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help me!
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to know what she's thinking.
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what Pal's thinking.
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have guessed that.
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the same thing
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can guess it.
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nothing funny
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someone's...
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someone's...
diary...
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isn't my diary.
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and someone has it.
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something in it
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in the mud.
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cannot control being mean.
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bossiness.
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like Francine.
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there is no help for her.
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from the other children.
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from Sue Ellen's diary.
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about Francine at all.
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if you find it.
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princess and...
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Boy, she really doesn't want me
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rich, beautiful, smart princess
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with her lady-in-waiting."
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you are so fair
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okay.
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and caused big trouble."
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smart, princess Millicenta.
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thank you.
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to repay you.
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is $30 a bottle.
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to me like that—
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with other books.
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and everybody.
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three months have passed
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how I feel about him."
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how I feel about him."
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about people she l...
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Maybe she wrote down
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we picked our noses.
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in it unless we find it.
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since I was little.
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mom and dad.
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mom and dad.
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friends in the world.
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I'll be home tonight
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ideas for stories.
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your books
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your bike.
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your bike.
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nobody read it.
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You might have been embarrassed.
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a video diary.
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it will be a tape.
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introduce us and show us around.
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through Arthur's body.
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intestine.
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too happy, stomach.
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history project!
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about Julius Caesar.
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horse-drawn vehicle
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used to get around.
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lots of bandages?
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We need a replacement wheel
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to go home for lunch.
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while you're gone!
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when I get back!
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an old bike wheel.
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to go to the dump.
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and yucky
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of old, smelly junk.
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you can't go there.
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have to tell on you
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to tell on you
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for telling on you!
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down there?
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piece of cake.
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I cut my knee
on that lima beans can!
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on that lima beans can!
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on that lima beans can!
I knew lima beans were no good!
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Hurry up, Arthur.
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about the dump!
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your knee?
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Dad at five o'clock!
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and fix my pants.
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she'll fix it.
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laundry and stuff.
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I wouldn't tell.
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to tell on himself
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with the tree.
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you're here!
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you what happened!
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even worse, and then...
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other chores, too!
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428. and do all your
other chores, too!
She's right.
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body's first line of defense
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by a cut like your knee
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get inside your body.
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of the attack.
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to the scene
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of the enemy cells as they can.
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the rest of the enemy.
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a fever and be really sick.
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conjunctivitis,
staphylococcus
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of stuff.
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when I was brave
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and Daddy
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up the tree?
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to be brave.
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on yourself.
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It stings but I'm fine.
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we'll give you
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to be safe
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antibiotic medicine for 10 days
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is over.
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booster?
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as much as your knee.
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from getting sick.
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right back.
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you came in.
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become quite serious
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what I said, Doctor.
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about Tetris
and Indianapolis.
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too, someday.
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his Tetris booster!
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for you to tell us
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knee, Arthur.
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for me to not tell.
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with the truth.
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call The Brain so...
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483. just a minute.
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484. I'm not finished with you.
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485. I can't practice
pitching now.
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486. Come on! Why not?
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487. I've decided
to stay home
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488. To help out with some chores.
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489. Huh? Why?
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490. I figure I violated
my parents' trust
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491. by going to the dump.
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492. by going to the dump.
I should think about what I did.
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493. I should think about what I did.
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494. Wow, Arthur, that's
really adult of you.
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495. Arthur, since Mom
and Dad grounded you
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496. Arthur, since Mom
and Dad grounded you
I've grounded myself
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497. I've grounded myself
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498. so I can keep
you company!
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499. We can read
Martha Mealy Worm
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500. and play Confuse The Goose.
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501. You won't even miss
Francine or The Brain
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502. Or Bionic Bunny on TV or
baseball, because you have me.
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