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if you stayed in the tub
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the plug...
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Arthur?
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partners!
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Mrs. Hurley?
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you can pay me later
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to cross the street!
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ON THE OTHER SIDE.
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since third grade.
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cross the street
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a functional plan.
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of the twosome.
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partner in crime?
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any criminal acts.
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my parents moved...
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baby-sitting
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to anything.
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to your house
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151. Here they are!
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Arthur!
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Hello, Mr. Read.
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Hi, Kids!
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what, starting today.
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practice.
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and it won't work.
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something's wrong..."
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everybody has got to stop.
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love to take her.
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what's wrong with D.W., right?
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be right.
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having fun.
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loads of fun!
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having lots of fun.
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all that money
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know what's wrong
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driving me busalooey.
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I hate that word.
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to get some ice cream.
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484. I know you feel
left out
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485. But maybe there
wasn't enough room.
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486. Who's side
are you on?
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487. Do you play with Lisa a lot?
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488. Well, no, but she's friends
with my friend, Emily
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489. And she got to go
to the party.
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490. Everybody can't go
to every party.
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491. But I know what will
make you feel
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492. Much better.
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493. What? What?
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494. Hey, look at...
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495. It's for D.W.
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496. What? Really?
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497. It's for me?
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498. What is it?
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499. Wow!
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500. "Miss D.W. Read
is invited..."
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501. I'm invited
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502. I'm invited, I'm invited!
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503. To what?
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504. To Francine's
birthday party.
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505. Yes!
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506. What? No way!
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507. This is better
than Lisa's party.
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508. This is a third-grade party!
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509. Just wait till I tell them,
just wait.
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510. What a nice friend
Francine is.
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