1. This thing kills everyone.Copy !req
2. FX presentsAtlanta.Copy !req
3. No, I got, I got into it
with the Mexicans, man.Copy !req
4. I got to deal with some eses.Copy !req
5. Huh? It ain't my fault
I don't speak Spanish.Copy !req
6. Yeah, I thought quincemeant 18.Copy !req
7. Well, what does she have on
a wedding dress for?Copy !req
8. Hey, sorry for being late,
my man.Copy !req
9. Commode in my house backed upCopy !req
10. and my petty-ass girlfriend
done hid all the plungers.Copy !req
11. It's all good, man.
It's-it's all good.Copy !req
12. I'm sorry,
did you say something?Copy !req
13. Yeah, I was answering you, man.Copy !req
14. Oh, no, I'm on the phone,
my man.Copy !req
15. Okay, hold on, son.Copy !req
16. Yeah, she said she ain't even
trust me around rubber and wood.Copy !req
17. Hid all the plungers.Copy !req
18. What type of petty person
do some shit like that?Copy !req
19. Yeah, absolutely.Copy !req
20. Yeah. So what we doing?Copy !req
21. My man, what we doing?Copy !req
22. Oh, nigga, I don't know when
you talking to me, I'm sorry.Copy !req
23. Um, the usual.Copy !req
24. No. Course not.Copy !req
25. She don't be thinking
about nothing else, either.Copy !req
26. With that fine ass,
she gonna get it, though.Copy !req
27. You know what I'm saying?
It's all good.Copy !req
28. When I get my income tax,
I'm-a open my own shopCopy !req
29. or-or I'm-a buy my own
WNBA team, one of those...Copy !req
30. - Yo, Bibby.Copy !req
31. - Hey, man, let me let you go.Copy !req
32. I got somebody
sitting in the chair.Copy !req
33. Yeah, he's a little hostile.
I got to jet. I'll let you go.Copy !req
34. Yeah, it's gonna probably take
me a little minute with this.Copy !req
35. Yeah. All right, okay,
I'm fine with it.Copy !req
36. Junebug did what?
You is bullshittin'.Copy !req
37. - Bibby, man. If you don't...
man... -Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
38. Hey. Hey, let me,
let me let you go.Copy !req
39. All right, Bubba, okay, cool.
All right. All right, man.Copy !req
40. Sorry about that, man. So what'd
you say we're doing today?Copy !req
41. The usual, Bibby.Copy !req
42. - All right, then,
the usual it is. -Yeah.Copy !req
43. Hey. Let me ask you a question.
Did you see the news last night?Copy !req
44. Them savages from Atlanta that
went into that T-Mobile store,Copy !req
45. drove they car in there,Copy !req
46. - got away with about 100 phones.
- Yeah, man. It's crazy out here.Copy !req
47. I mean, it's-it's that time
of year though, I guess.Copy !req
48. Yeah. Crazy.Copy !req
49. Hey, yo, and that reminds me,
listen.Copy !req
50. If you know somebody
that needs a iPhone,Copy !req
51. tell them to holla at me
if they with T-Mobile.Copy !req
52. - I got the hookup on the low.
- Got you, man.Copy !req
53. - I appreciate that.
- All right.Copy !req
54. So what we doing now?Copy !req
55. Like I said, man, the usual.Copy !req
56. All right, the usual, damn.Copy !req
57. Usual, gonna have the usual.Copy !req
58. You don't want to do
nothing different?Copy !req
59. No, man. Look, I got, I got
a photo shoot coming up, man.Copy !req
60. - So I just... want to look good.
- Oh!Copy !req
61. Oh, you got a photo shoot
coming up.Copy !req
62. - Yeah, man. I mean...Copy !req
63. Nah, man. It's just a write-up
for me in a magazine.Copy !req
64. Yeah. My boy done
went all Hollywood.Copy !req
65. It's a write-up in a magazine,Copy !req
66. and they want
to take some pictures,Copy !req
67. so that's-that's what I'm doing.Copy !req
68. Hey, you dating Kim Kardashian
nowCopy !req
69. - No, Bibby, man. -My boy done
went straight Hollywood on me.Copy !req
70. - That's good, though.
