1. Hey!Copy !req
2. Hey!Copy !req
3. Hey!Copy !req
4. Hey!Copy !req
5. Hey, D.W.Copy !req
6. Hey!Copy !req
7. Whoa!Copy !req
8. Anybody here?Copy !req
9. D.W. is so easy to fool.Copy !req
10. She'll believe anything.Copy !req
11. Like one time I told her
sweaters were a kind of animal.Copy !req
12. I'm not
afraid of you!Copy !req
13. And I told her that
if you stayed in the tubCopy !req
14. After you pulled out
the plug...Copy !req
15. Whoa!Copy !req
16. You'd get sucked in!Copy !req
17. She wouldn't take
a bath for weeks.Copy !req
18. Yep, she'll believe anything.Copy !req
19. D.W.:
Arthur?Copy !req
20. Did you find anything?Copy !req
21. No monsters.Copy !req
22. At least none I noticed.Copy !req
23. Just try not to think
about them.Copy !req
24. Ah!Copy !req
25. Hey!Copy !req
26. Oops.Copy !req
27. I told her my bunny
poster could tell meCopy !req
28. If she came
in my roomCopy !req
29. When I
wasn't there.Copy !req
30. Wow, it must be
great to haveCopy !req
31. Someone as gullible
as D.W. for a sister.Copy !req
32. is it ever!Copy !req
33. You want
to come overCopy !req
34. And play
fool the mule?Copy !req
35. Sure!Copy !req
36. Uh, Brain?Copy !req
37. What's
"gullible" mean?Copy !req
38. Easy to fool.Copy !req
39. Oh, right.Copy !req
40. I forgot what it meant.Copy !req
41. Yeah, that D.W.--Copy !req
42. She sure is
gullible.Copy !req
43. Hello,
partners!Copy !req
44. How are you doing?Copy !req
45. Fine. Where's
Mrs. Hurley?Copy !req
46. She's gone out of town.Copy !req
47. I'm holding down the fort.Copy !req
48. That'll be
ten dollars.Copy !req
49. Ten...Copy !req
50. Dollars?Copy !req
51. Don't you know?Copy !req
52. New rule: Ten dollars
to cross the street.Copy !req
53. I'll take
thatCopy !req
54. In small
bills, please.Copy !req
55. But... But we don't
have ten dollars!Copy !req
56. You mean you expected
to cross the street for free?Copy !req
57. No, but we always
did before, sir.Copy !req
58. Well, I guess
you can pay me laterCopy !req
59. But don't
take too longCopy !req
60. Or I'll send
my goons after you!Copy !req
61. Ten dollars
to cross the street!Copy !req
62. That's $50 a week!Copy !req
63. I'M LUCKY I LIVE
ON THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
64. I contain $5.37. Oink.Copy !req
65. Arthur, I can't afford
to walk home from school!Copy !req
66. Bailey, stop here!Copy !req
67. Brain, where have you been?Copy !req
68. No one's seen you
since third grade.Copy !req
69. I could only
cross the street
$5.37 worth.Copy !req
70. This is as far
as he would let me come.Copy !req
71. As I always sayCopy !req
72. If you want service,
you have to pay for it.Copy !req
73. Wait!Copy !req
74. I need $4.63 so I can...Copy !req
75. Get across!Copy !req
76. We can't even pay for today!Copy !req
77. You think he'll...Copy !req
78. Send his goons?Copy !req
79. Arthur,
What are goons?Copy !req
80. I was going
to ask you that!Copy !req
81. Who are you?Copy !req
82. Are you the goons?Copy !req
83. Of course not.Copy !req
84. We're baboons.Copy !req
85. The goons'll be along laterCopy !req
86. And they're
really scary!Copy !req
87. We don't even know
what he's sending after us!Copy !req
88. We have
to stay calm.Copy !req
89. We'll come up
with a plan
by tomorrow.Copy !req
90. The mean crossing guard
is only thereCopy !req
91. In the
afternoon, right?Copy !req
92. Right.Copy !req
93. So all I have to do
is find a way home.Copy !req
94. Here are my ideas.Copy !req
95. Plan "A":Copy !req
96. The bridge.Copy !req
97. Ten dollars!Copy !req
98. Drawback—Copy !req
99. Storing it.Copy !req
100. Plan "B":Copy !req
101. The tunnel.Copy !req
102. Eww!Copy !req
103. Aah!Copy !req
104. directions.Copy !req
105. I want that!Copy !req
106. Plan "C": the balloon.Copy !req
107. Give it to me!Copy !req
108. Hey, you,
I want that!Copy !req
109. getting blown
off course...Copy !req
110. Crash-landing
in a strange countryCopy !req
111. Populated by strange creaturesCopy !req
112. And having to declare
myself "wizard."Copy !req
113. Gee, you really
thought this out.Copy !req
