1. Hey!Copy !req
2. Hey!Copy !req
3. Hey!Copy !req
4. Hey!Copy !req
5. Hey, D.W.Copy !req
6. Hey!Copy !req
7. Whoa!Copy !req
8. Is it a toy?Copy !req
9. Is it a pet?Copy !req
10. Is it an alien?Copy !req
11. No, It's my Woogle.Copy !req
12. ♪ Oh, they bounce like a ballCopy !req
13. Can I have a hug, pretty please?Copy !req
14. Woogles come in every color
of the rainbow.Copy !req
15. And then some.Copy !req
16. So collect them all.Copy !req
17. Take me home today.Copy !req
18. Ha! "Woogles."Copy !req
19. Who would ever buy
something so dumb?Copy !req
20. Hey, Buster.Copy !req
21. Buster?Copy !req
22. Oh, brother.Copy !req
23. Yahoo!Copy !req
24. I can't believe
you bought one
of those things.Copy !req
25. They're so dorky.Copy !req
26. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
27. But I really
like it anyway.Copy !req
28. Why?Copy !req
29. I don't know.Copy !req
30. His name's Bilbo.Copy !req
31. You got Bilbo?Copy !req
32. That's the only WoogleCopy !req
33. I didn't get.Copy !req
34. Say hello
to Snuffles.Copy !req
35. Hi, Snuffles.Copy !req
36. This is a joke, right?Copy !req
37. You guys don't really thinkCopy !req
38. those things
are cool, do you?Copy !req
39. Come on, Buster.Copy !req
40. He just
doesn't get it.Copy !req
41. Does your Woogle like
to sit under lamps?Copy !req
42. Mine does, but
I was worriedCopy !req
43. about him melting...Copy !req
44. Huh?Copy !req
45. You won't believe what
Buster and Muffy...Copy !req
46. You should have seen
your expressionCopy !req
47. when you sat on Archie.Copy !req
48. Archie?Copy !req
49. You mean you
bought one, too?Copy !req
50. Sure, why not?Copy !req
51. It was worth it
for that gag alone.Copy !req
52. Arthur—Copy !req
53. You look so...
Woogle-less.Copy !req
54. I got two Archies.Copy !req
55. Have one— here.Copy !req
56. No, no, thanks.Copy !req
57. I don't need one
of those dumb things.Copy !req
58. If you don't want it, okay,
it's a free countryCopy !req
59. but don't take it
out on my Woogle.Copy !req
60. Did that mean boy hurt
Archie's feelings?Copy !req
61. Hey, Brain.Copy !req
62. I'm glad I'm
not the only oneCopy !req
63. who's not playing
with a Woogle.Copy !req
64. Why are kids so
into those things?Copy !req
65. It's a fad— a popular fashionCopy !req
66. that briefly captures
the imagination of a community.Copy !req
67. What?Copy !req
68. Maybe Tiny Einy
can explain it better.Copy !req
69. Fun equals you times me squared.Copy !req
70. Woogles... why...?Copy !req
71. Let's make this
a great class picture.Copy !req
72. Big smiles.Copy !req
73. Wait a second.Copy !req
74. Where's your Woogle?Copy !req
75. Yeah, you, bow tie.Copy !req
76. Um... uh...Copy !req
77. I don't have one.Copy !req
78. Oh, this is a disaster.Copy !req
79. Let me think, let me think...Copy !req
80. Aha!Copy !req
81. You sure I don't look doofy?Copy !req
82. No, kid, you look great.Copy !req
83. No one will notice
the difference.Copy !req
84. After that, everyone called me
Broccoli-Head.Copy !req
85. Father, do you mean you don't
have a Woogle to give me?Copy !req
86. Every other kid in my school
has their parents' old Woogle.Copy !req
87. No, I don't
have one, sorry.Copy !req
88. It can't be true.Copy !req
89. Oh, the shame.Copy !req
90. I only hope
there areCopy !req
91. some kind grown-upsCopy !req
92. with extra Woogles
who will take us in.Copy !req
93. Broccoli-Head, Broccoli-HeadCopy !req
94. Broccoli-Head, Broccoli-Head,
no-Woogle-Broccoli-HeadCopy !req
