1. The courtroom
at Buster Bluth's murder trial...Copy !req
2. - Because that child is mine.
- ... had been electrifiedCopy !req
3. after seeing a dramatic spinCopy !req
4. - off of the Bluths' family history.
- Buster Bluth has killed beforeCopy !req
5. in the exact same manner
he killed Lucille Austero!Copy !req
6. Mistrial! Mistrial!Copy !req
7. Yes, yes, I missed your trial!Copy !req
8. But while emotions were high...Copy !req
9. - She can be your mother!
- ... Michael noticed a subtle exchange.Copy !req
10. I need you to find some videotapes.
They're back... in a box...Copy !req
11. You do that, and we'll seeCopy !req
12. - about you calling me Mother.
- Right.Copy !req
13. And so, he decided to dig a little deeper.Copy !req
14. So, you thoughtCopy !req
15. Mimi was talking about you.Copy !req
16. That— That you were her child,
and that she was gonna take you away.Copy !req
17. Well, had I known
that she was talking about Lindsay,Copy !req
18. I would have been, like,
"Goodbye, Felicia."Copy !req
19. I didn't even really get close to her
until we made soup that one time.Copy !req
20. Is it true?
Did you push Mimi down the stairs?Copy !req
21. I did, but nothing's gonna happen to me
'cause I'm just a boy.Copy !req
22. How come you never said anything?Copy !req
23. - How come Mom never told—
- You leave Mother out of this.Copy !req
24. - She knows nothing.
- Why are you protecting her?Copy !req
25. What are you not telling me?Copy !req
26. I did it, but nothing's gonna happen to meCopy !req
27. because I'm just a boy.Copy !req
28. I heard that already, pal.
Do not protect Mother.Copy !req
29. This looks very, very bad.
You know, Lottie is gonna make it lookCopy !req
30. like you're one of those guys
that pushes old ladies down stairs.Copy !req
31. Lottie. She's so mean.
I wish I could shove her down the st—Copy !req
32. Hey! Shh! No more talking
about shoving, pushing—Copy !req
33. - No touching!
- Or touching.Copy !req
34. - Yeah, feel it. It's a rental.
- Let's focus on your defense.Copy !req
35. Oh, I feel good about that.Copy !req
36. - You do?
- What I saw today in court...Copy !req
37. Blew me away.Copy !req
38. What you saw in court today
is gonna put you away.Copy !req
39. Especially
after that body-dumping footage.Copy !req
40. I mean, what the hell was that?Copy !req
41. Buster had been caught on tape,Copy !req
42. dumping a person-shaped thing into the sea
that only moments before he'd received...Copy !req
43. I need your help with a, uh...Copy !req
44. - ... from Gob.
- ... Body-shaped thing.Copy !req
45. It's from a magician.Copy !req
46. Part
of his final farewell disappearing act.Copy !req
47. Gob had last seen his friend Tony WonderCopy !req
48. during a sex-pref-swap illusion...Copy !req
49. that he'd hoped would cement
their relationship.Copy !req
50. Which, in an unexpected way, it did...Copy !req
51. leaving Gob with the necessity
of pretending he was a gay man.Copy !req
52. - He's gonna have to stay gay.
- Gob assumed he'd been ghosted.Copy !req
53. But after he was threatened by a groupCopy !req
54. that somewhat tongue-in-cheek
called itself the Gay Mafia...Copy !req
55. We know you're as straight
as an Oklahoma highway.Copy !req
56. his assumptions were cruelly confirmed.Copy !req
57. And we're the ones doing the hurting.Copy !req
58. In fact,
it was a brutal organization that was ledCopy !req
59. by Lucille two's brother, Argyle...Copy !req
60. So... I have to stay gay?Copy !req
61. Just for seven years.
Then we'll let you age out.Copy !req
62. It's a lot more generous than what I did
to that last guy who faked being gay,Copy !req
63. - your pal Tony Wonder.
- ... who threatenedCopy !req
64. that, since he's so good at magic,
maybe he should make something disappear.Copy !req
65. Is that what I think it is?Copy !req
66. Gob kept this part from Buster,
but told him it was a mannequinCopy !req
67. and swore him to secrecy nonetheless.Copy !req
68. Um, it was given to me,
but I can't tell you by whom.Copy !req
69. But Dusty thinks we're
better off just ignoring it.Copy !req
70. Yeah, I think that's a bad idea.
And I'm a little concerned about Dusty.Copy !req
71. His inexperience could hurt you.
And, I'm sorry,Copy !req
72. I cannot let that happen. Not on my watch.Copy !req
73. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I saw A Few Good Men, too.Copy !req
74. - But Dusty's the real deal. Sorry, Michael.
- Game recognizes game.Copy !req
75. Mom is hiding something.Copy !req
76. She even asked Dusty
to find some secret videotapes.Copy !req
77. You wouldn't have any idea
where something like that would be,Copy !req
78. - would you?
- You don't have to save everyone, Michael.Copy !req
79. Michael knew there was only one way
to get Buster to turn on his mother.Copy !req
80. Okay. Don't tell me.
Dusty sure won't.Copy !req
81. Not after Mom told him
he could call her "Mother."Copy !req
82. Oh, they went to the cottage.
I'd check the cottage.Copy !req
83. Now, the story of a wealthy familyCopy !req
84. who lost everything,
and the one son who had no choiceCopy !req
85. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
86. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
87. Michael arrived
at the family's beach cottageCopy !req
88. to discover
that his brother's hunch was correct.Copy !req
89. What are you doing?
Research on the case?Copy !req
90. Hey, Mi— Michael. Maybe you can help me.
I, uh...Copy !req
91. I don't know what I'm lookin' for.Copy !req
92. Believe it or not,
I don't have that much trial experience.Copy !req
93. Yeah, sure. What are you trying to find?Copy !req
94. Your mom told me to get rid of a bunch
of these family tapes,Copy !req
95. but I can't imagine she'd want
to throw out all these memories.Copy !req
96. She asked you
to get rid of family memories?Copy !req
97. - Why? Is that weird?
- It's just that, typically,Copy !req
98. the drinking does that.Copy !req
99. Oh, that's good,
because she called it "evidence."Copy !req
100. But I don't think you're supposed to admit
to destroying evidence in court.Copy !req
101. - Sure.
- Again, I...Copy !req
102. Don't have that much trial experience.Copy !req
103. - Yeah. Hey, why don't we see...
- Yeah.Copy !req
104. - ... What's in this box?
- Oh, well, my mom...Copy !req
105. Your mom said that I'm supposed to be
the only one who looks in there,Copy !req
106. - but, um...
