1. This is an easy kill.Copy !req
2. Man, this nigga's scared.
I can feel it.Copy !req
3. You lost, bro.Copy !req
4. You already lost.Copy !req
5. Come catch a fade
like a man, bro.Copy !req
6. It's two on one, nigga.Copy !req
7. I like the odds.Copy !req
8. I got a full tank for that ass.Copy !req
9. Yeah, I'm finna burn
this boy ass up right here.Copy !req
10. Yeah, come get this smoke, foo.Copy !req
11. You still playing, bro?Copy !req
12. This nigga's jerking off
somewhere.Copy !req
13. You jerking, bro?Copy !req
14. Jerking off to this kill
I'm about to get.Copy !req
15. What the fuck did you just say?Copy !req
16. Nigga, you gay as hell.Copy !req
17. I know where you at, bro.
You can't hide.Copy !req
18. You guys are dog shit.Copy !req
19. Nigga, that was lame as hell.Copy !req
20. You only won 'cause you campin.
We play for real.Copy !req
21. "You only won
'cause you camping."Copy !req
22. I don't know, this win looks
pretty real to me.Copy !req
23. Oh, you good as shit, bro.Copy !req
24. You must not get no pussy.Copy !req
25. I'm too busy fucking
to get good at this game.Copy !req
26. I'm getting my dick
sucked right now by
your mom over here.Copy !req
27. You want to talk to her?
Oh, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
28. She's too busy
with my dick in her mouth.Copy !req
29. Hey,
pass her to me, bro.Copy !req
30. Hey, why don't you two niggers
go find your dads, okay?Copy !req
31. - Fuck you say to me?
- You heard me, bitch.Copy !req
32. Yo, tell me where you live,
little man.Copy !req
33. We got to talk face-to-face
about this shit.Copy !req
34. Okay, I got you.
I live at 765 Fuck You Avenue.Copy !req
35. What city is that?Copy !req
36. What city is that, pussy?Copy !req
37. "Uh, 765 Fuck You Avenue, uh.."Copy !req
38. Eat a fucking banana.
Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
39. A 15-year-old Black male
was killed last nightCopy !req
40. in a routine traffic stop
in the Lenox Mall parking lot.Copy !req
41. Officers thought
the young man in the backseatCopy !req
42. was reaching for a weapon
that turned out to be a phone.Copy !req
43. They fired five shots
into the car.Copy !req
44. The boy later died
at Grady Hospital.Copy !req
45. His father has vowed
to sue the city.Copy !req
46. Damn, that's sad.Copy !req
47. You see why
I don't want you hanging outCopy !req
48. with your friends in DeKalb?Copy !req
49. Them cops are looking
for a reasonCopy !req
50. to kill young Black men.Copy !req
51. I don't think
I'll have that problem,Copy !req
52. but okay.Copy !req
53. Yeah, you got your friends
at school fooled,Copy !req
54. but I know where you got
that big-ass nose.Copy !req
55. And it ain't your mama.Copy !req
56. That kid probably did something
that warranted it, anyways.Copy !req
57. Like what?
Be Black in America?Copy !req
58. Cops always say "freeze" first.Copy !req
59. - Just listen, duh.
- Man...Copy !req
60. You know, sometimes I kind of
wish you'd get pulled over,Copy !req
61. just so you can see.Copy !req
62. You know, that would happen
if you would, like,Copy !req
63. let me borrow the car.Copy !req
64. So you can crash it?Copy !req
65. Then how am I supposed to
get to work?Copy !req
66. - Huh?
- Or you can get me a new one?Copy !req
67. - Boy...
