1. Now, the story of a wealthy familyCopy !req
2. who lost everything,
and the one son who had no choiceCopy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. Gotta avoid the sun.Copy !req
6. Right there.Copy !req
7. Sorry, Gob. Looks like there
isn't gonna be enough for you.Copy !req
8. I never should have done Lindsay first.Copy !req
9. Lindsay's having a widening spurt.Copy !req
10. Please, I don't need any suntan lotion.
Dad never wears any.Copy !req
11. Yeah. And he's doing fine
in the lady department.Copy !req
12. - Oh.
- Well, Buster doesn't knowCopy !req
13. what the hell he's talking about!Copy !req
14. I think Buster was actually talking
about Mom.Copy !req
15. Oh, yes. No, uh... I thought...Copy !req
16. You were talking about recent—
Yes, thank you.Copy !req
17. Yes, she is, uh...
She is quite the beauty.Copy !req
18. You kids have a lot of competitionCopy !req
19. for this year's family pageant.Copy !req
20. Who is going to be...Copy !req
21. Mr. and Mrs. Bluth 1982?Copy !req
22. Oh!Copy !req
23. It's always you guys.Copy !req
24. We don't have a chance.Copy !req
25. Well, that's the downside
of having a mother who never ages.Copy !req
26. It must be something in these cigarettes.Copy !req
27. It doesn't hurt
that you guys are the judges.Copy !req
28. - They are?
- You guys are the judges?Copy !req
29. I knew this day would come.Copy !req
30. Maybe it is time.Copy !req
31. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay, uh...Copy !req
32. Kids, your mother and I have discussed it,Copy !req
33. and you're all old enough now
to actually impress us,Copy !req
34. so...Copy !req
35. We're out of the running.Copy !req
36. But that means
you need to step up your effortsCopy !req
37. in the talent portion.Copy !req
38. I already know what I'm doing.Copy !req
39. And it can't just be push-ups.Copy !req
40. Yeah, it won't just be push-ups.Copy !req
41. So, good luck, everyone, in the pageant.Copy !req
42. I'm sure you'll all be thin
by Thursday, Lindsay.Copy !req
43. - Out you go.
- Although, not so fast.Copy !req
44. You have to wait
until your brother Buster's hooked up.Copy !req
45. Oh, come on.
He still has to wear that dog collar?Copy !req
46. It's not a dog collar.Copy !req
47. - It's Buster's Gentleman Collar.
- Gentleman Collar.Copy !req
48. And he barely even knows it's there.Copy !req
49. Yeah, I barely know it's...Copy !req
50. Well, he's grown a little.Copy !req
51. Hey, wait.
You're in your suits already?Copy !req
52. I thought you were gonna wait for me
before you went swimming.Copy !req
53. It's not my fault
you're so greedy for a paycheck.Copy !req
54. I was covering your shift.Copy !req
55. - Oh, yeah. Pay up.
- Too late.Copy !req
56. I already spent your pay on this.Copy !req
57. You bought me a dorky, lame, stupid,Copy !req
58. gay magic kit?Copy !req
59. What? No. This is for me.Copy !req
60. I got it for the Mr. Bluth Talent Pageant.Copy !req
61. This is gonna be my talent.Copy !req
62. Does it come with that bird?Copy !req
63. No, I gotta get a bird.
But I'll get a bird.Copy !req
64. Can I see?
Almost there...Copy !req
65. Didn't Buster used to get past the window?Copy !req
66. Mom tightened it when he tried to putCopy !req
67. that starfish in his mouth.Copy !req
68. Yeah, but he's had a good summer.
He's made friends.Copy !req
69. Actually, Mother made the friend for me.Copy !req
70. So I named it after her: Lucille Ball.Copy !req
71. Is anybody else worried she's ruining us?Copy !req
72. Take that back!
You take that back!Copy !req
73. - We're normal! We're normal!
- Okay. Down, down.Copy !req
74. - Easy, Buster. Easy, boy.
