1. While waiting for Michael
to return from prison with Buster,Copy !req
2. the Bluth family was recycling
a welcome home party.Copy !req
3. Why do we have to have
a partyevery time someone in this familyCopy !req
4. - is released from prison?
- Tradition.Copy !req
5. Some traditions get old.Copy !req
6. Like that god-awful thing
you used to make me doCopy !req
7. on your birthday.Copy !req
8. Cook?Copy !req
9. Plus, we have some business problems
to deal with.Copy !req
10. Sally Sitwell won the election and now,Copy !req
11. for whatever reason,
supports building the wall.Copy !req
12. We need to come up
with two million dollarsCopy !req
13. - or we're gonna make powerful enemies.
- Okay.Copy !req
14. Right, shush.Copy !req
15. Not in front of the grandkids.
I don't want them to knowCopy !req
16. about the shady business scamsCopy !req
17. - that go on in this family.
- We lied to investors,Copy !req
18. so we have no product
and we're two million dollars in debt.Copy !req
19. The next welcome home party's
gonna be for us.Copy !req
20. Oh, don't be ridiculous.
My name isn't on anything.Copy !req
21. Why are you so riled up all of a sudden?Copy !req
22. He was nervous
because after his girlfriend investedCopy !req
23. in his non-existent business,Copy !req
24. everybody needs a bail-out...Copy !req
25. The pressures of his lie only grew worse.Copy !req
26. - ... A date with a sexy man.
- What? I thoughtCopy !req
27. - I was taking you out tonight.
- Oh, relax, you're fine.Copy !req
28. Know what? I've never been attracted
to handsome men.Copy !req
29. Ah.Copy !req
30. Fakeblock is gonna change the world.
Which reminds me, I'm dying to see it.Copy !req
31. No, I know, it's— We've just been busy
with all our coding and all the goddamn...Copy !req
32. coding and, um...Copy !req
33. Also programming, so it's ju—Copy !req
34. But as soon as it's up and running,
we'll— we'll get you over there and—Copy !req
35. No. As a part-owner, I want to see it
while all the work is happening,Copy !req
36. - and I'm not gonna take no for an answer.
- Well, but,Copy !req
37. - the coding, and...
- Well, problem solved.Copy !req
38. Stick her with all of it.Copy !req
39. Let her buy it.
She'll get all our liabilities,Copy !req
40. and then anything
over two million, we get to keep.Copy !req
41. I can't do that
to someone that I have feelings for.Copy !req
42. So stop having feelings for her.Copy !req
43. What?
Is that something you can do with people?Copy !req
44. Yeah, once I learned
how to do it with my parents,Copy !req
45. it was easy with everyone else.
It's like a heart switch, you know?Copy !req
46. Click. I love you. Click. I love you not.Copy !req
47. Click. I love you. Click. I love you not.Copy !req
48. Can't you do that?Copy !req
49. No, but in my defense,
I'm not a sociopath.Copy !req
50. Click.Copy !req
51. On the other side of the room, however,Copy !req
52. Gob still had a very uncomfortableCopy !req
53. "heart on" for his friend Tony.Copy !req
54. - Who had recently disappeared.
- He's alive. He got out.Copy !req
55. It seems the Christian-y fellow...Copy !req
56. Definitely got out, right?Copy !req
57. Is now a gay man and,
by the looks of things,Copy !req
58. - he'll be staying that way.
- Why wouldn't he come out?Copy !req
59. Oh, who knows what makes a guy
think he can pass for straight?Copy !req
60. I mean, if he really is gay,
he can try to hide it,Copy !req
61. but trust me, it will come outCopy !req
62. in the most unexpected balls.Copy !req
63. Yeah, but the problem is
that now the world thinksCopy !req
64. that I'm gay, and if I say it was a trick,Copy !req
65. well, then the alliance
will have me by the balls.Copy !req
66. Uh...Copy !req
67. Excuse me, "balls"?Copy !req
68. You realize you just said "balls"?Copy !req
69. - But you said balls.
- Oh, well that'sCopy !req
70. three times I'm hearing balls now.Copy !req
71. I put... You said balls, so...
Then I said balls...Copy !req
72. Why don't you tell Rebel
she can't see the company?Copy !req
73. Then she's gonna know
I'm not a tech entrepreneurCopy !req
74. named George Maharis.Copy !req
75. - And I'm the sociopath.
- Both of our handsCopy !req
76. - were all over...
