As Told by Ginger 1x8

Directed by Carol Millican

Chris Marquette as Stuart Higsby (voice) • Bernie Kopell as Mr. Libby (voice) • Kathleen Freeman as Mrs. Gordon (voice) • Jerry Houser as Principal Milty (voice) • Elizabeth Halpern as Ms. Zorski (voice)

Dodie accidentally reveals to Miranda one of Ginger's most closely guarded secrets... her mom won't let her shave her legs. Will Miranda end up spilling the beans to the rest of the school? Meanwhile, Carl becomes 'Wolf Boy' after stealing a janitors toupee.

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1. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. and NICKELODEON]

3. Okay, okay, there's no need to panic.

4. This is just a routine drill.

5. Just routine.

6. This is just a drill, right?

7. Bullhorn op.

8. Out of the way, Zorski.

9. People, I have just been informed

10. there is not an actual fire.

11. Thank you, Mr. Zipper.

12. Nevertheless, we will continue to proceed with the drill.

13. Repeat, proceed with the drill.

14. Oh, Ginger...

15. Step back a sec.

16. I've been meaning to thank you

17. for not telling Mrs. Zorski

18. that I filed that anonymous fashion complaint

19. about her wearing last year's styles.

20. Seriously, how can anyone be expected

21. to learn under those circumstances?

22. I hear you...

23. Oh, I just love fire drills, don't you, Miranda?

24. It gives you a good chance to catch up on the gossip.

25. Last fire drill I found out...

26. Are you speaking to me?

27. Looks like Courtney and Ginger

28. are swapping the latest scoop.

29. Know any good scandal?

30. Like I'd tell you the time.

31. Oh, no offense taken.

32. I'm sure Ginger will fill me in later.

33. She's my best friend, after all.

34. Do you really think so, Dodie?

35. Of course I think so.

36. I've had that position since pre-kindergarten.

37. Well, looks like Courtney

38. is Ginger's best friend now.

39. I need two volunteers

40. to demonstrate the correct usage of the fire hose.

41. Any takers?

42. No? What a surprise.

43. We'll volunteer, Principal Milty.

44. Uh, Courtney, are you sure

45. you want to do this?

46. Of course. It will be fun.

47. Looks like best friend behavior to me.

48. It's just temporary bonding over their fire drill duties. Happens.

49. Wake up and smell the second string.

50. You've been replaced.

51. I know everything about Ginger

52. starting with her love of smiley-faced pajamas

53. and ending with her irrational fear of the tooth fairy.

54. Right...

55. I think she mentioned those to Courtney.

56. Well... Courtney certainly doesn't know about Frizzy Lizzies

57. Ginger's deepest, darkest secret, does she?

58. Well?

59. Did I hear "Frizzy Lizzy" just now?

60. But Ginger would never tell anyone else

61. about her red-hairy legs

62. that her mom won't let her shave.

63. Fire drills are great for gossip.

64. Carl, I have timed exactly how long it takes

65. to walk to the teacher's supply closet

66. locate a box of chalk and walk back.

67. No side trips, young man.

68. Whatever you say, Mrs. Gordon.

69. Ooh...

70. Hmm?

71. Oh!

72. Is that you, Mr. Libby?

73. What are you doing in the hallway, Carl?

74. Chalk run.

75. So tell me, when did your male pattern baldness strike?

76. 'Cause yesterday you had a rather full head of hair, no?

77. On your way, Foutley.

78. Fine. But I'm sensing denial, Mr. I.

79. I know people.

80. Call if you need me.

81. Interesting.

82. Did you hear that? What?

83. The sound of the world as you know it coming to a screeching halt.

84. What are you talking about?

85. Oh...

86. It's a secret.

87. Yours, in fact.

88. And if you don't do exactly as I say

89. I'll reveal your deepest, hairiest secret

90. to the whole school.

91. You can't... you don't...

92. Oh, but I do.

93. And no one else needs to know

94. about this embarrassing little problem of yours

95. as long as you... stay away from Courtney!

