1. You don't want no coffee, man?Copy !req
2. No. I generally like to cleanse
before I go all in.Copy !req
3. That's a nice hat.Copy !req
4. Thank you, man.Copy !req
5. Yeah, I like the tone
of purple. It's nice.Copy !req
6. - On my skin, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
7. Thank you.Copy !req
8. You want to split it?Copy !req
9. You want to split it?Copy !req
10. I just said that.Copy !req
11. Oh. Well, thank you, man.
I really appreciate it.Copy !req
12. Stand-up guy.Copy !req
13. - Morning, fellas.
- Mm.Copy !req
14. Uh, you guys still doing
that thingCopy !req
15. I'm not supposed to know about
for insurance purposes?Copy !req
16. Yes, we are.Copy !req
17. This should help you out.Copy !req
18. - Spa passes?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
19. Nice. "90-minute massage,
a facial, saunaCopy !req
20. and a cold plunge."Copy !req
21. Senses gonna be lit.Copy !req
22. Do I got to get naked
for this shit?Copy !req
23. Nudity isn't...
required, I think.Copy !req
24. Shi... I don't know, nigga.
Europe.Copy !req
25. All right. It's time.
Let's do it.Copy !req
26. You want me to pay for that?Copy !req
27. Nigga, I already did that.Copy !req
28. Right. All right.Copy !req
29. You want...Copy !req
30. - Nah, I'm good.
- You sure? All right.Copy !req
31. Have fun, y'all.Copy !req
32. A'ight.
See you later, alligator.Copy !req
33. So, I know people
call them drugs,Copy !req
34. but I like to think
of them as moreCopy !req
35. spiritual expanding apparatuses.Copy !req
36. Nah, nigga. They drugs.
It's drugs.Copy !req
37. Anyway, this one is called a
Nepalese Spacecake, all right?Copy !req
38. The ingredients are harvested
from, uh, monks in Denmark.Copy !req
39. The consensus is that it's weedCopy !req
40. mixed with, uh,
Nepalese hallucinogenic honey,Copy !req
41. but no one knows what's in them
for sure for sure.Copy !req
42. Now, they're banned
in the U.S., right?Copy !req
43. And you don't want to get them
off the black market,Copy !req
44. 'cause that's just a problem.Copy !req
45. But I finally managed to
track down a place that's legit.Copy !req
46. Got a ton of recs on Reddit.Copy !req
47. Oh, yeah.
That's a tourist. Al?Copy !req
48. - Huh?
- Don't be like him.Copy !req
49. - Hey.
- What up?Copy !req
50. I'll just do one cup
of hot coffeeCopy !req
51. and a Nepalese Spacecake.Copy !req
52. - All right.Copy !req
53. Keep the change.Copy !req
54. Sorry, man.
That's not enough.Copy !req
55. Oh.Copy !req
56. Well, I'll just let fate
take care of it.Copy !req
57. I'll pay for it, man.
Damn, just move.Copy !req
58. Thank you, fate.Copy !req
59. I'll have the same thing, man.Copy !req
60. Okay.Copy !req
61. Thanks, man.Copy !req
62. Your friend, you know,
he kind of seems like he's seenCopy !req
63. the other side before, but, uh,
are you sure you want this?Copy !req
64. My nigga, I had to watch
the movie Cats soberCopy !req
65. with a bitch who lied to me
about having some dank, okay?Copy !req
66. So I know extremes. Yes.Copy !req
67. All right, man.Copy !req
68. Oh.Copy !req
69. - There you go, man.
- Okay.Copy !req
70. - Danke.
- Cats is underrated.Copy !req
71. I'm just saying.Copy !req
72. Talking to me like
I ain't never taken drugs.Copy !req
73. Ah, yes. Here we are.Copy !req
74. Yeah!Copy !req
75. Nepalese.Copy !req
76. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before you do that,Copy !req
77. let the center be melted
by the heat of the coffee.Copy !req
78. Yeah, that's-that's...Copy !req
79. All right.Copy !req
80. Hey, Al, whatever happens,Copy !req
81. just know that
I love you very much.Copy !req
82. Okay.Copy !req
83. - Let's do this.
