1. Inside, outside, inside, outside,Copy !req
2. inside, outside, inside, outside,Copy !req
3. inside, outside, inside, outside...Copy !req
4. Having taken Stan hostage,Copy !req
5. Oscar and Buster believed they were
on a flight from justice.Copy !req
6. - Who is this guy?
- I don't know— inside—Copy !req
7. But I don't like
the looks of him— outside...Copy !req
8. He's a friend, just saying hi.
What do I do?Copy !req
9. Okay, no funny business. Inside...Copy !req
10. - Yeah, don't be a hero.
- Outside...Copy !req
11. - Do I say hi? What do I do?
- All right, acting natural and stoppingCopy !req
12. in three, two, one.Copy !req
13. Hello.Copy !req
14. Ah. Hurt your hand?Copy !req
15. Tell him to off.Copy !req
16. Yeah, yeah, yeah, to F off,
twinkle toes. Tell him to F off.Copy !req
17. Let me handle this. Call the police. Ow!Copy !req
18. My son is coming in from Ojai
next Tuesday.Copy !req
19. - Ah.
- Leading with the inside.Copy !req
20. - Three, two, one.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
21. - Call the police.
- Inside, outside, inside, outside—Copy !req
22. Now the story of a wealthy familyCopy !req
23. who lost everything, and the one sonCopy !req
24. who had no choice
but to keep them all together.Copy !req
25. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
26. Fakeblock is gonna change the world.Copy !req
27. After George Michael's
girlfriend expressed interestCopy !req
28. in seeing his business...Copy !req
29. Which reminds me, I'm dying to see it.Copy !req
30. - ... He was desperate for a way out.
- Why don't you just tell RebelCopy !req
31. - she can't see the company?
- Then she's gonna knowCopy !req
32. I'm not a tech entrepreneur
named George Maharis.Copy !req
33. Fortunately,
his uncle inspired a solution.Copy !req
34. - They're paid protestors, boy!
- Unfortunately...Copy !req
35. Do you think they could be Anonymous,
like Guy Fawkses?Copy !req
36. Gob had a different interpretationCopy !req
37. - of what a Guy Fawkes was.
- Foxy guys.Copy !req
38. And when he found
his deception falling apart,Copy !req
39. George Michael was in
for a pleasant surprise.Copy !req
40. Fakeblock's incredible. Fakeblock is—Copy !req
41. - Yeah, Fakeblock is real. Yeah.
- And so, he went to thank a cousinCopy !req
42. - who was in the middle of a deception.
- I was this closeCopy !req
43. to telling Rebel the whole truth:
that you fired everyoneCopy !req
44. months ago, and the thing is a fraud.Copy !req
45. Then we open the doors,
and the place is abuzz.Copy !req
46. She totally bought it.
She wants to invest now.Copy !req
47. I don't know how you did it,
but it was great.Copy !req
48. You got people there for the day.Copy !req
49. I didn't hire anybody for the day.Copy !req
50. Then where did those people come from?
The place was wall-to-wall nerds.Copy !req
51. Yeah, this is making sense.Copy !req
52. Those people that you saw didn't come in
for the day.Copy !req
53. They never left.Copy !req
54. Remember when I said I fired everybody?Copy !req
55. What I did was, I asked Joan
in HR to fire everybody for me.Copy !req
56. Then, so I didn't have to make
two phone calls,Copy !req
57. I fired her there on the spot.Copy !req
58. - So you fired the person in charge of...
- Firing.Copy !req
59. Yes. So, you know,
you fire the person in HR last.Copy !req
60. That's the lesson here.Copy !req
61. But, hey, this is how you learn
in business, am I right?Copy !req
62. We're still somehow paying these people?Copy !req
63. Well, we're not paying Joan in HR.
Gotta give me credit for that one.Copy !req
64. Well, we're not gonna have
any more credit at all.Copy !req
65. That explains why Maeby's
credit cards aren't working.Copy !req
66. Maeby's credit cards?Copy !req
67. Oh, sorry. The minute I put the teeth in,
I become...Copy !req
68. A completely different person.Copy !req
69. Speaking of which, there's your solution.Copy !req
70. We both have alter egos,Copy !req
71. and I think it's about time
we killed them off. What do you say?Copy !req
72. George Maharis can have a heart attack.Copy !req
73. - Maeby gets hit by a bus.
