1. - Sh... Sorry.Copy !req
2. Do you got any dehydrated mango, ginger?Copy !req
3. Jicama, perhaps?Copy !req
4. Nah.Copy !req
5. Hmm.Copy !req
6. This place sucks.Copy !req
7. How much for that hat?Copy !req
8. And this?Copy !req
9. Ten dollars.Copy !req
10. Bet.Copy !req
11. Oh. Look at you.Copy !req
12. Hello?Copy !req
13. Hey, yeah, um, I'm here for the pickup.Copy !req
14. Thank you.Copy !req
15. Wow. I should probably... yeah.Copy !req
16. Okay.Copy !req
17. Hello?Copy !req
18. Hello?Copy !req
19. Um, I'm here for the... the, uh, pick...Copy !req
20. Was that Mr. Wonder?Copy !req
21. In the car?Copy !req
22. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
23. Music of My Mind.Copy !req
24. Masterpiece.Copy !req
25. I love Stevie.Copy !req
26. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
27. I-I like to, uh, listen
to it on long drivesCopy !req
28. because, uh, his songs
are long, you know?Copy !req
29. Yes.Copy !req
30. I'm Darius.Copy !req
31. Apologies.Copy !req
32. I'm Theodore Perkins.Copy !req
33. Please... call me Teddy.Copy !req
34. Come on. Please, come sit in the parlor.Copy !req
35. Oh, cool. I've never been in
a house with a parlor before.Copy !req
36. Would you like a glass of water?Copy !req
37. Yeah.Copy !req
38. Kind of parched.Copy !req
39. Darius would like a glass of
water when you have a moment.Copy !req
40. Would you like some?Copy !req
41. What is that?Copy !req
42. It's a soft-boiled ostrich egg.Copy !req
43. It's called an owl's casket.Copy !req
44. Nah, I'm good.Copy !req
45. So...Copy !req
46. you're here about the piano.Copy !req
47. How did you hear about it?Copy !req
48. Um...Copy !req
49. someone posted on the
biohacking message boardCopy !req
50. saying their boss had a
multicolored key piano.Copy !req
51. Trying to get rid of it. Free of charge.Copy !req
52. Sam. Was it Sam?Copy !req
53. My audiovisual woman.Copy !req
54. Uh, we don't use real names on
the message boards so, so maybe?Copy !req
55. Hmm. Oops.Copy !req
56. Are you a music lover?Copy !req
57. Yeah. Yeah, I consider myself... yeah.Copy !req
58. I work with a friend
of mine. He's a rapper.Copy !req
59. Rap.Copy !req
60. There's a funny one.Copy !req
61. I found it never quite
grew out of its adolescence.Copy !req
62. No, I wouldn't say that.Copy !req
63. You know, we got Jay-Z. He's, like, 65.Copy !req
64. But don't you find it
insufficient as an art form?Copy !req
65. Nah, I think, you know,
every now and again,Copy !req
66. people just want to have a good time.Copy !req
67. Good time.Copy !req
68. Hmm.Copy !req
69. How long have you played?Copy !req
70. Oh, you...Copy !req
71. you're talking about the piano.Copy !req
72. Uh, nah, I never studied.Copy !req
73. I just, uh, kind of
like the way it looks,Copy !req
74. especially this one
with the colored keys.Copy !req
75. Are you a fan of Benny's?Copy !req
76. Who?Copy !req
77. Benny Hope.Copy !req
78. The pianist.Copy !req
79. He's the one who owned the piano.Copy !req
80. He's my brother.Copy !req
81. Oh, sh-shit! Is that Keith Jarrett?Copy !req
82. Yes.Copy !req
83. - Let me look at that.