- Sit.Copy !req
75. Okay, well, you guys wait for me.Copy !req
76. I'm gonna go change into my suit.Copy !req
77. I would say wait for me,
but it might be a couple of years.Copy !req
78. Hey, uh, Michael...Copy !req
79. I think Buster wants to go take a swim.Copy !req
80. I do!Copy !req
81. I've never even got my suit wet
from the outside.Copy !req
82. And I'm looking to turn that around,
buddy.Copy !req
83. If you're talking
about Buster going into the ocean,Copy !req
84. that is a terrible idea.Copy !req
85. Besides,
Mom puts that stupid collar on himCopy !req
86. every time he puts on his bathing suit.Copy !req
87. No. Not every time.Copy !req
88. He doesn't wear it
during the swimsuit competitionCopy !req
89. of the Mr. Bluth Pageant.Copy !req
90. Sit.Copy !req
91. By the way, guess who it turns out
the judges really are?Copy !req
92. It's not Mom and Dad?Copy !req
93. Magic is for girls.Copy !req
94. And your bird's gonna die, Michael.Copy !req
95. And when it does, it'll go back to...
Whence it came.Copy !req
96. Back to whence it came.Copy !req
97. The Bluths were waiting for informationCopy !req
98. from Michael and their attorneyCopy !req
99. after having made the news again.Copy !req
100. Viewers, it was the graphic sceneCopy !req
101. behind the graphics
that caught the attentionCopy !req
102. of a sharp-eyed viewer
who saw something and said something.Copy !req
103. On the top of a stair car
the police are callingCopy !req
104. a "vehicle of interest,"
an alleged man, now identifiedCopy !req
105. as Byron Buster Bluth,Copy !req
106. can be seen dropping
a large person-type thingCopy !req
107. into the water below.Copy !req
108. Police think this may be a clue
to the disappearanceCopy !req
109. of Lucille Austero, with whom the suspect
had a long and rocky relationship.Copy !req
110. Mr. Bluth was arrested last night
in an elevator in Newport.Copy !req
111. It seems the Bluth Family...Copy !req
112. And the family found themselvesCopy !req
113. in the last place
they ever expected to be:Copy !req
114. a police station.Copy !req
115. I never seem to get an end seat.Copy !req
116. This is what happens
when you're richand white in America.Copy !req
117. You happen to be caught on video,Copy !req
118. dumping some large person-type thing
into the bay,Copy !req
119. and nobody thinks, "I wonder how longCopy !req
120. that guy has been working
for the real killer?"Copy !req
121. Yeah, and they jumped right
to "He's the killer,"Copy !req
122. and then don't think to add:Copy !req
123. "but it's nice he's giving
the help the night off."Copy !req
124. No, they're jealous. They are jealous.Copy !req
125. And they won't stop
until one of us is a murderer.Copy !req
126. Today, it's Buster.Copy !req
127. Tomorrow— No, I guess it'll stop today.Copy !req
128. - Today's the last day.
- Come on.Copy !req
129. Let's all get on the same side here.Copy !req
130. We need to be all together on this.Copy !req
131. Yeah, I— I think that's a wonderful idea.Copy !req
132. And really,
we're just asking this Asian gentlemanCopy !req
133. and his wife...?Copy !req
134. To move over
to that group of chairs there,Copy !req
135. freeing up the end seat,Copy !req
136. which I would love
to take a shot at sitting in.Copy !req
137. Okay, it is not great news.Copy !req
138. Sorry.Copy !req
139. To finish the thought,Copy !req
140. that would free up this whole area
of seats for us.Copy !req
141. From the "If You See Something,
Say Something" posterCopy !req
142. - to the payphone.
- Tobias, please.Copy !req
143. - What did you find out?
- My friend spoke to the DA's office,Copy !req
144. and my lawyers were able
to reduce my sentenceCopy !req
145. to time served. Bad news?Copy !req
146. I can't spend any time
with anybody under 25.Copy !req
147. About Buster.Copy !req
148. And... they officially charged him
with murder. First degree.Copy !req
149. - Mm...
- First degree?Copy !req
150. - They don't even have a body.
- Yes,Copy !req
151. but they have his fingerprints
and her bloodCopy !req
152. all over the stair car, which was supposed
to be missing in Mexico.Copy !req
153. In fact, it was a picture of the stair carCopy !req
154. at the border
that dismantled the DA's caseCopy !req
155. by showing the missing victim
along with Oscar...Copy !req
156. Alibi and what we...Copy !req
157. that Michael had used to get the DACopy !req
158. to release Buster from jail
in the first place.Copy !req
159. - We did.