- Killing off Maeby?Copy !req
74. - Yup, see you.
- I know Annette can be forgetful,Copy !req
75. but she remembers Maeby
is the dominant personality, right?Copy !req
76. Hey, I got a pretty sweet setup here.Copy !req
77. Okay?
I finally got rid of my beloved Stan.Copy !req
78. He's in the hospital, massive head injury.Copy !req
79. Free rent.
New neighbors every six to eight months.Copy !req
80. Also, Maeby doesn't even have
a high school diploma.Copy !req
81. Not a good move, given the world
my generation is leaving hers.Copy !req
82. I'm glad it's easy for you, but me
and George Maharis have the same teeth.Copy !req
83. People are gonna figure it out.
If I'm not arrested for fraud,Copy !req
84. I'll be in debt for life.Copy !req
85. - I'm gonna end up in my old bedroom.
- Yeah. It's six o'clock.Copy !req
86. I'm already an hour and a half late
for dinner.Copy !req
87. And I'm sorry if I'm repeating myself,
but, uh... Annette,Copy !req
88. she like-a the pasta, hmm?Copy !req
89. Later that day,
Michael heard a noise comingCopy !req
90. from his son's old bedroom
and was surprisedCopy !req
91. to discover that, this time,
it was his son.Copy !req
92. It's you.
What are you doing in your bedroom?Copy !req
93. Playing a game
where I just throw the tennis ballCopy !req
94. against the wall and try and catch it.
And then if I miss it, I...Copy !req
95. Uh, feel pretty bad and beat myself up,Copy !req
96. and then I kind of try and move past thatCopy !req
97. and get back on the horse.Copy !req
98. Okay. Son, I— I meant,
what— what— what are you doingCopy !req
99. back in your old room?Copy !req
100. Um... that's just a...Copy !req
101. Minor regression.Copy !req
102. Well, I guess I was actually just trying
to go back to a simpler time.Copy !req
103. When I was a young boy and...Copy !req
104. All I cared about were simple thingsCopy !req
105. like what does it take
to be a good citizenCopy !req
106. and am I gonna be able
to fall asleep tonight,Copy !req
107. or am I getting too wound upCopy !req
108. - about this good citizen stuff?
- Well, George Michael,Copy !req
109. you've always been such
a funny little guy, you know.Copy !req
110. Of course it make sense now,
you being a computer genius.Copy !req
111. Speaking of which, question: I'm tryingCopy !req
112. to gather as much capital
as possible to help out Dad,Copy !req
113. but I think that they're hiding something.Copy !req
114. I mean, they've got secret bookkeeping,
and, um,Copy !req
115. came across this file here
called "Gated Community."Copy !req
116. Each time I try to print it,
I get this root warning,Copy !req
117. - you know...
- Doesn't lookCopy !req
118. like it came
from a normal printer, actually.Copy !req
119. It's not, no, I sent it
to the Smile Maker. It's a dental printer.Copy !req
120. Okay. That explains that toothbrush
next to the warning sign.Copy !req
121. And you see how they spelled
"byte" without a y.Copy !req
122. - No, this is for dentists.
- Listen to you.Copy !req
123. This is why you have
a billion-dollar software companyCopy !req
124. and your old man has to hit "popcorn"
on the microwaveCopy !req
125. any time I want to heat something up.Copy !req
126. - You hit "heat," then hit "time," then...
