1. Hey!Copy !req
2. Hey!Copy !req
3. Hey!Copy !req
4. Hey!Copy !req
5. Hey, D.W.Copy !req
6. Hey!Copy !req
7. Whoa!Copy !req
8. Now our coming attractions.Copy !req
9. Movies like this I like best—
ones with great chases.Copy !req
10. He's back, and his bite
is worse than his bark.Copy !req
11. And lots of action and suspense.Copy !req
12. May I suggest the
catch of the day?Copy !req
13. Sorry about
the mess.Copy !req
14. Put it
on my tab.Copy !req
15. What's the name?Copy !req
16. The name is Hound—
James Hound.Copy !req
17. And cool gadgets.Copy !req
18. And evil geniuses
planning to take over the world.Copy !req
19. and when I control
all the salt minesCopy !req
20. everyone will bow down to me.Copy !req
21. These fries are tasteless.Copy !req
22. We've got to do something!Copy !req
23. Some scenes are really boring.Copy !req
24. Oh, James, James.Copy !req
25. But they don't last too long.Copy !req
26. Yep, that's just the type
of film I'd like to see...Copy !req
27. Children under 13 must be
accompanied by an adult.Copy !req
28. And can't.Copy !req
29. Sorry, Arthur, only
five more years.Copy !req
30. Shh. It's starting.Copy !req
31. Now our feature presentation—
Kitty, Come Home.Copy !req
32. A little girl loses her catCopy !req
33. and finds
its way home.Copy !req
34. Big whoop!Copy !req
35. In his movieCopy !req
36. James Hound's cat
turns into a boat.Copy !req
37. The special effects
are excellent.Copy !req
38. He e-mails himself
to the bad guy.Copy !req
39. You saw it?Copy !req
40. Uh, just the
commercials.Copy !req
41. We'll have to wait
until we're older.Copy !req
42. But James Hound
will get older, too.Copy !req
43. By the time we can see
a James Hound movieCopy !req
44. he'll be ancient!Copy !req
45. You'll never escape, Hound.Copy !req
46. No fortress can hold me.Copy !req
47. You'll never escape, Hound.Copy !req
48. No fortress can hold me.Copy !req
49. They'll probably
get a new actorCopy !req
50. to play James Hound.Copy !req
51. Yeah, but he
won't be as good.Copy !req
52. Hello, little ants,
smile for the camera.Copy !req
53. Hi, Muffy.Copy !req
54. Finally, some friends to film.Copy !req
55. Hi!Copy !req
56. Hi!Copy !req
57. salutations.Copy !req
58. I see Buster's eating
a ranchero sundae.Copy !req
59. It's probably
his sixth.Copy !req
60. Are those crushed
taco chips sprinkled on top?Copy !req
61. Yuck!Copy !req
62. Wow, what a cool
video camera!Copy !req
63. It has over 60 buttons
and switches.Copy !req
64. What do
they all do?Copy !req
65. I'm not sure...
but my real problem isCopy !req
66. I don't know what
to make a movie about.Copy !req
67. I have
an idea.Copy !req
68. this should give them the slip.Copy !req
69. Next time you won't be
so lucky...Copy !req
70. mister... mister...Copy !req
71. The name's Hound— James Hound!Copy !req
72. Great idea.Copy !req
73. It'll be just like
the real movie.Copy !req
74. Here's a bowtie from
home you can use.Copy !req
75. But I'd look
like a clown.Copy !req
76. Besides, James Hound's
bowtie is black.Copy !req
77. Well, it's the best
I could do.Copy !req
78. For the smoke screenCopy !req
79. squeeze this
baby powder bottleCopy !req
80. as you ride.Copy !req
81. Places,
everyone!Copy !req
82. The big chase scene, take one.Copy !req
83. Action!Copy !req
84. This should give them the slip.Copy !req
85. I can't see!Copy !req
86. Whoa!Copy !req
87. Ow.Copy !req
88. That's it—Copy !req
89. I want to see sorrow,
passion, rage.Copy !req
90. Cut.Copy !req
91. Let's do the partCopy !req
92. where Hound saves
a pretty womanCopy !req
93. then they gaze into
each other's eyes.Copy !req
94. Um... I don't think
that's in the movie.Copy !req
95. I know what we'll do.Copy !req
96. The evil genius is
in his space stationCopy !req
97. which is shaped
like a giant crab.Copy !req
98. With my fish hypnotic rayCopy !req
99. I'll have the entire planet
in the palm of my... claw!Copy !req
100. We must eat the land peopleCopy !req