- And even though the pictureCopy !req
160. turned out to be just George Michael
and MaebyCopy !req
161. dressing up as two of their heroesCopy !req
162. before abandoning the broken-down truck
in Mexico,Copy !req
163. the forensic evidence on a stair car
that served as the crime scene...Copy !req
164. Okay, evidence guy, we're done.Copy !req
165. Of the conjectured murder was kept safelyCopy !req
166. out of the country...Copy !req
167. Because you don't know DropBox?
That's not my job.Copy !req
168. as was Oscar,
who wasn't with Lucille two.Copy !req
169. Because that's the evidence...Copy !req
170. But who, after hearing news
that Buster had been arrested,Copy !req
171. went to the vehicle he'd hidden awayCopy !req
172. after finding it abandoned weeks earlier,Copy !req
173. before driving it back into the StatesCopy !req
174. to pick up his son, Buster...Copy !req
175. a man who would soon be implored
by his magician brotherCopy !req
176. to help him conceal the secretsCopy !req
177. - of a magic trick.
- ... Body-shaped thing.Copy !req
178. - What is that?
- It was only after doing soCopy !req
179. that Oscar decided to be the latest BluthCopy !req
180. to abandon a stair car,
unfortunately doing soCopy !req
181. in a parking spotCopy !req
182. that had only recently been assignedCopy !req
183. to evidence supervisor Eddie Cantrow.Copy !req
184. - Evidence parking only.
- Who, before realizingCopy !req
185. that he was looking
at damaging evidence against Buster,Copy !req
186. reacted poorly...Copy !req
187. damaging the evidence against Buster.Copy !req
188. - Son of a bitch!
- In fairness to him,Copy !req
189. it had taken him a super long time to getCopy !req
190. a decent parking spot that he didn't have
to walk, like, a mile from.Copy !req
191. Unfortunately,
someone tampered with the evidence.Copy !req
192. But, look, even without it,
they still have the videoCopy !req
193. of him dumping something
in the bay that night.Copy !req
194. And— And did he say
what it was that he dumped?Copy !req
195. Or who gave him whatever
what it was that he dumped?Copy !req
196. Or where that guy,
not the first guy but the second guyCopy !req
197. who gave him what he dumped,Copy !req
198. got... what it was that he dumped?Copy !req
199. Not this time.Copy !req
200. No, we— we didn't have him say anything.Copy !req
201. I said, "Don't say a word.
Put on your poker face."Copy !req
202. Although Buster's poker faceCopy !req
203. didn't really make him look
like less of a murderer.Copy !req
204. Poker face.Copy !req
205. How could this be happening?Copy !req
206. Buster couldn't have done this.
I raised him totally by the book.Copy !req
207. Mom, you had him on a leash
until he was six.Copy !req
208. Well,
if that leash screwed him up so badly,Copy !req
209. why does he still want to wear it?Copy !req
210. Guys, it's not time
to play the blame game, okay?Copy !req
211. Even though they do say, in most cases,Copy !req
212. something happens in childhood
and, usually, the personCopy !req
213. that raises them is to blame.Copy !req
214. - But that's experts.
- I see.Copy !req
215. Don't you try to pin this on Lupe.Copy !req
216. She had her own family to raise, too.Copy !req
217. Boy,
Mom brings up a very good point.Copy !req
218. No one should say anything publicly
about this.Copy !req
219. I should speak for the family.Copy !req
220. - You?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
221. - Who said it should be you?
- Well,Copy !req
222. I'm in the family,
and it's gonna be crazy.Copy !req
223. It's gonna be a media circus, Tobias.Copy !req
224. Then I should be its ringmaster.Copy !req
225. In fact, Tobias would've taken
any job at that moment,Copy !req
226. as his current living arrangement
was tense, indeed.Copy !req
227. Something that is really only clearCopy !req
228. without the quick editing
and carefree score.Copy !req
229. Who did that? Who did that?Copy !req
230. - I was trying to be funny.
- Yeah?Copy !req
231. How 'bout I put your head
through this glass table?Copy !req
232. How funny would that be, young man?Copy !req
233. Oh, try it, Dad!Copy !req
234. I would so love that!Copy !req
235. - I did not raise you to say the F-word!
