1. Hey!Copy !req
2. Hey!Copy !req
3. Hey!Copy !req
4. Hey!Copy !req
5. Hey, D.W.Copy !req
6. Hey!Copy !req
7. Whoa!Copy !req
8. I call my projectCopy !req
9. "Rocks Near School."Copy !req
10. These are rocks.Copy !req
11. I found them
near the school.Copy !req
12. Thank you.Copy !req
13. As you can see,
the plants grow wellCopy !req
14. With my special vitamin mixture.Copy !req
15. The average school taco has
less protein than a shoe.Copy !req
16. With my inventionCopy !req
17. chalk will
become a thingCopy !req
18. of the past.Copy !req
19. Hmm.Copy !req
20. Petit fours?Copy !req
21. What an outrage.Copy !req
22. She's going to win because
she bribed the judges.Copy !req
23. Where's the science in
suds and French pastry?Copy !req
24. The laws of science
don't apply to Muffy.Copy !req
25. There has
to be justice.Copy !req
26. She can't get away
with this.Copy !req
27. But what can we do?Copy !req
28. I'm going to get revenge!Copy !req
29. Too simple.Copy !req
30. Too complicated.Copy !req
31. Brain, you have
to let this goCopy !req
32. or else you'll become
some crazy guyCopy !req
33. living up in
the school rafters.Copy !req
34. I can't talk to you.Copy !req
35. I must use my Brain capacity
plotting revenge.Copy !req
36. They haven't even
announced who won yet.Copy !req
37. She might lose.Copy !req
38. Yeah, right.Copy !req
39. Sometimes it's better
to forgive and forget.Copy !req
40. Be noble,
stuff like that.Copy !req
41. The nutritional value
of lunch— who cares?Copy !req
42. One's wardrobe is
what really matters.Copy !req
43. What exactly did
you have in mind?Copy !req
44. "Dear Muffy,
I have long admired you.Copy !req
45. regardless of our
age difference..."Copy !req
46. that means he's older!Copy !req
47. Why older?Copy !req
48. He could be younger.Copy !req
49. Then he wouldn't
know how to write.Copy !req
50. Maybe he's a genius
kindergartner.Copy !req
51. Please.Copy !req
52. "Regardless of our
age difference..."Copy !req
53. I had to make
my feelings known.Copy !req
54. I think about you every day.Copy !req
55. Your smile, your laughCopy !req
56. your lack of concern that
comes from extreme wealthCopy !req
57. the way your clothes stay
so crispCopy !req
58. and the colors never fade.Copy !req
59. I hope that you return
my feelings.Copy !req
60. "Sincerely,
your secret admirer."Copy !req
61. Maybe he's in
the fifth grade.Copy !req
62. Any fifth graderCopy !req
63. who would write
a letter like
that is nuts.Copy !req
64. He obviously appreciates
maturity and nice clothes.Copy !req
65. Let's figure out
who wrote the note.Copy !req
66. I have cafeteria duty.Copy !req
67. Sue Ellen, come on!Copy !req
68. Do you realize how easy it isCopy !req
69. to manipulate someone?Copy !req
70. You're acting kind
of weird today.Copy !req
71. Am I?Copy !req
72. Why did you and Brain
write that note?Copy !req
73. Shh... not so loud!Copy !req
74. How did you know
it was me and Brain?Copy !req
75. Only the Brain could
use "regardless" in
a sentence correctly.Copy !req
76. What gave me away?Copy !req
77. Must have been
a hard clue.Copy !req
78. I saw you put it
on Muffy's desk.Copy !req
79. Oh.Copy !req
80. So Brain wrote
her that note.Copy !req
81. Isn't that funny?Copy !req
82. Not really.Copy !req
83. Sue Ellen is trying
to steal my admirer!Copy !req
84. I had just narrowed downCopy !req
85. the number of possible
secret admirers to 20Copy !req
86. when their ball bounced
over to us.Copy !req
87. She kicked it backCopy !req
88. and they asked her
to join the game.Copy !req
89. So?Copy !req
90. So my secret admirer
is out there!Copy !req
91. What if he's impressedCopy !req
92. by her show of
brute strength?Copy !req
93. I need answers!Copy !req
94. Fern, I'm hiring you as
my private investigator.Copy !req
