As Told by Ginger 1x13

Directed by Ron Noble

John Kassir as Winston (voice) • S. Scott Bullock as Dr. Randall (voice) • John Astin as Dave Bishop (voice) • Susan Krebs as Joann Bishop (voice)

A blizzard hits and the gang gets a day off from school. Carl and Hoodsey look after a dog named Muffin, while Ginger, Dodie and Macie try to write a report on survival. Meanwhile, Blake and Courtney get trapped in a car with their chauffer. When everyone ends up at Ginger's house with no power and no food, will they all make it out in one piece?

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1. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. and NICKELODEON]

3. We've got blizzard conditions throughout three counties

4. with winds gusting up to 50 miles per hour.

5. Expect a total accumulation

6. of up to three feet in the next 24 hours.

7. Ohh!

8. Oh, that was close.

9. "April 14, 1847.

10. "A more shocking scene cannot be imagined

11. "than that witnessed by the group of men

12. "who went to the relief

13. "of the unfortunate Donner Party.

14. "The bones of those who had died

15. "and been devoured by the few miserable survivors

16. were lying about the tents and cabins."

17. Ohh...

18. You mean those plucky pioneers

19. survived by eating...

20. Uh-huh...

21. And I thought cafeteria food was bad.

22. Um, maybe we should do our report

23. on something a little less, uh... gross.

24. What does it matter?

25. There's no way we'll have school tomorrow.

26. The snow is so deep, you can't even see the mailboxes.

27. We could be stranded here for days!

28. Ginger, tell me there's enough food.

29. Of course.

30. What kind of a snow day would it be

31. without stuff to eat?

32. A very scary one.

33. Florida's looking pretty good right about now.

34. I take it you've never seen a palmetto bug.

35. Oh...

36. You girls had better call your mothers

37. and tell them you're staying the night.

38. The roads are murder out there.

39. I'd bet my stethoscope school will be closed tomorrow.

40. Perfect! This will give us more time to finish our report.

41. Or at least decide on a topic.

42. Carl!

43. What did I tell you

44. about using Grandma's good Mason jars?

45. He's not home.

46. Eww...!

47. Why is he keeping earwigs?

48. There are some things I just don't want to know.

49. Ohh...! No... gross!

50. What... stop it!

51. Now, that cuspidor has stood beside my dentist chair

52. since the I performed my first professional tooth extraction

53. in 19-and-53.

54. Whoa, 1953?

55. I bet a million people have expectorated into this.

56. Dr. Randall, you got yourself a deal.

57. Now, I expect you to take the greatest care of my Muffin

58. while I'm away.

59. We'll treat her like family.

60. Hey, stop doing that!

61. Muffin!

62. Come here, Sweetie-weetie!

63. You be a good little girl while I'm gone, okay?

64. Give Daddy them kisses.

65. Give me them kisses from my little girl...

66. Eww... gross!

67. Yeah... grown men should not talk like that.

68. All roads and highways in Winslow County

69. will remain closed to traffic until further notice.

70. No doubt about it, folks.

71. This is the blizzard of the century!

72. Carl, those donuts are for you kids.

73. Feed the dog the chew bones.

74. Then what am I supposed to chew on later?

75. Carl... look what Muffin did

76. to my sleeping bag!

77. So? You should see what Hoods did to his.

78. Hey, you promised!

79. It's cool, Hoods.

80. You're family.

81. I have a nervous condition.

82. That's okay, Hoodsey.

83. Evidently, so does Muffin.

84. Just throw those bags in the wash.

85. School is officially closed!

86. Uh, let's not forget

87. we still have to do our report.

88. Fine, then let's plan the day accordingly.

89. We'll need to fit in a little sledding

90. followed by our ultra-chocolate hot chocolate with extra marshmallow.

91. And our traditional pickle pigs.

92. Ginger, Dodie, the governor has declared a state of emergency!

93. This is serious!

94. We could run out of food!

95. Oh... I'm telling you

96. this has all the makings of another Donner Party.

97. Now, that would be cool.

98. I bet I taste like chicken.

99. Winston, please make haste.

100. I'm terribly famished.

101. I am doing my best, Master Blake.

102. It's treacherous going, I'm afraid.

103. Miranda? Miranda?

104. It's one thing to close the schools

105. but to close the malls, all over a little blizzard?

106. I wasted a perfectly cute shopping outfit.

107. I'm... I don't... ink I heard.

108. Winston, my battery's run out.

109. I must concentrate on the road right now.

110. Prioritize, Winston.

111. Oh... oh, let's see if we have another.

112. Here's... oh...

113. Winston! Employ caution!

114. Ohh...!

115. Carl, muzzle that dog!

116. Wow, Mrs. Foutley

117. the Army's in your driveway!

