Arthur 9x19

1. Hey!

2. Hey!

3. Hey!

4. Hey!

5. Hey, D.W.

6. Hey!

7. Whoa!

8. Perfect tanning weather.

9. Ooh!

10. Shoo!

11. Shoo!

12. Note to self: orange is the new black.

13. Must-have item for summer,

14. Must-have item for summer,

15. orange bikini with matching flip-flops.

16. Hey, what a cool butterfly!

17. I don't believe it!

18. It's Speyeria cybele,

19. commonly known as the great spangled fritillary.

20. It's very rare.

21. Hey!

22. They never knew what hit 'em.

23. Stay still.

24. Let me see if I can hit it.

25. No way! Leave it alone.

26. Hitting kids with spitballs is one thing,

27. but butterflies are harmless, beautiful creatures that...

28. but butterflies are harmless, beautiful creatures that...

29. Hey, what's going on?

30. I'm all itchy.

31. We should go to the nurse— now.

32. I didn't think butterflies could bite.

33. They can't.

34. It was that butterfly.

35. That's when I started feeling itchy.

36. No, Binky, you're not allergic to butterflies.

37. You're also not allergic to pet dander or tree pollen.

38. You're also not allergic to pet dander or tree pollen.

39. If you were, you'd see a red bump in one of these circles.

40. Well, that's a relief.

41. It'd really stink if I couldn't pet pets or climb trees.

42. But your blood did test positive for an allergy to peanuts.

43. Oh, my!

44. Mom, relax.

45. I don't even like peanuts that much.

46. Peanut allergies can be quite serious, Binky.

47. I'm a nurse.

48. I've seen anaphylaxis before.

49. Who's Anna Phylaxis?

50. Is she at my school?

51. Anaphylaxis is a reaction you could get

52. Anaphylaxis is a reaction you could get

53. if you eat peanuts again.

54. Instead of just a rash,

55. it could be hard to swallow or even breathe.

56. We don't want that happening.

57. That's why I want you to read these.

58. Great. More homework.

59. The more you learn about your allergy,

60. the easier it'll be to cope with.

61. Mom, it's just chili.

62. I know, but it has peanut oil in it, see?

63. I know, but it has peanut oil in it, see?

64. You have to look at the ingredients, Binky.

65. Peanuts and peanut products

66. are in all sorts of foods.

67. Okay, okay.

68. How about Trim Tim's Beef Jerky?

69. Read the label.

70. Yuck.

71. Peanuts?

72. No. Something called beef lips.

73. Binky, dinner!

74. What's this?

75. It's Friday night.

76. We always order Chinese on Friday night.

77. We always order Chinese on Friday night.

78. I'm sorry, honey,

79. but a lot of Chinese food is cooked with peanut oil.

80. But I used to be able to eat it.

81. What about egg rolls?

82. Those are made with eggs, right?

83. It's better to be safe than sorry.

84. Here, have a chicken cutlet.

85. You love chicken cutlets.

86. I don't want a cutlet!

87. I want an egg roll.

88. Oh, all right, I'll have a cutlet.

89. Mmm, not bad.

90. Mmm, not bad.

91. Much better than the ones they make at school.

92. That reminds me.

93. I have to make sure they have a special peanut-free table

94. for you at the cafeteria.

95. A special table?

96. I can't even sit

97. with my friends?

98. That's it!

99. I'm going to bed.

100. MRS. Sorry, Binky,

101. that's off limits.

102. The cook who prepared it once stepped on a peanut.

103. Watch it, sonny.

104. The guy who flipped that burger,

105. his middle name is Peanut.

106. Don't even think about the pie.

107. The eggs in that meringue

108. were from a chicken that once dreamt

109. of a dancing peanut in a bowler hat.

110. But I'm hungry!

111. MRS. Now, don't you worry.

112. MRS. Now, don't you worry.

113. We've fixed up something special for you at the special table.

114. That's Adam.

115. He's allergic to Formica.

116. The cafeteria is a tough place for him.

117. But he can't get enough

118. of our homemade spinach juice.

119. That's Ron and Don.

120. They're allergic to their hands

121. and all utensils, plastic and metal.

