1. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. and NICKELODEON]Copy !req
3. BOY
Uh... testing...Copy !req
4. Due to a scheduling conflictCopy !req
5. the date for school picture day
has been changed.Copy !req
6. Um, the new date
for school picture dayCopy !req
7. which has been changedCopy !req
8. is this Friday.Copy !req
9. Friday?
Is Chet out of his mind?Copy !req
10. That's two full weeks earlier
than originally scheduled!Copy !req
11. Oh, I totally dread picture day.Copy !req
12. Well, you girls
better start stocking upCopy !req
13. on your beauty sleep.Copy !req
14. You're going to need it.Copy !req
15. What is it about school pictures
that reminds meCopy !req
16. of absolutely
nothingCopy !req
17. except the day I
took school pictures?Copy !req
18. Look at me...Copy !req
19. my eyes have been closed
since first grade.Copy !req
20. My mother says I look like
my great aunt Brigette in mine.Copy !req
21. She never married.Copy !req
22. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
23. All school
pictures stink.Copy !req
24. It's practically
the law.Copy !req
25. Courtney Gripling's
looks pretty good.Copy !req
26. Hello?Copy !req
27. Hi, Ma.Copy !req
28. Dodie and Macie.Copy !req
29. Nothing, really.Copy !req
30. Tell her I said hi.Copy !req
31. Tell her!Copy !req
32. Macie says hi.Copy !req
33. Yeah, I'll run
an errand for you.Copy !req
34. What do you need?Copy !req
35. Mom...!Copy !req
36. Seriously?Copy !req
37. Okay... bye.Copy !req
38. Antifungal cream
for her feet.Copy !req
39. No!
No!Copy !req
40. They're all out
or she'd get it from work.Copy !req
41. That's why I always shower
in flip-flops.Copy !req
42. You can't be too safe.Copy !req
43. You just can't.Copy !req
44. It's got to be here somewhere.Copy !req
45. Why don't you
ask somebody?Copy !req
46. Right...
"Excuse me, but what rowCopy !req
47. has embarrassing things
for parents?"Copy !req
48. Aisle 14.Copy !req
49. Uh... thanks.Copy !req
50. Miranda, am I more
of a Peach MistCopy !req
51. or an
Apricot Sparkle?Copy !req
52. Mist more than Sparkle,
no question.Copy !req
53. Ginger!Copy !req
54. Hi, Courtney.Copy !req
55. Here to stock up
on cosmeticsCopy !req
56. for school picture day?
Us, too.Copy !req
57. No, we're here
on account of
her mom's mold.Copy !req
58. Aisle Six.Copy !req
59. Thanks.Copy !req
60. Well, we should go.Copy !req
61. Tell me about it.Copy !req
62. Time is of the essenceCopy !req
63. and I need to decide
on my paletteCopy !req
64. and brush up on my
highlight and contour skills.Copy !req
65. Then let's not waste
any more time.Copy !req
66. Ciao for now.Copy !req
67. Of course!Copy !req
68. When expertly appliedCopy !req
69. makeup can make all the
difference in the world!Copy !req
70. That's Courtney's
secret.Copy !req
71. And it does explain her
perpetually rosy cheeks.Copy !req
72. Makeup works
for Courtney GriplingCopy !req
73. and it can work for us.