118. Don't worry, Hoodsey.

119. The National Guard is just taking me to work.

120. Now, Ginger, I'm working a double

121. and I won't be home till late

122. so you're in charge.

123. Call me if there's a problem.

124. Hopefully we won't lose phone service

125. with thissnowstorm.

126. You hear that?

127. No phones.

128. Oh, great.

129. So much for prank phone calls.

130. You kids be good.

131. We will... bye...

132. Come on. We got work to do.

133. Work?

134. But Carl, it's a snow day.

135. We're supposed to eat sugared cereal and watch TV all day.

136. Oh, let's see.

137. This is quite a kettle of fish we're in.

138. Do you mean to tell me we're stuck here?

139. Well, I... I suppose we could tunnel our way out.

140. Tunnel out? In capris and slingbacks?

141. Unacceptable, Winston.

142. Now, Courtney...

143. let us not be harsh with Winston.

144. He did his level best.

145. Oh, the kindness of children.

146. Though his best just wasn't good enough!

147. Winston, you must get us out of here!

148. I'm claustrophobic.

149. Do you not remember my episode in Tully Caverns?

150. All too clearly, Master Blake.

151. Then do something!

152. I got to tell you, I am not a fan of that dog.

153. Come on, Hoods.

154. Muffin's our ticket to a crusty spittoon.

155. Besides, she'll come in handy for Operation Pigeon.

156. I guess, but... how do you know regular pigeons

157. will deliver messages tied to their feet?

158. They're pretty dumb, you know.

159. Not so, my man.

160. Pigeons just look dumb.

161. That's their genius.

162. I still don't get it.

163. If the phone lines go down

164. you and me will be the only ones

165. with guaranteed communication capabilities.

166. We charge a buck a message.

167. Pretty soon we've got enough money

168. for a water line to the doghouse to hook up the spittoon.

169. You mean we can spit for real?

170. Freely and with full phlegm, should we so desire.

171. Muffin! No!

172. When exactly did sledding not become fun anymore?

173. When I lost the feeling in my toes.

174. Okay, guys, let's focus.

175. We have to pick our survivor.

176. Sacajawea died at 28.

177. Mary Todd Lincoln was a little, um, disturbed.

178. And Betsy Ross flaked on the first flag.

179. Not exactly uplifting.

180. Uh, guys?

181. We need a subject.

182. Oh, how I had looked forward to watching you both grow up!

183. Really, Winston, pull yourself together.

184. I'm the one who's missing the pedicure.

185. Ow! Blake! You and your stupid toys!

186. That toe will need extra buffing.

187. Hello, old friend.

188. Deliver us from this peril.

189. Blake Gripling to Carl Foutley!

190. Come in, Carl!

191. Carl Foutley?

192. It only has one frequency.

193. Blake Gripling here

194. in need of emergency assistance

195. with quite a colorful story to share. Over.

196. Pinch the dough.

197. You don't want the blanket to fall off the pig, do you?

198. Macie, I know how to pinch a pickle pig.

199. It's not like this is my first snow day, you know.

200. This is Blake Gripling to Carl Foutley.

201. Come in, Carl Foutley.

202. Huh?

203. I repeat

204. this is Blake Gripling

205. to Carl Foutley. Over.

206. Uh, Carl's not here.

207. This is Ginger Foutley.

208. Um, over.

209. Ginger?

210. Give me that!

211. Greetings, Ginger.

212. It's Courtney.

213. You'll never guess.

214. We've skidded into a snow bank

215. and are trapped in our limousine

216. without food... or magazines.

217. You must help!

218. Return that to me at once!

219. Courtney... where are you?

220. We're near the Lowland Pits sign.

221. Where's Carl?

222. He'll want a hand at rescuing me.

223. I was talking on that, you little brat!

224. Children! Our very survival is at stake...

225. Courtney!

226. Courtney?

227. Did you hear that?

228. Their survival is at stake!

229. Macie, Dodie...

230. I think we found ourselves a topic.

231. There is no more exciting a story of survival

232. than that which is unfolding.

233. We've searched for nearly 30 minutes

234. and have no find no sign of the missing Griplings.

235. Yet still we survive.

236. Luckily I have brought along some essentials.

237. Space blanket, corn chips, lip gloss, Parcheesi

238. and luncheon meat.

239. There's the sign.

240. I don't see them anywhere.

241. You know, if hypothermia's setting in

242. Courtney could be hearing voices in her head

243. and might have imagined the sign.