- I'm sure she wasn't talking about me.Copy !req
107. Uh, well, actually, she said exactly you.Copy !req
108. She even said the rules
were posted to be specific.Copy !req
109. I'm pretty sure that towel thing
is a shot at me, but...Copy !req
110. Well, we don't need to do everything
my mother asks us to do, right?Copy !req
111. Well, that's true. You're right.
Mother said don't open the box,Copy !req
112. but I don't see her around here anywhere.Copy !req
113. Mother, I'm going to open the box!Copy !req
114. Mom's not here, so it turns outCopy !req
115. she's not as all-powerful
as I think she is.Copy !req
116. Getting to call Lucille "Mother"
had changed Dusty.Copy !req
117. So, which ones do you wanna watch?Copy !req
118. "George Bluth, Affair: Caught in Act"Copy !req
119. or "George Bluth, Another Affair:
Caught in Act, Hi-Res"?Copy !req
120. I know which one I would watch
with a gun to my head.Copy !req
121. Not the hi-res.Copy !req
122. Oh.Copy !req
123. "Buster, Age Eight, Under Hypnosis: 1982."Copy !req
124. This— This is the year
that they tried to get him to wean.Copy !req
125. Hang on, that was— that was '83.Copy !req
126. Uh, 1982 was, uh...Copy !req
127. Was...Copy !req
128. Awesome. '82 was awesome. Good year.Copy !req
129. - You haven't watched any of these?
- These are three-quarter-inch, Michael.Copy !req
130. This is not a TV station in the '70s.Copy !req
131. But, fortunately,
Michael knew someoneCopy !req
132. at a news station in his 70s.Copy !req
133. Tell you what, uh,
let me take care of this, Dusty.Copy !req
134. Yeah,
I don't want to be too sentimental here,Copy !req
135. but these are my precious family evidence,Copy !req
136. so I should be the one
that gets to destroy them.Copy !req
137. After talking to Michael,
Buster had grown even more nervousCopy !req
138. about keeping Gob's secret.Copy !req
139. the body you dumped
was Tony Wonder's magic dummy,Copy !req
140. because no one wants
to get put away for murder. I get it.Copy !req
141. It is their main evidence against me,Copy !req
142. and it does look
like I'm disposing Lucille two's body.Copy !req
143. Not, no...
Very different body types,Copy !req
144. I can assure you, just...
Even in the dark,Copy !req
145. you wouldn't make that, uh, mistake.Copy !req
146. Anyway, I'm concerned that, uh...
You, uh...Copy !req
147. Could you really enjoy your freedom,
knowing that you hurt my career?Copy !req
148. And don't forget, Buster,
when you were a boy,Copy !req
149. - magic saved your life.
- Uh...Copy !req
150. Uh, look, we don't have to say
that it was a Tony Wonder dummy.Copy !req
151. We could tell them it's a random dummy.Copy !req
152. And violate magician-assistant privilege?
Not an option!Copy !req
153. If you help me with this illusion,Copy !req
154. then you can be my assistant
for the rest of my magic career.Copy !req
155. - Every show, every city...
- Oh.Copy !req
156. Pending availability
and parole conditions,Copy !req
157. - of course.
- Yeah.Copy !req
158. But what if I'm convicted, Gob?Copy !req
159. I don't know. I'll use Adhir.Copy !req
160. - Hmm.
- But if you are acquitted,Copy !req
161. we can start as soon as next week,
'cause I got a big illusion planned.Copy !req
162. - You know that wall we're building?
- No. I'm kind of out of the loop.Copy !req
163. - Who's Adhir?
- Doesn't matter.Copy !req
164. But the Gay Mafia wasn't out of the loop.Copy !req
165. Which is what had led
to two of Argyle's croniesCopy !req
166. recently showing up in Gob's office.Copy !req
167. Argyle heard about the wall project.Copy !req
168. And he's a little insulted
you didn't ask himCopy !req
169. for a sit-down first.Copy !req
170. Because had you done the right thing
and talked to Argyle,Copy !req
171. you would have remembered
we're Newport Beach'sCopy !req
172. premier cement provider.Copy !req
173. Something you already knew
from the trick you did at the parade.Copy !req
174. The one you did with your friend.
Tony Wonder. Well...Copy !req
175. he certainly knows about it.Copy !req
176. It— It's just a prototype wall.
You know, I thought it was too smallCopy !req
177. to bother Argyle with.Copy !req
178. Really? Even though you got
Congresswoman Sally SitwellCopy !req
179. to call for it?Copy !req
180. Because, I tell you what,
you get a federal contract,Copy !req
181. that's a lot of cement.Copy !req
182. So why don't you let Argyle decide
whether or not he's bothered.Copy !req
183. Because if Argyle isn't happy,
the wall isn't gonna be the only thingCopy !req
184. covered in cement.Copy !req
185. They were two tough guysCopy !req
186. right out of Guys and Dolls,
a play they were in the middleCopy !req
187. of a very successful four-week run of
at a local community theater.Copy !req
188. Reminds me of how Hanks walked aroundCopy !req
189. - like Jim Lovell for a year.
- Argyle will be watching.Copy !req
190. And if he's happy, he just might be okay
with letting you go backCopy !req
191. to being straight.Copy !req
192. And while their affect
may have been over the top,Copy !req
193. their threats were very real.Copy !req
194. - Nice guys.
- Of course, it would take GobCopy !req
195. another hour to realize that.Copy !req
196. So here's the illusion:
I'm gonna go into the wallCopy !req
197. - a gay man, which I am.
- Wow.Copy !req
198. If anyone from the Gay Mafia asks.Copy !req
199. And then, when I come out the other side,Copy !req
200. I will be magically straightened out.Copy !req
201. Well, cis male, high butch.Copy !req
202. Gob had learned a lot
in the short time he'd been magically gay.Copy !req
203. Buster, you do this for me...Copy !req
204. One day...Copy !req
205. I'll come to you for a favor.Copy !req
206. And so, the next day,Copy !req
207. Michael sought out
a highly respected journalist...Copy !req
208. Lean Cuisine? I think I got a Lean Pocket
around here somewhere.Copy !req
209. who was going through a bitter divorce.Copy !req
210. Nothing, thank you.Copy !req
211. You know, you look familiar to me.
Have— Have we met before?Copy !req
212. Well, John, you used our house
for To Entrap a Local Predator.Copy !req
213. - That's it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
214. - You were one of our super creeps.
- Yeah, yeah. Uh, no.Copy !req
215. - Oh, man, you were so out of it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
216. - I have it here.
- And that's when Michael saw footageCopy !req
217. from a nightCopy !req
218. - of which he had no recollection.
- That's me!Copy !req
219. What am I doing in a Banana Stand shirt?Copy !req
220. Can you go back before all this?Copy !req
221. A night in which Michael arrived
somewhat battered and bruisedCopy !req
222. to the model home, and ran into a brother...Copy !req
223. I'm just not into Cuatro this year.Copy !req
224. with whom he shared
some very cryptic information.Copy !req
225. I did something
that I wish I could forget.Copy !req
226. You've got no idea how I feel.Copy !req
227. Before being surprised
by a guest of his brother's.Copy !req
228. What is he doing there?Copy !req
229. And Michael watched Gob give him a pillCopy !req
230. that he used
to preserve the secret of the trick.Copy !req
231. What— What was that?Copy !req
232. Whatever it was, it knocked you outCopy !req
233. - for two days.
- ... forgetful...Copy !req
234. At that very moment,
the man who gave it to himCopy !req
235. - was being questioned by Dusty.