Let's shop.Copy !req
74. My mother says no makeup
until high school.Copy !req
75. Oh, it will be too late
by high school.Copy !req
76. Everyone will
already remember youCopy !req
77. as the pasty redhead
with lusterless lips.Copy !req
78. Oh, dear.Copy !req
79. Enough said.Copy !req
80. Let's shop.Copy !req
81. Oatmeal body blush.Copy !req
82. Twenty-two dollars?Copy !req
83. Ooh, collagen
eye enhancer.Copy !req
84. Seventeen
dollars?Copy !req
85. What a total rip!Copy !req
86. I don't even know
what that junk is for.Copy !req
87. Jackpot!Copy !req
88. Eucalyptus cough suppressants,
a mere 66 cents.Copy !req
89. Sweet...Copy !req
90. You blinked, Carl.Copy !req
91. That's a lie.Copy !req
92. I saw you.Copy !req
93. It wasn't a blink.Copy !req
94. I winced was all.Copy !req
95. It's different:
no lid-to-lid contact.Copy !req
96. Do my feet smell bad?Copy !req
97. No, why?Copy !req
98. I thought maybe that
was why you winced.Copy !req
99. Carl, it totally
stinks in here!Copy !req
100. Can't you keep
your shoes on?Copy !req
101. No, Ginger, that's the
stench of Hoodsey's feet.Copy !req
102. I told you
they did, Carl.Copy !req
103. You lose, Hoodsey.Copy !req
104. That was a blink.Copy !req
105. Can I use some of your
mother's antifungal cream?Copy !req
106. If you can wait
until she gets home.Copy !req
107. You know the rules.Copy !req
108. Her bathroom
is off-limitsCopy !req
109. with a capital "O".Copy !req
110. Carl, Mom spun the chore wheel
this morning, you know.Copy !req
111. You got trash and grout.Copy !req
112. Did you do it?Copy !req
113. Ooh, cool.Copy !req
114. Come on, guys.Copy !req
115. Mildew and refuseCopy !req
116. will only distract Carl
for so long.Copy !req
117. Hey, Dwayne.Copy !req
118. Slim pickings today
or what?Copy !req
119. I scored a disinfectant puck
from a urinalCopy !req
120. that might be cool
for playing hockey.Copy !req
121. Oh, cool.Copy !req
122. You have
the best garbage!Copy !req
123. You want to see garbage,
my friend?Copy !req
124. Check me out tomorrow.Copy !req
125. Fat Friday.Copy !req
126. I can take you to a placeCopy !req
127. where even the foulest
of garbage smells sweet.Copy !req
128. Meet me here at 5:00 a.m.Copy !req
129. Wow...Copy !req
130. Oh...Copy !req
131. This is a
total violationCopy !req
132. of house rules,
you guys.Copy !req
133. We're not allowed
in there.Copy !req
134. But Ginger,
this is an emergency.Copy !req
135. Point well made.Copy !req
136. I guess I do have
an obligationCopy !req
137. to put her fungal
cream away, right?Copy !req
138. So it doesn't get,
you know, lost
or eaten?Copy !req
139. Absolutely!Copy !req
140. Do what you got to,
sister.Copy !req
141. Wow...Copy !req
142. It's even more beautiful
than I imagined.Copy !req
143. Be very, very careful.Copy !req
144. If my mom knew
we were going toCopy !req
145. sneak out at 5:00 a.m.Copy !req
146. she'd freak all the way
into the 23rd century.Copy !req
147. Why?
Dwayne's totally cool.Copy !req
148. My mom knows himCopy !req
149. and it's not
like it's going to beCopy !req
150. nighttime or anything.Copy !req
151. Oh, no, it's my mom!Copy !req
152. Don't panic!Copy !req
153. Everything back
where it was.Copy !req
154. Tubes closed,
caps on, quick!Copy !req
155. Oh, boy...Copy !req
156. The mascara's going
to hit the fan!Copy !req
157. Parent/teacher night,
Carl.Copy !req
158. I get a bad report from Gordo
and you're going to...Copy !req
159. Don't worry, Mom.Copy !req
160. I got her charmed
this semester.Copy !req
161. Ask anyone.Copy !req
162. Oh! It's true.Copy !req
163. What did I tell you
about standingCopy !req
164. in front
of the open fridge?Copy !req
165. Move over.Copy !req
166. Ginger, that you?Copy !req
167. Huh.Copy !req
168. What have we... here?Copy !req
169. Are we safe?Copy !req
170. Too soon to tell.Copy !req
171. Ginger?
Can I come in?Copy !req
172. Uh, sure, Mom.Copy !req
173. Hiya, girls.Copy !req
174. Have fun tonight?Copy !req