244. Does anyone else hear that?

245. Oh, no... not you, too, Ginger.

246. Quick, Dodie, get the blanket!

247. No, no, listen.

248. Help, someone!

249. Over there!

250. I'd know the Gripling car anywhere! Quick!

251. We're coming, Courtney!

252. Quick, let's get over there!

253. I'm going to save you!

254. Oh! They're not going to peck my eyes out, are they?

255. Wow, Carl... you think of everything.

256. Okay, Muffin.

257. Run over there and herd those birds

258. right into our net, okay?

259. You understand?

260. Gosh... deep snow.

261. Yep... we're going to need some shovels.

262. Are you out of your gourd?

263. That will take us all day!

264. Let's go back before the girls eat all the good cereal.

265. Hoods, how can you look at those primo pigeons

266. and not think small fortune?

267. How can you not look at a box of Chewy-Os

268. and not think free decoder ring?

269. Oh, all right.

270. But I'm not shoveling all that way.

271. Let's go borrow my dad's snow blower.

272. I love that mind.

273. Carl... you smudged my goggles.

274. Come on, come on, dig!

275. Dig, girls, dig!

276. I almost got it...

277. I think I see the door.

278. Courtney, can you hear us?

279. I bet all she can hear is a distant, tinny voice

280. telling her she must save France.

281. Let go!

282. Give it to me!

283. I am the youngest and frailest!

284. Stop it.

285. Stop it!

286. Aah!

287. She bit me, Winston.

288. Let the poor boy have the almond.

289. Back off!

290. This nut is mine!

291. Huh? Courtney?

292. Ginger!

293. You came!

294. I knew you would.

295. Oh, I can't tell you how horrible this has all been.

296. I'm hungry, late for a pedicure and...

297. Ohh!

298. And cold!

299. My house is just down the hill.

300. We'll call your mom.

301. Hip hooray.

302. We are saved.

303. Find your own rescue team.

304. There's no more room on this lifeboat!

305. Wait for us!

306. Oh, kids, kids, wait!

307. Return at once!

308. Yup... some people are just

309. natural-born survivors.

310. Uh, Dad?

311. Can Carl and I borrow the snow blower

312. so we can catch pigeons?

313. $12,000?

314. That showcase had a Jacuzzi, a dune buggy and instant rice!

315. Dad...?

316. Ask your mother.

317. You see how complicated having two parents can be?

318. My leg of lamb!

319. Carl Foutley, get that dog out of here.

320. Right away, Jojo.

321. And don't call me Jojo.

322. Dad said to ask you if we can use the snow blower

323. to catch pigeons.

324. Fine. Just be careful.

325. Come on, Hoods!

326. Okay, thanks, bye.

327. Staying at Carl's tonight.

328. Get out of my way!

329. Courtney!

330. Wait up!

331. Oh, no!

332. That was a fresh pimento loaf.

333. Forget it, no time.

334. We have to capture Courtney's arrival

335. to a warm, comforting home!

336. Oh, this is going to be the greatest report we've ever done.

337. I just pray it has a happy ending.

338. Courtney! Return at once!

339. Chill out, Muffin!

340. Ohh!

341. Oh... Ohh!

342. My dad's snow blower!

343. Muffin, no!

344. Oh, no...

345. Muffin.

346. Gosh, Carl...

347. life sure is fragile.

348. Sorry it's kind of cold.

349. The power went out a while ago.

350. Before we even had a chance

351. to bake our traditional pickle pigs.

352. How sad.

353. Ginger, your phone doesn't make that sound

354. that means you're dialing.

355. Guess the lines must be down.

356. No food, no power, raw hot dogs.

357. This has disaster written all over it! Oh...

358. Why don't I get you guys

359. some dry clothes to change into.

360. Yes. Now you're talking, Ginger.

361. Now, remember I look really good in pink.

362. May I mention that Master Blake has an allergy to Shetland wool?

363. Mohair, actually.

364. Only the cheap kind.

365. It is now hour six of our ordeal.

366. And finally there are signs of hope for Courtney's survival.

367. Girls? Coming?

368. Oh, yes.

369. Coming, Courtney.

370. Sorry, you guys.

371. I can't find anything to eat.

372. If only your brother hadn't fed

373. all the donuts to that dog.

374. Who knew we'd all be stranded here... hungry...?

375. Hungry and cold.

376. That's the last of the firewood.

377. People, you're bringing me down.

378. Aha... Mumma says a musical interlude

379. is the perfect way to deal with a difficult situation.