- As a graduation gift?Copy !req
68. Boy, your white friends
really got you confused,Copy !req
69. don't they?Copy !req
70. Me and your auntie,Copy !req
71. we're taking you
to the Golden CorralCopy !req
72. when you graduate,
and that is it.Copy !req
73. You take a look at that FAFSA
information like I asked?Copy !req
74. Aaron, I done told you
a hundred times,Copy !req
75. I ain't looking at no loans.Copy !req
76. I ain't filling out no F-A-S-A.Copy !req
77. I'm ain't cosigning anything.Copy !req
78. If you want to get
into that school,Copy !req
79. you'll figure it out.Copy !req
80. Didn't I tell you to save?Copy !req
81. How much you save?Copy !req
82. Like... $4,000.Copy !req
83. See? That ain't bad.Copy !req
84. A year at ASC is $50,000, Dad.Copy !req
85. Damn!Copy !req
86. That's too bad, son.Copy !req
87. Looks like you ain't gonna be
getting into that school.Copy !req
88. I do know one thing, though.Copy !req
89. If you're still in my house
when you graduate,Copy !req
90. you're paying rent.Copy !req
91. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
92. And if you miss that bus again,
you're walking.Copy !req
93. - Four miles?
- Or catching MARTA,Copy !req
94. which we both know
you're too scared to do.Copy !req
95. Bye, Dad.Copy !req
96. - Aaron!
- What?Copy !req
97. I love you.Copy !req
98. Oh, my God, I know.Copy !req
99. Jesus.Copy !req
100. Oh, can you believe it?Copy !req
101. Congratulations, babe.Copy !req
102. I'm so excited.Copy !req
103. This is how it all starts...
our lives.Copy !req
104. I know. It's amazing.Copy !req
105. So, did you get a scholarship?Copy !req
106. - Takes care of half of it.
- What?Copy !req
107. We have to figure out
what dorm we're gonna be in.Copy !req
108. Yeah, maybe we could be
on the same floor.Copy !req
109. What's wrong?Copy !req
110. Have you not figured out
tuition?Copy !req
111. Did your dad fill out the FAFSA?Copy !req
112. Yes, I promise,Copy !req
113. I'm-a get him to fill it out.Copy !req
114. - I'm going to ASC.
- ASC!Copy !req
115. Go Moles!Copy !req
116. No fucking way!Copy !req
117. - Oh, you got in?
- Go Moles.Copy !req
118. - Of course, yeah.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
119. You better be
at every one of my games.Copy !req
120. You better be at every one
of my games.Copy !req
121. Uh, yeah. I'm gonna be
too hungover for that, so...Copy !req
122. Okay. Oh, my God!Copy !req
123. All graduating seniorsCopy !req
124. please report to the
auditorium.Copy !req
125. That's weird.Copy !req
126. Do you think it's
a drunk driving accident?Copy !req
127. - Is anyone missing?
- I don't know.Copy !req
128. Listen, who cares?Copy !req
129. If we have a free day,
we can just go to my house.Copy !req
130. Yeah. Let's go.Copy !req
131. Settle down.Copy !req
132. Settle down.Copy !req
133. We have a very special
guest speaker here today.Copy !req
134. I had the pleasure of
meeting this manCopy !req
135. at a special engagement
this weekend.Copy !req
136. I told him I was the principalCopy !req
137. at Stonewall Jackson
High School,Copy !req
138. and he shared
that he was an alumnusCopy !req
139. of this very same school.Copy !req
140. He is a businessman,Copy !req
141. philanthropist,
philosopher, Christian.Copy !req
142. He has some words of wisdom for
this year's graduating class,Copy !req
143. and he wanted to speak with you.Copy !req
144. Give a big Bobcat welcomeCopy !req
145. to Mr. Robert "Shea" Lee.Copy !req
146. Knock 'em dead.Copy !req
147. It's all on you.
All eyes on you, Robert.Copy !req
148. Good morning, graduating class.Copy !req
149. My name is Robert "Shea" Lee.Copy !req
150. Many of you may not know me,
but guess what?Copy !req
151. I know you.Copy !req
152. I'm the heir to the Pink Oil
hair moisturizer fortune,Copy !req
153. and my grandfather Stymie Banks
built this empireCopy !req
154. - from the ground up.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
155. Some of y'all out there
would have hair as dryCopy !req
156. as a Texas wildfire
if it wasn't for my family.Copy !req
157. There you go.Copy !req
158. But despite all I've given you,Copy !req
159. I still feel like
there is more to give.Copy !req
160. - Always. Always.