175. Uh-huh.Copy !req
176. Sorta.Copy !req
177. I enjoyed myself
in the usual manner.Copy !req
178. Good.Copy !req
179. Doing what, specifically?Copy !req
180. Oh, you know,
Chinese checkersCopy !req
181. charades, ornate
paper folding...Copy !req
182. The Japanese
call it origami.Copy !req
183. Do they?Copy !req
184. It's funny, you know.Copy !req
185. I thought
they called itCopy !req
186. tampering in your
mother's makeupCopy !req
187. when you know her
bathroom is off limits.Copy !req
188. Oop.Copy !req
189. Okay, Ginge, I'm waiting
for the excuse hereCopy !req
190. and it better be good.Copy !req
191. We're tired of
looking dorky, Ma.Copy !req
192. I mean, just once
I'd like to haveCopy !req
193. a picture worth trading.Copy !req
194. Wouldn't you like a wallet-size
you could be proud of?Copy !req
195. I'm proud of all the pictures
of you kids...Copy !req
196. except maybe that one of Carl
with the raisin up his nose.Copy !req
197. Mom, can't we bend the rules
a little, just this once?Copy !req
198. Look, there are
a hundred reasonsCopy !req
199. why girls your age
shouldn't wear makeup.Copy !req
200. What I really mean
to say isCopy !req
201. you girls have
your whole lives
to grow up.Copy !req
202. Enjoy what you've got now.Copy !req
203. Enjoy being yourselves.Copy !req
204. Okay.Copy !req
205. Sorry, Mrs. Foutley.Copy !req
206. And keep your tails
out of my bathroom.Copy !req
207. Hey, what are you two
doing up so early?Copy !req
208. We get up
at 5:00 a lot.Copy !req
209. Yeah, you know...Copy !req
210. to work out
and stuff.Copy !req
211. Uh, what kind of workout
involvesCopy !req
212. just standing on the curb
in the dark?Copy !req
213. It's a new regimen.Copy !req
214. Mostly popular in
Europe and stuff.Copy !req
215. Right...Copy !req
216. Tell Dwayne I said hi!Copy !req
217. Think he knew?Copy !req
218. Now, there's three rules
of trash-picking.Copy !req
219. Location, location
and location.Copy !req
220. Now, why waste your timeCopy !req
221. sifting for your average
toss-offsCopy !req
222. around Sheltered ShrubsCopy !req
223. when there's buried treasure
for the takingCopy !req
224. in Protected Pines?Copy !req
225. Whoa...Copy !req
226. Where do you think I got
this amande croissant, dude?Copy !req
227. Oh... farewell,
embarrassing blanky of infancy.Copy !req
228. Taunt me no more.Copy !req
229. Hoodsey, look,
it's Blake!Copy !req
230. What's Blake
doing up so earlyCopy !req
231. sneaking around
outside?Copy !req
232. There's one way
to find out.Copy !req
233. Whoa...
a food processor.Copy !req
234. What kind of a lunatic
would throwCopy !req
235. one of these babies
away?Copy !req
236. Shush!Copy !req
237. Think that's what
Blake threw out?Copy !req
238. Nah, what Blake
was trying to dispose of...Copy !req
239. was this.Copy !req
240. Oh my gosh,
his baby blanket!Copy !req
241. Shush!Copy !req
242. It just screams
juvenile.Copy !req
243. Oh, it screams a lot more
than that, Dwayne.Copy !req
244. It screams a lot more than that.Copy !req
245. Better Beauty...Copy !req
246. Girlmania...Copy !req
247. Young Face...Copy !req
248. Knowing Your Hamster?Copy !req
249. I only read it
for the articles.Copy !req
250. Somewhere within these pages
lies the answer to our prayers!Copy !req
251. Now, let's get cracking.Copy !req
252. It says here if you
bite your lower lip
for a few hoursCopy !req
253. it looks rosier.Copy !req
254. And sleeping
on a block of iceCopy !req
255. gives you a creamy
white complexion.Copy !req
256. A change in the cage once a week
prevents hamster mildew.Copy !req
257. Sorry.Copy !req
258. Oh my gosh!Copy !req
259. Page 52 of Girlmania.Copy !req
260. "Makeup needn't
be purchased.Copy !req
261. It can be made
from everyday
household items."Copy !req
262. But Ginger...Copy !req
263. You promised your mom
you wouldn't wear makeup.Copy !req
264. This isn't really
makeup, Macie, it's...Copy !req
265. "crushed crayonsCopy !req
266. "petroleum jelly...
