uh,Copy !req
60. used to be a Blockbuster?Copy !req
61. Hell yeah, this used to be
a Blockbuster, man.Copy !req
62. - Next.
- Oh.Copy !req
63. I've got a prescription
for "Eze."Copy !req
64. It's spelled E-Z-E,
like "Easy."Copy !req
65. I mean, not like Eazy-E,
but E-Z-E.Copy !req
66. One moment.Copy !req
67. Yeah.Copy !req
68. I don't see anything
here for you.Copy !req
69. Are you sure? I mean, you guysCopy !req
70. just sent me a notification, so...Copy !req
71. Can you check the back?Copy !req
72. Sorry, I'm just running late
for my float sesh.Copy !req
73. - Uh...
- So... Thank you.Copy !req
74. Mm.Copy !req
75. Uh... I-I'm sorry,Copy !req
76. I overheard
what you were saying.Copy !req
77. Were you talking about
a sensory deprivation sessionCopy !req
78. or shitting?Copy !req
79. Uh, sensory deprivation,Copy !req
80. actually.Copy !req
81. I just started doing that
about a year ago.Copy !req
82. - Oh, really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
83. I go with a group
of girlfriends.Copy !req
84. - It's the best.
- It's-it's great, right?Copy !req
85. It's a sort of...Copy !req
86. soothing therapy, really.Copy !req
87. - It really is.
- Yeah.Copy !req
88. We used to be a book club.
Now, we call ourselvesCopy !req
89. the Flo-teps.Copy !req
90. The what? The Flo-teps?Copy !req
91. - It's silly.
- It's clever.Copy !req
92. You know, I, uh...Copy !req
93. I had to stop going
because I got too deep into it.Copy !req
94. The visions in the tank
can be so intense.Copy !req
95. I started to lose track
of what was real.Copy !req
96. Yes. I... I-I sometimes
get into it too much.Copy !req
97. When-when that happens, though,
I found a little trickCopy !req
98. to help anchor myself.Copy !req
99. What is that?Copy !req
100. Closer.Copy !req
101. A thick Judge Judy.Copy !req
102. Wait, wait a minute.Copy !req
103. - What in the hell
are you saying?
- Shh, shh, shh...Copy !req
104. Thick Judge Judy.Copy !req
105. - Yeah.
- Like, thick thighs and tits?Copy !req
106. Yes, and booty,
really, you know,Copy !req
107. doesn't matter which body part
you use,Copy !req
108. but, uh, the idea is...Copy !req
109. Judge Judy is always
on TV, right?Copy !req
110. So, if I see her
and she's thick,Copy !req
111. I know I'm in the tank.Copy !req
112. Interesting.Copy !req
113. Can I ask you something,Copy !req
114. and I don't want to be, like,
too personal or anything, butCopy !req
115. your prescription,
are you here for anxiety?Copy !req
116. Oh, actually, no.
I'm-I'm here because my...Copy !req
117. my baby needs antibiotics,Copy !req
118. but I have done everything.Copy !req
119. Zoloft, Lexapro, you name it.Copy !req
120. N-Now I've changed,
completely changed my lifestyle.Copy !req
121. I'm pretty much a vegan.Copy !req
122. My baby's father
thinks I'm crazy,Copy !req
123. but it-it works for me.Copy !req
124. Yeah.Copy !req
125. I think...Copy !req
126. I think I was trained
for a long timeCopy !req
127. to look at this world
like a battle,Copy !req
128. and, in some ways, it is.Copy !req
129. But...Copy !req
130. I'm a part of this world, too,Copy !req
131. this big thing,
and I'm allowed to danceCopy !req
132. in it how I want to.Copy !req
133. As a matter of fact,
I demand that I do.Copy !req
134. Mr. Eze.Copy !req
135. Um...Copy !req
136. Thank you.Copy !req
137. Hey.Copy !req
138. Can I say something?Copy !req
139. Of course.Copy !req
140. You have a beautiful spirit.Copy !req
141. Thank you for sharing
your time with me.Copy !req
142. Wow.Copy !req
143. Thank you. You, uh...Copy !req
144. I'm grateful for you, too.Copy !req
145. Maybe I'll catch you
in a dep sesh sometime.Copy !req
146. Or I'll catch you.Copy !req
147. Be well.Copy !req
148. - Hey.
- Sup, boo?Copy !req
149. - Sorry.
- It's okay.Copy !req
150. - Enjoy.
