1. Hey!Copy !req
2. Hey!Copy !req
3. Hey!Copy !req
4. Hey!Copy !req
5. Hey, D.W.Copy !req
6. Hey!Copy !req
7. Whoa!Copy !req
8. There— all sorted.Copy !req
9. Ouch!Copy !req
10. What is that?Copy !req
11. Phew!Copy !req
12. Ow!Copy !req
13. What was that— an explosion?Copy !req
14. Earthquake?Copy !req
15. Aliens?Copy !req
16. You really think so?Copy !req
17. No, but I knew you'd say that.Copy !req
18. It's coming from
behind that fence.Copy !req
19. Uh-oh.Copy !req
20. Uh-oh.Copy !req
21. Oh, no!Copy !req
22. D.W.:
Cool!Copy !req
23. Aren't they cute?Copy !req
24. I found the drums at
a garage sale today.Copy !req
25. Now the twins can play
in the "Summer Serenade."Copy !req
26. Summer Serenade?Copy !req
27. Summer Serenade?Copy !req
28. Haven't you heard?Copy !req
29. The Parks Department is having
a summer music festival.Copy !req
30. Anyone can play.Copy !req
31. There'll be music, sing-alongs,
and at the end, fireworks.Copy !req
32. Only no one will hear them—
we'll be too loud.Copy !req
33. We're going to turn
that saramaid into
a noise-a-palooza.Copy !req
34. Noise-a-palooza!Copy !req
35. You guys thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
36. Earplugs?Copy !req
37. No, we should play
in the Summer Serenade.Copy !req
38. No, we should play
in the Summer Serenade.Copy !req
39. We could practice
at my house.Copy !req
40. Can I try?Copy !req
41. No way— go play
with your baby toy.Copy !req
42. Baby?Copy !req
43. I'll show you.Copy !req
44. Our drums!Copy !req
45. What happened?Copy !req
46. I'll never be as loud as D.W.!Copy !req
47. My parents are going to
get me even bigger drums.Copy !req
48. No.Copy !req
49. What?Copy !req
50. Arthur has a piano,
and all he does is this.Copy !req
51. Arthur has a piano,
and all he does is this.Copy !req
52. If you want
to play the drums,Copy !req
53. you can have lessons.Copy !req
54. I don't need lessons.Copy !req
55. I need drums!Copy !req
56. Besides, I can't waste time
on lessons.Copy !req
57. I only have until Saturday.Copy !req
58. I need drums now.Copy !req
59. I'm sorry, D.W.,
but you can't have
everything you wantCopy !req
60. just because
you ask for it.Copy !req
61. Well, this is a fine time
to tell me.Copy !req
62. MR.
That was the
Tibble TwinsCopy !req
63. with the amazing drum set their
nice grandmother gave them.Copy !req
64. with the amazing drum set their
nice grandmother gave them.Copy !req
65. And now, D.W. Read and her
crummy little tambourine.Copy !req
66. I'll show those Tibbles!Copy !req
67. I'll find something to play.Copy !req
68. And it's going to be
even louder than drums.Copy !req
69. It's sounding better.Copy !req
70. It's sounding better.Copy !req
71. I could hit the low notes better
if I took a snack break.Copy !req
72. Dad put some stuff
in the kitchen.Copy !req
73. Race you.Copy !req
74. I bet I can find something here
that's louder than the Tibbles.Copy !req
75. Tuba...Copy !req
76. Too hard.Copy !req
77. Pretty.Copy !req
78. Look at D.W.'s
little whistle.Copy !req
79. Make her stop!Copy !req
80. Which hole do you blow in?Copy !req
81. Which hole do you blow in?Copy !req
82. Too holey.Copy !req
83. Maybe if I just play
with brushes,Copy !req
84. we can hear
the piccolo better.Copy !req
85. D.W., stop!Copy !req
86. Stop!Copy !req
87. Wasn't I loud enough?Copy !req
88. You were plenty loud.Copy !req
89. You almost broke them.Copy !req
90. There's
a differenceCopy !req
91. between noise
and music, D.W.Copy !req
92. Here, listen to this.Copy !req