- Mm.Copy !req
84. - All right, man. What now?Copy !req
85. Music and a stroll to the spa.Copy !req
86. Here. Take that.Copy !req
87. - Oh.Copy !req
88. - Nigga, iPod Nanos?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
89. I made us some playlists to helpCopy !req
90. - guide the honey through us.
- All right.Copy !req
91. All right, now,
I'm gonna be listeningCopy !req
92. to The Plane by Tomita.Copy !req
93. Excuse me. And I got you
on some Stereolab shit.Copy !req
94. Stereolab? All right, man.Copy !req
95. Al, this is gonna be amazing.Copy !req
96. I'm feeling it, man.
Let's do it.Copy !req
97. Oh, shit!Copy !req
98. Poor thing.Copy !req
99. He's probably just sick. Hmm.Copy !req
100. All right.Copy !req
101. Come on. I think it's this way.Copy !req
102. How long before
this shit kick in?Copy !req
103. I'm pretty sure
I'm already high.Copy !req
104. Nigga, no you are not.Copy !req
105. 'Cause I don't feel
a damn thing.Copy !req
106. Man, this cookie is
definitely working,Copy !req
107. and that is for certain.Copy !req
108. See, your ass
is sober enough to rap.Copy !req
109. No, man.
I'm too high to not rap.Copy !req
110. Tell me what you think about...Copy !req
111. Man, you have
any idea where we going?Copy !req
112. Yeah. Actually, I think
there's a shortcut this way.Copy !req
113. Come on.Copy !req
114. Where are all the Black people
in Amsterdam?Copy !req
115. We just passed two.Copy !req
116. - There's a third one
right there.
- This way. This way. All right.Copy !req
117. Hey, man. Hey, man,
I don't want to...Copy !req
118. Come on, man. All them tourists.Copy !req
119. I know, I know. It's only seven
more minutes this way.Copy !req
120. Nigga, you gonna be my security?
Darius, man!Copy !req
121. Actually, actually, no.
It's this way.Copy !req
122. Oh, my God.Copy !req
123. No, if this is guiding me right,
it should be...Copy !req
124. Fuck off.Copy !req
125. - Hold up, hold up, hold up.
- What?Copy !req
126. - Is that... is that Paper Boi?
- No. Fuck off.Copy !req
127. - Yes, man. That's him.
- Shit.Copy !req
128. - No fucking way.
- Really? Which one?Copy !req
129. The one with the fucking hat!Copy !req
130. Hey, Paper Boi! Hey, Paper Boi!Copy !req
131. - Paper Boi!Copy !req
132. - Look at the hat!
- Don't-don't ignore me,
you bloody cunt!Copy !req
133. I want an autograph!Copy !req
134. - Paper Boi!
- I need your picture. I need it.Copy !req
135. - Fancy a girl, Paper Boi?
- Hey, you fancy a wank?Copy !req
136. - Hey, Paper Boi!
- Ooh, Paper Boi!Copy !req
137. - Hey! Paper Boi!
- Paper Boi!Copy !req
138. - Where are you at, Paper Boi?Copy !req
139. - Paper Boi!
- He left!Copy !req
140. Where the...
where the fuck is he?Copy !req
141. - Come on, come on!Copy !req
142. Help. Help.Copy !req
143. Hey. You...Copy !req
144. - You all right?Copy !req
145. You-you in danger? You...Copy !req
146. C-Can you tell me
what's-what's going on?Copy !req
147. - You all right?Copy !req
148. What?Copy !req
149. - Well, blink twice if you...