- Yeah, thank you, thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
151. Thanks for coming, Al.Copy !req
152. Yeah, no problem, not a problem.Copy !req
153. Uh, they're really excited
that you're here,Copy !req
154. so I think we'll get
good service.Copy !req
155. Thank you.Copy !req
156. The chef would like to meet with
you all before we get started,Copy !req
157. if that's all right?Copy !req
158. - Yeah, that's cool.
- Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
159. - Yeah.
- Cool.Copy !req
160. - Yeah, thank you.
- All right, cool.Copy !req
161. I mean, if I'm-a do low tier,
I'm-a do it the right way.Copy !req
162. - Come on, man,
that's not fair.
- Hell it ain't.Copy !req
163. Y'all talking about Popeyes?Copy !req
164. We'll go after, I promise.Copy !req
165. I... I thought you wanted
to come here?Copy !req
166. I do want to come here, but...Copy !req
167. I can't stop thinking
about the Popeyes.Copy !req
168. Why do you think I sat
facing away from it?Copy !req
169. - Hello.
- Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
170. - What's going on?
- My name is Chef Kenny.Copy !req
171. We'll be serving you
omakase todayCopy !req
172. since it's a special occasion.Copy !req
173. DeMarcus is a big admirer
of your work,Copy !req
174. and he's honored
to have you here.Copy !req
175. Thank you.Copy !req
176. Sup!Copy !req
177. What's up!Copy !req
178. Darius!Copy !req
179. Darius X.Copy !req
180. Why you hiding from me, baby?Copy !req
181. London? Oh!
Wait a... London.Copy !req
182. I-I'm hiding from you?
You hiding from me.Copy !req
183. I hit you up, like,
two months agoCopy !req
184. about that, uh, that
lockdown party, you remember?Copy !req
185. You know I change my number
every couple months.Copy !req
186. - Facts.
- Email me, like
the underground days.Copy !req
187. Uh... no.Copy !req
188. Kind of put them days behind me.Copy !req
189. What? Wait, wait, wait.
Come here.Copy !req
190. - You used to be wild.
- No, youCopy !req
191. used to be wild.
I was always safe.Copy !req
192. Oh...Copy !req
193. Mm...Copy !req
194. Well...Copy !req
195. it was nice to see you.Copy !req
196. It was nice seeing you.Copy !req
197. Hey. Where you headed?Copy !req
198. Uh, sensory deprivation tank.
I got an appointment over there.Copy !req
199. Where?Copy !req
200. Bitch! Shut up!Copy !req
201. What you say?Copy !req
202. It's, uh, uptown.Copy !req
203. I'm going that way anyway.Copy !req
204. Get in. I want to catch up.Copy !req
205. I mean, I could just walk.
I was already,Copy !req
206. - uh...
- Boy, if you don't get in here.Copy !req
207. - Come on.
- All right.Copy !req
208. - I want to catch up.
- Never question the queen.Copy !req
209. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
210. I love this song.Copy !req
211. This shit got so much soul.Copy !req
212. Shit is good.Copy !req
213. - Weed?
- Oh, I...Copy !req
214. I usually don't smoke
before these things, so...Copy !req
215. But...Copy !req
216. how often am I with London
from the south side?Copy !req
217. There you go.Copy !req
218. Can I have some
of that water?Copy !req
219. Yeah, if you want
to get fucked up.Copy !req
220. Huh?Copy !req
221. That's vodka. You knowCopy !req
222. I'm lit.Copy !req
223. I've been "macro-dosing"
all day.Copy !req
224. Macro-dosing?Copy !req
225. I haven't heard that one.Copy !req
226. Shit!Copy !req
227. Hand me my glasses.Copy !req
228. - Damn.
- Put your foot
on that beer bottle.Copy !req
229. I'm-a speed this thing up
a little bit,Copy !req
230. air this thing out.Copy !req
231. You are sober,Copy !req
232. London.Copy !req
233. Hello, Mr. Officer.Copy !req
234. What seems to be the problem?Copy !req
235. Appears you have
an illegal tint.Copy !req
236. Really?Copy !req
237. I'm sorry, this my mama car.Copy !req
238. Your mother drives
a murdered-out Nissan Altima?Copy !req
239. I know. My mom,Copy !req
240. she got to stunt on them.Copy !req
241. Have you been drinking
today, ma'am?Copy !req
242. Of course not.Copy !req
243. What's that right there?
- Water.Copy !req
244. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
245. Yeah, if it were vodka,
would I do this?Copy !req
246. Whoa...Copy !req
247. Whoo!Copy !req
248. Step out of the vehicle, ma'am.Copy !req
249. Act white, just...Copy !req
250. Step over to the curb
for me, please.Copy !req
251. Walk a straight line.Copy !req
252. Arms out wide.Copy !req
253. Touch the tip of your nose
with your forefinger.Copy !req
254. How many seasons of Homeboys
in Outer Space were there?Copy !req
255. One.Copy !req
256. You have a nice day, ma'am.Copy !req
257. - What?
