1. Hey!Copy !req
2. Hey!Copy !req
3. Hey!Copy !req
4. Hey!Copy !req
5. Hey!Copy !req
6. Hey, D.W.!Copy !req
7. Hey!Copy !req
8. Whoa...Copy !req
9. Come on, Arthur.Copy !req
10. You said you'd play
Funny Farm with me tonight.Copy !req
11. I haven't even started
my homework yet.Copy !req
12. Have you ever noticed
how hard it is to get to workCopy !req
13. on your homework?Copy !req
14. First, you have
to make sure you haveCopy !req
15. your favorite pencil sharpenedCopy !req
16. and a couple of back-ups,
just in case.Copy !req
17. Then you need a ruler,Copy !req
18. because you never know
when you'll have to drawCopy !req
19. a straight line.Copy !req
20. And then, you have to make sure
you have enough light.Copy !req
21. D.W.!Copy !req
22. If you aren't going
to play with me,Copy !req
23. what choice do I haveCopy !req
24. but to bake a cake
in my Mary Moo Cow Oven?Copy !req
25. Get your own light bulb.Copy !req
26. We have plenty of them.Copy !req
27. But they're in the basement.Copy !req
28. Ooh!Copy !req
29. Ah! Ooh!Copy !req
30. Ah!Copy !req
31. There.Copy !req
32. Everything is in its place,
and I can finally get to...Copy !req
33. D.W.:
Call the fire department!Copy !req
34. Santa and his reindeer are stuck
up on the roof.Copy !req
35. No, D.W.Copy !req
36. Those are workmen fixing
the leak in Arthur's ceiling.Copy !req
37. Will they be done by the time
I get home from school?Copy !req
38. I have a three-page paper due.Copy !req
39. I'm afraid the contractor said
it could take a week, Arthur.Copy !req
40. Why don't you study in the den?Copy !req
41. I get lots done in there
when I'm working.Copy !req
42. I'm sorry, Ed, but you can't
claim Bailey as a dependent.Copy !req
43. No, I don't think
you should adopt him.Copy !req
44. Okay, let's go over
these numbers again.Copy !req
45. Mom!Copy !req
46. Arthur's looking at me!Copy !req
47. There you are.Copy !req
48. I thought maybe you'd been
abducted by aliens.Copy !req
49. I wasn't abducted,
but my bedroom was.Copy !req
50. There's a leak in it,
and I hadCopy !req
51. to write my paper
yesterday in the tree house.Copy !req
52. I, uh...Copy !req
53. included visual aids.Copy !req
54. Why don't you come over
and study in my roomCopy !req
55. until the leak gets fixed?Copy !req
56. Really?Copy !req
57. That'd be great.Copy !req
58. I'd advise against it.Copy !req
59. According to
Young Entrepreneurs Magazine,Copy !req
60. 75% of friends who work together
don't stay together.Copy !req
61. Remember when you becameCopy !req
62. allergic to your carpet
and stayed with us for a week?Copy !req
63. That wasn't pretty.Copy !req
64. That's not going
to happen to us.Copy !req
65. Yeah, what kind of friendship
can't survive studying togetherCopy !req
66. in the same room?Copy !req
67. We'll have fun and we'll get
twice as much done.Copy !req
68. I just finished my math
homework for the entire year.Copy !req
69. And I just created
a timelineCopy !req
70. of the War of 1812.Copy !req
71. What's left to do?Copy !req
72. Five words...Copy !req
73. Dark Bunny video game
smackdown!Copy !req
74. This is so not going
to go well.Copy !req
75. My doorknob's a little funny.Copy !req
76. Just pull up and to the right.Copy !req
77. There's a system to it.Copy !req
78. Wow, you might
want to get that fixed.Copy !req
79. What do you mean?Copy !req
80. Uh, nothing.Copy !req
81. So, where should I sit?Copy !req