122. And this is where you'll sit.

123. Enjoy your Brussels sprouts.

124. You get them every day for the rest of your life.

125. You get them every day for the rest of your life.

126. No...!

127. Good morning.

128. I have a surprise for you.

129. Is it Brussels sprouts?

130. No.

131. It's your own cell phone.

132. This way, you can call me

133. if you feel an allergic reaction.

134. Let's see if it works.

135. Hello?

136. Hi.

137. Can you hear me loud and clear?

138. Well, yeah...

139. Well, yeah...

140. We are in the same room.

141. Oh, right.

142. Okay, bye.

143. Bye.

144. Cool. Thanks.

145. I'm going to go to the candy store.

146. I'll come with you.

147. Mom, I'm almost ten years old.

148. I can go to the candy store by myself.

149. I'll read the labels.

150. I promise.

151. I haven't decided yet.

152. No, I'm not going to get peanut brittle.

153. No, I'm not going to get peanut brittle.

154. I don't even like it.

155. Okay. Bye.

156. How about gummi slugs?

157. There are no peanuts in those.

158. I don't like gummi slugs.

159. They're too gummy.

160. And how do you know about...

161. Your allergy?

162. Your mom sent an e-mail to all the parents in class.

163. She did?

164. It's no big deal.

165. My mom did the same thing

166. when we found out I was allergic to milk.

167. Milk, huh?

168. Wow, that's terrible.

169. Milk is in everything.

170. Tell me about it—

171. Tell me about it—

172. ice cream, chocolate, even cheese.

173. But you get used to it.

174. There's a really good ice cream made from rice milk.

175. How'd you find that out?

176. Research.

177. And the more you know, the less your parents bug you.

178. Cashews— I'm buying cashews.

179. Come on.

180. I'll show you the allergy section in the library.

181. This one is really good

182. at explaining how all allergies work.

183. And it's got lots of pictures.

184. And it's got lots of pictures.

185. And with Bionic Bunny out of the way,

186. I, Condimentor, will rule the world!

187. Activate the giant seasoner.

188. No! Not sodium chloride.

189. Anything but that!

190. Jenna...

191. Jenna...

192. my throat feels kind of funny.

193. Quick, call your mom!

194. I feel much better.

195. That shot Dr. Kingsbury gave me really worked.

196. I should never have let you eat those cashews.

197. What was I thinking?

198. But I'm not even allergic to cashews.

199. The ones you bought were probably processed

200. in a factory that handles peanuts, too.

201. Are you okay, Mom?

202. I'm just worried, that's all.

203. I'm just worried, that's all.

204. Huh?

205. Where am I?

206. I can't move!

207. That's because you're stuck

208. to my super-adhesive grape jelly.

209. Thought you could live without my products, huh, Binky Barnes?

210. We'll just see about that.

211. We'll just see about that.

212. Anna Phylaxis,

213. begin phase two.

214. Yes, Dr. Legume.

215. Peanut butter?

216. No! Stop!

217. Anything but that!

218. Help!

219. It's...

220. Bionic Bunny!

221. Your sandwich days are over, Dr. Legume.

222. Help!

223. Help!

224. I suggest you get into wraps.

225. I don't know what would have happened

226. if that bread had touched me.

227. I'm allergic to peanuts.

228. Well, if it's anything like my allergic reaction

229. to sodium chloride, it wouldn't have been pretty.

230. What is sodium chloride, anyway?

231. Salt— one single grain and I lose my super powers.

232. I also retain water and get grouchy.

233. Someone named Jenna is being held captive

234. by the evil Lord Bovina.

235. I've got to save her.

236. Remember, Binky, you're tougher than this allergy.

237. Let it know who's in charge!

238. Binky?

239. Morning, Mom.

240. I found some peanut stuff we missed when we were

241. cleaning out the cabinets.

242. cleaning out the cabinets.

243. I'm just going to take this to the trash.

244. It's a medicine auto-injector.

245. If I start feeling sick, one shot of this and I'm a-okay.

246. I keep it right here in my new Bionic Bunny belt pack.

247. Hey, Binky,

248. can I see it?

