1. Hey!Copy !req
2. Hey!Copy !req
3. Hey!Copy !req
4. Hey!Copy !req
5. Hey, D.W.Copy !req
6. Hey!Copy !req
7. Whoa!Copy !req
8. I made a purse
for small change.Copy !req
9. See, you open it
and close it with this string.Copy !req
10. And there's a pocket
on the outside for credit cards.Copy !req
11. It's a holder for paper napkins.Copy !req
12. This was a napkin holder.Copy !req
13. Now it's a coatrack.Copy !req
14. This is, um...Copy !req
15. a block of wood
with two nails in it.Copy !req
16. I, um... This is my...Copy !req
17. what I've been working on.Copy !req
18. You made that
in arts and crafts?Copy !req
19. Of course, my dad
helped me a little at home.Copy !req
20. Helped?Copy !req
21. He practically did
the whole thing!Copy !req
22. Hey, aren't you
going to introduce meCopy !req
23. to your friends?Copy !req
24. Whoa!Copy !req
25. I didn't seeCopy !req
26. George's mouth
move at all!Copy !req
27. That's creepy.Copy !req
28. I love it!Copy !req
29. Everybody, this is Wally.Copy !req
30. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
31. You'll have to
excuse George here.Copy !req
32. I may be a dummyCopy !req
33. but he's got
no manners.Copy !req
34. Hey, what did the banana
say to the elephant?Copy !req
35. Nothing.Copy !req
36. Bananas don't talk.Copy !req
37. Here's another one.Copy !req
38. On which side of a cat
do you find the most fur?Copy !req
39. The outside.Copy !req
40. Yay!Copy !req
41. George!Copy !req
42. I have never laughed
so hard in school.Copy !req
43. Yeah, that was great, George.Copy !req
44. Why are you
giving himCopy !req
45. the credit?Copy !req
46. I did all the talking.Copy !req
47. Well, I got to go.Copy !req
48. This stiff neck is killing me.Copy !req
49. Stiff... neck...Copy !req
50. How come we don't hang outCopy !req
51. with George?Copy !req
52. He's hysterical!Copy !req
53. He's always
been aroundCopy !req
54. but I don't
know him very well.Copy !req
55. I remember him
back in kindergarten.Copy !req
56. I was just about to drink
my fresh mango juice when...Copy !req
57. And I didn't get
a chance to thank him.Copy !req
58. I think
I hugged him once.Copy !req
59. Huh?Copy !req
60. It was in the soccer
championshipCopy !req
61. against Mighty Mountain.Copy !req
62. The score was tied.Copy !req
63. There was only a minute
left in the game.Copy !req
64. You did it!Copy !req
65. You saved the game.Copy !req
66. Weird, isn't it?Copy !req
67. How can you know all
this stuff about someoneCopy !req
68. but not really know them?Copy !req
69. It is weird.Copy !req
70. You don't think
he's a spyCopy !req
71. from a hostile
alien nation, do you?Copy !req
72. Buster!Copy !req
73. Not everyone who's
quiet is an alien.Copy !req
74. You're right.Copy !req
75. I bet there are
some loud ones, too.Copy !req
76. Hey, what's
for lunch, guys?Copy !req
77. Any wood
polish there?Copy !req
78. Whoa!Copy !req
79. If that's home cooking,
I'm checking into a hotel.Copy !req
80. Hey, I bet you
can't talk and eatCopy !req
81. at the same time.Copy !req
82. Sure I can!Copy !req
83. I'm eating,
I'm talking, I'm eating.Copy !req
84. Blah, blah, blah, blah...Copy !req
85. Oh, no!Copy !req
86. Holy cow!Copy !req
