1. Help all kids learn
and grow with PBS Kids.Copy !req
2. Thank you for supporting
your PBS station.Copy !req
3. ♪ Every day when you're
walking down the street ♪Copy !req
4. ♪ Everybody that you meet
has an original point of view. ♪Copy !req
5. ( laughs )Copy !req
6. ♪ And I say hey! ♪Copy !req
7. Hey!Copy !req
8. ♪ What a wonderful kind of day ♪Copy !req
9. ♪ If we could learn
to work and play ♪Copy !req
10. ♪ And get along
with each other ♪Copy !req
11. ♪ You got to listen
to your heart ♪Copy !req
12. ♪ Listen to the beat ♪Copy !req
13. ♪ Listen to the rhythm,
the rhythm of the street ♪Copy !req
14. ♪ Open up your eyes,
open up your ears ♪Copy !req
15. ♪ Get together and make things
better by working together ♪Copy !req
16. ♪ It's a simple message
and it comes from the heart ♪Copy !req
17. ♪ Believe in yourself ♪Copy !req
18. ♪ For that's the place
to start ♪Copy !req
19. ♪ And I say hey! ♪Copy !req
20. Hey!Copy !req
21. ♪ What a wonderful kind of day ♪Copy !req
22. ♪ If we could learn
to work and play ♪Copy !req
23. ♪ And get along
with each other. ♪Copy !req
24. Hey!Copy !req
25. ♪ What a wonderful kind of day ♪Copy !req
26. ♪ Hey! What a wonderful
kind of day. ♪Copy !req
27. Hey!Copy !req
28. ARTHUR:
Hey, D.W.Copy !req
29. Hey!Copy !req
30. Whoa!Copy !req
31. ( crash )Copy !req
32. There-- all sorted.Copy !req
33. ( rumbling )Copy !req
34. ( gasps )Copy !req
35. ( rumbling )Copy !req
36. Ouch!Copy !req
37. ( air hisses )Copy !req
38. ( rumbling )Copy !req
39. What is that?Copy !req
40. Phew!Copy !req
41. Ow!Copy !req
42. ( both gasp )Copy !req
43. FRANCINE:
What was that-- an explosion?Copy !req
44. FERN:
Earthquake?Copy !req
45. ARTHUR:
Aliens?Copy !req
46. You really think so?Copy !req
47. No, but I knew you'd say that.Copy !req
48. BUSTER:
It's coming from
behind that fence.Copy !req
49. Uh-oh.Copy !req
50. Oh, no!Copy !req
51. D.W.:
Cool!Copy !req
52. ( loud booming, clanging
and drumming )Copy !req
53. Aren't they cute?Copy !req
54. I found the drums at
a garage sale today.Copy !req
55. Now the twins can play
in the "Summer Serenade."Copy !req
56. Summer Serenade?Copy !req
57. Haven't you heard?Copy !req
58. The Parks Department is having
a summer music festival.Copy !req
59. Anyone can play.Copy !req
60. There'll be music, sing-alongs,
and at the end, fireworks.Copy !req
61. Only no one will hear them--
we'll be too loud.Copy !req
62. We're going to turn
that saramaid into
a noise-a-palooza.Copy !req
63. Noise-a-palooza!Copy !req
64. ( loud drumming continues )Copy !req
65. You guys thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
66. Earplugs?!Copy !req
67. No, we should play
in the Summer Serenade.Copy !req
68. We could practice
at my house.Copy !req
69. Can I try?Copy !req
70. ( twins laughing hysterically )Copy !req
71. No way-- go play
with your baby toy.Copy !req
72. Baby?Copy !req
73. I'll show you.Copy !req
74. ( wood cracking )Copy !req
75. ( metal clanking )Copy !req
76. TOMMY:
Our drums!Copy !req
77. What happened?Copy !req
78. ( both crying )Copy !req
79. ( booming )Copy !req
80. ( loud cracking )Copy !req
81. ( playing slow melody )Copy !req
82. ( booming continues )Copy !req
83. I'll never be as loud as D.W.!Copy !req