- Yes.Copy !req
84. And Stevie, as well.Copy !req
85. And Al Jarreau and Ahmad Jamal.Copy !req
86. I think Nina's over there somewhere.Copy !req
87. Ahmad and my brother,Copy !req
88. they had a residency
in New York together.Copy !req
89. Hmm. That's Flames, man.Copy !req
90. Yes. Flames.Copy !req
91. My-my brother and Ahmad,
they were staying at a-a hotelCopy !req
92. in Brooklyn off of Bergen Street.Copy !req
93. Eight dollars a night,
if you can believe it.Copy !req
94. He told me something I'll never forget.Copy !req
95. He said, "Your brother...Copy !req
96. plays pain better than anyone."Copy !req
97. Benny just played what he knew.Copy !req
98. Is he, uh, no longer with us?Copy !req
99. No, he's alive.Copy !req
100. He lives here with me.Copy !req
101. I take care of him.Copy !req
102. He developed a rare skin condition.Copy !req
103. Can no longer go in the sunlight.Copy !req
104. Yeah. You see, I keep
it quite dark in here.Copy !req
105. - Damn.
- Yeah.Copy !req
106. He must get depressed.Copy !req
107. It's not easy.Copy !req
108. But who knows?Copy !req
109. Maybe one day we'll get
a great album out of it.Copy !req
110. A masterpiece.Copy !req
111. Yeah. Righteous, brother.Copy !req
112. Uh, your, uh, your butler or whatever,Copy !req
113. they, um, didn't bring the water yet.Copy !req
114. Oh, I don't have a butler.Copy !req
115. I just use this to remember things.Copy !req
116. Finish that hat for Dionne Warwick.Copy !req
117. Wash your hands, immediately.Copy !req
118. Darius would like a glass of waterCopy !req
119. when you have a moment.Copy !req
120. Right then.Copy !req
121. Excuse me.Copy !req
122. This...Copy !req
123. Yeah, I can't sit next to this. Mm-mm.Copy !req
124. Mm.Copy !req
125. Uh-huh.Copy !req
126. Oh.Copy !req
127. - Oh!
- Ooh!Copy !req
128. What are you doing up here?Copy !req
129. Uh, I-I just heard the piano.Copy !req
130. It sounded great, so...Copy !req
131. Shh, shh. Benny, he... he's sleeping.Copy !req
132. He's very tired, um...Copy !req
133. he needs his rest.Copy !req
134. - You know?
- Okay.Copy !req
135. - Uh-huh. Okay.
- Thank you.Copy !req
136. Um, cool.Copy !req
137. Do you... do you still want the water?Copy !req
138. Oh... yeah.Copy !req
139. I can bring it to you.Copy !req
140. Downstairs.Copy !req
141. Bottled or tap?Copy !req
142. Uh... bottled, I guess.Copy !req
143. Oh. Bottled.Copy !req
144. I'll bring it... I have Fiji, and Evian.Copy !req
145. I'll mix it with some Poland Springs.Copy !req
146. Maybe a Voss?Copy !req
147. Okay.Copy !req
148. No, I'll see you downstairs.Copy !req
149. But I just wanted to ask...Copy !req
150. Okay.Copy !req
151. Why the fuck you still there?Copy !req
152. Look, man, I really,
really want this piano, man.Copy !req
153. It's nice.Copy !req
154. There's colored keys. And it's free.Copy !req
155. But is you willing to
die for it, though, man?Copy !req
156. I mean, he sound like a serial killer.Copy !req
157. And let me get a five cheese
Krystal combo, no fries.Copy !req
158. It's cheaper with fries.Copy !req
159. No fries.Copy !req
160. That's rich nigga shit, man.Copy !req
161. You don't know nothing about that.Copy !req
162. Look, man, if I leave, I'll regret it.Copy !req
163. And I got a two regret life limit pact.Copy !req
164. Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
165. A what?Copy !req
166. A two regret life limit pact.Copy !req
167. Somebody got to take
me out if I go over two.Copy !req
168. What? How would anyone know
you went over two regrets?Copy !req
169. I'd tell them.Copy !req
170. - Look...
