1. Yo, I think Chris knows
we're here or something.
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2. Yeah, go see him.
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3. Get us paid,
and ask him what the fuck
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4. is up with this.
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5. Champagne.
We get three bottles.
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6. Of this shit?
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7. Naw, man, I need brown, bro,
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8. not no...
rosé—whatever this
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9. bubbly SpongeBob piss is.
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10. No, no,
it's whatever, man.
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11. You know, I get
20% of my drinks for free, so.
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12. How so?
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13. I'm that guy;
people see me
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14. and they just
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15. What can I say?
I'm the guy.
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16. Mm.
Hey.
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17. Shit.
Yeah.
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18. Hey, baby.
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19. - The fu—
- Yo,
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20. it's just
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21. Man, why I feel
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22. It—see, see, man,
that section,
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23. over there?
That section?
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24. That should be my section, man.
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25. Man, who over there
more important than me, anyway?
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26. - Shit.
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27. If you want to stunt,
we can do that next year,
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28. but right now, let's focus
on getting paid.
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29. Now, hold up, man.
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30. Make sure you keep an eye
on that promoter.
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31. I don't trust his kind, man.
He gonna try and play us.
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32. - His kind?
- Yeah.
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33. What is this,
The Hobbit?
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34. "We're from
two different worlds."
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35. Man, he— he Nigerian, man.
I don't trust Nigerians.
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36. Darius is Nigerian.
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37. He is?
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38. Yeah.
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39. This nigga—
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40. Relax, man.
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41. No, man, I don't trust
niggas in the club, man.
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42. Yo.
Are you Paper Boi?
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43. Yes.
Naw.
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44. - Yeah you are.
- Then nigga, why'd you ask
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45. if you already
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46. - Man, I love your shit, bro.
- Okay?
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47. "Trust I'ma get these bricks
off the shelf.
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48. Trust Paper Boi, trust no man,
I don't even trust myself."
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49. Yeah, I know it.
Thanks, man, cool.
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50. "This is what it be like
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51. "when you wake up
with that paper on you.
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52. "Cold world, N-word snitching,
caught that lead pneumonia.
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53. "Cold world, but a N-word,
not from North Carolina.
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54. "I put the bricks on a boat,
make it hard to find 'em.
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55. "I just might sling it to your
daughter for that new designer.
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56. "This is the
realest shit I wrote,
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57. "I never touch a liar.
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58. "I got the clips in the
drawer dresser behind the CK.
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59. "Got this long thing
in your face like Dekimbe.
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60. "Got a bitch calling out my
name, oh, you thirst-ay?
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61. "I've been
♪ Running the streets
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62. Thank you.
All right, man.
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63. Thanks, man.
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64. Yo, how we feeling, Primal?
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65. No, no, no, no.
How we feeling, Primal?
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66. Yo, yo, yo, yo.
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67. We got a surprise tonight.
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68. Marcus Miles
is in the house.
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69. Atlanta Hawks' point guard,
what's good?
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70. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
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71. And— we got my nigga,
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72. Paper Boi!
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73. Paper Boi is in the house!
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74. Make some noise!
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75. What?
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76. All right, cool.
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77. This shit is wack as fuck!
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78. Ah, come on, man,
it ain't all that bad.
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79. Why, man?
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80. 'Cause we still getting paid?
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81. Man, fuck the club!
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82. Could have stayed at home
and finished "Amadeus"
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83. and had a better time, man.
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84. Well, that's true.
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85. Look, man.
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86. Marcus Miles over there
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88. hogging all the hos.
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89. Fuck him too!
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90. Marcus Miles
is pretty cool, man.
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91. You know he got
that invisible car?
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92. What?
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93. Nigga, no, he don't.
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94. He do.
It's like a prototype,
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97. Man, that—
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99. Okay.
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100. Look, come on, man.
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101. We can turn this thing around.
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102. Like, uh... look.
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104. She been looking this way
all night.
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105. All right, and I know
she ain't looking at me.