101. We must eat the land people.Copy !req
102. We must eat the land people.Copy !req
103. Not so fast, Captain Crustacean!Copy !req
104. Hound?Copy !req
105. How good to see you.Copy !req
106. Let me give you a hug.Copy !req
107. But then
the evil genius escapesCopy !req
108. to his other space stationCopy !req
109. which is shaped like
a giant clam and...Copy !req
110. Buster, snap out of it!Copy !req
111. There's no way we
could do something
that complicated.Copy !req
112. huh? oh,
you're right.Copy !req
113. why even bother?Copy !req
114. Well, we could do
a supersonic jet.Copy !req
115. Really?Copy !req
116. Paper... marker...
spray paint...Copy !req
117. Ta-dah!Copy !req
118. Wow, it's
just like
I imagined...Copy !req
119. better.Copy !req
120. Woof, woof.Copy !req
121. We could make
another jet.Copy !req
122. Yeah, but we
can't make it
Pal-proof.Copy !req
123. We can do something that doesn't
need gadgets or special effects.Copy !req
124. When he rescues
the woman and gazes
into her eyes?Copy !req
125. No, where Hound's
genius sidekickCopy !req
126. cracks the secret code
and saves the world.Copy !req
127. I.Q., the missile will
hit earth in ten seconds.Copy !req
128. According to my calculationsCopy !req
129. the final digit
of the codeCopy !req
130. must be
a one or a two...Copy !req
131. But which is it?Copy !req
132. One or a two?Copy !req
133. One or a two?Copy !req
134. I.Q.:
Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
135. It was the least I could do.Copy !req
136. Hurry, I.Q.Copy !req
137. The missile
will hit in
ten seconds!Copy !req
138. The computer
won't let meCopy !req
139. check out these books.Copy !req
140. Then we'll have to
do it by hand.Copy !req
141. according to
my calculationsCopy !req
142. the last digit is
a one or a two...Copy !req
143. But which is it,
one or a two?Copy !req
144. I guess it was a two.Copy !req
145. Good thing
you got those
lights working.Copy !req
146. We might have been banned
from the library forever.Copy !req
147. I didn't know I
was breaking into
the electrical system.Copy !req
148. Let's do a scene
that won't get us in troubleCopy !req
149. like where you rescue me.Copy !req
150. Is everybody ready?Copy !req
151. Affirmative.Copy !req
152. Ready.Copy !req
153. Okay.Copy !req
154. Arthur... I mean,
James HoundCopy !req
155. saves the pretty lady,
take one.Copy !req
156. I hope you enjoy
seafood, Miss...Copy !req
157. pretty young ladyCopy !req
158. or rather, I hope
it enjoys you.Copy !req
159. Aha.Copy !req
160. Oh, no, I'm doomed.Copy !req
161. Who will save me?Copy !req
162. Never fear, Hound is here.Copy !req
163. James, watch out!Copy !req
164. Oh, James, how can
I ever repay you?Copy !req
165. One look into
those eyes
is worthCopy !req
166. all the money
in the world.Copy !req
167. Cut!Copy !req
168. I can't believe
I did that.Copy !req
169. Are you
kidding?Copy !req
170. that was just like
a Hound movie.Copy !req
171. Yeah, you two are
going to be famous.Copy !req
172. Gee, I don't
know, Buster.Copy !req
173. If they show it
in theatersCopy !req
174. Sharky gets
some of the money.Copy !req
175. Did you get it
on tape?Copy !req
176. Of course...
at least, I think so.Copy !req
177. I was pushing
the button...Copy !req
178. Uh, maybe it was this one.Copy !req
179. Muffy, did you
record anything?Copy !req
180. I think I got
something.Copy !req
181. But this was the only scene
that's like a James Hound movie.Copy !req
182. Wait a minute—
this is the record button.Copy !req
183. Oops.Copy !req
184. Well, here goes.Copy !req
185. Who's that
supposed to be?Copy !req
186. James Hound.Copy !req
187. The real
James Hound movieCopy !req
188. was nothing
like that.Copy !req
189. I told you I needed
a black bowtie.Copy !req
190. That's supposed to be
a motorcycle, but The BrainCopy !req
191. didn't put
special things on it...Copy !req
192. You filmed it wrong.Copy !req
193. Hey, did you get me in?
I was the best part.Copy !req
194. It's all
