1. These looks were easy to designCopy !req
2. once I found my inspiration,Copy !req
3. which is Central Park,
of course.Copy !req
4. And it didn't need to be
complicated.Copy !req
5. I said to the team,
"Let's make it chic,Copy !req
6. "let's make it expensive,Copy !req
7. and the clothes should feel like
a picnic in a Manet." You know?Copy !req
8. And who is this
interesting fellow?Copy !req
9. This is Mr. Spagooti.
He's a rock star.Copy !req
10. The kids love him
like a sex god.Copy !req
11. He's a traditional manga artist
from Tel AvivCopy !req
12. collaborating on
our athletic wear line.Copy !req
13. We will incorporate his drawingsCopy !req
14. throughout the collection
like this.Copy !req
15. With jacquard,Copy !req
16. along with the number five
at the backCopy !req
17. to commemorate our anniversary.Copy !req
18. Get this girl a cigarette.
She's freezing. Come on.Copy !req
19. Well, I've taken enough
of your time.Copy !req
20. I'll leave you to your work.Copy !req
21. It was great to see you again,
Chairman.Copy !req
22. Oh, just before I forget,
just one more thing.Copy !req
23. My grandson is a huge fan.Copy !req
24. I-I heard. I will
send him a signed sampleCopy !req
25. as soon as they're in.Copy !req
26. He would be most grateful.Copy !req
27. They sell out too fast,
even for me.Copy !req
28. Eniola will send a package over.Copy !req
29. Okay. Fine.Copy !req
30. - Whoa!Copy !req
31. - Dope!Copy !req
32. You remember that
Tommy Hilfiger thing?Copy !req
33. Man, Tommy Hilfiger—Copy !req
34. Is Tommy Gear owned
by a white person?Copy !req
35. - It's got to be an Indian.
- He got to be Indian.Copy !req
36. Hey, yo, dude coming down the
steps look like Drop Dead Fred.Copy !req
37. - Good morning.
- Hey.
- Good morning.Copy !req
38. - Hi.
- Hi. Good morning.Copy !req
39. Oh.Copy !req
40. Thank you so much
for meeting usCopy !req
41. on such short notice.Copy !req
42. We are so happy to meet you.Copy !req
43. I am a little bit— Look,Copy !req
44. can we get some food first?
'Cause all I had wasCopy !req
45. that English breakfast,
and that did not hit,Copy !req
46. so I need a real meal.Copy !req
47. Yeah, anything you want.Copy !req
48. Um, let's place a food order
right now. Yeah.Copy !req
49. - All right, bet. You ready?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
50. Can I get smoked ribs
with a dry rub?Copy !req
51. And, um, let me get
a-a simple, God,Copy !req
52. a simple-ass mac and cheese,
please. Thank you.Copy !req
53. Certainly. And anything
for you, Earn?Copy !req
54. Oh, I'm good.Copy !req
55. Darius, you want anything?Copy !req
56. Yeah. Jollof rice.Copy !req
57. Jollof? I haven't heard of it.Copy !req
58. It's as if your taste buds
are being scammedCopy !req
59. by a Nigerian prince
at a Burna concert.Copy !req
60. - Okay.
- One of those, please.Copy !req
61. So, yes, uh, joll-of
for Darius.Copy !req
62. And now that lunch is settled,Copy !req
63. you've probably heard about
our little mix-up.Copy !req
64. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah...Copy !req
65. Look, we want to apologize
to the community properlyCopy !req
66. with your help, you know.Copy !req
67. All right, what I got to do?Copy !req
68. So, nothing.
That's the beauty of it.Copy !req
69. There's a press event later
where we'd introduce youCopy !req
70. and the rest of our new
diversity advisory boardCopy !req
71. to our partnership.