82. Arthur, my friend,
sit anywhere you like.Copy !req
83. Um, okay.Copy !req
84. Thanks.Copy !req
85. Hey, study buddy.Copy !req
86. Please don't move
any of the clothes.Copy !req
87. That pile is for clothes
I've just worn once.Copy !req
88. And that pile is for clothes
I've worn twice.Copy !req
89. What's that pile?Copy !req
90. 30 days straight
and still wearable.Copy !req
91. See?Copy !req
92. There's a system to it.Copy !req
93. Hey, study buddy, maybe we could
take a snack break later.Copy !req
94. I'm preparing
for the geography test.Copy !req
95. I've got a different vegetable
for every country in the U.N.Copy !req
96. I nibble them
into the correct shape.Copy !req
97. This onion is Oman.Copy !req
98. The pepper is Peru,
and that radish is Romania.Copy !req
99. There's a system to it.Copy !req
100. 75% of friends who work
together don't stay together.Copy !req
101. Hi, Mrs. Baxter.Copy !req
102. I know Buster is stillCopy !req
103. at his "Alien Invasion
Defense" club,Copy !req
104. but would you mind if I waited
for him in his room?Copy !req
105. Hey, Arthur, did you know
tin foil can blockCopy !req
106. mind control rays?Copy !req
107. What did you do?Copy !req
108. I got here a little early, so I
thought I'd help you organize.Copy !req
109. But I am organized.Copy !req
110. I have a system.Copy !req
111. Well, yes, but I'm giving you
a better system.Copy !req
112. Look, I even found
another chair.Copy !req
113. Where's my United Nations
of Vegetation?Copy !req
114. It was all rotting,
so I made you this instead.Copy !req
115. A map?Copy !req
116. Who studies for a geography test
with a map?Copy !req
117. What happened to the donut
from my Cabinet of Curiosities?Copy !req
118. I thought it was Denmark.Copy !req
119. This is so not going
to go well.Copy !req
120. Thank you for your help.Copy !req
121. You're welcome.Copy !req
122. I think you're
going to findCopy !req
123. we're both much
more productive this way.Copy !req
124. Two heads are better
than one.Copy !req
125. Done.Copy !req
126. Done.Copy !req
127. Done.Copy !req
128. Done.Copy !req
129. Arthur...Copy !req
130. Yes?Copy !req
131. Do you have to say that every
time you finish a math problem?Copy !req
132. Say what?Copy !req
133. "Done."Copy !req
134. I'm not saying that.Copy !req
135. Yes, you are.Copy !req
136. No, I'm not.Copy !req
137. Okay...Copy !req
138. Must be my mistake, old buddy.Copy !req
139. Oh, hi, Bitzi.Copy !req
140. It's so nice of Buster
to host ArthurCopy !req
141. while we're fixing the roof.Copy !req
142. Are the boys having
a fun time together?Copy !req
143. Fun?Copy !req
144. It's more like
that old TV sitcom...Copy !req
145. On November 13th,
Arthur Read was asked to leaveCopy !req
146. his own bedroom.Copy !req
147. That request came
from his mother.Copy !req
148. With nowhere else to go,
he appeared at the houseCopy !req
149. of his friend Buster.Copy !req
150. Can two best friends study
in a room togetherCopy !req
151. without driving each other
crazy?Copy !req
152. Oh, dear.Copy !req
153. Well, they'll work
it out somehow.Copy !req
154. How long can one person spend
in a bathroom?Copy !req
155. How many old toothbrushes
can one kid keep?Copy !req
156. I organized them for you.Copy !req
157. Watch out!Copy !req
158. You just stepped on Rhubarbados.Copy !req
159. Sorry.Copy !req
160. I mistook it for garbage.Copy !req