93. Here, listen to this.Copy !req
94. See?Copy !req
95. You have to learn
to play the drums,Copy !req
96. just like the piano
or any other instrument.Copy !req
97. But it takes practice.Copy !req
98. Drums are the only instrument
I can even get a sound out of,Copy !req
99. and even they take practice.Copy !req
100. If I can't have drums
and I can't practice,Copy !req
101. how am I ever
going to show those Tibbles?Copy !req
102. It's useless.Copy !req
103. I'm never going to find anything
I can play on Saturday.Copy !req
104. I'm never going to find anything
I can play on Saturday.Copy !req
105. What is it, Kate?Copy !req
106. D.W.:
Clippers?Copy !req
107. Is that what you hear?Copy !req
108. D.W.:
That's just Dad.Copy !req
109. That's it!Copy !req
110. Kate, you're a genius.Copy !req
111. That little combo sounded
great today, Arthur.Copy !req
112. That little combo sounded
great today, Arthur.Copy !req
113. What will you
call your band?Copy !req
114. We've already usedCopy !req
115. Ustink and WeStink.Copy !req
116. There aren't
any good names left.Copy !req
117. Well, how about...Copy !req
118. D.W., what
are you doing?Copy !req
119. Listen.Copy !req
120. Now listen to this.Copy !req
121. They're completely
different sounds.Copy !req
122. Oh.Copy !req
123. Please stop playing
with your food.Copy !req
124. I'm not playing
with it, Mom, I'm playing it.Copy !req
125. Hmm...Copy !req
126. D.W.:
Baby Kate, you don't
understand,Copy !req
127. I need this.Copy !req
128. It's broken.Copy !req
129. It always stops on the cow.Copy !req
130. I have to have that!Copy !req
131. Could I have
some of thatCopy !req
132. to put on the bottom
of my shoes?Copy !req
133. Maybe we start
really quietly,Copy !req
134. then get louder
and louder until...Copy !req
135. Sounds wrong.Copy !req
136. Wrong!Copy !req
137. Kate!Copy !req
138. A little higher.Copy !req
139. Don't stop crying now.Copy !req
140. Oh, this is hopeless.Copy !req
141. Mama!Copy !req
142. Yes!Copy !req
143. What's happened to her?Copy !req
144. Don't worry.Copy !req
145. I know how to get
her back to normal.Copy !req
146. D.W.!
Mary Moo Cow is on.Copy !req
147. I'm too busy for that.Copy !req
148. Hmm...Copy !req
149. That's good.Copy !req
150. That's very, very good.Copy !req
151. MR.
That was the Summer Sensations.Copy !req
152. Let's hear it!Copy !req
153. What's that?Copy !req
154. It's my drum set.Copy !req
155. Drum set?Copy !req
156. Those aren't drums.Copy !req
157. Our next Summer Serenaders here
on this gorgeous afternoonCopy !req
158. not only look alike, but they
play the same instrument.Copy !req
159. Let's welcome the Tibble twins!Copy !req
160. Now you'll hear some real music.Copy !req
161. MR.
Okay, I think we've
all heard enough.Copy !req
162. Tommy and Timmy Tibble,
everybody.Copy !req
163. Tommy and Timmy Tibble,
everybody.Copy !req
164. Next up, we have D.W. Read
playing...Copy !req
165. Oh, another percussionist.Copy !req
166. Come on, we're
getting out of here.Copy !req
167. I can't take
any more of this.Copy !req
168. This is going to be horrible.Copy !req
169. Talk about embarrassing.Copy !req
170. Mama!Copy !req
171. The cow goes.Copy !req
172. Mama!Copy !req
173. The cow goes...Copy !req
174. The cow goes...Copy !req
175. Mama!Copy !req
176. Mama!Copy !req
177. The cow goes...Copy !req
178. Wow, it's good!
That's cool!Copy !req
179. That was D.W. Read,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
180. Let's hear it!Copy !req