380. It's sing-along time!

381. Ginger, play.

382. Key of G.

383. G?

384. G, F, J, whatever.

385. Just play. I'll improvise.

386. Ohh...

387. All right, young Blake.

388. Proceed cautiously.

389. Toe tags.

390. How juvenile.

391. Pickled frog?

392. How pedestrian.

393. Ah... when life gives you lemons

394. steal back petrified eyeballs!

395. Hey, you're not the boss of me!

396. Think again.

397. Ohh!

398. Stop it!

399. My mum sang me that song.

400. Excuse me, but I was singing.

401. Oh, now I've lost my place!

402. That's hypothermic dementia

403. if I've ever seen it.

404. Can't you see that girl is freezing?

405. Ginger, where do you keep your ax?

406. We're burning this rocker!

407. But Macie, that rocker

408. belonged to my great-grandmother!

409. I don't think she needs it

410. as bad as Courtney does right now.

411. Stop, all of you!

412. I can't take it anymore!

413. There must be something to eat in this house.

414. Ohh...!

415. Admit it, Hoods.

416. You did it on purpose.

417. You never liked Muffin.

418. No way, Carl.

419. I mean, you're right, I didn't like Muffin

420. but I wouldn't want to hurt her.

421. Honest. I feel kind of bad.

422. Well, we may as well just kiss that spittoon goodbye.

423. I know... let's tell Dr. Randall

424. that Muffin climbed inside the snow blower

425. to stay warm

426. and now she's stuck.

427. And she doesn't want to come out.

428. I take back what I said about your brain.

429. Hold the phone.

430. Someone's been in my stuff.

431. Oh...

432. Gripling!

433. I, uh, quite like

434. what you've done with the place, Carl.

435. Oh, you have no idea

436. what I'd do for a Salisbury steak right now.

437. But Courtney, the power's out.

438. There's not way to thaw any of that food.

439. Of course there is.

440. Winston, sit on this.

441. As you wish.

442. Courtney, I'm sure the phones

443. will come back any minute

444. and we can order pizza or something.

445. You don't have to freak out or anything.

446. Oh, yes, I do.

447. If anyone has a right

448. to freak out about this whole mess, it's me!

449. I'm the one who was locked out of the mall

450. missed a nail appointment

451. and am now stuck wearing pajamas with feet

452. on an empty stomach!

453. I urged you to have that scone this morning.

454. Can the butler act, Winston.

455. I'm in no mood.

456. A... ha!

457. Chocolate-covered raisins! Oh...

458. Yum, let me have some.

459. Get your own, sister.

460. These raisins are mine.

461. All mine!

462. Huh?

463. I know all about the dog.

464. What dog?

465. The dog in the snow blower.

466. What snow blower?

467. Don't play dumb.

468. If you can help it.

469. And I shall keep quiet... for a price.

470. One petrified eyeball.

471. Hey, we're missing something good!

472. What's going on?

473. Oh! My earwigs!

474. Dr. Randall.

475. Please enter.

476. My permanent molars are coming in nicely, by the way.

477. Good. Wonderful. Where's Muffin?

478. Doc... what are you doing back so soon?

479. Oh, it's a long story.

480. Muffin...?

481. Daddy's home!

482. Carl? I believe you have something

483. which belongs to me now.

484. Muffin... Muffin...?

485. I just can't give you the pleasure, Gripling.

486. Dr. Randall, I regret to inform you

487. that Muffin has met her maker.

488. Yeah, three horsepower of maker.

489. What have you awful boys done to my dog?

490. Will you people look at yourselves?

491. Ginger has opened her home to us

492. in the midst of a natural disaster

493. and this is how we repay her?

494. Yelling, screaming, fighting!

495. Not very attractive!

496. Oh... it's at times like this

497. that we must look to the Donners for inspiration

498. and put our best foot forward.

499. Okay, not a good example.

500. Muffin! Muffin!

501. Oh, uh!

502. Muffin, you're okay!

503. Come to Daddy, Muffin-wuffin!

504. What's going on here?

505. Mom!

506. Ginger, what did I tell you

507. about parties when I'm not home?

508. Believe me, Mom, this is no party.

509. She's right, Mrs. F.

510. We were just discussing that in times of crisis

511. we must put aside our selfish needs

512. and look out for one another.

513. The National Guard!

514. Out of my way!

515. No...!

516. Get back here!

517. And earlier this evening

518. our StormCam captured an unidentified young woman

519. who, despite freezing temperatures and inadequate footwear

520. braved the blizzard of the century.

521. You girls finish your report?

522. Almost.

523. You know, girls...

524. I think I smell Pulitzer.

525. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

526. and NICKELODEON

527. Captioned byThe Caption Center Educational Foundation]

528. It is so totally your fault.

529. Hey, you're not the boss of me ever.