161. What are you doing?Copy !req
162. I can't stand you cleaning
your glasses one more time.Copy !req
163. They're clean!Copy !req
164. They're clean already!Copy !req
165. How would you know?Copy !req
166. You're the biggest slob
I've ever seen!Copy !req
167. Well, you're the biggest
neat freak I've ever seen!Copy !req
168. I was just trying
to help you!Copy !req
169. Help me?Copy !req
170. I've been wearing the same
underwear for two weeks,Copy !req
171. because I can't find
where you put anything.Copy !req
172. Maybe we should stop
studying together.Copy !req
173. Maybe I'll just leave.Copy !req
174. But this is your room!Copy !req
175. Stop telling me
what to do!Copy !req
176. I warned you.Copy !req
177. You have to be really mature
to live and work together.Copy !req
178. That's what Francine
and I learnedCopy !req
179. when I had to stay with her.Copy !req
180. Had to?Copy !req
181. You mean you got to stay
with me.Copy !req
182. Okay, but how did you get Muffy
to stop cleaning your room?Copy !req
183. You were lucky to have me.Copy !req
184. You were lucky we didn't
throw you out, Miss Fancypants.Copy !req
185. Well, you didn't
seem to mind...Copy !req
186. Anybody up for a delicious snack
of spaghetti marshmallow balls?Copy !req
187. Oh, hello, Mrs. Baxter.Copy !req
188. I'm afraid Buster and I
aren't friends anymore.Copy !req
189. I knew you'd come to me...Copy !req
190. eventually.Copy !req
191. So what's Arthur doing?Copy !req
192. Bossing you around?Copy !req
193. Hogging the remote?Copy !req
194. Not letting you
braid his hair?Copy !req
195. Um, no.Copy !req
196. It's more that he keeps
cleaning his glassesCopy !req
197. in this really nasally way.Copy !req
198. Like this...Copy !req
199. Know what to do?Copy !req
200. Hide his glasses in your room.Copy !req
201. But he's in my room.Copy !req
202. Then you've got a problem.Copy !req
203. You're right.Copy !req
204. Hey, maybe I could
study here with you?Copy !req
205. Mom!Copy !req
206. Buster is
looking at me!Copy !req
207. Sometimes working together
makes people's habitsCopy !req
208. seem worse than they are.Copy !req
209. But if Buster
wasn't who he was,Copy !req
210. we'd never have spaghetti
marshmallow balls.Copy !req
211. They are surprisingly good.Copy !req
212. You'll find a way
to work it out.Copy !req
213. Oops, I almost stepped
on the Nether-yams.Copy !req
214. I'm, uh, sorry I cleaned my
glasses too loudly around you.Copy !req
215. Sorry I threw a vegetable
country at you.Copy !req
216. You know,Copy !req
217. your dirty clothes system
is kind of ingenious;Copy !req
218. it saves on water.Copy !req
219. And you might have
an okay idea thereCopy !req
220. with that whole map thing.Copy !req
221. Where is my map?Copy !req
222. It's not
on the wall anymore.Copy !req
223. The desk was rocking,
so I folded it upCopy !req
224. and put it under
one of the legs.Copy !req
225. What?Copy !req
226. Do you know how hard
I worked on that?Copy !req
227. Do you know how hard
I worked on Spain-ich?Copy !req
228. That's it, I'm out of here!Copy !req
229. Good riddance!Copy !req
230. Help!Copy !req
231. Let us out!Copy !req
232. Oh, my!Copy !req
233. I can't seem to open the door.Copy !req
234. Stay calm.Copy !req
235. I'll call for help right away.Copy !req
236. I, um... I found this
board game Monster SurgeryCopy !req
237. in my closet after you...
