1. - David!
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2. David!
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3. Syd?
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4. Legion.
All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.
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5. FX presents Atlanta.
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6. Geez.
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7. - This place is a mess.
- Mm.
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8. You ever hear of a trash can?
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9. - And I know you know
how to fold.
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10. Uh-uh. Get up.
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11. You know good and well I did not
raise a son this lazy.
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12. Get on up now.
It's close to noon.
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13. Yeah?
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14. Hey, it's Earn.
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15. Um, just checking in.
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16. You
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17. Al?
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18. Yeah, man. I'm-I'm-I'm...
yeah, I'm okay.
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19. All right. Good.
Um, did you get a chance
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20. to look over those forms yet?
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21. They need them to be signed
by Wednesday.
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22. Nope. I, um...
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23. I ain't get a chance yet.
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24. - Okay. Just...
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25. What's up, bro?
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26. Hey.
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27. You all right?
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28. Yeah.
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29. Hungry?
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30. Nah, bruh. I'm good.
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31. You sure? I just learned
how to make pasta.
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32. Nigga, when'd you learn
to make pasta?
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33. In a dream.
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34. Yeah, Mayor McCheese was there,
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35. the girl from Dharma and Greg...
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36. - Oh, that's, um...
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37. that's my ride, man.
I'll see you later.
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38. Is that Sierra?
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39. Yeah.
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40. - Mm.
What, man?
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41. Nothing, man. I just, you know,
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42. I thought you were allergic
to girlfriends.
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43. - Man, Sierra ain't
my girlfriend.
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44. Well, make sure you ask her
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45. if she wants some
of this fire pasta. Yeah?
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46. I will, um,
keep that in mind, bruh.
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47. - I'll see you later.
- Mm-hmm.
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48. All right, I'm serious, man.
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49. I'm-a put my foot up in this.
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50. (car engine revs,
hip
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51. What's up, girl?
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52. You know I used to dance
around here, right?
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53. In that strip club right there.
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54. Yeah. Yeah, you told me.
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55. You ever go in there?
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56. Shit. Sometimes.
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57. Well, maybe you seen me
there before.
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58. Like, before we was
anything special.
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59. Shit, I could've been grinding
on your junk
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60. thinking you was just another
dumb, broke nigga.
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61. - Mm-hmm.
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62. And I could've thought you was
just another stuck-up ho
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63. with too many damn
stretch marks.
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64. You crazy, girl.
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65. God, I'm so glad
you could kick it today.
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66. - Yeah.
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67. I swear,
I don't see nobody no more.
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68. It's just photo shoots
and appearances.
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69. Shit is crazy.
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70. Yeah, I hear that.
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71. Yeah. You get it, right?
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72. - Mm-hmm.
- Mm.
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73. It's nice to be around someone
who gets it.
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74. DJ :
106.5 The Jam.
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75. Nothing but the hits.
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76. Oh, shit.
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77. Aah!
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78. Yeah!
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79. How's it going?
Go over here?
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80. Yo, Alfred.
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81. Yo.
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82. You should get these shoes.
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83. I ain't got no interest
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84. in looking like no damn
black Aladdin.
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85. Ugh. Whatever.
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86. That "dope boy from the hood"
act won't last long.
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87. Really? Since when
can you tell the future?
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88. - Uh, since I'm about that money.
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89. Y-You keep being smart,
but I'm serious.
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90. People gonna get tired
of seeing a sweaty nigga
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91. in a polo and cargo shorts.
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92. Nobody wants somebody famous
to look just like them.
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93. Yo, how much are they?
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94. Man, who cares?
If you like them,
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95. have your manager get them
for you for free.
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96. Yeah, that ain't happening.
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97. Yeah, why?
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98. 'Cause Earn, man, he don't...
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99. he don't know
how to do all that.
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100. He don't get you free shit?
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101. I mean, he get me liquor
sent to the house sometimes,
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102. - but other than that...
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103. Oh, my God! Baby.
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104. Baby, you got to level up.
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105. Get you a manager
with a big dick.
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106. You know, girl, I don't know
nothing about all that.
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107. Look, enough
with the kiddie shit.
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108. You need someone
who's working for you.
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109. - Whatever, girl.
- Mm-hmm.
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110. Uh, hello?
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111. Can we get some assistance?