- It ain't no Hollywood, Bibby.Copy !req
71. - I ain't going
no Hollywood, man.Copy !req
72. You know what, that reminds me,
as a matter of fact,Copy !req
73. I'm glad you brought
that Hollywood shit up.Copy !req
74. Me and my girl snuck in the AMC
the other day, see a movie.Copy !req
75. We was looking at
the movie posters on the wall,Copy !req
76. and guess how many movie posters
they got on thereCopy !req
77. with black people on them.Copy !req
78. - Guess!
- One.Copy !req
79. - Zero!
- Zero.Copy !req
80. It's sad, man.Copy !req
81. Key and Peele put a movie out
with a cat in it,Copy !req
82. they put the cat on the poster.Copy !req
83. They dressed the cat up
like a nigga instead ofCopy !req
84. putting two niggas that made
the movie on the poster.Copy !req
85. So was it a cat in a suit
or just looked like a nigga?Copy !req
86. It was...
You know, you know a cat,Copy !req
87. what a, what a nigga cat
look like!Copy !req
88. Okay. All right, man. I got it.Copy !req
89. - It's fucked up. I know.
- It is.Copy !req
90. Shit's nuts out here. I'm glad
somebody agree with me.Copy !req
91. See, that's why I like you.
You smart.Copy !req
92. Smarter than a lot of them.
Why I like you.Copy !req
93. Oh, you got somewhere to be?Copy !req
94. - Yes! Bibby, man. Yeah, I said
that, man. -Oh, shit, my bad.Copy !req
95. - Hey, I didn't know. My bad.
Hey. -Just...Copy !req
96. - Hey, no big deal,
baby. Hey. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
97. No big deal.
You should've said that.Copy !req
98. - All right, man. We good.
- I'll get you squared away.Copy !req
99. - Oh, shit.
Don't worry about that.Copy !req
100. Don't worry.
That ain't nothing.Copy !req
101. Yeah, I got the cut, the usual.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
102. Get you ready for Hollywood.Copy !req
103. That reminds me, hey, did you
see that basketball playerCopy !req
104. that hit all them people at
the club in that invisible car?Copy !req
105. - That shit on YouTube.
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
106. - I-I know about it.
- That is the funniest vi...Copy !req
107. You got to see this shit.
I got to show you this.Copy !req
108. - Yeah, man.
- Shit here is funny.Copy !req
109. But I ain't got to,
I ain't got to, I already...Copy !req
110. Uh-uh. You got to watch this.Copy !req
111. You need to watch this,
trust me.Copy !req
112. - Yeah, watch that right quick.Copy !req
113. I'm-a use the bathroom, though.Copy !req
114. - Let me just...Copy !req
115. Hey, Bibby, man. Somebody...Copy !req
116. Somebody calling
your phone, bruh.Copy !req
117. Raindrops, peach emoji?Copy !req
118. HelloCopy !req
119. Uh-uh. Don't do that.
Don't go through that. Hello?Copy !req
120. Baby, baby, baby,
what is you yelling for?Copy !req
121. I'm on my way!
I'm ten minutes...Copy !req
122. I'm on 85 right now, I promise.Copy !req
123. Promise to God, I'm on 85!Copy !req
124. All right, I'm-a be there.
Cool. Shit.Copy !req
125. Oh, boy.Copy !req
126. - Leaving.Copy !req
127. Leav...? Man, Bibby,
you can't leave me hereCopy !req
128. with half a haircut, man.Copy !req
129. Look at this shit, man.
Come on now!Copy !req
130. It's cool
'cause you coming with me.Copy !req
131. - Come on.
- Bibby, I ain't going...Copy !req
132. Man, I ain't going nowhere
till my hair get cut, bruh.Copy !req
133. Come on, man.
Listen, my girl stayCopy !req
134. five minutes around the corner.
I'll cut you over there.Copy !req
135. - We'll be right back.Copy !req
136. We already in
a barbershop, bruh.Copy !req
137. Hey. I know you don't want
nobody else in hereCopy !req
138. to cut your hair
for your billboard, do you?Copy !req
139. You trying to go
to Hollywood now.Copy !req
140. You want to be on the poster or
you want the cat on the poster?Copy !req
141. - A'ight, man.