- What if I take her there,Copy !req
77. but it's locked, and I can't wait
to eat this snow cone.Copy !req
78. - Lovely party.
- Yeah, it is a great party.Copy !req
79. What if I take her there,
but it's locked and we can't get in?Copy !req
80. That's the sign of a healthy business.
It's closed in the middle of a Tuesday,Copy !req
81. - and the owner's locked out.
- Of course,Copy !req
82. these are paid protestors
that the magicians hired.Copy !req
83. Not real protestors, but that's
kind of the norm now, isn't it?Copy !req
84. What if she's afraid to go in?Copy !req
85. 'Cause there's angry protesters out front?Copy !req
86. - Who would protest a tech company?
- Anonymous.Copy !req
87. - What's that?
- You don't know Anonymous?Copy !req
88. They're those hacker guys that
wear those Guy Fawkes masks?Copy !req
89. Oh, shit.
That's who the note was from.Copy !req
90. George Michael had
first seen the name AnonymousCopy !req
91. when debuting his software...Copy !req
92. Uh, I'd like to thank...Copy !req
93. which he thought was codeCopy !req
94. - from Rebel.
- Let's put up this wall.Copy !req
95. - Have a good night.
- Having paid little attentionCopy !req
96. to the men in the Guy Fawkes masks.Copy !req
97. - Men who continued to harass him.
- Okay, so,Copy !req
98. for scenario number two. You found out...Copy !req
99. We'll find you and destroy Fakeblock.Copy !req
100. You can hide
behind your mask like a coward,Copy !req
101. but I will... Oh, well, that's
a bad example, obviously...Copy !req
102. David, you want Pop-Tarts for dinner?Copy !req
103. Mom, don't say my name!Copy !req
104. But Anonymous failed to be specific enoughCopy !req
105. - to make an impression.
- I understandCopy !req
106. you've ignored my cousin Kevin's—Copy !req
107. - I mean, Anonymous' other warning...
- Hello.Copy !req
108. They've been threatening me for months.Copy !req
109. Hey, that's perfect.
Those guys will ruin your life.Copy !req
110. - Hey, where did you find those guys?
- They're paid protestors, boy!Copy !req
111. Gay Gob's funny.Copy !req
112. Uh, do you think they could be Anonymous?
Like Guy Fawkeses?Copy !req
113. Guy Fawkeses?Copy !req
114. Can you get me guys like that?Copy !req
115. You bet your balls I can get you
some Guy Fawkeses.Copy !req
116. Don't hold your balls.
I would not hold my balls on that one.Copy !req
117. - And finally, Michael returned...
- Where's Buster?Copy !req
118. - ... Without the guest of honor.
- Don't you have him?Copy !req
119. No. I went to the jail to pick him up,
and no one there has seen himCopy !req
120. since the parade.Copy !req
121. Now, you did let him know
he was being released, right?Copy !req
122. Well, I'm sure they told him
at the jail after the parade.Copy !req
123. Mother Bluth,
I think you might be interested in this.Copy !req
124. Oh, speaking of maniacs,
let's watch this again.Copy !req
125. That's a real criminal
inside that makeshift jail cell.Copy !req
126. - It's a jailbreak.
- You know, it's my...Copy !req
127. Is that Oscar?Copy !req
128. Well, it's not you!Copy !req
129. Who even told Oscar Buster was in jail?Copy !req
130. Oscar was told by Barry,Copy !req
131. who had driven down to MexicoCopy !req
132. - and thought he was talking to George.
- You are here!Copy !req
133. I came down here to warn you
that the cops want youCopy !req
134. to lead them to the stair car,Copy !req
135. because that's the evidence
that's gonna keep Buster in jail.Copy !req
136. Buster's in jail? My boy. My boy.Copy !req
137. And so, Oscar used the paradeCopy !req
138. as cover
for breaking Buster out of prison,Copy !req
139. knocking Stan Sitwell out in the process.Copy !req
140. Dad? Dad!Copy !req
141. So they escaped from prison a half hourCopy !req
142. before he was gonna be legally released?Copy !req
143. - No one told him.
- He's got a lot of spunk.Copy !req
144. I like that on a guy.Copy !req
145. If Oscar is with Buster,
then where is Lucille two?Copy !req
146. I mean, she could be dead,
and Buster will be charged with murder.Copy !req
147. Or worse, she could come back,Copy !req
148. and they would charge us
with embezzlement.Copy !req
149. Okay. Buster thinks
he's broken out of prison.Copy !req
150. God knows what he's gonna do.Copy !req
151. Well, somebody has to find him.Copy !req
152. You're the cause of it,
and he does respondCopy !req
153. - to your scent.