84. ( crying )Copy !req
85. My parents are going to
get me even bigger drums.Copy !req
86. No.Copy !req
87. What?!Copy !req
88. Arthur has a piano,
and all he does is this.Copy !req
89. ( playing random notes )Copy !req
90. If you want
to play the drums,Copy !req
91. you can have lessons.Copy !req
92. I don't need lessons.Copy !req
93. I need drums!Copy !req
94. Besides, I can't waste time
on lessons.Copy !req
95. I only have until Saturday.Copy !req
96. I need drums now.Copy !req
97. I'm sorry, D.W.,
but you can't have
everything you wantCopy !req
98. just because
you ask for it.Copy !req
99. Well, this is a fine time
to tell me.Copy !req
100. ( crowd cheering
and applauding )Copy !req
101. MR. HANEY:
That was the
Tibble TwinsCopy !req
102. with the amazing drum set their
nice grandmother gave them.Copy !req
103. And now, D.W. Read and her
crummy little tambourine.Copy !req
104. ( crowd booing )Copy !req
105. I'll show those Tibbles!Copy !req
106. I'll find something to play.Copy !req
107. And it's going to be
even louder than drums.Copy !req
108. ( band music playing )Copy !req
109. It's sounding better.Copy !req
110. I could hit the low notes better
if I took a snack break.Copy !req
111. Dad put some stuff
in the kitchen.Copy !req
112. FRANCINE:
Race you.Copy !req
113. I bet I can find something here
that's louder than the Tibbles.Copy !req
114. Tuba...Copy !req
115. ( takes a deep breath )Copy !req
116. ( playing loud, booming tone )Copy !req
117. ( Tibbles yelling )Copy !req
118. ( takes a deep breath )Copy !req
119. ( sputtering )Copy !req
120. ( gasps for breath )Copy !req
121. Too hard.Copy !req
122. ( sighs )Copy !req
123. Pretty.Copy !req
124. ( Tibbles laughing )Copy !req
125. Look at D.W.'s
little whistle.Copy !req
126. ( takes a deep breath )Copy !req
127. ( plays high, squeaky,
thin notes )Copy !req
128. ( Tibbles yelling )Copy !req
129. Make her stop!Copy !req
130. ( people yelling
as high notes shriek )Copy !req
131. ( glass shatters )Copy !req
132. Which hole do you blow in?Copy !req
133. ( air whooshing )Copy !req
134. ( takes a deep breath )Copy !req
135. ( air whooshing )Copy !req
136. Too holey.Copy !req
137. Maybe if I just play
with brushes,Copy !req
138. we can hear
the piccolo better.Copy !req
139. ( drums pounding )Copy !req
140. D.W., stop!Copy !req
141. Stop!Copy !req
142. Wasn't I loud enough?Copy !req
143. You were plenty loud.Copy !req
144. You almost broke them.Copy !req
145. There's
a differenceCopy !req
146. between noise
and music, D.W.Copy !req
147. Here, listen to this.Copy !req
148. ( playing slick drum solo )Copy !req
149. See?Copy !req
150. You have to learn
to play the drums,Copy !req
151. just like the piano
or any other instrument.Copy !req
152. But it takes practice.Copy !req
153. Drums are the only instrument
I can even get a sound out of,Copy !req
154. and even they take practice.Copy !req
155. If I can't have drums
and I can't practice,Copy !req
156. how am I ever
going to show those Tibbles?Copy !req
157. It's useless.Copy !req
158. I'm never going to find anything
I can play on Saturday.Copy !req
159. What is it, Kate?Copy !req
160. ( clippers snipping )Copy !req
161. D.W.:
Clippers?Copy !req
