1. Now, the story of a wealthy family
who lost everythingCopy !req
2. and the one son who had no choiceCopy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. Oh!
Look who thinks they can wear white.Copy !req
6. You don't like this on me?Copy !req
7. Well, frankly, it's hard to think about itCopy !req
8. over the sound of...
Was there a cat in here?Copy !req
9. That was my singing.
That's my talent.Copy !req
10. Oh. You'll be fine.Copy !req
11. Most people close their eyes
when they plug their ears.Copy !req
12. - It's not true.
- It is, Michael.Copy !req
13. It's very impossible not to.Copy !req
14. Well, I can. This should be my talent.Copy !req
15. The competition's in 40 seconds.
You still have nothing?Copy !req
16. I mean, I can see
that you're talking, but I just...Copy !req
17. I'm not a lip-reader.Copy !req
18. It'll be fine, honey.Copy !req
19. Maybe it'll be better
if you don't win this one.Copy !req
20. And you wouldn't be losing much,Copy !req
21. just a cruise with your grandmother.Copy !req
22. Okay, I heard that.
With Lindsay out of the competitionCopy !req
23. and Buster gone missing,Copy !req
24. you're my only real competition, Michael.Copy !req
25. - What do you mean, "gone missing"?
- I— I told you.Copy !req
26. My plan. I took Buster off his leash,
and I brought him down to the beach.Copy !req
27. Don't worry, I told him how to swim.Copy !req
28. Hmm, my only thing is,
I have to figure out howCopy !req
29. to neutralize you, Michael.Copy !req
30. Oh, my... Oh, my God!Copy !req
31. That was a freebie.Copy !req
32. But where did the confetti come from?Copy !req
33. From Michael's hat.
Honestly, these are so easy.Copy !req
34. That's it. I'm done. Ow.Copy !req
35. Abra...Copy !req
36. Cadaver.Copy !req
37. What do you think? Can we chisel off
the hat of this thingCopy !req
38. without taking off the whole guy's head?Copy !req
39. Oh. Well, the competition's not over.Copy !req
40. We haven't even seen Lindsay.Copy !req
41. And you never will.
I want to save you the troubleCopy !req
42. of having to close your eyes
while plugging your ears.Copy !req
43. So how's this for my talent?Copy !req
44. Honestly, I don't knowCopy !req
45. how Tap-Dancing Ghost doesn't take
the whole thing.Copy !req
46. Should we just throw a handkerchief
over this?Copy !req
47. Michael will do something impressive.
Don't worry.Copy !req
48. Buster went in the water.
He tried to swim. He almost drowned.Copy !req
49. Oh, my God! Do something!Copy !req
50. Save him!Copy !req
51. No, no, no, this isn't...
This isn't Michael's talent.Copy !req
52. This doesn't... This doesn't count!Copy !req
53. Who took off his gentleman collar?Copy !req
54. Oh, spirit of this dead bird,Copy !req
55. fly into my dead brother!Copy !req
56. Oh!Copy !req
57. Oh!Copy !req
58. I'm not too bad at this thing.Copy !req
59. Well, we all know who the hero is today.Copy !req
60. We have our new Mr. and Mrs. Bluth.Copy !req
61. Michael and Buster.
You're okay, honey.Copy !req
62. Mommy's here.
And as much juice as you want tonight.Copy !req
63. Tonight, you get juice.Copy !req
64. It was the day of Buster's trial.Copy !req
65. And while the Bluth family wasCopy !req
66. - feeling tense...
- You okay?Copy !req
67. - Uh-uh.
- ... They were hoping the sameCopy !req
68. - was not true for their attorney.
- Where is Dusty?Copy !req
69. Oh, he wants to make an entrance.Copy !req
70. I— I think he's gonna come in...
Nice and relaxed.Copy !req
71. And thank you again
for being a team player on that one.Copy !req
72. Believe me, the guilt will fade.Copy !req
73. I mean, I've cheated on you
a thousand times.Copy !req
74. I mean, almost makes up
for the permanent damageCopy !req
75. you did to my endocrine system.Copy !req
76. - Oh, God! God!
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
77. - Easy.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
78. What a day!Copy !req
79. Sorry. Just... I heard my...Copy !req
80. My dad's in the hospital. Just—Copy !req
81. - No, don't worry about that.
