1. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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2. and NICKELODEON]
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3. Let's settle down, people.
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4. Settle down.
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5. Today we're going to be
watching a picture
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6. that wasn't nominated
for any awards.
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7. But it should have been.
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8. The main character is
someone you can all relate to.
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9. You...
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10. and Your Pituitary Gland:
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11. A Match Made In Heaven.
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12. Ooh, movies can be
very romantic
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13. even in the context
of a classroom.
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14. Maybe you should try to
sit next to Ian? Hmm?
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15. And when this fine boy
was your age
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16. he was a student in my class.
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17. And now look!
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18. One of the most recognized
natural-healing doctors
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19. in the whole world.
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20. Me and Hoodsey are
going to be, like
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21. 30 times that famous.
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22. For what, Carl?
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23. I'm hardly good
at anything.
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24. Mrs. Gordon?
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25. Have you ever
taught a student
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26. whose adorable little
pet became famous?
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27. Because sometimes
if your pet's
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28. really, really
adorable and special
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29. it can get famous.
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30. Forget it, Brandon.
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31. Your stupid monkey
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32. isn't ever going to
be famous for anything.
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33. Except being stupid.
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34. You and Hoodsey are
already famous for that.
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35. Put your monkey
where your mouth is.
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36. I'll bet you
me and Hoodsey
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37. are world-famous
by the end of this weekend.
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38. Winner takes the monkey.
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39. Carl! I've told you
a million times
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40. there will be no low-stakes
gambling in my classroom.
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41. Carl. Hoodsey.
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42. Blake Gripling's
out sick.
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43. I'll need you to
deliver his homework.
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44. Oh...
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45. Who's the hardest working gland
with the most sex appeal?
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46. Why, the pituitary, of course.
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47. Psst.
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48. Huh?
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49. Watch as it secretes
and secretes...
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50. Hey, kids.
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51. The pituitary deserves
your silence and respect.
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52. Sorry, Mr. Cilia.
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53. We're really sorry.
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54. Check out Ginger
and Brace-face.
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55. They're practically
flirting!
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56. You wish.
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57. It certainly would
make things easier
for me and Ian.
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58. Got History
on the south side
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59. and need to hit
the infirmary en route.
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60. Bye! Oh, don't forget
choir practice!
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61. Wait for you
in the band room!
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62. Hey, your mom
picking you up today?
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63. Nuh-uh.
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64. She's working,
I'm walking.
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65. All right, cool.
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66. Meet me at the bike rack.
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67. I'll ride you.
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68. I must say, Ginger.
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69. You and your boyfriend
make a cute couple.
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70. And "cute"
isn't a word
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71. I'm generally
comfortable with.
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72. Darren? My boyfriend?
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73. Are you crazy?
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74. We're, like, total pals.
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75. He's my neighbor.
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76. I mean,
I've known him forever.
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77. "Friends first" is
the foolproof formula
for relationship success.
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78. All the best couples
start out that way.
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79. At least, that's what
Dr. Fondfeelings says.
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80. I watch her infomercials.
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81. There you have it.
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82. And Dr. Fondfeelings
is never wrong.
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83. Never?
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84. It could happen.
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85. And if we really are world
famous by the end of this
weekend, we win a monkey.
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86. And we can make it do
all kinds of crummy things.
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87. Wow. A NASA-quality
super-hi telescope!
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88. Oh, I've always wanted
one of these.
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89. The monkey could eat
our vegetables.
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90. We could train it
to clean our rooms.
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91. I mean the
possibilities are...
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92. Infinite!
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93. Hoodsey, we can use
this telescope
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94. to discover something
really cool, like a comet.
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95. Then we name it after ourselves
and poof!
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96. We're world famous.
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97. Blake's never going
to let us, you know.
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98. He has to.
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99. Otherwise, we hold
his homework ransom.
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100. Cheerio, old bean.
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101. I'd hoped to snag
a word with Master Blake.
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102. Is he about?
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103. Terribly sorry.
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104. I'm afraid...
he's not in.
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105. He's fallen ill and remains
hospitalized at this very
moment.
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106. Is he okay?
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107. I mean, what happened?
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108. It's his blasted tonsils.
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109. They've plagued him
e'er since he was a tiny tot.
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110. Relax, Winston.
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111. Tonsillectomy
is no biggie.
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112. Carl's mom is a nurse.
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113. He knows.
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114. Truly?
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115. Then I feel scads better.
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116. Thanks so much.
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117. Why don't the two
of you blokes pop by
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118. and pay him a visit
at hospital?
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119. He'll be there
a few more days.