- Thank you.Copy !req
258. 10-4. All clear.Copy !req
259. Hey!Copy !req
260. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait!Copy !req
261. What're you doing with... Hey!Copy !req
262. Are you crazy?
What are... what're you doing?Copy !req
263. I don't know. Let's go.Copy !req
264. How'd you even do that?
Like...Copy !req
265. Whoa!Copy !req
266. What?Copy !req
267. - I'm sorry!
- What-what—
Where are you going?Copy !req
268. I'm sorry!
This is all your fault!Copy !req
269. What do you mean? Oh!Copy !req
270. You okay?Copy !req
271. Yeah, I'm fine. I...Copy !req
272. I guess I just kind of...Copy !req
273. freaked out a little bit.
It's all right.Copy !req
274. No, it's-it's all good.Copy !req
275. It happens.Copy !req
276. Would you like to take a break
in the tearoom?Copy !req
277. Yes, tearoom. Let's do that.Copy !req
278. Whew...Copy !req
279. I'll fetch you some tea
in the tearoomCopy !req
280. while you go relax
in the tearoom.Copy !req
281. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
282. You're welcome.Copy !req
283. Is this your first time?Copy !req
284. No, actually, I, uh,Copy !req
285. come here once a week.Copy !req
286. Cleanses my spirit.Copy !req
287. Mm. I know.Copy !req
288. My favorite part is the tearoom.Copy !req
289. The tea in the tearoomCopy !req
290. - is amazing for sure.
- Mm.Copy !req
291. W-Why do y'all
keep saying "tearoom"?Copy !req
292. Be-Because it's the tearoom.Copy !req
293. Oh, my gosh. What is happening?Copy !req
294. Wake up!Copy !req
295. - I-I don't understand. I...
- Don't come back.Copy !req
296. Hey. Hey, man,
I thought it was a dream.Copy !req
297. Damn.Copy !req
298. How's the chicken skin salad
going?Copy !req
299. It's salty, man.Copy !req
300. But not salty enough.Copy !req
301. Excellent. Well, I'll be
right back with your next dish.Copy !req
302. Let me take this
out of the way for you.Copy !req
303. - Thank you.
- I'll take that, too.Copy !req
304. - Thank you.
- No problem.Copy !req
305. Can we please
get the hell out of here?Copy !req
306. What? No. We're not
doing that to them.Copy !req
307. The rice has corn in it.
I just can't.Copy !req
308. I fuck with
the yellow rice, okay?Copy !req
309. Uh, points for the idea.Copy !req
310. This shit is gross.Copy !req
311. It's gross, man.Copy !req
312. That chef over there
is making sushi rollsCopy !req
313. with his bare-ass hands, Earn.Copy !req
314. Yeah, the fish is raw,
but it's warm.Copy !req
315. Like, I feel like
that can't be safe.Copy !req
316. Can we please...
can we just pleaseCopy !req
317. just go across the street, man,
get lunch real quick,Copy !req
318. and stop lying
to these Black folk?Copy !req
319. It's a Black sushi
fusion restaurant, okay?Copy !req
320. There's gonna be a couple of
new ideas thrown at you, okay?Copy !req
321. Can we please
keep our minds open?Copy !req
322. Could I interest you on a refill
of, uh, hot white Hennessy?Copy !req
323. I need, I need, I need, uh,
I need the bathroom, man.Copy !req
324. - Yeah, yeah, I gotcha.
- Uh, uh, got me on that?Copy !req
325. All right. Cool. I'm-a just...
I'm-a run to the bathroom.Copy !req
326. - Hey.
- Be careful.Copy !req
327. - You got it, man?
