As Told by Ginger 1x11

Directed by Dean Criswell

Kerrigan Mahan as Ludlow Krantz (voice) • Adam Wylie as Ian Richton (voice) • Lewis Arquette as Mr. Cilia (voice) • Andre Ware as Mr. Hepper (voice) • Grey DeLisle as Brandon Higsby (voice)

When Ginger and Ian Richton are paired up in chemistry class, Ginger thinks Ian is enthusiastic about it because he likes her, but Darren finds out it might be more about his grades. Meanwhile, Carl and Hoodsey compete to see who gets to play the glockenspiel for a town eccentric.

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1. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. and NICKELODEON]

3. But I don't want to know my new class assignments

4. before lunch, Ginger.

5. Why ruin my appetite?

6. Oh...

7. I'm positive I got Mr. Cilia for chemistry.

8. But Mr. Cilia's the greatest.

9. Only a science whiz would say that.

10. The rest of us would say he's the toughest.

11. I'm not a science whiz.

12. You're like Mr. Cilia's class pet.

13. Am not.

14. How's my favorite student of all time?

15. Hoping I get you for chemistry, Mr. Cilia.

16. What? I was being polite.

17. What's up, guys?

18. I got Mr. Cilia for chemistry!

19. Hey, me, too.

20. That guy's pretty cool.

21. Dude, you went for the hot dogs?

22. Don't do it, man.

23. Too late, bro.

24. My good friend here went for the mac and cheese

25. didn't you, Ginger?

26. Like the jacket.

27. I get to keep it, too.

28. As long as I maintain a "B" average

29. I stay on the team.

30. Ha, so they're finally

31. cracking down on the jocks.

32. It was going to happen sooner or later.

33. Earth to Ginger.

34. Oh, this is getting pathetic.

35. You've got to take action.

36. True, Ian hasn't exactly sent out

37. the "I like you as more than just a friend" vibe, but still...

38. Want me to see what I can find out?

39. No! I mean... I'd rather just...

40. Suffer?

41. It's a choice.

42. All right...!

43. I'm finally hearing you embrace the space between the notes.

44. Hey, you guys ever hear of Ludlow Krantz?

45. Black eye patch?

46. A fake leg he keeps stuff in?

47. Six fingers on his right hand?

48. The town eccentric, from what I hear.

49. He's my idol!

50. Same here!

51. Not possible.

52. Well, the guy went to school here.

53. Even played glockenspiel in the band.

54. Which is, I'm guessing

55. why you guys are in the band playing the glockenspiel.

56. He's my gold standard, Mr. H.

57. Well, he's pretty sentimental about Lucky Elementary.

58. He even composed a solo for the glockenspiel.

59. So some lucky glockenspieler

60. gets to give Mr. Krantz a command performance.

61. We get to sit before the man himself?

62. Yeah, but, but it's a solo

63. which means only one of you gets it.

64. Dig?

65. Well, looks like we're staring

66. down the barrel of an audition, guys.

67. So, me and Hoods will be competing against each other?

68. A-hem...!

69. Welcome to the fascinating world of chemistry

70. where the periodic table of elements rocks!

71. Hmm, okay.

72. In keeping with discovering

73. new chemical reactions

74. I'm going to pair people up into lab teams.

75. Come on, guys

76. chemistry happens between people as well as chemicals.

77. Hooking up with someone new

78. may force you to think outside the box.

79. Miranda, what if we don't end up together?

80. Miranda...?

81. Okay, uh, how about we try Dodie Bishop

82. and... Courtney Gripling.

83. Oh...! Oh, my gosh

84. oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh oh, my gosh...

85. Steady, steady, steady...

86. Mr. Cilia?

87. Can we renegotiate?

88. Is the "H" in H2O helium?

89. I'm thinking that was a no.

90. Miranda Killgallen and, um...

91. Ian, Ian...

92. Macie Lightfoot.

93. Oh!

94. Oops. Hope that's not a sign of things to come.

95. Or that.

96. Darren Patterson and Ben Tucker.

97. Ginger Foutley

98. and...