162. Is that what you hear?Copy !req
163. ( knife thumping )Copy !req
164. D.W.:
That's just Dad.Copy !req
165. ( ball thumping )Copy !req
166. ( sprinkler whooshing
and clicking )Copy !req
167. ( backup alert beeping )Copy !req
168. That's it!Copy !req
169. Kate, you're a genius.Copy !req
170. ( sprinkler whooshing )Copy !req
171. ( clippers snipping )Copy !req
172. That little combo sounded
great today, Arthur.Copy !req
173. What will you
call your band?Copy !req
174. We've already usedCopy !req
175. Ustink and WeStink.Copy !req
176. There aren't
any good names left.Copy !req
177. Well, how about...Copy !req
178. ( tapping glass )Copy !req
179. DAD:
D.W., what
are you doing?Copy !req
180. Listen.Copy !req
181. ( clinking )Copy !req
182. Now listen to this.Copy !req
183. ( clinking at lower pitch )Copy !req
184. They're completely
different sounds.Copy !req
185. Oh.Copy !req
186. ( banging and clinking )Copy !req
187. Please stop playing
with your food.Copy !req
188. I'm not playing
with it, Mom, I'm playing it.Copy !req
189. Hmm...Copy !req
190. ( winding the timer )Copy !req
191. ( timer clicking )Copy !req
192. D.W.:
Baby Kate, you don't
understand,Copy !req
193. I need this.Copy !req
194. ( crying )Copy !req
195. ( bell rings )Copy !req
196. ( Pal barking )Copy !req
197. PRUNELLA:
It's broken.Copy !req
198. It always stops on the cow.Copy !req
199. I have to have that!Copy !req
200. ( scraping )Copy !req
201. Could I have
some of thatCopy !req
202. to put on the bottom
of my shoes?Copy !req
203. Maybe we start
really quietly,Copy !req
204. then get louder
and louder until...Copy !req
205. ( piano note repeats )Copy !req
206. ( squeaks )Copy !req
207. Sounds wrong.Copy !req
208. ( chicken squeaks;
D.W. repeats note )Copy !req
209. Wrong!Copy !req
210. ( plays note again )Copy !req
211. ( crying )Copy !req
212. Kate!Copy !req
213. A little higher.Copy !req
214. ( stops crying )Copy !req
215. Don't stop crying now.Copy !req
216. Oh, this is hopeless.Copy !req
217. ( rattling )Copy !req
218. ( thunder crashes )Copy !req
219. Mama!Copy !req
220. Yes!Copy !req
221. ( thunder )Copy !req
222. What's happened to her?Copy !req
223. Don't worry.Copy !req
224. I know how to get
her back to normal.Copy !req
225. D.W.!
Mary Moo Cow is on.Copy !req
226. I'm too busy for that.Copy !req
227. Hmm...Copy !req
228. ( door squeaking )Copy !req
229. That's good.Copy !req
230. That's very, very good.Copy !req
231. ( band finishes mellow song )Copy !req
232. MR. HANEY:
That was the Summer Sensations.Copy !req
233. Let's hear it!Copy !req
234. TOMMY:
What's that?Copy !req
235. It's my drum set.Copy !req
236. Drum set?Copy !req
237. ( laughing )Copy !req
238. ( laughing )Copy !req
239. Those aren't drums.Copy !req
240. Our next Summer Serenaders here
on this gorgeous afternoonCopy !req
241. not only look alike, but they
play the same instrument.Copy !req
242. Let's welcome the Tibble twins!Copy !req
243. Now you'll hear some real music.Copy !req
244. ( banging furiously on drums )Copy !req
245. MR. HANEY:
Okay, I think we've
all heard enough.Copy !req
246. Tommy and Timmy Tibble,
everybody.Copy !req
247. Next up, we have D.W. Read
playing...Copy !req
248. ( flatly ):