95. Broccoli-Head, Broccoli-Head...Copy !req
96. No!Copy !req
97. No! No! No!Copy !req
98. No... no... not Broccoli-Head.Copy !req
99. Whoa.Copy !req
100. Sold out?Copy !req
101. There was a huge box of them
yesterday.Copy !req
102. Yup, they went
like hot cakes.Copy !req
103. "No Woogles."Copy !req
104. "Sold out."Copy !req
105. "No more you-know-whats."Copy !req
106. Muffy...Copy !req
107. There isn't a Woogle left
in any store in town.Copy !req
108. You have a lot.Copy !req
109. Can I buy one, please?Copy !req
110. Sure— I have
four "Gogoes."Copy !req
111. You can
have one cheap.Copy !req
112. That'll be $27.Copy !req
113. You said cheap.Copy !req
114. That is cheap according to the
official Woogle price guide.Copy !req
115. I only have five dollars.Copy !req
116. Then you don't
have a Woogle.Copy !req
117. Hey!Copy !req
118. I'll take one! I'll take one!Copy !req
119. Poogles?Copy !req
120. Eew.Copy !req
121. Hi, guys.Copy !req
122. Mind if we join you?Copy !req
123. What's that?Copy !req
124. It's my Woogle.Copy !req
125. His name is...Copy !req
126. Charles.Copy !req
127. Charles?Copy !req
128. I don't think so.Copy !req
129. Okay, I don't know his name.Copy !req
130. But it's
a WoogleCopy !req
131. So I can
play, right?Copy !req
132. Arthur, Woogles stretch
like a snake.Copy !req
133. And they shimmy and shake.Copy !req
134. And they bounceCopy !req
135. like a ball.Copy !req
136. And they say
something cuteCopy !req
137. when you give
them a squeeze.Copy !req
138. I wuv you.Copy !req
139. Hey, Arthur, you bought
one of those Poogles?Copy !req
140. Poogles?
Poogles?Copy !req
141. I knew it was a
Poogle all along.Copy !req
142. I meant to buy a Poogle.Copy !req
143. Everyone has one but meCopy !req
144. and I don't knowCopy !req
145. I just feel
really left out.Copy !req
146. That's how fads work.Copy !req
147. Everyone just
has to have it nowCopy !req
148. but soon no one
will even care.Copy !req
149. But it's not
soon now.Copy !req
150. It's now nowCopy !req
151. and everybody cares... a lot.Copy !req
152. I wish I could help.Copy !req
153. I remember
when your father...Copy !req
154. Wait a minute!Copy !req
155. I bet I still have it.Copy !req
156. Have what?Copy !req
157. Rocky.Copy !req
158. Your father's pet rock.Copy !req
159. They were all the rage
20 years ago.Copy !req
160. Here, you can have it.Copy !req
161. Binky.Copy !req
162. I can't let him
see me with this.Copy !req
163. He'll laugh at me.Copy !req
164. Hey, Arthur, what's
in the cage?Copy !req
165. Has your Poogle
been bad?Copy !req
166. It's not a Poogle.Copy !req
167. It's a pet rock.Copy !req
168. What's it do?Copy !req
169. Um...Copy !req
170. It rocks.Copy !req
171. Get it?Copy !req
172. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
173. Poor Arthur—
not having a WoogleCopy !req
174. has messed him
up bad.Copy !req
175. Hey, Arthur.Copy !req
176. Cool rock.Copy !req
177. and after schoolCopy !req
178. you'll get to visit Muffy
and all her Woogle pals.Copy !req
179. We can sit
by the pool.Copy !req
180. Won't that be fun?Copy !req
181. Oh, hi, Buster.Copy !req
182. I'm going to talk
to Arthur for a secCopy !req
183. Okay, Bilbo?Copy !req
184. Bilbo says hi.Copy !req
185. I was wondering,
do you think it's possibleCopy !req
186. that Woogles aren't
good for you?Copy !req
187. What do you mean?Copy !req
188. Well, you spend
all your time with it.Copy !req
189. We haven't played
hockey in days.Copy !req