- Everybody's tired!Copy !req
236. We've all had too much pain medication.Copy !req
237. There were six.
There were six in here.Copy !req
238. Who the took 'em?Copy !req
239. - Why would you take these?
- I didn't take 'em!Copy !req
240. - How dare you, young lady!
- Hey, stop yelling!Copy !req
241. - I hate it when you guys fight!
- I've had enough of allCopy !req
242. - of you guys. Hey.
- I've had enough of you.Copy !req
243. - I'll break her neck.
- Let's get that music back on.Copy !req
244. As you see, it's latex,
so it can go right up your ass.Copy !req
245. Someone from this family needsCopy !req
246. to speak for Buster.Copy !req
247. Who is Buster Bluth?Copy !req
248. A young, one-armed,Copy !req
249. Iraq War vet suffering from PTSD,Copy !req
250. raised by a young mother
who had him at 17,Copy !req
251. whose only flaw was that...Copy !req
252. She loved him... too much.Copy !req
253. Actually, I was 37.Copy !req
254. Well, no one would believe that.Copy !req
255. - You're hired.
- No, you're not. Mom,Copy !req
256. - I'll handle this.
- Oh, Michael,Copy !req
257. let's be honest. Every time
you handle things, they're mishandled.Copy !req
258. Yeah, your mom's right. I mean, lately,Copy !req
259. you're just doing everything badly.Copy !req
260. - Yeah, Dad, nail his ass.
- I'll pile onCopy !req
261. to nailing that ass, Dad.Copy !req
262. S... So, now that we've gottenCopy !req
263. Tobias completely ruled out as ringmaster,Copy !req
264. maybe we can talk about Buster
and maybe getting him a lawyer.Copy !req
265. Oh! I should have led with this.Copy !req
266. I have been officially disbarred.Copy !req
267. I can't handle Buster's caseCopy !req
268. or anybody under 25.Copy !req
269. Saves me an awkward conversation.Copy !req
270. I think we need to get Buster
the best criminal lawyer available.Copy !req
271. - Looking for the best?
- Yeah.Copy !req
272. Well, if you're looking for the best,
there is only one group to go to.Copy !req
273. They're called the Guilty Guys.Copy !req
274. In fact, they were five
of the most prestigious attorneysCopy !req
275. in Orange County.Copy !req
276. There was Anita Bramwell,Copy !req
277. a researcher as tough as a prosecutor,Copy !req
278. whose photographic memory
was the perfect complementCopy !req
279. to her photogenic good looks.Copy !req
280. When it came to writing briefs,
Garrison "Harvard" SweetCopy !req
281. was as elegant on the pageCopy !req
282. as he was clumsy on the dance floor.Copy !req
283. But in both cases, he wasn't afraidCopy !req
284. to step on a few toes.Copy !req
285. Trained by the FBI in forensics,Copy !req
286. Shara Winfield not only knew
the science of law,Copy !req
287. but the laws of science.Copy !req
288. She was an expert who wasn't afraid
to get a little DNA on her.Copy !req
289. With a state supreme court justice
as a father,Copy !req
290. Jack Griffin had more to proveCopy !req
291. than most upper-tier
Dartmouth law students.Copy !req
292. He wasn't too proud to take moneyCopy !req
293. and a country club membership
from his parents.Copy !req
294. But he made it to the top of the listCopy !req
295. by being just that good.Copy !req
296. And hailing
from the mean streets of OaklandCopy !req
297. comes a lawyer raised by a single motherCopy !req
298. who taught him the meaning
of justice, Jesus,Copy !req
299. and when to not follow the rules.Copy !req
300. David G. "G-Man" Barnes cared aboutCopy !req
301. but one thing above the law:Copy !req
302. his beloved Raiders.Copy !req
303. These five professionalsCopy !req
304. had a perfect record
defending real criminalsCopy !req
305. who'd done real crimes.Copy !req
306. Together, they were known as
the Guilty Guys.Copy !req
307. And I think I might have gotten
Jack and David mixed up.Copy !req
308. Very expensiveCopy !req
309. but very, very good,Copy !req
310. especially if you're guilty.Copy !req
311. He's not guilty.Copy !req
312. - Then I would go with the cheaper option.