- I'll go with you,Copy !req
154. and we will find our son together,Copy !req
155. and perhaps we will find each other
along the way.Copy !req
156. Why don't you find some money
along the wayCopy !req
157. to make up for the land you lost
in Mexico?Copy !req
158. Father, Mother, please.Copy !req
159. Our whole family is in crisis.Copy !req
160. For I have seen what happens
when families turn on each other.Copy !req
161. Just as I found my son, I lost him.Copy !req
162. And just as I lost my wife,
I— I found my replacement wife,Copy !req
163. but then I— I lost her.Copy !req
164. I... I have nobody.Copy !req
165. Well, you got me, Dad.Copy !req
166. Not now, Maeby.Copy !req
167. I have... what? Like, one person.Copy !req
168. Click.Copy !req
169. Now the story of a wealthy familyCopy !req
170. who lost everything,
and the one son who had no choiceCopy !req
171. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
172. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
173. George Sr. had again been rejected
by his wife.Copy !req
174. And, feeling low, he decided
to get his affairs in order.Copy !req
175. You're trying to keep your distance
from the company,Copy !req
176. and I appreciate that,
but you are the copresident with Gob.Copy !req
177. Well, hang on. President?
When did I become president?Copy !req
178. Well, I mean, Sudden Valley.
I mean, that's yours.Copy !req
179. - I mean, we're carrying that for you.
- You forgave the debt.Copy !req
180. We forgot the debt.Copy !req
181. Basically, what we did
was we absorbed everything, including you.Copy !req
182. And does Gob know that we're copresidents?Copy !req
183. Gob doesn't know that there's a BCopy !req
184. - in the word "debt."
- If you're gonna run the Bluth Company,Copy !req
185. that word's gonna come up.Copy !req
186. Go into the company,
you look at the books,Copy !req
187. you get in there, you find out
if there's any money.Copy !req
188. I need an evaluation.Copy !req
189. Yeah, that's an understatement.Copy !req
190. All right.
You know I'd really like to be involved,Copy !req
191. but I can't risk being involved
in anythingCopy !req
192. - that might be illegal.
- Agreed.Copy !req
193. - That's what Gob is for.
- Boy, I was really hopingCopy !req
194. you were gonna say
there's nothing illegal.Copy !req
195. It's the last thing
you'll ever need to do for me.Copy !req
196. - You heard a yes?
- Thank you.Copy !req
197. - Meanwhile, Tobias...
- Kudos on being so quiet.Copy !req
198. Checked in with the family
who hadn't abandoned him,Copy !req
199. but were hiding in the attic.Copy !req
200. I've got slices of stale gummy bear,
hard candies and a spare rib.Copy !req
201. - Ooh, I'll take that spare rib.
- Could I have the spare rib?Copy !req
202. Just joshing. It's stale gummy bear.Copy !req
203. Oh...Copy !req
204. Sounded like you were having fun
down there.Copy !req
205. Oh.Copy !req
206. It takes a lot out of me,
but they like to look at meCopy !req
207. as the sticky white glue
that holds the family together.Copy !req
208. But now... you're my family.Copy !req
209. My biological son
and my pathological girlfriend.Copy !req
210. And as the provider of this family,
I promise—Copy !req
211. Nay, vow that you will always have
a roof over... Ow!Copy !req
212. - Dad, are you okay?
- Roof balls! Jesus, quiet.Copy !req
213. - You're gonna get us kicked out.
- Sorry.Copy !req
214. Okay, I just think we're allCopy !req
215. a little stressed right now,
being stuck in this attic.Copy !req
216. Are you sure we can't just live
downstairs in the real house?Copy !req
217. Oh, this isn't a real house.
This is a model house.Copy !req
218. How long do we have to stay here?Copy !req
219. Just until I can support us
on my actor salary.Copy !req
220. - Oh...