- I didn't need this today.Copy !req
82. Don't worry about that.Copy !req
83. You need to focus
on your opening statement.Copy !req
84. I go first? You said I was second.Copy !req
85. I'm not ready!Copy !req
86. You are second.Copy !req
87. All rise for the Honorable
Judge Spencer Stanley presiding.Copy !req
88. - Please be seated.
- I cannot waitCopy !req
89. to see her reaction when she sees him.Copy !req
90. You cut your hair.Copy !req
91. Eh. Yeah.Copy !req
92. Does she look rattled to you?Copy !req
93. And soon, Michael arrived,Copy !req
94. just in time for the opening argument.Copy !req
95. the defense will probably
have you review a video, the one here,Copy !req
96. where they'll claim
that he had merely approachedCopy !req
97. and discovered a body on the stairs,Copy !req
98. and then claim
it miraculously disappeared.Copy !req
99. It did.Copy !req
100. And so, it would seem that it did.Copy !req
101. Unless a closer look was made
of the time code.Copy !req
102. We'll learn that the gapCopy !req
103. was the result of Buster trying
to destroy the evidence.Copy !req
104. And we'll also review footage
of the same stair carCopy !req
105. on a bluff over the oceanCopy !req
106. and a man who appears to be Mr. BluthCopy !req
107. tossing what appears
to be Ms. Austero into the surf.Copy !req
108. Let's remember why we're all here.Copy !req
109. To honor the lifeCopy !req
110. of the most charitable,Copy !req
111. vibrant, balanced,
beautiful woman named LucilleCopy !req
112. this town has ever known.Copy !req
113. Burn.Copy !req
114. It's just that my mother's name
is Lucille as well,Copy !req
115. - so the— the burn was on her.
- I'll allow the burn.Copy !req
116. Mr. Radler,
you may begin your opening argumentCopy !req
117. - for the defense.
- I— I know.Copy !req
118. - Oh!
- Things were off to a bad start.Copy !req
119. - But on the plus side...
- If you find that funny,Copy !req
120. wait till you hear
the defense's opening argument.Copy !req
121. Dusty got the laugh he'd hoped forCopy !req
122. at the start of his defense.Copy !req
123. Uh, I— I didn't know about the videotape.Copy !req
124. So, I mean, what...Copy !req
125. If you'll... please...
I... I'm...Copy !req
126. Hmm. Yeah.Copy !req
127. You can just see
he— he's throwing the bodyCopy !req
128. right off the cliff,
so everyone's like, "Uh..."Copy !req
129. "I mean, what else could it be?"Copy !req
130. I didn't even know
you could use videotape. Um...Copy !req
131. But to the Bluths' surprise,Copy !req
132. the DA didn't immediately call
for a mistrial.Copy !req
133. I'm feeling like people are judging me,Copy !req
134. and it's just not making me feel
that great.Copy !req
135. I— I feel like I got, like, totallyCopy !req
136. the hard part of this case.Copy !req
137. - What the hell is going on?
- Although she did showCopy !req
138. uncommon empathy to the opposing counsel.Copy !req
139. You can do it. You're ready.Copy !req
140. Everything go okay last night?Copy !req
141. I think I made a terrible mistake.Copy !req
142. In fact, she had,Copy !req
143. as, the night before, while believingCopy !req
144. she was paying a carnal visit to Dusty...Copy !req
145. Oh, it's so dark in here.Copy !req
146. Hello?Copy !req
147. I can hear you breathing.Copy !req
148. Oh, so you did know I was coming.Copy !req
149. Good for you, getting a head start.Copy !req
150. And speaking of that...Copy !req
151. But, had the lights been on,
Lucille would have discoveredCopy !req
152. that the tubes and other accoutrements
weren't thereCopy !req
153. for Dusty's erotic entertainment...Copy !req
154. but were instead the implementsCopy !req
155. that kept Dusty's
centenarian father alive.Copy !req
156. So, Lottie is his ex?Copy !req
157. - Stepmom.