- Come on now. Yeah, so...Copy !req
142. - Come on.
- Shit, man!Copy !req
143. - All right, let's go.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
144. We got to go out the back, man.Copy !req
145. Them people, them people be out
there. Just come on this way.Copy !req
146. We ain't going out the front?Copy !req
147. Oh, goddamn.Copy !req
148. Hey, fam, what your cable
situation looking like?Copy !req
149. - Yeah, your cable.Copy !req
150. 'Cause, listen,
I'm with Clear Cable now.Copy !req
151. I'm working with them
on the side.Copy !req
152. So if you sign up with me, I'll
make sure you're taken care of.Copy !req
153. - You know what I'm talking
about? -I'm straight, Bibby.Copy !req
154. Well, fine.
Do this for me, then.Copy !req
155. Take these business cards,
pass them out at your showCopy !req
156. or take them to a studio
or something.Copy !req
157. Throw them at the crowd,
whatever you got to do.Copy !req
158. Make sure you pick up
my loosies, though,Copy !req
159. 'cause them ain't cheap.Copy !req
160. "Klear Cable." With a "K."Copy !req
161. Clever, right?Copy !req
162. Toothpick?Copy !req
163. 50 cent.Copy !req
164. I'm good, man.Copy !req
165. Hey. Yo, my man. Hey.
Where your mom at, boy?Copy !req
166. Where your...?
Oh, baby, I'm here!Copy !req
167. You a hour late.
Come on, Omari.Copy !req
168. Hour late?
What you talking about?Copy !req
169. Let's go.
We're going. Let's go.Copy !req
170. - Come on. -Wait, baby.
Calm down. Calm down.Copy !req
171. Bibby, I ain't got time
for this.Copy !req
172. - Move! -Baby, I'm here now.
What you doing?Copy !req
173. - This ain't none of my fault.Copy !req
174. It's his fault!Copy !req
175. You always got
some type of excuse, man!Copy !req
176. No, this not
no excuse this time.Copy !req
177. Seriously, this is his fault.Copy !req
178. He called me, talking about
his car was broke down.Copy !req
179. You know what I'm talking about?
And I was on my way home to you.Copy !req
180. I had told him.
He said, could I help him.Copy !req
181. I was like, "Nah, I got to go
do the right thing."Copy !req
182. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
183. But he start crying and stuff.Copy !req
184. Talking about his engine.Copy !req
185. Yeah, he had queef engine
or something like that.Copy !req
186. And his carburetor had jaundice.Copy !req
187. So I then had to go and pick him
up off the side of the road.Copy !req
188. 'Cause only reason
why I did thatCopy !req
189. is 'cause of all that Jesus
stuff you've been teaching me.Copy !req
190. You're supposed to help.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
191. He a magician!
How I supposed to know?Copy !req
192. Listen, baby, look.
Look, now.Copy !req
193. I'm trying to do
the right thing.Copy !req
194. I only did this 'cause of you.Copy !req
195. You've been trying
to get my life right.Copy !req
196. It's been 'cause of you
I'm doing this.Copy !req
197. I wouldn't even help the nigga
had it not been for you.Copy !req
198. That's why I even came
over here to tell you.Copy !req
199. I wanted to thank you
for all the stuff...Copy !req
200. You-You done changed my life.
Thank you, baby.Copy !req
201. - Hurry up.
- Thank you.Copy !req
202. Come on, baby. Here.Copy !req
203. My man, come on, let's get it.
Let's go.Copy !req
204. I ain't got all day.Copy !req
205. Oh... hey.
I wasn't talking to you.Copy !req
206. I was talking to my man.
Come on, bro.Copy !req
207. Bibby, man, I know you
kidding me with this shit.Copy !req
208. I know you ain't just
gonna cut his hairCopy !req
209. after driving me around
damn creation, man!Copy !req
210. Listen, I know, but he had
an appointment, though.Copy !req
211. - Nigga, so did I!