181. That was awesome, D.W.Copy !req
182. That was awesome, D.W.Copy !req
183. Thanks.Copy !req
184. D.W., they want you
to take another bow.Copy !req
185. D.W.! D.W.!Copy !req
186. Can you teach us to play
the bottles?Copy !req
187. Please, please, please, please?Copy !req
188. D.W.:
Quiet!Copy !req
189. You can have
all my bottles.Copy !req
190. We can?Copy !req
191. But you can't just bang.Copy !req
192. Playing the drums
takes practice.Copy !req
193. But what are you going
to play now, D.W.?Copy !req
194. Oh, don't worry...Copy !req
195. I'm building an even bigger one.Copy !req
196. And now...Copy !req
197. ♪ Icka, backa, soda crackerCopy !req
198. This is the Conservatory Lab
Charter School.Copy !req
199. We learn through music.Copy !req
200. ♪ Hello, Miss Stirling.Copy !req
201. This is music class, and we're
learning rhythm and beat...Copy !req
202. This is music class, and we're
learning rhythm and beat...Copy !req
203. and how they are different.Copy !req
204. I'm wondering if we can all keep
this bear moving to the beat.Copy !req
205. This is the beat...Copy !req
206. and what... we use
some words to describe that.Copy !req
207. Even.Copy !req
208. Stay the same.Copy !req
209. Steady.Copy !req
210. Our beat is even
and it stays the sameCopy !req
211. and it's steady.Copy !req
212. and it's steady.Copy !req
213. We kept a steady beat.Copy !req
214. So who can tell me
something about rhythm?Copy !req
215. It changes.Copy !req
216. And it changes with the song.Copy !req
217. One, two, three...Copy !req
218. What're we doing
with our feet?Copy !req
219. Doing the beat.Copy !req
220. Yeah.Copy !req
221. What were we doing
with our hands?Copy !req
222. We were clapping the rhythm.Copy !req
223. This is beat.Copy !req
224. This is beat.Copy !req
225. This is a rhythm.Copy !req
226. We learned that beats and rhythm
are different.Copy !req
227. We had three different rhythms
going on.Copy !req
228. How did that
stay together?Copy !req
229. What stayed the same?Copy !req
230. The beat.Copy !req
231. That's what lets us
stay together.Copy !req
232. That's what lets us
stay together.Copy !req
233. And now...Copy !req
234. One pack of Crinkle ChawCopy !req
235. bubble gum, please.Copy !req
236. That's 60 cents.Copy !req
237. I used to like
Crinkle Chaw, too,Copy !req
238. until I found out
the crinklesCopy !req
239. are actually
grasshopper eyeballs.Copy !req
240. Well, so much for that sale.Copy !req
241. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
242. It's public information.Copy !req
243. There are whole
factories in JapanCopy !req
244. There are whole
factories in JapanCopy !req
245. where they pluck
the eyeballs off.Copy !req
246. Or is it France?Copy !req
247. Okay, then.Copy !req
248. I guess I'll have
a bag of Red Rovers.Copy !req
249. Your call.Copy !req
250. But you know how
they getCopy !req
251. that bright red color,
right?Copy !req
252. Buster, you're putting us
out of business here.Copy !req
253. I'll just have
a grape drink.Copy !req
254. I heard a couple
of months agoCopy !req
255. this guy in Waskatooga
found a ratCopy !req
256. in a bottle
of grape drink,Copy !req
257. and the company gave him
a million dollars!Copy !req
258. and the company gave him
a million dollars!Copy !req
259. Where does Buster get
all this stuff?Copy !req
260. The new album rocks!Copy !req
261. Nobody will have a clue
that I, Johnny Krude,Copy !req
262. secretly quit M端takrude
months ago.Copy !req