Oh, another percussionist.Copy !req
249. ( chuckling )Copy !req
250. Come on, we're
getting out of here.Copy !req
251. I can't take
any more of this.Copy !req
252. This is going to be horrible.Copy !req
253. BUSTER:
Talk about embarrassing.Copy !req
254. ( ticking )Copy !req
255. ( clanging )Copy !req
256. ( scraping )Copy !req
257. ( clacking )Copy !req
258. ( scratching )Copy !req
259. ( squeaking )Copy !req
260. ( jangling )Copy !req
261. ( bicycle bell rings )Copy !req
262. ( duck squeaks )Copy !req
263. ( all sounds continue )Copy !req
264. DOLL:
Mama!Copy !req
265. SPEAK AND SPELL:
The cow goes.Copy !req
266. ( cow moos )Copy !req
267. Mama!Copy !req
268. ( cow moos )Copy !req
269. SPEAK AND SPELL:
The cow goes...Copy !req
270. DOLL:
Mama!Copy !req
271. ( cow moos )Copy !req
272. Mama!Copy !req
273. ( cow moos )Copy !req
274. SPEAK AND SPELL:
The cow goes...Copy !req
275. ( sheep bleats )Copy !req
276. ( sounds continue )Copy !req
277. Wow, it's good!
That's cool!Copy !req
278. ( jangling, bleating
and other sounds repeat )Copy !req
279. ( soda spritzes )Copy !req
280. ( timer dings )Copy !req
281. ( audience cheers )Copy !req
282. That was D.W. Read,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
283. Let's hear it!Copy !req
284. That was awesome, D.W.Copy !req
285. Thanks.Copy !req
286. D.W., they want you
to take another bow.Copy !req
287. ( crowd continues cheering )Copy !req
288. TOMMY AND TIMMY:
D.W.! D.W.!Copy !req
289. TOMMY:
Can you teach us to play
the bottles?Copy !req
290. BOTH:
Please, please, please, please?Copy !req
291. D.W.:
Quiet!Copy !req
292. You can have
all my bottles.Copy !req
293. BOTH:
We can?Copy !req
294. But you can't just bang.Copy !req
295. Playing the drums
takes practice.Copy !req
296. TIMMY:
But what are you going
to play now, D.W.?Copy !req
297. Oh, don't worry...Copy !req
298. ( ringing hubcap )Copy !req
299. I'm building an even bigger one.Copy !req
300. And now...Copy !req
301. ALL:
♪ Icka, backa, soda cracker ♪Copy !req
302. ♪ Icka, backa, boo. ♪Copy !req
303. This is the Conservatory Lab
Charter School.Copy !req
304. ALL:
♪ There was a big dog
sat on the porch... ♪Copy !req
305. We learn through music.Copy !req
306. ♪ Hello, Third Grade ♪Copy !req
307. STUDENTS:
♪ Hello, Miss Stirling. ♪Copy !req
308. This is music class, and we're
learning rhythm and beat...Copy !req
309. and how they are different.Copy !req
310. I'm wondering if we can all keep
this bear moving to the beat.Copy !req
311. STUDENTS:
♪ I will pass this bear
from me to you, to you ♪Copy !req
312. ♪ I pass the bear
and do just what I do. ♪Copy !req
313. This is the beat...Copy !req
314. and what... we use
some words to describe that.Copy !req
315. Even.Copy !req
316. Stay the same.Copy !req
317. Steady.Copy !req
318. STIRLING:
Our beat is even
and it stays the sameCopy !req
319. and it's steady.Copy !req
320. We kept a steady beat.Copy !req
321. So who can tell me
something about rhythm?Copy !req
322. It changes.Copy !req
323. And it changes with the song.Copy !req
324. One, two, three...
( stomping beat )Copy !req
325. ALL:
♪ I will pass this bear
from me to you, to you ♪Copy !req
326. ♪ I pass the bear
and do just what I do. ♪
( marking beat and rhythm )Copy !req
327. What're we doing
with our feet?Copy !req
328. Doing the beat.Copy !req
329. STIRLING:
Yeah.Copy !req
330. What were we doing
with our hands?Copy !req
331. We were clapping the rhythm.Copy !req
332. This is beat.Copy !req
333. ( slow, steady beat )Copy !req
334. This is a rhythm.Copy !req
335. ( clapping mid-tempo rhythm;
it blends with slow beat )Copy !req
336. We learned that beats and rhythm
are different.Copy !req
337. ( clapping different
complicated rhythms )Copy !req
338. We had three different rhythms
going on.Copy !req
339. How did that
stay together?Copy !req
340. What stayed the same?Copy !req
341. The beat.Copy !req
342. That's what lets us
stay together.Copy !req
343. ( clapping rhythmically
along with piano )Copy !req
344. And now...Copy !req
345. ARTHUR:
One pack of Crinkle ChawCopy !req
346. bubble gum, please.Copy !req
347. ♪ Sprinkles