- That's true.Copy !req
212. But, technically,
his was before yours.Copy !req
213. Know what I'm sayin'?
Just calm down, man.Copy !req
214. We gonna be here five minutes.
He... he just need a line.Copy !req
215. - Go on, Bibby, man! Shit!
- Thank you, man.Copy !req
216. Come on now.
It's all good.Copy !req
217. Five more minutes.Copy !req
218. All right, little man.
There you go.Copy !req
219. Bibby!Copy !req
220. The water's not running.Copy !req
221. I thought you said
you paid the bill.Copy !req
222. I did pay the bill!Copy !req
223. Well, I guess
I'm imagining things, huh?Copy !req
224. Thought I paid that bill.Copy !req
225. You're a magician?Copy !req
226. No.Copy !req
227. That's what Bibby said.Copy !req
228. - Well, Bibby's an idiot.
- That's mean.Copy !req
229. Can you show me a trick?Copy !req
230. Little man. I just told you
I wasn't a magician, okay?Copy !req
231. What's wrong with your hair?Copy !req
232. Are you sick or something?Copy !req
233. And now the power?Copy !req
234. - Bibby, you said you paid that!
- I did pay it, baby.Copy !req
235. You know Donald Trump
and them biz out here.Copy !req
236. The devil always trying
to steal our j...Copy !req
237. You did not just steal from me.Copy !req
238. This for the boy haircut!Copy !req
239. I got to go, baby.
God bless you now.Copy !req
240. - Bibby.Copy !req
241. Bibby!Copy !req
242. This nigga! Shit!Copy !req
243. Hey, man.
Sorry about all that.Copy !req
244. You know how crazy
these hos can get.Copy !req
245. Hey, guess I'm staying with my
other woman tonight, you know...Copy !req
246. Bibby, man, just take me back
to the shop, all right?Copy !req
247. I ain't playing with you, Bibby.Copy !req
248. Okay, all right.
All right.Copy !req
249. You must be starving
though, right?Copy !req
250. Hell yeah, man.Copy !req
251. My whole day been fucked up
so far. Yes.Copy !req
252. Good. Let me get you something
to eat. It's the least I can do.Copy !req
253. - I'm-a take care of you.Copy !req
254. Take you right back
to the shop after that.Copy !req
255. We're gonna eat.
Hey, you like Zaxby's?Copy !req
256. Nigga, don't be rude.Copy !req
257. - Of course I love Zaxby's.
- I got you.Copy !req
258. Thank you.Copy !req
259. Talking 'bout. Shit.Copy !req
260. What...?Copy !req
261. - Yeah.Copy !req
262. Come on, man, you know
I dabble in constructionCopy !req
263. from time to time.
Come on, you got to eat!Copy !req
264. Nigga, this ain't no restaurant!Copy !req
265. You coming or not?
Come on!Copy !req
266. Here we go.Copy !req
267. Zaxby's!Copy !req
268. Nigga, these your leftovers?Copy !req
269. No! I mean, I did eat the
chicken wings. And the sauce.Copy !req
270. And part of that bread. But them
chicken tenders right there,Copy !req
271. that's all you, my man.Copy !req
272. Take me back to the shop, now,
'cause I swear,Copy !req
273. you keep playing with me, Bibby,Copy !req
274. and I'm-a fuck you up,
all right?Copy !req
275. Listen. You the one
said you was hungry.Copy !req
276. I was just trying
to help you out,Copy !req
277. but we can go back to the shop.Copy !req
278. Thank you. Let's go, man.Copy !req
279. Hey, yo, just help me
get this lumberCopy !req
280. - in the back of my truck...
- Man, fuck that, man!Copy !req
281. Finish my hair!Copy !req
282. Man, help me get this lumber.
I promise,Copy !req
283. the faster we do this,
the faster I can cut your hair.Copy !req
284. I'm taking you right back to
the shop after this, I promise.Copy !req
285. Just help me load this up.
I promise!Copy !req
286. Fuck, man!Copy !req
287. Nigga, three?
You better pick up five.Copy !req
288. - Use your back, too, bitch.