95. Let's go to work.Copy !req
96. And before Muffy hired youCopy !req
97. you knew who wrote the note!Copy !req
98. It was Brain
and Francine.Copy !req
99. Of course, I had to tell Muffy.Copy !req
100. My reputation
was at stake.Copy !req
101. That's all I need.Copy !req
102. Guilty as charged!Copy !req
103. But it was just a joke!Copy !req
104. Muffy hired FernCopy !req
105. to find out who
wrote the note.Copy !req
106. So? She'll never
trace it to us.Copy !req
107. She already has!Copy !req
108. She has no proof.Copy !req
109. I'm too clever
to leave clues.Copy !req
110. It's time to go
to phase two—Copy !req
111. candy and/or flowers.Copy !req
112. Here, look...Copy !req
113. What's wrong
with you?Copy !req
114. We're in a big mess!Copy !req
115. At last my plan is complete!Copy !req
116. Hello?Copy !req
117. Hello?Copy !req
118. That's funny.Copy !req
119. That's the third time
that's happened this week.Copy !req
120. Well? What did
you find out?Copy !req
121. Fern's going
to tell Muffy.Copy !req
122. Let's confess before
it's too late!Copy !req
123. You're overreacting.Copy !req
124. Too many people have been
over the crime scene.Copy !req
125. Any clues have
been destroyed.Copy !req
126. Some detective you are.Copy !req
127. If I'd paid you,
I'd be asking for a refund.Copy !req
128. My reputation is ruined,
thanks to you!Copy !req
129. Look at this mess.Copy !req
130. I wish we'd never
started any of this.Copy !req
131. The thrill of revenge seems
to be very short-lived.Copy !req
132. "Muffy, I'm sorry I allowed
myself to get upsetCopy !req
133. about your bribes."Copy !req
134. "Muffy, I'm sorryCopy !req
135. I can't let a huge
injustice go unpunished."Copy !req
136. Muffy!Copy !req
137. I have
important news!Copy !req
138. I found out who
wrote the noteCopy !req
139. and took steps.Copy !req
140. What kind of steps?Copy !req
141. I wrote a note back saying
that while he has good tasteCopy !req
142. a love between
us can never be.Copy !req
143. I put it
in his locker.Copy !req
144. And just whose
locker is that?Copy !req
145. He's right over there.Copy !req
146. You wrote a note
to Mr. Haney?Copy !req
147. No, silly— Rattles!Copy !req
148. Poor thing.Copy !req
149. I know I'm breaking
his heart.Copy !req
150. This really is
a mess.Copy !req
151. Rattles will
pulverize herCopy !req
152. if he reads
that note.Copy !req
153. I warned you.Copy !req
154. We never should have
tricked her.Copy !req
155. You tried to warn me?Copy !req
156. If only you
hadn't written
Muffy that note.Copy !req
157. If only you hadn't
put it on her desk.Copy !req
158. Well, come on, what
are we waiting for?Copy !req
159. I can't see anything.Copy !req
160. I stuck gum
to this string.Copy !req
161. It sticks to the note,
we pull it out.Copy !req
162. Oh.Copy !req
163. Let's try this coat hanger.Copy !req
164. I got something!Copy !req
165. Uh-oh.Copy !req
166. What is that?Copy !req
167. Hold on tight!Copy !req
168. Hey, what are you
doing in my locker?Copy !req
169. They're here
because of me.Copy !req
170. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
171. It's all my fault.Copy !req
172. And mine.Copy !req
173. We wrote Muffy
a fake love note.Copy !req
174. She thought you wrote it
and wrote you a note backCopy !req
175. but you probably
shouldn't read it.Copy !req
176. You should have seen your faces!Copy !req
177. You were right!Copy !req
178. They really did
believe it.Copy !req
179. Oh, brother.Copy !req
180. You knew we
wrote the note?Copy !req
181. No, but I knew
Fern would knowCopy !req
182. so I followed her
and listened.Copy !req
183. Then I asked Rattles
for a favor.Copy !req
184. Overall, a very satisfying day.Copy !req
185. Muffy, we're sorry
we wrote the note.Copy !req