99. Ian Richton.

100. Hmm? Oh!

101. Yes, yes, yes!

102. Ooh, I think chemistry is my new favorite subject.

103. Cilia for chemistry?

104. That's bad news, Richton.

105. Cilia? Piece of cake.

106. What, are you crazy?

107. He's the toughest teacher at Lucky.

108. You got to get a "B" to stay on the team, remember?

109. I'm going to do a lot better than a "B."

110. I've got Ginger Foutley as a lab partner.

111. And she's my "A" ticket.

112. Look, Hoods, someone's got to be the noble loser.

113. But why me?

114. 'Cause I don't even consider Brandon competition.

115. Besides...

116. Wha... wh... where did you get this?

117. Dumpster behind school.

118. Can you believe it?

119. A portrait of Ludlow Krantz, their most famous graduate.

120. The guy who built an airplane out of tongue depressors.

121. The guy who invented an after-shave

122. that smells like feet.

123. The guy I want to be when I grow up.

124. Well, I want to be him, too.

125. You don't have six fingers.

126. Neither do you.

127. A minor detail I'm working on.

128. Hoods, the thing is, we can't both win the solo.

129. That's why they call it a solo, dig?

130. I know what it means, Carl.

131. I learned the same vocabulary words as you.

132. See you at the audition.

133. You look great.

134. Oh... but how are my details?

135. According to Courtney

136. that's what separates the Bees from the Wannabees.

137. Then you're definitely a Bee.

138. Guys, I'm seriously thinking I'm all wrong about Ian.

139. I mean, what if he wasn't really thrilled the way I was thrilled?

140. Maybe I'm totally wrong.

141. Hey, Ginger!

142. I just wanted to tell you

143. I'm looking forward to chemistry.

144. Nice shirt.

145. Oh! Not only did Ian Richton stop at your locker—

146. a sure sign of major interest—

147. but he complimented your outfit!

148. This has class couple written all over it.

149. You think?

150. Wow, this is so strange.

151. I've been waiting for this for years

152. but now that it's a reality

153. I'm kind of freaked out.

154. Hi, Courtney, can't wait for chemistry, think we'll have fun!

155. Gee, Dodie, take a breath.

156. Hey, Ginger!

157. Hey... Stacy.

158. Actually, it's Macie.

159. I thought you should know

160. since we'll be handling dangerous chemicals together.

161. Whatever.

162. Ginger...

163. What kind of magic did you work on Ian?

164. I've never seen him

165. so taken with any one person.

166. I didn't do anything.

167. That's kind of the amazing part.

168. Of course... playing hard to get.

169. How advanced!

170. Well... I'm in your court.

171. Just give a shout if you need anything.

172. Gee, Courtney...

173. I'm not sure you were helpful enough.

174. Perfect!

175. Ginger... should we rethink the eyewear?

176. Sometimes with boys, you have to be more obvious.

177. Yes, of course, obvious.

178. But we have to wear goggles.

179. Well, there are goggles

180. and then there are these goggles.

181. See? Gorgeous girl scientist.

182. Huh... thanks, Courtney.

183. Uh, Courtney, um, which table should we sit at?

184. Okay... there is good.

185. You're really winning her over.

186. Okay, guy opinion.

187. Darren, how do you think Ginger looks?

188. Good enough to send a signal to Ian

189. she likes him as much as he likes her?

190. Uh, come on, guys.

191. You know I'm not good with stuff like that.

192. Okay, guys... gearing up now.

193. I think we should just try

194. to have lots and lots of fun...

195. don't you?

196. Get real, Brandon, I mean to win.

197. Okay... let's start with the contestant

198. behind curtain number one.

199. Do you want to...?

200. No.

201. I mean... go ahead.

202. I have to set up the equipment.

203. Think I can handle it.

204. Um... you might want to turn the gas on first.

205. Uh... yeah, I was just about to do that.

206. Righteous!

207. Okay, curtain number three.

208. Oh, Courtney, that eyewear tip was perfect.

209. I know... look at them.

210. Ian can't keep his eyes off Ginger. Oh...

211. Oh, I'm just so good at this sort of thing.

212. Let's get together after school to do our homework.

213. Uh-uh-uh-uh... now don't you think

214. you're getting ahead of yourself?