- Mine does not work that way.Copy !req
127. But popcorn sounds good.
Let's go make some of that. Come on.Copy !req
128. Unbeknownst to the guys,
and directly over their heads,Copy !req
129. Tobias had just experienced
his own snack problems.Copy !req
130. I knew it.
Okay. I had nine gummy bearsCopy !req
131. wrapped in tinfoil here,Copy !req
132. and the tinfoil is still here,
but, uh, I'm super confused.Copy !req
133. Do we have magic gummy bears
that just get up and walk away?Copy !req
134. Yeah, one got up
and walked right into my mouth.Copy !req
135. What're you gonna do about it?Copy !req
136. And the cramped quartersCopy !req
137. had his makeshift family feeling on edge.Copy !req
138. Oh, I can go downstairs,
maybe go to a store.Copy !req
139. No! I'm the provider for this family.Copy !req
140. If anyone gets to leave, it's me.Copy !req
141. Yeah, you're good at that, Dad.
You're good at leaving.Copy !req
142. It— It's kind of your thing, actually.Copy !req
143. Hey, I don't have to crouch here
for this— Ow!Copy !req
144. I just don't understand
why we're still here.Copy !req
145. - Shh!
- Why are we hiding?Copy !req
146. Yeah, I thought you said
you were the sticky white glueCopy !req
147. that this family sniffs together.Copy !req
148. All right, look,
we're in a bad situation here.Copy !req
149. But, I've been jammedCopy !req
150. with bigger things
in tighter spots than this.Copy !req
151. Ah.Copy !req
152. We just need better living conditions.Copy !req
153. Isn't that what the Bluth Company does?Copy !req
154. No, you fuck— Oh!Copy !req
155. - Mmm...
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.Copy !req
156. - Mm-hmm.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
157. Oscar and Buster, meanwhile,
had found a new place to live.Copy !req
158. This is a great pad.Copy !req
159. I know.
This is what we in the Bluth familyCopy !req
160. call a "Don't Tell Michael."Copy !req
161. But their new roommate wanted out.Copy !req
162. Maybe I'll go make us some popcorn.Copy !req
163. Oh. Are we gonna go in the kitchen?Copy !req
164. We're gonna, I don't know,
boil some hot oil?Copy !req
165. Nice try, bitch.Copy !req
166. Yeah, nice try, B.Copy !req
167. - I'd love some popcorn, please.
- Hey, smart guy.Copy !req
168. Can we watch a movie,Copy !req
169. or just leave the lights on
so we can't see you?Copy !req
170. We can stay up late if you want
and watch it, or something.Copy !req
171. Thanks for dinner, Annette.Copy !req
172. - See you next time, Bev.
- I thought you said you lived here alone.Copy !req
173. It's my old lady.
Leave her out of it, please?Copy !req
174. She's a very sweet person.Copy !req
175. She's smiling all the time,
even when she sleeps.Copy !req
176. I always get the wrong key.Copy !req
177. - On my cue, rising.
- Mm...Copy !req
178. And in three, two, one.Copy !req
179. Inside, outside.
Inside, outside. Inside, outside.Copy !req
180. Outside. Inside, outside.Copy !req
181. - You blow our cover, and she's a goner.
- Inside, outside.Copy !req
182. Run, Annette, run!Copy !req
183. Maeby? Why'd he call you Annette?Copy !req
184. Huh?Copy !req
185. Hand.Copy !req
186. Inside, outside. Inside, outside.Copy !req
187. And this is why I told you
to buy the safety hair.Copy !req
188. While Maeby was hoping to erase memories...Copy !req
189. Now I gotta drink the evidence.Copy !req
190. Back at the model home,
Michael was bonding with his son.Copy !req
191. You know?
You're dating the girl of my dreams.Copy !req
192. Your dreams. You know?Copy !req
193. What I meant was,
my dreams are your dreams.Copy !req
194. Have you ever noticed that dreams are hard
to remember?Copy !req
195. There's one I can't forget.Copy !req
196. The dream of us working together.
Do you rememberCopy !req
197. how we wanted to make sure
we could hang out all day every day?Copy !req
198. - Like you and your dad.
- That was not a dream.Copy !req
199. Think I wanted to hang out with my father?Copy !req
200. That was a job.
No, but listen, I want you to knowCopy !req
201. that I'm available to you 24 hours a day,Copy !req
202. any time you want, to talk about business.Copy !req
203. And don't think
I can't handle the tech stuff.Copy !req
204. I spent those five and a half weeks
up at the Search campus.Copy !req
205. I'm texting with one hand,
you've seen that.Copy !req
206. Well,
my problems are not that easily solved.Copy !req
207. - Oh, yeah?