And Eniola will be your liaison.Copy !req
72. What's the financial aspect
to this?Copy !req
73. We can't give you actual cashCopy !req
74. 'cause that would look
disingenuous.Copy !req
75. But, well, we-we can donate
to any charityCopy !req
76. or foundation of your choosing.Copy !req
77. All right. Okay.Copy !req
78. Uh, but I'm gonna need
a custom suitCopy !req
79. for the press event.Copy !req
80. A custom suit. Uh, yeah. Okay.Copy !req
81. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
82. Three.Copy !req
83. Okay, yes. Three. Okay.Copy !req
84. I need a bunch of clothes, too.Copy !req
85. Free.Copy !req
86. - Uh, yeah. Okay.
- Fine.Copy !req
87. - Three years.
For three years.
- Whoa.Copy !req
88. Three? In the studio
we'll try on a lot of clothes.Copy !req
89. - A lot of clothes. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
90. - Okay. Okay.
- Free tailoring, too.Copy !req
91. Okay, easy.Copy !req
92. Uh, I'll send the tailor up,
and you can then... Okay?Copy !req
93. Gentlemen, it has been
such a pleasure.Copy !req
94. Thank you so much.Copy !req
95. Lovely to meet you.Copy !req
96. And anything in the showroom
is yours, okay?Copy !req
97. - Eh, even this?
- No, no. Except that.Copy !req
98. - What you mean, man? Come on.
- Okay. Bye-bye, bye-bye.Copy !req
99. It's, like, the most exclusive
thing you got.Copy !req
100. What's up?Copy !req
101. - We can talk later.
- No, nigga, say it now.Copy !req
102. Man, he don't even
speak English anyway.Copy !req
103. This feels like
an Uncle Tom photo op.Copy !req
104. Why are we doing this?Copy !req
105. Man, you know how hard it isCopy !req
106. for me to get, like,
designer shit freeCopy !req
107. from my stylists, in Atlanta?Copy !req
108. This way I'm plugged in.Copy !req
109. Yeah, but you can
buy all that shit.Copy !req
110. I shouldn't have to, man.Copy !req
111. We work too damn hard.Copy !req
112. This way we get free gifts,
runway seats,Copy !req
113. free designer bags
for the thots, man.Copy !req
114. Shit, my drip gonna
completely change.Copy !req
115. You're not worried about,Copy !req
116. you know,
what the streets think?Copy !req
117. The streets?Copy !req
118. Man, fuck the streets.
Man, I've shot niggas.Copy !req
119. Finito. Should be two hours.Copy !req
120. All right. Gracias.Copy !req
121. Reputation.
You trying to tell meCopy !req
122. that you, uh, you wouldn't take
any of theseCopy !req
123. free designer gifts?Copy !req
124. Free shoes?
You wouldn't do that?Copy !req
125. If it was me?Copy !req
126. Yeah, I might still
do it, but...Copy !req
127. I'd make sure they put me
on the boardCopy !req
128. for at least five years so I
could learn the infrastructure.Copy !req
129. Then I'd start my own program.Copy !req
130. Like teach Black people
how to reinvestCopy !req
131. in their communities.Copy !req
132. Like help out Black
entrepreneursCopy !req
133. and business owners.Copy !req
134. Like a "reinvest in your hood"
campaign.Copy !req
135. Something that might
actually help people.Copy !req
136. Ooh, Lord, man, I don't know
why I asked,Copy !req
137. 'cause I knew you was
gonna be on thatCopy !req
138. "spook sitting by the door,"
Martin Luther King,Copy !req
139. Ebeneezer Baptist Church shit.Copy !req
140. - Goddamn, man. Like...Copy !req
141. And you know what they do
to that dude every time.Copy !req
142. - Yeah.
- Say it with me.Copy !req
143. They kill him.Copy !req
144. Thank you, man.Copy !req
145. Try them shoes on.Copy !req
146. Hi. I'm Sharon,
head of hospitality.Copy !req
147. - Are you Darius?
- Yes.Copy !req
148. Hi. Um, I got an email requestCopy !req
149. for jollof.Copy !req
150. - Yeah.