- Shh.Copy !req
150. If you can't tell me
what's going on...Copy !req
151. - I'm just trying to...Copy !req
152. - You ain't got to get
all ir...Copy !req
153. Oh, God...Copy !req
154. Oh.Copy !req
155. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
156. - Uh, I'm sorry
I interrupt... Okay.Copy !req
157. Damn, your hat looks dumb.Copy !req
158. Hmm?Copy !req
159. I said your hat—
it's not working.Copy !req
160. Well, I ain't ask your ass.Copy !req
161. Wait. Hold on. Let me...
let me ask you something.Copy !req
162. You need a friend?Copy !req
163. I have friends. Thanks.Copy !req
164. Yeah, but, like,
good ones, though.Copy !req
165. Because a good friend
would've told youCopy !req
166. that Chanel is for women.Copy !req
167. Art is such a racket, no?Copy !req
168. Then why bring your ass to
a museum if you don't like art?Copy !req
169. To read people, my love.
Why else?Copy !req
170. And look at the talent
right in front of us.Copy !req
171. Wow. Prime example.Copy !req
172. Tragically Arab. The style.Copy !req
173. Like, ugh.Copy !req
174. And then we have
our hypebeast faggots,Copy !req
175. but, I mean, like,
that's an Alexander Wang story.Copy !req
176. You should look it up.
It's really touchy, you know.Copy !req
177. People get really sensitive...Copy !req
178. And then, of course,Copy !req
179. in front of us, we have
our statuesque white Lizzo.Copy !req
180. I mean, honestly,Copy !req
181. Lizzo's
kind of like white Lizzo,Copy !req
182. - for real, for real,
because she's just so...Copy !req
183. Why are you here?Copy !req
184. Because I had to be. All right?Copy !req
185. Oh, really?Copy !req
186. School field trip?Copy !req
187. Hiding out?Copy !req
188. Are you someone
to other people?Copy !req
189. I'm nobody,
so you can leave me alone.Copy !req
190. Well,Copy !req
191. everyone is nobody.Copy !req
192. But are you a nobody
to everyone?Copy !req
193. You're a rapper.Copy !req
194. God, another one.Copy !req
195. I hate rappers.Copy !req
196. I most of all hate the way
y'all say "pussy."Copy !req
197. Babe.Copy !req
198. Look at me.Copy !req
199. Soft.Copy !req
200. Pussy.Copy !req
201. I mean, I kind of hate
all rap music right now, though.Copy !req
202. It's nothing personal.
I'm just...Copy !req
203. - not a fan.
- Oh, that's good,Copy !req
204. 'cause I ain't a fan
of your ass, so we even.Copy !req
205. Babe, I don't care.Copy !req
206. I promise you,
I don't even give a fuck.Copy !req
207. You know,
the thing about rappers, though,Copy !req
208. is, like, y'all don't know
anything about yourselves.Copy !req
209. Like... you have no idea
where your money is.Copy !req
210. And I-I watch y'all's
interviews, you know?Copy !req
211. You're wearing
all that designer.Copy !req
212. And, I mean, you look cute.Copy !req
213. It's no shade or whatever.Copy !req
214. Do your thing.Copy !req
215. But you still have no clue
where your money isCopy !req
216. or where your money's going.Copy !req
217. Well, that ain't me, a'ight?Copy !req
218. Huh.Copy !req
219. So...Copy !req
220. who owns your masters?Copy !req
221. What?Copy !req
222. Who owns your masters?Copy !req
223. The recording from which all
the later copies of your musicCopy !req
224. are made.Copy !req
225. It's potentially
the most lucrative partCopy !req
226. of making music, babe.Copy !req
227. No one ever told you that?Copy !req
228. That's funny!Copy !req
229. Wow. I came at the perfect time.Copy !req
230. I swear, I'm an angel.Copy !req
231. Lorraine.Copy !req
232. Al.Copy !req
233. Hey, look,
how I get out of here?Copy !req
234. You can start by taking off
that hat.Copy !req
235. Yo, I'm being real.Copy !req
236. If you are "famous,"Copy !req
237. that shit
is making you stand out.Copy !req
238. But wait here, though.Copy !req
239. Don't go nowhere.Copy !req
240. Here.Copy !req
241. Fuck.Copy !req
242. Stop.Copy !req
243. Become what you fear.Copy !req
244. Less attitude.Copy !req
245. Put it on.Copy !req
246. Take my help and let's go.Copy !req
247. I know just where to hide out.Copy !req
248. Oh, shit, it's night?Copy !req
249. We only get
a little bit of sunlight.Copy !req
250. Amsterdam— city of dreams.Copy !req
251. Ooh.Copy !req
252. Hey.Copy !req
253. Come on. Keep up.Copy !req
254. Oh.Copy !req
255. Hey.Copy !req
256. Hey, Lorraine.Copy !req
257. Come on.Copy !req
258. Yeah, but where you at, girl?Copy !req
259. Follow my voice.Copy !req
260. Sorry. Excuse me.Copy !req
261. Hey, L-Lorraine, though.Copy !req
262. Lorraine.Copy !req
263. Where...Copy !req
264. Hey, Lorraine!Copy !req
265. - Babe.