- Turns out, we're way more in debtCopy !req
208. than I thought we were.Copy !req
209. - Same here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
210. I— I'm suddenly running
the Bluth Company,Copy !req
211. and they're up to something.
I don't know what it is,Copy !req
212. but we're broke.Copy !req
213. It's just, these offices
are just wiping us out.Copy !req
214. And same here.
Gob's got us on two floors now.Copy !req
215. Trying to get my employees to describe
what they're doing is like pulling teeth.Copy !req
216. I think there are
a couple of Two Hour Teeth guysCopy !req
217. still on the payroll. No one will confirm,
but I'm convinced that in the break room,Copy !req
218. there's still an active chair.
Anyway, despite all of this,Copy !req
219. you and I are gonna get through this.
You want to know why?Copy !req
220. The Bluth boys, we find a way.Copy !req
221. - We're winners.
- Agreed.Copy !req
222. Hey, so, non sequitur,
what do you know about bankruptcy?Copy !req
223. You know, I was just checking
into that. No, look.Copy !req
224. I don't know what else I can do.Copy !req
225. Dad said go in there
and save the company, find money.Copy !req
226. But despite all their shady bookkeeping,
there's nothing left.Copy !req
227. There's just— there's Sudden Valley.
That's it.Copy !req
228. The one thing that was mine.
Well, and whatever'sCopy !req
229. in that file, that "Gated Community,"
but... but you're different.Copy !req
230. You're right at the beginning.Copy !req
231. You shouldn't be thinking
about bankruptcy at all, you know?Copy !req
232. Can't you get a loan?Copy !req
233. Well, I mean, Rebel offered
to buy the whole company outright.Copy !req
234. - Oh, you can't do that.
- No. I mean...Copy !req
235. - Forget about that.
- What if the software...Copy !req
236. - Is worth billions?
- ... Never works?Copy !req
237. It doesn't seem likely.Copy !req
238. - These expenses are just killing us.
- Hey, hang on.Copy !req
239. Uh, I think I got a solution
for both of us.Copy !req
240. - And... open your eyes.
- Was I supposed to close them?Copy !req
241. Hmm? Oh, yeah. Well, anyway,Copy !req
242. these are the offices.
What do you think?Copy !req
243. Oh, 'cause you're
on the fourth floor now. I...Copy !req
244. Yeah, you set up Fakeblock here.
It's free rent.Copy !req
245. I don't know, I mean, you know,
this was your office.Copy !req
246. This was where you were president.Copy !req
247. Where decisions were made that you...Copy !req
248. Eventually found out about.Copy !req
249. But— but, look, you know,
this was our dream, right?Copy !req
250. To work together? Do you rememberCopy !req
251. - all the dreaming we did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
252. Have lunch together.
Work out in the late afternoon.Copy !req
253. That's right,
we were gonna put a weight roomCopy !req
254. - in the back office.
- You know it, yeah.Copy !req
255. Drive home together,
shower up, grab dinner,Copy !req
256. - PJs on, teeth brushed.
- A little TV.Copy !req
257. A little bit of TV, sure,
and then a little kiss good nightCopy !req
258. and off to bed.
You know, I am just realizingCopy !req
259. that I'm still picturing you
as a ten-year-old.Copy !req
260. I think I was trying to engineerCopy !req
261. a way to stay up late
and watch The Tom Green Show.Copy !req
262. Mm, yeah, see,
I don't get the new guys.Copy !req
263. Anyway, it can be a new dream,
then, you know?Copy !req
264. I'll be able to come here all the time.
You'll be able to pop up whenever.Copy !req
265. I'm not sure it's a good idea, you know?Copy !req
266. - Yeah.
- I'm feeling anxious as it is.Copy !req
267. This is just gonna be great, isn't it?Copy !req
268. It's gonna be so much fun!Copy !req
269. George Michael wasn't the only one
who felt shackled to his father.Copy !req
270. Inside, outside, inside, outside,Copy !req
271. inside, outside, inside...Copy !req
272. - Hello.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
273. - Ew!
- Waving with righty. We've discussed this.Copy !req
274. - Sorry.