- It's so weird.Copy !req
151. My husband and I, we know every
Michelin place in town,Copy !req
152. but I don't know that.Copy !req
153. Is that—
It's Ghanaian, right?Copy !req
154. No, no.Copy !req
155. Who told you that?
Was it a Ghanaian?Copy !req
156. No. No.Copy !req
157. Um, it's just my mistake.Copy !req
158. Is there a particular place
that you go to?Copy !req
159. There is a place across town
that's supposed to be legendary.Copy !req
160. It's just too out
of the way, but...Copy !req
161. Oh, we can take you.Copy !req
162. - Yeah? Are you sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
163. That's literally my job, babe.Copy !req
164. We'll gather up
all the gift bags,Copy !req
165. and I will call the car
around, yeah?Copy !req
166. - Let's do it.
- Great.Copy !req
167. - Hey, Sam.
- Hey, boo.Copy !req
168. Mwah. Ooh, cute.Copy !req
169. Thank you.Copy !req
170. Uh, how are you not freezing?
Where are your pants?Copy !req
171. Girl, I'm hot, if anything.Copy !req
172. Khalil, you're a damn liar.Copy !req
173. Beauty is pain.Copy !req
174. Demarco.Copy !req
175. That's Rose.Copy !req
176. Voice of an angel.Copy !req
177. Hi, I'm Khalil—
activist, writer, foodie.Copy !req
178. I know who you are, man.Copy !req
179. So, is this your first time
apologizing for white people?Copy !req
180. - Apologizing?
- Yeah. It's the best.Copy !req
181. The dinners are amazing.Copy !req
182. I haven't paid for a meal
in 73 police shootings.Copy !req
183. - Oh, I think we're on.Copy !req
184. I forgive you.Copy !req
185. This is probably some bullshit.Copy !req
186. I am the least prejudiced
person in this room,Copy !req
187. in the world, even.Copy !req
188. So what do I do now,Copy !req
189. just perform a couple of songs
or some shit?Copy !req
190. After Bouchet is done
apologizing,Copy !req
191. they'll open the floor
to questions.Copy !req
192. Just say they didn't mean it,Copy !req
193. smile and take these pictures.Copy !req
194. We need to reflect,Copy !req
195. - and we need to move on.Copy !req
196. Hey. Relax, sweetie.Copy !req
197. You got this.Copy !req
198. And we are investigating
ourselves internally.Copy !req
199. And now I proudly cede
to our panel of experts.Copy !req
200. Clermont with Le Parisien.Copy !req
201. Um, Paper Boi,
after this, is racism over?Copy !req
202. Um...Copy !req
203. - Fuck no. Obviously.Copy !req
204. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
205. I mean, look, la— look
at the porn industry, right?Copy !req
206. - They be having bitches...
- I think what he meansCopy !req
207. is that with our new initiative,Copy !req
208. we believe racism
will be done by 2024.Copy !req
209. Oh!Copy !req
210. This movie is so crazy.Copy !req
211. Yeah.Copy !req
212. Is it Hamlet?Copy !req
213. Not quite.Copy !req
214. It's called Sharon Stone.Copy !req
215. - It has a sequel.
- Ah.Copy !req
216. The atmosphere in this place
is so cool.Copy !req
217. - Oh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
218. - Welcome to Eko Chops.
- Hi.Copy !req
219. - Hey.
- I'm Mimi. Any drinks?Copy !req
220. Uh, water's fine.Copy !req
221. - Tap. Tap would be...
- Okay.Copy !req
222. I'll be right back
to explain the menu.Copy !req
223. - Okay.
- A-Actually, I know what I want.Copy !req
224. I'm just gonna do Moin-Moin
with the egg or some liver.Copy !req
225. Liver? Are you Naija?Copy !req
226. - Yes, I'm Naija.
- Ooh.Copy !req
227. Couldn't tell.
Your hair is so Igbo.Copy !req
228. River State. Ijaw.Copy !req
229. - Oh, yeah?
- Mm.Copy !req
230. - Rivers boy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
231. When was the last time you went?Copy !req
232. - Uh, don't do this to me.Copy !req
233. It's been too long.Copy !req
234. The Moin-Moin is plain.Copy !req
235. For next time, bring
your own meat or vegetableCopy !req
236. you want them to put in.Copy !req
237. The kitchen will cook
for you no problem.Copy !req
238. Um, thank you, Auntie.Copy !req
239. Oya, what you want to eat?Copy !req
240. Uh...Copy !req
241. Oh, I meant to ask you earlier,Copy !req
242. what does "Naija" mean?Copy !req
243. - Naija means Nigerian.