186. Well, I can understand.Copy !req
187. You do?Copy !req
188. You were upset that I'm
better than you in science.Copy !req
189. You may be better
at winning contestsCopy !req
190. but not at science.Copy !req
191. All right, sit down.Copy !req
192. It's time to announce
the winners.Copy !req
193. The judges voted
for the display that was...Copy !req
194. Well, let's say
one of the tastiest...Copy !req
195. Excuse me, Mr. Ratburn?Copy !req
196. I've been thinking...Copy !req
197. That's new.Copy !req
198. Brain's projectCopy !req
199. was more scientific
than mine.Copy !req
200. I've decided he deserves
the award more than I do.Copy !req
201. That's very noble of you.Copy !req
202. I guess she's
not so bad after all.Copy !req
203. I feel like a rat.Copy !req
204. Unfortunately,
you didn't win the contest.Copy !req
205. The best entry
in the science fair is...Copy !req
206. Francine Frensky,
for her analysisCopy !req
207. of bag lunches
versus school meals.Copy !req
208. Maybe you just need
to learn to cook.Copy !req
209. And now...Copy !req
210. This is a science experiment.Copy !req
211. We experimented on...Copy !req
212. Oil, water and corn syrup.Copy !req
213. for our experimentCopy !req
214. you need a question...Copy !req
215. What is heaviest?Copy !req
216. Corn syrup, oil or water?Copy !req
217. A hypothesis...Copy !req
218. corn syrup is heaviest
and water is lightest.Copy !req
219. A hypothesis is what you guess.Copy !req
220. I think water is lightest
because it's not that thick.Copy !req
221. Hmm...Copy !req
222. After you have a hypothesis,
you do an experiment.Copy !req
223. And you get a result.Copy !req
224. We put food coloring
inside the waterCopy !req
225. so we could tell it apart
from the oil and the corn syrup.Copy !req
226. and then we poured them
all into one cup.Copy !req
227. the oil was on the top,
the water in the middleCopy !req
228. and the syrup was on the bottom.Copy !req
229. The class's hypothesisCopy !req
230. about corn syrup was right—
it was the heaviest.Copy !req
231. We thought that
water was the lightestCopy !req
232. but when we tested it,
oil was the lightest.Copy !req
233. So the result did not match
the hypothesis.Copy !req
234. You have to...Copy !req
235. Experiment with thingsCopy !req
236. And, um... find out what
it means and stuff like that.Copy !req
237. And now...Copy !req
238. Yahoo!Copy !req
239. Whoo!Copy !req
240. Yee-ha!Copy !req
241. Huh?Copy !req
242. No turn signalsCopy !req
243. and these big numbers
create a distraction.Copy !req
244. But this is a race course!Copy !req
245. D.W.:
And obstructing
justice!Copy !req
246. I never knew your
sister was so strict.Copy !req
247. Sometimes D.W. gets
a little carried away.Copy !req
248. Uh-oh.Copy !req
249. D.W.!Copy !req
250. And don't forget
the ABCs of safety:Copy !req
251. "Always be careful."Copy !req
252. All right, now if
everyone would please line upCopy !req
253. Officer Safety has
something specialCopy !req
254. for each of you.Copy !req
255. With this
safety whistleCopy !req
256. I hereby deputize
each of youCopy !req
257. as Junior
Safety Officers.Copy !req
258. I hereby dub you...
Princess of Safety!Copy !req
259. and to assist you,
great princessCopy !req
260. we present you
with your very own...Copy !req
261. safety pony!Copy !req
262. Remember...Copy !req
263. Safety is everyone's
responsibility.Copy !req
264. Don't worry, Officer SafetyCopy !req
265. You can count on me!Copy !req
266. Mom, can I take
my safety whistleCopy !req
267. when we go see
Mary Moo Cow on ice?Copy !req
268. Sure, if you
don't blow it.Copy !req
269. Mommy, that little
boy isn't crossingCopy !req
270. at the intersection!Copy !req
271. Matthew!Copy !req
272. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