- I really appreciate this, Lottie.Copy !req
158. Please. I've known you since you were 30!Copy !req
159. And you can call me "Mom."Copy !req
160. Mom.Copy !req
161. If— If the judge will allow it,Copy !req
162. permission to hug the defense counsel.Copy !req
163. Hell yeah. Let's get the hug on.Copy !req
164. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
165. Aw.Copy !req
166. Oh! My baby!Copy !req
167. It would've been a great ending
for a feel-good movie,Copy !req
168. but it was a horrible beginning
for a gruesome murder trial.Copy !req
169. What a baby!Copy !req
170. Shut up, murderer!Copy !req
171. Well, he is. Clearly is.Copy !req
172. And during a break in both the trialCopy !req
173. and the hug of the opposing attorneys,
Lucille caught up with Dusty.Copy !req
174. I was a little nervous.Copy !req
175. For my first murder trial, though,
my first anything trial, not bad, right?Copy !req
176. That was humiliating.Copy !req
177. I thought Lottie was your ex-wife.Copy !req
178. Nah. I mean, she's a little old for me,
don't you think?Copy !req
179. She's, like... your age.Copy !req
180. Look, I'm sorry. Maybe I wasn't clear
about our relationship.Copy !req
181. Uh, are you super mad at me?Copy !req
182. Oh, for God's sakes,
stop talking like a child.Copy !req
183. I mean, how old are you?Copy !req
184. - Fifty-six and a half.
- Jesus!Copy !req
185. Pull yourself together.Copy !req
186. Absolutely.Copy !req
187. Not gonna let that ruin my recess.Copy !req
188. There you are. Okay.
Now, Mom, what in the hell was that?Copy !req
189. I thought this was Dustin Radler,Copy !req
190. the fierce trial attorney,Copy !req
191. the only one who's ever beaten Lottie.Copy !req
192. Well, as it turns out,
the Dustin Radler I've been with...Copy !req
193. Is his son.Copy !req
194. Oh, my God, he's a motherboy.Copy !req
195. There were—
There were no hints before today?Copy !req
196. Just that I only ever seem
to create or attract them.Copy !req
197. You got us into this mess.
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
198. All right. I made an awful choice,Copy !req
199. but did I give you a hard time
when you gave all our life rightsCopy !req
200. to Imagine Films to make some TV show?Copy !req
201. - That was somewhat amiss of you.
- Yes, you did.Copy !req
202. As it turns out, nothing came
of that project, which I predicted.Copy !req
203. Just like I predicted your betCopy !req
204. on the DA calling a mistrial
wasn't exactly beating the odds.Copy !req
205. - She offered him gum.
- Okay, I hiredCopy !req
206. a completely incompetent lawyer
and put my son's life in the handsCopy !req
207. of a moron, and I know
what you want me to say, Michael.Copy !req
208. Okay, I'll say it... My bad!Copy !req
209. Wow. I don't think
that I have heard you apologize since, um,Copy !req
210. uh, since people used to use
that phrase to apologize.Copy !req
211. Okay, well,
I think we may have to beg the judgeCopy !req
212. - to declare a mistrial.
- No.Copy !req
213. We have to do this now
while they still don't have a body.Copy !req
214. It's our best chance for acquittal.
We'll work with what we have.Copy !req
215. Maybe her maternal instincts will kick in,Copy !req
216. and we'll benefit
from her being his stepmother.Copy !req
217. Yeah, I don't know about that.
He's not a child, after all.Copy !req
218. It occurs to me that he may not come back
from recessCopy !req
219. unless he hears a bell. I'll get him.Copy !req
220. As the trial was continuing,Copy !req
221. Dusty was desperate
for any kind of witness.Copy !req
222. - ... Guys and Dolls...
- Even one that cameCopy !req
223. - with a headshot.
- I was more than interestedCopy !req
224. to try out to be one
of the character witnessesCopy !req
225. in Buster's trial.Copy !req
226. - Thank you for offering.
- That's very nice.Copy !req
227. Oh, please. I know the Buster character
better than anyone.Copy !req
228. I could play Buster with one arm
tied behind my back.Copy !req
229. In fact, I've played Buster
with two arms tied behind my back.Copy !req
230. I was handcuffed.Copy !req
231. Well, this is...
They're buying it!Copy !req
232. - Now, that's a witness.
- Um, we don't need you to play BusterCopy !req
233. on the stand,
more just talk about him as a person.Copy !req
234. Oh. Well,Copy !req
235. you don't think
I'd be more appealing as the accused?Copy !req
236. I mean,
the Buster I played could never kill.Copy !req
237. Yeah, it's—Copy !req
238. It's really not an acting job, man.
I can't...Copy !req
239. Yes, yes, just... don't push.
I get it.Copy !req
240. Just tell the story the way
you told it to me earlier today.Copy !req
241. Beginning with what you were doing
the night of the murder.Copy !req
242. Alleged murder. Alleged.Copy !req
243. Yes, yes.Copy !req
244. It was Cinco... de Cuatro!Copy !req
245. No, no, no,
I'm— I'm gonna stop you there.Copy !req
246. - I still feel you're acting.