215. I haven't even hinted at a possible opening in my schedule.

216. You're right.

217. I have so much to learn.

218. Not yet, it's too soon.

219. Yes, ma'am.

220. Thank you. I thought you'd never call.

221. Did you see what's going on over...

222. Miranda...

223. don't you find it interesting

224. that Ginger stays Ginger

225. even when she's talking to Ian, a guy she's crazy about?

226. What's so impressive about that?

227. Well, when you're around a guy you like

228. your voice gets all tight

229. and you kind of freeze

230. and you make up stuff about yourself.

231. Face it, Miranda, you freak.

232. That is so not true.

233. You know, I'm thinking you were right

234. about the too-soon part.

235. Anyway, I haven't had a chance to observe them.

236. I mean, why would I want to?

237. You got to understand what I'm working with here, Courtney.

238. I'm just fascinated by Ginger's, well, Gingerisms.

239. Oh, I like that word.

240. Add Gingerisms to my list of Courtneyisms.

241. Right, right... Gingerism.

242. Uh, what's the temperature?

243. Hot.

244. I mean, what does the thermometer say?

245. Oh, right... 212.

246. Fahrenheit.

247. Right.

248. So that's 100 degrees Celsius.

249. See, in science, you use Celsius.

250. Cool. Think we have enough notes?

251. Do you want to take some?

252. But... you're so good at it.

253. Oh... uh...

254. What?

255. Broken glass, nobody move.

256. Broom coming in.

257. All right, guys.

258. Now you know there are no losers here.

259. Right. What do you call us?

260. You did your best.

261. Okay, Brandon, you won fair and square.

262. Be in the auditorium by 2:00 tomorrow.

263. After you play, you get to have tea at Mr. Krantz's house.

264. Carl, I know we're not speaking

265. but... it doesn't seem fair that Brandon won

266. when we're ones who worship the ground

267. Ludlow Krantz spits on, does it?

268. Oh... oh...

269. I mean, if it were the good old days

270. we'd never let something like that happen, would we?

271. Sure wouldn't, Hoods.

272. So, how are you going to pick up the ice cube

273. without tying a string around it?

274. Like this...

275. The salt and ice crystals will react to one another

276. forming a bond, so you can...

277. Wow! How do you know all this stuff?

278. Uh... I don't know.

279. I guess I just do.

280. By the way, thanks for letting me copy your notes.

281. Coach has been scheduling extra practices

282. so I've been really busy.

283. Actually, I've been pretty busy myself, but I get the work done.

284. I know... I got to be

285. more like you and less like me.

286. Ginger, look, I got to tell you something. See...

287. Oh, Ginger, you were so perfect!

288. Wait, guys, Darren needs to tell me something.

289. Uh... got to go.

290. He's been acting so strange lately.

291. Wh... what's going on?

292. Brandon...

293. Brandon...

294. Aah!

295. You two freakazoids!

296. I should have known you'd do something weird like this.

297. Why can't you be normal, good boys, like me?

298. Hoods, I think we've just been insulted.

299. Yup, that's us. Freakazoids.

300. What did you call these young men, Mr. Higsby?

301. Oh, no, no, Mr. Krantz, I didn't mean...

302. Surely you don't mean to imply

303. that anyone who's different is...

304. No, no, please.

305. You're my idol.

306. Quick, Hoods!

307. Brandon, get help!

308. N-no! Everything is too weird!

309. I'm out of here.

310. I'm a good boy!

311. A good boy!

312. We killed him, Carl.

313. We didn't mean to.

314. Not bad, hmm?

315. I knew you were faking it!

316. Yeah...

317. What was that yellow concoction

318. you sprinkled on the obsequious tike?

