1. Now, the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything
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2. and the one son who had no choice
but to keep them all together.
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3. It's Arrested Development.
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4. Very disappointed with these swimsuits.
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5. - That's right.
- What's with the shirts?
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6. You better bring it to the talent portion,
Michael!
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7. A little more Magnum, PI,
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9. Looking for a little Magnum, PI?
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10. Oh, for God sakes.
Is that Stan Sitwell's eyebrow?
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11. I— I— I just told him
he didn't leave it here!
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12. Get that off your face,
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13. - you horse's ass.
- Who the hell shows up
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15. - Guess who!
- Mimi.
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18. Hi!
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19. Look at you!
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22. This is your grandmother.
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23. - Kids, rush your Mimi.
- What are you doing here, Mom?
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24. Well, I wasn't gonna miss the last summer
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25. at the beach house
with my gorgeous family.
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26. Last summer?
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28. No. No,
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29. - I— I meant— I did— I missed this...
- Yeah.
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and, uh... I want to be with you, and...
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32. Where's my Lindsay?
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33. Right here.
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34. Hi, Mimi.
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that big of a birthday.
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36. I mean, I'm just turning 14.
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37. And Michael is, too,
because they're twins.
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39. I'm Gob.
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41. Mother, we haven't seen you in five years.
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and criticize my children
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43. - in the middle of a pageant. We're—
- Oh!
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Did your mother tell you
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45. - that I'm the one who started that?
- Well, that's true,
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when I was little.
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47. Oh, please, you were never little.
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50. 'cause I have a prize for one of the kids.
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53. Yes, for whoever wins.
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with a boy doing push-ups.
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55. All right.
The trophy can be your prize.
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I deem to be the winner.
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57. It's an all-expense paid cruise...
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59. All right, kids, why don't you get ready
for the, uh, talent portion?
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60. - Let the grown-ups talk.
- Mm-hmm.
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61. You know,
I've been in the house five minutes.
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so much as a pitcher of martinis.
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- Uh, no. No.
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I just thought the cruise
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70. would be the perfect gift
for whoever wins.
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73. Well, soon, Lindsay will be old enough
to make that decision for herself.
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74. And I know you won't let me take Buster.
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75. My God, when he was three years old,
you still had him on a leash!
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a murderer out of that one."
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Let's see who wins the competition.
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79. Never too early to get Buster used
to being in front of a judge.
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80. George Sr.
And Lucille entered a courtroom
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of Bluth family get-togethers.
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82. Hi! Oh, hi.
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83. - I've saved you some seats right here.
- Okay. Thank you.
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that could prepare them for the shock
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87. - lead their son into the courtroom.
- I cannot believe this.
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88. This is the guy who used to bring me out
during my trials.
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89. - Oh, God, it's great to see you, Chuck.
- Oh! I remember Chuck.
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90. - You used to catch him when he'd run.
- Actually,
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91. - I'm Chuck's son.
- No. You're little CJ?
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- Your parents must be so proud.
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93. Well, I'm sure every parent
is proud of their...
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94. Well, why don't I just chain your boy
to the bench here?
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95. That would be fine. Thank you.
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96. - Mother...
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97. Is there anybody else
you'd like to say hello to, Mother?
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98. At least I came to your trial.
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99. For mine, you were too busy juicing it up
with that woman you probably pushed—
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100. - Careful.
- Yep.
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101. You look different.
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102. I'm growing dreads, Mother.
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103. Dreads right out of my head.
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an African-American left hand,
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106. And I thought you Alibabaed one
that was less... threatening.
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107. Hi.
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108. - Hello.
- Michael, what are you doing here?
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109. You kidding me?
I want to see our legal team in action.
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110. I mean, we're certainly spending a fortune
on them.
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that Barry had suggested.
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116. whose record was so unblemished...
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of a reality show.
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119. which was to show a single case
over the span of a season...
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120. - How do you plead?
- ... Was abandoned
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121. early on by Netflix
as not being binge-worthy.
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122. Where is this team
we're spending all our money on?
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123. And— And please tell me
that it is not Barry.
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124. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm just here as a fan.
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125. And for the referral fee.
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126. I'm gonna go in the hall
and see if they're here.
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127. - Okay.
- I'm gonna try and get a selfie
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128. - with the G-Man.
- Shouldn't you be working on the wall?
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I want to take a step back.
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135. But it was only after Michael,
having discovered his parents
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136. were in cahoots
with Chinese investors to build
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secretly spent the investors' money
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138. to merge with his son's company...
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- What?
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from his parents.
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to doom his son's company
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- No, no. No, no, no, no.
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got nothing to do with this.
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a more literal sort of defeat,
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both that he was building
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- ... Just for this project.