- Quiet.Copy !req
221. You can be excited, but quietly.Copy !req
222. Oh, no...Copy !req
223. Meanwhile, Oscar,
who was on the run with his son,Copy !req
224. knew that he had to get rid
of a vehicle that approximatedCopy !req
225. the very one the police were looking for.Copy !req
226. Well, I know I left
my truck somewhere around here.Copy !req
227. All right, I guess we should get out.Copy !req
228. I probably shouldn't
have chained us together.Copy !req
229. No, no,
I should've brought a key,Copy !req
230. but actually, I think it helps sellCopy !req
231. the whole Keystone Cop thing,
because it hadCopy !req
232. to be something crazy.Copy !req
233. Because, you know,
in silent movies, it's not real life.Copy !req
234. - No.
- All right. So what do you think? Ready?Copy !req
235. - Mm-hmm, okay. Let's go.
- All right. Here we go.Copy !req
236. Oh.Copy !req
237. I guess stuffdoes happen like this
in real life.Copy !req
238. - Can you... Easy peasy.
- Go out your side.Copy !req
239. Easy peasy.Copy !req
240. Well, that wasn't so difficult.Copy !req
241. - No.
- Or funny.Copy !req
242. Keystone Cops would've made a meal
out of this.Copy !req
243. - Yeah.
- Okay, all right. Watch your hand.Copy !req
244. Watching.Copy !req
245. Are you okay?Copy !req
246. Wait a minute. It's a fake hand.
How can it hurt?Copy !req
247. No, it's a rental from prison,
and Mother said my next hand...Copy !req
248. - All right.
- ... Is gonna be out of my own pocket—Copy !req
249. Okay, wait. What's that over there?Copy !req
250. It says Mother of God hospital.Copy !req
251. Maybe we can get you a replacement.Copy !req
252. But first, we gotta get
out of these prison clothes.Copy !req
253. - All right.
- Okay.Copy !req
254. Here's the deal.
We need a walking systemCopy !req
255. - so we don't just trip over each other.
- Yeah.Copy !req
256. - Left, right. Left, right.
- Okay.Copy !req
257. So we always start with left.Copy !req
258. Smooth and easy.Copy !req
259. Lemon squeezy. And...Copy !req
260. left—Copy !req
261. It wasn't a good system.Copy !req
262. But Oscar wasn't the only twin
that was down,Copy !req
263. because as Michael headed out
to keep the company alive...Copy !req
264. He realized he'd need to do
the same for its founder.Copy !req
265. What are you doing with the hose?Copy !req
266. Wha... No, I didn't know it was on.Copy !req
267. I mean,
I would never purposefully run a carCopy !req
268. with the garage door closed
with the family in crisis.Copy !req
269. Okay. You know, Dad,
this is an electric car.Copy !req
270. Oh.Copy !req
271. So, the only thing
you're killing is my battery.Copy !req
272. Is that funny? I... Oh, God,
I can't get anything right.Copy !req
273. Meanwhile, your mother is banging
every beach ratCopy !req
274. that ever dropped out of a race.Copy !req
275. - George was referring to this man...
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
276. Care to join me for a glass
of breakfast wine?Copy !req
277. With whom Lucille found
she had much in common.Copy !req
278. Dusty!Copy !req
279. I mean, she wouldn't go out
with me this afternoon,Copy !req
280. - and I know it's because of him.
- Dad,Copy !req
281. I think you might be giving up,
uh, a little too easy.Copy !req
282. You know? I mean, Mom loves you.
She's just mad at you. You cheated on her.Copy !req
283. Or Uncle Oscar did, I don't know.
I lost the threadCopy !req
284. on that one,
but she's probably just tryingCopy !req
285. to make you jealous, and so...
You're the head of the family,Copy !req
286. - give her something that she wants.
- Wha—Copy !req
287. Are you saying that
I should go find Buster?Copy !req
288. Show her you're a good dad.
You know,Copy !req
289. besides, he's gonna need
to be found and toldCopy !req
290. he's free before he does something illegal
and ends up back in prison.Copy !req
291. - Ah. Maybe Lucille will...
- You know?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
292. I don't know, let me back in.Copy !req
293. Boy, you have to have balls of steelCopy !req
294. to survive in a hole like that.Copy !req
295. And the same could be said for prison.Copy !req
296. And soon,
Michael was going over the booksCopy !req
297. in what Gob had turned
into the conference room.Copy !req
298. "Joni Beard, Media Consultant."Copy !req
299. 20K? What's that?Copy !req
300. K means thousand.Copy !req
301. Can you believe Adhir
just expected me to know that?Copy !req
302. I must've told him K times,
"You gotta help me with these things."Copy !req
303. I used to train dogs, so I'm very patient.Copy !req
304. And $10,000 for a printer?Copy !req
305. - 10K.