87. What a hit!Copy !req
88. Yes, sir,
that's out of the park.Copy !req
89. That's heading right this way!Copy !req
90. All right, George!Copy !req
91. Hey, I think I chipped a tooth.Copy !req
92. Is there a dentist in the house,
or a carpenter?Copy !req
93. Yes, sir,
out of the jaws of defeatCopy !req
94. and into the jaws of a giraffe.Copy !req
95. You know, victory tastes
a lot like shoe leather.Copy !req
96. Come on, George,
how do you do it?Copy !req
97. Teach us how to be
ventriloquists.Copy !req
98. Well, first you got to get
a funny-looking dummy.Copy !req
99. How's this?Copy !req
100. That's not funny.Copy !req
101. Rabbits are funnyCopy !req
102. Aardvarks are funny.Copy !req
103. Mooses are not funny.Copy !req
104. Topocketa,
pocketa!Copy !req
105. How do you know when
there's an elephantCopy !req
106. in your
refrigerator?Copy !req
107. There's footprints
in the peanut butter.Copy !req
108. I'll just grin and bear it.Copy !req
109. A car?Copy !req
110. That's not a dummy.Copy !req
111. That's just dumb.Copy !req
112. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
113. Hey, come on, Binky,
let go of Arty.Copy !req
114. He'll tear.Copy !req
115. Hello.Copy !req
116. I'm Princess Philomena.Copy !req
117. Hip-hip, cheerio!Copy !req
118. Wow, you're really
good at this.Copy !req
119. You hardly moved your lips.Copy !req
120. I didn't;
it's a recording.Copy !req
121. See, there's
a tape in the back.Copy !req
122. Hi, guys,
the name's Socko.Copy !req
123. Ew!
Ew!Copy !req
124. Change his name
to Stinko!Copy !req
125. You like that.Copy !req
126. I know how you like to be
petted, because I have fur, too.Copy !req
127. Tuna casserole? Ew!Copy !req
128. Hey, I've got a great idea.Copy !req
129. Why don't we start
with dessert tonight?Copy !req
130. I've got a better idea.Copy !req
131. Why don't we put
Arty away during dinner?Copy !req
132. Hey, it's dark!Copy !req
133. Who turned out the lights?Copy !req
134. Is it bedtime already?Copy !req
135. It sure gets dark
this time of year.Copy !req
136. D.W.!Copy !req
137. D.W., what did
you do with Arty?Copy !req
138. You took him.Copy !req
139. Did not!Copy !req
140. Now you know what it feels like.Copy !req
141. Maybe you left him
with my snowball.Copy !req
142. Arty couldn't have just
gotten up and walked away.Copy !req
143. Hmm...Copy !req
144. Hey, Arthur.Copy !req
145. Look what happened
to Socko.Copy !req
146. My mom washed him.Copy !req
147. Yeah, I think Pal
buried Arty somewhere.Copy !req
148. But he was getting
kind of boring.Copy !req
149. Hip, hip, cheerio.Copy !req
150. It's broken.Copy !req
151. I can't get it to stop.Copy !req
152. Oh, forget it!Copy !req
153. Cheerio, cheerio...Copy !req
154. Actually,
she was beginning
to drive me crazy.Copy !req
155. Morning,
ladies and germs!Copy !req
156. Ew!Copy !req
157. Gee, George, Wally's lookingCopy !req
158. a little beat-up.Copy !req
159. You should stop playing with himCopy !req
160. for a while.Copy !req
161. I'm fine—
never felt better.Copy !req
162. Fern invited me
to a poetry reading tomorrow.Copy !req
163. Guess I'm a poet
and I didn't even know it.Copy !req
164. So are my feet.Copy !req
165. They're Longfellows.Copy !req