- Huh?Copy !req
266. I need you to chill.Copy !req
267. I'm right here. Come on.Copy !req
268. All right.Copy !req
269. Hold up, hold up, hold up.Copy !req
270. Oh, you're gonna love
this place.Copy !req
271. It's very exclusive.Copy !req
272. - Lorraine, baby.Copy !req
273. - Cammy!
- Finally.Copy !req
274. - How are you?Copy !req
275. Good.Copy !req
276. Ooh, I love this.
You look like the future.Copy !req
277. Oh, stop! Stop. Stop.Copy !req
278. - You look amazing.
- You look so good.Copy !req
279. - Hey.
- Mwah. Mwah.Copy !req
280. And who's this?Copy !req
281. Oh. This is my new friend.Copy !req
282. - He like your old friend?Copy !req
283. - Stop.Copy !req
284. - This is Al.
- Hello.Copy !req
285. Hey, y'all.Copy !req
286. Hey.Copy !req
287. Get behind me.Copy !req
288. - Hey.
- Who's this?Copy !req
289. - Paper Boi.
- Baby, this is New Jazz.Copy !req
290. Ah, New Jazz.Copy !req
291. Please, come in.Copy !req
292. Hey.Copy !req
293. Um, what's New Jazz?Copy !req
294. Girl, I can't believe
you said that.Copy !req
295. These white people
don't want us here anyway.Copy !req
296. At least we can have some fun.Copy !req
297. Yeah, but if you start saying
"New Jazz" for everyoneCopy !req
298. you bring in here, they're gonna
start asking questions.Copy !req
299. Um, they should be
asking questions.Copy !req
300. We're all New Jazz, baby.Copy !req
301. Don't worry.Copy !req
302. You high yet?Copy !req
303. No.Copy !req
304. Mm.Copy !req
305. Come on.Copy !req
306. Ladies, New Jazz,Copy !req
307. what can I get you?Copy !req
308. Two dirty martinis,
a gin and Hpnotiq,Copy !req
309. and...Copy !req
310. Uh, White Hennessy, neat.Copy !req
311. Two dirties, a Blue Lagoon
and a Chris Evans.Copy !req
312. Excellent. All of your drinksCopy !req
313. have been covered
by that table over there.Copy !req
314. Thank you.Copy !req
315. So,Copy !req
316. who are you, sir?Copy !req
317. I'm a rapper.Copy !req
318. Do you know Dua Lipa?Copy !req
319. - Not really, no.
- Ugh!Copy !req
320. She's my life. I love her.Copy !req
321. Protect her, okay?Copy !req
322. I'll try.Copy !req
323. What's DaBaby like?Copy !req
324. Ugh, I just want
to shave that little mustacheCopy !req
325. - and sit on his face.Copy !req
326. Why the hat?Copy !req
327. Oh, this, uh...Copy !req
328. I just, um...Copy !req
329. I picked it up at a museum
when I was ducking outCopy !req
330. from these kids
that was chasing me.Copy !req
331. - So I just...
- I love it.Copy !req
332. It's very New Jazz.Copy !req
333. How long have you and Lorraine
been fucking?Copy !req
334. We're not fucking.Copy !req
335. You're not the first rapper,
just so you know.Copy !req
336. They all come out here.Copy !req
337. Don't worry. She's discreet.Copy !req
338. Well, I'm not worried 'cause...
I'm not worriedCopy !req
339. 'cause we ain't...
we ain't fucking, so...Copy !req
340. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
341. Do you know what they call
her apartment?Copy !req
342. 106 & Park.Copy !req
343. - 106 & Park. 106...Copy !req
344. You know, I'm-a get me a...Copy !req
345. - ... a pre-drink drink.Copy !req
346. You want something? No,
I'm-a get... I'm-a... I'm-a...Copy !req
347. - I'm-a go.
- Oh.Copy !req
348. 'Cause-'cause...Copy !req
349. the f-fuck.Copy !req
350. - They definitely fucked.
