1. Damn, man.
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3. You know, we could, um—
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4. we could do some
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5. you know,
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6. I know the recorder
a little bit, so, like,
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7. we could do a song
like "Pussy Relevance."
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8. You can come in like...
♪ Pussy relevance
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9. - both: * So intelligent
- And then I can come in like...
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10. And you can be like,
"Bye, everybody,"
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11. - Like, "I'm gonna take a break."
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12. 'Sup, guys?
I'm Zan.
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13. Hey!
Paper Boi.
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14. Good shit, homey.
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15. You blowing up right now,
my nigga.
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16. Yeah,
I don't know you.
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17. But I'm still your nigga,
believe me.
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18. Shit,
are you even black?
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19. Of course I am.
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20. You want a hat, Paper Boi?
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21. Nah, we're—
we're good, man.
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22. All right.
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23. Peep this.
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24. Is that a meme
depicting what happens to you
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25. or to bae when
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26. Man, whatever.
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27. I got those likes.
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28. Guess who saw someone
throw up on the booth?
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29. Hey!
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30. Back the fuck off
Paper Boi, man!
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31. - The fuck, man?
- Whoa.
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32. Oh.
My bad.
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33. Is this your boy?
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34. 'Sup, man?
I'm Zan.
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35. You want a hat?
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36. Nigga.
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37. - Yeah.
- Right on.
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38. Let me get one
for the 'gram.
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39. Oh, yeah.
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40. And one more for Snapchat.
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41. All right, man.
That's enough.
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42. What?
Are you sure?
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43. I'm a photographer, man.
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44. I took this.
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45. Oh, it's your face
next to a butt.
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46. Wait, I forget.
What's your email?
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47. I never gave it to you.
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48. It's cool, just...
just take my phone number, man.
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49. Yeah, yeah,
I'll text you mine.
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50. Maybe we can collab
on a song or shirt.
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51. Or sneakies.
Yo!
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52. Me and my mans make
baby sneakers for adults.
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53. We good, bro.
Take that over there.
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54. Yeah, a'ight.
I see you, then.
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55. Paper mail.
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56. Mm. Mm.
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57. Breakfast cup.
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58. You made that up.
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59. Everything's made up,
nigga, stay woke.
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60. Hey, man.
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61. That dude from last night
talking shit.
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62. What?
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63. "Paper Boi,
who getting
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64. "a lot of hype in the streets
for a possible
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65. "involvement with a murder,
is, how you say,
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66. not as talented
as people think."
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67. That's a weird...
sentence.
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68. Right, uh,
you ready to go?
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69. - Yeah.
- Oh, also,
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70. is it okay if I spend
the night over here again?
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71. Wayne.
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72. Damn, bro,
you going off, ain't you?
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73. - Yep.
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74. Yeah, man.
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75. You'll just make it worse.
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76. Hey!
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77. You're gonna make it worse!
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78. AIDS was invented to keep
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79. Wilt Chamberlain from beating
Steve McQueen's sex record.
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80. You know, by '69,
he was already
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81. number three
on the all-time list.
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82. By '71, he would have
beat that boy for sure.
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83. I thought AIDS was made by the
government to kill homosexuals.
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84. Oh, yeah, that too,
I mean, but...
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85. Two for one.
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86. Mm-hmm.
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87. Who's Steve McQueen?
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88. The actor, man.
You know.
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89. The King of Cool.
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90. You know, guy from
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91. I don't know.
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92. Man, most black people
don't know who Steve McQueen is.
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93. Really?
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94. Yeah, but I thought,
you know, that you'd be
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95. into that kind of stuff,
but guess not.
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96. But you know who
Steve McQueen is, though.
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97. Yeah, well, I'm Nigerian.
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98. Okay.
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99. - Yo, man, the club,
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100. it's so lit,
it's so lit up in here.
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101. Yo, how you feeling?
Lit!
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102. Ooh!
Yeah!
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103. Ah, recording all night
really paid off.
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104. Oh, look, I found
all my mixtapes.
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105. Let's put 'em back
where they belong.
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106. How much can I get
for this gun?
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107. I need to get a copy of
your driver's license first.
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108. That makes sense.
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109. - All right, I'll see you.
- Good luck.
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110. Yeah, what's up?
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111. Yeah, um,
I got this phone, it's new.
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112. I want to see how much
I could get for it.
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113. I got to ask my boss.
Cool.
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114. Uh, is it cool
if I have—
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115. I have something of yours
while you have something of mine
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116. like, like a driver's license
or something like that, just...
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117. No.
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118. Earn.
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119. Yeah?
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120. Earn!
