1. Hey!Copy !req
2. Hey!Copy !req
3. Hey!Copy !req
4. Hey!Copy !req
5. Hey, D.W.Copy !req
6. Hey!Copy !req
7. Whoa!Copy !req
8. Um...Copy !req
9. You might want to think about...Copy !req
10. Shh!Copy !req
11. I want to do it myself!Copy !req
12. Okay, okay.Copy !req
13. Sometimes I don't think
D.W. really appreciatesCopy !req
14. how easy her life is
because of me.Copy !req
15. how easy her life is
because of me.Copy !req
16. I mean, she can always come
to me for great advice.Copy !req
17. Do not fear
mosquitoes.Copy !req
18. If you blow gently
on them, they will
go away.Copy !req
19. Ow!Copy !req
20. More gently
next time.Copy !req
21. Now I shall tell you how to tie
your shoes with your mind.Copy !req
22. I constantly encourage her.Copy !req
23. Trust me, D.W.,
you can do this.Copy !req
24. That's it,
you're doing it!Copy !req
25. You're roller-skating!Copy !req
26. Uh, that was great.Copy !req
27. Now we'll work
on stopping.Copy !req
28. Now we'll work
on stopping.Copy !req
29. And when she gets
to kindergarten,Copy !req
30. everyone will respect herCopy !req
31. because she's
Arthur Read's sister.Copy !req
32. Hey, isn't that
Arthur's sister?Copy !req
33. Welcome, Arthur's sister!Copy !req
34. Best of all, I teach her
things, like checkers.Copy !req
35. D.W.:
King me!Copy !req
36. Ta-dah!Copy !req
37. Thank you, thank you!Copy !req
38. The Great Francine will now
accept your applause.Copy !req
39. Ah, yes, the first morning
of circus camp.Copy !req
40. I remember it well.Copy !req
41. Wait till you're on the trapeze,
15 feet off the ground.Copy !req
42. It's harder than flipping cereal
into your mouth.Copy !req
43. You may have been good
at circus camp, Catherine,Copy !req
44. but I'm going to rule.Copy !req
45. We'll just see about that.Copy !req
46. Yes, we will.Copy !req
47. Yes, we will.Copy !req
48. MR.
Hey, Laverne,Copy !req
49. I think we may have
two circus stars in this family.Copy !req
50. Got to run!Copy !req
51. Good luck,
squirt.Copy !req
52. Say hi to Boris
for me.Copy !req
53. Whoa!Copy !req
54. This sure beats
band camp.Copy !req
55. Greetings, young apprentices.Copy !req
56. I am Boris— tumbler,
trapeze artist, ringleaderCopy !req
57. and more importantly,Copy !req
58. your camp counselor.Copy !req
59. Arthur Read?Copy !req
60. Here.Copy !req
61. Here.Copy !req
62. Binky Barnes?Copy !req
63. That's me.Copy !req
64. And Frensky?Copy !req
65. Are you related
to Catherine Frensky?Copy !req
66. She's my sister.Copy !req
67. This is an honor.Copy !req
68. Catherine was one
of my best pupils,Copy !req
69. a real natural.Copy !req
70. Okay, let's join
the rest of the kidsCopy !req
71. on our first stop:
tumbling.Copy !req
72. Follow the feet.Copy !req
73. Let's begin with
what you already know.Copy !req
74. How about a basic cartwheel?Copy !req
75. Frensky, show them
how it's done.Copy !req
76. Ow!Copy !req
77. I-I think my hand slipped.Copy !req
78. Happens to all of us.Copy !req
79. All right, everyone, on the mat.Copy !req
80. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
81. Hey, I've never even done
one of those before.Copy !req
82. Oof!Copy !req
83. Just got to get
the right momentum.Copy !req
84. If Arthur can do it...Copy !req
85. Aah!Copy !req
86. Now, I know back flips
look scary,Copy !req
87. but you'll be in this harness
and I'll be spotting you.Copy !req
88. Let's have a volunteer.Copy !req
89. Frensky,Copy !req
90. how about you?Copy !req
91. Um, okay.Copy !req
92. Now just reach back
and bring your legs over.Copy !req
93. Now just reach back
and bring your legs over.Copy !req
94. Ow!Copy !req
95. Sorry!Copy !req
96. That's okay.Copy !req
97. Just keep your legs
together next time.Copy !req
98. Take five-minute breakCopy !req
99. while your counselor
gets an ice pack.Copy !req
100. Hey, Squirt, I found
some circus stuff for you.Copy !req
101. These gloves are great
for the trapeze.Copy !req
102. Oh, and remember
this adorable topCopy !req
103. from my tightrope
routine?Copy !req
104. Yay, Catherine!Copy !req
105. Did you see that?Copy !req
106. She's amazing!Copy !req
107. No, thanks— I don't want
your sweaty old clothes.Copy !req
108. I thought you could use
something to bring you luck.Copy !req
109. I don't need luck.Copy !req
110. I'm great at circus camp.Copy !req
111. You're better than me
at horseback ridingCopy !req
112. but you won't win this, too.Copy !req
113. You can't win
at circus, Francine.Copy !req
114. It's not a competition.Copy !req
115. Whatever.Copy !req
116. Whatever.Copy !req
117. Need a hand?Copy !req
118. Thanks.Copy !req
119. I was practicing
for hours last nightCopy !req
120. and my arms feel
like jelly,Copy !req
121. but I think I've finally
nailed tumbling.Copy !req
122. Okay, kids, who's ready to
perform on the flying trapeze?Copy !req
123. Me! Me! Me! Me!Copy !req
124. Trapeze? What happened
to somersaults and cartwheels?Copy !req
125. You'll love trapeze, Frensky.Copy !req
126. It was your sister's
best routine.Copy !req
127. It was your sister's
best routine.Copy !req
128. Why does everyone expect me
to be like Catherine?Copy !req
129. I don't evenCopy !req
130. look like her.Copy !req
131. Sure you do.Copy !req
132. What? I do not!Copy !req
133. You're right—
you're shorter.Copy !req
134. But other than that...Copy !req
135. Well, at least I don't
sound like her.Copy !req
136. Do I?Copy !req
137. Maybe just a little,
but in a good way.Copy !req
138. Just hold on to the bar
and swing across.Copy !req
139. Natatcha will catch you.Copy !req
140. Whoa...Copy !req
141. Nice try,
Francine.Copy !req
142. MR.
Hey, Franky,
how was camp?Copy !req
143. Terrific.Copy !req
144. I can't wait to see youCopy !req
145. in the final performance.Copy !req
146. We got
the invitation
today.Copy !req
147. Um, actually, Dad,
the performance
won't beCopy !req
148. a big thing this year.Copy !req
149. You don't have to come.Copy !req
150. You don't have to come.Copy !req
151. Of course we're coming.Copy !req
152. We wouldn't miss it
for the world.Copy !req
153. So, what do you think you'll do?Copy !req
154. The tightrope,
like Catherine?Copy !req
155. No, I will not do the tightrope
or the trapeze or back flipsCopy !req
156. or anything elseCopy !req
157. that
Catherine
did!Copy !req
158. Catherine, Catherine,
Catherine, Catherine.Copy !req
159. Might as well just call myself
Catherine II.Copy !req
160. That's what everyone wants.Copy !req
161. That's what everyone wants.Copy !req