114. Yeah, but none
of my ideas work.Copy !req
115. I just need
a functional plan.Copy !req
116. You sure you don't
want to come over?Copy !req
117. I better save my money.Copy !req
118. Good thinking.Copy !req
119. Well...Copy !req
120. Here goes.Copy !req
121. Here's half
of the twosome.Copy !req
122. Where's your
partner in crime?Copy !req
123. We didn't perpetrate
any criminal acts.Copy !req
124. You sure I haven't seen you
on a "wanted" poster someplace?Copy !req
125. Maybe down
at the post office?Copy !req
126. No!Copy !req
127. Well, watch your step now.Copy !req
128. I'm on to you.Copy !req
129. One false move, Boyo—Copy !req
130. It's into
the slammer!Copy !req
131. Crossing guard...Copy !req
132. Ten dollars...Copy !req
133. Have to get across!Copy !req
134. If only I hadn't crossed
the street so muchCopy !req
135. My parents wouldn't
sell our house.Copy !req
136. Living in a tent
might not be bad.Copy !req
137. It might be fun.Copy !req
138. I wonder who bought
our house, anyway.Copy !req
139. Home, sweet home!Copy !req
140. Ahh!Copy !req
141. What's the point?Copy !req
142. I can't think
anymore.Copy !req
143. If only
my parents moved...Copy !req
144. Everything would be fine.Copy !req
145. You could stay over tonight.Copy !req
146. Grandma Thora's
baby-sittingCopy !req
147. And she says yes
to anything.Copy !req
148. Really?Copy !req
149. I'll go straight
to your houseCopy !req
150. And call my parents
from there.Copy !req
151. Here they are!Copy !req
152. OH, we're not
crossing today, sir.Copy !req
153. I hope you aren't planning to
cross at some other stop sign!Copy !req
154. I got cameras everywhere!Copy !req
155. In theory,
it's possible.Copy !req
156. Cameras can be
made quite smallCopy !req
157. Even small enough
to fit in this.Copy !req
158. Whoa!Copy !req
159. You think he has
cameras in there?Copy !req
160. Could be.Copy !req
161. Better talk in code.Copy !req
162. The... penny jar...
sure is mean.Copy !req
163. That's right.Copy !req
164. It's almost
as bad as the rug.Copy !req
165. What?Copy !req
166. D.W.:
Arthur!Copy !req
167. Come check my bed!Copy !req
168. There's nothing
there, D.W.!Copy !req
169. Go to sleep.Copy !req
170. You know it's badCopy !req
171. When I don't feel
like torturing D.W.Copy !req
172. I've got it!Copy !req
173. Wake up, I know
what to do!Copy !req
174. Could you,
Grandma?Copy !req
175. Of course, ArthurCopy !req
176. If you're sure
that's what you want.Copy !req
177. Yay!Copy !req
178. See you after school!Copy !req
179. Brilliant idea,
Arthur.Copy !req
180. Grandma Thora's cab company
at your service!Copy !req
181. Who needs
a ride home?Copy !req
182. It's very nice of you
to drive me home.Copy !req
183. Why are we
stopping?Copy !req
184. Someone's in the crosswalk.Copy !req
185. He sees us!Copy !req
186. Duck!Copy !req
187. What's going on
back there?Copy !req
188. Fasten those seat belts.Copy !req
189. Shh, Grandma!Copy !req
190. He'll see us!Copy !req
191. Who, Ted?Copy !req
192. You know him?Copy !req
193. He's the meanest man ever!Copy !req
194. Ted? Oh, he's a pussycat.Copy !req
195. He wants money!Copy !req
196. What?Copy !req
197. We'll just see about this!Copy !req
198. He sure looks mean.Copy !req
199. He's the meanest ever.Copy !req
200. He said he'd send
his goons after us!Copy !req
201. And turn Brain in
to the police!Copy !req
202. He has cameras
in all the stop signs!Copy !req
203. You're saying you
actually believed all this?Copy !req
204. That's the
funniest
thing ever!Copy !req
205. You guys'll
believe anything!Copy !req
206. Arthur, Alan?Copy !req
207. This is Ted Glass.Copy !req
208. He wants to say something.Copy !req
209. Go ahead, Ted.Copy !req
210. I just wanted to tell you
I was sorry if my kidding aroundCopy !req
211. Gave you two
a scare.Copy !req
212. Oh, that's
all right.Copy !req
213. We didn't really
believe it much.Copy !req
214. I was pretty sure he was joking
about the cameras.Copy !req
215. Yeah, you'd have to be
pretty gullible.Copy !req
216. I guess even smart people