- You and I are friends, don't you think?Copy !req
236. Objection. Is this going somewhere?Copy !req
237. Yeah, that's what I wanted to find out.Copy !req
238. So do you think we'll hang out together
after this?Copy !req
239. - I'll allow it.
- Ah...Copy !req
240. Hang out, like go to the beach
or something?Copy !req
241. How does that pertain?Copy !req
242. I just want to know
if he'll let me see his fort, because...Copy !req
243. - I'll allow it.
- Oh.Copy !req
244. - I won't allow that.
- That's... Sustained. That's...Copy !req
245. That's fine. That's fair. That's... Yeah.Copy !req
246. Mr. Bluth, you are a magician by trade.
Is that correct?Copy !req
247. - Illusionist.
- Oh.Copy !req
248. - I'm sorry.
- Oh, please.Copy !req
249. Sustained. I'll allow it.Copy !req
250. And you've worked
with the defendant before.Copy !req
251. This assistant—
This was your assistant, is that correct?Copy !req
252. Yes, he was my assistant.Copy !req
253. Gob realized that Buster
had gotten him under oath,Copy !req
254. not just as a character witness...Copy !req
255. Didn't you say he is the best assistant
you ever had?Copy !req
256. but to compel him
to take moral responsibilityCopy !req
257. for the dumping of the body.Copy !req
258. - Yes, I did.
- And what exactlyCopy !req
259. was it that made him the best?Copy !req
260. So Gob put the moral responsibility...Copy !req
261. He would never reveal a secret.Copy !req
262. back on Buster.Copy !req
263. He would just act all dumb, like,Copy !req
264. - "I don't know what's happening, either."
- Mm.Copy !req
265. You know, he just— he was just so good
at acting like, "Where'd she go?Copy !req
266. What happened to her?
She just... She vanished."Copy !req
267. And he could take any object,
no matter its size, and make it disappear.Copy !req
268. Gone forever, like it never existed.Copy !req
269. - You'd never find a trace of it.
- Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...Copy !req
270. And he had nerves of steel,
I tell you that much.Copy !req
271. Even if he was cutting a woman
in half... with that steel.Copy !req
272. And then he'd make the steel disappear
as well.Copy !req
273. - So cool.
- He was just a very...Copy !req
274. Dumb-acting but...Copy !req
275. Secretly sneaky guy.Copy !req
276. And a rift had opened up
between the brothers.Copy !req
277. But Michael had discovered
that Gob was pretty sneaky himself.Copy !req
278. So... Gob forget-me-nowed me
because of Tony.Copy !req
279. And that would be news on any other day,
but I've gotta save my brother.Copy !req
280. Can you play this tape for me?Copy !req
281. Yeah, sure.
Did anyone tell you about the...?Copy !req
282. Yes. Yep. Twenty-dollar tape deck rental.Copy !req
283. All right, let's plop her inCopy !req
284. - and see how she plays.
- Thank you.Copy !req
285. Doctor-to-be, Tobias Fünke.Copy !req
286. Subject, who is now
in a deep hypnotic state,Copy !req
287. and this is my doctoral research material
on memory suppression.Copy !req
288. Memory suppression?Copy !req
289. No. Not that, no.
Give him some juice, please.Copy !req
290. Juice, please.Copy !req
291. where we left off yesterday.
What happened to Mimi?Copy !req
292. I pushed her down the stairs.Copy !req
293. No. You didn't do anything.
You're a good boy.Copy !req
294. Juice, please! What really happened
is your mother pushed MimiCopy !req
295. down the stairs.
But what do we tell the police?Copy !req
296. Mother pushed Mimi down the stairs.Copy !req
297. No, no, no, no.
Please remove the juice, please!Copy !req
298. We tell the police
that you pushed Mimi down the stairs.Copy !req
299. I pushed Mimi down the—Copy !req
300. No! No, your mother did!Copy !req
301. Watch me drink the juice, please.
Juice, please!Copy !req
302. You're confusing him.
Honey, even though we all knowCopy !req
303. that I pushed Mimi down the stairs,
if you tell anyone that, I'll go to jail.Copy !req
304. I don't want you to.Copy !req
305. - What a bitch.
- That's right,Copy !req
306. so you have to save me
by saying you did it.Copy !req
307. But nothing is going to happen to you,
because you're just a boy.Copy !req
308. I did it, but nothing's gonna happen to meCopy !req
309. - 'cause I'm just a boy.
- Can you say it again?Copy !req
310. but nothing's
gonna happen to me 'cause I'm a boy.Copy !req
311. I wish I hadn't finished that juice.Copy !req
312. - That's where it ends.
- Can you transfer that onto somethingCopy !req
313. less obsolete? I got to save my brother.Copy !req
314. I think it's time to find out
if Mother can handle the truth.Copy !req
315. A Few Good Men. Great movie.Copy !req
316. - But first, I got to wash the pile...
- Sure. Take your time.Copy !req
317. Orange County Courthouse.Copy !req
318. - Is the Bluth case still in session?
- It was.Copy !req
319. As, after Gob had outsmarted
a dumb lawyer,Copy !req
320. the question was,
could he out-dumb a smart lawyer?Copy !req
321. These objects that Buster could hide...Copy !req
322. Were they as big as a human body?Copy !req
323. Oh, God, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
324. Just, I mean, the...Copy !req
325. Often, the exact same dimension
of a human body,Copy !req
326. of an average human male or female body.Copy !req
327. Often a female body.Copy !req
328. - Any female body, really.
- This listCopy !req
329. of skills you mentioned, were they helpful
for, say, covering up a crime?Copy !req
330. I see what you're doing.Copy !req
331. Yes, it would.Copy !req
332. No more questions.Copy !req
333. Interesting, huh?
Hers were a lot easier than his.Copy !req
334. Permission to interrupt the case.Copy !req
335. - Could you identify yourself?
- You missed it.Copy !req
336. - I killed up there.
- I am Michael Bluth.Copy !req
337. I am the brother of the defendant
and— and cocounsel to Dusty.Copy !req
338. Permission to join the defense?Copy !req
339. Oh, that'll be great timing,Copy !req
340. because I've been drinking
this free court water.Copy !req
341. Does the prosecution have any objections?Copy !req
342. - I need a break.
- Oh, let him go.Copy !req
343. Oh, he worked through recess.Copy !req
344. All right.
Mr. Bluth, call your next witness.Copy !req
345. I would like to call Lucille Bluth,
the accused mother.Copy !req
346. I think you mean "the accused's mother."Copy !req
347. Oh, what did I say?Copy !req
348. Mrs. Bluth, would you please state
your relationshipCopy !req
349. - to the defendant?
- Look at you,Copy !req
350. milking this for every moment.Copy !req
351. Isn't this classic Michael?Copy !req
352. We make fun of him all the time.
Right, Gob?Copy !req
353. The rift
between the brothers had been repaired.Copy !req
354. - Please just answer the question.
- I'm his mother.Copy !req
355. The district attorney has provided
some very provocative informationCopy !req
356. about the defendant. She has claimedCopy !req
357. that he was responsible,
at a very young age,Copy !req
358. for pushing our grandmother, Mimi,Copy !req
359. down the stairs.