- The question's always been,
"But where do we start?"Copy !req
161. When I met your principal,Copy !req
162. I was not expecting to hear
the wordsCopy !req
163. "Stonewall Jackson High School."Copy !req
164. Those words,Copy !req
165. they brought me back...Copy !req
166. back to a time that wasn't
always good for me here.Copy !req
167. And it was at that moment
I realized,Copy !req
168. - we start at the beginning.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
169. That's right.Copy !req
170. - This was my beginning.
- Okay, now.Copy !req
171. Look, folks,
I'm-a make this quick.Copy !req
172. I'm gonna donate a million
dollars to your school.Copy !req
173. And I'm changing the name from
that degenerate slave owner,Copy !req
174. to one of the richest Black men
this side of the Mississippi.Copy !req
175. From now on,
this school is gonna be namedCopy !req
176. the Robert S. Lee High School.Copy !req
177. But wait, there's more.
We're getting even crazier.Copy !req
178. I am going to pay every single
senior's college tuition...Copy !req
179. Hallelujah!Copy !req
180. ASC, baby!Copy !req
181. Yeah!Copy !req
182. who's Black.Copy !req
183. Black students,
report to the gymCopy !req
184. by 4:00 today and God bless you.Copy !req
185. Unbelievable.Copy !req
186. This is bullshit.Copy !req
187. Like, can he really do that?Copy !req
188. No, I feel like we can sue him
for discrimination.Copy !req
189. I mean, this is what they did
to Black people in the '50s,Copy !req
190. - right?
- Exactly.Copy !req
191. This is fucked up.Copy !req
192. This is fucked up, right, Aaron?Copy !req
193. - Hmm?
- It's fucked up?Copy !req
194. Oh, yeah, it's really fucked up.Copy !req
195. I just don't understand why
you would even need to do that.Copy !req
196. I mean, they already
go to school for free.Copy !req
197. Exactly. There's so many,
like, programs and foundationsCopy !req
198. and shit to help them.
Like-like, what do we get?Copy !req
199. Well, you're not supposed to
say it out loud,Copy !req
200. but it's super easy to go
to school if you're Black, so...Copy !req
201. I don't think it's super easy.Copy !req
202. I'm sure it's not easy
if you're Black and poor.Copy !req
203. I don't know, babe.Copy !req
204. My friend was dating
a Black guy,Copy !req
205. and he got accepted to
all his collegesCopy !req
206. - on a free ride.
- What was his name?Copy !req
207. I don't remember,
but regardless,Copy !req
208. he's probably gonna stay
in school for one yearCopy !req
209. - and then go
straight to the NBA.
- Yeah,Copy !req
210. and he's gonna make
a ton of money doing that.Copy !req
211. Probably didn't even need
that scholarship.Copy !req
212. Oh, yeah. I remember now.Copy !req
213. Zion Wilson.Copy !req
214. - Williams... son.
- William...Copy !req
215. - Williams— Whatever.
- William-Williamson.Copy !req
216. Thank you, Jesus!Copy !req
217. Oh, my God.Copy !req
218. Oh, my God, dude.Copy !req
219. So over it, dude.Copy !req
220. You know,
it's just like, "Relax."Copy !req
221. Yeah. Like,
why do you need to shout?Copy !req
222. - Like, what's...?
- Way too much, dude.Copy !req
223. Um, I got to go talk to the
counselor about the FAFSA loan.Copy !req
224. Catch y'all later?Copy !req
225. - Yeah, all right.
- See you.Copy !req
226. He picking who's actually Black.Copy !req
227. Crazy, right?Copy !req
228. Everyone's giving it a shot.Copy !req
229. Shouldn't it be based on,
like, your parents?Copy !req
230. I did my research on this guy.Copy !req
231. He doesn't believe that
ADOS necessitates "Blackness."Copy !req
232. He's really talking about
the culture of Black in America.Copy !req
233. It's a nuanced discussion.Copy !req
234. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
235. Yo, could you...Copy !req
236. could you wave check me?
Just...Copy !req
237. All right, I'm-a fuck
with y'all, then.Copy !req
238. Wow.Copy !req
239. Hey! Redbone!Copy !req
240. - Yeah, you!