96. But Miranda...

97. I'm calling the shots from now on, Foutley.

98. Aw, I'm disappointed.

99. I thought 100% synthetic would feel more... synthetic.

100. Hey, Carl, you should see yourself.

101. You look all... freaky and twisted.

102. Really?

103. Aah!

104. I don't know what just came over me now.

105. I felt positively... wolfen.

106. Stop it, Carl!

107. I'm going to have nightmares!

108. Carl is no more.

109. I am Wolf Boy.

110. Yield to my power!

111. Well, what about me?

112. What about my power?

113. No time.

114. I feel a full moon rising.

115. Grarr...

116. You guys...

117. Miranda's totally bluffing, right?

118. You two are the only ones

119. who know about my Frizzy Lizzies

120. and you'd never tell.

121. Only under threat of torture.

122. Oh...!

123. All right, all right, I can't take it anymore!

124. I did it!

125. I told Miranda how you can't shave

126. your awful, red-hairy legs!

127. Oh...!

128. You traitor.

129. It was a total accident.

130. Miranda said Courtney was your best friend

131. and she just got me so flustered

132. it slipped out.

133. Dodie... how could you?

134. I didn't mean to.

135. I'm so sorry.

136. Oh...

137. Well, at least you didn't mention

138. her love for smiley-face pajamas

139. or that whole tooth fairy thing.

140. Oh...

141. Oh... oh, yeah.

142. Do you find that hump on your little toe irritating?

143. Not as irritating as receiving visitors during my foot bath.

144. Carl, what are you up to?

145. Medical research, perfectly routine.

146. No ripping any more pages.

147. I'm missing the whole chapter

148. on leech therapy.

149. Uh-oh.

150. There's got to be something

151. on that hairy disease.

152. Jeez, Mrs. Foutley

153. you could capsize a boat in that thing.

154. Thanks for your concern.

155. Now take your apple.

156. Success!

157. Mmm... eucalyptus with a hint of adhesive corn pad.

158. Might have to market these.

159. Uh-uh... one dip per foot bath.

160. May I present the Unicorn razor.

161. My mom swears by these.

162. Uh, why... is it extra sharp or something?

163. Oh, I doubt it.

164. It's called "the young woman's choice."

165. It's her only choice since you spilt the beans, sister.

166. Ginger, I got you into this

167. and I'm going to make you get yourself out of this.

168. Macie, shaving cream.

169. JoAnn Ginger!

170. Your mother wants you home!

171. Oh... thanks, Mrs. Bishop.

172. Got to go.

173. But your reputation's at stake!

174. Not to mention you have foam

175. seeping through your pants leg.

176. I know, I know.

177. I'll deal with it later, guys. Bye.

178. Mother, they're predicting a cold snap tonight.

179. Do you think you could pick up some fresh hay for my den?

180. Carl, your grandmother went arthritic

181. knitting you that afghan.

182. You're going to use it.

183. When you grow up, you can sleep in hay.

184. I go by "Wolf Boy" now.

185. Thanks in advance.

186. Sorry, Mr. Boy.

187. Can you believe this kid?

188. One day he's got a relatively clean face

189. the next it's covered with hair.

190. What? Hair?

191. Now, as my sister, we're in the same pack

192. but I insist on being the alpha wolf.

193. Oh...

194. Uh... is Miranda out there?

195. Are we positively certain

196. that Miranda is waiting for Ginger?

197. Steve, you seen Ginger anywhere?

198. Steve?

199. I'm Gregg with three g's.

200. So you know.

201. I'll make a note, Gregg with three g's.

202. Seen Ginger with two?

203. I think you should move to Paris.

204. It's a known fact that French women don't shave their legs.

205. Forget it.

206. I'm not moving to France.

207. Huh?

208. What's going on?

209. Darren, do me a solid.

210. Can you tell Miranda I'm out sick today?

211. Wow... what's Miranda got on you?

212. I can't tell you, but I swear it's big.

213. Please help me.

214. Done deal.

215. I can't hide under stairwells the rest of my life.

216. Actually, with a generous ration of canned goods

217. and a space blanket

218. you might make it.

219. Step right up!

220. The legend is true!

221. Come see—

222. but don't touch—

223. the amazing Wolf Boy!

224. Back! This is a wild animal!

225. No one must feed, pet

226. nor aggravate ye Wolf Boy in any way!

227. And that means you, Higsby.

228. I just thought he'd like my veggie burger.

229. Wolf Boy is a carnivorous beast!

230. It tastes just like meat.

231. Even my dad was fooled.

232. Son, feed him that and you're as good as road kill.

233. Stand back!

234. Behold... Wolf Boy!

235. Before your very eyes

236. is none other than our former fun-loving friend Carl Foutley.