249. Hold it right there.

250. You packin' peanuts, long ears?

251. No.

252. I haven't had a peanut all day. I swear.

253. He's clean.

254. He's clean.

255. You, sit here!

256. Hi, Mom.

257. Yeah, I'm at the special table.

258. How's the soup?

259. Hey, how did you know?

260. Mom!

261. What are you doing here?

262. Oh, I was... in the neighborhood,

263. so I thought I'd drop by

264. and make sure you had everything you needed.

265. I've got everything under control, Mom, really.

266. I know you do.

267. It's just that...

268. What's that?

269. What's that?

270. That's not peanut butter, is it?

271. It's cream cheese and jelly.

272. Remember?

273. You made it for me.

274. And it's delicious.

275. A little bit further.

276. Just a few more steps.

277. Okay.

278. You can open your eyes now.

279. I found it on the Internet.

280. They cook for people with peanut allergies.

281. They use special pans and everything.

282. Can we please eat here?

283. Well, it is Friday night.

284. Well, it is Friday night.

285. Yes!

286. And I'm having three egg rolls.

287. And now...

288. Kellie's Candies!

289. Me and Kellie have allergies and we can't eat nuts.

290. We're just like Binky.

291. You guys ready for some fudge?

292. This is Kellie

293. and this is her sister Katie

294. and her sister Sammy.

295. and her sister Sammy.

296. And we have their friend, Kristen.

297. Tim is Kellie's dad.

298. He's making fudge.

299. This fudge is made from the basic ingredients

300. so that we can make sure that it is nut free.

301. Because Kellie has a peanut allergy,

302. my mom and dad decided that they would start a candy company.

303. Who wants to lick the spoon?

304. The company is named

305. after Kellie.

306. And it's called Kellie's Candies Nut-Free Confections.

307. And it's called Kellie's Candies Nut-Free Confections.

308. My mom makes the candy

309. and my dad makes the fudge and caramels and stuff.

310. Kellie's mom, Martha, makes the candy

311. and it has no nuts.

312. Everybody, this is Martha.

313. Hi.

314. This is my chocolate room

315. and this is where we make all the candies for the kids

316. with peanut and tree nut allergies.

317. Now I'm doing chocolate coins.

318. Now, these will sit and cool for about 20 minutes,

319. and then we can take them out of the molds

320. and get them ready for wrapping.

321. and get them ready for wrapping.

322. This is a few of the rejects.

323. They're candies that didn't come out exactly perfect.

324. But they taste perfectly fine.

325. The rules are, they can't take anything without asking.

326. My husband, of course, has a problem.

327. He tends to steal chocolate.

328. This is where we package all the candy.

329. It's nice for people with peanut allergies

330. like Kellie and Kristen to have candy like other kids can, too.

331. Kellie's Candies!

332. Kellie's Candies!

333. And now...

334. MR. Francine— not bad.

335. Sue Ellen— excellent.

336. Muffy, Congo is a country, not a dance.

337. Were you feeling all right when you took this test?

338. You're a tad off your usual mark.

339. B-minus?

340. Are you sure this is correct?

341. Yes, I'm afraid so.

342. Don't take it too hard, Alan.

343. You probably just had an off day.

344. You probably just had an off day.

345. A B-minus isn't so bad.

346. Yeah!

347. It's in the Bs.

348. I love the Bs.

349. But it's only one grade above a C-plus!

350. I've never gotten a B-minus before.

351. You'll do better

352. next time.

353. What if I don't?

354. What if my brain is deteriorating?

355. I could get a C next time!

356. And in less than a year,

357. I could be like... like...

358. Arthur, Buster, look— a U.F.O.!

359. It's just a dirigible, Brain.

360. A dirigi-wha?

361. You know, a blimp?

362. A big balloon?

363. I'd hate to see the kid who lost that!

364. Hey, look!

365. There's still frosting

366. on that cupcake.

367. This could be the start of something very bad.

368. before the test?

369. Maybe something threw you off.

370. It was just a normal Sunday.

371. I got up at 7:45...

372. A hundred and eleven...

373. one hundred and twelve...

374. Did 135 sit-ups,

375. had some juice and a bran muffin,

376. finished the crossword in three minutes

377. and the word jumble in 57 seconds.

