1. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
3. Here she comes.Copy !req
4. Hi, Mrs. Foutley.Copy !req
5. Hello, Mrs. Foutley.Copy !req
6. Oh, hi, Ginger.Copy !req
7. Did you ask your mom?Copy !req
8. Did she ask her mom
what?Copy !req
9. Did she say yes?Copy !req
10. Did I say yes to what?Copy !req
11. The annual Lucky Junior High
ski trip.Copy !req
12. It's this weekend and...Copy !req
13. Thanks for the ride, Mom.Copy !req
14. Got to run.Copy !req
15. Don't slam it!
Don't slam it!Copy !req
16. Ginger Foutley, tomorrow
is your last chanceCopy !req
17. to turn in
the permission slip
for the ski trip.Copy !req
18. I know.Copy !req
19. Ginger, are you afraid
your mom will say no?Copy !req
20. Is that why you
haven't asked?Copy !req
21. Talk about it at
lunch, Dodie, okay?Copy !req
22. Bell! That...
that will be the bell.Copy !req
23. Come lunch,
I want one good reasonCopy !req
24. you're avoiding
this ski trip, Ginger...Copy !req
25. Do you know what
this is, Hoodsey?Copy !req
26. A flyer for the
Lucky Junior High ski trip?Copy !req
27. Yes... and do you
know what it means?Copy !req
28. "Kids from ages 12 to 14
are invited to partakeCopy !req
29. in the powdery slopes of
the illustrious Mount Bear?"Copy !req
30. Foutley, I'm taking
this chair.Copy !req
31. Request denied.Copy !req
32. This is our chance
at the big time.Copy !req
33. Uh...
I don't get it.Copy !req
34. Foutley...Copy !req
35. I said denied,
Terrence!Copy !req
36. What does the junior high
ski trip have to do with us?Copy !req
37. But, Carl, I don't know
if I'm allowed to do that.Copy !req
38. Well? Out with it, Ginger.Copy !req
39. Why in the world are you
trying to dodge this trip?Copy !req
40. Is this about how red
your nose tends to
get in the cold?Copy !req
41. Because I cannot
stress enoughCopy !req
42. the absolute magic
a good concealer can work.Copy !req
43. Take for exampleCopy !req
44. the swollen hive
on Macie's lip.Copy !req
45. Once a hideous,
disfiguring pustule...Copy !req
46. now next to invisible.Copy !req
47. Thanks to Dodie,
my little angora allergyCopy !req
48. is nobody's business
but my own.Copy !req
49. I can work this same miracle
for you, Ginger Foutley.Copy !req
50. You guys...
it's not about my nose.Copy !req
51. Ski trip?Copy !req
52. How incredibly lame.Copy !req
53. At least it's coed.Copy !req
54. Let's say we makeCopy !req
55. a little bet
to spice things up.Copy !req
56. What did you have
in mind?Copy !req
57. Something that makes the ski
trip more interesting for usCopy !req
58. while manipulating one or
more of our classmates?Copy !req
59. Ooh, Miranda, you're so bad!Copy !req
60. I bet you that I can get
the exchange student
from France...Copy !req
61. Jean-Pierre?Copy !req
62. to go to first base
on the chair lift.Copy !req
63. Ooh, I like.Copy !req
64. I like very much.Copy !req
65. Who with?Copy !req
66. Well, it has to be
a challenge.Copy !req
67. Ginger Foutley.Copy !req
68. Foutley? Jean-Pierre
wouldn't touch that friz-bagCopy !req
69. with a ten-foot ski pole.Copy !req
70. Winner does math homework
for a week.Copy !req
71. You're going down.Copy !req
72. You are so going down.Copy !req
73. Oh, really?Copy !req
74. Well, I wouldn't
underestimate Miss GingerCopy !req
75. if I were you, Miranda.Copy !req
76. Some people find her charm
positively contagious.Copy !req
77. Hey, what's up, ladies?Copy !req
78. Hi, Darren. Darren!Copy !req
79. Hello, Darren.Copy !req
80. Are you going to eat
that tartar sauce?Copy !req
81. Uh, probably not.Copy !req
82. Darren, would you
please tell GingerCopy !req
83. that no one
in their right mindCopy !req
84. would miss the Lucky Junior High
ski trip this weekend?Copy !req
85. I'm not going.Copy !req
86. Really, Darren? Why?Copy !req
87. I'm having the rack tightened
on Saturday morning.Copy !req
88. If I don't black out,
I'm usually in bed
for the rest of day.Copy !req
89. Oh...Copy !req
90. Are you a fan
of the tapioca or...Copy !req
91. Go ahead.Copy !req
92. What about your
lactose intolerance?Copy !req
93. Life is short, Ginger.Copy !req
94. Ginger, lunch is