166. Get it— long fellows?Copy !req
167. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck...Copy !req
168. Um, that's great, George...
or Wally.Copy !req
169. Whoever.Copy !req
170. A bit of green
to brighten the scene.Copy !req
171. I've heard it said
that apples are red.Copy !req
172. How about some orange to...Copy !req
173. Orange, orange...Copy !req
174. Has anybody
told GeorgeCopy !req
175. that this isn't
poetry class?Copy !req
176. Yeah, I can't
concentrate.Copy !req
177. My bananas are starting
to look like giraffes.Copy !req
178. Orange, sorange...Copy !req
179. George, you might
as well stopCopy !req
180. because there is
no rhyme for "orange."Copy !req
181. Oh, well, then I'll use yellow.Copy !req
182. Thank you, my good fellow.Copy !req
183. Five times 12.Copy !req
184. The answer?Copy !req
185. Yes, George?Copy !req
186. Fifty.Copy !req
187. No, that's not correct.Copy !req
188. Oh, well, what did you expect?Copy !req
189. I'm a dummy.Copy !req
190. What's he doing?Copy !req
191. Ratburn's going to destroy him.Copy !req
192. Poor Wally.Copy !req
193. I mean, poor George.Copy !req
194. George, please
see me after class.Copy !req
195. You're attached
to that puppet, but...Copy !req
196. He can't bring the dummy
into class anymore.Copy !req
197. Thank you, Mr. Ratburn.Copy !req
198. I like George, but Wally
was getting on my nerves.Copy !req
199. How did
it go,
George?Copy !req
200. Ratburn probably told youCopy !req
201. not to bring the dummy
to class, right?Copy !req
202. That's okay, George,
because we still...Copy !req
203. can have lunch
together every day.Copy !req
204. You know,
that Mr. Ratburn's
one to talk.Copy !req
205. He's got about
a hundred marionettesCopy !req
206. but I bet they can't do this!Copy !req
207. Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!Copy !req
208. Whoo, whoo, whoo,
whoo, whoo!Copy !req
209. And in the roomCopy !req
210. the children
come and goCopy !req
211. talking of milk
and Oreos.Copy !req
212. Thank you.Copy !req
213. Next will be a poem called
"The Bowl of Fruit"Copy !req
214. read by George.Copy !req
215. George, it's your... huh?Copy !req
216. Hey, George, how's it going?Copy !req
217. Uh, sorry, Arthur, can't talk.Copy !req
218. George, what
happened to Wally?Copy !req
219. Oh, uh... I guess I just
lost my head in there.Copy !req
220. It's no use.Copy !req
221. It'll take forever to fix me.Copy !req
222. We'll never be invited
to a poetry reading again.Copy !req
223. Maybe you could read
your poem without Wally.Copy !req
224. What? No one wants
to listen to him.Copy !req
225. Well, I do,
and I never get
to talk to him.Copy !req
226. It always has
to be through Wally.Copy !req
227. But no one paid attention
to GeorgeCopy !req
228. before I came along.Copy !req
229. He was just that shy,
goofy kid with the big hornsCopy !req
230. always getting his head
stuck in his locker.Copy !req
231. Or knocking coats off the rack.Copy !req
232. I never noticed
those things.Copy !req
233. Of course you didn't.Copy !req
234. Nobody ever noticed him at all.Copy !req
235. We'd all like to get
to know him... you betterCopy !req
236. but how can we if you... he...