- Unacceptable.Copy !req
313. We want the best.Copy !req
314. Well, how are we gonna pay for that?
We don't have any money.Copy !req
315. It's all tied up in Fakeblock.
Thanks, Michael.Copy !req
316. "Thanks, Michael"?
How 'bout a little thanksCopy !req
317. to the guy who drove the stock price upCopy !req
318. and ended up screwing over
those other guys?Copy !req
319. Who ended up being us. Thanks, Michael.Copy !req
320. - Fakeblock's got nothing to do with this.
- Thanks, Michael.Copy !req
321. That's right.
Because when we sell Fakeblock,Copy !req
322. we give the money right back
to the ChineseCopy !req
323. before they get angrier.Copy !req
324. Angrier?Copy !req
325. I didn't tell you, but they left a messageCopy !req
326. saying that they hope their gift
was enough to...Copy !req
327. "Get us back on our feet."Copy !req
328. They're— They're threatening our feet?Copy !req
329. You don't think these Chinese
would first try to, I don't know,Copy !req
330. - ding your credit rating?
- It's their culture.Copy !req
331. Dusty was right.
I will say this for Saddam Hussein.Copy !req
332. With him, you didn't have to guess.
It was very direct.Copy !req
333. "I'll chop this off, I'll chop that off."Copy !req
334. Right. With him, you knew where you stood.Copy !req
335. Or— Or couldn't.Copy !req
336. Well, the Chinese clearly know
we spent the money.Copy !req
337. We're gonna have to sell Fakeblock,
so we can find a way to build the wall.Copy !req
338. Guys, we— we're not selling Fakeblock,
okay?Copy !req
339. We're gonna be able to find the money
to pay for these great lawyers, all right?Copy !req
340. I've already identified a couple
of assets that we can part with.Copy !req
341. Yeah, anything, Michael.Copy !req
342. We should sell the beach house.Copy !req
343. This is why we never told you
about the beach house, Michael.Copy !req
344. Uh, can I add something?Copy !req
345. This is why we never told you
about the beach house.Copy !req
346. Let's roll.Copy !req
347. Days later,
Michael was back at the office,Copy !req
348. trying to get a sense of how soon
Fakeblock would be turning a profit.Copy !req
349. Sorry, stranger, I only have time
for future billionaires.Copy !req
350. Oh, it's you.Copy !req
351. - Bingo.
- Uh, this...Copy !req
352. This was delivered
to our office by mistake.Copy !req
353. But it says "Bluth Company,"
so I thought I'd bring it.Copy !req
354. Mailman mistake, huh?Copy !req
355. Hard to believe we have those
in this analog world.Copy !req
356. Hey, speaking of that,
how's it going down there?Copy !req
357. - It's good. Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
358. Gob has been on lunch... most of today.Copy !req
359. - Most of the week...
- Huh.Copy !req
360. - ... Actually...
- Yeah, listen,Copy !req
361. Gob only cares about himself.Copy !req
362. But I'm glad to get you up here, because,Copy !req
363. as I say, we need that software.Copy !req
364. I mean, no pressure, but the lawyers
are charging a lot of moneyCopy !req
365. down there.Copy !req
366. - Oh, did you hire them?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
367. And the billable hours were coming in,Copy !req
368. as the Guilty Guys
were finishing their first weekCopy !req
369. - of leaving no stone unturned.
- So there's no doubt in your mind?Copy !req
370. None whatsoever.Copy !req
371. There's no way the killer was Ann Veal.
No match.Copy !req
372. - That's right.
- DNA don't lie.Copy !req
373. Take her off the board.Copy !req
374. - Got it.
- Run those filesCopy !req
375. and our billing for it over
to the Bluth Company and pronto.Copy !req
376. I mean, Jesus Christ, $7,000 to find outCopy !req
377. that Ann Veal had nothing to do
with Buster's case?Copy !req
378. Frankly, I'd ask you to bring
your rich girlfriend onCopy !req
379. as a business associate,
but I respect your space.Copy !req
380. Unless maybe...Copy !req
381. We give it a shot?Copy !req
382. Ship sailed on that or...?Copy !req
383. It's— It's difficult, actually,Copy !req
384. because I'm trying to figure outCopy !req
385. whether her father can even be trusted.Copy !req
386. It's difficult for me
to find that balance...Copy !req
387. Oh, that's not why he can't ask her.Copy !req
388. I wasn't even going to put this in,
but here's why.Copy !req
389. You sold the company?Copy !req
390. - A little.