- Ah.Copy !req
244. Yeah, this is
a Nigerian restaurant,Copy !req
245. Nigerian food
and Nigerian music playing.Copy !req
246. I see.Copy !req
247. And apart from the goat,
this dish is exquisite.Copy !req
248. Is it just rice?Copy !req
249. - It's jollof. Naija jollof.
- Oh.Copy !req
250. And what, what's she eating?Copy !req
251. It's okra soup.Copy !req
252. Ugh, I love her.Copy !req
253. - Yeah, she's sweet.
- I need to get
her business card.Copy !req
254. There is a lot
of growth potential.Copy !req
255. Uh, my husband, he has
lots of commissary kitchensCopy !req
256. all over the city.Copy !req
257. It's all about good PR.Copy !req
258. Cool.Copy !req
259. Yes, mainly
fish and chip trucks,Copy !req
260. but he's moving
into brick and mortar.Copy !req
261. I'm actually joining him
full-time.Copy !req
262. I feel like boneless fish
is an abomination.Copy !req
263. Oh, God, I know. I hate fish.Copy !req
264. I mean, I like fish,
but boneless fish is...Copy !req
265. Is your Shazam working?Copy !req
266. Mine's not working.Copy !req
267. Homestretch.
Hope you're all rested.Copy !req
268. Um, I'll be here to take notes
for the committee.Copy !req
269. Alfred, why don't you go first?Copy !req
270. What do you want
out of this meeting?Copy !req
271. Shit, all right, okay. Uh...Copy !req
272. You know, I'm—
This is somethingCopy !req
273. I've been thinking about
for a long time, right?Copy !req
274. So, you know,Copy !req
275. obviously, everybody at this
table has the opportunityCopy !req
276. - to help Black people.
- Right. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.Copy !req
277. Go on.Copy !req
278. Yeah, so, um...Copy !req
279. I was thinking
that we could do, like, a...Copy !req
280. - like a capsule collection.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
281. Yeah, a-and a campaign.Copy !req
282. A campaign to, um,
teach Black peopleCopy !req
283. how to reinvest
back into their communities.Copy !req
284. - Hmm.Copy !req
285. - Cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
286. - Oh.
- Demarco, what do you want?Copy !req
287. Uh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
288. Yeah, I-I want the new
Off-White Nikes. Signed.Copy !req
289. And a round trip to Mauritius,
business class.Copy !req
290. - Mm-hmm.
- Business class, though.Copy !req
291. - Mm-hmm.
- Sam?Copy !req
292. I want 1,000 copies of my bookCopy !req
293. to be purchased
for sensitivity training.Copy !req
294. She'll work on that.Copy !req
295. I wish for ten tickets
to Raisin in the Sun,Copy !req
296. for my charity,Copy !req
297. and Julia Roberts
better be in it,Copy !req
298. not an understudy
like last time.Copy !req
299. - Mm-hmm.
- Ooh, and a hookupCopy !req
300. to the new
Black Panther 2 premiere.Copy !req
301. - Okay.
- Yeah, I could fuckCopy !req
302. with some Black Panther tickets,
too, actually.Copy !req
303. - Me, too.
- Black Panther tickets.Copy !req
304. - Black Panther? The...?
- Yeah. The second film.Copy !req
305. - Make sure it's
the second film, though.
- Right.Copy !req
306. - Right.
- Hey, hold— hold up.Copy !req
307. H-Hold the fuck...Copy !req
308. How does any of that, man,Copy !req
309. how does any of that
help Black people?Copy !req
310. Shit, man, well, look, I'm BlackCopy !req
311. and it's helping me
a whole, a whole lot, so...Copy !req
312. My nigga... are you Black?Copy !req
313. Am I...Copy !req
314. Am I, am I Black?Copy !req
315. Khalil, man,
I don't, I don't even knowCopy !req
316. what your charity does, man.Copy !req
317. It's in my book.Copy !req
318. Buy a copy.Copy !req
319. It's like Blue Man Group.Copy !req
320. But activism.
It's quite genius.Copy !req
321. - Al?Copy !req
322. - Mm?