believe dumb stuff sometimes.Copy !req
217. D.W.:
Arthur!Copy !req
218. Come here,
hurry!Copy !req
219. See you tomorrow, Brain.Copy !req
220. I think I heard something move!Copy !req
221. You'd better watch out,
it could be a...Copy !req
222. A what? A what?Copy !req
223. Actually...Copy !req
224. There aren't any monsters
under the bed, D.W.Copy !req
225. I was just fooling you.Copy !req
226. Oh, I know that.Copy !req
227. I always
have.Copy !req
228. But could you
check anyway?Copy !req
229. Please?Copy !req
230. I figured
I shouldn't
scare her.Copy !req
231. Good idea.Copy !req
232. She's liable
to believe anything.Copy !req
233. Hello, boys.Copy !req
234. Hi.
Hello.Copy !req
235. Wait! Don't you needCopy !req
236. The password?Copy !req
237. That's right!Copy !req
238. You boys
are crossingCopy !req
239. Into enemy
territory now.Copy !req
240. Could be
inhabited
by goons.Copy !req
241. Could be worse,
I hear.Copy !req
242. You'd better
watch your step!Copy !req
243. And now...Copy !req
244. When I was little, I thought
the TV can go on by itself.Copy !req
245. Now I know that
my mom used to turn it onCopy !req
246. With the remote control.Copy !req
247. Everybody used
to believe something.Copy !req
248. When I was little, I thought
that spaghetti was worms.Copy !req
249. But when my mother gave me
some to eat, it was good.Copy !req
250. It was not worms.Copy !req
251. I used to think
tomatoes were apples.Copy !req
252. Now I know they're tomatoes.Copy !req
253. When I was little,
I used to thinkCopy !req
254. There was a monster
in the closet.Copy !req
255. But now I know there's
no such things as monsters.Copy !req
256. Once I thought my refrigerator
was a restaurantCopy !req
257. Because it was full of food.Copy !req
258. But now I know
it's just a refrigerator.Copy !req
259. I used to think
that books could talk.Copy !req
260. But now I know
that books can't talk.Copy !req
261. Whoop.Copy !req
262. But I read them.Copy !req
263. I used to believeCopy !req
264. That what was on TV
would come right out of the TV.Copy !req
265. And now I think
it's just a TV show.Copy !req
266. I used to think
that a basketballCopy !req
267. Was a bouncing orange.Copy !req
268. Now I know
an orange is an orangeCopy !req
269. And a basketball
is a basketball.Copy !req
270. I used to think that
the city buses were just busesCopy !req
271. But now I think
they're alien spacecraftCopy !req
272. And that they're going
to shoot me with their lasers.Copy !req
273. What do you believe?Copy !req
274. And now...Copy !req
275. It's really nice when
you have a perfect family.Copy !req
276. Here you go, son—Copy !req
277. A nutritious lunch
neatly packed for you.Copy !req
278. Gee whiz, thanks, Mother!Copy !req
279. Son, would
you likeCopy !req
280. A ride
to school?Copy !req
281. Golly, Father,
thanks a million!Copy !req
282. Hello, Mrs. Read,
Hello, Mr. Read.Copy !req
283. Hi, Kids!
Hi, Kids!Copy !req
284. Arthur, Are you ready?Copy !req
285. We can't break
our recordCopy !req
286. For being on time
to school.Copy !req
287. I'll be right there!Copy !req
288. You see, my life
is just about perfect.Copy !req
289. Except for one little thing...Copy !req
290. Can you guess?Copy !req
291. Where's
my breakfast?Copy !req
292. Come back here!Copy !req
293. I'm hungry!Copy !req
294. Okay, okay, so I'm
slightly exaggerating...Copy !req
295. These corn puffs are soggy.Copy !req
296. I won't eat them!Copy !req
297. But only slightly.Copy !req
298. And I'm not going
to preschool either!Copy !req
299. I'm sick of it!Copy !req
300. I'll do what I want!Copy !req
301. Do you hear me? Do you?Copy !req
302. One for youCopy !req
303. And one for you.Copy !req
304. And, Arthur...Copy !req
305. Wake up!Copy !req
306. I'm inviting youCopy !req
307. To my
birthday party.Copy !req
308. I'm sorry, I can't go.Copy !req
309. I'm too tired.Copy !req
310. The party's not
for two more weeks.Copy !req
311. You'll get sleep.Copy !req
312. But D.W. has gone nuts.Copy !req
313. Last night
she wouldn't stop screaming.Copy !req
314. D.W.:
You're making me go to bedCopy !req
315. Because you don't
want me around!Copy !req
316. You don't love me!Copy !req
317. You wish I wasn't
even born!Copy !req
318. Sleep tight, D.W.Copy !req
319. Let's hope you feel
better in the morning.Copy !req
320. I won't feel better
in the morning!Copy !req
321. I won't, I won't, I won't!Copy !req
322. I won't!Copy !req
323. She did that all night long.Copy !req
324. What if she never
lets me go to sleep again?Copy !req
325. That experiment
would be interesting.Copy !req
326. We could chart
your Brain's deterioration...Copy !req
327. Why not just ask her
what's wrong?Copy !req
328. Why don't you ask her?Copy !req
329. Okay, I will.Copy !req
330. Thanks, Mrs. Read.Copy !req
331. My pleasure.Copy !req
332. D.W., one at a time.Copy !req
333. You're always picking on me!Copy !req
334. You never pick on anyone else!Copy !req
335. You know that's
not true, D.W.Copy !req
336. Everybody has
to eat politely,
including you.Copy !req
337. You never include me!Copy !req
338. You make me stay home whenever
there's anything fun!Copy !req
339. Only Arthur
gets to have fun!Copy !req
340. D.W., Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
341. Maybe.Copy !req
342. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
343. Great— You really
solved the problem.Copy !req
344. I didn't think
she'd get so upset.Copy !req
345. It's not your fault.Copy !req
346. May I be excused?Copy !req
347. I'm sorry, D.W.Copy !req
348. I didn't mean to
hurt your feelings.Copy !req
349. But you really are
being a total doofus.Copy !req
350. Who asked you?Copy !req
351. You don't even live here.Copy !req
352. Nobody asked me.Copy !req
353. I'm Arthur's friend.Copy !req
354. I want to help him.Copy !req
355. You know what,
Francine?Copy !req
356. What?Copy !req
357. Go... Go...Copy !req
358. Oh, I'm too tiredCopy !req
359. To think of any more
mean things to say.Copy !req
360. Did Francine figure out
D.W.'s Problem?Copy !req
361. No, last night she
slammed so many doorsCopy !req
362. I thought we'd
get arrested.Copy !req
363. Join us for another
nerve-wracking half hourCopy !req
364. Of temper tantrum patrol squad.Copy !req
365. Thank heavens you're here.Copy !req
366. Upstairs and to the right.Copy !req
367. You have the right
to remain silent...Copy !req
368. I will not be silent.Copy !req
369. I'll be as loud as I want!Copy !req
370. And you can't
stop me!Copy !req
371. No one can!Copy !req
372. Who made you the boss?Copy !req
373. We need backup, fast!Copy !req
374. Cool! When is that
going to be on?Copy !req
375. I think D.W.'s
being a painCopy !req
376. Because she's upset
about something.Copy !req
377. What does D.W. have
to be upset about?Copy !req
378. She's only four!Copy !req
379. Yeah, it's not like
she's a third-grader!Copy !req
380. But something's bothering herCopy !req
381. And we must find out
what, starting today.Copy !req
382. We have soccer
practice.Copy !req
383. Starting tomorrow!Copy !req
384. I'd love to, but I have
to clean the garage.Copy !req
385. And I have to...
clean our garage, too.Copy !req
386. Yeah, Ha, Wow,
what a coincidence.Copy !req
387. Thanks
a lot, guys.Copy !req
388. Anytime.Copy !req
389. Subject in view.Copy !req
390. What's she doing?Copy !req
391. Eating her sandwich.Copy !req
392. She's making a face.Copy !req
393. She's spitting
out the bolognaCopy !req
394. And throwing it
into the bushes.Copy !req
395. Pal is eating the bolo...Copy !req
396. Pal! Put that down!Copy !req
397. Quiet! Spies don't yell.Copy !req
398. Sorry, I couldn't help it.Copy !req
399. Seeing Pal eat
spit-covered bologna— yuck!Copy !req
400. Give me those.Copy !req
401. Where'd she go?Copy !req
402. Ah! I Know what you're doing,
and it won't work.Copy !req
403. She's not saying anything!Copy !req
404. And it's 10:00 and I'm tired!Copy !req
405. Whatever it is,
she'll say it in her sleep.Copy !req
406. You can't give up.Copy !req
407. Wait, this might be it!Copy !req
408. Oh... It's wrong...Copy !req
409. Something wrong...Copy !req
410. "It's wrong...