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121. Yeah?
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122. What?
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123. Get this sword.
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124. Why?
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125. We could trade up on it.
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126. We get you a lot more money.
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127. I really need this, man.
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128. Well, if you need the money,
take the money.
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129. I'm just saying
I can get you more.
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130. $190.
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131. Actually, let me
get this sword, man.
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132. You want to swap it out?
- Yeah, I want to swap it out.
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133. Hey, you know
who Steve McQueen is?
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134. Yeah.
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135. Would you know
who Steve McQueen was
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136. if you didn't work here?
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137. Black people don't know
who Steve McQueen is.
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138. I keep that there
for protection.
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139. If some dude come in here
asking about that poster,
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140. I know he's trying to get me
to turn around so he can rob me.
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141. Sign this.
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142. Get you a receipt.
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143. Thank you.
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144. I wasn't trying to...
rob you.
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145. - 'Sup, guys?
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146. It's your boy, Zan,
with another mixtape review.
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147. If you like what you hear,
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148. hit this Like button and
re-blog the fuck out of my ass!
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149. Yeah!
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150. Let's talk about
the current king of stan rap,
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151. Paper Boi.
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152. ♪ Paper Boi, Paper Boi
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153. The first I this dude took
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154. is naming himself Paper Boi
in the first place.
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155. There's already
a rapper Paperboy.
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156. He had that song "Ditty."
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157. Or how about
this Paper Boi?
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158. Also this
Papuh Boi too.
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159. I mean, how am I
supposed to spell "failure"
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160. when you're taking
all the Is?
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161. ♪ Paper Boi, Paper Boi
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162. This Paper Boi is hot.
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163. This is the problem
with rap right now, man.
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164. Every nigga can't sell drugs,
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165. just like every nigga
can't rap.
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166. But when you're out here
and you can't do both,
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167. what the fuck
are you doing, bro?
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168. I mean, really?
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169. He is kind of funny.
What's his Twitter handle?
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170. Man, shut up.
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171. You told me to watch it.
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172. Yo, is this nigga Indian?
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173. I don't like Indian dudes
who say "nigga."
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174. It's just the Internet.
It doesn't matter.
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175. Man, he out here saying
I can't rap and I don't move.
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176. Man, that's disrespect.
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177. You don't want people
to know you move.
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178. - Trust me.
- I don't, man,
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179. but I can't have people
out here talking shit.
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180. He messin' with my
actual business, my life.
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181. He don't even know
what he talkin' about, man.
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182. Nobody checking
his credentials.
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183. Why he get to attack mine?
Shit.
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184. ♪ You walked into my life
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185. He's one of these misguided
niggas who loves hip-hop.
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186. No, he don't, man.
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187. He out here selling T-shirts.
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188. He exploiting it.
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189. What he look like?
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190. I mean,
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191. is he Dominican, man?
Like...
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192. Somebody was in here
looking for you today,
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193. waiting when I opened.
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194. Really?
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195. This dude?
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196. No, he wasn't Dominican,
I don't think.
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197. But he was different.
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198. Shaved side of his head.
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199. Pink jacket.
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200. And he wasn't a friend.
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201. Sitting in his car
when I opened up.
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202. Dodge Challenger,
'70s, tan.
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204. I'll tell you,
smoking a Swisher
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205. with no weed.
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206. Guy gave me the creeps.
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207. Yo.
Zan going on now.
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208. The fuck?
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209. What you think?
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210. Bruh.
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211. - What you think?
♪ I got—
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212. - Bruh.
- Zan?
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213. Nigga, I know that guy.
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214. He used to come down
to the old place.
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215. Word?
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216. In fact, I think I know
where he works.
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217. No.
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218. Do you know if you can
block someone on a flip phone?
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219. Why?
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220. 'Cause that dude Zan
keeps mass-texting me
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221. every party in Atlanta
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222. and he keeps calling them
"movements"
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223. and I fucking hate him.
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224. Hmm.
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225. Wasn't that dude, like,
half Chinese or something?
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226. I don't know.
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227. Probably.
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228. He was pretty short.
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229. Ni-I-ice!
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230. Chinese people
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232. - Look it up.
- In what?
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234. Look, this dude
killed enough people
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on Earth.
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236. And if he conquered you
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237. and you were bigger
than this wheel he had,
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238. crrk, he'd kill you.
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239. Is that true?
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240. You don't think that
had an effect genetically?
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241. Plus, Chinese people
don't like black people no way.
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242. - Look it up.
- Again, where?
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243. And he's not Chinese.
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244. I'm not Chinese.
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245. Wait right here, bro.