- Good Gob. Good K.Copy !req
306. Yeah.Copy !req
307. And to be fair, it's a—
It was a three-D printer.Copy !req
308. Why do we need a three-D printer?Copy !req
309. Well, to be fair,
it's a three-D dental printer.Copy !req
310. But they're worth twice what I got them
to leave them here for.Copy !req
311. They must've been too slow for them,
but I thought, what do we careCopy !req
312. if it takes two and a half hours
to print some molars?Copy !req
313. Can you just get me a copy of the receipt?Copy !req
314. Hey, you want to spend a couple
hundred bucks on a three-D receipt,Copy !req
315. I'll have it printed
and in your mouth before sunset.Copy !req
316. These are your purchases.Copy !req
317. - Where are you getting your capital?
- Capital money.Copy !req
318. Thank you.Copy !req
319. I have all the books here.
Coming through.Copy !req
320. Including the ones Gob can't look at.Copy !req
321. Do you want the Austero-Bluth
or just the Bluth books?Copy !req
322. Well, I can only look at the Bluth books.Copy !req
323. The Austero books are
for British eyes only, as they say.Copy !req
324. Okay. Uh, well, as copresident,Copy !req
325. - I can look at the books that he can't.
- All right.Copy !req
326. I'm sorry I don't understand what...
No, I ju—Copy !req
327. Michael, if, look,
I'm the copresident, okay?Copy !req
328. There's only room at this company
for one copresident.Copy !req
329. What's next? You're gonna want
one of my parking spaces, Michael?Copy !req
330. I didn't know
that I was copresident myself.Copy !req
331. All right? I'm just here to help.
I'm not going to trump you.Copy !req
332. Oh, well, Michael, don't worry,
'cause I already went there.Copy !req
333. Saturday and Sunday semester.Copy !req
334. Best 17K Mom and Dad ever spent.Copy !req
335. Anyway, I don't know why I'm not allowed
to look at the Austero books, but, uh,Copy !req
336. Mom does allow me to make
purchases from that account.Copy !req
337. Let me get this straight.Copy !req
338. You're only allowed to spend money
from the Austero account.Copy !req
339. Why are all the revenueCopy !req
340. from these investments only showing up
in the Bluth books?Copy !req
341. Would you be terribly offended
if I offered you a candy?Copy !req
342. - I don't think Dad wanted me to see this.
- I don't, either.Copy !req
343. And your mother has my passport,
so why don't we say that I was never here?Copy !req
344. An absolute professional
pleasure to have met you.Copy !req
345. You know, I think that they had a planCopy !req
346. that they were sure would work,
but now they need to get out,Copy !req
347. and that's why he wants
an evaluation of all the assets.Copy !req
348. - Good to see you.
- You're doing great.Copy !req
349. Yeah, he wants to find out
what he can sell off.Copy !req
350. And you know, since you're copresident,
your name's all over this.Copy !req
351. That means that whatever trouble
Dad is responsible for,Copy !req
352. you are also responsible for.Copy !req
353. So you're telling me
that Dad thinks I'm responsible.Copy !req
354. Maybe it's time to show them
you are responsible.Copy !req
355. Yeah.Copy !req
356. That you're not looking for some reward
for doing the right thing.Copy !req
357. - Or any reward.
- Good Gob.Copy !req
358. Oh, thanks, buddy.Copy !req
359. They think I'm too stupid to...Copy !req
360. Help yourself.Copy !req
361. Yeah. You know what's funny?Copy !req
362. They think that I'm too stup—Copy !req
363. - I already had one in there, so...
- We got to face facts.Copy !req
364. They're stuck.
These stick. They're stickers...Copy !req
365. Knowing what we know, we are complicit,Copy !req
366. which leaves us open to— to liability.Copy !req
367. You know, the easy choice
would be to quit.Copy !req
368. - There it is.
- We've got an opportunityCopy !req
369. to save the company.
That would not be easy.Copy !req
370. That— that would take sacrifice.Copy !req
371. Maybe even burning the...Copy !req
372. Well, midweek oil.Copy !req
373. I quit.Copy !req
374. I shouldn't have called it
the easy choice.Copy !req
375. And Oscar and Buster found their way
to the hospital, having improvedCopy !req
376. upon their left-right walking system.Copy !req
377. Outside, inside, outside, inside...Copy !req
378. Now, we cannot draw attention
to ourselves.Copy !req
379. - I'm just a guy fixing a broken hand.