- Oh.Copy !req
241. You up next! Come on.Copy !req
242. Hello?Copy !req
243. - Mm-hmm.
- Come into the light.Copy !req
244. Ooh, look at
this high yellow nigga. Ha!Copy !req
245. What's your name, boy?Copy !req
246. Uh... Aaron.Copy !req
247. - You said Aaron?
- It's kind of Black.Copy !req
248. - It's in the Bible.
- Kind of. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
249. - Hank Aaron.
- Yeah.Copy !req
250. Shut up, fool. That don't count.Copy !req
251. It don't.Copy !req
252. All right. Let's get started.Copy !req
253. We're gonna ask you
a few questions.Copy !req
254. Name me six things
that mix with Hennessy.Copy !req
255. Ooh, shit.Copy !req
256. Um...Copy !req
257. Coke?Copy !req
258. - All right.
- Good.Copy !req
259. Rum?Copy !req
260. - He said...
- What he say?Copy !req
261. - Huh?
- He said, "Rum."Copy !req
262. Rum.Copy !req
263. - Shit, oh, shit.
- He might have something.Copy !req
264. That might be good!Copy !req
265. I'd try that.Copy !req
266. Mango.Copy !req
267. - Coconut.
- He say "Mango"?Copy !req
268. - Mango?
- And... ice?Copy !req
269. All right, all right.
All right.Copy !req
270. Now he just making up shit,
but he's creative.Copy !req
271. That's all right. The rum,
the rum was good enough.Copy !req
272. - It was creative. All right.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
273. Uh...Copy !req
274. What happened to that boy
at Lenox Mall...Copy !req
275. Oh! I-I heard about that
on the radio this morning.Copy !req
276. Uh, a police officer killed him
in a routine traffic stop,Copy !req
277. and his dad was in the car.Copy !req
278. Yeah, crazy.Copy !req
279. I didn't say, "What happened
to that boy at Lenox Mall?"Copy !req
280. I said, "What happened to
that boy at Lenox Mall..."Copy !req
281. And the answer was:Copy !req
282. - "Mm-mm-mm..."
- Damn shame.Copy !req
283. Mm-mm, mmm, mm-mm.Copy !req
284. All right.
Enough of the warm-up.Copy !req
285. - Let's get down
to the nitty-gritty.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
286. All right, how long
can chicken sit on the stove?Copy !req
287. Um...Copy !req
288. Bobby and Whitney,
or Will and Jada?Copy !req
289. Whitney. No, no, no, no, Jada.Copy !req
290. Where's the first place
you take your cousinCopy !req
291. after he get out of jail?Copy !req
292. Why did The Five Heartbeats
break up?Copy !req
293. "Your mama"
or "your mother"?Copy !req
294. Uh... SoBe Lizard Milk?Copy !req
295. NBA Youngboy.Copy !req
296. Silk pillow covers?Copy !req
297. What color are Wendy's napkins?Copy !req
298. DJ Doo-Doo Brown.Copy !req
299. 227 and Amen?Copy !req
300. Holy Spirit or the Holy Ghost?Copy !req
301. Mustard or mayonnaise?Copy !req
302. Crisco.Copy !req
303. If her foot is in it,
it's good?Copy !req
304. Take this pencil,
go make a beat on that table.Copy !req
305. The price is on the can.Copy !req
306. Orange or grape Kool-Aid?Copy !req
307. - Spell "Dante."
- DQ or Popeyes?Copy !req
308. What soda is good for you?Copy !req
309. If Ne-Yo's hat gets any lower,
it's gonna be on his blank?Copy !req
310. Meghan Trainor. Essence Fest.Copy !req
311. L-A-Q-U-E-S...Copy !req
312. He stupid. He stupid.Copy !req
313. All right.
This was fun.
It was fun.Copy !req
314. You can say that again.Copy !req
315. Got to be honest,
we had a good time.Copy !req
316. Yeah.Copy !req
317. But the tribunal
has concluded thatCopy !req
318. - we are not giving you
the scholarship.