190. It's just Woogle,
Woogle, WoogleCopy !req
191. day and nightCopy !req
192. like you can't
help yourself.Copy !req
193. I can help myself.Copy !req
194. I don't need it.Copy !req
195. I could get rid
of it at any time
and not care.Copy !req
196. Are you sure?Copy !req
197. Let go.Copy !req
198. It's mine.Copy !req
199. You put it in the trash.Copy !req
200. It doesn't count.Copy !req
201. You tricked me.Copy !req
202. Whoa!Copy !req
203. Poor Bilbo.Copy !req
204. Can I just see it
for two seconds?Copy !req
205. I've never even held one.Copy !req
206. All right.Copy !req
207. Just two seconds.Copy !req
208. One, two.Copy !req
209. Time's up.Copy !req
210. What did you think?Copy !req
211. It wasn't so great.Copy !req
212. Can I have it
another two seconds?Copy !req
213. Nope.Copy !req
214. How about one?Copy !req
215. Uh-uh.Copy !req
216. Can I sit with you?Copy !req
217. You're the only oneCopy !req
218. who doesn't have
one of those dopey toys.Copy !req
219. Yeah, those things are so dorky,
you couldn't pay me to have one.Copy !req
220. Hey, Binky.Copy !req
221. I finally got another
chartreuse Woogle.Copy !req
222. Enjoy.Copy !req
223. It burps!Copy !req
224. Check it out!Copy !req
225. Have no fear, Bionic Bunny
is here.Copy !req
226. Keeping the world safe
from... from...Copy !req
227. There's nobody left
to play bad guy.Copy !req
228. Arthur, you're sitting
all by yourself.Copy !req
229. I have an extra Archie.Copy !req
230. Take it and come
play with us.Copy !req
231. Gee, thanks.Copy !req
232. But first, you have to admit
you were wrongCopy !req
233. and that you always wanted one.Copy !req
234. What?Copy !req
235. Just say it.Copy !req
236. Say, "I always loved Woogles,"
and it's yours.Copy !req
237. Okay, I've always loved...Copy !req
238. No, I can't say that...
but, okay, okay...Copy !req
239. No! I still think
they're dweeby.Copy !req
240. I don't even know why
I want one.Copy !req
241. I bet...Copy !req
242. I bet even this is
more fun than a woogle.Copy !req
243. Like anybody could think
that old cap is more funCopy !req
244. than a lovable Woogle.Copy !req
245. Hey, cool!Copy !req
246. Wow, where'd you get that?
I want one.Copy !req
247. Here, Arthur.Copy !req
248. This is for doing
so wellCopy !req
249. on your report card.Copy !req
250. Gee, Grandma, thanks, but...Copy !req
251. You were right about
these just being a fad.Copy !req
252. Now it's juice caps.Copy !req
253. They're really fun.Copy !req
254. And now a word from us kids!Copy !req
255. Hi, I'm Kathy.Copy !req
256. This is my class.Copy !req
257. We designed and made
our own toys and games.Copy !req
258. Pom-pom bugs.Copy !req
259. This is a spider.Copy !req
260. And its name
is Spot.Copy !req
261. Because it
has a big spot
on its back.Copy !req
262. This is their homeCopy !req
263. and it's like sort of
like an apartment house.Copy !req
264. Tim the Tennis Ball Head.Copy !req
265. My name is
Tim the Tennis Ball Head.Copy !req
266. I cut open his mouth
so he can talk.Copy !req
267. Your head is
nothing but hollow,
da-da-da-da.Copy !req
268. We invented pencil people.Copy !req
269. We made them with clay.Copy !req
270. Elastic ball.Copy !req
271. It bounces.Copy !req
272. We made it with rubber bands.Copy !req
273. You can definitely bounce it.Copy !req
274. Tennis ball animals.Copy !req
275. This one can spin.Copy !req
276. This one
can bounce.Copy !req
277. Space station claw
with pipe cleaner people.Copy !req