organized it.Copy !req
238. Do you want to play?Copy !req
239. You better watch out, Buster!Copy !req
240. I've got you by the ears!Copy !req
241. I'm ripping outCopy !req
242. all five of your livers!Copy !req
243. Oh, hi, Mom.Copy !req
244. What's up?Copy !req
245. So can you believe
how much homeworkCopy !req
246. Mr. Ratburn gave us tonight?Copy !req
247. Yeah.Copy !req
248. Why don't you come over...Copy !req
249. after you've finished it.Copy !req
250. And now...Copy !req
251. Today we are
at Beaver Summer Programs.Copy !req
252. It's a summer camp,
and we're making smoothies.Copy !req
253. You're going to work
with your partner,Copy !req
254. but you're each going
to create your own smoothie.Copy !req
255. We have Alex and Jack.Copy !req
256. They're doing things
differently.Copy !req
257. My name is Sophie,
and I'm one of the tasters.Copy !req
258. I think they both
have their own styles,Copy !req
259. and they're going
their own ways.Copy !req
260. So it's kind of like a
vegetable juice... chocolate.Copy !req
261. I'd say you did really well
for a beginner.Copy !req
262. I shall taste Alex.Copy !req
263. Whoa.Copy !req
264. I don't really like it too much.Copy !req
265. I think it's really,
really good.Copy !req
266. I think if Buster and Arthur
made smoothies,Copy !req
267. they'll be even better friends
because now they knowCopy !req
268. what they like and what
they don't like.Copy !req
269. Strawberries, coconut, water,
a little bit of ginger.Copy !req
270. Ooh, I think that's
going to be good.Copy !req
271. Orange juice, cinnamon.Copy !req
272. I saw a banana,
which is excellent.Copy !req
273. And some Greek yogurt.Copy !req
274. Very good.Copy !req
275. Tangy, sweet.Copy !req
276. Mild, very mild.Copy !req
277. Not bad.Copy !req
278. How about experimenting
with celery?Copy !req
279. I did like totally
different things,Copy !req
280. like celery and kale.Copy !req
281. I wanted to be
kind of different.Copy !req
282. And my friend Tia,
on the other hand,Copy !req
283. she did, like, strawberries,Copy !req
284. lemon juice,
orange juice, milk.Copy !req
285. Wow, I taste the kale!Copy !req
286. It's like dinner and dessert
all together in one liquid meal.Copy !req
287. Yes!Copy !req
288. And it's going to be
interesting to see Tia's.Copy !req
289. Because she was
a little more cautious.Copy !req
290. Wow, that's good.Copy !req
291. But it's very much
a dessert smoothie.Copy !req
292. I love it.Copy !req
293. Two different kids,
two different tastes.Copy !req
294. It makes sense because
we're all different.Copy !req
295. None of us are exactly alike
like snowflakes.Copy !req
296. Yummy in my tummy.Copy !req
297. And now...Copy !req
298. Do you ever feelCopy !req
299. like you're the only one in the
world who never wins anything?Copy !req
300. I'm going to the park now, Mom!Copy !req
301. MRS.
Okay.Copy !req
302. But come home by lunchtime.Copy !req
303. And can you get the phone?Copy !req
304. But then one day,
just when you feelCopy !req
305. like you'll never win anything
in your entire life, you do?Copy !req
306. Hello?Copy !req
307. Congratulations!Copy !req
308. This is QRAD,
Rad-Rockin-Radio and you...Copy !req
309. My parents say we can't take
sales calls.Copy !req
310. QRAD database to receive
this awesome prize.Copy !req
311. You've just won eight
front-row ticketsCopy !req
312. to next weekend's
Static Airwaves concertCopy !req
313. sponsored by QRAD.Copy !req
314. Wait, did you say I just won?Copy !req
315. Well, be grateful
for your bad luck.Copy !req
316. Because the only thing worseCopy !req
317. than never winning anything...Copy !req
318. is winning.Copy !req
319. No.Copy !req
320. That can't be true.Copy !req