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120. Perfect!
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121. Here, Winston.
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122. Give Blake his
homework for us.
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123. Why'd you give up
his homework, Carl?
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124. Now we got nothing on him.
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125. Hey...!
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126. Hoodsey, with Blake
and his whole family
at the hospital
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127. we don't need to
resort to blackmail.
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128. We can simply borrow
his telescope for the weekend
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129. then return it before
he ever knows it's gone.
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130. That's a total violation
of the New Toy Code.
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131. What "New Toy Code"?
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132. And I quote,
"No decent human
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133. "shall play with
another man's toy
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134. "until the new toy
recipient
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135. "has had the opportunity
to play with it himself.
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136. Especially
without asking."
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137. You wrote it,
circa second grade.
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138. It's totally archaic.
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139. No, Carl,
it's totally fair
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140. and I, for one,
intend to uphold it.
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141. We have to get
Blake's consent,
and you know it.
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142. Grab my bag?
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143. Your chariot, madame.
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144. Not too fast, okay?
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145. Okay.
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146. So you're never
going to guess
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147. what Miranda said
about us today.
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148. It's really funny.
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149. What did she say?
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150. Ian? What are you
doing here?
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151. Oh... whoa...
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152. Whoa...
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153. Hey! You guys make
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154. a really cute couple.
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155. We do?
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156. Over here.
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157. Thanks for showing me
the way, Miranda.
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158. You were dreaming,
Ginger.
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159. What the...?
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160. Nah...
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161. Out!
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162. You were twitching
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163. and you drooled
on your notebook.
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164. That's always
how people look
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165. when they dream—
dogs, too.
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166. So what was it about?
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167. Darn!
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168. What are you looking
for, Space Freak?
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169. I need
some stationery.
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170. Nice stationery.
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171. There can't be any gum
or crud on it.
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172. Could you spare a slice?
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173. What's it for?
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174. Classified.
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175. Then no. Get out.
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176. Fine...
it's for a card.
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177. A get-well card.
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178. A dear friend is sick
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179. and me and Hoodsey
care enough to send
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180. the second best, okay?
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181. Good-bye!
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182. Much obliged,
Sis.
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183. Close my door.
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184. This is crazy.
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185. Darren is practically like...
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186. my brother.
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187. Uh, mind taking
some dictation?
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188. Your penmanship is
a lot better than...
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189. Out!
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190. Maybe not exactly
like my brother.
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191. Hi. Emergency meeting
at Macie's house, okay?
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192. A.S.A.P.
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193. You say you flew
inside the tooth?
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194. Yeah. Kinda.
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195. Well, Miranda sort of
held the tooth open
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196. but then I flew in.
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197. Oh, I see.
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198. And where were the bicycle
handles at this point, please?
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199. I... can't remember.
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200. Ginger, Ginger, Ginger.
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201. You're fighting me.
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202. You have to want to
do this work.
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203. Now unless you're
ready to cooperate,
I really can't...
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204. It says here:
"The details
of the dream
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205. "aren't always
important.
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206. "What's more telling
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207. is the overall mood
of the dream."
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208. Really?
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209. Uh-huh.
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210. So, after you flew
into Darren's tooth
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211. how did you feel?
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212. I felt... happy.
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213. Happy?
Happy?
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214. Oh...! Ginger has the
total hots for Darren!
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215. I always knew something
like this would happen.
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216. I swear I did.
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217. Dr. Fondfeelings says
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218. all the most
successful couples
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219. start out as friends first.
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220. Dr. Fondfeelings.
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221. Love to know where she studied.
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222. "Dear Blake..."
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223. "Some don't know
what they got
until it's gone.
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224. and me and Carl found
out a little too late."
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225. Are you nuts?
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226. It's from a song, Carl.
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227. A really good song.
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228. The kind of song
that makes certain
kids cry, okay?
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229. Hoodsey, we're trying
to write a get-well card
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230. not a love letter!
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231. Ooh, a love letter.
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232. Did you hear that, boys?
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233. Retreat, Terrence!
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234. Our visit with Blake
means everything, Hoods.
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235. Without his telescope
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236. we could get shown up
by a monkey, do you copy?
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237. Oh, loud and clear,
Carl.
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238. I don't want that
to happen any more
than you do. Honest.
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239. I know you don't, Hoods.
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240. Now let's try it again.
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241. "Dear Blake..."
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242. Do you think he's
going to sit with us?
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243. I don't see why not.
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244. He does every other day.
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245. How does my hair look?
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246. Orange, same as always.
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247. Macie!
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248. What is with you?