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112. He needs to see a couple sizes
in this shoe.
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113. - Yeah.
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114. You bossing
white people around, huh?
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115. Hey, somebody got to do it.
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116. I got you.
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117. Aw.
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118. Huh?
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119. Ah, that girl
just posted that picture.
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120. So sweet.
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121. I love fans.
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122. Huh. Ooh!
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123. - I'm sorry.
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124. It tickled. I-I-I'm sorry.
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125. I ain't never felt nothing
like that before.
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126. Oh, you know, most guys would
not be caught dead in here.
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127. Is that right?
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128. Hell yeah. Niggas be acting
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129. like grooming theirself is gay.
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130. That shit's fucked up.
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131. - Ain't nothing wrong
with caring about your hair,
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132. your nails, your skin.
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133. Most niggas need makeup
more than I do.
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134. You don't need makeup.
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135. Aw, you're so sweet.
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136. No, I'm serious.
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137. It's my brand.
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138. I'm Instagram famous, boo.
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139. I can't be selling my wigs,
and out here looking janky.
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140. I got to compete with
white girls with lip fillers
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141. and butt injections, selling
lip gloss and spray tan.
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142. Shit.
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143. Everybody want
to be a black girl,
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144. but the black girls ain't
making no money from it.
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145. Hey!
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146. Watch it.
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147. Um, you need to post
on Instagram more.
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148. No, no.
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149. I hope your manager's
figured that out.
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150. - He...
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151. He's a...
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152. It don't even matter.
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153. Hey, look, no offense,
but, um...
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154. I ain't into all that fake shit.
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155. I'm just trying to stay real.
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156. Oh, that's funny?
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157. That shit funny to you?
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158. Kinda.
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159. Shit, you on the radio,
and you making money.
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160. You been not real.
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161. Uh-uh. Uh-uh, uh-uh.
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162. Y'all got to speak English
if you working on me.
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163. Don't play with me.
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164. I will call Marco over here,
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165. and he will bounce
both of your asses out the door.
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166. See? See, when they start
speaking in another language,
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167. that's when you know
they talking shit.
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168. Especially her.
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169. She got a attitude
every time I come up in here,
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170. talking to me up out her nose.
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171. Man, why you bring me here?
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172. Hmm?
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173. We hanging, Paper Boi.
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174. Sh...
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175. Look. I just think
we could be good together.
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176. Okay, so you want a boyfriend?
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177. We can get that money.
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178. We already getting money.
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179. We can attach our brands.
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180. Boost each other...
Look, we don't even
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181. have to fuck all the time.
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182. We just got to give them
something to talk about.
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183. Something like... this.
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184. Hey... Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
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185. Delete that picture, Sierra.
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186. Why?
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187. 'Cause I told you, I ain't into
that weird-ass fake shit.
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188. Uh, why are you so moody today?
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189. Because you ain't ask
my permission to take that,
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190. - that's why.
Nigga, you famous.
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191. Look, just delete
the damn photo, Sierra!
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192. What was I supposed to
say, "please"?
- I just told you,
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193. - I ain't about that...
- What, nigga,
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194. 'cause you real?
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195. Fuck this.
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196. You sitting over there, whining,
acting like you better than me
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197. 'cause I'm trying to get paid.
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198. Wake the fuck up.
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199. That shit ain't real.
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200. Look, I ain't got to stop
being me, all right?
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201. That's something boring-ass
people like your ass got to do.
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202. Well, where you going?
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203. I'm leaving.
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204. I drove.
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205. I can walk, ho.
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206. I told you, like,
50 times, man.
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207. There are no zero gravity scenes
in Star Wars.
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208. - Nigga, you ain't even seen
those movies.
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209. Why the fuck do you care?
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210. Whoa!
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211. You Paper Boi.
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212. What's up, man?
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213. Yo, this is so crazy.
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214. We've been listening to you
from the start.
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215. Man, we love
that new song, bruh.
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216. I've been driving
my momma crazy with it.
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217. I appreciate that, man.
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218. When I tell my brother
about this, he gonna trip.
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219. - Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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220. Yeah. So what
are you doing here?
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221. - I'm just living, man.
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222. You ain't got no car?
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223. I ain't allowed to walk?
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224. Aw, you keeping it real.
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225. That's what's up.
That's what's up.