321. You actually won eight front-row
tickets for Static Airwaves?Copy !req
322. That's like... a miracle.Copy !req
323. What are you
going to do with them?Copy !req
324. Well, there are eight tickets...Copy !req
325. and eight of us.Copy !req
326. Hey, you want to come home and
wait for the tickets with me?Copy !req
327. Radio said
that they're goingCopy !req
328. to deliver them
this afternoon.Copy !req
329. Open it already!Copy !req
330. Come on, come on!Copy !req
331. Here, give it to me!Copy !req
332. Huh?Copy !req
333. Math has never been
my best subject,Copy !req
334. but that doesn't look
like eight tickets to me.Copy !req
335. QRAD says the DJ
got the number wrong,Copy !req
336. but the concert is sold out
and I should count myself luckyCopy !req
337. to even get
two tickets, so...Copy !req
338. So who are you going
to take?Copy !req
339. Yeah!Copy !req
340. Um...Copy !req
341. Well, now that's, um...Copy !req
342. Let's see, I...Copy !req
343. You know what, guys?Copy !req
344. We should leave Arthur alone
and not pressure him.Copy !req
345. It's not that
big a deal, really.Copy !req
346. It's just a concert.Copy !req
347. Let's leave Arthur alone.Copy !req
348. Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
349. No sweat.Copy !req
350. I knew they'd all go nuts
when you saidCopy !req
351. who you were really taking.Copy !req
352. Front row seats!Copy !req
353. I can't wait.Copy !req
354. MRS.
Arthur, can you get that?Copy !req
355. Francine?Copy !req
356. How did you get home so fast?Copy !req
357. I know you're probably
taking Buster,Copy !req
358. but I just want to say
I was the first one in schoolCopy !req
359. to like Static Airwaves.Copy !req
360. You remember that day
in kindergartenCopy !req
361. when I played
their first singleCopy !req
362. for Show 'n' Tell?Copy !req
363. Muffy, too?Copy !req
364. Francine, can we maybe talk
about this later?Copy !req
365. Oh.Copy !req
366. Okay, fine.Copy !req
367. Don't be mad.Copy !req
368. It's just that...Copy !req
369. Arthur?Copy !req
370. Yeah, Mom, I'm getting it!Copy !req
371. Arthur!Copy !req
372. Mom, please can we
not answerCopy !req
373. the phone for a while?Copy !req
374. Hey, Arthur, it's Buster.Copy !req
375. Just wanted to make sure you
got that last message.Copy !req
376. Okay... yeah.Copy !req
377. Could you pass the peas?Copy !req
378. What, honey?Copy !req
379. The peas!Copy !req
380. Hey, Arthur, Sue Ellen here.Copy !req
381. Listen, about those
last 20 messages,Copy !req
382. I had another thought...Copy !req
383. Okay, Mom,
I'm leaving now for...Copy !req
384. For where, honey, the park?Copy !req
385. Hey, guys.Copy !req
386. Tickets... tickets...Copy !req
387. No, the library.Copy !req
388. I wonder where Arthur is.Copy !req
389. Good work, Bailey.Copy !req
390. Oh, dear me.Copy !req
391. I just forgot.Copy !req
392. I have an appointment
at the salon.Copy !req
393. Well, have
a great practice.Copy !req
394. Oh, hi, Arthur.Copy !req
395. What are you doing here?Copy !req
396. Uh... wrong book.Copy !req
397. Oops.Copy !req
398. Hey, as long as you're here,
I don't know...Copy !req
399. Oh, hi, Arthur.Copy !req
400. I'm just doing some
research on Africa.Copy !req
401. Oh, sure, yeah.Copy !req
402. Arthur... Arthur...Copy !req
403. Arthur... Arthur... Arthur...Copy !req
404. Arthur?Copy !req
405. Are you okay?Copy !req
406. Let me help you.Copy !req
407. No, please don't.Copy !req
408. Here.Copy !req
409. Just take the second ticket.Copy !req
410. Take it.Copy !req
411. Really?Copy !req
412. You're inviting me?Copy !req
413. Thanks.Copy !req
414. You know, I knew I shouldn't go
in there and chase you around.Copy !req
415. Just wait patiently
and you shall receive,Copy !req