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106. Well, how you figure
she want me though?
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107. 'Cause she would have
been notice this
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108. creepy look
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109. Psychology.
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110. Well, we bout to find out.
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111. Hey!
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112. Hey, who want to party
with Team Paper Boi?
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113. Bottles on me!
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114. Yeah! Here!
That's what I'm saying!
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115. Whoo-hoo!
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116. Come on
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117. Hello, hello, hello.
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118. This VIP,
welcome, welcome, welcome.
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119. Hey, Chris.
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120. Hey, there you go,
what happened?
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121. I turned around,
you were gone.
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122. Yeah, I lost you
in the crowd, man.
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123. That's all good, man.
You want a shot?
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124. No, I—I hate shots.
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125. Okay, can we just finish
the financial aspect of this?
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126. I got you.
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127. Just let me take
these drinks to my ladies
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128. and we'll finish up,
all right?
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129. Follow me.
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130. Ladies, this is Earn.
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131. Hey, what's up?
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132. Um.
No thanks.
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133. No, it's cool, I'm—I'm friends
with Chris.
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134. We don't know him, either.
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135. I hate shots, man.
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136. Oh, I—I'll be back.
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137. Excuse me.
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138. Coming through,
coming through.
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139. Hey, man,
uh, can you help me out?
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140. No problem, player.
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141. Thank you, player.
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142. Question.
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143. Have you ever had to
throw out another bouncer?
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144. Yeah.
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145. How was it?
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146. Hard.
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147. - He knew all the moves.
- Hmm.
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148. - There's the guy.
- Here I am.
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149. Whoo.
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150. I'm gonna go
watch people smoke.
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151. See ya.
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152. You on the move,
excuse me.
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153. Sup, Chris.
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154. Earnest.
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155. What happened, man?
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156. What happened was
you slippery as fuck, Chris.
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157. And I want my money, now.
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158. All right, man.
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159. Just relax.
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160. Let me finish up.
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161. Gonna wash your hands?
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162. No.
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163. Yo, what up?
I'm back.
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164. VIP only.
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165. - Come on, man.
- You got a wristband?
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166. Yeah.
Yeah, right here.
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167. - It's purple.
- So?
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168. So to get in this section,
you need a yellow one.
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169. Oh, well—uh—
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170. I don't have a yellow one,
but I do have this purple one
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171. and this red one.
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172. I don't know
what a red one's for.
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173. Me, neither.
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174. I can't help you, man.
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175. Come on, man,
you literally just
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176. let me out of here.
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177. Remember, we did the—
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179. and none of that
don't mean shit to you?
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180. Okay.
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181. This is meaningless.
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182. Let me get a Hennessy.
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183. You want something?
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184. Laphroaig.
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185. Damn.
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186. You really going
for my pockets, huh?
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187. I earned it.
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188. - Thanks, honey.
- Thank you.
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189. Cheers.
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190. - The fuck?
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191. I'm sorry,
but that was awesome.
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192. You saw—you saw that, right?
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193. - Yes.
- Fuck, he—
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194. It's hilarious.
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195. You should see
your face right now.
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196. Thank you.
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197. Thanks—you're awesome.
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198. Thank you for—
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199. for being awesome.
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200. Love it.
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201. Relax.
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202. You ain't got to
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203. I hate shots.
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204. I hate the club.
I hate...
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I hate—
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206. This shit is pointless,
it's like a money suck.
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207. Can I give you
some advice?
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208. Sure.
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209. Leave.
No one is keeping you here.
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210. But if you're at the club,
that means you deep down
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211. want to be at the club.
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212. You're not special.
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217. Excuse me, sir. Sir.
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218. You need to move up out of here.
We don't do that in here.
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219. - Rubbing your nipples and shit.
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220. - Come on, man, get outta here.
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221. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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222. - So you hit his car?
- Uh, yeah.
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223. - No—
- I had to.
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224. So then I go back
and sit in my car...
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225. - Uh-huh.