- Mm.Copy !req
351. Hey, man. Uh, White Hennessy,
neat, please.Copy !req
352. Thank you.Copy !req
353. Hey. I know you.Copy !req
354. You're-you're that rapper,
right?Copy !req
355. Paper Boi. Yeah.Copy !req
356. - Yeah.Copy !req
357. Um, ain't you, uh...Copy !req
358. You...Copy !req
359. - You, uh...
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
360. "I've got a particular set
of skills."Copy !req
361. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
362. Man, you about the last nigga...Copy !req
363. person I expect to see in here,
man.Copy !req
364. Yeah, oh,
I don't think anyone expectsCopy !req
365. - to see anyone in here, mate.
- Right?Copy !req
366. Right, man. I mean...Copy !req
367. I mean, this place is,
like, weird, right?Copy !req
368. Like... like, it's weird.Copy !req
369. I mean, I ain't... I ain't never
been no place like this before.Copy !req
370. Well, it's... it's unreal,
all right.Copy !req
371. Damn.Copy !req
372. How'd you get here?Copy !req
373. Uh... I just followed a local.Copy !req
374. Mm. What'd they do?Copy !req
375. What you mean?Copy !req
376. Well, did they strangle a fanCopy !req
377. or shag a teenager?Copy !req
378. How'd they get in?Copy !req
379. Uh... Thank you.Copy !req
380. Ah, you don't have to say.
It's fine.Copy !req
381. It's your business.Copy !req
382. You might have heard
or read about my transgression.Copy !req
383. You know, what I said about what
I wanted to do to a Black guy—Copy !req
384. any Black guy— when I was
a younger man in London.Copy !req
385. A friend of mine had been raped,Copy !req
386. and I acted out of anger.Copy !req
387. I look back now,
and it honestly frightens me.Copy !req
388. I thought people knowing
who I once wasCopy !req
389. would make clear who I am,Copy !req
390. who I've become.Copy !req
391. But, with all that being said...Copy !req
392. I am sorry.Copy !req
393. I apologize if I hurt people.Copy !req
394. Yeah, well...Copy !req
395. between you and me...Copy !req
396. I still fuck with Taken.Copy !req
397. Shit, man. Look,
it's good to know that you...Copy !req
398. it's good to know that you
don't hate Black people now.Copy !req
399. - You know?
- What? No, no, no, no.Copy !req
400. I can't stand the lot of you.Copy !req
401. Well, now I feel that way.Copy !req
402. Because you tried
to ruin my career.Copy !req
403. Didn't succeed, mind you.Copy !req
404. However...Copy !req
405. I'm sure one day
I will get over it.Copy !req
406. But until then,Copy !req
407. we are mortal enemies.Copy !req
408. I'll see you around, big lad.Copy !req
409. Yeah. All right, man.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
410. Hold on, hold on, hold...
Wait.Copy !req
411. But didn't you learn that you
shouldn't say shit like that?Copy !req
412. Aye.Copy !req
413. But I also learnedCopy !req
414. that the best and worst part
about being white is...Copy !req
415. we don't have to learn anything
if we don't want to.Copy !req
416. Take it easy, Paper Boi.Copy !req
417. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
418. We have a very special guest
planned for you.Copy !req
419. At every one of these
engagements, we try to bring youCopy !req
420. the finest and brightest
in culture,Copy !req
421. the newest and most enticing
of the art form.Copy !req
422. And tonight's no different.Copy !req
423. - In the urban jungle,Copy !req
424. - surrounded by
the harsh climate of men...
- Psst.Copy !req
425. - ... the caged bird sings a song.
- Psst. Come on.Copy !req
426. - What?