Thus, that he killed before.Copy !req
360. What are you doing, Michael?Copy !req
361. Trying to prove
the prosecution's theories?Copy !req
362. Stop showing off and get to the point.Copy !req
363. What if Buster did not push Mimi
down the stairs?Copy !req
364. - What are you talking about?
- The question is,Copy !req
365. do you recall the night
in 1982 when Mimi died?Copy !req
366. Where are you going with this, Michael?Copy !req
367. - I just want the truth.
- Oh, God,Copy !req
368. are you going for one
of your Few Good Men moments?Copy !req
369. You remember the night your mother died.Copy !req
370. - Of course I do. Terrible, what happened.
- Tell me, what did happen?Copy !req
371. Because the prosecution
would have us believeCopy !req
372. that Buster Bluth, your son,
my brother, was responsibleCopy !req
373. - for that death.
- Well, he did confess to it.Copy !req
374. So it seems
that even Buster believes the storyCopy !req
375. that happened in 1982.Copy !req
376. It was an accident. He was very young.
He didn't understand the consequences.Copy !req
377. So you are stating, as a fact,Copy !req
378. that Buster pushed your mother
down the stairs?Copy !req
379. Buster says Buster pushed my mother.Copy !req
380. And I think you pushed your mother.Copy !req
381. I think that Mimi might not have beenCopy !req
382. the only person that took a fall
that night.Copy !req
383. I think you let Buster take a fall
for you.Copy !req
384. Oh, I see.Copy !req
385. So if I pushed my mother
down the stairs, maybe I did this, too?Copy !req
386. - Maybe you did.
- I— I thought this was about my mother.Copy !req
387. - It's about family, all of it.
- Stay on topic, Michael.Copy !req
388. Okay, let's do that.Copy !req
389. Where were you the night
that Lucille Austero disappeared?Copy !req
390. I don't know where I was.
I don't know who was where!Copy !req
391. Where were you?Copy !req
392. So it seems that I came home
from somewhere.Copy !req
393. The point is
that we're talking about you, not me.Copy !req
394. Well, maybe we should talk about you.Copy !req
395. You were there. You owed her money!Copy !req
396. - I need that money.
- Sure.Copy !req
397. You borrowed it, didn't you, Michael?Copy !req
398. Yes, I did, because I care
about the family, which I thought...Copy !req
399. Oh, stay on topic.
You bounce like a beach ball.Copy !req
400. I'm answering the question.Copy !req
401. I'm saying, when you care
about a family or a business,Copy !req
402. you do things people might not understand.Copy !req
403. - Michael!
- ... What I might do.Copy !req
404. Are you threatening...Copy !req
405. And... sometimes you do bad things
that you don't remember...Copy !req
406. - Or I don't want to remember.
- Objection.Copy !req
407. - Michael's out of control.
- So maybe I wasCopy !req
408. out of control that night, but at leastCopy !req
409. - I can admit it.
- Admit what?Copy !req
410. You're talking
like you killed Lucille Austero!Copy !req
411. You're goddamn right I did!Copy !req
412. And that's how Michael
A Few Good Men-ed himself.Copy !req
413. I think.Copy !req
414. I, uh...Copy !req
415. I— I, uh... I was there.
I was there, and, uh...Copy !req
416. Hey, Michael,
I need that money I lent you.Copy !req
417. I think that I went there
to see Lucille two. I was mad at her.Copy !req
418. I— I had borrowed money...Copy !req
419. Does bad news count?Copy !req
420. - I'm ashamed.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
421. I offered to sleep with herCopy !req
422. so that she would forget my $700,000 debt.Copy !req
423. Nice humblebrag.Copy !req
424. - Then we fought...
- I cannot be held responsible...Copy !req
425. And I must have done something to herCopy !req
426. and gotten my shirt bloody.Copy !req
427. Why else would I change it
in the Banana Stand...Copy !req
428. Stop.
You don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
429. But I definitely drove the stair car home,
and that's why it was next to the house.Copy !req
430. And, uh, the pill. Gob gave me that pill.Copy !req
431. That's what I saw
on that video at— at John Beard's,Copy !req
432. which is why I had forgotten
that I was at Cinco.Copy !req
433. Okay, Michael, that's enough.Copy !req
434. Even I was starting to believe
that Buster... but, uh...Copy !req
435. - I think that I'm the killer.
- And perhaps, it was at that momentCopy !req
436. - that Lottie realized...
- I object.Copy !req
437. she had no chance of winning.Copy !req
438. The opposing counsel... is confessing.Copy !req
439. No further confessions, Your Honor.Copy !req
440. It was a stunningly dramatic twist,Copy !req
441. a real Making of a Monster-type moment.Copy !req
442. - Michael, honest to God...
- Yeah?Copy !req
443. What the hell was that?
You had me on the stand.Copy !req
444. - You were making me look like a murderer!
- I'm sorry. I found the tapesCopy !req
445. where you were making Buster think
he pushed Mimi down the stairs.Copy !req
446. Exactly. Those are the tapes
I wanted you to find.Copy !req
447. I couldn't have laid it out
any more clearly for you.Copy !req
448. All you had to do was get me on the stand
and make me look like a liar.Copy !req
449. How do you screw that up?Copy !req
450. Screw that up?Copy !req
451. What, you wanted me to accuse you
of pushing Mimi down the stairs?Copy !req
452. We couldn't have the jury
thinking Buster did it,Copy !req
453. because they'd be totally convincedCopy !req
454. he did the same thing to Lucille 2,Copy !req
455. and I couldn't exactly accuse myself
of killing Mimi.Copy !req
456. I would just look like a loving mother
lying to protect her son.Copy !req
457. But I didn't push Mimi
down the stairs. Buster did.Copy !req
458. Mom, you're on tape
admitting that you did itCopy !req
459. and telling Buster to confess
to being a murderer.Copy !req
460. He thought he was saying that
to save his mother.Copy !req
461. We were implanting a memory.Copy !req
462. We didn't want him growing up
thinking he was a killer.Copy !req
463. Instead, he thinks he's a hero.Copy !req
464. Meanwhile, I grow up thinking I'm a hero,Copy !req
465. and I turn out to be a killer.Copy !req
466. - You didn't kill anyone.
- No, no.Copy !req
467. I think I did. They're probably
on their way to come lock me up right now.Copy !req
468. Lottie's not going to reopen the case.Copy !req
469. Mom, I just confessed in there.Copy !req
470. That you were drugged
and don't fully remember.Copy !req
471. Why did I change shirts?Copy !req
472. - Why did I say I lost control?
- Michael,Copy !req
473. they've got nothing.
No body. It's a mistrial.Copy !req
474. It's over. Dusty told me.Copy !req
475. Two brothers can't be charged
for the same crime.Copy !req
476. Well, I hate to say it,
but you may have been gettingCopy !req
477. better advice from Barry.Copy !req
478. But I should talk. I mean, I thought...
I was better than this family,Copy !req
479. but I've made a mess of everything.Copy !req
480. I— I couldn't keep Lindsay around.Copy !req
481. My son will likely be ruined
at the wall unveilingCopy !req
482. for not having the software.