- There's gotta be a wayCopy !req
275. we can cover more ground
without attracting attention.Copy !req
276. Oh, I've got the perfect idea for that.Copy !req
277. Wet side, dry side,
wet side, dry side, wet side, dry side...Copy !req
278. Okay.Copy !req
279. Are you all right?Copy !req
280. We should have taken the tandem bike.Copy !req
281. Nah.
Never would have fit in here.Copy !req
282. Oh, I see what you mean.Copy !req
283. George Michael was showing his cousinCopy !req
284. the new Fakeblock offices.Copy !req
285. He wants me
to help him print things, and I...Copy !req
286. I will say the other place had
more of a tech start-up vibe.Copy !req
287. Yeah, but the fraud part
will be more at home here, you know?Copy !req
288. Yeah. If these walls could only testify,
huh?Copy !req
289. I don't understand the problem.
I thought Rebel saidCopy !req
290. she was gonna buy the company.Copy !req
291. Well, I'm not gonna sell a bogus company
to my girlfriend.Copy !req
292. Why not? It's the perfect way
to end a terrible relationship.Copy !req
293. It's not terrible.
It's— it's a great relationship.Copy !req
294. Yes, but it won't be
once you sell her a shitty company.Copy !req
295. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
You're more impossibleCopy !req
296. to talk to than Annette.Copy !req
297. - You talk to Annette?
- No.Copy !req
298. But Stan does.Copy !req
299. And as much as we try to infuriate him,Copy !req
300. he won't get the hint.
What do I gotta do, hit him on the head?Copy !req
301. But, next thing you know,
he's back from the hospital.Copy !req
302. - So you actually did hit him?
- Yeah, just with a wine bottle,Copy !req
303. but it wasn't open.Copy !req
304. I guess I could do it again,Copy !req
305. but I just can't send him back
to the ER again, you know?Copy !req
306. Three times in one week.Copy !req
307. People are gonna start asking,
you know, elderly abuse?Copy !req
308. Which apparently is a real thing.Copy !req
309. I guess all old people are this annoying.Copy !req
310. Well, so, I've looked into
selling the companyCopy !req
311. to somebody else,
but the thing is that tech companiesCopy !req
312. don't normally sell
without a whole lot of vetting.Copy !req
313. And anyone I've talked to will only do itCopy !req
314. if the president stays on,
so before we find a clueless buyer,Copy !req
315. we're gonna have to find
a clueless president.Copy !req
316. And it's not gonna be me.
Someone that's stupidCopy !req
317. and lazy enough
that he doesn't ask any questionsCopy !req
318. - about the actual software.
- Oh, I loveCopy !req
319. how you're assuming it's a he.Copy !req
320. I know what you're thinking!Copy !req
321. Look who's back.Copy !req
322. After your father
unceremoniously let me quit.Copy !req
323. Now I'm back down
on the third floor without so muchCopy !req
324. as a "feel free
to use the third floor" joke.Copy !req
325. Anyway...Copy !req
326. What are you two doing down here
after a long mid-weekend?Copy !req
327. Well, Dad said we could use
the offices for Fakeblock.Copy !req
328. He actually said,
"Feel free to use the third floor."Copy !req
329. Mm. Now I'm glad I gave
one of those offices away.Copy !req
330. - You gave an office away?
- Well, just one of the smaller ones.Copy !req
331. You won't even know it's being used.Copy !req
332. because an actor's body
is his instrument.Copy !req
333. Come get my shower ready
and then take overCopy !req
334. - on the elliptical.
- I'm on it. I got it.Copy !req
335. No, you can't take another shower.Copy !req
336. I'm still in socks,
and I'm about to serve food.Copy !req
337. Well, what's for dinner?Copy !req
338. Turkey jerky, popcorn,Copy !req
339. - and leftover Jeff.
- Aw. There's no Linda left?Copy !req
340. You know, I don't want to jinx it,Copy !req
341. but this certainly is better
than living in that attic, yes?Copy !req
342. - Oh, definitely.