- I don't have that many muscles.Copy !req
289. Come on, man.Copy !req
290. Perfect. Just got
one more bundle, my man.Copy !req
291. Shit!Copy !req
292. Hey, yo, Al, let's go, man.Copy !req
293. What do you think you're doing?
You stealing my lumber?Copy !req
294. - What the... What are you, uh...
- Hey, ma'am, calm...Copy !req
295. What the hell do you think
you're doing on my property?Copy !req
296. - Ma'am, calm down.
- You're trespassing.Copy !req
297. I know, ma'am.
Just calm down. Listen.Copy !req
298. No, I will not calm down.
Who the hell are you?Copy !req
299. Listen, I work
for the contractorsCopy !req
300. that's building
the house, right?Copy !req
301. I loaned ya'll this lumber
as collateral.Copy !req
302. - And then ain't nobody paid
us... -I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
303. - Bibby.
- Don't call the... Listen.Copy !req
304. All that ain't necessary, ma'am.Copy !req
305. I had to reconfiscate this woodCopy !req
306. 'cause ain't nobody
paid me my money.Copy !req
307. So, you should speak
to your husband,Copy !req
308. - so we can get paid.Copy !req
309. Oh, I will call my husband,
and then the police.Copy !req
310. Well, do it then, beige lady!
Call 'em!Copy !req
311. Hey! You son of a bitch.Copy !req
312. We're gonna sue you!Copy !req
313. Sue! But you need to talk
to your husband,Copy !req
314. 'cause we ain't had
no contracts, 'cause he cheap.Copy !req
315. That's my wood!Copy !req
316. Hey. You don't think
she called the police, do you?Copy !req
317. I'm still on probation, nigga,
so I hope the fuck not.Copy !req
318. Nah, she ain't call 'em.
We all right. It's all good.Copy !req
319. Do I even have to say it, Bibby?Copy !req
320. - We should probably... -Should
probably head back to the shop.Copy !req
321. - Just head on back to the shop,
yeah. That's right.Copy !req
322. I'm-a take you right on back,
get you cut up real quick.Copy !req
323. I got you, Paper Boi.Copy !req
324. - Oh, hell no!Copy !req
325. Bibby, goddamn it, man!
What are you doing?Copy !req
326. - It's all good. It's all good.
- Fucking toothpicks, man. Shit!Copy !req
327. How you gonna do that when
I got no seat belt on, nigga?Copy !req
328. My bad. You should wear
your seat belt at all times.Copy !req
329. Yeah, no shit.
Why is your shit...?Copy !req
330. - Yeah, that's the only thing.
- Man, Bibby...Copy !req
331. Fuck it.Copy !req
332. Oh, yeah, that one
don't work good.Copy !req
333. Shit.Copy !req
334. Lamar!Copy !req
335. Look, Pops...Copy !req
336. Hey, tell me
they just kidnapped you.Copy !req
337. I know good and goddamn well
you ain't out hereCopy !req
338. skipping school again.Copy !req
339. Tell me you're not skipping
school again.Copy !req
340. - I'm sorry, Pops!
- Nah, don't be sorry.Copy !req
341. - Shit.
- Don't be sorry now.Copy !req
342. You think I work hard
at these three jobsCopy !req
343. so you can walk around town with
your little nigglet friends,Copy !req
344. skipping school all day?Copy !req
345. I work hard, man.Copy !req
346. But y'all think y'all grown,
don't youCopy !req
347. Well, since y'all grown,
please tell me you put upCopy !req
348. the street team posters
I gave you today.Copy !req
349. Man, we put up a couple.Copy !req
350. - We put up a couple!Copy !req
351. - We put up a couple!Copy !req
352. Give them to me.
Give them to me.Copy !req
353. Man, y'all barely made a dent!Copy !req
354. You had one thing to do today.Copy !req
355. We ain't gonna never
get this $35 now.Copy !req
356. And I trusted you
to do this for me.Copy !req
357. You little niggas
ain't shit, man.Copy !req
358. That's all right, though.Copy !req
359. 'Cause I got somebody here
for you, matter of fact.Copy !req
360. Hey, yo, Alfred!Copy !req
361. The hell you want, Bibby?Copy !req
362. Hey! Come inspire the youth!Copy !req
363. - Man, I ain't in this!