- No offense,Copy !req
323. but we've been
in social justice awhile.Copy !req
324. We know what we're doing.Copy !req
325. That's fair. Yep.Copy !req
326. I'm just saying
that Black peopleCopy !req
327. don't really fuck with y'all
like that.Copy !req
328. I mean, the streets
are saying that-that y'allCopy !req
329. - full of shit, so...
- Uh, that's rude.Copy !req
330. I mean, come on, man.Copy !req
331. Like, we sitting here,
a bunch of Black people—Copy !req
332. Black-adjacent influencers—
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
333. Like, I got a lot of ideas.Copy !req
334. All right?
I can help you, you know?Copy !req
335. If you listen to me, I mean,
you know, just hear me out.Copy !req
336. as soon as I get back,
all right?Copy !req
337. It was good to see you.Copy !req
338. Hey, um, is there
an Apple Store near here?Copy !req
339. - I-I nicked my Watch.
- One moment, sir.Copy !req
340. Hi.Copy !req
341. Hey. How are you?Copy !req
342. Fine.Copy !req
343. Good.Copy !req
344. What the hell's wrong with you?Copy !req
345. What?Copy !req
346. Where have you been?Copy !req
347. I've been shopping.Copy !req
348. I was thinking about
how Grace JonesCopy !req
349. has all these, like, male suits,
and I kind of wanted one.Copy !req
350. I also got this really cool,
like, '80s wig.Copy !req
351. It's been weeks.Copy !req
352. You give me a thumbs-up emoji?Copy !req
353. Are you serious?Copy !req
354. You guys are busy.Copy !req
355. You're working.Copy !req
356. I'm just kind of
doing my own thing.Copy !req
357. It's not really
that big of a deal.Copy !req
358. I mean, you guys didn't plan
for me to come here.Copy !req
359. Yeah, you can't do that.Copy !req
360. Okay? You can't just disappear.Copy !req
361. Okay? We're parents.Copy !req
362. I mean, what if something
had happened to you?Copy !req
363. What if you were,
like, kidnapped?Copy !req
364. I called your mom. She didn't
even know where you were.Copy !req
365. Does your mom know
where you are right now?Copy !req
366. I saw you. I saw what you did.Copy !req
367. What?Copy !req
368. You stole that from the shop.Copy !req
369. This? I just bought this
at Christine's down the street.Copy !req
370. You stole it and I am not going
to let you get away with it.Copy !req
371. Because I'm Black and you think
I can't pay for it?Copy !req
372. - Lady, I think
you've made a mistake.Copy !req
373. Call the police. I am holding
you here till the police come.Copy !req
374. - Hey. Let go of me.
What is wrong with you?
- Hey. Hey— What...Copy !req
375. - Let go of her.
You're just accusing people.
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
376. No, it's all up to me.
You're going to jail.Copy !req
377. What— Get off!Copy !req
378. - Is something wrong?
- Yes.Copy !req
379. This woman came in
accusing my fiancéeCopy !req
380. of stealing a wig
that we just boughtCopy !req
381. - from Christine's.
- She stole it.Copy !req
382. Ma'am, are you staying here?Copy !req
383. - Uh, I am making
a citizen's arrest.
- Ma'am, leave this hotelCopy !req
384. - or I will call the police.Copy !req
385. I'm sorry for that, sir.Copy !req
386. You know,
they can't find our bags,Copy !req
387. they can't find our name
in the system,Copy !req
388. they don't know
where our room is.Copy !req
389. We're been sitting here
for hours.Copy !req
390. She doesn't even like London.Copy !req
391. I'm trying
to get her to move here,Copy !req
392. and then this racist shit
happens.Copy !req
393. - It's-it's unbelievable.