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
171. Paper Boi!Copy !req
172. I mean, the dude is
obviously a weirdo, man.Copy !req
173. Look, now just play along with it,Copy !req
174. get the piano, get the hell up out.Copy !req
175. Yeah, but how, though, man?Copy !req
176. I feel like...Copy !req
177. like he stalling or something.Copy !req
178. Like he want to keep me here.Copy !req
179. Explain it again, man.Copy !req
180. Is Teddy the white
dude or the black dude?Copy !req
181. You know what? I don't even
think Teddy exists, bro.Copy !req
182. I feel like Benny created
Teddy to make up for the factCopy !req
183. that he made himself look like a ghoul.Copy !req
184. A ghoul?Copy !req
185. I mean, how bad is it?Copy !req
186. It's real bad, man.Copy !req
187. I mean, bad.Copy !req
188. The nigga look like somebody
left Sammy Sosa in the dryer.Copy !req
189. Sammy Sosa?Copy !req
190. Yeah. Skin bleaching?Copy !req
191. Look, have somebody type in, um,Copy !req
192. "Sammy Sosa hat" in Google image search.Copy !req
193. Hey, man, look, man.Copy !req
194. Sometimes, people come
over, they want a quarter,Copy !req
195. and they feel like they
can sit and chat and shit.Copy !req
196. But other people, you
know what I'm saying, like,Copy !req
197. they want an eighth, they pay
me, and they get the hell on.Copy !req
198. - Can I take a flick? To Laurence.
- Look, man...Copy !req
199. - Say happy birthday, Laurence.
- That's how I knowCopy !req
200. - that I'm simply a conduit...
- This nigga gonna stunt on meCopy !req
201. - with the new iPhone.
- between them and their weed.Copy !req
202. See, keep gunning, and
he ain't got no choiceCopy !req
203. but to make clear what he want from you.Copy !req
204. I see what you're saying.
I see, I see what you're...Copy !req
205. you're saying be unequivocally honestCopy !req
206. to make a healthy transaction.Copy !req
207. Wow, man, you know what?Copy !req
208. You keep this up, you could
be the next Steve Harvey, bro.Copy !req
209. Steve Harvey, nigga? No, no, no.Copy !req
210. I'm-I'm like Dr. Phil,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
211. - Yo.
- Hell, that, that nigga stay caked up.Copy !req
212. - Yo! Shit!
- What the...?Copy !req
213. Oh, shit! Oh!Copy !req
214. - What happened?
- Yo!Copy !req
215. Yo, why this nigga the same
color as his fucking hat?Copy !req
216. Yeah, man, this nigga looks
like a white man's penis.Copy !req
217. Yo, man,Copy !req
218. why this nigga look like
what's under a scab, though?Copy !req
219. - Goddamn.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
220. Peace, man.Copy !req
221. All right, peace.Copy !req
222. Oh, God.Copy !req
223. Put some extra fries in there.Copy !req
224. Take them out.Copy !req
225. Just don't eat them, damn.Copy !req
226. Man.Copy !req
227. Hmm.Copy !req
228. Ugh.Copy !req
229. Surprise.Copy !req
230. Shit. Yeah, I'm not a big photo person.Copy !req
231. Apologies.Copy !req
232. Um, this is yours, anyway.Copy !req
233. I got you your water.Copy !req
234. Oh, yes, thank you.Copy !req
235. I needed that.Copy !req
236. Hmm.Copy !req
237. Oh. That's cool.Copy !req