- Alfred, this is my son.Copy !req
364. Yo, is thatCopy !req
365. Yeah, that's right.
That is Paper Boi.Copy !req
366. And I brought him up here
to inspire y'all,Copy !req
367. since y'all don't listen to me.Copy !req
368. Hey, yo!
How come you don't look fresh?Copy !req
369. - You don't look fresh or famous.Copy !req
370. Y-Your hair is raggedy as shit.
Damn!Copy !req
371. You out here looking
like a Super Saiyan.Copy !req
372. Your hair is fucked up, man.Copy !req
373. Like, damn. Oh, shit.Copy !req
374. What the fuck did you do
to his hair, yo?Copy !req
375. - Lamar. Not right now.
Not right now. -Pops. Pops.Copy !req
376. Not right now.Copy !req
377. You know why
it's fucked up? Hey.Copy !req
378. You know why it's fucked up?Copy !req
379. 'Cause your crazy-ass daddy
was supposedCopy !req
380. to cut my damn hair, a'ight?Copy !req
381. And what the hell
it matter anyway, nigga?Copy !req
382. I'm a regular-ass person.Copy !req
383. I need to get
my hair cut sometimes.Copy !req
384. Famous people need to eat
and shitCopy !req
385. and brush their goddamn teeth!Copy !req
386. I'm regular, bruh, all right?Copy !req
387. Yo, so, um... can you put me on?Copy !req
388. What?Copy !req
389. I got a fire mixtape.Copy !req
390. I'm like Lonzo Ball.Copy !req
391. It's actually pretty good.Copy !req
392. I'm done, man. Yup.Copy !req
393. I'm done, bruh. That's it.Copy !req
394. We done!Copy !req
395. We done.
I'm going back to the shop,Copy !req
396. cut his hair 'cause that's
what grown people do...Copy !req
397. Yo, Lamar! Man, get your ass
in the car.Copy !req
398. - Come over here.
- Bibby, let's go, man!Copy !req
399. We... Come on, let's go.Copy !req
400. Take y'all asses to school!Copy !req
401. - Pops, I said I was sorry.
Hey! My man,Copy !req
402. you don't have to be
sorry to me at all.Copy !req
403. You can save that.
I don't care at all.Copy !req
404. Hey, you got to explain that
to your mama.Copy !req
405. - Please do not tell Mama. God!
Don't tell your mama?Copy !req
406. Well, I'm calling her right now.Copy !req
407. She got to know.
Shit, she the one wanted you.Copy !req
408. - Bibby...Copy !req
409. - I know. The kids these days,
right? -The road, man...Copy !req
410. - The road, Bibby.Copy !req
411. - Now you got Paper Boi mad.
- Bibby, the road, man.Copy !req
412. - Yeah. I got this!Copy !req
413. Nigga, if you kill me,
I swear to God,Copy !req
414. - I'm-a fuck you up, boy.
- It's all good. I got this.Copy !req
415. Oh, that's it.
Him asking me for favors,Copy !req
416. you know what I'm talking about?Copy !req
417. - These kids these days.Copy !req
418. I ask you for favors
all the time.Copy !req
419. You don't know nothing
about nothing!Copy !req
420. Huh. Shit.Copy !req
421. "Son, can you take
the trash out?"Copy !req
422. - Bibby.Copy !req
423. - The road, bruh.
- I-I'm fine.Copy !req
424. - Damn. "Son, could you please
stop skipping school?" -Bibby.Copy !req
425. - "Son, could you not jack off
with my good lotion?" -Bibby.Copy !req
426. Right in front
of Paper Boi? -That kind.Copy !req
427. - Simple. Simple...
- Bibby. Bibby!Copy !req
428. - Bibby, man... Fuck!Copy !req
429. - Nigga, man... -I'm fine.Copy !req
430. Man, I got weed
in my fucking pockets, Bibby!Copy !req
431. It's okay. Okay.
Everybody good.Copy !req
432. - Everybody good.