- Hey, I'm good, man. I'm good.Copy !req
328. All right.Copy !req
329. Oh.Copy !req
330. Hey, man.Copy !req
331. Yo. What are you doing here?Copy !req
332. Uh, I just was
in the neighborhood,Copy !req
333. and, um, thought I'd come by.Copy !req
334. You lying.Copy !req
335. - Hey.
- Come on.Copy !req
336. - What's up, man?
- What's up?Copy !req
337. - Is it okay if I hug you?
- Of course, man.Copy !req
338. - All right.
- Can't get no sicker.Copy !req
339. All right.Copy !req
340. - Come in, bro.
- Yo.Copy !req
341. - Ugh.
- I was just, um...Copy !req
342. Got something for you.Copy !req
343. You know they deliver, right?Copy !req
344. Yeah. I mean,
I got the app on my phone,Copy !req
345. lets me know, so I just thought
I'd help you out.Copy !req
346. - Ah. Well, that's nice.
- Yeah, well...Copy !req
347. - Oh, come have this jollof.
- Yeah. Uh...Copy !req
348. Wait. Wait. Who made jollof?Copy !req
349. My roommate, bro.Copy !req
350. Who the hell
you think made it?Copy !req
351. Like, come on.Copy !req
352. Um, I can't really
have any right now,Copy !req
353. 'cause I'm about to go meet up
with some people,Copy !req
354. get some food, so...Copy !req
355. Wait, you're not staying?Copy !req
356. I'm kidding.
It's cool. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
357. I mean, I'll stay
if you want me to.Copy !req
358. Oh, boy, I don't want you
in here. I want you out there.Copy !req
359. Have fun. Go see your people.Copy !req
360. Great. Now I got the picture...Copy !req
361. I'll take half a bowl of jollof.Copy !req
362. Okay. I'm gonna get you
a full bowl.Copy !req
363. - Just eat half.
- Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
364. What else do you want?Copy !req
365. I miss you, man.Copy !req
366. Miss you.Copy !req
367. How's Mom?Copy !req
368. What about Dad?Copy !req
369. Yeah.Copy !req
370. to get
a check cut and sent to us.Copy !req
371. Pay your son's bills.
The case is dismissed.Copy !req
372. They sound like very nice
people to me. Outrageous.Copy !req
373. Whoa.Copy !req
374. Damn.Copy !req
375. Are you okay?Copy !req
376. Hey, I thought you said I
couldn't turn over in here, man.Copy !req
377. I-I've never seen that before.Copy !req
378. Wait.Copy !req
379. How long was I asleep?Copy !req
380. I-I don't know.
About 30 minoots?Copy !req
381. Maybe 35.Copy !req
382. Wait. Wait. What?Copy !req
383. 30 minoo...!Copy !req
384. You were gone for a while, man.Copy !req
385. Yeah, man. That's 'cause, uh,Copy !req
386. the bathroom was in the Rainbow
across the street.Copy !req
387. Damn.Copy !req
388. - I'm going to Popeyes right now.
- What?Copy !req
389. Wait. We still have
the main meal.Copy !req
390. Hey, do you know
what time it is?Copy !req
391. You know what time it is?
It is 2:55 p.m.Copy !req
392. That means, in five minutes,
that Popeyes across the streetCopy !req
393. is gonna be filled
with goddamn high schoolers.Copy !req
394. And our only chance of getting
a goddamn chicken sandwichCopy !req
395. is gonna be goddamn next week,
so I'm out, goddamn it.Copy !req
396. - How was the bathroom, sir?
- Far, nigga. It was far.Copy !req
397. Well, uh, we have a surprise
for you guys today.Copy !req
398. It's the, uh, chef's special—Copy !req
399. a very rare delicacy,
especially here in Georgia.Copy !req
400. Blowfish cheek.Copy !req
401. And as you all have
probably heard,Copy !req
402. blowfish are extremely poisonousCopy !req
403. and must be cut
with a skilled hand.Copy !req
404. But Chef Kenny—
he studied with the finest,Copy !req
405. and Demarcus oversaw
the cutting himself.Copy !req
406. Itadakimasu.Copy !req
407. Yeah, I ain't doing that, man.Copy !req
408. - I'm sorry?
- I said I'm not doing it!Copy !req
409. All right, look, thank y'all
for your service and everything.Copy !req
410. The ambiance is beautiful,
the art is great,Copy !req
411. but we... we got to go.Copy !req
412. But, sir, the-the blowfish is
a rare delicacy. I can assure...Copy !req
413. Yeah, man. I'm sure it is.
I'm sure it is, but we got...Copy !req
414. I got a rap thing
that we got to go to, so, we...Copy !req
415. - We double-booked.