238. Feel free to take any of it.Copy !req
239. Yeah.Copy !req
240. What is this place, man?Copy !req
241. It's a gift shop.Copy !req
242. I designed it myself to
feel... like a trophy room.Copy !req
243. More in the motif of the museum.Copy !req
244. Oh, wait, so you're turning
this whole place into a museum?Copy !req
245. Yes. I've already started the processCopy !req
246. of making this a historical site.Copy !req
247. You're actually the first
person to be in here.Copy !req
248. Feel free to Twitter
or blogspot any of it.Copy !req
249. Uh, you know what, actually,
I'm kind of in a rush, uh...Copy !req
250. May I show you something? Um...Copy !req
251. I-I promise to get you your piano.Copy !req
252. I... I really think you'll
like what I have in store.Copy !req
253. Sure.Copy !req
254. What's in there?Copy !req
255. Go ahead.Copy !req
256. Walk in.Copy !req
257. Okay.Copy !req
258. Hey, uh, Teddy?Copy !req
259. Uh...Copy !req
260. This is my favorite part of the museum.Copy !req
261. What the hell is this?Copy !req
262. This is my father.Copy !req
263. He's the reason for all of this.Copy !req
264. When me and Benny were children,Copy !req
265. he instituted a very
rigorous training method.Copy !req
266. Piano three hours a day,Copy !req
267. twice a day.Copy !req
268. With exams on Sundays,Copy !req
269. that, if failed,Copy !req
270. meant physical punishment.Copy !req
271. He wanted the best out of us.Copy !req
272. It's because of him we have all of this.Copy !req
273. So you said your dad,
uh, used to beat youCopy !req
274. so you'd be good at piano?Copy !req
275. To be good at life.Copy !req
276. We were his sacrifice.Copy !req
277. Oh. Well, um, I'm not tryingCopy !req
278. to, like, shit on your
dad, or nothing, man,Copy !req
279. but that seems a little... unnecessary.Copy !req
280. Most people wouldn't understand.Copy !req
281. To make an omelet, you
have to break a few eggs.Copy !req
282. I mean, to build bridges,
people have to fall.Copy !req
283. Are you not mad at your dad?Copy !req
284. Of course not.Copy !req
285. There was no way for a child
to understand what was at stake.Copy !req
286. He just wanted the best for us.Copy !req
287. My father used to say,Copy !req
288. "Great things come from great pain."Copy !req
289. I want this wing of the museumCopy !req
290. to be dedicated to great fathers.Copy !req
291. My father, Joe Jackson,Copy !req
292. Marvin Gay Sr...Copy !req
293. Tiger Woods's father,Copy !req
294. Serena Williams's father,Copy !req
295. - the father that drops offCopy !req
296. Emilio Estevez in The Breakfast Club.Copy !req
297. Hey, uh, look, I...Copy !req
298. I'd like to make this transactionCopy !req
299. as efficient as possible.Copy !req
300. So is there any documents I got to sign?Copy !req
301. For tax purposes?Copy !req
302. Of course.Copy !req
303. Uh...Copy !req
304. Ted?Copy !req
305. Sure, um, sorry I can't,
uh, thank Benny himself,Copy !req
306. personally, man.Copy !req
307. Don't be.Copy !req
308. The disease is very advanced,Copy !req
309. and he doesn't like
people seeing him that way.Copy !req
310. It's a very hard thing.Copy !req
311. Yeah.Copy !req
312. - I can imagine...