That's my fault.Copy !req
483. Turns out, I'm the worst.
I'm the worst Bluth.Copy !req
484. Never say that!Copy !req
485. Gob is the worst.Copy !req
486. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
487. On the day of both the wall
and the Fakeblock software unveiling,Copy !req
488. the Bluth family was growing anxious.Copy !req
489. - You think Michael's gonna show?
- And miss a chance to save the day?Copy !req
490. We need this part to go well.Copy !req
491. Sally Sitwell can't shut this down
before the presentation.Copy !req
492. I'm actually more worried
about the Chinese.Copy !req
493. I don't think they're happy
with the protesters.Copy !req
494. If this doesn't work,
they'll never stop coming after usCopy !req
495. for the debt.
Oh, God, I just got an amiable nod.Copy !req
496. - Are you sure it was amiable?
- Yeah, it was pretty amiable.Copy !req
497. Okay, look away.
I wouldn't want our congresswomanCopy !req
498. - to think we're colluding.
- Hello, Lucille.Copy !req
499. - Oh, Sally.
- Colluding with who?Copy !req
500. Oh, the protesters.Copy !req
501. I don't know who let these libtards
in here.Copy !req
502. - I beg your pardon?
- People with liberal-tardation.Copy !req
503. Well, they're not making it easier for me
to sign off on this prototype.Copy !req
504. - I can't believe you'd let them in.
- We didn't let them in.Copy !req
505. I— I don't know how they got
past the guard gate.Copy !req
506. You know, maybe we should think
about hiring a guard.Copy !req
507. God, I see the problem.Copy !req
508. - Frosty the Snowflake over there.
- What do we want?Copy !req
509. - No wall!
- When do we want it?Copy !req
510. - We don't?
- That doesn't—Copy !req
511. - Tobias!
- Go limp! Go limp!Copy !req
512. Go... No, no, no, no. You...Copy !req
513. You look like you're
at a Walking Dead convention.Copy !req
514. - No, limp, like, uh, flaccid. Unerect.
- Um, George?Copy !req
515. Hmm?Copy !req
516. You should welcome
some of your friends over there.Copy !req
517. I can't believe my dry cleaners came.Copy !req
518. What are you doing?Copy !req
519. - Are you not a member of this family?
- Uh, he wants to be,Copy !req
520. but this is going to guarantee
it'll never happen.Copy !req
521. I'm sorry, but I'm doing this
for ethical reasons.Copy !req
522. - I need the money.
- Money?Copy !req
523. - These are paid protesters?
- Who's paying you?Copy !req
524. I am.Copy !req
525. And, Dad, I made you a chant follower,
not a chant leader.Copy !req
526. - Chant follower?
- I'm not paying you for that.Copy !req
527. Anyway, yes, we're protesting.Copy !req
528. This family can make George Michael
into a fully-blown Bluth,Copy !req
529. but they're not gonna do the same to me.Copy !req
530. No, it's turning you into your mother.Copy !req
531. Well, maybe this will bring her
back to this family.Copy !req
532. Lucille, I am sorry, I cannot authorize
this wall in front of these protesters,Copy !req
533. especially when it is your family
that's doing the protesting.Copy !req
534. I'll look ridiculous. I...
Channel 52 is here.Copy !req
535. - What is she paying you?
- Three dollars an hourCopy !req
536. and a copy of the news footage
for my reel.Copy !req
537. How'd you like to be a Bluth?Copy !req
538. - Fully-blown?
- No.Copy !req
539. And not your creepy girlfriend
or your imbecilic son.Copy !req
540. Funny story, that.Copy !req
541. They left me.Copy !req
542. Oh.Copy !req
543. I wear the horns of a cuckold.
That's why you don't put your girlfriendCopy !req
544. in the same sleeping bag with your son.Copy !req
545. But I'm not gonna let him share mine.
I like to spread my legs.Copy !req
546. - Apparently, so does DeBrie.
- Okay, don't worry about it.Copy !req
547. These people will follow me anywhere.
Hmm? Okay, folks, change of plans!Copy !req
548. Now, you guys got through, but let's keep
the rest of your family members away.Copy !req
549. I say we do put up the wall, huh?
Yes? What's happening?Copy !req
550. What? What? Oh, no! Go limp! Go limp!Copy !req
551. - Okay.
- That might buy us time.Copy !req
552. Which is what George
was doing with the Chinese investors.Copy !req
553. Good. I think you're gonna beCopy !req
554. very, very impressed by the wall.
It's gonna, you know, keep everything out.Copy !req
555. We are much more concernedCopy !req
556. with the software portion
of the demonstration.Copy !req
557. We are very eager to see
how it interfere with the broadcast.Copy !req
558. We need something like this in China.Copy !req
559. 'Cause your game shows are the worst.Copy !req
560. And, of course, this will be very helpful
in avoiding the spread of democracy.Copy !req
561. And soon,
Buster caught up with his mother.Copy !req
562. Hello, Mother.Copy !req
563. - Didn't expect to see you here.
- Why the hell wouldn't I be here?Copy !req
564. No, you would be. I wouldn't.
You didn't invite me.Copy !req
565. But, fortunately, Gob invited me.Copy !req
566. Hey, Gob.
I bet you think you're seeing me here.Copy !req
567. - Yeah, you're part of the illusion.
- Okay, I'll meet you backstage.Copy !req
568. Yeah, I expect to see you there.Copy !req
569. Why are you...?Copy !req
570. I bet you didn't expect him
to expect to see me back there.Copy !req
571. Wh— What did he mean?
He's not using you in his show, is he?Copy !req
572. Yes, because I'm a good assistant,Copy !req
573. and unlike you,
I know how to keep a secret.Copy !req
574. I can't believe you told Warden Gentles
about our family secrets.Copy !req
575. Look,Copy !req
576. you wanted to get out for the parade,Copy !req
577. but I drank too much, okay?Copy !req
578. This is why you don't go to rehab.
I lost all my tolerance.Copy !req
579. But I tried to fix it.Copy !req
580. That's why I wanted Michael
to expose that I was to blame.Copy !req
581. How was I to know he'd point the finger
at himself?Copy !req
582. - But it worked.
- Mother, I know the truth now.Copy !req
583. I always thought you pushed
Mimi down the stairs,Copy !req
584. and you made me take the blame.
I got it backwards.Copy !req
585. I pushed Mimi down the stairs.Copy !req
586. And you made me take the blame.
That's the same.Copy !req
587. But I want to thank you for that.
You were just trying to protect me.Copy !req
588. Can you imagine how weird
I would have turned outCopy !req
589. if I thought I did it?Copy !req
590. I really can't.Copy !req
591. And soon, it was time
for the presentation to begin.Copy !req
592. the president of Fakeblock,Copy !req
593. Mr. Gob Bluth!Copy !req
594. "Gob"? Who said Gob?Copy !req
595. Gob, Gob! Who did?Copy !req
596. Thank you. Oh, and my...Copy !req
597. As many of you know,
for thousands of years,Copy !req
598. - the U.S.