- Really?Copy !req
247. - A little. I do.
- Huh.Copy !req
248. So, just no script at all?
Just vérité? Okay.Copy !req
249. Well, uh, here it is with nothing.Copy !req
250. I needed somebody to play a part in my...Copy !req
251. Fantastic— for legal purposes,
I can't say the rest of it— musical,Copy !req
252. and Buster happily filled in.Copy !req
253. Well, "happily"
might have been an overstatement.Copy !req
254. I've got a show to do in ten minutes,Copy !req
255. and I haven't got a Thing to wear...
This Thing suit.Copy !req
256. I gotta find Lucille two.
I gotta give her pictures.Copy !req
257. I don't know the songs.Copy !req
258. You're a monster.
You don't have to be any good.Copy !req
259. What?Copy !req
260. So, you're saying Buster was performing
as the rock monsterCopy !req
261. when the murder allegedly took place?
Is that true, Buster?Copy !req
262. That's what I told you.
He asked me to that night.Copy !req
263. And you'll confirm that on the stand?Copy !req
264. I will.Copy !req
265. And perhaps I'll do it
in an English accent!Copy !req
266. Nay, nay, I shan't.
I shall stick to the script.Copy !req
267. Not script. Nope. Vérité.
I have taken the note... vérité.Copy !req
268. - Yes, yes.
- Great.Copy !req
269. Now, I do wish I could do this gratis,Copy !req
270. but I'm having a bit
of a shelter crisis of late.Copy !req
271. - I hate to play hardball—
- I don't thinkCopy !req
272. that they pay witnesses.Copy !req
273. Hmm...Copy !req
274. Uh, unrelated...Copy !req
275. What happens to this room when you leave?Copy !req
276. Yeah, I think they lock it up at night.Copy !req
277. Damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it.Copy !req
278. Damn it!Copy !req
279. I just...Copy !req
280. need somewhere to s—Copy !req
281. All right, well, gentlemen,
thank you so much for your time.Copy !req
282. And I will be seeing you.Copy !req
283. But back at the model home,Copy !req
284. an unemployed Michael was doing
his own courtroom preparation,Copy !req
285. when he had a visit...Copy !req
286. - Hey, Dad.
- ... From the son who had unemployed him.Copy !req
287. Hello, son.Copy !req
288. - Figured you'd be up here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
289. Well, that's...
Father-son psychic connection.Copy !req
290. The drop stairs were down,
and you were yelling, "Where is it?"Copy !req
291. Oh, that helps, too.Copy !req
292. - Sure.
- Trying to find old law books.Copy !req
293. Lottie Dottie Da did say
that Dusty would give the guilty guysCopy !req
294. a run for their money.Copy !req
295. I think she was being sarcastic,
but I am free now,Copy !req
296. so I'm gonna try to help out in court,
which is why I'm trying to find...Copy !req
297. A copy of A Few Good Men?Copy !req
298. Look at that. How'd that get there?Copy !req
299. Actually, I thought
I'd find my maritime law diploma.Copy !req
300. You know, as proof that I passed
what they call the "wet bar."Copy !req
301. You know,
you may not have to get involved.Copy !req
302. I mean, is this something
maritime law even applies to here?Copy !req
303. It should. He dumped her in the ocean.Copy !req
304. - True.
- Allegedly.Copy !req
305. - Obviously allegedly.
- I'm worried this isCopy !req
306. part of that thing that you always do.Copy !req
307. You try to fix things, and you end up
putting yourself in the middle of them.Copy !req
308. - You have to be the hero.
- Oh, well. I do not get in the middle.Copy !req
309. You dated my girlfriend.
You moved into my dorm room.Copy !req
310. You make it sound
like I'm always in your business.Copy !req
311. - You bought my business.