of crinkles! ♪Copy !req
348. ( cash register whirring )Copy !req
349. That's 60 cents.Copy !req
350. I used to like
Crinkle Chaw, too,Copy !req
351. until I found out
the crinklesCopy !req
352. are actually
grasshopper eyeballs.Copy !req
353. ( softly ):
Well, so much for that sale.Copy !req
354. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
355. It's public information.Copy !req
356. There are whole
factories in JapanCopy !req
357. where they pluck
the eyeballs off.Copy !req
358. Or is it France?Copy !req
359. Okay, then.Copy !req
360. I guess I'll have
a bag of Red Rovers.Copy !req
361. Your call.Copy !req
362. But you know how
they getCopy !req
363. that bright red color,
right?Copy !req
364. Buster, you're putting us
out of business here.Copy !req
365. I'll just have
a grape drink.Copy !req
366. I heard a couple
of months agoCopy !req
367. this guy in Waskatooga
found a ratCopy !req
368. in a bottle
of grape drink,Copy !req
369. and the company gave him
a million dollars!Copy !req
370. Where does Buster get
all this stuff?Copy !req
371. ( crashing loud rock music
playing )Copy !req
372. The new album rocks!Copy !req
373. Nobody will have a clue
that I, Johnny Krude,Copy !req
374. secretly quit Mütakrüde
months ago.Copy !req
375. Not unless they listenCopy !req
376. to the secret
backwards message on track 13.Copy !req
377. MAN:
And especially
not with me--Copy !req
378. Jamie Krude, your
secret identical twin--Copy !req
379. filling in for you
on drums.Copy !req
380. They were separated at birth.Copy !req
381. They never even knew
about each other.Copy !req
382. But it's all secret.Copy !req
383. ( kids exclaim )Copy !req
384. BRAIN:
If they were
separated at birth,Copy !req
385. why are they both
named "Krude"?Copy !req
386. Hey, I heard
an amazing story, too.Copy !req
387. One day, this guy was out
fishing on a lake...Copy !req
388. ( bobber splashing )Copy !req
389. ( reel spinning )Copy !req
390. ( straining )Copy !req
391. FISHERMAN:
Oh...!Copy !req
392. I... gotcha!Copy !req
393. FISHERMAN:
Ow!Copy !req
394. Hey!Copy !req
395. He got my ring!Copy !req
396. FISHERMAN:
A whole day out on the lake,Copy !req
397. and all I have to show for it
is a lost...Copy !req
398. ( fork clinks )Copy !req
399. His ring was in the fish
he'd just ordered.Copy !req
400. It was the same fish.Copy !req
401. That's, um,
pretty neat, Arthur.Copy !req
402. Who wants to play
some basketball?Copy !req
403. Was my story
really that boring?Copy !req
404. No, but it would
have been much coolerCopy !req
405. if it were about
someone famous,Copy !req
406. or had some special
inside information.Copy !req
407. But where would I get
a story like that?Copy !req
408. You have to visit a lot
of different sitesCopy !req
409. if you want to get
the real insider stories.Copy !req
410. There's a Web site called
"Embarrassing secrets
about movie stars"?Copy !req
411. BUSTER:
Oh, yeah, they're
a great source!Copy !req
412. Hey, did you know
Kyran Moody from
Snowboard PatrolCopy !req
413. has six fingers
on each hand?Copy !req
414. ( Buster gasps )Copy !req
415. The "Gross ingredients
in junk food" Web site?Copy !req
416. That site's pretty scary.Copy !req
417. Not for the faint of heart.Copy !req
418. BUSTER:
It says here
that the shakesCopy !req
419. at the Chicken Lickin'
are made of chicken fat!Copy !req
420. Buster, how do you know
if any of this stuff is true?Copy !req
421. What do you mean?Copy !req
422. How do you know someone
didn't make it up?Copy !req
423. What, you mean just lie?Copy !req
424. You really think
someone would do that?Copy !req
425. Just go on the Internet
and tell lies?Copy !req
426. I just mean that some
of the details...Copy !req
427. Whoa...Copy !req
428. I never thought of that.Copy !req
429. This is terrible.Copy !req
430. What if none
of it's true?Copy !req
431. What if they're all lying?!Copy !req
432. How would we ever know?Copy !req
433. Well, Snowboard Patrol
is almost on.Copy !req
434. We could do some research
on Kyran Moody's six fingers.Copy !req
435. ( snowmobile droning )Copy !req
436. BUSTER:
Okay...Copy !req