416. that's
the Binky Barnes motto.Copy !req
417. What's wrong?Copy !req
418. The tickets.Copy !req
419. I lost them.Copy !req
420. What?Copy !req
421. Buster, you search fiction,
Muffy, non-fiction,Copy !req
422. Sue Ellen, reading room,
Brain, men's room,Copy !req
423. George, wake up.Copy !req
424. I can't believe I lost them.Copy !req
425. Wait a minute.Copy !req
426. Yeah.Copy !req
427. I lost them.Copy !req
428. I lost them!Copy !req
429. Messages deleted.Copy !req
430. "... and whichever of you finds
the tickets is welcomeCopy !req
431. "to keep them with
my best wishes.Copy !req
432. Your friend, Arthur."Copy !req
433. And send to everybody and...Copy !req
434. What?Copy !req
435. Nothing.Copy !req
436. Hi, Arthur.Copy !req
437. Yeah, hi.Copy !req
438. Huh?Copy !req
439. What's everybody's
problem?Copy !req
440. Don't get mad at me.Copy !req
441. I tried to defend you.Copy !req
442. But it's hard
to defend a liar.Copy !req
443. A liar?Copy !req
444. You "lost the tickets"?Copy !req
445. Come on.Copy !req
446. Hey, George.Copy !req
447. Thanks for sitting
with me.Copy !req
448. It's okay.Copy !req
449. We all tell white lies
sometimes.Copy !req
450. I didn't lie.Copy !req
451. But we looked all over
the whole libraryCopy !req
452. and couldn't find the tickets.Copy !req
453. Okay, look,
you don't believe me?Copy !req
454. Check my pockets.Copy !req
455. Binky.Copy !req
456. Frisk him.Copy !req
457. He's clean.Copy !req
458. Wait a minute.Copy !req
459. You want to go through
my books now?Copy !req
460. Unless you have something
to hide.Copy !req
461. No, I don't.Copy !req
462. Now when you guys see
that I don't have the tickets,Copy !req
463. I hope you'll...Copy !req
464. Oh.Copy !req
465. So that's where I put 'em.Copy !req
466. Hey, D.W.Copy !req
467. You want my
concert tickets?Copy !req
468. And have everyone hate me?Copy !req
469. No, thank you.Copy !req
470. If there's a lesson here,
I'm missing it.Copy !req
471. "Please take free tickets."Copy !req
472. Wow, I feel like I have
this huge weight off my back.Copy !req
473. No!Copy !req
474. Stay there.Copy !req
475. Stay.Copy !req
476. Stay.Copy !req
477. How did...Copy !req
478. This is impossible.Copy !req
479. Muffy's butler
dropped them off.Copy !req
480. Muffy's butler?Copy !req
481. Yeah, he said that...Copy !req
482. No, don't.Copy !req
483. I left them on a tree stump.Copy !req
484. I swear.Copy !req
485. Arthur, we know.Copy !req
486. Bailey called me.Copy !req
487. Then Muffy called us, and...Copy !req
488. Wait, back up.Copy !req
489. Bailey called you?Copy !req
490. The important thing
is we've all been talkingCopy !req
491. and we realized
we've been unfair.Copy !req
492. You won those tickets,
we didn't.Copy !req
493. And the very first thing you did
was invite all of us,Copy !req
494. and yet we never even
thanked you.Copy !req
495. We think you should just go by
yourself and enjoy the concert.Copy !req
496. Wait.Copy !req
497. I don't want
to go alone.Copy !req
498. What fun is winning somethingCopy !req
499. if a friend can't
enjoy it with you?Copy !req
500. Won't one of you
come with me?Copy !req
501. I can't believe it takes
a four-year-old girlCopy !req
502. to suggest picking straws.Copy !req
503. Wow, look at...Copy !req
504. A big wall?Copy !req
505. We can't see a thing.Copy !req
506. Well, like I always said:
I never really win anything.Copy !req
507. Ladies and gentlemen,
Static Airwaves!Copy !req
508. All right!Copy !req
509. To watch more ArthurCopy !req
510. and play games with all
the Elwood City friends,Copy !req
511. visit pbskids.org.Copy !req
512. You can find Arthur books
and lots of other books, tooCopy !req
513. at your local library.Copy !req