- Come on.Copy !req
427. Hell no.Copy !req
428. What you mean? Come on.Copy !req
429. - Get your ass up. Get up.Copy !req
430. Come on. Faster.Copy !req
431. never-before-seen
treasure of the modern...Copy !req
432. The hell you been?Copy !req
433. Aw, you be scared?Copy !req
434. We clownin' on.
Oh, come on. Let's go.Copy !req
435. Here, all the way from America,
just for you,Copy !req
436. please welcome...Copy !req
437. New Jazz!Copy !req
438. Look, where the fuck we going?
Hey.Copy !req
439. - It's cold as fuck.Copy !req
440. Wait, the sun is out? Shit.Copy !req
441. Oh, my gosh.
I am in so much trouble.Copy !req
442. They gonna be so mad at me.Copy !req
443. But ha!Copy !req
444. Yo,Copy !req
445. they was gonna make you perform
back there.Copy !req
446. Well, I know how to say no.Copy !req
447. Yeah, they don't... they don't
let you say no in there.Copy !req
448. Know what? Don't worry.
I got you.Copy !req
449. Hey, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
450. Uh-uh. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
451. Look, just don't-don't touch
my face, all right?Copy !req
452. Uh, nigga,
I just saved your life.Copy !req
453. Ha, the fuck you did.Copy !req
454. Wow!Copy !req
455. Well, it's very clear
you don't trust me.Copy !req
456. Yeah,
'cause you shit on me all day!Copy !req
457. All day! That's all you do.Copy !req
458. Call me stupid. Why the fuck
would I trust your ass?Copy !req
459. Oh, pussy boy got balls
but can't take the truth?Copy !req
460. - The fuck you say?
- Nigga, all day,Copy !req
461. I've been telling you
what you needed to hear,Copy !req
462. not what the fuck
you wanted to hear!Copy !req
463. - Fuck out of here, man.
- No.Copy !req
464. If you don't have that,
guess what—Copy !req
465. you're fucking white!Copy !req
466. Nigga.Copy !req
467. Your friends.Copy !req
468. Your friends let you wear
that shit hat.Copy !req
469. They don't pay for shit.Copy !req
470. You got family handling
the most important partsCopy !req
471. of your fucking finances?Copy !req
472. My nigga, your future?Copy !req
473. All of 'em, all of 'em
got a vested interestCopy !req
474. in you not seeing the truth.Copy !req
475. You don't trust me?Copy !req
476. I'm all you got.Copy !req
477. Real quick, though—
who the fuck are you? Hmm?Copy !req
478. The fuck you know about me?Copy !req
479. You don't know shit.Copy !req
480. My nigga, you don't feel shit.Copy !req
481. Can't even feel your legs.Copy !req
482. What you talking 'bout?Copy !req
483. - You can't move.Copy !req
484. Your legs don't work.Copy !req
485. - Your arms,Copy !req
486. - they don't work.
- The fu...Copy !req
487. - Yeah.Copy !req
488. I think
that you should sit down.Copy !req
489. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
490. - Wow. Shh.Copy !req
491. Shh. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
492. - It's okay.Copy !req
493. Shh. Shh.Copy !req
494. But I finally managed to
track down a place that's legit.Copy !req
495. - Got a ton of recs on Reddit.Copy !req
496. Al. Don't be like him.Copy !req
497. - Don't be like him.Copy !req
498. Don't be like him.
Don't be like him.Copy !req
499. Shit.Copy !req
500. Hey.Copy !req
501. Hey.Copy !req
502. I got you some room-temp water
on your nightstand.Copy !req
503. And there's some, uh, food, too,
if you want me to heat it up.Copy !req
504. What happened, man?Copy !req
505. You passed out.Copy !req
506. I found you on the street.Copy !req
507. You've been asleep for, like...Copy !req
508. ten hours.Copy !req
509. Nigga,
did you change my clothes?Copy !req
510. Yeah.Copy !req
511. - It was not easy.Copy !req
512. You vomited.Copy !req
513. Oh, man.Copy !req
514. Where's Lorraine?Copy !req
515. Your mom?Copy !req
516. Never mind.Copy !req
517. I'm glad y'all didn't tell me
what y'all were up to.Copy !req
518. This actually worked out better.Copy !req
519. Text me if you need anything.
All right?Copy !req
520. Earn.Copy !req
521. Huh?Copy !req
522. Who owns my masters?Copy !req
523. Huh?Copy !req
524. When you were negotiating
my label contract...Copy !req
525. who owns my masters?Copy !req
526. You do.Copy !req
527. Thanks.Copy !req
528. No problem.Copy !req
529. I'll come back up and check
on you in, like, an hour.Copy !req