278. This is basically a space
station made from paper plates.Copy !req
279. These are two people
from the space station.Copy !req
280. The XL Thruster '98.Copy !req
281. the Interstar.Copy !req
282. This is a game called
"Flying Saucer Knockout"Copy !req
283. and we try to knock the cans
down with our flying saucersCopy !req
284. that we made
out of paper plates.Copy !req
285. Here are different ways
to set up the cans.Copy !req
286. And now, back to Arthur!Copy !req
287. Oh, hello,
are you looking for Arthur?Copy !req
288. Arthur!Copy !req
289. He must be doing his homework.Copy !req
290. I'm working
On my latest creation.Copy !req
291. It's bold, risky.Copy !req
292. No other chef has dared to
combine what I have combined—Copy !req
293. cinnamon toast souffle!Copy !req
294. The only problem is getting
them out of the toaster.Copy !req
295. Hmm, like all great inventors—Copy !req
296. Galileo, the Wright brothers—Copy !req
297. I'm used to setbacks.Copy !req
298. I'm also used to my experiments
being misunderstood.Copy !req
299. For dessert...
chunky pudding balls!Copy !req
300. Ugh! Ugh!Copy !req
301. Anyone for cranberry
prune crumble?Copy !req
302. I don't like broken food.Copy !req
303. Shouldn't you encourage us
to snack on vegetables?Copy !req
304. Oh, it's delicious!Copy !req
305. Ugh! Ugh!Copy !req
306. Oh, well, if Da Vinci
could deal with it, so can I.Copy !req
307. Oh, Arthur, just in time.Copy !req
308. I need someone to taste this.Copy !req
309. Arthur?Copy !req
310. And so in 1609Copy !req
311. Galileo built the first
astronomical telescope.Copy !req
312. Tomorrow is the birthday
of this great Italian scientist.Copy !req
313. We'll celebrate by studying
his theory of the solar system.Copy !req
314. If it's his birthday, we should
have a birthday party!Copy !req
315. That would help
us learn better.Copy !req
316. And every birthday party
needs cake and ice cream.Copy !req
317. Cake?Copy !req
318. To celebrate someone's birthday
and not have cakeCopy !req
319. Seems... disrespectful.Copy !req
320. We can't disrespect Galileo!Copy !req
321. All right,
a birthday party it is.Copy !req
322. My mom can
make ice cream.Copy !req
323. My mom can make cookies.Copy !req
324. Excellent— my treat to you isCopy !req
325. I'm cutting five questions
off your quiz about Galileo.Copy !req
326. I wish he was giving us
peanut brittle instead.Copy !req
327. We're having
a class party tomorrow.Copy !req
328. I said you'd bake cookies.Copy !req
329. Oh, honey, I have
three deadlinesCopy !req
330. I'm trying to meet.Copy !req
331. Did someone
mention baking?Copy !req
332. No.Copy !req
333. I'll bake something.Copy !req
334. You're not going to make
anything... weird, are you?Copy !req
335. When have I ever
made anything weird?Copy !req
336. Got to check
my turnip muffins.Copy !req
337. Don't worry, Arthur.Copy !req
338. Your dad will come upCopy !req
339. with something
very unique.Copy !req
340. That's what
I'm afraid of.Copy !req
341. And here it is!Copy !req
342. W-what is it?Copy !req
343. Honey cake in the shape
of the Leaning Tower of Pisa!Copy !req
344. Galileo, Italy— get it?Copy !req
345. But I said I'd bring cookies,
not a whole tower of pizza!Copy !req
346. Arthur!Copy !req
347. It's nice,
Dad, thanks.Copy !req
348. What is it?Copy !req
349. It seems to be glorifying
poor architecture.Copy !req
350. Finally— something
I don't want to eat.Copy !req
351. I give this cake
and its owner a "D."Copy !req