437. one, two, three...Copy !req
438. ( groans )Copy !req
439. I can't count his fingers
with those ski gloves on.Copy !req
440. ( yawns loudly )Copy !req
441. I think that's enough
research for one day.Copy !req
442. BUSTER:
Arthur, I just found outCopy !req
443. the most amazing story,Copy !req
444. and it's right here
in Elwood City.Copy !req
445. But it's a secret,
and nobody else can know.Copy !req
446. Then why
are you shouting?Copy !req
447. BUSTER:
Oh.Copy !req
448. Right.Copy !req
449. ( softly ):
I read on this Web site--Copy !req
450. "ultra wacky animal stories"--Copy !req
451. that last year the Elwood City
Zoo started this programCopy !req
452. to preserve
the endangered Siberian tiger.Copy !req
453. One male and one female
were shipped to Elwood City.Copy !req
454. But the airline got the boxes
mixed up,Copy !req
455. and instead it got shipped
to a farm outside Elwood City.Copy !req
456. ( tiger snarling )Copy !req
457. You sure this is that prize
milk cow from Wisconsin?Copy !req
458. ( tigers snarling )Copy !req
459. Sweet Shirley Temple!Copy !req
460. ( farmers shouting )Copy !req
461. ( tigers snarling )Copy !req
462. ( roaring )Copy !req
463. So these tigers
are still around somewhere,Copy !req
464. probably
in Turkey Hill Park.Copy !req
465. Siberian tigers-- here?Copy !req
466. Buster...Copy !req
467. Didn't you hear
on the newsCopy !req
468. about all those dogs
disappearing?Copy !req
469. Maybe this is why.Copy !req
470. We should at least
try to find out if it's true.Copy !req
471. If it is, it'll be
the biggest story ever.Copy !req
472. ( sighs )Copy !req
473. HARRY MILLS:
Correct.Copy !req
474. If there were Siberian tigers
living outside Elwood City,Copy !req
475. it would be
the biggest story ever.Copy !req
476. So... do you think
there are any?Copy !req
477. Let's put it this way:Copy !req
478. I've never heard
of any evidence
that suggests so.Copy !req
479. Aha!Copy !req
480. It's possible then.Copy !req
481. Well, I guess anything's
possible, Buster.Copy !req
482. But what about all
those dogs disappearingCopy !req
483. in Turkey Hill Park?Copy !req
484. That is a bit
of a mystery.Copy !req
485. Tell you what--Copy !req
486. I'll see if Clarice VibertCopy !req
487. from Turkey Hill Park
can meet you.Copy !req
488. ( phone ringing )Copy !req
489. We've got Canada geese,
Rocky Mountain elk,Copy !req
490. Carolina chickadee,
Virginia creeper and
European widgeon,Copy !req
491. but to my knowledge,
no one's ever spotted
any Siberian tiger.Copy !req
492. What if they were
hiding in a giant
underground cavern?Copy !req
493. They'd still have to
come out to hunt.Copy !req
494. ( both gasp )Copy !req
495. Those poor dogs.Copy !req
496. They're probably
just getting lost.Copy !req
497. We advise people to keep
their dogs on their leashes.Copy !req
498. She's hiding something.Copy !req
499. Have you ever been
to... China?Copy !req
500. No, but I'd love
to go sometime.Copy !req
501. Aha!Copy !req
502. Okay.Copy !req
503. Thanks for your time,
Ms. Vibert.Copy !req
504. BUSTER:
Aw, you always
want to leaveCopy !req
505. just when we're
getting somewhere.Copy !req
506. Buster!Copy !req
507. Nobody believes
there are Siberian tigersCopy !req
508. in Turkey Hill Park.Copy !req
509. ( gasps )Copy !req
510. ( both scream )Copy !req
511. ( yells )Copy !req
512. ( man crashes and groans )Copy !req
513. BUSTER:
That was
a tiger hunter.Copy !req
514. 100% tiger hunter.Copy !req
515. You don't know that.Copy !req
516. It could have been
a... um...Copy !req
517. Arthur, what more
proof do you need?Copy !req
518. There are tigers
in Turkey Hill ParkCopy !req
519. and the rangers don't want
people to know.Copy !req
520. Why would they do that?Copy !req
521. They don't want
to scare people away.Copy !req
522. That doesn't make
any sense.Copy !req
523. There must be
another explanation.Copy !req
524. ( phone ringing )Copy !req
525. Hello?Copy !req
526. VOICE:
I imagine right about now,Copy !req
527. you're looking
for an explanation.Copy !req
528. Who is this?Copy !req
529. VOICE:
Meet me at the Ice Cream Shoppe
in half an hour,Copy !req