- You can't sell a company a little.Copy !req
391. That's like saying
you're a little bit tired.Copy !req
392. You don't think you can be
a little bit tired?Copy !req
393. My dad was gonna invest in your company.Copy !req
394. I was gonna invest in your company.Copy !req
395. Then, suddenly,
you go behind my back and have sold it.Copy !req
396. - You clearly don't trust me.
- I do trust you.Copy !req
397. I just didn't want Fakeblock
to get in the way of our relationship.Copy !req
398. Well, now it's not gonna get
in the way of anything.Copy !req
399. Anything? I mean, so...Copy !req
400. It's over now?Copy !req
401. A little.Copy !req
402. But not wanting to make
his father feel guilty,Copy !req
403. George Michael kept this to himself.Copy !req
404. I'm trying to get
a timeline on when profitsCopy !req
405. from the Fakeblock business
and so forth start up.Copy !req
406. But I do respect your space.Copy !req
407. I hope I haven't put the familyCopy !req
408. - in a bind.
- Well, the family is the other issue.Copy !req
409. Your grandparents promised
to build that crazy...Copy !req
410. Border wall to some...Copy !req
411. Oh. Chinese.Copy !req
412. Now they're worrying
that the Chinese are gonna be upsetCopy !req
413. and say— Oh. "You will pay."Copy !req
414. Huh.Copy !req
415. Anyway, I said,
"We're not selling Fakeblock,Copy !req
416. 'cause, I promise you,
it'll make plenty of money."Copy !req
417. Well, you know, I'd... be careful
of promising even a little.Copy !req
418. You know, some people,
you give them an inch, and they take...Copy !req
419. A foot.Copy !req
420. They're threatening our feet?Copy !req
421. Is it a foot now?
They shortened it.Copy !req
422. Well, what I'm saying is,
finishing the softwareCopy !req
423. is definitely possible.
And I'm not saying I botched it,Copy !req
424. but...Copy !req
425. What if it's botched?Copy !req
426. As George Michael readied himselfCopy !req
427. to finally tell his father
the truth about Fakeblock...Copy !req
428. I don't want to talk about it, okay?Copy !req
429. What?Copy !req
430. Why don't you go back downstairs
and get to work on that software floor?Copy !req
431. Shut the door on the way out.Copy !req
432. Thank you.Copy !req
433. Just no rush on the software,
but just... ASAP.Copy !req
434. Chop, chop.Copy !req
435. Well, not "chop, chop," not—
That's a bad choice of words.Copy !req
436. For Christ's sake.Copy !req
437. Two days later,Copy !req
438. Michael, after gathering news crews
to Sudden Valley,Copy !req
439. prepared to make a hastily
thrown together announcement.Copy !req
440. I think you're doing the right thing.
We wantCopy !req
441. to make the Chinese happy.
Believe me, you don't want themCopy !req
442. sending your severed foot
to threaten some other guyCopy !req
443. who doesn't want to build a bridge.Copy !req
444. Yeah, I just—
I can't have my son in any danger.Copy !req
445. That's why I said you should fire him.Copy !req
446. That's what I'd do
if it were one of my kids.Copy !req
447. Did you want me to fire him for you?Copy !req
448. No. That's nice of you.Copy !req
449. I mean, it's not...
It's not nice. Sorry.Copy !req
450. It's quick.
Very, very quick of you to offer,Copy !req
451. but George Michael
and I are finally close again, and, uh,Copy !req
452. I didn't inherit your love
of firing family.Copy !req
453. - And certainly not him.
- I know it's not family,Copy !req
454. but maybeCopy !req
455. - you'll do a big layoff around Christmas.
- God.Copy !req
456. Are we already talking
about Christmas layoffs?Copy !req
457. Guys, building the wall's the only way.Copy !req
458. We took money from the Chinese investors.
I— I can't sell my son's companyCopy !req
459. to make good on a loan, but I think
that I have come up with a... work-aroundCopy !req
460. - to pay them back.
- So sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
461. - Hi.