- Right.Copy !req
380. And I'm— I'm just a guy
who's wearing a blue hat.Copy !req
381. Nothing to see here, folks.Copy !req
382. Nothing to see.Copy !req
383. Hey!Copy !req
384. But soon, they found the prosthetics lab.Copy !req
385. Oh, I'm like a kid in a candy shop.Copy !req
386. No way.Copy !req
387. I think I saw William Shatner wearing thisCopy !req
388. - while riding a bicycle once.
- Yeah.Copy !req
389. Why don't you try this one? This one.Copy !req
390. - This one?
- Yeah.Copy !req
391. - I think this is used for teaching.
- Doesn't matter. Who cares?Copy !req
392. It sort of reminds me of Mother's hand,Copy !req
393. except it's less veiny, and warmer.Copy !req
394. All right. All right, you ready?Copy !req
395. Meanwhile, Gob was preparing
to walk out of a jobCopy !req
396. he'd put over eight hours
of his life into.Copy !req
397. This is just as tough for you
as it is for me.Copy !req
398. Tougher, maybe.Copy !req
399. Man without a king.Copy !req
400. Oh, God.Copy !req
401. I'm gonna miss this view.Copy !req
402. Rite Aid roof as far as you can see.Copy !req
403. Okay, yes, well, anyway,
why don't we go over some expenses?Copy !req
404. Yes, yes, thank you
for reminding me. I, um...Copy !req
405. I told some paid protestersCopy !req
406. that we use that, um, they could bill us.Copy !req
407. You know, it's for my nephew. Um...Copy !req
408. They're gonna be buying
some masks as well, so...Copy !req
409. They're Guy Fawkeses.Copy !req
410. So those are personal expenses.Copy !req
411. No, I just told you,
they're for my nephew. D...Copy !req
412. Got it. I'll let Michael know
they're non-business related.Copy !req
413. Don't worry about Michael.Copy !req
414. He should've thought of that
before he fired me.Copy !req
415. Probably for being gay, too.Copy !req
416. You do know
that Michael didn't fire you, you quit.Copy !req
417. As any proud gay man would do
in the face of such bigotry.Copy !req
418. But I guess I don't need to tell that
to a little Indian guy, huh?Copy !req
419. Michael's not your friend either.Copy !req
420. You should've seen the look on his faceCopy !req
421. when I do my impression of you. You know...Copy !req
422. What's the problem with Apu?Copy !req
423. Just one more thing
before I have security drag you out.Copy !req
424. Why are you claiming thatCopy !req
425. the closet conversion company
was a religious write-off?Copy !req
426. Because I went there to become straight.Copy !req
427. I thought it was one
of those Christian placesCopy !req
428. that converts gay men and is, uh...Copy !req
429. Now the sole provinceCopy !req
430. of extreme fundamentalist
Christian derangement.Copy !req
431. Oh, you're just mad
'cause you can't have a hamburger.Copy !req
432. But, yes.Copy !req
433. Those places don't work.
There's no such thing as a programCopy !req
434. that can change someone.
It's a way for hypocritesCopy !req
435. to try to convince the worldCopy !req
436. - that they're now straight.
- Without using magic.Copy !req
437. So I just tell the world that I'm gay,
and that I'm going to one of those?Copy !req
438. And then I come out straight.Copy !req
439. Mm, well, if you really do identify
as a gay man,Copy !req
440. I would say going to a place like that
will only make you miserable.Copy !req
441. So, shall I arrange an Uber for you?Copy !req
442. I didn't understand a word
you just said, little guy.Copy !req
443. But George Michael, meanwhile,Copy !req
444. was worried that his uncle had failed
to set up the protesters.Copy !req
445. You know Betty White has this same car?Copy !req
446. - You know Betty White?