530. and I will explain everything.Copy !req
531. ( phone hangs up )Copy !req
532. Which one do you think
we're looking for?Copy !req
533. ARTHUR:
I'm not sure,Copy !req
534. but I've got a hunch.Copy !req
535. I'll have a root beer, please.Copy !req
536. Yes, Mr. Deep Float.Copy !req
537. Right away.Copy !req
538. ( both whistling )Copy !req
539. So...Copy !req
540. you want to know
about the tigers, huh?Copy !req
541. Why are you wearing a mask?Copy !req
542. I know too much.Copy !req
543. There are people who would like
to see me out of the picture.Copy !req
544. People like... tiger hunters?Copy !req
545. It's not true,
right, Mr. Deep Float?Copy !req
546. Tell Buster there
are no Siberian tigersCopy !req
547. in Turkey Hill Park.Copy !req
548. ( laughs )Copy !req
549. ( slurps )Copy !req
550. The tigers are just the tip
of the iceberg.Copy !req
551. You mean, there's something
bigger than tigers out there?Copy !req
552. Much bigger.Copy !req
553. We're talking about
a whole sinister menagerieCopy !req
554. of climactically inappropriate
vertebrates.Copy !req
555. Uh... you lost me there.Copy !req
556. Weird animals--
right here in Elwood City.Copy !req
557. Rattlesnakes in
sidewalk cracks,Copy !req
558. scorpions
in shoeboxes,Copy !req
559. sharks in
swimming pools.Copy !req
560. The zoo is the key.Copy !req
561. Just follow the monkeys.Copy !req
562. BRAIN'S MOTHER:
Would anybody like to try
my new flavor--Copy !req
563. Peaches 'n' Crab?Copy !req
564. Here, have
a taste, Alan.Copy !req
565. BOTH:
Brain?!Copy !req
566. Mom!Copy !req
567. I asked you
not to blow my cover.Copy !req
568. Oh, no!Copy !req
569. I forgot.Copy !req
570. What's going on?Copy !req
571. Brain, do you know something
about the tigers...?Copy !req
572. BRAIN'S MOTHER:
Tigers?Copy !req
573. What's this about tigers?Copy !req
574. There are no tigers.Copy !req
575. I made it all up, okay?Copy !req
576. I knew it.Copy !req
577. But why?Copy !req
578. It was an experiment.Copy !req
579. I wanted to see if someone
could invent a storyCopy !req
580. that people would believe
without one shred of truth.Copy !req
581. So I posted it on that ultra
wacky animal stories Web site.Copy !req
582. Alan!Copy !req
583. That's not a very honest thing
to do.Copy !req
584. And you even hired an actor
to pretend to be a tiger hunter?Copy !req
585. Wow!Copy !req
586. I'm impressed.Copy !req
587. Tiger hunter?Copy !req
588. What tiger hunter?Copy !req
589. There was this guy in the park
with a trap.Copy !req
590. You didn't...?Copy !req
591. TV REPORTER:
A serial dognapper
was arrested todayCopy !req
592. in Turkey Hill Park,Copy !req
593. where he had stolen dozens
of Elwood City dogsCopy !req
594. over the past year.Copy !req
595. Isn't that right, Ranger Vibert?Copy !req
596. That's correct.Copy !req
597. Anyone who lost a dog up here
this past year,Copy !req
598. please come pick it up.Copy !req
599. Please.Copy !req
600. They're very noisy.Copy !req
601. ( all barking )Copy !req
602. REPORTER:
Ranger Vibert,Copy !req
603. there have been
related reportsCopy !req
604. that the park may
be home to a pair
of Siberian tigers.Copy !req
605. Any comment?Copy !req
606. You're not serious, are you?Copy !req
607. Hey, Buster--Copy !req
608. they've got snacks here
for the TV crew.Copy !req
609. Want a Moogie Bar?Copy !req
610. You know how
they get the
tingly-tasting fillingCopy !req
611. in those things,
right?Copy !req
612. How, Buster,
mashed snake livers?Copy !req
613. Pureed spider webs?Copy !req
614. ( gagging )Copy !req
615. Snail grease?Copy !req
616. Pig brains?Copy !req
617. No.Copy !req
618. They use a chemical
called sodium benzoate.Copy !req
619. How about an apple?Copy !req
620. ♪ And everybody that you meet
has an original point of view. ♪Copy !req
621. ♪ And I say hey! ♪Copy !req
622. Hey!Copy !req
623. ♪ What a wonderful kind of day ♪Copy !req
624. ♪ If we can learn
to work and play ♪Copy !req
625. ♪ And get along
with each other ♪Copy !req
626. ♪ Hey! What a wonderful
kind of day ♪Copy !req
627. ♪ Hey! What a wonderful kind
of day. ♪Copy !req
628. Hey!Copy !req