- Well...Copy !req
312. Which has been a huge headache.Copy !req
313. Now I have to deliver this border wall
to the Chinese.Copy !req
314. These are great points.Copy !req
315. But what you don't know is
there's a reason I had to announce that.Copy !req
316. I know about the foot.Copy !req
317. It's why I had to fire you,
because by tryingCopy !req
318. to fix things,
you just end up putting yourselfCopy !req
319. in the middle of a much bigger risk.Copy !req
320. 'Cause if you think the Chinese
are mad now,Copy !req
321. wait until they find out
that Fakeblock is not even...Copy !req
322. Perfect yet.Copy !req
323. So I hear.Copy !req
324. I cannot even get past the logo,
so you're close.Copy !req
325. But I get it.
You need time and money,Copy !req
326. and I know I was against this originally,Copy !req
327. but... maybe you can still sell it to Rebel.Copy !req
328. No, I would never do that.Copy !req
329. Thank God.Copy !req
330. Because she's just using you
for the software.Copy !req
331. But I'm not getting in the middle.
I'm just agreeing with you.Copy !req
332. Don't even need to know your reasons.Copy !req
333. But why?
Just out of curiosity.Copy !req
334. Why can't you sell Fakeblock to Rebel?Copy !req
335. And just— just consider it a— a question
from an outsider.Copy !req
336. Because she dumped me.Copy !req
337. You're not just trying
to please me by saying this?Copy !req
338. And I wish I could give her the softwareCopy !req
339. to get her back, but...Copy !req
340. It's— it's fake.Copy !req
341. I knew it. I knew it.Copy !req
342. She's not over me?Copy !req
343. No, Fakeblock. It's fake.Copy !req
344. There is no privacy software.
I made the whole thing up.Copy !req
345. Made it up?
You told me a lie because you...Copy !req
346. I lied to you because you seemed
so proud of me, and then...Copy !req
347. My lying just got me in deeper and deeper,Copy !req
348. and then you bought the company,Copy !req
349. and I had to fire you
so you wouldn't get in trouble,Copy !req
350. and now the whole family is in trouble,
and I have no idea how to solve it.Copy !req
351. I'm sorry, Dad.Copy !req
352. Are you mad?Copy !req
353. Uh, no.Copy !req
354. Uh-uh. I'm not... I'm not mad.
I, uh... I get it.Copy !req
355. You had your reasons.Copy !req
356. Um, I— I do wish that I had not removed
all of my privacy softwareCopy !req
357. and replaced it with Fakeblock,
but on the other hand,Copy !req
358. it does explain why Pemender
from Kuala LumpurCopy !req
359. keeps signing into my Linkedln.Copy !req
360. The Chinese are gonna kill us.Copy !req
361. - I'll get us out of it.
- Please don't.Copy !req
362. And back at the trial, without Tobias,Copy !req
363. Dusty was without a witness
for the night of the murder.Copy !req
364. But Lottie had found one.Copy !req
365. I call to the witness stand Gene Parmesan.Copy !req
366. Gene Parmesan.Copy !req
367. Gene Parmesan?Copy !req
368. Doesn't seem like he's here.Copy !req
369. That's impossible.
He's a private detective.Copy !req
370. He'd never be late.Copy !req
371. Well, has anyone checked under the...Copy !req
372. New bailiff?Copy !req
373. - Gene Parmesan.
- Gene!Copy !req
374. And I swear to tell the truth,Copy !req
375. - so help me God.
- That never gets old!Copy !req
376. I'll tell you something else
that never gets old. Whoops.Copy !req
377. I'm under oath.Copy !req
378. - On the night of Cinco de Cuatro...
- Yeah.Copy !req
379. You were undercover,
working selling donkey punch.Copy !req
380. - Isn't that correct?
- Definitely undercover.Copy !req
381. I don't need two jobs.Copy !req
382. 'Cause everything's going really good.Copy !req
383. What exactly is in a donkey punch?Copy !req
384. You know, mostly Kool-Aid.Copy !req
385. - So it's similar to juice, then?
- It is.Copy !req
386. Lucille was concerned.Copy !req
387. The DA appeared to have done
her homework on BusterCopy !req
388. and his lack of restraint
under the influence of sugary juice.Copy !req
389. And she found herself resenting a manCopy !req
390. - she'd once admired.