- Yeah, sorry about that.Copy !req
416. You're going to Popeyes.Copy !req
417. Aren't you?Copy !req
418. No, man. No.Copy !req
419. Yes, you are.Copy !req
420. They all do.Copy !req
421. Look, I don't know what
you're talking about, man.Copy !req
422. - We-we got to rap thing...
- You know,Copy !req
423. there's a movie theater
two blocks away from here.Copy !req
424. The night
Queen Slim premiered,Copy !req
425. we were filled.Copy !req
426. Line out the door.Copy !req
427. Black people hopped upCopy !req
428. on nationalism
coming to support their own.Copy !req
429. 15 minutes later,Copy !req
430. we were empty.Copy !req
431. Not one person ate the blowfish.Copy !req
432. Not one.Copy !req
433. Just a bunch of Yelp reviewsCopy !req
434. that all said the same thing.Copy !req
435. "This nigga serving
poison fish."Copy !req
436. - Hey, listen, man. I...
- Do you knowCopy !req
437. the traditional way to make
sushi is with your bare hands?Copy !req
438. And that sushi should be served
at room temperature?Copy !req
439. Every Japanese sushi restaurantCopy !req
440. worth its soy sauce
does it that way,Copy !req
441. and no one seemed to notice.Copy !req
442. But if a brotherCopy !req
443. from Alabama
does it the same way,Copy !req
444. suddenly, the fish is dirty.Copy !req
445. - Yeah, but y'all serving us...
- You know, in Japan,Copy !req
446. there's a sushi restaurantCopy !req
447. that can't even
take reservationsCopy !req
448. from the general public
because it is so acclaimed?Copy !req
449. You want to know where it is?Copy !req
450. It's on the Ginza line
in a Tokyo subway station.Copy !req
451. I know because my master,Copy !req
452. Yuji Watanabe, studied there.Copy !req
453. You see, he taught meCopy !req
454. that it doesn't matter
where you serve the sushi.Copy !req
455. A subway,Copy !req
456. - an old Blockbuster Video.
- I knew it.Copy !req
457. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
458. He says, if the sushi's good,Copy !req
459. people will come.Copy !req
460. But I guess my master was never
a nigga from Florida.Copy !req
461. - Listen, brother man.
- Don't give me
that "brother" shit!Copy !req
462. This entire dinner,Copy !req
463. you have been staring
across the streetCopy !req
464. at a modern-day Coon Chicken,Copy !req
465. served to you by an Aunt Jemima,Copy !req
466. who lies to you repeatedly,Copy !req
467. telling you it is her recipeCopy !req
468. and that she is benefiting
from it.Copy !req
469. It is not her recipe.Copy !req
470. You know who owns that recipe?Copy !req
471. An Italian man and his family,Copy !req
472. none of which
have married Black.Copy !req
473. I heard some of them even moved
from New Orleans to New Jersey.Copy !req
474. New... Jersey.Copy !req
475. All right, man.Copy !req
476. All right, I get it.Copy !req
477. Oh, you get it?Copy !req
478. Yeah. Yeah, I-I get it.Copy !req
479. - You get it now?
- I get it now, man.Copy !req
480. Then eat it.Copy !req
481. - What?
- Eat it.Copy !req
482. - Eat my poison fish, brother.
- Al...Copy !req
483. Oh, let me guess.Copy !req
484. You want some hot sauce
to go with it, brother?Copy !req
485. All right, man. All right,
uh, you made your point,Copy !req
486. - Demarcus, okay?
- Look outside.Copy !req
487. That's the future.Copy !req
488. That's our future.Copy !req
489. Salted and battered.Copy !req
490. Being sold back to us
in our own image.Copy !req
491. See, the problem with us isCopy !req
492. we don't trust each other.Copy !req
493. "Don't trust a Chicago nigga,Copy !req
494. they're shady."Copy !req
495. "Don't believe niggas
from New Orleans,Copy !req
496. they're slimy."Copy !req
497. "Gotta watch out
for them New York niggas.Copy !req
498. They're bound to hit a lick."Copy !req
499. We've been told time
and time againCopy !req
500. the only person you can trust...Copy !req
501. is yourself.Copy !req
502. Right?Copy !req
503. Lock the doors.Copy !req
504. What?Copy !req
505. Darius?Copy !req
506. - Oh, shit!