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he purchased Fakeblock
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by the announcement.
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152. - Even though it was Gob...
- We're building a wall!
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156. - We're gonna need it in a month.
- You're fired.
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he had the right to do, but don't worry.
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feeling guilty,
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- Although "clear" might've been
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162. - an overstatement.
- It was a great move
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Can't let fear run a business.
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from the Chinese,
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you turn into a crybaby.
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a severed human foot?
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for "severed human foot" in Chinese.
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But it's to ensure
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or whatever.
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172. It's like, you know what?
Like, call me after you've been lured down
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and it works.
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to see how— how you'd handle it.
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179. is part of parenting, sweetheart.
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180. Mine's chained to a bench.
So, in that sense, he's an overachiever.
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181. All rise.
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of Orange County is now in session.
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183. The Honorable Judge Spencer Stanley
presiding.
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185. - CJ, let me get to the chair.
- Sorry.
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there's no one to represent the client?
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191. They're here. They're actually here.
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- All rise
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- CJ, you don't have to...
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of their very expensive preparation
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199. It was hard for anyone
not to get caught up in the pageantry.
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of murder in the first degree,
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v. Buster Bluth,
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for a sentencing presentation.
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I just want to say that it is not often
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that a judge has the...
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- Sorry. Did...
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There is always a guy
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- Hello? Not!
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You hired us to plead not guilty?
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- Yeah?
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then I would hire these guys,
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these guys cannot represent us
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and actually why it was canceled
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- Your Honor,
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would you mind staying on the case
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- And, true to their reputation,
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- Really?
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- We did it!
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We won't be hearing from them again.
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for the phone call.
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- Mm-hmm.
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the bad news is Lottie is pushing
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within the month.
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252. - But we don't have an attorney.
- Well, that's what I said.
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Well, just once.
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256. Well, that's our answer.
We gotta get him as our attorney.
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because she was so flustered
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she called for a mistrial.
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like that before.
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she was called Lottie Radler back then.
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- Yeah.
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- Uh-uh. She means Lottie's ex.
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he's gonna do it for free.
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That's what he wants.
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You're so close to ending it with him.
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You don't want to be leading him on.
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a mistrial is the only thing in our favor.
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into a hotel.
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Always say that he's your wife,
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George Michael
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in the Blue Man Group,
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so of course he yells,
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And then I gotta hear Mrs. Featherbottom
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"makeup," not "backup" person,
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for four years,
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292. and now we've been called before the board
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293. - for the third time.
- Well, why don't you ask them to move out?
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Remember when your dad lived with you?
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we had to do some crazy vote-out thing
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He voted for himself.
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he was voting out
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would soon recover from.
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I just remember it working, so,
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and live with you
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- Well, with all the construction going on
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I thought that's why you fired your dad.
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real people.
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of worrying about that.
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when I was working in that border town,
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those people.
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a slightly self-aware Aunt Lindsay.
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just like a minimally-woke Uncle Michael.
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because I don't want you getting involved,
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Appease your dumb guilt
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because of his dumb investment.
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who ever believed in this company.
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I don't even care anymore, though.
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maybe you can get those dumb attorneys
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that's not on the air anymore.
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to get a lawyer herself—
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- Da.
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in a courtroom for—
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my son can never truly be free
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I'm an overbearing mother,
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how a mother's supposed to act.
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as she seems, is she?
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because who likes babies?
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she'll call for a mistrial
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with your opening statement.
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that you're the one I'm with now.
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with us, but...
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I mean, I'm old enough to be your mother.
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That's why I chose the word "weird."
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to move in with you.
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for that to happen.
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I will be your lawyer.
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who totally accepts me.
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you'll need to cut your hair.
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cheat-the-system shortcuts
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instead of postponing the trial?
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You— You need someone
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I mean...
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I am the...
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We're in a financial jam right now.
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my show business connections
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You know, of course,
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just to see her reaction
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on her bed, it was worth it.
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may— maybe we can now afford,
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- Uh, no.
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- Oh!
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402. Michael had been ducking
Lucille two's calls...
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405. - No!
- ... after she disappeared
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this— this is open and shut.
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417. Uh, I guess I erased them.
Yeah, fine.
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418. Sure, we'll try it your way.
We'll do the Dusty mistrial thing.
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419. Yup. Yes, that could work.
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would be revealed as a fraud
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he needed to create a distraction.
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423. So he went to the most easily distracted
person he knew.
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425. - Yes? Oh, I just... Yep. Just...
- Um, uh...
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426. Um, yeah. I've been thinking
about this wall thing.
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427. I— I think
that maybe we just cancel the event,
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428. and, uh, just do it for the investors.
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430. No. We can't cancel the gig.