- And I'm crying.
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226. - Well, fake crying.
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227. And the guy comes up to me
and he's like,
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let you go, baby girl,
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229. but my car's fucked up!"
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230. Oh, no.
No—no, you know what?
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231. - Whatever to that nigga, man.
- Whatever.
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232. - Hey you want to get a photo?
- Mm-hmm.
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233. - Let's get a phot—
Hey, hey!
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234. Hey, hey!
Nigga, hey, hey, hey,
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236. Man, you don't want to get
a exclusive photo
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237. of Team Paper Boi?
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238. No, I'm good, man.
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239. Wait.
Man, look.
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240. You sure?
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241. Marcus Miles got
his pet peacock here tonight.
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242. And it's got
a leather jacket on.
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243. That's front-page news.
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244. Nice shoes, bro.
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245. Yeah, man.
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246. To that nigga, man?
Whatever man.
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247. Hell, let's—
let's toast it up, man.
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248. - Yeah.
- Toast it up.
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249. See, he's tell them
some bullshit about
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but he can hook them up.
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251. See,
there are four of them,
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252. but he says he
only has two wristbands.
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253. See, if only two go,
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255. They have a better time.
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256. Everyone needs to
feel special sometimes.
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257. even if it's
some janky nigga
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they can't come in.
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259. Why do you think porn exists?
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260. Wow.
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261. You were Marxist
until you got kind of sexist.
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262. Then why am—
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263. why am I here?
Tell me that.
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264. The same reason
everyone else is here.
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265. To feel good
about yourself and stunt.
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266. Wrong.
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267. I'm here for work.
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268. Exactly.
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269. You want to make more money
to feel good about yourself
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271. And you're stunting
by playing like,
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272. "Oh, I came here to handle
business like a boss."
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273. No... no.
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276. Okay?
You asked.
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277. All right, then,
I guess I'll...
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Tiresias.
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279. You better tip.
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280. Hey, Ken.
What's up, hon?
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281. You want the regular?
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282. Fire alarm.
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283. That nigga called
the cops on me.
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284. What?
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285. And that wasn't even
the crazy part.
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286. - Oh, come on.
- Then he goes,
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287. "Oh, shit, my gun,"
runs back to his car
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288. and stashes it
in the bushes.
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289. Damn, girl,
you wasn't scared?
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290. Scared for what?
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291. The cops was on their way.
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292. I straight
told on his ass.
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293. Oh, I was just gonna
top you off, big dog.
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294. No, no, no,
I—I can top myself off, dude.
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295. - I got you.
- I can top myself off, man!
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296. Who the hell are you?
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297. I'm a promoter, man.
Well, actually—actually,
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298. I'm a rapper from Harlem,
you know.
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299. You know A$AP Rocky?
A lil' back?
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300. Well, I don't know
any of them, but—
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301. I went to school with Janice.
Yeah, man.
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302. Yo, I got—I got a CD
that's about to drop, too, man.
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303. I got like four
followers on MySpace...
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304. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
He cool, man, he with me.
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305. Nigga, who are you?
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306. Hey.
Hey!
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of my section!
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309. Excuse me?
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310. Get up, let's go!
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311. Hey—hey—hey,
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313. Come on, not y'all,
y'all cool.
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315. Okay, girl,
let's go.
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section is over there
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No-no-no-no-no,
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right now.
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320. Hey, hey!
Sweetheart!
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321. Yeah, over here.
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322. Ladies and gentlemen,
ladies and gentlemen,
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323. Marcus Miles
has just bought
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325. So we will no longer
be serving drinks.
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326. What?
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327. He owns all the liquor
in the club,
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328. and, uh,
I think he's leaving.
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329. So...
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331. No, I could hook it up.
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332. Bro, what are you doing
in here?
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336. Oh, you mean your $750?
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337. W—what?
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338. Let me explain
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to run a club?
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340. The expenses?
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341. Well, let's do some math.
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342. We paid for the flyers.