162. You loved Catherine, the
greatest action hero ever known!Copy !req
163. And now, from the producers
of Catherine...Copy !req
164. it's Catherine II— Francine!Copy !req
165. Yes, it's Catherine II!Copy !req
166. She's kind of back,Copy !req
167. and she's almost as great
as the first one.Copy !req
168. Almost... sort of.Copy !req
169. If you loved Catherine,Copy !req
170. If you loved Catherine,Copy !req
171. you'll probably at least
like Catherine II.Copy !req
172. I liked the first one,Copy !req
173. but this just
didn't work for me.Copy !req
174. Yeah, sequels are
never as good.Copy !req
175. Just a sequel, huh?Copy !req
176. We'll see about that.Copy !req
177. Hello, Binky, Arthur!Copy !req
178. Francine?
What are you wearing?Copy !req
179. I am just trying
a little something new,Copy !req
180. I am just trying
a little something new,Copy !req
181. something, how you say, unique?Copy !req
182. Now I am not so much like
the Catherine, "nest blah"?Copy !req
183. Maybe, but she's nothing
like Francine either.Copy !req
184. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
185. I'm Fishface,Copy !req
186. your clowning instructor.Copy !req
187. "Clowning is a delightful
and entertaining circus art.Copy !req
188. "But make no mistake,
it's also very serious business.Copy !req
189. So pay attention."Copy !req
190. Okay, we'll start
with the unicycle.Copy !req
191. Okay, we'll start
with the unicycle.Copy !req
192. You with the beret,
what's your name?Copy !req
193. Yksnerf.Copy !req
194. Yksnerf?Copy !req
195. There's no "Yksnerf"
on the attendance sheet.Copy !req
196. There's a Frensky.Copy !req
197. That's "Yksnerf"
spelled backwards.Copy !req
198. Uh, it must be
how you say? the typo.Copy !req
199. Sounds reasonable.Copy !req
200. How about trying the unicycle?Copy !req
201. Great— another thing
for me to stink at.Copy !req
202. Okay, it's all
a matter of balance.Copy !req
203. Okay, it's all
a matter of balance.Copy !req
204. Try pedaling a little.Copy !req
205. That's it— look,
you're doing it!Copy !req
206. Whoa...!Copy !req
207. Stop!Copy !req
208. I can't!Copy !req
209. Sorry.Copy !req
210. Are you okay?Copy !req
211. Everything hurts,
but that's normal.Copy !req
212. I'm getting pretty good at this.Copy !req
213. Oof!Copy !req
214. Poor Francine.Copy !req
215. Only two days
until the performanceCopy !req
216. and she still can't do
a somersault.Copy !req
217. I really hope she doesn't
embarrass herself.Copy !req
218. Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,Copy !req
219. it has been an amazing, exciting
few weeks, and now it is time.Copy !req
220. I give you
the Elwood City Kids' Circus!Copy !req
221. I give you
the Elwood City Kids' Circus!Copy !req
222. Where's Francine?Copy !req
223. I haven't seen her at all.Copy !req
224. I don't know.Copy !req
225. The show's almost over.Copy !req
226. Whoa!Copy !req
227. Oh, no, she's going
to try juggling.Copy !req
228. I can't watch.Copy !req
229. Oof!Copy !req
230. Francine,
that wasCopy !req
231. the funniest
thing ever.Copy !req
232. You were the hit
of the show!Copy !req
233. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
234. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
235. But I owe it all to this guy.Copy !req
236. No, no, you were
a natural.Copy !req
237. When Francine told me
she was readyCopy !req
238. to take clowning
seriously, well...Copy !req
239. it just got to me.Copy !req
240. There's my girl.Copy !req
241. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
242. I, um, was never very good
at clowning myself.Copy !req
243. I think I will takeCopy !req
244. those circus clothes
you gave me.Copy !req
245. That frilly
pink shirtCopy !req
246. could be
pretty funnyCopy !req