- Ah!Copy !req
507. Get in my pink Maserati.
It's outside. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
508. Hey, thanks again!Copy !req
509. Fight me! Fight me!Copy !req
510. Oh, shit.Copy !req
511. That was the best PopeyesCopy !req
512. - I've ever had in my life.
- It was good, right?Copy !req
513. Oh, my God, yo.Copy !req
514. Food tastes better when
you think you're about to die.Copy !req
515. Oh, my God, man,
that shit is so true.Copy !req
516. I was kind of scared, though.Copy !req
517. You know that this, technically,
is all your fault.Copy !req
518. I'm just playin'.Copy !req
519. Hey, D, where the fuck
you get that car from, man?Copy !req
520. I stole it.Copy !req
521. This nigga.Copy !req
522. - What you mean?
- What do you mean, man?Copy !req
523. I stole it from the valet. Yeah.Copy !req
524. - The...
- What?Copy !req
525. Nigga, you had usCopy !req
526. - in a stolen car?
- Are you serious?Copy !req
527. You can get in trouble for that.Copy !req
528. Nah, I'm not worried about
getting in trouble.Copy !req
529. I'm still in the tank.Copy !req
530. What?Copy !req
531. Darius, you're not in the tank.Copy !req
532. I am.Copy !req
533. No, you're not in the tank.Copy !req
534. You're really here,
and we're really your friends.Copy !req
535. Maybe it's just, uh,
my dream,Copy !req
536. and you are just in it.Copy !req
537. Always have been.Copy !req
538. Uh, well, okay.Copy !req
539. Um... hey, y'all wanna smoke
some of my weed?Copy !req
540. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
541. Yeah, let's do it, man.Copy !req
542. No better time than now.Copy !req
543. Don't worry, man,
it's gonna be fine.Copy !req
544. Ah, well...Copy !req
545. Just, I don't...Copy !req
546. Hey, look. Hey, you rollin'.Copy !req
547. - Whew.
- Do you know
how to roll one?Copy !req
548. Ah, she knows.
I'll meet you out there, man.Copy !req
549. - Hey, man.
- Huh?Copy !req
550. - You wanna come?
- Oh, yeah, I'm coming.
I'm coming.Copy !req
551. I will join you out there.
Just wait for me, sir.Copy !req
552. - All right, well...
- Yeah.Copy !req
553. - All right.
- Go.Copy !req
554. All right, man.Copy !req
555. - Oh, no.
- How long
is it gonna take?Copy !req
556. I don't even know, man.Copy !req
557. That's why I ain't even
part of that shit.Copy !req
558. is to make a decisionCopy !req
559. as to whether or not...Copy !req
560. What's so great in AtlantaCopy !req
561. that you can't just
leave it behind?Copy !req
562. Oh! We outside!Copy !req
563. I watch Criminal Minds,Copy !req
564. and I know when someone's up
to something twisted.Copy !req
565. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
566. - Hey, wait, man.
Wait, wait, wait.
- Wake up!Copy !req
567. Oh, this feel
illegal as hell.Copy !req
568. FX's Atlanta,
the final season.Copy !req
569. Wrexham! Wrexham! Wrexham!Copy !req
570. Well, hello there, Wrexham.Copy !req
571. I've got Ryan Reynolds
and Rob McElhenney,Copy !req
572. he new owners of Wrexham A.F.C.tCopy !req
573. - You feel like you know
what you're doing?
- Absolutely not.Copy !req
574. Football's more than a game
to the people of this town.Copy !req
575. There is
a version of the storyCopy !req
576. where it doesn't work
and we are villains.Copy !req
577. It's gonna work.Copy !req
578. FX's Welcome to Wrexham.Copy !req
579. Now streaming.Copy !req
580. I'm looking for one of you
to take the mantle
of leadership.Copy !req
581. It shall be I who leads.Copy !req
582. FYI, Cyril,
this jungle has trees.Copy !req
583. Archer, what are you doing?Copy !req
584. I'm just embracing
my new philosophyCopy !req
585. of doing what I want
when I want.Copy !req
586. Archer,
you're gonna get us all killed.Copy !req
587. - Well, at least he'll die
oing what he loves.d
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
588. - Being an idiot.
- Whoo!Copy !req
589. FX's Archer.Copy !req
590. Now streaming.Copy !req