- Your witness.Copy !req
391. But Lottie stopped short
of making that point.Copy !req
392. Do you want me to take it easy on him?Copy !req
393. Or give it to him hard?
I know he's a friend of yours.Copy !req
394. He's not my friend anymore.Copy !req
395. Testifying against our familyCopy !req
396. after all the times
I faked being surprised by him?Copy !req
397. So Dusty went
after the witness's credibility.Copy !req
398. Mr. Parmesan,
you say you're a master of disguises.Copy !req
399. How many looks
are you capable of creating?Copy !req
400. You asking me?Copy !req
401. I'm the judge.Copy !req
402. I'm Gene Parmesan.Copy !req
403. You say you had an undercover job,Copy !req
404. which means you must have left
the donkey punch stand.Copy !req
405. Isn't that correct?Copy !req
406. - Yes, it is.
- So you can't dispute my client's claimCopy !req
407. that he was dressed as the rock monsterCopy !req
408. out on that floating barge
when the murder took place.Copy !req
409. Allegedly.
Allegedly took place.Copy !req
410. No, I did leave the donkey punch stand,Copy !req
411. uh, right before the play began.Copy !req
412. Mm-hmm. So how can you be sureCopy !req
413. that Buster didn't change
into the rock suit...Copy !req
414. As we've claimed?Copy !req
415. 'Cause it was me.Copy !req
416. After fighting with Lucille 2,Copy !req
417. Buster did end up
at the donkey punch stand...Copy !req
418. It's punch, like the juice!Copy !req
419. Oh, I need some juice.Copy !req
420. but flew into a rageCopy !req
421. when he saw an old rival...Copy !req
422. leaving behindCopy !req
423. the costume he was to be wearing, to a manCopy !req
424. who never said no to a costume
or a part-time job.Copy !req
425. That's me.Copy !req
426. Yep.Copy !req
427. Wha...?Copy !req
428. But while Gene may have underminedCopy !req
429. - Buster's alibi...
- Gene!Copy !req
430. back at the office,
George Michael was worriedCopy !req
431. - about his dire situation...
- Tickle, tickle.Copy !req
432. - Uncle Tobias, hi.
- Come on.Copy !req
433. when an even more dire one came
through the door.Copy !req
434. Hey, what are you guys doing here?Copy !req
435. Well, our stay at the Spotted PalmCopy !req
436. came to a rather abrupt end
when "Bev" here...Copy !req
437. Decided to look at her cellular telephone
without holding it at arm's lengthCopy !req
438. and putting on her readers first.Copy !req
439. - She blew our cover.
- Sorry, I keep forgettingCopy !req
440. that acting is my passion.Copy !req
441. It really ruinedCopy !req
442. Annette's funeral,Copy !req
443. may she rest in peace.Copy !req
444. Maeby killed Annette?Copy !req
445. Where did we land with that?Copy !req
446. Uh... gore— she was gored.Copy !req
447. Yes. Gored in the running of the bulls.Copy !req
448. People were getting suspicious,
so it had to be somewhereCopy !req
449. where there wouldn't be a body.Copy !req
450. Or where an animal took off
with the body so fast...Copy !req
451. - That you couldn't get it back.
- Exactly.Copy !req
452. That was the idea.Copy !req
453. - Yep. Yes. Yep, yep.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
454. Good. Well, if you guys were thinking
about staying here...Copy !req
455. Oh, thank you so much.
I told you he would come through!Copy !req
456. We cannot move in soon enough for you.Copy !req
457. Some of our happiest days
as a family were spent here.Copy !req
458. It's not an abandoned office anymore,Copy !req
459. so there are people doing work...
Out there.Copy !req
460. Uh-huh. Well, if it's work you require,
I suppose we can act it off.Copy !req
461. - Yeah, that's going to be a problem.
- Well, surely,Copy !req
462. there must be some, uh,
in-house corporate training seminarCopy !req
463. we could do
or— or a sexual harassment video.Copy !req
464. I mean, I'm no Harvey Weinstein,
but I'm sure I could produce one.Copy !req
465. And I knew him. Did I tell you that storyCopy !req
466. when Mr. Weinstein killed my ficus
in the '80s?Copy !req
467. When he came over to audition me for—Copy !req
468. Yes. We all know DeBrie Bardeaux snagged
a private auditionCopy !req
469. with Harvey Weinstein.Copy !req
470. Yeah, but I came on too strong,
so I didn't get the part.Copy !req
471. Yes, well, some of us weren't lucky enough
to even have an audition to blow.Copy !req
472. Gosh, I don't really know
if we need any acting right now.Copy !req
473. The stuff we're doing here,
it's more about preventing hacking,Copy !req
474. - protecting privacy, and stuff like that.