your fault.Copy !req
195. You filmed all
the wrong parts.Copy !req
196. Why couldn't you make me
a real-looking claw?Copy !req
197. I can't do everything.Copy !req
198. Well, that's
for sure.Copy !req
199. You're all fired!Copy !req
200. You can't
fire us!Copy !req
201. Shh! The movie.Copy !req
202. Pal, come back.Copy !req
203. Pal, give that back.Copy !req
204. There, did that make
the lights go on?Copy !req
205. I don't know.Copy !req
206. It's too dark to tell.Copy !req
207. Get it?Copy !req
208. It's... it's too dark to...Copy !req
209. No— still off,
keep trying.Copy !req
210. The end.Copy !req
211. D.W.:
My favorite partCopy !req
212. was when Sharky came off the
bicycle pump and flew around.Copy !req
213. I hate to say thisCopy !req
214. but it was nothing like
the James Hound movie...Copy !req
215. Uh, yeah, well, we tried, but...Copy !req
216. It was much better.Copy !req
217. Really?Copy !req
218. The next one will be better.Copy !req
219. Oops.Copy !req
220. And now...Copy !req
221. We were looking at fairy tales
from a certain point of viewCopy !req
222. and we decided to make
the fairy tales into movies.Copy !req
223. First you design the script.Copy !req
224. You need a beginning,
a middle and an end.Copy !req
225. And the director
gets the cast to film it...Copy !req
226. if the director
likes the script.Copy !req
227. I like it.Copy !req
228. Okay.Copy !req
229. "The Three Billy Goats Gruff."Copy !req
230. Three billy goats
were eating grass...Copy !req
231. but they ran out, so they
had to cross the streetCopy !req
232. which was the troll's property.Copy !req
233. I guess I have to cross
the street to get my grass.Copy !req
234. Off my street or I'll
bite your head off.Copy !req
235. I'm scared and I can't move.Copy !req
236. Eww!Copy !req
237. You bit my sister's
head off.Copy !req
238. Now I'll get you.Copy !req
239. I'm going to bite
your head off.Copy !req
240. Oh, no!Copy !req
241. As the troll celebrated, a car
came and took off his head.Copy !req
242. But billy goats could
still eat grassCopy !req
243. by shoving it down
their esophaguses.Copy !req
244. And now...Copy !req
245. D.W.:
This is Tiffany
and this is her servant.Copy !req
246. This is their lifeboat
and these are sharks.Copy !req
247. No, I'll do
the playing.Copy !req
248. You just watch me.Copy !req
249. Look what you did!Copy !req
250. Play nicely, D.W.Copy !req
251. But she killed Tiffany.Copy !req
252. Here, give that to me.Copy !req
253. This looks easy to fix.Copy !req
254. Ah, there we go.Copy !req
255. Good as new—
don't get excited.Copy !req
256. You're always on her side.Copy !req
257. I'm not on anyone's side.Copy !req
258. Kate's a baby,
and you're a big girl.Copy !req
259. I am not a big girl!Copy !req
260. I'm a little girl!Copy !req
261. Be quiet, you...Copy !req
262. D.W.Copy !req
263. You sweet little baby-waby.Copy !req
264. This is mine.Copy !req
265. You can only touch it
when I say so.Copy !req
266. D.W.Copy !req
267. Give that back or
I'll... pinch you!Copy !req
268. Dora Winifred Read,
go to your room.Copy !req
269. But what did I do?Copy !req
270. Come back.Copy !req
271. This is so unfair.Copy !req
272. I'm a prisoner in my own room.Copy !req
273. It's only for
a little while, D.W.Copy !req
274. It's all because of that...
that... baby.Copy !req
275. Is it time yet?Copy !req
276. Am I free?Copy !req
277. You just got here.Copy !req
278. Ten minutes more and
you can come downstairs.Copy !req
279. What about my supper?Copy !req
280. How will I survive?Copy !req
281. Supper's not till 6:00.Copy !req
282. You'll be out
before then.Copy !req
283. What if you forget
about me?Copy !req
284. I could starve
to death.Copy !req
285. Mommy! Mommy!Copy !req
286. It's 4:30 now.Copy !req
287. When the clock says 4:40,
you can come downstairs.Copy !req
288. I'll set the alarm for you.Copy !req
289. You don't love me.Copy !req
290. You only love Kate
and ArthurCopy !req
291. and Daddy and Pal and...Copy !req