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432. there's nothing to it.
We're gonna have press
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433. and TV cameras out there
and have this giant audience.
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as many people there as you think,
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438. I gotta put on a goddamn show.
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440. - Yep. Great.
- They come to look at a wall?
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- Do you really think so?
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442. Yes!
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where we need them to look away,
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to lure...
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that it could lure Tony Wonder
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while simultaneously allowing Gob
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- Angering...
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- ... The gay Mafia.
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451. - Yes. Absolutely. No.
- Right. Well,
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453. Great.
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three minutes later.
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George Sr. arrived at the cottage...
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457. I thought you wanted me
to pre-tie his tie.
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458. to review their legal strategy.
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459. He's not here. He ran off.
He's flipping out.
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461. I thought he wins every case. I mean,
it's Lottie who should be flipping out.
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462. Oh, I'm sure she will.
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463. It— It's just pre-trial jitters.
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- God, I can't breathe.
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467. Shouldn't you be working
on your opening statement?
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working on an opening joke,
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470. till I realized
that it's from Fast and Furious.
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471. It doesn't even work
unless you're in a Camaro.
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474. Well, because my argument comes
right after I state,
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wait until you hear
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the prosecution is gonna give."
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and then the defense.
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478. Sorry, I forgot, you know everything.
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480. You're anxious?
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everybody's favorite.
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482. I'm gonna be the one
everyone's staring at,
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who's gonna be judging me the most.
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- No.
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- Oh, that's ridiculous.
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486. Trust me, the moment
she sees you walk into that courtroom,
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488. Yeah! That's why I wanted
to tell the joke first!
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490. What are you doing?
Nobody's even swimming out there!
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492. Ah. You calm down.
Stop telling me what to do.
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I'm not trying to be your mother,
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495. Okay. If you don't want to be my mother,
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as your son, how about that?
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498. Yes!
You're always talking about Buster.
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499. Buster this, Buster that.
How are you gonna represent Buster?
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You know what?
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504. I hope he loses!
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505. I'm going to my fort!
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- Hey! Locals only, brosef.
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508. Turista non grata, dude.
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509. Yo, dudes! It's me,
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- What's with the tie?
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511. Yeah, I know.
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512. She made me wear it.
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513. Get lost!
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514. That's right, keep walking, pal.
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Remember when I had them
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517. - for that tax evasion in '88?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Yeah.
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that "in case you're going away" present.
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520. That got the jitters out of me.
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with Dusty?
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There was a time
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525. When you grew cold
and contemptuous of everyone.
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527. Well, only because it's still going on.
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529. In fact, most nights he goes back home
to sleep in his own bed.
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530. Which is fine.
I— I want his head in his work.
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531. Huh. That doesn't necessarily mean
yours has to take the night off.
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533. but we gotta do something to get
his confidence in that courtroom,
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534. and I am willing to shut my eyes
and let it happen.
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George.
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about making George feel bad,
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542. Although it was considerably less modest
than she had imagined.
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- I'm sorry.
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544. I thought this was
where Dustin Radler lived.
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545. Mr. Radler's in his bedroom.
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546. - I'll have to announce you.
- Announce me?
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- No, no. I—
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- Bluth. Lucille Bluth.
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I'm hearing about it?
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Was the casual drop-by
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554. You don't need to ask that.
Just check all the way back
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- May I be of assistance?
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556. Mrs. Bluth is here for a CDB,
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558. Most likely
because it wasn't made into a Vine.
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559. That's fine,
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560. I'm sure it was booked
through our second floor staff.
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you were close to the Salazars.
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562. No, I didn't book...
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563. - Who are the Salazars?
- The second floor staff.
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564. Mrs. Salazar was our pantry captain
for 15 years.
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565. Yes, back when she was Ms. Bautista.
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566. Three guesses what she did to get on two.
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567. No. You— You...
I'm just here to see Dusty.
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you all work for him?
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570. He never mentioned that he had so much...
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571. Lucille thought better of saying "money."
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- On the first floor?
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the Salazars control everything?
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The first floor used to mean something
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Jean!
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579. Lucille could tell there was tension
among her boyfriend's staff,
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581. How rich is this sand hobo?
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582. Well, yeah, she did say that.
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583. But about the staff, she also said...
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she said something about the staff.
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- Maeby uses
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to rig an election.
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- Dad said no talking.
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591. Then why the hell are you talking, Bev?
Why the...
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they would both vote against you.
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593. - "My daughter Annette."
- The... Uh, or...
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594. I wouldn't have voted that way,
is what I meant to say.
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- No.
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596. Because it's just gonna say my name.
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'Cause I can't take it anymore.
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out of the worst part of life.
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of Stan Sitwell's
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