three-quarters
of the way overCopy !req
95. and you still
haven't told meCopy !req
96. why you don't want to
go on the ski trip.Copy !req
97. I don't want to go
on the ski trip because...Copy !req
98. I can't ski!Copy !req
99. What in the world
does the ski tripCopy !req
100. have to do
with skiing?Copy !req
101. Dodie's right.Copy !req
102. There's plenty of other
activities to indulge in.Copy !req
103. Like hot chocolate
at the ski lodge...Copy !req
104. Or having your picture taken
with a cute instructor. Hello!Copy !req
105. I guess you're right.Copy !req
106. You can have a great time
on the ski tripCopy !req
107. without ever setting foot
on the slopes.Copy !req
108. And who in their
right mind would?Copy !req
109. Thanks, you guys.Copy !req
110. So you're in?Copy !req
111. I'm... in.Copy !req
112. Ooh, whee!Copy !req
113. Now, all we have to doCopy !req
114. is plan your
not-skiing ski ensembleCopy !req
115. and who better
to do that than...Copy !req
116. Courtney Gripling...Copy !req
117. Hi, Courtney.Copy !req
118. Ginger!Copy !req
119. Podie, Stacy.Copy !req
120. Uh, she's Podie, I'm Stacy.Copy !req
121. Whatever. Ginger,
you are goingCopy !req
122. on the ski trip
this weekend,
aren't you?Copy !req
123. Absolutely.Copy !req
124. I mean, I haven't
asked my mom yetCopy !req
125. but I'm sure
she'll say yes.Copy !req
126. You ski?Copy !req
127. Not really,
but I'll wing it.Copy !req
128. The girl's got moxie.Copy !req
129. I'm really glad
you're goingCopy !req
130. because that hot new
foreign exchange student
will be there.Copy !req
131. And someone told me
that he told themCopy !req
132. to tell me to tell you
that he may want to sit with youCopy !req
133. on the chair lift ride
and thenCopy !req
134. ski down a more advanced slope,
if you know what I mean.Copy !req
135. Ginger's not ready
for a more advanced
slope, Courtney.Copy !req
136. She's not ready for any slope.Copy !req
137. Oh, I think she is, Casey.Copy !req
138. Something tells me she is.Copy !req
139. I signed the
permission slip.Copy !req
140. It's on the fridge.Copy !req
141. Why did you wait so long?Copy !req
142. Where's the super-strength
electrical tape?Copy !req
143. In the crisper,
where you left it.Copy !req
144. I don't know.Copy !req
145. Maybe I was just
nervous or something.Copy !req
146. About what?Copy !req
147. Mom, were you going to
throw awayCopy !req
148. this rotting cabbageCopy !req
149. and if so can I have it
to throw at a car?Copy !req
150. Yes and
absolutely not.Copy !req
151. It's kind of
complicated, Mom.Copy !req
152. You don't
have to tell me
about complicated.Copy !req
153. I birthed your brother.Copy !req
154. Mom! I can't talk to you
about these kind of things.Copy !req
155. What kind of things?Copy !req
156. Can't we at least
talk about what we
can't talk about?Copy !req
157. Okay... it's like this.Copy !req
158. At first I didn't want
go on the ski tripCopy !req
159. because of this
one thing, right?Copy !req
160. Right...Copy !req
161. But that's not
the thing anymore.Copy !req
162. Well, that's good.Copy !req
163. I mean, what I was
nervous about at firstCopy !req
164. only felt like a big dealCopy !req
165. but what I'm nervous about now
is a much bigger deal.Copy !req
166. Uh-oh.Copy !req
167. So that's not so good.Copy !req
168. What I'm trying to say is, uh...Copy !req
169. how old were you
the first time you went
on a more "advanced" slope?Copy !req
170. We're not talking about
skiing anymore, are we?Copy !req
171. Not really.Copy !req
172. Carl, go throw the
cabbage at our car.Copy !req
173. Right on!Copy !req
174. Oh, Ging, it seems
like just yesterdayCopy !req
175. that you were learning
to use your red plastic
potty.Copy !req
176. Remember that one?Copy !req
177. I don't know, Dodie.Copy !req
178. My mom went off on this total
toilet-training tangentCopy !req
179. and then hugged me for,
like, 45 minutes.Copy !req
180. It was really weird.Copy !req
181. Let's put a pin in that.Copy !req
182. Have you decided
what you're wearing?Copy !req
183. Woman on phone:
Dodie, give it a rest.