- That's what I was trying to stop, too.Copy !req
475. Yes, Murphybrown here is a bit
of a computer whiz.Copy !req
476. Mm...Copy !req
477. He's worked on cable boxes.Copy !req
478. Yeah, I actually coded, like...Copy !req
479. An extra layer beneath the firewall
to keep your data from being exposed.Copy !req
480. It's like a dam or, like, a— a stopper,Copy !req
481. or a barrier to stop people from—Copy !req
482. - Like a block?
- Okay.Copy !req
483. Can we do this in English, Professor?Copy !req
484. Oh, s-sorry, sorry, my...
Sorry, my fine student.Copy !req
485. I need a diagram.Copy !req
486. It makes no sense at all.Copy !req
487. But what he's basically saying is,Copy !req
488. nobody wants to be naked
underneath their underwear.Copy !req
489. So, one adds an extra layer of protection.Copy !req
490. It doesn't have to be denim, per se,Copy !req
491. but everybody wants to hide their privates
from something.Copy !req
492. Not everybody.Copy !req
493. - Can you show me?
- Oh, sure.Copy !req
494. - God, yeah.
- No, your program?Copy !req
495. The— The code that you wrote?Copy !req
496. George Michael was as surprisedCopy !req
497. as the courtroom was about to be
when the DA introduced a witnessCopy !req
498. who would turn the whole case upside downCopy !req
499. with a sense of the dramatic.Copy !req
500. Okay. Now, Warden Gentles,
you recently paid a visitCopy !req
501. to the Hollywood motion picture
director Ron HowardCopy !req
502. with information about the Bluth familyCopy !req
503. you thought was pertinent
to a project he was working onCopy !req
504. about the Bluth family.Copy !req
505. - Isn't that correct?
- That is correct.Copy !req
506. - Oh, my God.
- This had to do with an incidentCopy !req
507. in Buster Bluth's past, correct?Copy !req
508. Yes. It is so.Copy !req
509. And how exactly did you acquire
this information?Copy !req
510. Well, if I may be eloquent,
straight from the horse's mouth.Copy !req
511. And who is the horse?Copy !req
512. Lucille Bluth,Copy !req
513. of course, of course.Copy !req
514. But all that information on that caseCopy !req
515. - had been sealed.
- Well, all seals can come looseCopy !req
516. with a little bit of...Copy !req
517. Gentles' pressuring.Copy !req
518. And Lucille herself had been so loosened.Copy !req
519. Some months earlier,
Lucille had enticed Warden GentlesCopy !req
520. to a private dinner in orderCopy !req
521. to get her son Buster released
for a Second of July parade.Copy !req
522. And through the course
of a well-served meal,Copy !req
523. and even more frequently served
bottles of wine,Copy !req
524. Lucille rekindled a friendship
in order to ask for a favor.Copy !req
525. But as the afternoon turned into evening,Copy !req
526. intimate details issued forthCopy !req
527. from a now-drunken Lucille's mouth.Copy !req
528. Information extremely usefulCopy !req
529. to a warden with ambitions
of a screenwriting career,Copy !req
530. who had heard
about an Imagine streaming seriesCopy !req
531. about this exact family.Copy !req
532. So, while Lucille got her son out
for a parade,Copy !req
533. Warden Gentles got a lot more.Copy !req
534. In fact,
the only thing guarded that eveningCopy !req
535. was Warden Gentles' private trailer.Copy !req
536. And you shared these stories
with Ron Howard?Copy !req
537. - He did.
- I did.Copy !req
538. Exhibit three-A, Making of a Monster.Copy !req
539. I would like to play a clip
of the season finale.Copy !req
540. And so, they played much
of the Imagine Bluth project.Copy !req
541. Now, remember, this is really rough.Copy !req
542. And our location guy was only able
to rent out the cottage for shootingCopy !req
543. for, like, two days.
And it's all temp sound.Copy !req
544. - We haven't licensed most of this music.
- What? What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
545. I told you. I'm taking this girl who,
in my opinion,Copy !req
546. has been mistreated by you
for far too longCopy !req
547. on a cruise with her grandmother.Copy !req
548. You're not taking her anywhere.Copy !req
549. Oh, come on, Mom.Copy !req
550. I am almost 14,Copy !req
551. - and you have been mistreating me.