berries..."Copy !req
267. This is it!Copy !req
268. The recipe to glamour
is ours!Copy !req
269. And the ingredients
were right here under
our noses the whole time!Copy !req
270. Speaking of whichCopy !req
271. try not to finish
your raspberry pudding.Copy !req
272. We're going to need it.Copy !req
273. Oh... yes... yes!Copy !req
274. Dodie, Dodie, fetch me
a cup of cranberries!Copy !req
275. Ginger, start
peeling crayons!Copy !req
276. I do believe I'm an autumn...
most certainly not a winter.Copy !req
277. Most certainly not.Copy !req
278. Aah!Copy !req
279. Hey, guys, find any good stuff
trash-picking this morning?Copy !req
280. Did we? Carl found Bla...Copy !req
281. We weren't
trash-picking, Darren.Copy !req
282. What makes you think
we were?Copy !req
283. Hey, save it, Carl.Copy !req
284. 5:00 a.m., Fat Friday?Copy !req
285. You know,
I rolled with DwayneCopy !req
286. once or twice in my day.Copy !req
287. Yeah, well, that was then,
this is now.Copy !req
288. Our relationship with Dwayne
is purely social.Copy !req
289. We dig his vibe.Copy !req
290. Case closed.Copy !req
291. We hold the ultimate
blackmail weaponCopy !req
292. over the ultimate
blackmail victim.Copy !req
293. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
294. Alas, Sir GalahadCopy !req
295. you have given your last kingdom
for your last horse.Copy !req
296. I demand you pay the tariff.Copy !req
297. Who goes there?Copy !req
298. Curious...Copy !req
299. Now for the dance
of Baby Blue.Copy !req
300. This is too good.Copy !req
301. Who's there?Copy !req
302. This is private property.Copy !req
303. You again!Copy !req
304. Hideous apparition,
it just cannot be.Copy !req
305. Oh, you left me,
Blake...Copy !req
306. after all
we've been through.Copy !req
307. How could you
abandon me?Copy !req
308. I love you!Copy !req
309. Oh... ye gads...Copy !req
310. Let's go,
he's coming!Copy !req
311. Foutley! Who else?Copy !req
312. And I know
just where to find you.Copy !req
313. Why, Blake,
what brings you here?Copy !req
314. You boys know precisely
why I am here.Copy !req
315. Oh, you've sunk low
this time, Foutley.Copy !req
316. Dreadfully low!Copy !req
317. Well, whatever do you mean?Copy !req
318. That blanky has been
the bane of my existenceCopy !req
319. for lo, these past seven
and three-quarter years.Copy !req
320. I want it destroyed!Copy !req
321. What's your price?Copy !req
322. Hoodsey...Copy !req
323. Blake shall wear
novelty rabbit earsCopy !req
324. whenever Carl demands.Copy !req
325. No...Copy !req
326. when Carl needs
to test water balloonsCopy !req
327. Blake shall serve
as a moving target.Copy !req
328. Oh...Copy !req
329. Blake shallCopy !req
330. install carpeting
in the doghouse...Copy !req
331. by hand.Copy !req
332. Ooh...
misery is mine.Copy !req
333. Number four...Copy !req
334. Did it work?Copy !req
335. Did we do it?Copy !req
336. Well...?Copy !req
337. Did we?Copy !req
338. Girls...Copy !req
339. I believe we have
created makeup!Copy !req
340. Uh... not
technically makeupCopy !req
341. because that would be
breaking the rules.Copy !req
342. It's more like,
um... fakeup!Copy !req
343. To fakeup!Copy !req
344. To fakeup!Copy !req
345. rl don't
understand it.Copy !req
346. Mumma?Copy !req
347. I have looked
for it everywhere.Copy !req
348. Winston hasn't seen it,
nor Cook, nor Seamstress.Copy !req
349. Oh, you must be
terribly distraught.Copy !req
350. Ah, if only you knew.Copy !req
351. But perhaps my blanky
has disappeared for a reason.Copy !req
352. Ah, yes, perhaps it's
fate's way of saying...Copy !req
353. Nonsense, Blake!Copy !req
354. That blanky is
a family heirloomCopy !req
355. one that you
will pass down
to your childCopy !req
356. when you decide on
a clever "B" name.Copy !req
357. Uh... uh... oh...Copy !req
358. Oh, that's great,
Courtney. Feel it!Copy !req
359. Oh, the camera
loves you!Copy !req
360. Are they auditioning
for clown school?Copy !req
361. I don't know,
but if they areCopy !req
362. I have a feeling
they're going to get in.Copy !req
363. Ginger Foutley!Copy !req
364. This is it!Copy !req
365. Good luck!Copy !req
366. You, too.Copy !req
367. I feel a nosebleed
coming on.Copy !req
368. Definitely not in keeping
with my palette.Copy !req
369. tell her how stupid
she looks.Copy !req
370. Uh... I'm a little nervous.Copy !req
371. That's okay, work with
what you got, princess.Copy !req
372. Show me fun.Copy !req
373. We were hot... so hot!Copy !req
374. Did you happen
to watch me work?Copy !req
375. I've got a feelingCopy !req
376. these are going to be