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
319. Wait. Why?Copy !req
320. You ain't Black, boy.Copy !req
321. But my dad's Black.Copy !req
322. Well, then have him come here,
and then I'll give himCopy !req
323. - the scholarship.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
324. Yeah, that nigga ain't go
to college.Copy !req
325. This isn't fair!Copy !req
326. You're not giving me
the scholarshipCopy !req
327. because I'm light skin?Copy !req
328. You are white!Copy !req
329. - Greg.
- You are... You shut the fuck up!Copy !req
330. - You are white! You white!
- Hold on, Greg.Copy !req
331. He just told you, Blacks only.Copy !req
332. He couldn't answer any of
the questions, could he?Copy !req
333. - He's white!
- Hmm.Copy !req
334. Off-white.Copy !req
335. I knew he was whiteCopy !req
336. when he first walked up in here.Copy !req
337. And he ain't got
no Black friends.Copy !req
338. How you know that?Copy !req
339. I'll tell you why come I know.Copy !req
340. 'Cause if he did have
some Black friends,Copy !req
341. they would have told
his white assCopy !req
342. not to come walking up in hereCopy !req
343. with them Matcha-colored
Allbirds. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
344. How long you been coasting
on your whiteness, son?Copy !req
345. - See, I used to know a guy
like you back in the day.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
346. His name was Clarence Thomas.Copy !req
347. Oh, shit.Copy !req
348. - He got his.
- Clarence Thomas?Copy !req
349. You just got yours.Copy !req
350. Case dismissed.Copy !req
351. Now, take your ass
on out of here.Copy !req
352. You didn't have to
call the boy Clarence Thomas.Copy !req
353. Shit, he ain't that white.Copy !req
354. This guy's a psycho!Copy !req
355. I'm not Black
because I have white friends?Copy !req
356. We should sue him.Copy !req
357. I'm serious.
Is this funny to you?Copy !req
358. - A little bit, yeah.
- Dad,Copy !req
359. I won't get to go to college
because this guy's racist,Copy !req
360. or colorist or whatever.
Fuck this dude!Copy !req
361. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Calm down, kemosabe.Copy !req
362. Relax, some... I mean,
that's part of being Black.Copy !req
363. Sometimes you don't get
the things you know you deserve.Copy !req
364. So, just charge it to the game.Copy !req
365. Hey, listen, uh, I'm gonna be
at the workshop tonight,Copy !req
366. so I'll be home a little late.Copy !req
367. So, if you could take out...Copy !req
368. Hey? You good?Copy !req
369. Who is D'Andre
and why are you talking to him?Copy !req
370. I wasn't.Copy !req
371. He commented on my page.Copy !req
372. But you responded.
I literally saw you respond.Copy !req
373. Would you chill?
I met him on a school tour.Copy !req
374. - It's not a big deal.
- Don't tell me to chill.Copy !req
375. If this was some chick
I met on tour at ASC,Copy !req
376. you'd be livid
and you fucking know it.Copy !req
377. No, I wouldn't, 'cause I know
you're not going to ASC.Copy !req
378. What?Copy !req
379. Look, Aaron...Copy !req
380. I know you're not going.Copy !req
381. You kept pushing it off, and...Copy !req
382. I know you haven't applied
for loans, and...Copy !req
383. I know you don't
have the money.Copy !req
384. You're just...Copy !req
385. not going, and...Copy !req
386. we should just...Copy !req
387. end this now.Copy !req
388. What are you saying?Copy !req
389. I think we should break up.Copy !req
390. I'm sorry, Aaron.Copy !req
391. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
392. Dog shit.Copy !req
393. Man, this nigga's scared.
I can feel it.Copy !req
394. This nigga's trash.Copy !req
395. Get him out of here.Copy !req
396. I am going to payCopy !req
397. every single senior's
college tuition...Copy !req
398. You ready to die, white boy?Copy !req
399. who's Black.Copy !req
400. You are white!Copy !req
401. He just told you, Blacks only.Copy !req
402. You are white! You white!Copy !req
403. I mean,
that's part of being Black.Copy !req
404. Sometimes you don't get
the things you know you deserve.Copy !req
405. You are white! You white!Copy !req
406. You are white!Copy !req
407. Who are you?Copy !req
408. Felix. Who are you?Copy !req
409. What are you doing?Copy !req
410. I'm about to burn
this motherfucker down.Copy !req
411. What are you doing?Copy !req
412. He said you weren't Black, too.Copy !req
413. My parents are from Nigeria.Copy !req
414. I was born there,
but I don't even remember it.Copy !req
415. I'm from Lithonia.Copy !req
416. Hmm.Copy !req
417. Hmm.Copy !req
418. - I get it.