292. and Grandpa and Aunt lucy and...Copy !req
293. how long did she say?Copy !req
294. Ten minutes.Copy !req
295. When it says 4:31Copy !req
296. that means one minute
has gone by.Copy !req
297. I know that.Copy !req
298. I do go to preschool,
you know.Copy !req
299. Nadine...Copy !req
300. What?Copy !req
301. It's not moving.Copy !req
302. Mom! Dad!Copy !req
303. Something's wrong
with the clock.Copy !req
304. I think time has...Copy !req
305. stopped.Copy !req
306. What's going on?Copy !req
307. Time's stoppedCopy !req
308. and we're the only
ones who are awake.Copy !req
309. Yippee!Copy !req
310. Toodle-oo!Copy !req
311. Stay.Copy !req
312. You live with
the Tibbles now.Copy !req
313. You booby-faced
baloney heads!Copy !req
314. What are
you doing?Copy !req
315. the clock brokeCopy !req
316. and time stoppedCopy !req
317. and I was coming
to warn you.Copy !req
318. Nice try, D.W.Copy !req
319. Back to your room now.Copy !req
320. Sheesh! You don't have to
treat me like a criminal.Copy !req
321. That only took
two minutes?Copy !req
322. I'll never be free.Copy !req
323. Yes, you will.Copy !req
324. It's not so bad.Copy !req
325. A lot you know.Copy !req
326. I have the meanest parents
in the whole world.Copy !req
327. All they do is punish meCopy !req
328. and make me work
like a slave girl.Copy !req
329. Like when?Copy !req
330. Remember when
Arthur got that cold?Copy !req
331. I had to stay up all night
and take care of him.Copy !req
332. I'm ready for some cake now.Copy !req
333. Arthur, can't I
go to sleep now?Copy !req
334. I'm so tired.Copy !req
335. No way.Copy !req
336. You have
to entertain me.Copy !req
337. Remember? I'm sick.Copy !req
338. I'll call mom.Copy !req
339. You call that entertainment?Copy !req
340. Tell me a joke.Copy !req
341. Why did the chicken...Copy !req
342. Heard it.Copy !req
343. If there's an elephant...Copy !req
344. Heard it.Copy !req
345. What's black and white...Copy !req
346. Heard it.Copy !req
347. Stand on your head
while I count to 300.Copy !req
348. Now, that'll be funny.Copy !req
349. What about when
Cousin Lucy got married?Copy !req
350. I had to stay at home
and cook and cleanCopy !req
351. while everyone else went
to the wedding.Copy !req
352. Aren't you
done yet?Copy !req
353. You have to make the beds
and do the dishes.Copy !req
354. Can't I go to
the wedding, please?Copy !req
355. Weddings are not
for little girls.Copy !req
356. But what about Kate?Copy !req
357. She's going.Copy !req
358. Kate is a baby; besides,
we like her better than you.Copy !req
359. Ready, everyone?Copy !req
360. Remember to
brush the dog.Copy !req
361. It's so sad being me.Copy !req
362. But you went
to the wedding, D.W.Copy !req
363. Whose side are you on
anyway?Copy !req
364. 4:34?
Will this never end?Copy !req
365. Mommy?Copy !req
366. What is it now?Copy !req
367. Is my clock working?Copy !req
368. Maybe I've been here for hours.Copy !req
369. It's working perfectly.Copy !req
370. Go back to your room.Copy !req
371. That's it,
I'm going to Grandma's.Copy !req
372. At least
she likes me.Copy !req
373. Hello.Copy !req
374. Son, this is your mother.Copy !req
375. What do you mean by punishing
poor little D.W.?Copy !req
376. Eat up, Lovey.Copy !req
377. You can have all
the cookies you want.Copy !req
378. How could you?Copy !req
379. Look at this little angel.Copy !req
380. This child is perfect.Copy !req
381. Punish Arthur.Copy !req
382. He's the real
troublemaker.Copy !req
383. Absolutely.Copy !req
384. Yes, of course, Mom.Copy !req
385. Arthur, go to your room
and never come out.Copy !req
386. I love Grandma Thora.Copy !req
387. How will we get
to Grandma'sCopy !req
388. when you can't
leave your room?Copy !req
389. I'll just slide
down the drainpipe.Copy !req
390. But you aren't
allowedCopy !req
391. to cross the street.Copy !req
392. Who invented cars
anyway?Copy !req
393. What should
we do?Copy !req
394. A quarter.Copy !req