- Get the fuck off me, man.Copy !req
433. All right. It's good.
Everything good. Hey, listen.Copy !req
434. Hey, y'all,
this what we gonna do.Copy !req
435. Hey, hop in the driver's seat
right quick.Copy !req
436. - I got warrants, man.Copy !req
437. - Hop over here right quick.
- Fuck you, man!Copy !req
438. I'm on probation, man!Copy !req
439. - Get his ass up here!
- I don't have a license.Copy !req
440. It's okay.
Hey, it's all good.Copy !req
441. - It's all good. We good.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
442. We good. We good. Listen, see?Copy !req
443. The driver's still good.Copy !req
444. They mobile, at least.Copy !req
445. Everything fine.
We gonna be all right.Copy !req
446. Oh, shit.Copy !req
447. - Oh, goddamn it.
- Nah. Nah, fuck that.Copy !req
448. What? Ah, Bibby, man!Copy !req
449. Get out, skipper.Copy !req
450. Damn, with you skipping school.Copy !req
451. You know, for the record,
I never wanted you.Copy !req
452. Yo, Alfred!Copy !req
453. Hey, Al, let's get you
that haircut, baby.Copy !req
454. Anybody else pee a little bit
when we had that wreck?Copy !req
455. Just me?Copy !req
456. Hey, yo, Al, listen.Copy !req
457. Hey, sorry about
the hit-and-run thing,Copy !req
458. but you know
I can't go back to jail, baby.Copy !req
459. I just can't do it.
I don't weigh enough.Copy !req
460. You know, I'll be somebody
girlfriend immediately in jail.Copy !req
461. I don't fuck with no jails.Copy !req
462. Just passing by the Atlanta pen
make my boy-hymen hurt.Copy !req
463. Hello?Copy !req
464. Smooth, what's good, baby?Copy !req
465. Oh, no, baby. I ain't busy.Copy !req
466. You should've been called me.
I got that on me right now.Copy !req
467. No, I'll bring it to you
right now. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
468. I'm on my way.
I'll be right over there.Copy !req
469. Yeah, I'm on my way.
No big deal.Copy !req
470. Hey. I left something
in my truck.Copy !req
471. Let's get you that haircut.Copy !req
472. All righty.Copy !req
473. My man. There you go.Copy !req
474. See, no problem.
Looking good.Copy !req
475. Ready.Copy !req
476. My dawg.Copy !req
477. Hey, um, you forgot to pay me.Copy !req
478. Nigga, you got to be
fucking kidding me.Copy !req
479. Nah. You haven't paid me.Copy !req
480. You know,
you dragged me out of here,Copy !req
481. you ruined my whole goddamn day,Copy !req
482. you almost got me in trouble
with the fucking cops,Copy !req
483. and then you almost killed me
with your goddamn driving, man.Copy !req
484. Ruined?
Nigga, we had a good day today.Copy !req
485. I took you to mentor
to some kids. You're welcome.Copy !req
486. And then we-we ate
at that white lady house.Copy !req
487. And then we hit that Asian lady
from the back,Copy !req
488. you know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
489. Then we came back up here,
I cut your hair.Copy !req
490. I know good and goddamn well
he ain't drop my money.Copy !req
491. No tip?Copy !req
492. This ain't like the other ones
where, you know,Copy !req
493. they just put three random
movies together, like KazaamCopy !req
494. or, you know, Glitter
or Leprechauns in the Hood.Copy !req
495. I'm talking about
you need these, cuz.Copy !req
496. Hey, my man, Paper Boi!Copy !req
497. Good. You right on time, fam.
I ain't know you was coming.Copy !req
498. Sit on down.Copy !req
499. Yeah, man.Copy !req
500. Let me get a... temple fade.Copy !req
501. Two?Copy !req
502. Or a three?Copy !req
503. Uh...Copy !req
504. a tw...Copy !req
505. No, man, a...Copy !req
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510. Things have gone bad.Copy !req
511. The Americans. Final season.Copy !req
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513. How are you feeling
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514. I need to remind you,
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515. never occurred.Copy !req
516. It's all in your head.Copy !req
517. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
518. Danger Island.Copy !req
519. Premieres Wednesday, April 25,Copy !req
520. only on FXX.Copy !req