It's dinner.Copy !req
184. Ginger, send
Robert Joseph home.Copy !req
185. Sure, Mrs. Bishop. Bye.Copy !req
186. We'll accessorize after dinner,
okay?Copy !req
187. Call you later.Copy !req
188. Hoodsey, man, we are
going to be famous.Copy !req
189. I've always wanted to
set a world record.Copy !req
190. Longest amount of time
trapped in a chair lift.Copy !req
191. I've got to say,
I like the ring of it.Copy !req
192. Can we go throw
another cabbage
at your mom's car?Copy !req
193. Not now,
we're in training.Copy !req
194. But I'm really hot, Carl!Copy !req
195. I'm sweating a whole lot!Copy !req
196. I think I even smell bad!Copy !req
197. Doesn't that mean
anything to you?Copy !req
198. Identify yourself!Copy !req
199. Ginger Foutley,
sister of Carl.Copy !req
200. State the nature
of your business.Copy !req
201. Message for Hoodsey.Copy !req
202. Your mom wants you home.Copy !req
203. It's time for dinner.Copy !req
204. Us, too, Carl.Copy !req
205. Oh... yes! Whoa!Copy !req
206. Sorry, Carl.Copy !req
207. Got to go!Copy !req
208. What are you doing, Carl?Copy !req
209. Information's classified.Copy !req
210. Oh, uh, say,
would you tell momCopy !req
211. I'll be taking supper in my
sleeping quarters this evening?Copy !req
212. And if it's not a problem,
I'd like my fruit cocktail
baked inside my potato.Copy !req
213. Thanks in advance.Copy !req
214. The idea that an exotic boy
like Jean-Pierre told someone
to tell CourtneyCopy !req
215. to tell me that he may want to
sit with me on the chair lift
is really kind of exciting.Copy !req
216. But I still feel
like a total spaz!Copy !req
217. Plus, I don't want Ian Richton
to get the wrong idea.Copy !req
218. Oh, man... and I thought skiing
was overwhelming.Copy !req
219. Carl, what are you doing?Copy !req
220. Nothing, Ma!Copy !req
221. Morning!Copy !req
222. Ging, you up?Copy !req
223. We need to leave in 20.Copy !req
224. I'm up!Copy !req
225. All in all, I guess things
could be worse.Copy !req
226. I got my old ski jacket
out of mothballs for you.Copy !req
227. You'll be plenty toasty
in this baby.Copy !req
228. Uh, things just got worse.Copy !req
229. Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
230. Hold your horses, Carl.Copy !req
231. I have to lock up.Copy !req
232. And then she sprayed it
with Lady MuskCopy !req
233. to hide the smell.Copy !req
234. Looks kind of dirty.Copy !req
235. That's because she's had it
since she was a kid.Copy !req
236. It's totally ancient.Copy !req
237. Um, well, let's try
calling it vintage.Copy !req
238. You know what I always say:Copy !req
239. You can't judge a candy bar