Wally is always in the way?Copy !req
237. But what if you all
forget about meCopy !req
238. when I put him—
I mean me— away?Copy !req
239. Just try it, George.Copy !req
240. What's the worst
that could happen?Copy !req
241. "An orange, an apple
and a bananaCopy !req
242. "this bowl of fruit
doesn't come from a can-a.Copy !req
243. "It's real, it's fresh,
it's good to eatCopy !req
244. the stuff from the can
is much too sweet."Copy !req
245. Thank you.Copy !req
246. Deep.Copy !req
247. I did it.Copy !req
248. I really did it!Copy !req
249. Yahoo!Copy !req
250. I heard George
was a big hitCopy !req
251. at Fern's poetry reading.Copy !req
252. And he did it
without the dummy.Copy !req
253. Yep, I think we've seenCopy !req
254. the last of
the dumb giraffe.Copy !req
255. Think again, Arthur.Copy !req
256. I knewCopy !req
257. It wouldn't last.Copy !req
258. What's he doing?Copy !req
259. Maybe
he'll hang outCopy !req
260. with preschoolers
from now on.Copy !req
261. Hi, guys, can I join you?Copy !req
262. Sure, um...
what did you
do with Wally?Copy !req
263. I gave him to a little kid
who looked shy.Copy !req
264. D.W.:
Hey, Arthur!Copy !req
265. Oh, no...Copy !req
266. My name
is Dolly.Copy !req
267. Now you have
three sisters.Copy !req
268. Come play
with us, Arthur.Copy !req
269. Yuck, yuck,
yuck, yuck!Copy !req
270. And now...Copy !req
271. My dummy's name is Bubbles.Copy !req
272. "My name is Bubbles
and I like to watch TV."Copy !req
273. Hi, I'm Evan.Copy !req
274. Today we made
ventriloquist dummies.Copy !req
275. This is Boogly and he likes
sports and exercises.Copy !req
276. "Hi, my name is Boogly.Copy !req
277. Want to play some football?"Copy !req
278. This is "Nonsense."Copy !req
279. "Why did the turkey
cross the road?Copy !req
280. Because he wasn't a chicken."Copy !req
281. This is Ringo and he has
to put gel in his hairCopy !req
282. every five minutes
to keep it straight up.Copy !req
283. "I like my hair straight up
to make me look cool."Copy !req
284. "Hello, my name is MarioCopy !req
285. and I like running, doing sports
and going on missions."Copy !req
286. This is Penny and she's too shy
to say anything.Copy !req
287. This is Jennifer.Copy !req
288. "I won a gold medal
in the Olympics."Copy !req
289. This is Jay
and he's bungee jumping.Copy !req
290. This is Pompon, she likes
to jump, skip and play around.Copy !req
291. "Oops, I almost let go
of one of my balloons."Copy !req
292. This is Mr. Gazooggleheimer.Copy !req
293. "I enjoy contests
to pronounce my name."Copy !req
294. Mr. Ga...
zooggleheimer.Copy !req
295. Mr. Gazooggleheimer.Copy !req
296. Mr. Gazooggleheimer.Copy !req
297. People are really learning
to pronounce his name.Copy !req
298. Ga... Zooggle... Heimer.Copy !req
299. Gazooggleheimer.Copy !req
300. And now...Copy !req
301. I've never had a pet, but if
I did, I'd want a komodo dragon.Copy !req
302. That or a narwhalCopy !req
303. but I don't think
it will fit in my room.Copy !req
304. No, wait!Copy !req
305. I've always wanted
a pterodactyl.Copy !req
306. It's like having a parrotCopy !req
307. but it can give you
a ride to the movies.Copy !req
308. Quick, only five minutes
Before Carpet of Doom 2 starts!Copy !req
309. The only pet to have is a dog...Copy !req
310. Hey, I'm not done!Copy !req
311. I always wanted an amoeba.Copy !req
312. I've heard
they're real friendly.Copy !req
313. Hey! Hi! How are you?Copy !req
314. Nice to meet you!Copy !req
315. As I was saying about dogs...Copy !req
316. We've heard
about dogs.Copy !req
317. Brain has
virtual hamsters.Copy !req
318. But dogs are better
than virtual hamsters!Copy !req
319. Arthur, this is
my opening sceneCopy !req
320. and you're
hogging it!Copy !req
321. Dad?Copy !req
322. Attention,
Frenskys!Copy !req
323. I have a surprise!Copy !req
324. What is it?Copy !req
325. Is it
a 92-inch TV?Copy !req
326. Is it
a narwhal?Copy !req
327. A kitten!Copy !req
328. He was at
the junkyard.Copy !req
329. Poor little guy
wanted my lunch.Copy !req
330. He hadn't eaten in a while.Copy !req
331. Oh, sweetie, honey,
booboo face!Copy !req
332. Aren't you the cutest
little snuggle muffin?Copy !req
333. Katherine, stop.Copy !req
334. You're making it