263. Not unless they listenCopy !req
264. to the secret
backwards message on track 13.Copy !req
265. And especially
not with me—Copy !req
266. Jamie Krude, your
secret identical twin—Copy !req
267. Jamie Krude, your
secret identical twin—Copy !req
268. filling in for you
on drums.Copy !req
269. They were separated at birth.Copy !req
270. They never even knew
about each other.Copy !req
271. But it's all secret.Copy !req
272. If they were
separated at birth,Copy !req
273. why are they both
named "Krude"?Copy !req
274. Hey, I heard
an amazing story, too.Copy !req
275. One day, this guy was out
fishing on a lake...Copy !req
276. Oh...!Copy !req
277. I... gotcha!Copy !req
278. Ow!Copy !req
279. Hey!Copy !req
280. He got my ring!Copy !req
281. A whole day out on the lake,Copy !req
282. and all I have to show for it
is a lost...Copy !req
283. His ring was in the fish
he'd just ordered.Copy !req
284. It was the same fish.Copy !req
285. That's, um,
pretty neat, Arthur.Copy !req
286. That's, um,
pretty neat, Arthur.Copy !req
287. Who wants to play
some basketball?Copy !req
288. Was my story
really that boring?Copy !req
289. No, but it would
have been much coolerCopy !req
290. if it were about
someone famous,Copy !req
291. or had some special
inside information.Copy !req
292. But where would I get
a story like that?Copy !req
293. You have to visit a lot
of different sitesCopy !req
294. if you want to get
the real insider stories.Copy !req
295. There's a Web site called
"Embarrassing secrets
about movie stars"?Copy !req
296. Oh, yeah, they're
a great source!Copy !req
297. Hey, did you know
Kyran Moody from
Snowboard PatrolCopy !req
298. Hey, did you know
Kyran Moody from
Snowboard PatrolCopy !req
299. has six fingers
on each hand?Copy !req
300. The "Gross ingredients
in junk food" Web site?Copy !req
301. That site's pretty scary.Copy !req
302. Not for the faint of heart.Copy !req
303. It says here
that the shakesCopy !req
304. at the Chicken Lickin'
are made of chicken fat!Copy !req
305. Buster, how do you know
if any of this stuff is true?Copy !req
306. What do you mean?Copy !req
307. How do you know someone
didn't make it up?Copy !req
308. What, you mean just lie?Copy !req
309. You really think
someone would do that?Copy !req
310. You really think
someone would do that?Copy !req
311. Just go on the Internet
and tell lies?Copy !req
312. I just mean that some
of the details...Copy !req
313. Whoa...Copy !req
314. I never thought of that.Copy !req
315. This is terrible.Copy !req
316. What if none
of it's true?Copy !req
317. What if they're all lying?Copy !req
318. How would we ever know?Copy !req
319. Well, Snowboard Patrol
is almost on.Copy !req
320. We could do some research
on Kyran Moody's six fingers.Copy !req
321. Okay...Copy !req
322. Okay...Copy !req
323. one, two, three...Copy !req
324. I can't count his fingers
with those ski gloves on.Copy !req
325. I think that's enough
research for one day.Copy !req
326. Arthur, I just found outCopy !req
327. the most amazing story,Copy !req
328. and it's right here
in Elwood City.Copy !req
329. But it's a secret,
and nobody else can know.Copy !req
330. Then why
are you shouting?Copy !req
331. Oh.Copy !req
332. Right.Copy !req
333. I read on this Web site—Copy !req
334. I read on this Web site—Copy !req
335. "ultra wacky animal stories"--Copy !req
336. that last year the Elwood City
Zoo started this programCopy !req
337. to preserve
the endangered Siberian tiger.Copy !req
338. One male and one female
