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Well...
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This gonna be awesome, boy.
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Oh.
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I'm still fire.
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- Mm-hmm.
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I'm a rapper.
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who shot someone.
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see, well,
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The Internet,
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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- Me.
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- Okay.
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- Well, hold up, wait.
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- Justin Bieber!
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it's Justin Bieber.
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- Hey, Justin, right here.
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- Justin!
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He can dance.
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I don't know.
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Over here!
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how are you?
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he's kind of funny.
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You should work with him.
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your manager, you know.
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like a 6th grader
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so you should get dressed.
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- Locker room is this way.
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- I don't know.
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you know.
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I'll just find you.
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Alonzo.
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you can't say hello?
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mean to...
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to see me, I'm sure.
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from the dead again.
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my whole career, so.
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back there?
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That's—that's Paper Boi.
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I'm independent.
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coming upstairs, right?
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and such are there.
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what that guy says about it.
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it is all about management.
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what you have, is what I think.
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Alan Greengate, right?
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who represents all those
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to become actors.
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He'll tell you that I'm right.
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He knows.
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Where you going?
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to get in here.
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I thought—
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that we're gonna wear
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that you guys sent out
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I mean, we—
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to be at this thing.
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developing prototypes.
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little more kick than the 9.
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No, it'll be fine.
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and two boxes of bullets.
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thank you, my friend.
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- Uh-huh.
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all the time wylin' out.
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ain't like he Chris Brown.
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Man down!
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- You don't want this now.
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I got Bieber.
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- Yeah, okay.
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to me then, all right?
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- I got Bieber, give him to me.
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on a bitch?
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Okay.
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you to eat in the locker room.
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you already ate a bag yourself.
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you can tell your mom to eat
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- Okay.
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- Aight.
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to say I'm sorry, man?
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to get your hairline done?
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deez nuts, nigga?
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What you got?
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- Ball.
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Nigga, give me the ball.
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Thanks!
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your pomegranate ass.
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and basketball.
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Shooting.
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My kid could be in here.
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I mean, look at that one.
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way too specific, man.
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shoot a fucking dog in here.
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- But—
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whatever he wants.
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with no problem.
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with a Mexican holding a knife.
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Let's go.
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Hey—hey, uh—
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you got to be careful about
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- Mm-hmm.
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is important.
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- Yeah, working in music,
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John went to TV.
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on the TV side?
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a few people looking
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ad-wise.
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interested in
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pays money.
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'cause I have a lot
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and I want to make sure
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Uh...
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so, like,
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of you guys.
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- Yeah, that's great.
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- Earn.
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- Yeah.
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- It was great meeting you.
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Same here, bye.
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not the cheap stuff.
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It's great up here.
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- Yeah.
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a rookie in this thing.
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to be here, you know.
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I told you that
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really important, that, uh...
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the great ones, though,
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Yeah, okay.
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for ASA anymore?
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nah, I didn't know that.
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for me in this business.
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as a woman, but...
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- What did you think I
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the last three years!
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fucking Gail—
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to my clients.
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I'm sorry.
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gonna know it was you,
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I know, Alonzo.
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I know.
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- Yeah, no-no.
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It's all right.
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- Mm. Mm-mm.
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some sort of mistake.
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smile off your face.
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I'm gonna ruin you.
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I'm gonna follow you.
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and I am going to take back
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I'm open!
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- I know, bitch!
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Alfred!
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- Nigga!
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- Come on.
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nigga?
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your stupid-ass music.
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Get your hand off my face.
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I'm gonna kill you, nigga.
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- Gonna kill you first.
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- Give me that fucking shit!
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- I'm MVP, I'm MVP, I'm MVP...
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- I'm MVP!
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to apologize
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for how I was acting.
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the wrong idea of me.
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you can interview me sometime?
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to be the asshole.
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- Nothing.
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Nothing, man.
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Yeah, man, let's do that.
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