by its wrapper.Copy !req
240. I'll need my dry cleaning
picked upCopy !req
241. my phone messages returnedCopy !req
242. and my homework assignments
finishedCopy !req
243. by the time I get back.Copy !req
244. Okay, thanks, Daddy.Copy !req
245. You're an absolute angel.Copy !req
246. Careful with
that luggage!Copy !req
247. It's snake.Copy !req
248. Oh... interesting ensemble,
Ginger.Copy !req
249. Uh, thanks... it's vintage.Copy !req
250. Oh-ho-ho...Copy !req
251. Jean-Pierre.Copy !req
252. Oh...Copy !req
253. Look what the cat
hacked up.Copy !req
254. You've got your work cut out
for you, Miss Gripling.Copy !req
255. Miranda, would you mind
scooting back a seat?Copy !req
256. Ginger and I really want
to sit together.Copy !req
257. Excuse me?Copy !req
258. That's okay, Courtney.Copy !req
259. I should probably just...Copy !req
260. Move it. Now!Copy !req
261. I'm supposed to be
saving this seat for
someone, Miranda.Copy !req
262. And that someone is you.Copy !req
263. Now, I must forewarn youCopy !req
264. that I'm prone to motion
sickness and/or vomitingCopy !req
265. so if you're squeamish...Copy !req
266. I'm not squeamish.Copy !req
267. Oh, of course not.Copy !req
268. Carl and Hoodsey:
Whoa!Copy !req
269. I can't feel my shins, Carl.Copy !req
270. Are you sure this is worth it?Copy !req
271. This is
going to be betterCopy !req
272. than our mutated
cupcake experiment.Copy !req
273. Uh, what if I have to go
to the bathroom?Copy !req
274. That's what the newspaper
is for, Hoodsey.Copy !req
275. Ooh, uh, uh, say, MirandaCopy !req
276. there's no way some zombies
are on top of the bus, right?Copy !req
277. Because I remember...Copy !req
278. Shh! I'm trying
to listen!Copy !req
279. Now, tell me about
your experience.Copy !req
280. So far, so good.Copy !req
281. Seats could be a little
more comfortable, but...Copy !req
282. I mean, tell me about
your experience with boys.Copy !req
283. Oh... right...Copy !req
284. Ooh, last summer
she accidentallyCopy !req
285. kicked Stuart Higsby
in the...Copy !req
286. Hi, we're busy right now.Copy !req
287. Leave a message
and we'll get back to you.Copy !req
288. Beep!Copy !req
289. You were saying.Copy !req
290. In the second gradeCopy !req
291. I held Johnny Jefferie's hand
on a class trip.Copy !req
292. Hands cupped
or fingers laced?Copy !req
293. Uh... hands cupped.Copy !req
294. I see...Copy !req
295. Ginger, I thinkCopy !req
296. you're a diamond in
the rough, honest!Copy !req
297. But if you want to snag
a boy like Jean-PierreCopy !req
298. you're going to
have to actCopy !req
299. a little more...