378. Then my mom and I opened up the ice cream shop.

379. Then my mom and I opened up the ice cream shop.

380. I put some music on, and...

381. Wait!

382. We had new music!

383. That was different!

384. Breezy Listening.

385. What is it?

386. Just background music.

387. My mom thought it might encourage people

388. to buy more ice cream.

389. We're listening to it right now.

390. I know that tune from somewhere.

391. What is it?

392. Hey, maybe it has secret messages in it

393. that are making you dumb.

394. Buster!

395. Buster!

396. There are no secret messages in the music.

397. No, probably not.

398. But some people believe that plant growth is affected

399. by different types of music.

400. Who knows? Maybe this CD did change me somehow.

401. There's only one way to find out.

402. The experiment will consist of two tests.

403. First, you'll put shapes into the holes in silence,

404. then with this CD on in the background.

405. Meanwhile, I'll record your response times, okay?

406. When do we get our candy?

407. When the experiment is over.

408. But I'm hungry now!

409. But I'm hungry now!

410. I won't be able to concentrate if I'm hungry.

411. Okay, okay, you can have some candy now.

412. Ready...

413. set...

414. go.

415. Stop! Stop!

416. What are you doing?

417. I'm putting the shapes in a hole.

418. Isn't that what you wanted?

419. No, Tommy, he meant these holes,

420. like this.

421. You're doing it wrong, Timmy!

422. You're doing it wrong, Timmy!

423. Use your feet!

424. There.

425. More candy, please.

426. "Find better test subjects."

427. So average time for puzzle in silence equals 5.4 seconds.

428. Now for the hard part.

429. Intense exposure to Breezy Listening.

430. Wow!

431. This place is huge!

432. It's much bigger than the Elwood City Mall.

433. That's because it's the Swellwood City Mall,

434. where everything is bigger and better.

435. Would you like a credit card?

436. Um... sure.

437. Happy shopping!

438. Thanks.

439. Funny, I suddenly feel the need to buy lots and lots of stuff.

440. Welcome to Chickin Lickin'.

441. Can I take your order?

442. One extra crispy Chickareetos with Cool Pi単ata Sauce,

443. a side of Cheddarola fries and a large cola, please.

444. Would you like to mega-size that cola for only ten cents more?

445. It's the combo.

446. Okay.

447. Free Winto-Minto?

448. Free Winto-Minto?

449. No!

450. Is there someplace around here

451. where I could rest but not buy anything?

452. I feel a little sick.

453. Try the Swellwood City Library,

454. conveniently located in the east wing of the mall.

455. Finally!

456. Someplace with peace and quiet.

457. Ms. Turner, what's going on?

458. You never allow music to be played in the library.

459. Oh, it's just a little background music, Alan.

460. Nobody minds it.

461. But how does anybody read books in here?

462. But how does anybody read books in here?

463. I can hardly hear myself think!

464. We don't carry books anymore.

465. We carry "bookazines"--

466. they're like books,

467. but they've had all the difficult parts removed.

468. And they're for sale.

469. Here, try Tolstoy's Peace.

470. It's hysterical.

471. No, this can't be happening!

472. Arthur, don't you see what's going on?

473. It's this music!

474. It's turning us into mindless machines

475. programmed to buy things.

476. We have to escape!

477. Sorry, sir,

478. but you're going to have to pay for that Arthur doll

479. before leaving the store.

480. Arthur "doll"?

481. Want to pull my cord?

482. Feed me.

483. Cash or credit?

484. No...!

485. My test results after exposure to the CD

486. were a quarter of a second behind my normal score.

487. This proves that it's affecting my brain.

488. This proves that it's affecting my brain.

489. A quarter of a second isn't very much.

490. How many tests did you do?

491. Just one.

492. That's all I could take.

493. Alan, if you don't like the music, we can change it,

494. but I don't think it caused you to get a B-minus.

495. I don't dislike it.

496. I mean, it's barely even noticeable.

497. But it's designed just to make people buy more.

498. Isn't that wrong?

499. Don't we want people to buy more of our ice cream?

500. Well, yeah, I guess.

501. But we don't want to trick people into buying it, do we?

502. You're certainly right about that.

503. Okay, how about this?

504. You can be in charge of the shop's music.

505. Just try to find something that everyone will like.

506. What are we listening to?

507. Koko Taylor.

508. It's a lot better than Breezy Listening, isn't it?

509. Wait, wait, here's my favorite part.

510. ♪ When you leave this town

511. Why is she tired?

512. Because her boyfriend doesn't treat her right,

513. and she never wants to see him again.

