1. Hey, yo, man, wake up.
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2. Hey, man, you gotta get up,
aight?
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3. You gotta leave.
It's getting late.
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4. Wh—
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5. What time is it?
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6. It's like noon.
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7. Look, the party was straight
and everything,
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all this shit.
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11. but I don't know y'all,
you know?
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12. I mean, we cool,
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13. but we ain't cool.
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14. Where is Alfred?
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15. Who?
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16. Al.
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17. Paper Boi.
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18. Oh, he dipped
a while ago.
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19. You know, it's like
y'all my niggas,
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21. I mean it's like
I know y'all,
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man.
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23. Where's my jacket?
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24. People just tearing up shit.
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25. Somebody poured a beer
in my Brita pitcher.
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I fuck with y'all,
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man!
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28. It's a...
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29. It's like a—
a blue bomber jacket.
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30. - Have you seen it?
- Nah.
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on fire.
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33. - What?
- Yeah.
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on the inside.
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35. I mean, I was gonna
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but—
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the point.
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38. I mean, it's like
we boys, but—
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Yeah, I get it.
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it's got a patch on it.
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41. You know?
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43. Can we hurry up
and get some food?
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44. I'm, like, dying.
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45. Hey.
What's up, Al?
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46. Um, did you pick up my jacket
yesterday?
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47. Dang.
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48. No, I just—I just thought
maybe you picked it up.
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53. All right?
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54. All right, cool.
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55. Peace.
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56. Free chicken sandwich day,
nigga.
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57. - Hey, what's—
- Listen, you owe me $10, man.
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58. No, I mean—
I was here last night.
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59. I think I left my jacket
in there.
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60. Still got to
charge you ten.
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63. Nope.
Didn't see it.
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64. W—
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66. Nah, man.
It ain't here.
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68. Hey, honey.
You want a dance?
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69. Uh, no, actually,
I was here last night.
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70. I'm—I'm just lookin'
for my jacket.
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71. Oh, with Paper Boi?
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73. Yeah, exactly.
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74. I'm—I'm his manager.
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75. Oh, really?
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76. Y'all need a girl
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78. Uh, nah.
Maybe.
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80. Okay, don't lie to me.
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81. I'm—I'm not lying to you.
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82. Look,
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83. are any of the girls
from last night here right now?
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84. One of them might have
my jacket.
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85. Okay, what she look like?
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she was blonde.
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89. Uh...
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her... shoulders.
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91. Nah.
Well, wait.
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92. She like a hot yellow broad?
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93. She was
kind of light-skinned,
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94. but not—
not super light-skinned.
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Was she skinny?
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96. She was pretty thick.
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they were—
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with a fat ass?
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She—
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she looked like her.
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106. Nigga, them titties ain't big.
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I don't—
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108. I don't know
the titty median here.
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109. I've been working here
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110. and I ain't never seen nobody
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111. Sorry.
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112. Aight.
It's cool.
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113. Thanks.
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114. Uh, wait a minute.
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116. and not take my phone number
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117. Oh.
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118. Uh, yeah.
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119. See, you think
I'm playin'.
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120. - I'm so serious.
- I know.
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121. - You better call me.
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122. Told ya.
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123. Shots gon' make this night!
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124. Tittys and bittys
and tittys.
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125. Tittys
and bittys and tittys.
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126. Tittys and bittys
and—no, not—
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127. I hate shots.
You know that, right?
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128. - Hey.
- What you doing?
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129. Gotta get in the Uber!
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130. - Whoo!
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131. - I got shotgun.
- I got shotgun, nigga.
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132. - I got the front.
- Man.
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133. That's right, man,
to the back.
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134. Hey, man.
Hey, what's your name, man?
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135. What you doin'?
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136. My baby mama's cousin
gonna drop me off.
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137. This nigga, man.
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138. Hey!
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139. This is Beyoncé's best song.
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140. Nigga...
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141. But I stay gold!
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142. ♪ Hey, must be the money!
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143. Yeah, yeah!
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144. What if we found out
Ja Rule was just a dog?
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145. - Like, he's just—
- Like—
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146. - Nigga, grunk!
- Look at this shit.
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147. - I wanna see—
- Oh! Watch what they doin'--
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148. Hey, come on!
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149. I said it. Look at that.