- We share a weed dealer.Copy !req
447. We are Anonymous.Copy !req
448. Oh, shoot, not again.Copy !req
449. My tech guys think
that I've been hacked by Anonymous.Copy !req
450. I don't mean the alkies,
I mean the, uh,Copy !req
451. the guys who wear the creepy masks,
hang out online.Copy !req
452. The Guy Fawkeses.Copy !req
453. Really? That sounded like you.Copy !req
454. Think so?
God, they can even do that now.Copy !req
455. Well, all the more reason
to not get you mixed up in all this.Copy !req
456. You know, online hacking I can deal with,
it's just the day that they show upCopy !req
457. in person that I'm dreading.Copy !req
458. But you can't live in fear, so...
Let's go.Copy !req
459. Whatever happens, happens.Copy !req
460. But two other Bluths were living in fear,Copy !req
461. and perhaps that's whyCopy !req
462. they soon found themselves entangledCopy !req
463. with an old friend...Copy !req
464. Oh, that hurt.Copy !req
465. whom they soon recognized.Copy !req
466. I'm sorry, sir. Are you... Stan Sitwell?Copy !req
467. Who was immediately fearful.Copy !req
468. Oh, my God, George Bluth.Copy !req
469. - Shh. I'm not George Bluth.
- Act like we're strangers.Copy !req
470. - Yeah.
- Please don't hurt me.Copy !req
471. I don't want any trouble.
I'm getting out of here today.Copy !req
472. Oh, I know how you feel.
I broke out of prison today.Copy !req
473. Hey, uh, Stan?Copy !req
474. Could we stay at your place?Copy !req
475. You're taking me as a hostage
in case the cops see us?Copy !req
476. Hey, guy, I wouldn't know about that.Copy !req
477. - We can pretend we're cousins.
- Cousins?Copy !req
478. Yes.Copy !req
479. Yeah, Cousin Stan, let's walk, okay?Copy !req
480. Inside, outside,Copy !req
481. inside, outside...Copy !req
482. Right behind you, cousin-father.Copy !req
483. And George Michael arrived at Fakeblock,Copy !req
484. ready to act afraid of the Guy Fawkeses.Copy !req
485. - When do we want it?
- Stop tracking us!Copy !req
486. - Make a chain!
- This is all on me.Copy !req
487. - We're still protesting!
- Oh.Copy !req
488. You hired a bunch
of foxy guys to protest meCopy !req
489. because I said I hated hot guys.Copy !req
490. "Rebel."Unfair."Copy !req
491. - I was reading that as rebel.
- Oh, my God,Copy !req
492. - it's Rebel Alley. We love you.
- Oh.Copy !req
493. Yes, I went as you
for Halloween last year.Copy !req
494. - Can we get a picture?
- Do you mind?Copy !req
495. Dangerous Cousins is my favorite movie.Copy !req
496. - Mine t—
- I will.Copy !req
497. I want to see everything else
you've got inside. Come on.Copy !req
498. Might not be anybody in there.Copy !req
499. They wouldn't have crossed
the picket lines.Copy !req
500. Oh, well, you never know with nerds.
Come on.Copy !req
501. If you want to see a big
empty room, we'll take a look,Copy !req
502. but uh, just... I just know my guys.Copy !req
503. But George Michael
was in for another surprise.Copy !req
504. Yeah.Copy !req
505. Oh, my goodness.
Fakeblock is so impressive.Copy !req
506. - Yeah.
- I mean, Fakeblock's incredible.Copy !req
507. - Fakeblock is—
- Yeah, Fakeblock is real.Copy !req
508. It's my place.Copy !req
509. And back at the cottage,
Lucille was inCopy !req
510. for a surprise as well.Copy !req
511. Lucille, my lady, my love.Copy !req
512. Do you remember our first date,Copy !req
513. at that little Italian restaurant?Copy !req
514. Do you remember what I said to you?Copy !req
515. "How did I ever find you?"Copy !req
516. You took me for Chinese.
The Italian place was the first timeCopy !req
517. I caught you with your secretary,
and you asked,Copy !req
518. "How did you ever find me?"Copy !req
519. That's it. All right. Get out.Copy !req
520. Go back to the Macaroni Grill.Copy !req
521. I, uh, also brought you some leftovers.Copy !req
522. I'm busy, George. What do you want?Copy !req
523. I want you, Lucille.Copy !req
524. In what way, George?Copy !req
525. Sexually?Copy !req
526. Yes.Copy !req
527. Sexual-ish-ly.Copy !req
528. Look, here's the deal.Copy !req
529. - I can't... get hard. I...
- Live without me.Copy !req
530. It's really getting hard,
uh, to live without you.Copy !req
531. We really need each other right now,
because BusterCopy !req
532. is on the lam. His first prison break.Copy !req
533. I remember when he just started talking.Copy !req
534. He better not have started talking.Copy !req
535. No, I meant originally.
Like, when he was three.Copy !req
536. - Five.