514. Really?

515. That's awful!

516. It's just a song.

517. I know, but could you play a different one?

518. This one's making me kind of sad.

519. What would you like to hear?

520. There's "Bills, Bills, Bills and More Bills,"

521. "Evil,"I Cried Like a Baby"...

522. They all sound sad.

523. They're not.

524. "I Cried Like a Baby" is pretty upbeat.

525. "I Cried Like a Baby" is pretty upbeat.

526. It just has a sad title.

527. Here, I'll play it for you.

528. Don't bother.

529. I sort of lost my appetite.

530. Here.

531. "Music Suggestions," huh?

532. This is what you want.

533. M端takrude?

534. It's their latest album, "Shin Splints."

535. It's not in stores yet,

536. but my friend's cousin knows the ex-drummer.

537. It's going to be huge!

538. Don't worry.

539. I'll get that.

540. Wait!

541. I'll give you a free scoop, with sprinkles!

542. What is that terrible sound?

543. "Muddy Crud"?

544. It's pronounced "M端takrude," money bags.

545. The umlauts give the "U's an "ooh" sound.

546. Whatever it is, it's awful!

547. Here, Brain, play this.

548. It's much more appropriate.

549. Listen to that voice!

550. Listen to that voice!

551. Isn't Rodney Gilfry dreamy?

552. Hey, you can't do that!

553. Why not?

554. My suggestion came first!

555. Excuse me, Molly, but patrons aren't allowed behind the...

556. Relax, Brain.

557. I heard you were looking for music.

558. I have something I know everyone will like.

559. ♪ We see the pretty boys...

560. Oh, not this again!

561. Hey, if you play U Stink,

562. then you have to play We Stink, too!

563. then you have to play We Stink, too!

564. Yeah!

565. But you guys never even had a song!

566. Sure, we did.

567. Hit it, Buster.

568. ♪ Oh, our name is We Stink

569. That's not singing, that's screeching!

570. This is singing.

571. Stop it!

572. This is an ice cream shop, not a jukebox!

573. From now on, there'll just be silence.

574. Want to go to the Sugar Bowl?

575. Wait up, we'll join you.

576. George— not bad.

577. Fern— excellent.

578. Muffy, Caesar Augustus was a Roman emperor,

579. not a summer salad.

580. Hey, Brain, did you think the history test was hard?

581. No.

582. But I know what I got anyway—

583. a C-plus.

584. Why would you think that?

585. Because I wound up putting that Breezy Listening CD back on.

586. The silence in the shop was getting to me.

587. The silence in the shop was getting to me.

588. Don't tell me!

589. It's a C-plus, right?

590. Worse?

591. Is it a C?

592. A C-minus?

593. Did I fail?

594. Oh, no!

595. I'm never going to make it to fourth grade!

596. Excellent work, Alan.

597. See?

598. I told you it was just an off day.

599. Well, looks like there's nothing wrong

600. with your brain, Brain.

601. Does this mean you'll keep playing

602. that background music?

603. Hey, big head, when is M端takrude going to play?

604. Hey, big head, when is M端takrude going to play?

605. That's track eight.

606. It's right after U Stink.

607. You have two songs to go.

608. Okay, I'll take another cup of choco-taco with strawberry salsa

609. and one of these.

610. Personally, I think Sundae Hits is a lame name,

611. but it is a great mix.

612. It's the customers' favorite music.

613. I just put it together.

614. And it's selling like hotcakes!

615. You might want to know the secret formula

616. for drawing Arthur.

617. We'll do two letter O's,

618. hook them together with a little upside-down letter U.

619. Then we'll do a larger letter U like this.

620. We'll do a straight line here.

621. Two dots here.

622. Two lines here.

623. Two dots here.

624. A curved line for his mouth.

625. I will add his ears.

626. And there's Arthur.

627. That's great!

628. That's great!

629. Hey!

630. Hey!