247. in a clown
routine.Copy !req
248. It's already
so ridiculous.Copy !req
249. It is not!Copy !req
250. It is not!Copy !req
251. That shirt is
haute couture.Copy !req
252. Is that French
for "dorky-looking"?Copy !req
253. Forget it.Copy !req
254. And now...Copy !req
255. That's my sister,
and that's my brother.Copy !req
256. Sean is my older brother.Copy !req
257. I'm Sean.Copy !req
258. Tim is my twin.Copy !req
259. My name is Tim.Copy !req
260. They're both twins.Copy !req
261. They're my brothers.Copy !req
262. We're siblings.Copy !req
263. We like gymnastics.Copy !req
264. We are like Francine
and CatherineCopy !req
265. We are like Francine
and CatherineCopy !req
266. because they compete
against each otherCopy !req
267. and we compete against
each other and do our best.Copy !req
268. This is our home gym
in our garageCopy !req
269. where we have
gymnastics equipment.Copy !req
270. This is the pommel horse.Copy !req
271. This is the bar.Copy !req
272. The beamCopy !req
273. The beamCopy !req
274. is something
you try to balance onCopy !req
275. the best as you can.Copy !req
276. You can make your own beam,
like this one right here.Copy !req
277. It's made with wood and carpet.Copy !req
278. You could also getCopy !req
279. a beam that's homemade,Copy !req
280. a regular
store-bought trampoline,Copy !req
281. and you can use mattresses
to help pad.Copy !req
282. We also do sport acrobatics.Copy !req
283. We also do sport acrobatics.Copy !req
284. Sport acrobatics involves people
balancing on each otherCopy !req
285. and moves that are
very difficult.Copy !req
286. Meghan puts her hands
on Sean's knees,Copy !req
287. she puts her shoulders
on his hands.Copy !req
288. Meghan presses up to a handstand
and then does a stagCopy !req
289. and presses back down.Copy !req
290. And that's the "candlestick."Copy !req
291. If you don't have equipment,Copy !req
292. you could climb trees,Copy !req
293. and that's a lot
like gymnastics.Copy !req
294. And now...Copy !req
295. Ooh!Copy !req
296. Can I see
Wacky Zack, the Zombie King?Copy !req
297. No.Copy !req
298. Mom, it's just a comedy.Copy !req
299. Binky's mom took him and...Copy !req
300. Arthur, it's rated PG-13.Copy !req
301. You're not seeing it.Copy !req
302. But...Copy !req
303. No.Copy !req
304. No.Copy !req
305. Don't you hate hearing
the word "no" all the time?Copy !req
306. Since it's Arbor Day,
can we have class outside?Copy !req
307. No.Copy !req
308. Hmm...Copy !req
309. No.Copy !req
310. No.Copy !req
311. No!Copy !req
312. No.Copy !req
313. Daddy, how could you?Copy !req
314. Daddy, how could you?Copy !req
315. I mean, uh...Copy !req
316. not right now, Muffin.Copy !req
317. We don't have the spaceCopy !req
318. for a hippo quite yet.Copy !req
319. Sometimes, it seems like "no"Copy !req
320. is all I ever hear.Copy !req
321. D.W.:
Arthur, no!Copy !req
322. Great— now I have to make
a whole new batch of mud!Copy !req
323. That was one "no"
I wish I had heard.Copy !req
324. ?6?6?6?6?6?
One... two...Copy !req
325. Liftoff!Copy !req
326. You beat
Francine,Copy !req
327. but Buster still holds
first place.Copy !req
328. Your turn, George.Copy !req
329. Wait a second.Copy !req
330. You'll go farther
if you straighten your legsCopy !req
331. and start back here.Copy !req
332. Oh, uh, thanks.Copy !req
333. Hey, look—Copy !req
334. we're tied!Copy !req
335. Nice jumping,
George.Copy !req
336. Well, since you all seem to know
the multiplication tablesCopy !req
337. so well, this pop quiz
should be a snap.Copy !req
338. Psst, George.Copy !req
339. Got an extra pencil?Copy !req
340. Here.Copy !req
341. Here.Copy !req
342. Thanks.Copy !req
343. Aw...Copy !req
344. Four minutes left.Copy !req
345. Time's up.Copy !req
346. Put your pencils down.Copy !req
