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5. Hey, D.W.
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7. Whoa!
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8. I know this is where
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9. but I think there's some things
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10. Arthur— the worst big brother
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17. Mom!
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25. Arthur?
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26. Shh!
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27. D.W.:
I figure you guys
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brother a lesson.
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piano, right?
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he grows up
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a famous piano player...
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34. Crowd
Arthur! Arthur!
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35. Arthur, sign
my piano, please?
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36. When he has
a concert...
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37. D.W.:
I know,
I don't show up.
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38. No, you
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39. D.W.:
Excuse me, pardon me,
excuse me.
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41. Excuse me.
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42. And then...
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43. you eat
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46. D.W., here's a good idea.
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happy, my queen?
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48. Great, huh?
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50. Oh, I forgot
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51. Duh!
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52. Am I making you
happy, my queen?
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53. D.W., you get
secret hypnotic powers
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54. and make Arthur your
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55. I enjoy
doing your chores.
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56. I enjoy doing your chores.
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57. Of course you do.
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58. It takes hundreds of years
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59. To learn hypnotiz-
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61. come up with your
own ideas, D.W., dimwit.
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62. Don't call me
names, goopy.
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63. Ha, goopy!
You're goopy!
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64. You look
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65. If I'm goopy,
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66. Boy, D.W., you're the best
at name calling.
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67. Call your brother
names like that
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68. He'll surrender
in no time!
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69. I can't see.
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70. Move your head.
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71. You're not the boss
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72. Please move your big, enormous,
gopher-looking head.
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73. At least my head doesn't
look like a football!
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74. No, your head
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75. A big meatloaf
with raisins.
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76. We'll be
back at 10:30.
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77. The kids shouldn't
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78. Mom! Arthur said
my face looks like
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79. She started it.
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83. She started it.
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89. Turtle breath!
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90. I don't have
turtle breath— smell!
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91. What's going on?
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92. He called me
turtle-breath!
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93. Why are you
in her room?
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with a lot of brick.
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98. Arthur, go back
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99. This isn't working
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100. because Arthur knows
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101. Katherine,
you're so smart.
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102. What's another word
for "boring"?
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103. For words that
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104. you look
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105. I'll look
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106. You are tedious.
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107. Huh?
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108. I did it!
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109. I win, yahoo.
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110. Tedious, tedious...
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111. Hey!
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112. Do you know
another word
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too much cake?
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115. You are really
working on your
vocabulary!
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116. You are distended
from eating cake.
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117. Plus you are both
adipose and corpulent.
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118. You are...
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119. "vapid."
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120. If I'm vapid, you're
heinous and atrocious.
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121. You don't even know
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122. At least my initials
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123. Ha! Tommy came up
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124. You lose!
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125. I know what you are.
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126. You want to know
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127. You're such a Dora Winifred
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128. Dora Winifred!
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129. Stop it!
Dora Winifred!
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130. D.W.:
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131. All right, bedtime!
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132. Arthur thinks
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134. I'm not going
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135. This place looks almost perfect.
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137. I could be happy here forever!
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138. Dora Winifred!
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139. Dora Winifred!
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140. Stop, you're ruining everything!
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141. Walter, my deer!
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142. Don't cry, D.W.
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143. You can defeat
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144. Ask the great thesaurus.
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145. Oh, Walter, thank you!
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146. So where is
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147. He dwells beyond the woods.
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148. That's a long way to go.
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149. Do you have a picture
of the place?
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150. You didn't want to watch me
walk through the woods?
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151. That would be boring.
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152. Tommy?
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154. We were turned to stone
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156. Really?
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157. You think I'm lying?
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158. Bummer.
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159. You're telling me—
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160. my nose itches.
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161. Oh, thank you.
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162. D.W., look out!
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163. He'll turn you
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164. Get away!
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165. Dora Winifred!
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167. The reference section,
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168. This is the
history section.
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169. science and
technology section...
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170. Wow, I never knew all this stuff
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171. Here we are.
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172. Are you
the "saurus"?
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173. It's one word, "thesaurus,"
the thesaurus.
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174. Sheesh!
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175. I don't even know how to read.
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176. I'd love to hear
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177. But I got a lot of words
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178. I need the perfect word
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179. First you must prove
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180. Oh, nothing's
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181. Name three words for "goofy."
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182. Silly... foolish...
and... Arthur.
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183. That's right!
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184. Now I will
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185. The perfect name
to call Arthur is...
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186. Oh, Arthur!
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187. I'm melting!
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188. I'm melting!
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189. Nobody told me you'd melt!
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190. Arthur!
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191. Calling people names
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192. What can I do?
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193. What can I do?
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194. Somebody help me!
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196. Arthur?
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200. I didn't know!
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201. You were having
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202. Here, have a glass of water.
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204. What?
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205. I'm sorry
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206. Well...