sick to its stomach!Copy !req
335. Oh, nonsense,
cats love this!Copy !req
336. They're cute and fluffyCopy !req
337. and they sit and
they just look cute!Copy !req
338. Nah-uh!Copy !req
339. They run and hunt
and jump up highCopy !req
340. and chase
wildebeests!Copy !req
341. Not this kitty!Copy !req
342. Guess what?Copy !req
343. We got a cat.Copy !req
344. Gross!Copy !req
345. What's wrong
with a cat?Copy !req
346. Cats are awful!Copy !req
347. They're smelly and mean.Copy !req
348. I heard about
this one catCopy !req
349. that bit
a kid's ear off.Copy !req
350. Yuck!Copy !req
351. They're cute
and fluffyCopy !req
352. and they sit and
they just look cute!Copy !req
353. Now, a dog,
like PalCopy !req
354. is loyal
and friendly.Copy !req
355. He wouldn't bite
anyone's ear off.Copy !req
356. And he's smart.Copy !req
357. Stop that!Copy !req
358. You're interrupting
my tea party!Copy !req
359. Hey! My cookie!Copy !req
360. I suppose that shows
how smart Pal is.Copy !req
361. Of course.Copy !req
362. Pal is helping D.W. learnCopy !req
363. that she shouldn't leave
food lying around.Copy !req
364. You wouldn't
see a catCopy !req
365. doing anything
that clever.Copy !req
366. My cookie!Copy !req
367. What have you done?Copy !req
368. It's been
ickified!Copy !req
369. Don't be so
over-dramatic!Copy !req
370. You're
ruining its...Copy !req
371. its cat-itude!Copy !req
372. Good night, Rose Petal.Copy !req
373. "Rose Petal?"Copy !req
374. Oh, brother!Copy !req
375. How dare you try
to steal the affectionsCopy !req
376. of my Rose Petal!Copy !req
377. Huh?Copy !req
378. Huh?Copy !req
379. What's wrong?Copy !req
380. No! Bad sweetie,
Rose Petal!Copy !req
381. I don't
understand.Copy !req
382. Cats are usually
so refined.Copy !req
383. Ow, he punched me!Copy !req
384. Why is my muffin sweetie-face
acting this way?Copy !req
385. Wow!Copy !req
386. Just my luck!Copy !req
387. We get a cat
that's exactly
like Francine!Copy !req
388. You know,
that kitten's pretty clever.Copy !req
389. It hit
KatherineCopy !req
390. after she made it
wear a bonnet.Copy !req
391. Then it chased me
around the house.Copy !req
392. It sounds vicious!Copy !req
393. No, it was playing.Copy !req
394. We had fun!Copy !req
395. A sense of
self-respectCopy !req
396. and an ability
to plan strategy.Copy !req
397. It does sound
intelligent.Copy !req
398. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
399. It's stupid.Copy !req
400. All cats are stupid!Copy !req
401. Have you ever
even known a cat?Copy !req
402. I don't have to.Copy !req
403. I know I don't
like them.Copy !req
404. If you met oneCopy !req
405. you'd change
your mind.Copy !req
406. It's almost
dinnertime.Copy !req
407. I better go.Copy !req
408. There must be good
cats in the world.Copy !req
409. No!Copy !req
410. There are
no good cats!Copy !req
411. They bite kids'
ears, remember?Copy !req
412. Maybe that was
one of those made-up storiesCopy !req
413. like the one
about the teenagersCopy !req
414. who got
a hook in their
fried chicken.Copy !req
415. Oh, can't we have one minuteCopy !req
416. without someone
talking about stupid cats?Copy !req
417. I can't believe
Francine likes a stupid cat.Copy !req
418. What if she gets more?Copy !req
419. Thanks for picking up
my uniform.Copy !req
420. I was so busyCopy !req
421. I didn't
have time.Copy !req
422. Aren't these shelves great?Copy !req
423. My dad built them for the cats.Copy !req
424. Cats are so smartCopy !req
425. they need very
creative play tools.Copy !req
426. Leave my ears alone!Copy !req
427. Oh, Arthur, they like you!Copy !req
428. Hi, Arthur.Copy !req
429. I brought
the kitten overCopy !req
430. to meet
you and Pal.Copy !req
431. Pal, this is
Rose Peta...Copy !req
432. Uh, this is...Copy !req
433. Nemo.Copy !req
434. He's your
new friend.Copy !req
435. Pal doesn't need
any cats for friends.Copy !req
436. I'm his friend.Copy !req
437. What's he doing?Copy !req
438. That's a very normal
cat reaction.Copy !req
439. Look, they're playing!Copy !req
440. Your cat is
trying to kill Pal!Copy !req
441. He is not!Copy !req
442. They're
having fun!Copy !req
443. Get your killer cat
away from us!Copy !req
444. After a few