- They're ready.Copy !req
462. I finished writing your speech
about the wall. Question.Copy !req
463. Do you need an opening parable?Copy !req
464. It's hard to find one
where the wall builder isn't,Copy !req
465. you know, starved to death
by his own wall,Copy !req
466. or dies of loneliness by his own wall.Copy !req
467. Or, of course,
is crushed to death by his own wall.Copy !req
468. Yeah. We don't want
to blow the ending anyway.Copy !req
469. Ah. Then you'll hate the one
about the honeybee.Copy !req
470. And while Michael didn't know
if his announcementCopy !req
471. would make it all the way
to China, it definitely made itCopy !req
472. as far as the model home.Copy !req
473. - Could those be... TV cameras?
- There you are.Copy !req
474. Hey, I want to thank everybody
for coming outCopy !req
475. to the great Bluth Company
border wall project.Copy !req
476. Gob quickly made a callCopy !req
477. - to his former compliance officer.
- Hello?Copy !req
478. Nine rings?Copy !req
479. Are you at Sudden Valley?Copy !req
480. Yes, uh, I believe you were told,Copy !req
481. although perhaps someone foolishly left
a message for you at work.Copy !req
482. It's a business event.Copy !req
483. - Beautiful day.
- The Bluth Company.Copy !req
484. On TV?Copy !req
485. - Are you on TV?
- A local channelCopy !req
486. is televising it, I believe.Copy !req
487. Yes, there they are.Copy !req
488. - Okay.
- Absolutely great day.Copy !req
489. Walk to the camera, okay?Copy !req
490. - Walk to the camera quick, so I—
- I don't feel comfortable...Copy !req
491. I need you to comply
and walk over to the camera!Copy !req
492. Wow, this is perfect. Michael plansCopy !req
493. a little "work event" during the weekmid.Copy !req
494. Right? That's just... Look at me.Copy !req
495. - I can't see you.
- Comply!Copy !req
496. Look me in the eyes and tell meCopy !req
497. that Michael didn't want me
to know about thisCopy !req
498. because I'm the president of Fakeblock.
It's why he planned it so early, isn't it?Copy !req
499. Uh, Gob, really?Copy !req
500. In fairness,
it is a Thursday at twenty to four.Copy !req
501. Exactly, and everyone knowsCopy !req
502. the workday doesn't start
until nine to five.Copy !req
503. Look,
I need to get back to him.Copy !req
504. Michael's going to announce the wall.Copy !req
505. Did he sell Fakeblock to build it?
Does George Michael know?Copy !req
506. No, I believe he found a way around that.Copy !req
507. Well, I'm gonna tell him.Copy !req
508. It's a groundbreaking.
I wouldn't be concerned.Copy !req
509. A... a groundbreaking?Copy !req
510. A groundbreaking?
Should... should... should...Copy !req
511. Let history not judge us
for the ideology, but rather...Copy !req
512. The quality of its workmanship,Copy !req
513. for we are just filling orders.Copy !req
514. You want to...
You— you...Copy !req
515. Should... should I? Should...?Copy !req
516. You want to see some...?Copy !req
517. You wanna see groundbreaking gay TV?Copy !req
518. Don't start without me.Copy !req
519. - George Michael!
- Okay, but we've started.Copy !req
520. - We're in the middle of... Hello?
- In a modern world where thereCopy !req
521. are certainly more threats greaterCopy !req
522. than a 34-year-old hard-working migrant
hopingCopy !req
523. to send money home to feedCopy !req
524. his wife and three young...Copy !req
525. Future rapists.Copy !req
526. Of course,
I'm talking about the threat of cyber.Copy !req
527. And that is why the Bluth CompanyCopy !req
528. acquired a new partner
just for this project.Copy !req
529. Adhir. Thank you.Copy !req
530. - Wow!
- Look at that.Copy !req
531. Okay? Introducing...Copy !req
532. Fakeblock. We've purchased this companyCopy !req
533. solely in order to embed
its privacy technology...Copy !req
534. - What the?
- ... Into our state-of-the-art prototypeCopy !req
535. wall project.Copy !req
536. We meant to do this, folks,
so nobody was deceived.Copy !req
537. And that's it.Copy !req
538. And so, as Michael wentCopy !req
539. to ceremonially break ground
to prove that Fakeblock could buildCopy !req
540. an indestructible wall...Copy !req
541. To the wall!Copy !req
542. May it bring us all... together.Copy !req
543. Gob kind of made the opposite.Copy !req
544. My name is Gob Bluth,
and as president of Fakeblock,Copy !req
545. I have an announcement!Copy !req
546. I'm building a wall!Copy !req
547. Come back for the unveiling
in two full weeks!Copy !req
548. - Wow, that was spectacular.