237. His freak family gene

238. has transformed him into part-boy, part-wolf.

239. I warned you, Higsby!

240. I warned you!

241. Mom, can we discuss my legs?

242. Sure. They're cute, shapely...

243. remind me of my own as a girl.

244. I meant shaving my legs.

245. Oh... well, let me answer your query

246. with a story of a girl much like yourself.

247. She shaved her legs behind her mother's back.

248. One thing led to another

249. and she lost her hearing

250. at an amusement park.

251. And her only horse?

252. Stolen by rodeo clowns.

253. Uh, I don't even have a horse.

254. Exactly.

255. Let's keep it that way, shall we?

256. I promise to be careful.

257. Out! I'm talking to Mom.

258. Mom, please.

259. Ginger, no on this one.

260. Shaving your legs is like...

261. eating a bag of pork rinds.

262. Once you start, you can't stop.

263. Ah, the curs-ed Foutley gene.

264. Has it appeared on your knuckles yet?

265. May I call you Wolf Girl?

266. Don't you have a moon to howl at?

267. Mm-hmm... thinking like a wolf.

268. Bay with me, Sis.

269. I'm not moving to France, Macie.

270. Well, you better do something, because here comes Courtney.

271. Oh...

272. Hmm, I see you're all having the special.

273. Ginger, I haven't seen you since our fire drill tour de force.

274. What have you been up to?

275. I've just been...

276. Ginger, don't you need to go to the library?

277. No... I was just there.

278. But what about your report on Hairy Houdini?

279. I... got to go, Courtney.

280. But we haven't talked in ages.

281. Better shake a leg.

282. Uh... huh...

283. Oh, Ginger, your legs will look absolutely gorgeous

284. after I pluck all those pesky red hairs out. Promise.

285. Can't we wait until after dinner?

286. I wouldn't.

287. There are approximately 58 follicles

288. per square inch on your leg

289. so it will take Dodie six days and three hours

290. to pluck all 24,604 hairs.

291. Give or take a hair.

292. Seen my tweezers?

293. Tweezers? Don't know what they look like.

294. I could have sworn I set them on the coffee table

295. after I plucked that tick off Wolf Boy. Hmm.

296. Tick? Gross.

297. Oh, eww...

298. Hmm.

299. Ah, here to see Wolf Boy?

300. I can offer you a private viewing.

301. Children.

302. Okay, single file behind me.

303. No pushing or shoving.

304. That just brings out the animal in him.

305. You have my deepest sympathies.

306. Is Ginger home?

307. I'm Miranda, her closest friend.

308. Really? Pleased to meet you.

309. I've heard almost nothing about you.

310. It's a low-key friendship.

311. Ginger! Get down here!

312. She'll be right... hey, are those my good tweezers?

313. Carl...!

314. Miranda...

315. What are you doing here?

316. Cut the chit-chat, Foutley.

317. I have a book report due tomorrow, so get started.

318. You expect me to write your book report?

319. And bone up on your pre-algebra

320. 'cause I've got an assignment for the weekend.

321. But I've got homework of my own.

322. Let me pretend I care.

323. Okay, I'm done.

324. But Miranda...

325. I'll expect the report tomorrow

326. in the girls' bathroom at lunch.

327. Call of the Wild.

328. I'll be up till midnight reading this.

329. I'll do what I can.

330. Thanks, Darren.

331. I owe you.

332. Today's menu specials include grilled bologna with pickles

333. grilled hot dogs and macaroni

334. or grilled lettuce and mayo.

335. And I do accept gum as a form of payment.

336. I got book reports, forged hall passes

337. answers to last year's history final.

338. Hey, got a report on Call of the Wild?

339. That's kind of heady, cost you a fiver.

340. Shh...

341. Carl, why are dressed like that?

342. Mrs. Gordon, he only answers to Wolf Boy now

343. due to the unfortunate and until now recessive Foutley gene

344. which suddenly make him grow

345. wolf-like hair.

346. Zip it, Robert.

347. Carl, do you still have the power of speech

348. or has the wolf got your tongue?

349. Oh, uh, thanks for asking

350. but my senses are keener than ever.