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226. Yeah, that's right.
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227. Yeah.
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228. Well, shit.
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229. - I got his watch!
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230. Oh, shit!
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231. Paper Boi!
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232. - Hey, Paper Boi!
- Fuck!
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233. Where the fuck
you think you're going?
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234. Fuck!
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235. Shit.
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236. Okay.
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237. Okay.
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238. Okay.
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239. Oh, shit.
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240. Who's that?
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241. "Who's that?" That, that, that.
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242. What the fuck, man?
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243. - Shit.
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244. Hey, look, man, I don't-I don't
want no trouble, all right?
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245. I'm just passing through.
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246. You looking for them boys?
Them bad boys?
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247. Yeah. Yeah, you seen
which way they went?
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248. Yeah, I seen.
Th-They went that way.
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249. Then they went that way.
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250. Then they went there.
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251. - No.
- I'm sorry.
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252. - I'm just high.
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253. - Nah, man.
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254. Come on. Let me
give you some money.
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255. You can't go to the dance
without no money, boy.
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256. Let old Wally help you out.
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257. Wait. Wait!
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258. Please!
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259. I lost my baby.
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260. What?
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261. Take some ChapStick.
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262. I don't like sharing lip to lip.
You got germs?
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263. Don't follow me, man.
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264. Man, will you shut
the hell up, man?
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265. Stop following me!
Take your ass home.
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266. - You in bad shape, boy.
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267. - Oh, shit.
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268. Oh, come on, man.
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269. That's you.
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270. Deer guts.
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271. That's what I'll call you.
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272. Big ol' black-boy deer guts.
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273. You're stubborn.
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274. You're stubborn,
and you're black.
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275. I'm serious, man.
Leave me the fuck alone!
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276. Boy, you is just like your mama.
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277. What?
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278. What's the matter?
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279. You looking all crazy.
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280. Don't think you can out-slip me.
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281. Why you sitting?
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282. I'm tired, man.
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283. I'm tired.
I had a very bad day.
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284. Shit.
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285. Ah.
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286. I-I just need to think, man.
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287. Boy...
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288. - ain't nobody could do that.
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289. Nigga, you so damn useless.
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290. You better watch how you
talk to people, deer guts.
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291. You sit around in people's
houses insulting 'em.
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292. You better stand up
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293. about how you
getting out of here.
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294. Nigga, just leave me alone.
Goddamn.
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295. Make the decision.
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296. Nigga...
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297. Keep standing still,
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298. you're gone, boy.
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299. You're wasting time.
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300. And the only people
who got time are dead.
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301. And if you're dead,
I'm gonna take them shoes
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302. and your wallet
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303. and that shirt.
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304. All right.
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305. I...
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306. Okay.
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307. Just...
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308. Shit.
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309. I'm-a count to 30,
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310. and if you ain't walked out
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311. I'm gonna hurt you,
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312. 'cause ain't nobody out here
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313. but you and me, boy.
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314. One... two... three...
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315. 12...
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316. 11... 13...
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317. 14... 15... 17...
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318. Shit!
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319. Hey, excuse me.
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320. A
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321. Uh, yeah, man.
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322. Yeah, I'm Paper Boi.
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323. You want a picture?
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324. Come on.
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325. All right. There you go.
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326. - Yeah, yeah. I got it.
- All right.
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327. Ready?
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328. Got to give,
like, a mob face, man.
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329. Yeah.
Do it again.
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330. You got it?
Take another one.
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331. Go ahead.
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332. All right, man.
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333. - Thank you.
- Yep.
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334. Be safe out here.
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335. Captioned by
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336. Trust.
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337. All new, Sundays at 10:00 on FX.
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338. How are you feeling
since our last season?
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339. I need to remind you,
what you think is real...
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340. never occurred.
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341. It's all in your head.
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342. Legion.
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343. It will take a steady hand—
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344. Should you
be drinking?
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345. Yes.
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346. a jaw of steel—
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347. That was a sucker punch.
Ow!
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348. Now, that's a sucker punch!
Ow!
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349. and a tub of coconut oil—
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350. That sounds fun.
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351. to escape alive.
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352. On three,
I start blastin'.
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353. - One—
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354. I am genuinely
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355. Archer Danger Island.
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356. Premieres Wednesday, April 25.
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