- Mexico border has been woefully unfenced.Copy !req
599. But today, that changes.Copy !req
600. Not literally today.
Today, we're just hereCopy !req
601. for approval on a small piece of—Copy !req
602. Why am I being so serious?
We're gonna be rich.Copy !req
603. With this wall...Copy !req
604. Buster, would you get out of the...Copy !req
605. Today, in these plywood forms,Copy !req
606. 10,000 pounds of wet, gay,
QuickHard cementCopy !req
607. will be poured, because if we build it,
they won't come!Copy !req
608. Oh, that's clever. All right,
get ready to storm the wall.Copy !req
609. But before I demonstrate
to you the software that will...Copy !req
610. I don't know, I guess just stop tweeting
from shithole countries,Copy !req
611. I'd like to make a special demonstration
of my own. As many of you know,Copy !req
612. I performed a trick a couple months agoCopy !req
613. where I turned from straight,
uh-huh, to gay.Copy !req
614. Uh...Copy !req
615. Now?Copy !req
616. No, let's see how this pans out first.Copy !req
617. While my friend Tony Wonder
was encased in cementCopy !req
618. and never heard from again...Copy !req
619. Well, now it's my turn to transform back,
which I will do by startingCopy !req
620. on the other side of the wall a gay manCopy !req
621. and turning straight as I walkCopy !req
622. through it.Copy !req
623. Hey, no, no, take five from the beating.Copy !req
624. You can get back to it.
I want to see this trick.Copy !req
625. And to help me do that, my assistant,Copy !req
626. direct from his mistrial,Copy !req
627. please welcome to the stage
Byron Buster Bluth.Copy !req
628. Mm.Copy !req
629. How does it feel to be accused of murder?Copy !req
630. It was a lot of work, but I didn't do it!Copy !req
631. They found me not guilty.Copy !req
632. Well, it was a mistrial,
so they found you not not guilty.Copy !req
633. There was no body.
They will never find the body.Copy !req
634. Maybe I shouldn't have smoked
during his pregnancy.Copy !req
635. Well, to be fair, you—
You hate to drink without a cigarette.Copy !req
636. Speaking of magic,
you ought to get on with yours.Copy !req
637. - Murderer!
- Not proven!Copy !req
638. It didn't stick, asshole!Copy !req
639. Now for the easy part.Copy !req
640. Back off. Get the...Copy !req
641. - Climbing over the wall
so I can begin the illusion.
- Get away!Copy !req
642. On the other side.Copy !req
643. Well, it is a bit of a flawCopy !req
644. that anybody can get
over our wall by using a rope ladder.Copy !req
645. And while Gob was shredding
what little dignity he had left,Copy !req
646. George Michael was showing respect
to the family's Chinese benefactors.Copy !req
647. How long until the clown's done
with the clown show?Copy !req
648. Uh, well, he's... technically,
he's not a clown. He's, um...Copy !req
649. Five minutes. Maybe six, if he has
a hard time getting his shirt off,Copy !req
650. but, you know, I have to let him do this.
He's my uncle.Copy !req
651. We have a word for this in Chinese.Copy !req
652. It means a combination
of embarrassment and obligation.Copy !req
653. - We need a word like that.
- And after descendingCopy !req
654. to the other side of the wall,
Gob was ready for his transformation.Copy !req
655. I am now behind the wall, still fully gay.Copy !req
656. But in a moment,
I'll be on the other side.Copy !req
657. So, ladies, prepare to be objectified.Copy !req
658. Ooh, mommy!Copy !req
659. Seal me in.Copy !req
660. Not you. Get out!Copy !req
661. Okay, now, I still need
to somehow get through this plywood form,Copy !req
662. but I'm still gay...Copy !req
663. so I'm not very good with tools.Copy !req
664. - So I have to use magic.
- He's inside the wall!Copy !req
665. I'm making it!
I'm through the plywood!Copy !req
666. Oh, I'm craving a beer.Copy !req
667. My references are becoming more basic.Copy !req
668. I think Billy Eichner is mean.Copy !req
669. Buster, prepare the other side
for my emergence.Copy !req
670. And Michael showed up just in time...Copy !req
671. Gay masons, begin the pour.Copy !req
672. for the cement to be dropped
on his brother...Copy !req
673. while his son was ramping up businessCopy !req
674. about a software product his father
had been told did not work.Copy !req
675. And you are confident
the software is effective?Copy !req
676. Because we could make you very wealthy.Copy !req
677. Oh, we can't sell you Fakeblock
for the wall.Copy !req
678. We're doing the software
on a licensing basis,Copy !req
679. as we're on the verge
of selling the companyCopy !req
680. to a major commercial actress.
I'm sorry, a commercial enterprise.Copy !req
681. I have the contract for them to sign here,Copy !req
682. for after the presentation,
to sell Fakeblock.Copy !req
683. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's that? Are you...Copy !req
684. You're selling Fakeblock? To who?Copy !req
685. - No, Dad, it doesn't matter. Please—
- Hey.Copy !req
686. Hold on. Is it— Is it Rebel?Copy !req
687. Are you selling the software
to the Howards?Copy !req
688. - Do not get in the middle of this.
- You said you would not sell to herCopy !req
689. because it didn't work,
but it does work, doesn't it?Copy !req
690. You don't want me to know.
Is that why you're trying to sell itCopy !req
691. before the demonstration?Copy !req
692. - Uh, this is not the time.
- You cannot do this.Copy !req
693. You cannot do this
because you're not the president.Copy !req
694. You're just the founder.
Gob is the president.Copy !req
695. - Can't sign without his signature.
- No?Copy !req
696. - No.
- Read the contract.Copy !req
697. As long as the president is incapacitated,
it's mine to sell.Copy !req
698. Incapacitated? What are you talking about?
Where's Gob?Copy !req
699. Oh, well, let's just say he's,
uh, in between thingsCopy !req
700. at the moment, okay?
He's plastered, all right?Copy !req
701. He's doing that Tony Wonder trick
where they pour cement on him.Copy !req
702. Last I heard, he didn't know how to do it.Copy !req
703. You might want to check on that.Copy !req
704. I don't get it.
I— I don't get why you would do this.Copy !req
705. What happened to family first?Copy !req
706. I am putting my family first.Copy !req
707. My new family.Copy !req
708. Howard you like me now, Dad?Copy !req
709. - Howard you like me now?
- Of course you're choosing them,Copy !req
710. because you never forgave me
for Rebel, did you?Copy !req
711. After everything that I've done
for you, you're still tryingCopy !req
712. to teach me a lesson?
Well, I got news for you,Copy !req
713. you can't sell
because I am still part owner in stock,Copy !req
714. - and I'm not incapacitated.
- No, not yet.Copy !req
715. Know what you have
in common with my new dad?Copy !req
716. And that's when, in my opinion,
George Michael went too far.Copy !req
717. You could both use a hit.Copy !req
718. - I'm sorry.