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246. ♪ Rambo, rambo, rambo
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247. He said meet him around back.
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248. No, he didn't.
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249. Oh, yay.
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250. My man.
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251. Thank you very much.
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252. Yeah?
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253. Brother.
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254. Is he going
to get the money?
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255. Uh...
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256. Got to make a quick
trade up.
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257. It's the last stop.
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258. Come on, Barfight.
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259. Hey, man.
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260. Oh, hey,
what's up, man?
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261. Nigga—
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262. - We need to talk.
- Yeah, sure, we can talk.
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though, uh...
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264. Ride with me.
We'll talk.
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265. You coming, bro?
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266. So what's up, man?
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267. - You working on a mixtape?
- Look, man.
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268. I don't know if you know
what's happening out here,
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269. but this ain't no game,
a'ight?
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270. I'm getting tired of niggas
online harassing me.
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271. Ah, fan engagement.
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272. No, man, you messin'
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273. This my job.
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274. Helping us get money,
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275. Nigga!
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276. There's no money
anywhere near rap.
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277. Now, I know it look
fun and games on The Shade Room,
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278. but... niggas die.
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279. People are forgotten.
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280. Shit is real.
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284. Like, if I was recording this,
could I use that?
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285. Nigga, are you
recording me right now?
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286. I record everything, man.
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287. Everything's valuable
to someone.
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288. Okay, so then you admit it.
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289. You ain't no critic
or a photographer.
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290. You—you like a salesman
or something.
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291. What's the difference?
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292. I mean,
it's all the game.
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293. We're all just hustling.
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294. You too.
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295. 'Cause I have to.
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296. I scare people at ATMs,
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297. So I have to rap.
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298. I mean, that's what rap is—
making the best
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299. out of a bad situation,
brother.
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300. Right.
You're exploiting
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301. your situation.
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302. What?
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303. You're exploiting
your situation to make rap,
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304. and I'm exploiting you
exploiting that.
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305. Money, bro.
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306. Whatever, man.
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307. I, like—I could say
some shit right now,
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308. but I ain't trying to go off
on you with your son back there.
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309. That's not my son.
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310. That's my business partner.
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311. We make Vine videos together.
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312. Hos love this little nigga.
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313. He just needs an edge.
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Say it!
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315. Sure I know, bitch!
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316. Hmm.
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317. Try the alt.
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318. I...
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319. on everybody face.
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320. Hmm?
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321. Put your seat belt on,
Quentin.
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322. A'ight, let's do this,
Quentin.
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323. Wait.
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324. You got this kid
delivering your pizzas?
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325. Word of mouth.
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326. I'm watching him the whole time,
it's cool.
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327. Wait—hold up, man.
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328. Did he just get robbed,
man?
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329. Shit is crazy, B.
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330. Give me the pizza.
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331. Give me
pizza back.
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332. Give me...
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333. Give me
pizza back!
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334. Give me the money!
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335. I know where you live!
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336. Oh, come on,
come on, come on, buddy.
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337. How much we
getting for him?
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338. Uh, about 2 to 4K.
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339. Hell yeah.
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340. Hell. Yeah.
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341. Hey, hey.
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342. Hey, D.
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here he blows.
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344. Yeah.
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345. So what you think?
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346. Yeah.
Yeah, this a good dog.
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347. Uh-huh.
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348. Cool?
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349. All right.
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350. - Here you are.
- Good deal.
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351. I'll catch you.
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352. Thank you, thank you,
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353. Let's go, buddy.
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354. Yes.
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355. Hey, you going
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356. Yeah.
Yeah, in September.
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357. What?
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358. Yeah, he's gonna take that
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359. Cane Corso and breed it
with his other Cane Corso.
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360. They're gonna have
Cane Corso puppies.
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361. They gonna sell them pups
for 2K each.
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362. And you get half.
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363. Man, you 'bout to come up
off that phone, brother.
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364. Are you joking?
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365. No.
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366. You all right,
brother?
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367. No, no, I'm actually
kind of fucked.
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that money, okay?
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370. Not in September,
but today.
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371. Okay?
See, I'm poor, Darius.
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372. Okay?
And poor people
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374. because poor people
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377. not in September.
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378. Right, I asked you
at the pawn shop,
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379. if you needed the money,
to take the money.
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380. And you said you
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381. so I got you more money.
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382. Look.
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383. Here, trade this in.
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384. - No, it's cool, man—
- No, no, it's fine.
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385. I'm just stressed.
I got a lot going on.
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386. No, it's fine.
It's fine.
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387. I get a new one every month.
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388. Make sure they ain't
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