352. "D" for disgusting!Copy !req
353. Your mom's ice cream
is great, Brain!Copy !req
354. Yeah— weren't you bringing
something, Arthur?Copy !req
355. Oh, my.Copy !req
356. I've never seen
anything like this.Copy !req
357. What is it?Copy !req
358. "D" for disgusting!Copy !req
359. This is delicious!Copy !req
360. Huh?Copy !req
361. Mmm! Who brought
this cake?Copy !req
362. I did!Copy !req
363. My dad made it.Copy !req
364. I want some!Copy !req
365. Is there a party?Copy !req
366. Try the cake Arthur's
father made.Copy !req
367. Oh, yummy! I'd love a cake
like this to serve my classCopy !req
368. after our sing-along.Copy !req
369. My dad can make it, no problem!Copy !req
370. Oh, Arthur,
you're a sweetheart!Copy !req
371. Everyone loved it!Copy !req
372. I brought the most
popular dessert.Copy !req
373. That's great, Arthur.Copy !req
374. I told Miss Sweetwater
you'd make oneCopy !req
375. for her class sing-along.Copy !req
376. That's
wonderful... what?Copy !req
377. Why didn't
I get cake?Copy !req
378. I'm in school, too!Copy !req
379. Giving some students
cake and not othersCopy !req
380. is against the law!Copy !req
381. If you want a cake
for your school, D.W.Copy !req
382. I'll make you one.Copy !req
383. I'm a hit!Copy !req
384. Ooh! Wow!Copy !req
385. This beautiful cake was brought
to us by Arthur ReadCopy !req
386. in Mr. Ratburn's class!Copy !req
387. Thank you!Copy !req
388. I have an important
note to deliver.Copy !req
389. Be right back.Copy !req
390. Arthur, what are you doing?Copy !req
391. Er...Copy !req
392. I thought you might want to see
the spring reading list...Copy !req
393. Oh, are you having cake?Copy !req
394. Please, join us!Copy !req
395. Mmm!Copy !req
396. Everyone wants
my cake.Copy !req
397. Hey, what else do we do around
here that needs cake?Copy !req
398. Dad, you can make dessertCopy !req
399. for our band recital
tomorrow, can't you?Copy !req
400. Another dessert?Copy !req
401. Performing is hard;
we need the kind of energyCopy !req
402. you can only get from sugar.Copy !req
403. I have tons of orders
to fill today.Copy !req
404. Please— everyone
wants your desserts.Copy !req
405. You're more popular
than Bionic Bunny!Copy !req
406. Really?Copy !req
407. Well, then...Copy !req
408. there are 20 of us in the band.Copy !req
409. That's probably one cake.Copy !req
410. And maybe two more
for the audience?Copy !req
411. Thanks, dad!Copy !req
412. Audience!Copy !req
413. He's getting a bit carried away.Copy !req
414. I suppose... it's just thatCopy !req
415. a couple of days ago,
I couldn't even get himCopy !req
416. to take one bite
of my chocolate-dipped ham.Copy !req
417. Now... it's only
a few more desserts.Copy !req
418. I can handle that... I guess.Copy !req
419. Arthur's three cakes and
the Elks Club beef stroganoffCopy !req
420. and raspberry jelly rolls.Copy !req
421. Ugh!Copy !req
422. Beef roll and raspberry
stroganoff... great.Copy !req
423. Mmm.Copy !req
424. This is the best dessert ever...Copy !req
425. or since Monday, at least.Copy !req
426. I just wanted
to drop offCopy !req
427. the spring class list...Copy !req
428. Oh, are you having cake?Copy !req
429. Your desserts have made you
the most popular kid in school.Copy !req
430. Hi, how are you doing?Copy !req
431. Good to see you.Copy !req
432. Excuse me, I'm really busy.Copy !req
433. I've got to go.Copy !req
434. Catch you later!Copy !req
435. You've got a birthday
coming up?Copy !req
436. Cake? No problem.Copy !req