advanced.Copy !req
300. What did you have in mind?Copy !req
301. Oh...!Copy !req
302. Now the plan isCopy !req
303. stay away
from the chair liftCopy !req
304. at all costs.Copy !req
305. Otherwise, we... ow!Copy !req
306. Hey! You're history,
Marcus!Copy !req
307. Mabel, Mabel,
if you're ableCopy !req
308. save your horseplay
for the stable.Copy !req
309. Hello?Copy !req
310. Oh, hi, Joanne.Copy !req
311. What?Copy !req
312. No, they're not here.Copy !req
313. Well, I thought
they were at your place.Copy !req
314. Well, when last seen, the boys
were dressed in winter clothesCopy !req
315. wearing goggles and hanging
from the ceiling in Carl's room.Copy !req
316. It means I may have a lead.Copy !req
317. Call you back.Copy !req
318. Everything okay, Darren?Copy !req
319. I was supposed to see
my ortho todayCopy !req
320. but Dr. Weinstein
canceled.Copy !req
321. Now I missed the ski trip
for nothing.Copy !req
322. Well, today is
your lucky day, kiddo.Copy !req
323. Well, what does she mean
by "advanced"?Copy !req
324. First base, Dodie.Copy !req
325. Oh, I knew I shouldn't
have come on this trip.Copy !req
326. Courtney wants you
to go to first base?Copy !req
327. Shh...!Copy !req
328. What is first base exactly?Copy !req
329. French kissing.Copy !req
330. Everybody knows that.Copy !req
331. Sorry...Copy !req
332. Heading over
to the lift, Ginger?Copy !req
333. Don't take all day.Copy !req
334. Or... do.Copy !req
335. We'll be there
in a minute.Copy !req
336. Do you know how to, Dodie?Copy !req
337. I mean, kisskiss?Copy !req
338. Of course I do.Copy !req
339. You mean you've swapped salivaCopy !req
340. and you kept this from me?Copy !req
341. Who are you?Copy !req
342. Well, I mean,
I almost did it once.Copy !req
343. It's really simple.Copy !req
344. Um, you just do this.Copy !req
345. Bonjour,
my little snow chickens!Copy !req
346. Um, so the plan is
we ride up the chair liftCopy !req
347. and then right back down.Copy !req
348. You must avoid dismounting
at all costs.Copy !req
349. Then why do we
have to wear skis?Copy !req
350. Thinks of the skis
as an accessoryCopy !req
351. like a satin purse
or a cute scrunchy.Copy !req
352. So, J.P., are you
seeing anyone these days?Copy !req
353. Uh, seeing?Copy !req
354. What does this mean?Copy !req
355. A lot of girls like you,
Jean-Pierre.Copy !req
356. You could have your pick
of anyone.Copy !req
357. It's true.Copy !req
358. But is you ask me, I think
Ginger Foutley is pretty cute.Copy !req
359. Ginger...Copy !req
360. She does have a certain,
I don't know how you say.Copy !req
361. Hi, Jean-Pierre.Copy !req
362. Ah, sweet Rebecca.Copy !req
363. Now, she's cute.Copy !req
364. Stay focused.Copy !req
365. What can I say?Copy !req
366. I love all female girls.Copy !req
367. Superman had
his faulty heel, no?Copy !req
368. And this, this is my,
how you say... weakness.Copy !req
369. Oh...Copy !req
370. Where did I go wrong?Copy !req
371. I read to him at night,
he saw a dentist regularly.Copy !req
372. There was that nasty
spill from the highchairCopy !req
373. but all kids take
a fall sometime, right?Copy !req
374. Uh... can we listen
to the radio, Ms. Foutley?Copy !req
375. Two to a chair...
tips up...Copy !req
376. hands to yourself.Copy !req
377. Aren't we standing a little
close to the chair lift?Copy !req
378. Some people might even think
we're in line.Copy !req
379. We are in line, Macie.Copy !req
380. You know the plan.Copy !req
381. Ginger! Up here!Copy !req
382. Jean-Pierre
saved you a spot.Copy !req
383. Remember to
tilt your head.Copy !req
384. You don't have to go
through with this.Copy !req
385. No skiing involved, right?Copy !req
386. None whatsoever.Copy !req
387. And what about the kiss?Copy !req
388. Do what
feels right.Copy !req
389. And remember,
no means no.Copy !req
390. Ginger! Jean-Pierre
grows impatient. Come!Copy !req
391. Two to a chair...
tips up...Copy !req
392. hands to yourself.Copy !req
393. As I was saying,
you stop the liftCopy !req