- Oh...Copy !req
552. You go to your room.Copy !req
553. - How dare you?Copy !req
554. We both know that child
is about to turn 18.Copy !req
555. - Oh, that's right, it slipped my mind.
- Oh, please.Copy !req
556. That's all you've been thinking about
since you put her up for adoption.Copy !req
557. It hasn't been on your mind?Copy !req
558. You swooped in and stole her
from the StandwellsCopy !req
559. when you found out about the endowment,Copy !req
560. 'cause you just had to have
a cottage on the beach.Copy !req
561. You can say goodbye to that, honey.Copy !req
562. Because that child is mine,Copy !req
563. and I have nothing else
in my life right now.Copy !req
564. And I'm not gonna spend
the rest of it singingCopy !req
565. on a cruise ship for snifter tips.Copy !req
566. I knew this is what you were up to.Copy !req
567. Suddenly, there's no gentleman caller
in the picture,Copy !req
568. and you decide to look out for yourself?Copy !req
569. Oh, you're one to talk
about looking out for yourself.Copy !req
570. I've never been invited
to this place even once,Copy !req
571. and let's not forget who paid for it.Copy !req
572. And this is how you want to be paid back?Copy !req
573. You think you're gonna walk
in here and take away my child?Copy !req
574. That's not your child.
That's my child, and we both know it.Copy !req
575. No.Copy !req
576. It's not true. I still have it!
I'll still wear my gentleman's collar!Copy !req
577. But you're not my mother.
Mother's my mother, Grandmother!Copy !req
578. You know, it's funny,
I was actually worriedCopy !req
579. about them showing this in court,
but it— it turned out betterCopy !req
580. than I'd remembered.Copy !req
581. And I actually think
it's a good advertisementCopy !req
582. for the show.Copy !req
583. Of course,
we still haven't gotten Brian's notes.Copy !req
584. And obviously,
we're gonna put Jean Smart's faceCopy !req
585. on the stuntman.Copy !req
586. And Cobie did a great job, too.Copy !req
587. You know,
I— I should send her something.Copy !req
588. - Did you know about this?
- No.Copy !req
589. My dad made us give up Netflix
when they went up by two dollars.Copy !req
590. Is that an accurate depictionCopy !req
591. of what Lucille told you was a true story?Copy !req
592. I'm not just saying this
to suck up to Ron Howard,Copy !req
593. but I think we nailed it.Copy !req
594. So, Buster BluthCopy !req
595. has killed before in the exact same mannerCopy !req
596. he killed Lucille Austero!Copy !req
597. Wow.Copy !req
598. Prosecution rests.Copy !req
599. We will reconvene tomorrow.Copy !req
600. - Mistrial! Mistrial!
- Yes, yes!Copy !req
601. I missed your trial!Copy !req
602. So you sell me out to Warden Gentles?Copy !req
603. And we both know you said
I wouldn't get in trouble.Copy !req
604. - You made a promise!
- No, Buster, it was a mistake!Copy !req
605. You can live with her, Dusty.
She can be your mother.Copy !req
606. Now you made it almost impossible
for me to win this case.Copy !req
607. I mean, was that an option?
Because you did almost kill my dad.Copy !req
608. On the next Arrested Development...Copy !req
609. George Michael discovers
Murphybrown knowsCopy !req
610. more about computers
than he'd been letting on.Copy !req
611. They'll just be getting
this placeholder dataCopy !req
612. instead of your real data.Copy !req
613. - So, like, do you want to watch Gone Girl?
- Yeah.Copy !req
614. Okay, 'cause I just ripped it.
But guess what?Copy !req
615. They'll never know,Copy !req
616. because they will be seeing...
This dummy info.Copy !req
617. - It works.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
618. Pretty much all the time.
Pretty much works.Copy !req
619. - It's like a big deal.
- I know.Copy !req
620. - Take a look at it there.
- Well, this is Fakeblock.Copy !req
621. - You made Fakeblock.
- Mm.Copy !req
622. Hey,
do you want to see Ben Affleck's peen?Copy !req
623. Yeah. Would love to.Copy !req
624. Huh, what do we have here?Copy !req
625. Huh. Yep, yep.Copy !req
626. Huh. Yep. Yep. Yep.Copy !req