- Couldn't have gone better.Copy !req
549. It's great, Michael.
I mean, it placates the Chinese,Copy !req
550. and as long as cash comes in
from the software within the month...Copy !req
551. - Yeah.
- ... We'll be able to payCopy !req
552. the lawyers who are working
on Buster's murder charges.Copy !req
553. Come in close.Copy !req
554. I think
I'm winning your mother back.Copy !req
555. I'm gonna stick it to her tonight.Copy !req
556. We couldn't be prouder, Michael.
And in his dreams.Copy !req
557. - Right.
- Hey. Did you see that?Copy !req
558. Did you see what I did?
Did you see that?Copy !req
559. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
560. I had a shovel for you.Copy !req
561. No, it's okay. I wanted to come in hot,
make a show of it.Copy !req
562. God, did you see the look on their faces?Copy !req
563. Just when you said two weeks
to the unveiling.Copy !req
564. Right?Copy !req
565. And when you turned and went after them.Copy !req
566. George Michael's coming
after you, by the way.Copy !req
567. - What was that?
- Hi.Copy !req
568. Why would you bring my company into this?Copy !req
569. - Yup. Listen.
- Now we have a contract to fulfill?Copy !req
570. I know that I told you you'd have time
to get the software all worked out,Copy !req
571. but it is looking like we're gonna need it
in a month.Copy !req
572. - A month?
- Yeah, I was hopingto stall for six,Copy !req
573. but your uncle announced an unveiling
in two weeks.Copy !req
574. The upside is, after this,
we're gonna be able to free up capital,Copy !req
575. get you some tech guys.Copy !req
576. I got some friends
in mapping I can talk toCopy !req
577. - when they come up for air.
- I can't do this.Copy !req
578. - You can't.
- Well...Copy !req
579. Tell them it's off. Go up thereCopy !req
580. - and tell them it's off.
- That's the other thing.Copy !req
581. I mean, there is no more...Copy !req
582. "Up there," um, and— and— and look, I...Copy !req
583. I cannot call it off.Copy !req
584. But I'm the one on the line.Copy !req
585. I'm the only one who needs
to lose feet over this...Copy !req
586. Sleep over this.Copy !req
587. You just need to make the software.Copy !req
588. I should have told you, but,Copy !req
589. it just seemed like somethingCopy !req
590. that you might have
a knee-jerk overreaction to.Copy !req
591. I can tell you what
your grandmother would do.Copy !req
592. - Um—
- You're fired.Copy !req
593. She does go right there, but obviouslyCopy !req
594. I don't think that you would go that far.Copy !req
595. You have more shares than me,Copy !req
596. - so you could fire me.
- I just did.Copy !req
597. Yup. This is how it ended
for the honeybee, as well.Copy !req
598. And that's when Michael decidedCopy !req
599. he deserved to use what was going to be...Copy !req
600. You're fired.Copy !req
601. The Christmas presentCopy !req
602. he'd been saving for his mother.Copy !req
603. On the next Arrested Development...Copy !req
604. Buster becomes...Copy !req
605. One of 2015's biggest memes.Copy !req
606. And The Guilty Guys haveCopy !req
607. another breakthrough in the case.Copy !req
608. None of the other witnesses
even saw him near the stair car.Copy !req
609. The mud should have splattered up
on his shoes.Copy !req
610. Tests say no wear of any kind.Copy !req
611. But how does he commit a crime
with no mess, then?Copy !req
612. Guys, guys, guys, this fits
with the fact that he can't walk.Copy !req
613. And has been carried everywhere he went,
damn it.Copy !req
614. - Which means what, G-Man?
- He couldn't have committed this crime.Copy !req
615. - In any way.
- Get that box of evidenceCopy !req
616. - over to The Bluth Company with the bill.
- We have it.Copy !req
617. As they clear a man...Copy !req
618. They're billing hours.
Get our time sheets in.Copy !req
619. Who had died two years earlier.Copy !req
620. Michael Bluth, kid, stat.Copy !req