- As did Michael.Copy !req
719. And an animosity that had been building
was finally acted out.Copy !req
720. And while the father and son fought
next to the quickly hard-drying wall...Copy !req
721. Gob could be heard trying
to fight his way through it.Copy !req
722. more cement than I anticipated.Copy !req
723. He's supposed to say,
"Remove the plywood now."Copy !req
724. I don't know why he's not saying it. Gob?Copy !req
725. You want me to remove the plywood now?Copy !req
726. This is quick-drying cement,
so the sooner you can answer...Copy !req
727. Okay,
I'm so, so sorry about that.Copy !req
728. We really wanna be
in business with you guys.Copy !req
729. We don't act like this all the time.Copy !req
730. And I can assure you that I am
in complete authority of bothCopy !req
731. the Bluth Company and Fakeblock,
and we'd love to do this deal with you.Copy !req
732. - They told me you were fired.
- No,Copy !req
733. I'm on the board. Third in succession
if the other two are incapacitated.Copy !req
734. Only feet away,
one of those incapacitationsCopy !req
735. was on display.Copy !req
736. As with no response from his brother...Copy !req
737. But I would rather have
a brother who's aliveCopy !req
738. and maybe bisexual than dead and straight!Copy !req
739. - I declare a mistrick! Remove the forms!
- ... Buster appeared to panic.Copy !req
740. That's how Gob, years before anyone else,Copy !req
741. ended up with an immovable position
supporting a wall.Copy !req
742. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.Copy !req
743. - He's mad.
- As were the Chinese.Copy !req
744. We can't be in business
with a family like this.Copy !req
745. We look forward to your
repayment of our generosity.Copy !req
746. I can't— I can't do that.Copy !req
747. We— We have nothing
that— that we can give you.Copy !req
748. We need to build the wall
so we can end our debt to you.Copy !req
749. Well, we might be happy
with just the software component.Copy !req
750. You want to...Copy !req
751. You want to buy Fakeblock?
Well, we should... let's...Copy !req
752. We should wait
until after the demonstration.Copy !req
753. I— I don't want you
to take on too much risk.Copy !req
754. And I wouldn't know
what to charge you, sir.Copy !req
755. You will just sign it over,
and your debt will be forgiven.Copy !req
756. But this has to happen quickly,
before the young clown comes to,Copy !req
757. or they pull the dead clown
out of the wall.Copy !req
758. - We will agree to take this risk.
- Go, go, go!Copy !req
759. And I guess we should do this quickly.Copy !req
760. And while these
no longer amiable businessmenCopy !req
761. signed their okay to taking over a companyCopy !req
762. from a family that had fallen apart,Copy !req
763. a father and son signed their okay...Copy !req
764. Knowing they hadn't.Copy !req
765. I hope this allows you
to save face for your family.Copy !req
766. - Well, thank you.
- Let's go. Well done.Copy !req
767. But onstage, it was Gob's face
that was at risk.Copy !req
768. - Don't use the sledgehammer.
- Get him out of there.Copy !req
769. Did somebody say... Wonder?Copy !req
770. I wonder if Gob is... still alive!Copy !req
771. He was, and as straight as he'd ever been.Copy !req
772. And I missed my cue.
And I missed my cue.Copy !req
773. And Gob and Tony finally reconnected.Copy !req
774. - Sorry about jumping my line.
- I don't think anyone noticed.Copy !req
775. They were probably
just so surprised to see me still alive.Copy !req
776. Like you were blown away to see me alive?Copy !req
777. You disappeared during that closet bit.
I thought that you were ghosting me.Copy !req
778. - To make me feel like a fool.
- No, look.Copy !req
779. I had to switch out
with a mannequin in the closetCopy !req
780. and pretend I was in the cement.Copy !req
781. Oh, no. Yeah, no,
I figured that out to do the...Copy !req
782. But when the Gay Mafia
dumped that body on me,Copy !req
783. you know, I— I just, uh... I don't know,Copy !req
784. - I thought maybe it wasn't a trick.
- Oh, so they wanted to scare you.Copy !req
785. My God,
they're such a bunch of drama thugs.Copy !req
786. Well, I might not have been dead,
but my career was.Copy !req
787. I was doing three shows a day
in Branson in the, uh,Copy !req
788. - Yakov Smirnoff Theater.
- What's he like?Copy !req
789. Disappointing. Disa— Uh, disappointing.Copy !req
790. Yeah, he treats you
like an audience member.Copy !req
791. But you freed me from that.
I still don't knowCopy !req
792. how you got those Mafia guys
to cancel my contract.Copy !req
793. Well, I offered them a better contract.Copy !req
794. So I guess we're just a couple
of straight guys, huh?Copy !req
795. - What a relief, huh?
- Same. Big-time, same.Copy !req
796. I guess I can go back to Joni Beard now.Copy !req
797. And I might make it official
with Sally Sitwell.Copy !req
798. - So...
- Tony!Copy !req
799. - Tony!
- Hey. Yes, I see you.Copy !req
800. Cool out. One second. She's, um...Copy !req
801. Since her dad went missing,
she needs somebodyCopy !req
802. to run Sitwell Construction, so...Copy !req
803. I guess that would make us competitors.Copy !req
804. I guess, uh,
friendship is out of the question, then.Copy !req
805. But, I mean, we could do other stuff.Copy !req
806. Yeah. Like with our hands.Copy !req
807. Just hands.Copy !req
808. I'd like that.Copy !req
809. Me, too.Copy !req
810. Just hands!Copy !req
811. And with the Chinese delegation gone,Copy !req
812. Michael and his son celebrated.Copy !req
813. Yeah!Copy !req
814. Great idea to have me lose that tooth
when I hit the ground. It worked great.Copy !req
815. And we printed that
in less than two hours.Copy !req
816. It was really good.
Hey, hey, hey, perfect timing.Copy !req
817. Chinese impressed? Or not?
They didn't see the big finish.Copy !req
818. - Maybe they...
- Well, no.Copy !req
819. They got a sense of you. Very accurate.Copy !req
820. Yes, well,
we have Buster to thank for that.Copy !req
821. I gave him the mask
and asked him to throw down a mannequinCopy !req
822. to put in the wall.Copy !req
823. God knows where he dug that up.Copy !req
824. A good assistant never tells.Copy !req
825. And I see you ruined another shirt.Copy !req
826. I thought you'd chicken out
and crack at the finish.Copy !req
827. If that's...Copy !req
828. And perhaps it was those wordsCopy !req
829. that helped Michael remember
what it was that happenedCopy !req
830. on the night of Cinco...Copy !req
831. - You're too chicken for that.
- You're the chicken, and not a spring one.Copy !req
832. - ... after talking to Lucille two...
- How dare you say that to me!Copy !req
833. That he was so ashamed of.Copy !req
834. Chick-chick.Copy !req
835. Chick-chick-chick.Copy !req
836. It was an impression
that not only cost himCopy !req
837. - his last shirt...
- Are you all right?Copy !req
838. but that he chose to keep to himself.Copy !req
839. Well, I didn't chicken out. I mean,
people even say I stole the show.Copy !req
840. You know, I'm thinking about doing,
like, a solo show.Copy !req
841. Maybe do some close-up magic.Copy !req
842. - A little sleight of...
- Foot.Copy !req
843. - Oh. Is it that obvious?
- Yeah.Copy !req
844. - Did you get that from my office?
- Yeah, I Ali-Baba-ed a hand,Copy !req
845. - but at least they sent me a lefty.