- Let me check on your room.Copy !req
394. Regardless, we'll get you
a top roomCopy !req
395. free of charge for the night.Copy !req
396. I can pay for the room.
I just want our bags.Copy !req
397. The first night is on us.
Apologies, sir.Copy !req
398. Are you staying here?Copy !req
399. I am now.Copy !req
400. All right, soCopy !req
401. we open on a Black girl—
no, a Black woman—Copy !req
402. and she is getting paid,
you heard,Copy !req
403. 'cause she's the boss, right?Copy !req
404. So she's only goingCopy !req
405. to Black businesses
and she's giving her dollarsCopy !req
406. to the Black businesses,
you know, and one at a time,Copy !req
407. just going,
"Hey, reinvest in your hood.Copy !req
408. Reinvest in your hood."Copy !req
409. And we should just
call that the, um...Copy !req
410. Reinvest in Your Hood campaign.Copy !req
411. Yeah, I wasn't
listening at first,Copy !req
412. but that's actually
not a bad idea.Copy !req
413. Yeah, we could do one
for Brixton, too.Copy !req
414. - Mm.
- And we can, like,Copy !req
415. include their social media
handles or something.Copy !req
416. - Mm-hmm.
- Maybe you should think big,Copy !req
417. - like scholarships.
- Hey.Copy !req
418. - An apprenticeship program
with Black fashion students.
- Yes.Copy !req
419. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.Copy !req
420. If I had a sandwich
for every niggaCopy !req
421. who thought he could
change something,Copy !req
422. - I'd be Jimmy John.
- Yeah.Copy !req
423. He's right, y'all. That shit
sounds expensive as hell.Copy !req
424. I managed to squeeze out
a discretionary fundCopy !req
425. of 60,000 euros.Copy !req
426. Damn!Copy !req
427. — 60
- K? Girl, lead with that.Copy !req
428. Well, that's a no-brainer.
Why don't we do itCopy !req
429. through my organization
Open Arms?Copy !req
430. - Mm-hmm.
- Hey, hold up.Copy !req
431. You got the
donation money last time, nigga.Copy !req
432. - It's my turn.
- That little NAACP
endowment bullshit?Copy !req
433. - That don't even count, man.
- Listen, that's not
how it works.Copy !req
434. Hey, look, it's time
for DemarcoCopy !req
435. - to get his.
- Yeah, it don't sound right.Copy !req
436. Over my handsome...Copy !req
437. That don't sound right
when you say it.Copy !req
438. Does he say "nigga" a lot?Copy !req
439. - It just don't feel right.
- Decorum!Copy !req
440. - Sit down, Dozle.
Why don't you sit down, Dozle?
- I wish you would, Khalil.Copy !req
441. - I wish you would, Khalil.
- Sit down, Dozle.Copy !req
442. - Why don't you sit...
- Decorum! Decorum.Copy !req
443. Sit your asses down.Copy !req
444. Eniola, go ahead, baby.Copy !req
445. It's Alfred's idea.Copy !req
446. He decides.Copy !req
447. Hey.Copy !req
448. Do the right thing, brother.Copy !req
449. Khalil.Copy !req
450. I'll hammer out the details
with Marcello.Copy !req
451. - Mm-hmm.
- Eniola, can you let Wendy
know I'd likeCopy !req
452. a five-minute meeting today
if possible?Copy !req
453. - Mm-hmm.
- For real? So y'all...Copy !req
454. Y'all really gonna do it?Copy !req
455. - That's right.
- Ooh, we should get youCopy !req
456. to film your own pitch
for Marcello.Copy !req
457. Show him how passionate
you are about the campaign.Copy !req
458. Yeah. All right.
Yeah, shit. Yeah.Copy !req
459. - Yeah, yeah.
- Eniola, can you pack me
a to-go plate?Copy !req
460. - I'm not your assistant.
- Meeting adjourned.Copy !req
461. - Wow.Copy !req
462. - Hey, what's up?