395. Acme Cab.Copy !req
396. This is D.W.,
and I'm a little girl,
alone and forgotten.Copy !req
397. I'm running away
because they're punishing meCopy !req
398. and it's all Kate's fault
anyway...Copy !req
399. And I have
to get to Grandma's.Copy !req
400. She's the only one
who really, truly loves me.Copy !req
401. But I can't get to her houseCopy !req
402. because I'm not allowed
to cross the street.Copy !req
403. Stop right there, little girl.Copy !req
404. We'll be right over.Copy !req
405. So that's what I'll do.Copy !req
406. Are you ready?Copy !req
407. Your punishment's almost up.Copy !req
408. Let's just stay here.Copy !req
409. Too late—
they had their chance.Copy !req
410. D.W.:
Look out below!Copy !req
411. You first, Nadine.Copy !req
412. The drainpipe's
way over there.Copy !req
413. Oh, darn, I guess
we can't go.Copy !req
414. D.W.:
What's that?Copy !req
415. That a girl, Kate.Copy !req
416. Come on.Copy !req
417. Oh, what a girl.Copy !req
418. Why, it's the leader
of the free world.Copy !req
419. What a big girl.Copy !req
420. Hey! Bionic Bunny
is meetingCopy !req
421. the leader of
the free world.Copy !req
422. And there's nothing
we can do about it.Copy !req
423. They've forgotten all about me.Copy !req
424. What's the matter now?Copy !req
425. They don't miss me.Copy !req
426. They're glad
I'm not there.Copy !req
427. Even Pal doesn't
miss me.Copy !req
428. Get away from me,
you goofy dog.Copy !req
429. What is it, Pal?Copy !req
430. Do you smell
something weird?Copy !req
431. Arthur's even trained
that dog to attack me.Copy !req
432. I think he was just
happy to see you.Copy !req
433. It's no good, Nadine.Copy !req
434. I'll never see the light of dayCopy !req
435. or go to
kindergartenCopy !req
436. or get braces
on my teethCopy !req
437. or see Arthur's
first pimple.Copy !req
438. Where did you come from?Copy !req
439. Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
440. Would you watch Kate for a sec?Copy !req
441. First they punish me;Copy !req
442. now they make me
baby-sit the enemy.Copy !req
443. Don't smile
at me.Copy !req
444. This is all
your fault.Copy !req
445. What did she do
that was so bad?Copy !req
446. What did she do?Copy !req
447. She's been ruining
my life all day.Copy !req
448. Remember when we
were at the store?Copy !req
449. Shh.Copy !req
450. No, I mean,
shh.Copy !req
451. Put that doll back, D.W.Copy !req
452. She didn't mean
to get you in trouble.Copy !req
453. She thought
you were playing.Copy !req
454. Well... but she's
always ruining stuffCopy !req
455. like later when
we were leaving.Copy !req
456. D.W.:
Cow, I'm going to lasso youCopy !req
457. and take you home
to your mother.Copy !req
458. Time to go.Copy !req
459. I'm busy— I'm rescuing a cow.Copy !req
460. Honey, Kate needs
her nap.Copy !req
461. Put her in the car.Copy !req
462. She can sleep
while I'm playing.Copy !req
463. D.W., now.Copy !req
464. Don't get cute.Copy !req
465. And then all afternoonCopy !req
466. she kept trying
to steal my toys.Copy !req
467. That's mine
and this is mine.Copy !req
468. This and this one, too.Copy !req
469. No, and this one's mine.Copy !req
470. Oh, yes,
and this one, too.Copy !req
471. I'm the meanest sister
in the whole world.Copy !req
472. Can you ever forgive me?Copy !req
473. See, all you have
to do isCopy !req
474. be your nice,
sweet selfCopy !req
475. and you'll
get along fine.Copy !req
476. You don't love Kate
more than me?Copy !req
477. I love you both
very much.Copy !req
478. D.W.:
What the...?Copy !req
479. Punishment's over.Copy !req
480. Ready to go downstairs?Copy !req
481. Actually, we're going to
finish playing lifeboat.Copy !req
482. suit yourself.Copy !req
483. D.W.:
Dive! Dive!Copy !req
484. It's the only thing
that can save you.Copy !req
485. Hey, everyone,
supper time.Copy !req
486. Come down.Copy !req
487. In a minute.Copy !req
488. D.W.!Copy !req
489. Supper's
getting cold.Copy !req
490. Mom, five more
minutes, please.Copy !req