- Five.Copy !req
537. He didn't say a word
until we fired the wet nurse.Copy !req
538. He didn't stop talking
about that for three years.Copy !req
539. - Until we caved.
- You see, this is the stuff.Copy !req
540. That makes life worth living?Copy !req
541. I was actually gonna say
that we should keep from the DA,Copy !req
542. but can you tell me
why life is worth living again?Copy !req
543. See, that's just it.Copy !req
544. - I'm trying to have some kind of a life.
- Mm.Copy !req
545. With Dustin Radler, the beach rat.Copy !req
546. What's the deal?
You in love with this guy?Copy !req
547. We're having fun, George.Copy !req
548. Because he's fun.Copy !req
549. He loves music, he plays me songs
on the guitar.Copy !req
550. You know, hey,Copy !req
551. I just brought the assistant managerCopy !req
552. of the Macaroni Grill
over here during his lunch shift.Copy !req
553. It set me back a sawbuck.Copy !req
554. It's a third of what you are giving me
to live off these days.Copy !req
555. Yeah, that's another thing
Dusty doesn't complain about,Copy !req
556. his allowance.Copy !req
557. You give him an allowance?Copy !req
558. He doesn't get one. He's very wealthy.Copy !req
559. He made a lot of money in his law career.Copy !req
560. And he's fun. He surfs.Copy !req
561. He does things. He's alive, George.Copy !req
562. I'm alive.Copy !req
563. Only because Michael drives
an electric car.Copy !req
564. Trust me, the whole
"trying to kill yourself" thing, turn off.Copy !req
565. I think I need to show youCopy !req
566. that I am a fun guy who likes to laughCopy !req
567. and is open to not killing himself.Copy !req
568. I don't call it that,
I call it "a cry for help,"Copy !req
569. but I think help has just arrived
and it's saying,Copy !req
570. - "Cry for fun!"
- Don't cry at all.Copy !req
571. Don't cry. Don't die.Copy !req
572. And have some fun.Copy !req
573. Wow, thank you.Copy !req
574. Okay, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go to the beach now.Copy !req
575. I'm gonna have a ball!Copy !req
576. I don't know what's going on,
but I feel like a 55-year-old.Copy !req
577. Well, so do I.Copy !req
578. And he's showing up to take me
out for dinner later,Copy !req
579. so I need to get ready.Copy !req
580. Okay. Well... don't cry.Copy !req
581. Don't die. And have some fun.Copy !req
582. Hurt people, hurt people.Copy !req
583. On the next
Arrested Development...Copy !req
584. George Sr., hoping his wife is watching,Copy !req
585. - goes to the beach to have fun.
- Hello. I would like an hourCopy !req
586. on the funnest thing you have.Copy !req
587. We got a tandem bike.Copy !req
588. Unless you're alone,
then it's the saddest thing.Copy !req
589. Uh, second-funnest thing you have.Copy !req
590. We got the ball.Copy !req
591. And soon, finds himself having a ball.Copy !req
592. Don't cry, don't die.
Don't cry, don't die.Copy !req
593. Help me.Copy !req
594. Don't die!Copy !req
595. Don't cry, don't die.Copy !req
596. It sounds like he said, "Don't help me."Copy !req
597. - I heard, "Help me die."
- Excuse me!Copy !req
598. Either way, it looks like he's having fun.Copy !req
599. - I'm gonna die.
- No maritime law against that.Copy !req
600. Dolphins!Copy !req
601. Oh! Hey, we got dolphins.
Let's hit it. Yes!Copy !req
602. Die! Was that a boat?Copy !req
603. And Gob goes on a religious program...Copy !req
604. Anyway, that's why I came here.
I'm ready to convert.Copy !req
605. to be religiously deprogrammed.Copy !req
606. - Oh.
- Our church runs a programCopy !req
607. that sees confused menCopy !req
608. - through a very difficult time.
- Perfect.Copy !req
609. Sign me up for that.Copy !req
610. This isn't one
of those places where, like,Copy !req
611. they get you to quit smoking
by making you smokeCopy !req
612. tons of cigarettes
until you're like, "Oh, no",Copy !req
613. no more, no more..."
You know what I mean?Copy !req
614. - I don't want you to think I'm a whore.
- No.Copy !req
615. No one would suggest that. Um,Copy !req
616. - shall we get on our knees?
- Oh, are we starting?Copy !req