something's wrong..."Copy !req
411. Because...Copy !req
412. "Because..."Copy !req
413. Because Arthur is a dodo brain!Copy !req
414. "Because Arthur
is a dodo brain!"Copy !req
415. Stop laughing, Francine.Copy !req
416. If we can't figure outCopy !req
417. What's wrong
With D.W. todayCopy !req
418. Then I give up.Copy !req
419. I'm telling you,
we're close.Copy !req
420. Then you can sleep.Copy !req
421. There she is!Copy !req
422. We'll go to the movieCopy !req
423. And then you can give me
my presents at my house.Copy !req
424. Remember, Saturday at 1:00!Copy !req
425. She's looking
right at us!Copy !req
426. Not us— them.Copy !req
427. Hey, D.W.Copy !req
428. Francine, can I
ask you a question?Copy !req
429. Sure, anything.Copy !req
430. Why don't you go back
to your own houseCopy !req
431. And stop bothering us?Copy !req
432. D.W., this being rude to
everybody has got to stop.Copy !req
433. Well, I know
somethingCopy !req
434. That might
make feel better.Copy !req
435. If I could seeCopy !req
436. The journey homeCopy !req
437. At 1:00, Saturday.Copy !req
438. You've seen that movie twice.Copy !req
439. Arthur and I would
love to take her.Copy !req
440. How could you make me do this?Copy !req
441. You want to find out
what's wrong with D.W., right?Copy !req
442. You better
be right.Copy !req
443. Even D.W. isn't
having fun.Copy !req
444. What are you doing?Copy !req
445. Having fun—Copy !req
446. Loads and
loads of fun!Copy !req
447. Oh, hi, D.W.Copy !req
448. Hi, Lisa, I didn't
know you'd be here.Copy !req
449. Me and my friends are
having lots of fun.Copy !req
450. I have lots and lots of friends.Copy !req
451. I'm really popular,
and I usually get invitedCopy !req
452. To a lot of
birthday parties.Copy !req
453. Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
454. Well, maybe the previews
will be interesting.Copy !req
455. I don't feel well.Copy !req
456. I want to go home.Copy !req
457. D.W., we just got here!Copy !req
458. Wait, what am I saying?Copy !req
459. Let's go!Copy !req
460. Great— we spent
all that moneyCopy !req
461. And still don't
know what's wrongCopy !req
462. Except she's
driving me busalooey.Copy !req
463. And you know
I hate that word.Copy !req
464. D.W. and I are going
to get some ice cream.Copy !req
465. Why don't you go home?Copy !req
466. This is just for girls.Copy !req
467. See you later.Copy !req
468. And so, you should neverCopy !req
469. Feel left out because
you just might not be.Copy !req
470. You shouldn't
feel badCopy !req
471. Just because you
didn't get invitedCopy !req
472. To that
birthday party.Copy !req
473. What birthday party?Copy !req
474. Those girls at the movie—Copy !req
475. That's been
bugging you, right?Copy !req
476. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
477. Francine, could
you help me?Copy !req
478. Of course, D.W.,
anything you say.Copy !req
479. Okay, I want to hire
a balloon and...Copy !req
480. Happy Birthday, Lisa!Copy !req
481. Time to rain
on their little parade.Copy !req
482. That sounds kind of mean.Copy !req
483. They were
mean first!Copy !req
484. I know you feel
left outCopy !req
485. But maybe there
wasn't enough room.Copy !req
486. Who's side
are you on?Copy !req
487. Do you play with Lisa a lot?Copy !req
488. Well, no, but she's friends
with my friend, EmilyCopy !req
489. And she got to go
to the party.Copy !req
490. Everybody can't go
to every party.Copy !req
491. But I know what will
make you feelCopy !req
492. Much better.Copy !req
493. What? What?Copy !req
494. Hey, look at...Copy !req
495. It's for D.W.Copy !req
496. What? Really?Copy !req
497. It's for me?Copy !req
498. What is it?Copy !req
499. Wow!Copy !req
500. "Miss D.W. Read
is invited..."Copy !req
501. I'm invitedCopy !req
502. I'm invited, I'm invited!Copy !req
503. To what?Copy !req
504. To Francine's
birthday party.Copy !req
505. Yes!Copy !req
506. What? No way!Copy !req
507. This is better
than Lisa's party.Copy !req
508. This is a third-grade party!Copy !req
509. Just wait till I tell them,
just wait.Copy !req
510. What a nice friend
Francine is.Copy !req