were shipped to Elwood City.Copy !req
339. But the airline got the boxes
mixed up,Copy !req
340. and instead it got shipped
to a farm outside Elwood City.Copy !req
341. You sure this is that prize
milk cow from Wisconsin?Copy !req
342. You sure this is that prize
milk cow from Wisconsin?Copy !req
343. Sweet Shirley Temple!Copy !req
344. So these tigers
are still around somewhere,Copy !req
345. probably
in Turkey Hill Park.Copy !req
346. Siberian tigers— here?Copy !req
347. Buster...Copy !req
348. Didn't you hear
on the newsCopy !req
349. about all those dogs
disappearing?Copy !req
350. Maybe this is why.Copy !req
351. We should at least
try to find out if it's true.Copy !req
352. We should at least
try to find out if it's true.Copy !req
353. If it is, it'll be
the biggest story ever.Copy !req
354. Correct.Copy !req
355. If there were Siberian tigers
living outside Elwood City,Copy !req
356. it would be
the biggest story ever.Copy !req
357. So... do you think
there are any?Copy !req
358. Let's put it this way:Copy !req
359. I've never heard
of any evidence
that suggests so.Copy !req
360. Aha!Copy !req
361. It's possible then.Copy !req
362. Well, I guess anything's
possible, Buster.Copy !req
363. Well, I guess anything's
possible, Buster.Copy !req
364. But what about all
those dogs disappearingCopy !req
365. in Turkey Hill Park?Copy !req
366. That is a bit
of a mystery.Copy !req
367. Tell you what—Copy !req
368. I'll see if Clarice VibertCopy !req
369. from Turkey Hill Park
can meet you.Copy !req
370. We've got Canada geese,
Rocky Mountain elk,Copy !req
371. Carolina chickadee,
Virginia creeper and
European widgeon,Copy !req
372. but to my knowledge,
no one's ever spotted
any Siberian tiger.Copy !req
373. What if they were
hiding in a giant
underground cavern?Copy !req
374. They'd still have to
come out to hunt.Copy !req
375. They'd still have to
come out to hunt.Copy !req
376. Those poor dogs.Copy !req
377. They're probably
just getting lost.Copy !req
378. We advise people to keep
their dogs on their leashes.Copy !req
379. She's hiding something.Copy !req
380. Have you ever been
to... China?Copy !req
381. No, but I'd love
to go sometime.Copy !req
382. Aha!Copy !req
383. Okay.Copy !req
384. Thanks for your time,
Ms. Vibert.Copy !req
385. Aw, you always
want to leaveCopy !req
386. just when we're
getting somewhere.Copy !req
387. Buster!Copy !req
388. Buster!Copy !req
389. Nobody believes
there are Siberian tigersCopy !req
390. in Turkey Hill Park.Copy !req
391. That was
a tiger hunter.Copy !req
392. 100% tiger hunter.Copy !req
393. You don't know that.Copy !req
394. It could have been
a... um...Copy !req
395. Arthur, what more
proof do you need?Copy !req
396. Arthur, what more
proof do you need?Copy !req
397. There are tigers
in Turkey Hill ParkCopy !req
398. and the rangers don't want
people to know.Copy !req
399. Why would they do that?Copy !req
400. They don't want
to scare people away.Copy !req
401. That doesn't make
any sense.Copy !req
402. There must be
another explanation.Copy !req
403. Hello?Copy !req
404. I imagine right about now,Copy !req
405. you're looking
for an explanation.Copy !req
406. Who is this?Copy !req
407. Meet me at the Ice Cream Shoppe
in half an hour,Copy !req
408. and I will explain everything.Copy !req
409. Which one do you think
we're looking for?Copy !req
410. I'm not sure,Copy !req
411. but I've got a hunch.Copy !req
412. I'll have a root beer, please.Copy !req
413. Yes, Mr. Deep Float.Copy !req