273. Oh, my!Copy !req
274. Thank you for blowing
that whistle.Copy !req
275. You may have
saved his life!Copy !req
276. D.W.?Copy !req
277. A hero?Copy !req
278. Ow!Copy !req
279. Aah!Copy !req
280. Ouch!Copy !req
281. I'm a Junior Safety Officer now.Copy !req
282. How's
the car coming?Copy !req
283. Almost done.Copy !req
284. It's been designed
for maximum speedCopy !req
285. And calibrated for
low wind resistance.Copy !req
286. D.W.:
That's a car?Copy !req
287. It looks more like
a pile of junk!Copy !req
288. Who asked you?Copy !req
289. Arthur, D.W.--
please.Copy !req
290. Mom, that car
is not safe!Copy !req
291. It doesn't have
any seat belts!Copy !req
292. I hate to say it, Arthur,
but D.W. has a point.Copy !req
293. It would
probably be saferCopy !req
294. with seat belts.Copy !req
295. But we're almost done!Copy !req
296. She's right.Copy !req
297. The design
probably could benefitCopy !req
298. From some sort
of restraint system.Copy !req
299. Better safe than sorry.Copy !req
300. That's what I say.Copy !req
301. Got to go.Copy !req
302. I'm heading out
on patrol!Copy !req
303. Oh, no!Copy !req
304. Look at all those bubbles!Copy !req
305. Aah!Copy !req
306. Glug, glug, glug, glug.Copy !req
307. D.W.:
Mom, Dad's cooking
over a hot stove!Copy !req
308. He could get burned!Copy !req
309. Dad, Mom's
reading a magazineCopy !req
310. without gloves on!Copy !req
311. She could get
a paper cut.Copy !req
312. Arthur!
Pal just went
down the stairsCopy !req
313. Without holding on
to the handrail!Copy !req
314. Pal doesn't even have hands!Copy !req
315. Hey!Copy !req
316. Mom! Dad!
Arthur is taking a bathCopy !req
317. without a personal
flotation device!Copy !req
318. D.W.!Copy !req
319. D.W.'s a safety monster.Copy !req
320. Yeah, yesterday
she actually told meCopy !req
321. long hair is a hazard.Copy !req
322. I got in trouble
just for saying hi.Copy !req
323. She said not to talk
to strangers.Copy !req
324. I'd like to catch her
doing something wrong.Copy !req
325. We could follow herCopy !req
326. and see if she does
anything unsafe.Copy !req
327. Yeah! Then we can blow
the whistle on her!Copy !req
328. She's coming out the front door.Copy !req
329. Wait a minute.Copy !req
330. I think her shoe's unbuckled.Copy !req
331. Never mind.Copy !req
332. She noticed.Copy !req
333. She's coming
your way, Francine.Copy !req
334. We've got her
on visual.Copy !req
335. Look! She's skipping
without a helmet!Copy !req
336. That's not safe!Copy !req
337. Muffy, you do that
all the time.Copy !req
338. That's true.Copy !req
339. Look out!Copy !req
340. Hmm...Copy !req
341. Brain, she's
coming towards you.Copy !req
342. I see her.Copy !req
343. She's coming to an intersection.Copy !req
344. Stand by!Copy !req
345. What's she doing?Copy !req
346. Looks like she's stopping.Copy !req
347. She's near you, Arthur.Copy !req
348. I see her!Copy !req
349. Hey, this might be it!Copy !req
350. Hurry up and bring
your whistles!Copy !req
351. This could be dangerous.Copy !req
352. Yuck!Copy !req
353. Hello, D.W.,
come on in.Copy !req
354. Nice hat, Arthur.Copy !req
355. It brings out your eyes.Copy !req
356. This isn't working.Copy !req
357. D.W. is the safest
person around!Copy !req
358. At least she won't be
at the rally tomorrow.Copy !req
359. That would be terrible.Copy !req
360. On your mark, get set...Copy !req
361. Stop the race!Copy !req
362. This Ratburn rally is
way too dangerous!Copy !req
363. I've called in the authorities
to make sure nobody gets hurt!Copy !req
364. All right.Copy !req
365. You can
go ahead now.Copy !req
366. This is
my kind of race.Copy !req
367. You two—Copy !req
368. slow down!Copy !req
369. Don't worry.Copy !req
370. She won't be there.Copy !req
371. You want meCopy !req
372. to take D.W.