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249. It's just that
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250. once Ginger and Darren
become an item
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251. nothing is ever going
to be the same.
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252. That's not true.
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253. If anything did happen
between me and Darren
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254. us four would still be
tight as ever.
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255. Right, Dodie?
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256. Um...
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257. Dodie?
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258. Oh, you guys... come on.
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259. Hey, where we going?
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260. Uh... hello?
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261. What's everyone
smiling about?
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262. Uh, just discussing
how krauterrific
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263. yesterday's
chili dogs were.
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264. Okay...
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265. Well, I've got
an even hotter
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266. topic to discuss:
Harley James.
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267. His new movie
is opening up
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268. at the Flickaramaplex
this weekend.
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269. It just so happens
that Will is working
at the 'plex.
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270. And he can get us four
tickets to the matinee
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271. no waiting in line
or anything.
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272. All four of us, huh?
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273. Sounds terrif.
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274. "Terrif"?
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275. You guys
are acting weird.
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276. I'm going back
for more corn.
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277. Save your seat, D., okay?
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278. Why am I suddenly acting
like such a spaz?
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279. Hey.
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280. So, you ladies
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281. into Harley James?
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282. What? Oh, uh,
yeah, we are.
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283. See you at the matinee
this weekend, right?
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284. No doubt.
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285. Matinees rock.
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286. Yeah, I know. Okay, bye.
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287. Did you see that?
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288. Ginger practically
snubbed Ian Richton.
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289. What do you want to bet
she's dwelling on Metal Man?
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290. Foutley is so pliable.
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291. And Ian Richton
will so belong to me.
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292. But he invited
all three of us.
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293. It's not even
an official date.
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294. Still, if it was
an official date
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295. and our presence
officially ruined it?
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296. We could never
forgive ourselves.
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297. Officially.
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298. Seems like
just yesterday
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299. we were a squadron
of sorts.
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300. It was just yesterday.
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301. We should get going.
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302. Don't get up,
we'll show ourselves out.
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303. If you feel like calling
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304. to tell me what happened
when it's all over
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305. I'll be home.
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306. Man!
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307. Now, when you're done
visiting Blake
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308. park yourselves
in the Nurses Lounge
and wait for me.
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309. Affirmative, Momster.
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310. And, uh, thanks.
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311. Okay, page me
if you need me.
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312. But not
unless you need me.
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313. And no monkey business,
you two.
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314. When we get in there
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315. make sure you seem
really sorry for Blake.
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316. If you can manage
to cry a little
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317. it probably wouldn't be
a bad idea.
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318. Okay, Carl...
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319. but what if he
still says no?
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320. We have an advantage
here, Hoodsey.
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321. Blake can barely talk.
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322. Remember that.
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323. Hi, Darren...
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324. Hi.
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325. Aah!
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326. Hey, what's
with the skirt?
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327. Oh... my pants
were all dirty.
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328. Oh. Bummer.
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329. So I guess you don't
want to ride bikes
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330. to the theater, then.
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331. Well, let's bolt.
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332. We can catch
the bus or something.
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333. Uh, where's
Dodie and Macie?
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334. Oh, they couldn't make it.
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335. It's just going to be us.
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336. Hope you don't mind.
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337. Why would I mind?
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338. That is so sweet,
you big... sweetie.
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339. Are you... feeling okay?
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340. Blake? Can you hear me?
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341. He looks so peaceful.
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342. Let's not...
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343. Here, let me put those
in water for you.
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344. So very thoughtful of you.
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345. Dreadfully sorry
Blake's napping.
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346. I'll tell him you...
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347. Come on, Blake!
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348. Up and at 'em!
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349. Hey! Hi there!
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350. There's our Blake!
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351. Good morning, friend!
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352. Hello there! Hi!
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353. Oh... Car...
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354. Shh...
don't say anything.
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355. You need your strength.
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356. So they took out
your tonsils, huh?
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357. Uh-huh...
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358. You need to borrow a Mason jar?
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359. You know, to keep them in?
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360. Oh...
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361. Blake?
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362. You did keep them, didn't you?
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363. Uh-uh...
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364. So you mean
they're lying
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365. in a pile of
trash somewhere?
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366. Creepy.
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367. Don't worry.
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368. My mom works here.
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369. I'll pull some strings.
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370. See if we can get 'em
back for you.
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371. That sure is
nice of you, Carl.
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372. Why, it seems
like you would do
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373. just about anything
for Blake.
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374. Well, we should
probably get going.
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375. You need your rest.
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376. Bless you, son.
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377. Oh, say, I almost forgot.