351. You might want to check on my twice-baked potato

352. you confiscated, I believe last week.

353. My heightened sense of smell tells me it's rotting

354. in your bottom left drawer.

355. Mrs. Gordon, I don't feel safe

356. in your classroom anymore.

357. Wolf Boy is a menace to society. A menace.

358. Carl, take your wolf hide down to the nurse's station.

359. Let her figure out what to do with you.

360. You're smart to make me go, Gordo.

361. Who knows what havoc I might wreak?

362. Boys' bathroom material.

363. I'm slightly impressed.

364. But next time, make it original.

365. Here's my handwriting.

366. Study and perfect it

367. if you know what's good for you.

368. You know, I don't approve of cheating.

369. And no one approves of hairy legs.

370. If you get my point.

371. Courtney...!

372. Yes, yes, nice to see you all, too.

373. Now, would everyone please clear out

374. with the exception of Ginger?

375. Ginger, I can't help but notice

376. your indifference towards me lately.

377. I've just been so busy.

378. Homework, book reports...

379. Oh, well, if you're too busy, I understand.

380. But I'm just being honest with you.

381. Perhaps I need to rethink this budding friendship.

382. Miranda.

383. Ladies...

384. Move along, Foutley.

385. Stop staring at me that way.

386. What's wrong with you, boy?

387. Nurse!

388. Bring that back, Carl Foutley!

389. Okay, now, this is supposed to be

390. completely painless.

391. Let's just get this over with

392. and stop Miranda before it's too late.

393. Go on... paint me.

394. You're the bravest girl I've ever known.

395. I won't forget you, Ginger Foutley... ever.

396. Stealing someone's toupee...

397. It's more than theft, young man.

398. You made that poor man a laughingstock.

399. Why, why, why?

400. Mom, don't blame yourself.

401. I'm an animal.

402. Besides, you should have seen

403. how fake that thing looked.

404. I did old Libby a favor.

405. Oh! I'm not finished with you yet.

406. I love you, Wolf Boy!

407. We heard Mr. Libby caught him in a snare trap

408. and Wolf Boy had to chew his own leg off to get out.

409. Wolf Boy's walking on two legs again.

410. Show's over, kids, he's retired.

411. It was just the test patch.

412. What's going on in there?

413. It's okay, Mom, I just saw a spider.

414. Oh!

415. The waxing is off.

416. But you don't want people to think

417. you have that hairy gene like your brother, do you?

418. You actually fell for that, Macie?

419. Carl's the master of manipulation.

420. He can convince anyone of anything.

421. It's a sickness.

422. Or... a gift.

423. You were right to come to me, ladies.

424. As you know, I myself recently had a brush with the hairy life

425. and understand it's a mixed bag

426. both at once charmed and curs-ed.

427. Can you help me, Carl?

428. Believe I can, Sis.

429. Mom has forbidden you to shave your legs

430. but said nothing, as I recall, about your ankles.

431. Show Miranda a hairless ankle and send her packing.

432. It might work.

433. What's that old thing?

434. This? Why, the finest dog-grooming mechanism on the market.

435. Carelessly thrown in the trash.

436. But if it was good enough

437. for the Randalls' Pekinese

438. it's good enough for you.

439. Oh... velvet.

440. Oh, Ginger, there's all sorts of fashion available to you now!

441. Oh... I don't know how to thank you, Carl.

442. This is a fine start.

443. See me once a week.

444. Pretty soon I'll have enough for a goatee and sideburns.

445. I'll be needing those math problems by the end of the day.

446. It's over, Miranda.

447. Find someone else to do your dirty work.

448. You think you're so clever.

449. Fine! Where's that little run-mouth friend of yours?

450. You mean my best friend Dodie?

451. She's not doing anything for you.

452. Try cracking a book yourself.

453. Ouch. That hurt, Foutley.

454. Hmm... khaki clam-diggers

455. with a side cargo pocket.

456. How very smart!

457. I approve.

458. Thanks, Courtney.

459. I'm glad you're talking to me again.

460. Well, you did have three more days

461. of cold-shouldering coming

462. but that statute of limitations can be broken

463. when a fashion compliment is in order.

464. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

465. and NICKELODEON

466. Captioned by The Caption Center Educational Foundation]

467. What about my power? Grarr...