347. George, I can't
read this.Copy !req
348. It's in crayon.Copy !req
349. Don't you have a pencil?Copy !req
350. Don't you have a pencil?Copy !req
351. Um, I did, but...Copy !req
352. You should have asked for one
if you needed it.Copy !req
353. You can retake
the quiz after school.Copy !req
354. Thanks, buddy—
I owe you one.Copy !req
355. Is that the last slice?Copy !req
356. Aw... I missed
the Boston cream pie
last week, too!Copy !req
357. Oh, it's my favorite!Copy !req
358. Hi, George.Copy !req
359. Uh, hi.Copy !req
360. Uh, hi.Copy !req
361. Um, I, um...Copy !req
362. don't suppose you'd want...Copy !req
363. Oh, no, George,
really I couldn't.Copy !req
364. Are you sure?Copy !req
365. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
366. I really like...Copy !req
367. pears in syrup.Copy !req
368. Thanks, buddy—
you're the best!Copy !req
369. This isn't my coat.Copy !req
370. This isn't my coat.Copy !req
371. No, it's mine.Copy !req
372. I thought we could trade.Copy !req
373. Trade?Copy !req
374. Go ahead, try it on.Copy !req
375. It's real nylon.Copy !req
376. It's too big.Copy !req
377. No, that's the way
it's supposed to be.Copy !req
378. How does this look?Copy !req
379. Pretty good.Copy !req
380. It makes everyone look good.Copy !req
381. That's why I like it so much.Copy !req
382. Me, too.Copy !req
383. I think there's
some candyCopy !req
384. in one of
those pockets.Copy !req
385. Help yourself.Copy !req
386. Ew!Copy !req
387. Then Wacky Zack comes over
to this kid's house.Copy !req
388. His parents don't know
he's a zombie...Copy !req
389. so the kid hides him
in the bathroom,Copy !req
390. but then his Dad goes
to take a shower... Aah!Copy !req
391. Anyway, it's a really
funny movie.Copy !req
392. Um, I haven't actually seen it,
but Binky told me about it.Copy !req
393. Hey, George,
do you have the time?Copy !req
394. No!Copy !req
395. What is it
with you people?Copy !req
396. Get your
own watch!Copy !req
397. Fine, forget it.Copy !req
398. Wait.Copy !req
399. Arthur, I'm sorry!Copy !req
400. And now Buster's wearing
my jacket, too.Copy !req
401. I never wanted to trade
in the first place.Copy !req
402. I never wanted to trade
in the first place.Copy !req
403. So why
did you agree?Copy !req
404. You could have
said no.Copy !req
405. I don't know— I just didn't.Copy !req
406. You can't keep on
saying yes to Buster.Copy !req
407. What if he wants your shoes
next time?Copy !req
408. You're right,
I have to do something.Copy !req
409. But I'm really bad
at saying no.Copy !req
410. What if I lose my nerve?Copy !req
411. Maybe you could practice
with someone.Copy !req
412. Okay, so you're Buster,Copy !req
413. and you have to try to get
the juice from me. Got it?Copy !req
414. and you have to try to get
the juice from me. Got it?Copy !req
415. But I can't do Buster!Copy !req
416. Can't I be someone else?Copy !req
417. I do a mean Pinocchio.Copy !req
418. No.Copy !req
419. Well, at least
give me ears.Copy !req
420. I need my props!Copy !req
421. Ew— did you wash these?Copy !req
422. We're starting, Wally.Copy !req
423. Okay.Copy !req
424. Hey, George, can I have
that box of juice
in your hand?Copy !req
425. No, you can't.Copy !req
426. What?Copy !req
427. After all we've been through,Copy !req
428. I can't have
one measly box of juice?Copy !req
429. I can't have
one measly box of juice?Copy !req
430. I thought we were friends!Copy !req
431. I trusted
you, George!Copy !req
432. I treated you like
my own flesh and blood!Copy !req
433. Why, George, why?Copy !req
434. Okay, okay!Copy !req
435. You can have the juice!Copy !req
436. Pineapple?Copy !req
437. Yuck— I hate pineapple!Copy !req
438. Hey, that was fun!Copy !req
439. What do you want me
to take from you next?Copy !req