Look at that. Look at that.
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150. No. No, you don't understand.
It takes your soul, man.
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151. Yo!
E-money.
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152. - Hey.
- What it be like?
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153. - Hey, guys.
- Sup, bro?
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154. Sup?
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155. Thanks for waking me up
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156. We didn't wake you up.
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157. Yeah, I know.
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158. I woke up at 11:30
with Joe screaming at me.
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159. - Word?
- Yeah, he was pretty mad.
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160. Why?
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161. 'Cause we, like,
ruined his house.
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162. Like, we set, like, a trash can
on fire or something?
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163. - Right.
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164. Oh, yeah, that did happen.
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165. - Yeah.
- Yep.
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166. Hey, that girl, Kim,
threw that blunt in the trash.
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167. - Mm.
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168. - Man, we was drunk as hell.
- That was cold.
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169. Yeah, well, he's pissed.
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170. Well, so what?
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171. I can barely remember
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172. Well, you don't need to.
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173. Uh, yup.
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178. Yeah, appearances of money.
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179. Look, we need to start
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180. All right?
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181. That's what we need to do, bro.
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182. Stunting's a kind of a trap.
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185. Oh, my God, man.
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186. How you suck the fun
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187. See, that's—
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189. Man, they don't know
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192. - See how he goes?
- You know what I think?
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195. on spending money,
then it'd be time well spent.
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196. But all the rest of that—
you know, I—
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197. Here, let me see your phone.
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198. I need to contact that
Uber driver from last night.
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199. I think he's got my jacket.
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200. Thanks.
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201. Don't flip through
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204. Yeah.
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205. Speaking of money,
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207. - They're only 75¢ a pack.
- Hey.
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208. Um, yeah, this is, uh,
a customer of yours
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210. Uh, yeah, I think—
yeah, the rappers.
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211. The rappers.
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212. I think I left a—
a jacket in there?
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213. It's a—
it's like navy blue bomber.
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different flavors.
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216. - You got barbecue.
- Yeah, check, please.
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217. - Thanks.
- Teriyaki.
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218. - Mmm.
- Sushi.
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219. - Sushi, nigga?
- Catfish.
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221. I don't know if I want
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222. No, they're delicious.
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223. - Sushi sunflower seeds?
- Yeah, yeah.
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224. - Hey, why you didn't get those?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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229. Don't really
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230. - I think it's a bigger issue...
- Uh, all right.
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231. - Than people talk about.
- But how is it—wait, man.
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232. - Yeah, okay.
- It's not like they killing
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in the seed, bro.
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234. - Oh, so that's artificial?
- That's artificial.
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235. - All right.
- Hmm.
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236. Yeah. Bye.
Damn it.
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there's—
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239. It's all right, man.
It's okay.
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240. Found my jacket.
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243. He wants me to pay $50
to drop it off.
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244. Damn.
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245. - Wait, Fidel from last night?
- Yeah.
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246. - F-money?
- Ooh, these Uber niggas
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250. - Oh, Earn, man, God.
- Please.
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251. I hate that sound—
like, that sound, like, come on.
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252. Alfred, I really need
this jacket, man.
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253. Aight, man,
I guess, man.
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254. Here we go.
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255. - Bailin' his ass out again.
- I guess.
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doing this again.
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260. Oh, hey, man, we can go
get some Jamaican food, boy.
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261. Oh, Jamaican.
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262. - Hell yeah.
- The curry goat.
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263. The curry goat.
The curry goat.
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264. I wonder how they catch
those goats, man.
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265. Yo, where is this nigga,
man?
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266. This some bull.
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268. I don't know if one of these
is his houses or what.
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269. Well, call his ass again.
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272. 48 Hrs.
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275. Oh.
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277. Second time it's me.
- Hello?
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278. Hey, is this Earnest Marks?
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279. Uh, yeah.
Who's this?
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282. Yeah, the rapper.
You manage Paper Boi, right?
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283. I love his music.
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we'll work on something.
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285. Uh, that'd be dope.
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286. Yo, man, you guys
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287. Yeah, that—
are you asking us on tour?
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288. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, just get ready, man.
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290. Yo.
That was Senator K.
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292. Wait, Senator K?
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293. Yo!
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294. That boy's music is fuego!
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295. What, you see Fidel?