437. Oh, please.Copy !req
438. When your mom
puts togetherCopy !req
439. the next bake sale,
have her call me.Copy !req
440. Got a little
carried awayCopy !req
441. with the
rocky-road mix.Copy !req
442. I'd hate the surplus
to go to waste.Copy !req
443. You can bring your extra
ice cream here anytime.Copy !req
444. Even if it's just
one tablespoon...Copy !req
445. one teaspoon.Copy !req
446. Even one molecule...Copy !req
447. What?Copy !req
448. Ice cream isCopy !req
449. the best dessert
ever discovered!Copy !req
450. Oh, no!Copy !req
451. Uh-oh!Copy !req
452. Is Dad
in the house?Copy !req
453. Why? What's wrong?Copy !req
454. I need desserts, fast!Copy !req
455. Brain's moving in
on my dessert turf!Copy !req
456. Arthur, you can't keep
asking your fatherCopy !req
457. to make desserts
for you.Copy !req
458. Why? Dad loves it.Copy !req
459. He said so.Copy !req
460. He's been working really hard.Copy !req
461. He wants to do
all these things for youCopy !req
462. but is it fair
to ask him to doCopy !req
463. so much extra work?Copy !req
464. No— I'll wait a whileCopy !req
465. before I ask him to make
any more desserts.Copy !req
466. I've waited an hour and a half;
that should be long enough.Copy !req
467. Four cakes, six pies
and a sacher torte.Copy !req
468. That'll stop old Brain's
ice cream dead in its tracks.Copy !req
469. You said the food for our party
would be ready at 4:00.Copy !req
470. It's 4:00—
I don't see any food.Copy !req
471. I'm running a little
behind schedule, Ed.Copy !req
472. I had a special
cake order to do
last night.Copy !req
473. I'll have
everything doneCopy !req
474. in two hours,
I promise.Copy !req
475. I hope so.Copy !req
476. Otherwise, I'll have to take
my business elsewhere.Copy !req
477. D.W.:
What's wrong?Copy !req
478. Dad got behind
in his work
doing my cakesCopy !req
479. And now
Mr. Crosswire's mad.Copy !req
480. Dad might lose
his business.Copy !req
481. Lose his business!Copy !req
482. We'll have
no money!Copy !req
483. We'll end up
on the street!Copy !req
484. Mr. Crosswire's business,
not Dad's catering business!Copy !req
485. We'll have almost no money!Copy !req
486. Our furniture will be
on the street!Copy !req
487. What will I do?Copy !req
488. I need these desserts.Copy !req
489. Throw it away!Copy !req
490. Your crazy demands
will destroy us!Copy !req
491. Give it back!Copy !req
492. What's going on?Copy !req
493. Arthur ruined your business!Copy !req
494. Put him on the street first!Copy !req
495. I was just using your desserts
to make everyone like me.Copy !req
496. I'm sorry I made you
get behind in your work.Copy !req
497. You know I'll do anything
to help you if I can.Copy !req
498. But I'd prefer
if you ask me, not tell me.Copy !req
499. That's how a family works;Copy !req
500. we cooperate
with each other, right?Copy !req
501. You're right, Dad.Copy !req
502. I wish there was a wayCopy !req
503. I could make it up to you.Copy !req
504. Well, actually, I could
use a hand right now.Copy !req
505. Do you have time to help me?Copy !req
506. Sure!Copy !req
507. Me, too, even though this isCopy !req
508. all Arthur's fault!Copy !req
509. All done!Copy !req
510. I never knew cooking
was such hard work.Copy !req
511. Thanks to you, I could make
a second cake for us.Copy !req
512. Arthur, I thought I'd better
bring you the spring reading...Copy !req
513. Oh, are you having cake?Copy !req
514. Oh, brother.Copy !req
515. Brownie cake!Copy !req