- Get what?Copy !req
419. I understand what he means.Copy !req
420. You're not really Black.Copy !req
421. You have an entire culture
to pull from.Copy !req
422. You know where you're from,
you can trace your lineage,Copy !req
423. and you have a country
to go home to.Copy !req
424. That's not really Black.Copy !req
425. Well, I'm Blacker than you.Copy !req
426. You look like fucking
Frankie Muniz.Copy !req
427. You think if I walk down
the street in your neighborhood,Copy !req
428. they're not gonna stop me
because I'm African?Copy !req
429. I had to take the bus here
and assemble this shitCopy !req
430. by the dumpster.Copy !req
431. Bet you just walked on
over here, in front of everyone.Copy !req
432. Keep your Black card tucked,
bruh.Copy !req
433. Listen,
I really don't care anymore.Copy !req
434. I'm burning the school down.
Excuse me.Copy !req
435. With what? Your little
bargain bin flamethrower?Copy !req
436. Nigga, I'm burning
this school down.Copy !req
437. You know what?Copy !req
438. What if I burn you first?Copy !req
439. Oh, wait. Too late.Copy !req
440. Was that a dark skin joke?Copy !req
441. Got you, bitch.Copy !req
442. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
443. Fuck! Ah! Ow, ow!Copy !req
444. This is
where the Black kids eat.Copy !req
445. Freeze!Copy !req
446. Oh, my God.Copy !req
447. My school.Copy !req
448. Hey, did you try to burn
my school down?Copy !req
449. You really wanted that
scholarship, didn't you, boy?Copy !req
450. Well, before
they wheel you away,Copy !req
451. just know one thing.Copy !req
452. Getting shot by the policeCopy !req
453. is the Blackest thing
anybody can do.Copy !req
454. Make sure he survives, okay?Copy !req
455. Take him to "White Grady."Copy !req
456. You mean Emory?Copy !req
457. White Grady.Copy !req
458. Hey.Copy !req
459. Don't worry about
your medical bills.Copy !req
460. We're gonna take care of those.Copy !req
461. Here's your scholarship check,
okay?Copy !req
462. - Thank you, sir.
- Just get better.Copy !req
463. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
464. All right.Copy !req
465. You know, shit was crazy.Copy !req
466. You know, just try to keep
your head down, lay low.Copy !req
467. - Mm-hmm.
- You'll be good, you know?Copy !req
468. But, yeah, my PO cool and all,
still a pain in my ass, though.Copy !req
469. Nigga act like he own me
or some shit.Copy !req
470. But yeah, you know, this is
my favorite type right here.Copy !req
471. They don't pay me enough
to tell you that.Copy !req
472. But, I fuck with it,
you feel me?Copy !req
473. - So...
- Aaron?Copy !req
474. Hold on one sec.Copy !req
475. - Take this up front.
- Okay.Copy !req
476. Tell Derrick to fuck with you
with my discount code,Copy !req
477. - a'ight?
- Okay.Copy !req
478. You gonna text me? A'ight.Copy !req
479. I'll see you later.Copy !req
480. That ass stupid.Copy !req
481. What's up?Copy !req
482. Nothing, um...Copy !req
483. How are you?Copy !req
484. I'm good. Good.Copy !req
485. How's ASC?Copy !req
486. It's great.Copy !req
487. How's, um...Copy !req
488. How's here?Copy !req
489. It's a'ight. You know.Copy !req
490. Same old shit, different day,
you know how it goes.Copy !req
491. Cool. Um... Yeah.Copy !req
492. All right.Copy !req
493. It's good to see you.Copy !req
494. Hey.Copy !req
495. Can I be honest with you?Copy !req
496. I've never been more attracted
to you in my life.Copy !req
497. Aaron...Copy !req