the best pictures ever!Copy !req
377. I really hope so.Copy !req
378. Nice hustle out there, ladies.Copy !req
379. Seen worse... seen worse.Copy !req
380. Did you hear that?Copy !req
381. She's seen worse.Copy !req
382. Yeah, we're going to need
steam cleanings...Copy !req
383. uh... twice a week.Copy !req
384. And if I refuse?Copy !req
385. We tell the whole world
about your little baby blanky.Copy !req
386. Waa, waa, waa...Copy !req
387. Ne'er again
shall I place my dignityCopy !req
388. in the soil-ed hands
of the public sanitation system!Copy !req
389. I don't believe this.Copy !req
390. You've done some low
things before, CarlCopy !req
391. but this is
the all-time.Copy !req
392. Hoodsey, I told you
to lower the mini-blinds.Copy !req
393. Well, Blake
didn't get around
to installing them yet.Copy !req
394. Go on home, kid.Copy !req
395. Your secret's safe.Copy !req
396. Oh... thank you...Copy !req
397. I thank you,
whoever you are.Copy !req
398. What are you doing spying
on us anyway, Darren?Copy !req
399. You kidding? You've been
acting like pod peopleCopy !req
400. ever since the day
I saw you waiting for Dwayne.Copy !req
401. He made me do it!Copy !req
402. He's the brains!Copy !req
403. I bet you think
you're pretty clever.Copy !req
404. Give it up, Carl.Copy !req
405. Never! There are
many other waysCopy !req
406. to torment
Blake Gripling.Copy !req
407. You know, Carl, uhCopy !req
408. I was hoping it
wouldn't come to thisCopy !req
409. but I seem to
remember a certain
neighbor of mineCopy !req
410. who never went anywhereCopy !req
411. without his little
stuffed... lambie-pie.Copy !req
412. Stuffed lambie-pie?Copy !req
413. Or do you not remember
Cousin Baa-baa?Copy !req
414. You're sick.Copy !req
415. I was just a boy!Copy !req
416. You had
a stuffed lamb?Copy !req
417. Uh... I can't recall,
okay?Copy !req
418. It might have been,
uh... a tiger.Copy !req
419. It was a lamb, Carl...Copy !req
420. and Baa-baa was
his name-o.Copy !req
421. So if you don't want
anybody to find outCopy !req
422. lay off Blake Gripling.Copy !req
423. Ooh... you're good.Copy !req
424. If there's anything I can doCopy !req
425. I know a wonderful
obedience schoolCopy !req
426. that worked miracles
with my Buttons...Copy !req
427. though she's a purebred.Copy !req
428. So you're saying you
don't find Carl charming?Copy !req
429. Because he says...Copy !req
430. You poor, dear woman.Copy !req
431. Why do I listen to those two?Copy !req
432. Lois! How are you?Copy !req
433. Eh, I'm fine.Copy !req
434. But my son is another
story entirely.Copy !req
435. How's Ginger doing?Copy !req
436. Please tell me
she's a delight.Copy !req
437. She is, don't worry.Copy !req
438. Oh, before I forget,
let me give youCopy !req
439. her school pictures
to take home.Copy !req
440. Want to take
a little sneak peek?Copy !req
441. Ginger!Copy !req
442. But, Mom,
it's fakeup.Copy !req
443. I didn't really
break a rule.Copy !req
444. You are grounded, Ginger,
indefinitely, period.Copy !req
445. But it wasn't real makeup.Copy !req
446. The foundation's made of gravy,
the blush is just cranberries...Copy !req
447. I don't care.Copy !req
448. It's all being
confiscated.Copy !req
449. Now go to your room.Copy !req
450. But, Mom...Copy !req
451. End of discussion.Copy !req
452. Oh...Copy !req
453. Whoever heard of such a thing?Copy !req
454. Gravy foundation.Copy !req
455. Hmm... needs blush.Copy !req
456. You know what to do.Copy !req
457. Trust me.Copy !req
458. Nobody will ever see
this blanky again.Copy !req
459. I know it stingsCopy !req
460. but you did the right
thing, Carl. Trust me.Copy !req
461. Uh-huh.Copy !req
462. I... I just need
to be alone now.Copy !req
463. Stupid lamb...Copy !req
464. Oh...Copy !req
465. Eww... it doesn't look
anything like me... thankfully.Copy !req
466. It's better than mine.Copy !req
467. I look like
a ventriloquist's dummy.Copy !req
468. I don't even recognize
this hot mama.Copy !req
469. We were totally better off
just being ourselves.Copy !req
470. These look ridiculous.Copy !req
471. And I'm grounded.Copy !req
472. At least we got permission
for re-dos on makeup day.Copy !req
473. You mean no makeup day.Copy !req
474. Definitely.Copy !req
475. See you at lunch?Copy !req
476. Okay. Bring your appetite.Copy !req
477. Something tells me I'm going to
be brown-bagging our fakeup.Copy !req
478. [Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
479. and NICKELODEONCopy !req
480. Captioned byThe Caption Center
Educational Foundation]Copy !req
481. We were hot... so hot!Copy !req