- Just talked to Sally.Copy !req
846. She's never going to approve the wall.
Called it a debacle.Copy !req
847. And the Chinese got stuck
with the software.Copy !req
848. - Yep.
- Wait. But isn't it really valuable?Copy !req
849. Uh, didn't Murphybrown fix it?Copy !req
850. - Briefly.
- You made Fakeblock.Copy !req
851. You wanna see Ben Affleck's peen?Copy !req
852. Because after installing
his homemade softwareCopy !req
853. into George Michael's computer...Copy !req
854. Yep. What? Where is it?
It's all scrambled now.Copy !req
855. - It's gone.
- Yep, and forever.Copy !req
856. I fixed it so there's no way
to actually see the movie now.Copy !req
857. - So, um, um...
- So, basically,Copy !req
858. you came up with a way to destroy content?Copy !req
859. - Yep.
- Damn it.Copy !req
860. All right. Well, we're back to poor.Copy !req
861. Looks like you two will be sharing
a sleeping bag tonight.Copy !req
862. It's just sad
because we also don't have the wall.Copy !req
863. It would have been so nice to be
super rich again, you know?Copy !req
864. Oh, nobody's gonna build a wall.Copy !req
865. According
to the succeeding New York Times,Copy !req
866. Donald Trump doesn't even have
a— a chance of winning that election.Copy !req
867. Oh, I don't know,
don't count out his likability.Copy !req
868. Oh, I suppose someone should let
toe-quotes "Rebel" knowCopy !req
869. - that the deal is off, right?
- Yeah... gotta— gotta say thanks to her.Copy !req
870. But, of course,
Rebel wasn't in on the con.Copy !req
871. Maeby was.Copy !req
872. - Hey, Michael.
- Uh, how about that?Copy !req
873. - I guess they really did save the day.
- Shh. They'll hear you.Copy !req
874. Then they'll want something
for being heroes.Copy !req
875. Well, too late. I already did hear you.Copy !req
876. They're here for their paychecks.Copy !req
877. But I'll settle for a bedroom
with half bath.Copy !req
878. Nice try, but it wasn't exactly
your idea to protest.Copy !req
879. It was your daughter's.Copy !req
880. Where is that rebel?Copy !req
881. She was celebrating with her cousin.Copy !req
882. Wow. Someone thinks his cousin is his mom.Copy !req
883. Uh, ex— excuse me, it wasn't her idea
to have paid protesters.Copy !req
884. It was mine.Copy !req
885. I was hoping it would bring out
Lucille Austero.Copy !req
886. But the trial is done!
I mean, why do we care?Copy !req
887. You don't really think
I had anything to doCopy !req
888. with her missing, do you?Copy !req
889. Do you?Copy !req
890. - Oh, no, Buster!
- Personally, I have nothing...Copy !req
891. - No.
- Of course not.Copy !req
892. - Oh, honestly!
- Remember who's in your corner.Copy !req
893. - Why is everybody so scared?
- Oh, hi, Uncle Buster.Copy !req
894. We were just speculating
as to where Lucille two ended up.Copy !req
895. Uh, we assumed she'd be here to protest.Copy !req
896. Well, maybe there's a surprise
under one of these burqas.Copy !req
897. You have got to be kidding.Copy !req
898. Well,
it's about time you showed your face,Copy !req
899. after what you've done
to our family, you—Copy !req
900. Hi.Copy !req
901. Wait, so, at the— Protester...Copy !req
902. That was you kicking me...Copy !req
903. In the balls.Copy !req
904. Yeah, your mother was kicking me
in the balls.Copy !req
905. I thought you left
to find your real mother.Copy !req
906. She's dead.
Buster pushed her down some stairs.Copy !req
907. Oh, my God. Lucille two is your mother?Copy !req
908. Mimi. Not Lucille two.Copy !req
909. Oh, right.
That is who I pushed down the stairs.Copy !req
910. - Hey, hey, hey.
- Well, I just— I just put my...Copy !req
911. How often do you get to do that
when you're holding one of these?Copy !req
912. I showed her the rest
of the Ron Howard series.Copy !req
913. I knew this day was too good to be true.Copy !req
914. Let me have it.
I'm a liar and a terrible motherCopy !req
915. - for keeping it from you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
916. That's kind of true.Copy !req
917. Your anger spread to me,
made me a horrible partner to Tobias.Copy !req
918. And I will say you weren't
the most loving mommy yourself.Copy !req
919. But to be fair,
you barely knew Murphybrown, so...Copy !req
920. Oh, what the?Copy !req
921. Oh, yes. And you were a horrible mother
to Maeby, too.Copy !req
922. Okay, but on the other hand,Copy !req
923. you hid this ugly secret from me
so I wouldn't know my mother deserted me.Copy !req
924. So, you were a critical, difficult mother,Copy !req
925. but I gotta be honest, Lucy,
you're an amazing sister!Copy !req
926. Half-sister.Copy !req
927. I'm wondering
if this means that you will, uh,Copy !req
928. perhaps be willing to... take me back.Copy !req
929. We're a family.Copy !req
930. Maeby really wanted to roll her eyes,Copy !req
931. but not as much as she wanted the hug.Copy !req
932. - Wow. Family of the year.
- The mother year!Copy !req
933. Huh? Nothing breaks us apart.Copy !req
934. What happened to Michael
and George Michael?Copy !req
935. It's like they never showed up.Copy !req
936. Where the hell are they going?Copy !req
937. Probably pulling the car around.Copy !req
938. Actually,
I think they might be ready to move on.Copy !req
939. Right.
Michael always comes back.Copy !req
940. Yeah.
He thinks he has to "bring us together."Copy !req
941. Oh, Michael is such a zero.Copy !req
942. - Oh, he'll be back.
- Michael always comes back.Copy !req
943. Oh, he'll be back.Copy !req
944. Especially
after something goes horribly wrong,Copy !req
945. based on something stupid we did.Copy !req
946. I mean, this...
He'll be... God, Michael.Copy !req
947. No, no. I don't think anything's
gonna go horribly wrongCopy !req
948. for a long, long ti—Copy !req
949. On the next Arrested Development...Copy !req
950. We're taking down the wall.
What do you want us to do about this part?Copy !req
951. The family deals
with some fallout from the wall.Copy !req
952. Oh, no, that's nothing. Just take it down.Copy !req
953. No, I don't think we should do that.
It'll give away the trick.Copy !req
954. - We don't wanna reveal the trick.
- What are you talking—Copy !req
955. It doesn't matter.
Everybody knows that's not me.Copy !req
956. You put in a mannequin. That's the trick.Copy !req
957. Yeah. It's creepy.
It looks like a person.Copy !req
958. - Get it out of here.
- Plus, I wanna get my mask back.Copy !req
959. Hey, gang,
does Buster's mannequin look like...Copy !req
960. Judy Garland.Copy !req
961. Is it Lucille two?Copy !req
962. Why is she smiling?Copy !req
963. This isn't a mannequin.Copy !req
964. This is...Copy !req
965. The happiest corpse I've ever seen.Copy !req
966. Okay, I did it. So...Copy !req
967. But doesn't she remind you of Mom?Copy !req