I'm sorry, too.
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207. I had this dream
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208. and the Tibbles,
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209. and you were
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210. Oh, sheesh!
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211. And now...
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212. You are a football head.
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213. I'm not a football head.
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214. Don't call people names!
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215. You're a big,
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217. You fish head.
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219. My name is Dante.
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220. Name-calling is not nice.
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221. You're a
basketball head.
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222. Those big eyes.
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226. Ha, ha, pizza head, pizza head.
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227. I am not a pizza head.
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229. Egg head.
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230. You are
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231. Hey, I'm not a egg head.
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232. You're making me feel bad.
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235. I'm Carmichael.
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238. Don't call names
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239. Because kids have feelings, too.
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240. And now...
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241. sharing is a good thing.
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242. It always makes people happy.
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243. Pal, too.
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244. He doesn't care
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247. Pal, let go!
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248. Shoes are not to eat!
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249. Now, D.W.
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251. I have to share with her
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257. But, Mom, I was sharing!
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258. Yee-ha!
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259. Come on, Brain
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261. I got it...
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262. I...
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263. Throw it home!
Throw it home!
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264. I got you!
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265. Ha! You're out.
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266. This is ridiculous.
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267. It's too dusty.
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271. Hurry so we won't miss
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273. I'm going to
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274. Me, too!
Me, too!
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275. Pop fly, Arthur!
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281. What is it,
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288. Supercool!
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290. It might be...
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294. I'm here.
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295. I've got the key!
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296. Mr. Mayor!
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297. Who are you?
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298. What do you want?
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299. I have...
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300. The key to the city, sir.
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301. Thank goodness.
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302. Let me see that.
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303. Hey, it's got teeth
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305. Binky Barnes?
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306. What a car!
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307. Well, I hope it doesn't
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308. I don't know how to drive.
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311. I thought of it.
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312. But I found the key.
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the ball to you.
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317. If I hadn't said to
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318. So, the key
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319. I don't think so.
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320. Wait.
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321. We'll just have
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322. Even if it's to a car?
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323. Whatever it is.
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324. We share it "50-50-50."
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326. Let's try
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328. It doesn't matter.
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329. The key can only fit
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330. If it worked for
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331. it wouldn't be
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332. The museum
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333. Let's try
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334. Oh, well!
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335. It's less scary to go
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337. That's where it belongs.
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338. As a matter
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339. We did lose the key
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340. See?
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341. But a nice young boy
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346. Remember,
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349. I should get
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350. It was my idea.
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351. We have a lot of time.
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352. We can't drive until we're 16.
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353. That's right.
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354. That means I'll get
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355. Before you guys
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356. That's okay, Binky
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357. But you'll
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358. Wherever we
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359. Let's go through
the drive-in again.
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360. Okay, but don't get ice cream
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361. I spent all day
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366. Yes, sir.
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367. And you, Einstein.
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368. Check the oil.
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369. And then both of you can
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370. It's not my fault
that you guys are younger.
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371. Why should I drive
you around?
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372. If that's the way it is
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373. Then I want
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374. I loaned you.
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377. And I want my C.D. back,
The CONCERTOS.
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stuff back, too.
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380. Fine!
Fine!
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381. Here's the
last thing—
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382. Your stupid comic book.
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383. I hope
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384. Oh, I am.
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385. It's getting late.
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386. I'm going home.
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387. Whoa!
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391. I don't want you taking my car.
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392. All right,
all right,
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398. If it's 50-50-50,
nobody can take it home.
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399. Too bad we didn't find
three keys in the grass.
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400. I know, there's only
one place to put it.
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Bye.
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407. Finders keepers.
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408. Give me that key!
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410. Come back here!
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Ow!
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412. Sorry, Mr. Morris.
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having fun.
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419. Wait, I've got an idea.
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420. What if we
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to keep?
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422. He can guard
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423. Give Mr. Morris
what to keep?
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424. This key—
I found it and...
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425. I found it!
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426. It was my ball.
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427. I'm one who
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428. Jumping
Jehoshaphat!
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429. Where did you
find this?
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430. I've been looking
for this key.
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431. You know what
it goes to?
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432. To a car,
right?
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433. Not quite.
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434. This is where
we found it.
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435. Makes sense,
because here's what it goes to.
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436. It's the key to the sprinklers
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437. Maybe you noticed
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438. it was getting
dusty.
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439. Now we'll have that
grass green in no time.
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440. Everybody's
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441. You boys
found this key.
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442. That was pretty stupid—
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443. Fighting over a
dumb sprinkler key.
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444. You can have that
C.D. back again,
if you want.
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445. Really? Thanks.
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446. It's a good thing that
key didn't fit a car.
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447. We would have been
fighting for years.
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448. Hey! Look what I found!
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449. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
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450. My ball.
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452. Toss it here!
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