more meetingsCopy !req
445. you'll all be
great friends.Copy !req
446. Huh! I don't
think so.Copy !req
447. It's okay now,
the evil cat is gone.Copy !req
448. What's
wrong, Pal?Copy !req
449. You're just upsetCopy !req
450. because you
almost got killed.Copy !req
451. Come on, I'll give you a treat.Copy !req
452. Then it tried
to kill Pal!Copy !req
453. It's like an
Edgar Allen Poe cat!Copy !req
454. And it's black...Copy !req
455. mostly.Copy !req
456. Pal looks fine to me.Copy !req
457. He's just being brave for us.Copy !req
458. Inside he's
scared and upset.Copy !req
459. Hey, look!Copy !req
460. It's
Francine's cat!Copy !req
461. Oh, no!Copy !req
462. He's going to
the vet for a checkup.Copy !req
463. Wow, he walks
on a leash?Copy !req
464. That's
pretty cool!Copy !req
465. He's like a dog.Copy !req
466. He's not
like a dog!Copy !req
467. Right.Copy !req
468. He's like himself.Copy !req
469. He's unique.Copy !req
470. He also
must be hungryCopy !req
471. because he just ate
Arthur's sandwich!Copy !req
472. Hey!Copy !req
473. Why are you
rewarding him?Copy !req
474. He just ate
my sandwich!Copy !req
475. Maybe he's
teaching youCopy !req
476. not to leave your food
lying around.Copy !req
477. Ha-ha, very funny.Copy !req
478. Francine's coming
over to studyCopy !req
479. but I told her not
to bring her stupid cat.Copy !req
480. Gee, even mentioning
that cat scares you.Copy !req
481. Aah!Copy !req
482. You didn't mean
what you saidCopy !req
483. about not
bringing Nemo.Copy !req
484. You and Pal like him.Copy !req
485. You just don't
realize it yet.Copy !req
486. Should we study
for math firstCopy !req
487. or spelling?Copy !req
488. Agh!Copy !req
489. Francine, get him off Pal!Copy !req
490. Why?Copy !req
491. He'll hurt him!Copy !req
492. He will not.Copy !req
493. Nemo wouldn't
hurt anyone.Copy !req
494. Are you crazy?Copy !req
495. He's vicious!Copy !req
496. He is not!Copy !req
497. They're playing!Copy !req
498. That's not how
nice animals play.Copy !req
499. You wouldn't
know a nice animalCopy !req
500. if it bit you!Copy !req
501. If my cat isn't
welcome hereCopy !req
502. then I'm not, either.Copy !req
503. Good-bye, Arthur!Copy !req
504. For good!Copy !req
505. Bye!Copy !req
506. He's probably just
not hungry, Arthur.Copy !req
507. No, he's upset.Copy !req
508. Francine's stupid catCopy !req
509. tried to kill him
again today.Copy !req
510. Francine got a cat?Copy !req
511. Yeah...Copy !req
512. It jumped on Pal
and they rolled aroundCopy !req
513. like something
in a nature special.Copy !req
514. It was scary!Copy !req
515. Pal doesn't seem upset, Arthur.Copy !req
516. That's how animals play.Copy !req
517. Maybe everyone else likes catsCopy !req
518. but we know
how bad they are.Copy !req
519. A nice, long walk
will make you feel better.Copy !req
520. Huh?Copy !req
521. Aah!Copy !req
522. How dare your dog
kidnap my cat!Copy !req
523. How dare your cat
bully my dog!Copy !req
524. Whoa!Copy !req
525. Ow! Ouch!Copy !req
526. Hey!Copy !req
527. Arthur, you okay?Copy !req
528. Hey!Copy !req
529. Did he bite you?Copy !req
530. No, it tickles!Copy !req
531. I knew
you'd like himCopy !req
532. If you just gave
him a chance.Copy !req
533. Yeah, he seems
almost as smart as Pal.Copy !req
534. Almost?Copy !req
535. He's smarter than any dog!Copy !req
536. No one is
smarter than Pal!Copy !req
537. You haven't seen
Nemo in action!Copy !req
538. I don't have to!Copy !req
539. No cat is
as smart as a dogCopy !req
540. and Pal is
the smartest
dog on earth!Copy !req
541. Well, Nemo's
the smartest animalCopy !req
542. in the whole
universe!Copy !req
543. Wrong! Wrong!
You are wrong!Copy !req
544. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
545. Yeah!Copy !req
546. And now...Copy !req
547. Ooh, ahh!Copy !req
548. When I draw Baby Kate,Copy !req
549. I do sort of a miniature version
of Arthur.Copy !req
550. I start with an oval
for her head.Copy !req
551. I always do the eyes second.Copy !req
552. And let's give her a little bit
of hair here.Copy !req
553. Give her those two little dots
for her nostrils.Copy !req
554. And she smiles a lot.Copy !req
555. And we'll add her ears...Copy !req
556. and there's Baby Kate.Copy !req