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298. Something off.
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299. No, man.
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300. What? Wait.
What are you talking about?
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301. Move! Move! Move!
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302. Get out of the car.
Put your hands up now.
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303. Atlanta PD!
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304. Hey, man, chill out!
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305. Driver, I need you
to turn off the car.
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306. I need everybody
to get out slowly.
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307. All right,
I'm turning off the car, man.
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308. - I got your six!
- Hands up!
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309. Dude, you don't got to point
the damn guns, man.
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310. Slowly, gentlemen.
Turn around.
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311. - Put your hands on the car.
- Step it out!
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312. Look, my hands right here, man.
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313. Hey, what the hell
is going on?
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314. What are you gentlemen
doing down here?
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315. Man, we're just waiting
on our Uber driver.
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317. Do you have any weapons
or narcotics on you?
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318. What?
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319. Do you gentlemen know
Fidel Arroyo?
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320. F-money?
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321. Hey, hey, yo, yo!
What you doing to my car, man?
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322. It's a safety precaution.
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323. Are you guys here
to purchase drugs
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324. or weapons from Mr. Arroyo?
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325. We here for a jacket.
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326. My jacket.
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327. - There he goes.
- Get down!
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328. Take him, take him, take him!
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329. - Oh!
- Ooh!
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330. - Coming in.
- Checking for weapons!
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331. - Yo, come on.
- Clear the area!
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332. Did y'all really need
all them bullets, man?
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333. Just stay there, sir.
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334. Keep an eye on
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335. Suspect is down.
Repeat, suspect is down.
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336. Get up!
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337. - He's dead.
- Don't touch me!
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338. Why?
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339. - Ma'am, it's okay.
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340. Four suspects...
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in his pockets?
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like, is—
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in the pockets.
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349. - All right, thank you.
- I'm gonna ask you to leave.
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All right. No.
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No. Go.
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352. Go.
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353. Sorry about the jacket,
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uh...
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356. - And cool.
Yeah.
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357. Yeah, it was a little cool.
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about the jacket.
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362. For what?
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363. It's your 5%,
or whatever.
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I'm gonna go in the house.
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when the cops came.
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gonna be weird.
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371. I'm going to Van's
and Lottie's tonight.
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372. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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373. - Daddy day care?
- Daddy day care.
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374. - Yeah.
- Warm the bottles up.
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377. All right.
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378. Harry, stop it!
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381. Right off the grill.
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382. - Mmm.
- Yeah.
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383. - Mmm!
- Mmm!
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385. - Right? Mmm.
- That actually smells good.
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386. Yummy!
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387. - Yummy!
- Want a little piece, baby?
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You haven't even tried it yet.
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to cook like this?
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390. Uh, remember that show
Down Home with the Neelys?
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391. Yeah, that was like—
you want some, baby?
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392. Mmm!
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so, like, I learned some things.
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395. - Oh.
- How is it?
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397. - It is.
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- He didn't inhale.
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400. No.
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in this movie.
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402. - Who's that?
- Swift.
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403. - Hey.
- What's up?
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What's up, boy?
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Hey.
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your key.
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407. Thank you.
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408. I've been looking
all day for this.
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told me to keep it
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yourself again.
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412. Yeah.
Again.
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413. Yeah, look, so what's up?
You coming to work tomorrow?
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414. Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I guess.
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415. All right.
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416. Well, bet, man,
I'll see you up there.
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417. - All right, man.
- Hey.
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party was crazy last night.
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419. I will. I will.
I will. I will.
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Vanessa?
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hey, look,
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424. if y'all ever break up—
would that be weird?
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425. - Yeah.
- Okay.
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426. - Call me "Swift," baby.
- I will.
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- Nah.
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430. Kinda.
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431. Not really.
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433. This is for you.
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434. What is that?
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435. It's that thing
we always need.
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436. You a drug dealer now?
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437. Earn, are you kidding me?
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438. - Are you—
- Oh, my God.
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439. - Yo, you are fucking wack.
- You looked so sad.
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440. You looked so sad.
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443. No, I'm not—
come on.
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could do that?
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445. I'd be so bad at it.
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447. I know.
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though.
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450. Yeah.
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Have a good night.
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456. You too.
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457. Call you tomorrow.
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458. Okay.
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459. Yeah.
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