394. and I break you off
a nice fat slice of cake.Copy !req
395. Hey, Ging!Copy !req
396. Carl, what are you
doing here?Copy !req
397. Jean-Pierre, Ginger.Copy !req
398. So my man got
a deal or what?Copy !req
399. Darren, I'm going to
need your help.Copy !req
400. Carl's fast.
He's slippery.Copy !req
401. He may be armed
with something gross.Copy !req
402. Oh... oh, I can hardly
see anything!Copy !req
403. So, uh... what's it like
being French?Copy !req
404. I'm a big fan
of your toast.Copy !req
405. Ginger, your nez.Copy !req
406. It is... trés rouge.Copy !req
407. Oh, I'm sorry, it's just...Copy !req
408. Just about
the cutest thingCopy !req
409. I have ever
hoped to see.Copy !req
410. It's easier to keep warm
if you sit closer together.Copy !req
411. Of course you can
also keep warm by
putting your hood up.Copy !req
412. You can do it, Ginger.Copy !req
413. Yeah!Copy !req
414. Hoods, this is it.Copy !req
415. We're on our way
to world-record fame.Copy !req
416. Oh! You rock so hard, Carl!Copy !req
417. Oh, boy...Copy !req
418. High altitude,
cold temperatures.Copy !req
419. That can only mean
one thing...Copy !req
420. Nosebleed!Copy !req
421. Uh... we're stuck.Copy !req
422. This is terrible.Copy !req
423. Is it terrible, Ginger?Copy !req
424. Or is it, how you say...
destiny?Copy !req
425. I don't know.Copy !req
426. Maybe it's a little of each.Copy !req
427. Hey, look, Carl,
there's your mom.Copy !req
428. Hi, Ms. Foutley!Copy !req
429. Hoodsey!Copy !req
430. Carl, you have eaten
your last potatoCopy !req
431. with fruit cocktail
baked inside.Copy !req
432. Just wait until I get
you down from there.Copy !req
433. I'm afraid he won't be down
for at least 16 hours.Copy !req
434. They're trying to set
a world record.Copy !req
435. I'll give you
a world record to set.Copy !req
436. How does "most unemployed"
sound?Copy !req
437. Uh, do you know
Ian Richton?Copy !req
438. I don't.Copy !req
439. Oh, he's really nice.Copy !req
440. Of that I am sure.Copy !req
441. Ginger...
this small talk
has left your lipsCopy !req
442. looking a little,
how you say, frosty.Copy !req
443. Allow me to warm them
for you.Copy !req
444. Ooh, you can do it,
Ginger!Copy !req
445. You've got what it takes.Copy !req
446. Keep in mind, J.P.,
you can have anyone.Copy !req
447. This is more fun
than skiing, no?
Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
448. No...Copy !req
449. Aah... oh!Copy !req
450. Aah...!Copy !req
451. Ginger!Copy !req
452. I can't stop!Copy !req
453. Oh, that was less
than three minutes.Copy !req
454. Oh...!Copy !req
455. Hey, Ginger!Copy !req
456. I thought you said
you didn't know how to ski.Copy !req
457. Yeah! But I...
I don't know how to
French kiss either.Copy !req
458. Where are you going?
No, turn...!Copy !req
459. I'm really sorry, Darren.Copy !req
460. I'll carry your books
every day— promise.Copy !req
461. Hey, no sweat.Copy !req
462. My brother always said
that wearing a castCopy !req
463. was like a total
babe magnet.Copy !req
464. So along with
breaking Darren's legCopy !req
465. came a valuable lesson
about the importance
of facing your fears.Copy !req
466. Not just for me,
but for Carl, too.Copy !req
467. I can't believe
you, Carl!Copy !req
468. This really
takes the cake!Copy !req
469. No privileges,
no television,
no sweets...Copy !req
470. I suppose skiing and quite
possibly French kissingCopy !req
471. is just like everything else.Copy !req
472. It looks a lot harder
than it is.Copy !req
473. It's actually kind of fun
when you're doing itCopy !req
474. and the trickiest partCopy !req
475. is knowing when to stop.Copy !req
476. But I'll have to get back
to you on the kissing thing...Copy !req
477. when I know firsthand.Copy !req
478. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
479. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
480. Captioned byThe Caption Center
Educational Foundation]Copy !req
481. Uh... she's Podie.Copy !req
482. I'm Stacy.Copy !req