- No, you can't!Copy !req
313. You have no idea.Copy !req
314. Sign the highlighted parts.Copy !req
315. I have to go turn on the elevator.Copy !req
316. When it arrives,Copy !req
317. place the piano on it.Copy !req
318. I'll wait for you in the lobby.Copy !req
319. Okay, well, thanks...Copy !req
320. All right, what is this?Copy !req
321. The hell?Copy !req
322. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Back.Copy !req
323. All right.Copy !req
324. Fine, destiny.Copy !req
325. Shh.Copy !req
326. Okay. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
327. Come on. Are you serious?Copy !req
328. Uh...Copy !req
329. But why can't, why can't
you just get the gun?Copy !req
330. All right. All right.
I'll go get your gun,Copy !req
331. but I got to put my piano
in the car first, okay?Copy !req
332. So you stay here.Copy !req
333. And I'll be back with your... gun.Copy !req
334. Why would he say that, though?Copy !req
335. I don't even know, bro.
This dude crazy, bruh.Copy !req
336. He want me to kill him,
this dude way past depressed.Copy !req
337. This whole situation's just been weirdCopy !req
338. since I got here.Copy !req
339. Yep. Fuck this shit, bro.Copy !req
340. Look, I got the piano.Copy !req
341. Now I'm just gonna get
the hell up out of...Copy !req
342. Let me call you back, bro.Copy !req
343. Hey. Hey, Teddy!Copy !req
344. Your car is blocking mine.Copy !req
345. Teddy?Copy !req
346. Come on, Benny, put something into it.Copy !req
347. Posture.Copy !req
348. Posture. Keep your form.Copy !req
349. Don't you cry.Copy !req
350. Again!Copy !req
351. - I love this song.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
352. Yeah.Copy !req
353. Something wrong?Copy !req
354. Uh...Copy !req
355. Watch your form.Copy !req
356. Yeah. You-you, uh, parked your
car right in front of mine.Copy !req
357. Oh.Copy !req
358. I'll move it.Copy !req
359. Um...Copy !req
360. Anything else?Copy !req
361. Uh, where's your, uh, bath-bathroom?Copy !req
362. It's up the stairs.Copy !req
363. Third door on your left.Copy !req
364. Okay.Copy !req
365. Right next to the attic.Copy !req
366. I was just up there myself.Copy !req
367. Do you know what I found?Copy !req
368. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
369. Hey, man. Chill, chill.Copy !req
370. Congratulations.Copy !req
371. For-for what?Copy !req
372. I choose you.Copy !req
373. You're my sacrifice.Copy !req
374. Put your phone on the ground.Copy !req
375. No.Copy !req
376. Keep that.Copy !req
377. I want it to look real.Copy !req
378. Want what to look real?Copy !req
379. The home invasion.Copy !req
380. You killed Benny because
you were obsessed.Copy !req
381. No, man. You...Copy !req
382. Look, there is no
fucking Benny, all right?Copy !req
383. Exactly.Copy !req
384. Exactly.Copy !req
385. Sit in the chair.Copy !req
386. Put them on.Copy !req
387. Ankles first.Copy !req
388. You know, uh, not all great thingsCopy !req
389. come from great pain.Copy !req
390. Sometimes it's love.Copy !req
391. Not everything's a sacrifice.Copy !req
392. Sacrifices are necessary, Darius.Copy !req
393. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
394. But your dad should have said sorry.Copy !req
395. I'm sorry.Copy !req
396. Shit.Copy !req
397. I went through daddy shit myself.Copy !req
398. But when you're young,
you try to just...Copy !req
399. make it be okay and say
everything's gonna be fine.Copy !req
400. And that's just,Copy !req
401. you don't know the difference, but...Copy !req
402. that don't give you an excuse to grow upCopy !req
403. and repeat the same shit over and over.Copy !req
404. It's like there's a,
there's a "what if" factor.Copy !req
405. What if you would have been
great at something else?Copy !req
406. Or if you would have seen the love...Copy !req
407. instead of all the other
shit like, like Stevie.Copy !req
408. I'm sorry?Copy !req
409. Stevie Wonder.Copy !req
410. Stevie had his own... sacrifices.Copy !req
411. He was blind.Copy !req
412. Yeah, but he wasn't blinded.Copy !req
413. He saw through his music.Copy !req
414. That's beautiful...Copy !req
415. but wrong.Copy !req
416. Benny.Copy !req
417. You're alive.Copy !req
418. Shit.Copy !req
419. Fuck.Copy !req
420. Benny, uh, look. I'm sorry that youCopy !req
421. had to go through what
you had to go through, man.Copy !req
422. It...Copy !req
423. What?Copy !req
424. Oh.Copy !req
425. Wait, Benny, what are
you, what are you do...?Copy !req
426. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
427. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, shit!Copy !req
428. Oh! Fuck.Copy !req
429. Oh, shit. Goddamn it.Copy !req
430. Ugh.Copy !req
431. Fuck.Copy !req