This is Paper Boi,Copy !req
463. and I just want to throw
a pitch out there for you.Copy !req
464. Uh, you know what I'm saying,
I just got this ideaCopy !req
465. about Black people making money,
you know what I'm saying,Copy !req
466. and putting them Black dollars
in Black hands,Copy !req
467. and then we just support
Black businesses, right?Copy !req
468. 'Cause if you take them dollars
and put them backCopy !req
469. in your neighborhood,
your neighborhood will grow.Copy !req
470. So I figure we just call itCopy !req
471. the Reinvest in Your Hood
campaign, right?Copy !req
472. You know what I mean, like,
just, like, think about it.Copy !req
473. Reinvest in Your Hood.Copy !req
474. Reinvest
in Your Hood.Copy !req
475. Reinvest in Your Hood!Copy !req
476. Yo! Darius.Copy !req
477. Over here.Copy !req
478. - How the hell are you?
- Sharon?Copy !req
479. One s...
Uh, yeah, brown jollof,Copy !req
480. - I'm lost.
- shredded carrots,
golden raisins,Copy !req
481. - and kids jollof.
- Um, Eko Chops... What happened?Copy !req
482. - Anything else?
- We were just there.Copy !req
483. - Sharon. Sharon.
- Yeah, should be ready
in, like, ten minutes.Copy !req
484. Yeah, see you then. Bye-bye.Copy !req
485. Oh, my God,
I'm so glad to bump into you.Copy !req
486. Surprise.Copy !req
487. I quit my job
and we bought the place.Copy !req
488. You bought the place?Copy !req
489. Mm-hmm.
It's a-it's a Naija Bowl now.Copy !req
490. Uh, grab a stool.
I'm coming out.Copy !req
491. Oh, one Malibu
and one cheesy jollof.Copy !req
492. Got it.Copy !req
493. Yeah, so the landlord had been
trying to sell for months,Copy !req
494. so we just, you know,
sweetened the pot.Copy !req
495. So s-she relocated?
Where's Mimi?Copy !req
496. I don't know. We actually...Copy !req
497. We never exchanged info, so...Copy !req
498. Dude, you've got to try this.
I want to get your thoughts.Copy !req
499. What's in it?Copy !req
500. It's a peach barbecue reduction
and chunks.Copy !req
501. I call it The Darius,
'cause you're from Georgia.Copy !req
502. Okay. Um...Copy !req
503. Don't I gotta pay for this?Copy !req
504. No. It's on me.Copy !req
505. And your money
is literally no good here.Copy !req
506. Card only.Copy !req
507. Oh, a customer. BRB.Copy !req
508. No. No.Copy !req
509. Mm-mmm. Not doing that.Copy !req
510. Uh, you should recycle that.Copy !req
511. Thank you.Copy !req
512. Hey, what's up? It's Paper Boi,Copy !req
513. and I just want to throw a
pitch out there for you.Copy !req
514. Reinvest in Your Hood.
Your Hood.Copy !req
515. Think about it, 'cause if we
take them dollars and put themCopy !req
516. back in your neighborhood,
your neighborhood will grow.Copy !req
517. Reinvest in Your Hood.Copy !req
518. Your Hood. Your Hood.Copy !req
519. We're all from some hood, man.Copy !req
520. Some hood.Copy !req
521. We're all from some hood.Copy !req
522. - We're all from some hood.
- Some hood.Copy !req
523. We're all from some hood.Copy !req
524. Reinvest in Your Hood.Copy !req
525. - Reinvest in Your Hood.
- Your hood.Copy !req
526. Reinvest in our hoods.Copy !req
527. Yeah, see, y'all got
to invest shit.Copy !req
528. Talking big money, nigga.Copy !req
529. We're all from some hood.Copy !req
530. Reinvest in Your Hood.Copy !req
531. Reinvest in Your Hood!Copy !req
532. Why the fuck can't I go in here?
That's some bullshit!Copy !req
533. What the fuck y'all clapping
for, man? What's going on?Copy !req
534. Monsieur Paper Boi,
your advertisement was super.Copy !req
535. Oh, it's super...
I don't give a shit, nigga.Copy !req
536. Y'all stole my shit.
What the fuck?Copy !req
537. No, Al, we made the commercial.
You're not happy?Copy !req
538. Nigga, you All Lives Matter-ed
my shit.Copy !req
539. - Hell no I ain't happy.