414. Right away.Copy !req
415. So...Copy !req
416. So...Copy !req
417. you want to know
about the tigers, huh?Copy !req
418. Why are you wearing a mask?Copy !req
419. I know too much.Copy !req
420. There are people who would like
to see me out of the picture.Copy !req
421. People like... tiger hunters?Copy !req
422. It's not true,
right, Mr. Deep Float?Copy !req
423. Tell Buster there
are no Siberian tigersCopy !req
424. inTurkey Hill Park.Copy !req
425. The tigers are just the tip
of the iceberg.Copy !req
426. You mean, there's something
bigger than tigers out there?Copy !req
427. You mean, there's something
bigger than tigers out there?Copy !req
428. Much bigger.Copy !req
429. We're talking about
a whole sinister menagerieCopy !req
430. of climactically inappropriate
vertebrates.Copy !req
431. Uh... you lost me there.Copy !req
432. Weird animals—
right here in Elwood City.Copy !req
433. Rattlesnakes in
sidewalk cracks,Copy !req
434. scorpions
in shoeboxes,Copy !req
435. sharks in
swimming pools.Copy !req
436. The zoo is the key.Copy !req
437. Just follow the monkeys.Copy !req
438. Would anybody like to try
my new flavor—Copy !req
439. Peaches 'n' Crab?Copy !req
440. Here, have
a taste, Alan.Copy !req
441. Brain?Copy !req
442. Mom!Copy !req
443. Mom!Copy !req
444. I asked you
not to blow my cover.Copy !req
445. Oh, no!Copy !req
446. I forgot.Copy !req
447. What's going on?Copy !req
448. Brain, do you know something
about the tigers...?Copy !req
449. Tigers?Copy !req
450. What's this about tigers?Copy !req
451. There are no tigers.Copy !req
452. I made it all up, okay?Copy !req
453. I knew it.Copy !req
454. But why?Copy !req
455. It was an experiment.Copy !req
456. I wanted to see if someone
could invent a storyCopy !req
457. that people would believe
without one shred of truth.Copy !req
458. So I posted it on that ultra
wacky animal stories Web site.Copy !req
459. So I posted it on that ultra
wacky animal stories Web site.Copy !req
460. Alan!Copy !req
461. That's not a very honest thing
to do.Copy !req
462. And you even hired an actor
to pretend to be a tiger hunter?Copy !req
463. Wow!Copy !req
464. I'm impressed.Copy !req
465. Tiger hunter?Copy !req
466. What tiger hunter?Copy !req
467. There was this guy in the park
with a trap.Copy !req
468. You didn't...?Copy !req
469. A serial dognapper
was arrested todayCopy !req
470. in Turkey Hill Park,Copy !req
471. in Turkey Hill Park,Copy !req
472. where he had stolen dozens
of Elwood City dogsCopy !req
473. over the past year.Copy !req
474. Isn't that right, Ranger Vibert?Copy !req
475. That's correct.Copy !req
476. Anyone who lost a dog up here
this past year,Copy !req
477. please come pick it up.Copy !req
478. Please.Copy !req
479. They're very noisy.Copy !req
480. Ranger Vibert,Copy !req
481. there have been
related reportsCopy !req
482. that the park may
be home to a pair
of Siberian tigers.Copy !req
483. Any comment?Copy !req
484. You're not serious, are you?Copy !req
485. Hey, Buster—Copy !req
486. they've got snacks here
for the TV crew.Copy !req
487. Want a Moogie Bar?Copy !req
488. You know how
they get the
tingly-tasting fillingCopy !req
489. in those things,
right?Copy !req
490. How, Buster,
mashed snake livers?Copy !req
491. Pureed spider webs?Copy !req
492. Snail grease?Copy !req
493. Pig brains?Copy !req
494. No.Copy !req
495. They use a chemical
called sodium benzoate.Copy !req
496. How about an apple?Copy !req
497. Hey!Copy !req
498. Hey!Copy !req