to the race?Copy !req
373. We'll meet you there.Copy !req
374. We have to
drop Kate offCopy !req
375. at Grandma
Thora's first.Copy !req
376. Couldn't you getCopy !req
377. a baby-sitter?Copy !req
378. She'll blow
her whistle at everyone.Copy !req
379. Not unless I see
someone being unsafe.Copy !req
380. You have
been gettingCopy !req
381. a little carried away, D.W.Copy !req
382. But I'm just doing what
Officer Safety said.Copy !req
383. He didn't mean
for you to tattle.Copy !req
384. He just wants youCopy !req
385. to let people knowCopy !req
386. when someone's
doing something
dangerous, okay?Copy !req
387. I guess.Copy !req
388. Good—
now, tomorrowCopy !req
389. you will take
D.W. to the raceCopy !req
390. and D.W., you will
not bother Arthur.Copy !req
391. What is she doing here?Copy !req
392. Are you nuts?Copy !req
393. She'll ruin everything!Copy !req
394. Mom and Dad
made me bring her.Copy !req
395. Well, if I hear that whistle,
she'll be sorry.Copy !req
396. Wow! That hill's kind of steep.Copy !req
397. D.W.!Copy !req
398. Just go sit downCopy !req
399. and stay
out of our way.Copy !req
400. You're not the boss
of me, Arthur Read.Copy !req
401. Hello, everyone, and welcome
to the Ratburn Rally.Copy !req
402. It looks like we have quite
a few creative cars here todayCopy !req
403. So, without further ado,
let the races begin!Copy !req
404. Will the first two racers please
approach the starting line?Copy !req
405. I can't see.Copy !req
406. How can I tell if people
are safe if I can't see?Copy !req
407. Wha... Whaa...!Copy !req
408. Arthur! Help!Copy !req
409. Arthur, look!Copy !req
410. It's your sister!Copy !req
411. D.W.?Copy !req
412. Help! I can't get down!Copy !req
413. Hang on, D.W.!Copy !req
414. I'll go get
Mr. Ratburn.Copy !req
415. Arthur, I'm scared!Copy !req
416. Don't worry,
we'll get you down.Copy !req
417. Muffy's gone for help.Copy !req
418. Just hang on.Copy !req
419. Don't move!Copy !req
420. You're quite
a talented climber.Copy !req
421. We'll get you down
to safety now.Copy !req
422. D.W.!
Are you all right?Copy !req
423. You didn't
by any chanceCopy !req
424. drop this,
did you?Copy !req
425. My whistle!Copy !req
426. Be safe now.Copy !req
427. What's this
commotion about?Copy !req
428. Some girl got stuck
up in the tree.Copy !req
429. No big deal.Copy !req
430. I hopeCopy !req
431. She's
all right.Copy !req
432. It was me.Copy !req
433. I was in the tree.Copy !req
434. I knew I shouldn'tCopy !req
435. Have climbed that high,
but I did.Copy !req
436. I'm sorry.Copy !req
437. Oh, D.W.!Copy !req
438. Are you okay?Copy !req
439. Why did you do
something dangerous?Copy !req
440. Well, it was
my fault, too.Copy !req
441. I told her
to go away.Copy !req
442. You both know better.Copy !req
443. Next upCopy !req
444. Arthur and the Brain
versus Muffy and Francine.Copy !req
445. Uh-oh, I'm up.Copy !req
446. Arthur!Copy !req
447. Thanks.Copy !req
448. I almost forgot.Copy !req
449. You can do it!Copy !req