- No, it's more inclusive,
uh, like this.Copy !req
540. It's m-more attitude
of collaboration.Copy !req
541. Hey, look, tell me this,
tell me this.Copy !req
542. What y'all do about
the programs in Atlanta, huh?Copy !req
543. We farmed it out
to the Red Cross, I believe.Copy !req
544. - The Red Cross?
- Yeah, you know,
like blood drives.Copy !req
545. Nigga, I know what the fuck
the Red Cross is!Copy !req
546. It's the worst one!Copy !req
547. - Everybody needs blood.
- That ain't what
I asked for, man.Copy !req
548. Them niggas ain't never gonna
see that fucking money now.Copy !req
549. - Alfred, a word. Outside.
- What? You tell me aboutCopy !req
550. - the fucking Red Cross...
- Outside? Listen, listen.Copy !req
551. What the fuck they gonna do
about that shit, man?Copy !req
552. And they're supposed to call
it the... You supposedCopy !req
553. - to reinvest...
- I need you to...Copy !req
554. Get your hands off me!Copy !req
555. - Listen, listen, relax.
- I'm talking to you...
Stop playing with me, man!Copy !req
556. - Relax, relax.
- What I want to do
is go in there with a batCopy !req
557. - Oh, you want to go in there
and beat their asses...
- and knock they asses...Copy !req
558. Yeah, I want to do that, man!
Why you ain't mad?Copy !req
559. why?Copy !req
560. Why would a company
make a projectCopy !req
561. that would teach Black peopleCopy !req
562. to stop buying their products
and reinvest in their own?Copy !req
563. - Man...
- W-Why would they fund
their own demise?Copy !req
564. That's not a business.Copy !req
565. That's a charity.Copy !req
566. They were never gonna
make that commercial.Copy !req
567. - That's whyCopy !req
568. you need your own nonprofit.Copy !req
569. You control that money.Copy !req
570. That's how I managed
- to squeeze 100
- K out of themCopy !req
571. for my own charity.Copy !req
572. Look, I told you,
I've been doingCopy !req
573. this social justice thing
a long time.Copy !req
574. Hey. Look, Black Panther
premiere is coming up.Copy !req
575. Do you want to go?
Got an extra ticket.Copy !req
576. No, man.Copy !req
577. Whoopi Goldberg and Larenz Tate
are in this one.Copy !req
578. Larenz Tate.Copy !req
579. - Larenz Tate, hmm?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
580. No. No, I'm-I'm good. I'm good.Copy !req
581. I'm good.Copy !req
582. All right, suit yourself.Copy !req
583. Think about what I said.Copy !req
584. What's up?Copy !req
585. Do you remember on Nickelodeon
around HalloweenCopy !req
586. they'd have Nick or Treat?Copy !req
587. Like "trick or treat"
on-on Nickelodeon?Copy !req
588. Oh, yeah, I think I do, yeah.Copy !req
589. Think about that.Copy !req
590. - Nigga Treat.Copy !req
591. - I never heard "Nick or Treat."Copy !req
592. I've been playing this song
all over Europe.Copy !req
593. You know it?Copy !req
594. Yeah, I know this song.Copy !req
595. It's pretty.Copy !req
596. This surround sound is so good.Copy !req
597. Mmm.Copy !req
598. I'm sorry about, um...Copy !req
599. earlier.Copy !req
600. What do you mean?Copy !req
601. Before the lady, I...Copy !req
602. kind of felt
like I was attacking you.Copy !req
603. I was just worried.Copy !req
604. Oh, Earn.Copy !req
605. You worry about everything.Copy !req
606. That's not true.Copy !req
607. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
608. But you shouldn't be.Copy !req
609. You know,Copy !req
610. Darius says that...Copy !req
611. this is all a simulation.Copy !req
612. Yeah, that sounds like him.Copy !req
613. Did you, um...Copy !req
614. did you steal that wig?Copy !req