319. My eye goo collection.

320. Hmm... fascinating.

321. Excellent.

322. You're the most successful partnership I've seen in years.

323. Definitely on the road to an "A."

324. An "A"? Couldn't have done it without you, Ginger.

325. There's got to be some way I can thank you.

326. Really? I mean, well, you could, uh...

327. I know.

328. Go ahead, try it on.

329. Fits great.

330. Was getting kind of small for me, anyhow.

331. Yeah, I saw, I saw!

332. Socially speaking, this is unheard of!

333. He skipped so many steps, but who cares?

334. Important thing is, it happened.

335. Darren! Hey, Darren!

336. Hello, Darren!

337. Darren...?

338. Ginger and Ian are now definitely an item.

339. He gave her his soccer jacket.

340. Do you know what that means?

341. That it was too small for him anyhow?

342. Darren, he was just wearing it yesterday.

343. I just meant I wouldn't read

344. too much into it if I were you.

345. You should be happy for me.

346. You know how I feel about Ian.

347. Look, Ginger, the only reason

348. he's psyched that you're his partner

349. is because you're a science whiz.

350. I heard him talking.

351. He's calling you his "A" ticket

352. so he'll get to stay on the team.

353. I'm really sorry, Ginger.

354. Oh, how could Ian use you like that?

355. It's not so much his wanting an "A" that hurts.

356. It's that he doesn't see me as anything other

357. than this science whiz.

358. He doesn't even notice this soon-to-be woman

359. standing right in front of him.

360. So, what are you going to do?

361. I mean, you're not going to

362. give his jacket back, are you?

363. I've got a better idea.

364. Next class, I'm going to stop doing the work.

365. Let him know what it's like to be taken as a fool.

366. Hey, you knew sooner or later

367. there would be an in-class practical exam.

368. And did I mention

369. this is 15% of your overall grade?

370. Just try to do everything

371. to the best of your ability.

372. Ready, set, fire up those Bunsen burners.

373. Do you want to...

374. You set up the equipment.

375. I'll watch.

376. Uh...

377. Uh... oh...

378. So, how you doing?

379. You think it's time

380. to start measuring the saline solution?

381. Um... uh...

382. Uh, is that enough?

383. Five milliliters.

384. It's important to take really accurate notes.

385. Oh... uh...

386. That's why I always use pens.

387. Of course, you're not going to have much to write

388. unless you light the Bunsen burner.

389. Ginger, what's going on? We'll fail.

390. You mean you'llfail.

391. Isn't that what you're worried about, staying on the team?

392. No, I... okay, yeah.

393. I needed a good grade to keep playing soccer.

394. So you figured I'd get it for you?

395. If you'd just been honest with me

396. right from the start, I wouldn't be so mad.

397. I mean, when we got teamed up

398. the way you reacted, I thought you really...

399. You thought I really what?

400. We're low on saline.

401. Mind if we borrow?

402. Courtney! Thanks.

403. I mean, go ahead, take it.

404. Look, anyway...

405. No, I want you to keep it.

406. You don't need to pretend to be nice

407. because I'm getting you a good grade.

408. I'm not pretending.

409. You're a pretty tough coach.

410. Thanks.

411. Maybe we better finish before we both fail.

412. Right— 15% of the grade.

413. Okay, write down everything I do

414. exactly as I do it.

415. He wants her to keep the jacket.

416. Can you believe it?

417. I'd look way better in that jacket

418. than she ever will.

419. Heads up— acid splash.

420. Wow... good thing you're wearing boots.

421. Oh... my new boots.

422. What do you think he wants hard-boiled eggs for?

423. Maybe he'll peel one

424. and stick it in his empty eye socket.

425. You think?

426. You know, this place looks too normal.

427. Do you think we're expecting too much?

428. Only one way to find out.

429. This is going to be so cool...!

430. Where do you think he is?

431. I'm hungry.

432. Hold on, Hoods.

433. I got this funny feeling.

434. Shall I ring for tea, gentlemen?

435. Yes!

436. Oh, so cool!

437. [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

438. and NICKELODEON

439. Captioned byThe Caption Center Educational Foundation]

440. Why can't you be normal, good boys, like me?