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378. You don't suppose
Hoodsey and I could borrow
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379. your new high-powered telescope
this weekend?
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380. We have a big
science project due
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381. and what with you
in the hospital and all...
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382. No... no... no...
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383. A million times no, I say!
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384. Absolutely not!
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385. Did you see
all that ice cream?
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386. I mean, the kid can't even
use the stupid telescope.
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387. It's just sitting around
in a box!
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388. I really don't see
how a boy his size
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389. could possibly eat
all that ice cream.
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390. Oh, he's intolerable!
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391. Come on, Carl,
let's go unwind
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392. in the Nurses Lounge.
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393. They probably have
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394. a vending machine
and everything.
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395. Holy larynx!
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396. People parts!
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397. In jars!
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398. Come on!
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399. Okay, let's
hear it.
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400. Who's number one?
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401. Who's the best brother?
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402. You are, Will.
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403. Who rules?
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404. Who rocks the house
on a regular?
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405. You do, Will.
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406. You know, we're
going to miss previews.
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407. I can't believe
he's your brother.
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408. Neither can I.
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409. Hey, check it out.
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410. Two extras, since
Dodie and Macie bailed.
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411. Lucky you.
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412. Everyone else got sold out.
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413. Want 'em?
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414. You mean I can just...
have them?
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415. Yeah. Me and Ginger
don't need four seats.
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416. Good deal.
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417. I know just
who to invite.
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418. Since you got the tickets,
I'll get the refreshments.
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419. I'm a modern woman,
Darren.
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420. Can we get
a large corn?
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421. Ginger, what do
you want to drink?
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422. Pink lemonade.
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423. One straw or two?
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424. One!
Two!
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425. Oh, Ginger?
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426. If you're heading
into the theater
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427. would you mind saving
me and Ian seats?
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428. Then we could
all sit together.
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429. It'll be fun—
kind of like a double date.
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430. You mean you and Ian...?
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431. Just onestraw please.
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432. So this is where
all the extra body parts go.
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433. It's the most magical
place in the world!
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434. Carl?
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435. You're not
going to believe
what I just found.
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436. Just so you know?
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437. When a movie's
really scary?
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438. Sometimes if you...
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439. hold hands with the person
you're sitting next to
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440. it makes it less scary.
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441. Says who?
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442. You're leaving this
dreadful place tomorrow, sir.
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443. And I, for one,
couldn't be happier.
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444. Oh, Blake?
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445. No hard feelings
about the telescope, okay?
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446. Hoodsey and I found
an excellent
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447. consolation prize.
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448. My, my...
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449. Yup. Your tonsils.
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450. And if you want to
discuss visitation rights
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451. feel free
to give us a call.
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452. When you get your voice back,
that is.
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453. My, my, my...
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454. Aah!
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455. Sorry, baby.
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456. Gotta roll.
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457. Sorry, Darren.
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458. She's a goner...
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459. Sorry, Ian.
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460. Vampires rock!
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461. This is getting
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462. really scary.
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463. Ha! Ha!
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464. Not so fast... Harley.
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465. This is the perfect time to...
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466. Ginger! What exactly
do you think you're doing?
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467. I don't know.
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468. It must be my...
pituitary gland!
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469. Ginger, wait!
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470. What is going on
with you?
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471. I'm sorry, I...
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472. I guess we need to talk.
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473. It's like this.
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474. I had this really
confusing dream.
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475. About you.
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476. Are you serious?
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477. Yeah.
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478. And it kind of made me
wonder if...
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479. maybe we were more
than just friends.
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480. You mean... Yeah.
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481. You and me?Right.
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482. Boyfriend and...
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483. Correct, Darren.
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484. Yeah.
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485. So that's why you were
acting so strange.
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486. With the skirt and
the giggles and everything.
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487. Boy, you're not making
this easy, are you?
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488. Okay. Let me think.
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489. See, to me, we're
definitely more than
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490. "just friends."
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491. We're, like,
best friends.
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492. I don't know... you're
like family to me, Ginger.
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493. I feel that way, too.
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494. But people
keep insisting
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495. that we make
this great couple.
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496. People...
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497. Oh, Darren...
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498. Besides, the world
might actually stop spinning
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499. if you gave up
on Ian Richton.
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500. Now, wait, was it
my imagination
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501. or were you holding
his hand in there?
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502. Better than a monkey?
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503. No question.
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504. I'll say!
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506. and NICKELODEON
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507. Captioned byThe Caption Center
Educational Foundation]
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508. I really don't see
how a boy his size
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509. could possibly eat
all that ice cream.
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