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343. And then your boy
exceeded his
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345. And then we had to pay for
extra security
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346. because Paper Boi's
a thug
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347. and that's not cheap.
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348. And then,
he was supposed to perform.
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349. - What? No.
- Yeah.
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350. He was supposed to perform.
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351. So all in all,
you guys get
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And that's me being nice.
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353. Nigga, that wasn't
the deal, man—
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356. That's what I'm paying you.
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357. Now, you better
check your tone
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out of my office
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359. before I go
get the heater.
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360. Damn, this shit lame.
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361. It ain't even
2:00 a.m. yet.
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362. - Yeah, this is so wack.
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363. But at least it wasn't
a complete loss.
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364. I met a cool-ass nigga.
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365. Me?
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366. Well, hold up, okay?
Hold up, baby.
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367. Yo.
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Hey, man, were you go?
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369. We leaving.
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at the crib, bro.
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371. What?
- Mm-hmm.
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372. They said I had on the wrong
color wristband
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373. or something.
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374. Now I'm on this Zoo Tycoon.
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375. Nigerians.
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all right?
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378. Yep.
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379. Hey.
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, baby.
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380. Hey, wait,
wait-wait-wait-wait-wait.
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or something.
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382. Yeah.
You can follow me on Instagram.
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385. Wait, what?
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386. Oh.
That's so sweet.
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your music on SoundCloud.
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Are you serious?
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389. A boyfriend?
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this entire night then?
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395. To party with cute girls
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399. Hey, where you been?
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402. Man, you get our money?
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like he—
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I'm sorry, man—
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like you, man.
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I drink juice and shit.
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fucking money, man.
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411. Nigga, what's up, Swiff,
what are you doing here?
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it's that nigga birthday man.
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413. Ah, no, nigga ah—
let's go!
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415. - Just follow, just follow.
- Oh shit.
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417. - Man, I gave Earn your money.
- Damn!
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money, man?
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I can write you a check.
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420. Nigga, do I look like a bank?
I don't take fucking checks!
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Just take it, just take it.
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424. Shit.
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429. Damn!
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430. - Hey, yo.
- Come on, man.
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432. Hey, man,
you should really
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business habits.
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434. - Have a good night.
- Really man?
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like, don't—
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440. "I don't take checks."
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441. - No, wilin-ass looking nigga.
- I don't take checks.
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I thought he was gonna die.
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443. I told you
I don't like the club, bro.
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- I mean.
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man, let's get out of here.
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447. - No, man, I'm so hungry.
- I know.
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450. What you gonna do
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451. - Tear it up, man.
- Tear it up.
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- Man, I'll—
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- Chicken sausage.
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454. Gobble it,
swallow the whole thing, man.
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455. Shit, man.
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456. Man—oh, this nigga's
getting in here?
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457. The fuck is happening?
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458. - Hey!
- Oh, damn.
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459. Oh, shit!
(people screaming
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460. Go, Earn, man!
Go, go, go, go!
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461. - Oh, my God.
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462. - Yo, that shit was so crazy.
- Yo, man.
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463. I heard them gunshots
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464. and I just went into
survival mode, boy.
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465. - I was like—
- Yeah, I bet you did.
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466. Yo, you see that man?
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467. Man, he just blew
that dude's brains out.
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468. Wait, wait,
so that was Marcus Miles?
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469. No, no.
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470. - Man...
- Well, who was it?
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471. Wait, I missing it.
Who was it? Was it Marcus—
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472. Oh!
Oh, ow, it's so hot.
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473. - It's so hot.
- Be careful, man.
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474. Tonight on Channel 5 News,
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475. a man was shot
in an altercation
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476. at local area nightclub,
Primal.
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477. And popular Atlanta rapper
Paper Boi
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478. is wanted for questioning
about an armed robbery
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479. at the same establishment.
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480. A new health and wellness study
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481. finds that perpetual optimists
like to think that their
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482. - cheery disposition—
- Fuck the club.
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