440. I think I'll practice alone.Copy !req
441. And I really like you, Buster.Copy !req
442. It's just that
sometimes I feelCopy !req
443. like you're taking
advantage of me,Copy !req
444. and, well,
it makes me kind of mad.Copy !req
445. Testing... testing...Copy !req
446. Hi, Buster.Copy !req
447. I want to talk to you
about something.Copy !req
448. Oh, I sound so whiny.Copy !req
449. Hey, George!Copy !req
450. What are you doing?Copy !req
451. Um... nothing.Copy !req
452. Um... nothing.Copy !req
453. Nice tape recorder.Copy !req
454. Can I see?Copy !req
455. Ha-ha— this is
pretty cool.Copy !req
456. Could I borrow it
sometime?Copy !req
457. Buster...!Copy !req
458. Sure, take it.Copy !req
459. Right now?Copy !req
460. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
461. Hey, you want to
go to Muffy's?Copy !req
462. She just got "Virtual
Goose" version 29.2.Copy !req
463. No, thanks.Copy !req
464. No, thanks.Copy !req
465. It's hopeless, Wally.Copy !req
466. I'll probably wind up
giving Buster everything I own.Copy !req
467. Thanks, buddy— you're the best!Copy !req
468. The kid with the ears
told me to give you the bill.Copy !req
469. Everything?Copy !req
470. What about me?Copy !req
471. I guess he'll probably
take you, too.Copy !req
472. Hi, Mr. Molina.Copy !req
473. Want your rain gutters
cleaned for five dollars?Copy !req
474. Want your rain gutters
cleaned for five dollars?Copy !req
475. Hey, where's
Wally?Copy !req
476. I thought
you had him now.Copy !req
477. Huh?Copy !req
478. Huh?Copy !req
479. I don't know.Copy !req
480. Oh, well, he'll turn up.Copy !req
481. Hey!Copy !req
482. And I thought
D.W. was bad!Copy !req
483. Hi, Mrs. Nordgren.Copy !req
484. Is George home?Copy !req
485. He's here!Copy !req
486. Did he see us?Copy !req
487. I don't know.Copy !req
488. Thanks, Mrs. Nordgren.Copy !req
489. Thanks, Mrs. Nordgren.Copy !req
490. He's got the backpack!Copy !req
491. He's coming
for me!Copy !req
492. We'll go out the window!Copy !req
493. I don't think that's
such a great idea.Copy !req
494. It's a long way down.Copy !req
495. George?Copy !req
496. Go away!Copy !req
497. There's no one here!Copy !req
498. Aw, come on, George.Copy !req
499. Please open up.Copy !req
500. I just want
to talk to you.Copy !req
501. Here.Copy !req
502. Try not
to lose him.Copy !req
503. I don't want your dummy.Copy !req
504. I came to give you
your stuff back.Copy !req
505. Here's your jacket, the pencil
I borrowed the other dayCopy !req
506. and your tape recorder.Copy !req
507. Press play.Copy !req
508. Hi, George.Copy !req
509. I'm sorry I kind of made you
lend me all this stuff.Copy !req
510. I didn't mean to.Copy !req
511. If I knew how it made you feel,Copy !req
512. I wouldn't have done it.Copy !req
513. Anyway, thanks
for being a good friend.Copy !req
514. Anyway, thanks
for being a good friend.Copy !req
515. Thought I recorded
over that part.Copy !req
516. You heard me on the tape?Copy !req
517. Yeah.Copy !req
518. Anyway,
no hard feelings?Copy !req
519. Oh, and could I
ask a favor?Copy !req
520. W-what is it?Copy !req
521. W-what is it?Copy !req
522. Next time,
if something's bothering you,Copy !req
523. could you just tell me?Copy !req
524. It'll save us both
a lot of time.Copy !req
525. Sure.Copy !req
526. You still want to go
to Muffy's?Copy !req
527. Yeah!Copy !req
528. Okay, I'll meet you
downstairs.Copy !req
529. He's not such a bad guy.Copy !req
530. Now that he's brought
your jacket back,Copy !req
531. can I borrow it?Copy !req
532. No.Copy !req
533. How about
the tape recorder?Copy !req
534. Uh-uh.Copy !req
535. The pencil?Copy !req
536. I could use something
to clean my ears.Copy !req
537. Good night, Wally.Copy !req
538. Hey!Copy !req
539. Hey!Copy !req
540. Hey!Copy !req