- It's so great, Dad.Copy !req
343. And what's our number one rule?Copy !req
344. Don't tell Michael.Copy !req
345. Well, yes, but I also meant, 88 more days,
and squatter's rights kick in.Copy !req
346. This is going too fast now.
Murphybrown, this is going too fast.Copy !req
347. - All right, sorry.
- Switch it back. Oh!Copy !req
348. Oh, God! Oh, God!Copy !req
349. Anyway, I'm just stopping by here
'cause this is where my e-mail comes.Copy !req
350. You could check your e-mail anywhere.Copy !req
351. Uh, yeah, e-mail, but this is g-mail.Copy !req
352. Down here on the third floor
set it up for me,Copy !req
353. and then when we moved to the fourth,Copy !req
354. I was like, screw it,
I'll just come down here to check it,Copy !req
355. 'cause I don't want wires
going everywhere.Copy !req
356. You can use your phone for that.Copy !req
357. Yeah, and I could use a pigeon.Copy !req
358. But for this particular task,
I've chosen e-mail.Copy !req
359. Anyway, I sent my résumé out,Copy !req
360. and the only firm that's gotten back to meCopy !req
361. is the gang over at Mailer Daemon.Copy !req
362. Aw, damn it! God, missed him again.Copy !req
363. It seems like they write me backCopy !req
364. every time I step away from this thing.Copy !req
365. Well, on the other hand, this is on them,Copy !req
366. 'cause I made it clear that I was looking
for a three-day-a-week president job,Copy !req
367. and why— why...Copy !req
368. Why-why... when...Copy !req
369. When... what kind of... when... what...?Copy !req
370. You're looking for a president job?Copy !req
371. - I'll be damned, it is a he.
- Who e-mails back...Copy !req
372. What? At Wednesday at nap?Copy !req
373. Hey, Gob, we want to beatCopy !req
374. Mailer Daemon to the punch.Copy !req
375. Come to Fakeblock. Be our president.Copy !req
376. You won't need
to get your e-mail redelivered.Copy !req
377. Yeah. You already know the lay
of the office.Copy !req
378. You won't have to learn new snacks.Copy !req
379. And everybody knows you,Copy !req
380. so there won't be
gaining everyone's respect.Copy !req
381. And the best part is,
you get paid in stock.Copy !req
382. Right. Money never has to change hands.Copy !req
383. I'm listening.Copy !req
384. - That's it. We're done talking.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
385. Can I get back to you?Copy !req
386. - Yeah.
- I'm in.Copy !req
387. - Great!
- Well, looks likeCopy !req
388. I'm gonna need
that office space after all.Copy !req
389. This is not gonna be an easy conversation.Copy !req
390. But mostly thankful for the one manCopy !req
391. who made this all possible.Copy !req
392. Who took this ragtag,
talented troupe of a familyCopy !req
393. and— and put a roof over their head,Copy !req
394. Jeff in their mouth,
and gave us the dignityCopy !req
395. to move as we will after work hours.Copy !req
396. To my brother-in-law Gob.Copy !req
397. Long may—Copy !req
398. I need you guys out of here.Copy !req
399. And we're on the move again.Copy !req
400. I don't want to go back
to living in that attic.Copy !req
401. And the heat made me like,
"What's happening? Who are you?"Copy !req
402. - We'll figure something out, Murphybrown.
- Okay, I hate to beCopy !req
403. the one to suggest it,
but I know about a tent city.Copy !req
404. Well, there you go.
We're down a rung,Copy !req
405. but we're down a rung together.Copy !req
406. Thanks, guys.
My first day as president,Copy !req
407. and kicking people out makes it...Copy !req
408. - Makes it seem real.
- Oh, Gob. Something came for you.Copy !req
409. Hmm.Copy !req
410. Powerful Gay Tastemakers?Copy !req
411. The Gay Mafia.Copy !req
412. - What?
- That's the Gay Mafia.Copy !req
413. Surely you've heard of them.Copy !req
414. Very flattering. That's the real deal.Copy !req
415. I wonder if this is from Tony.Copy !req
416. Maybe this is how
he's trying to reach out to me.Copy !req
417. Wow. So I guess...Copy !req
418. I guess sometimes
things do work out, after all.Copy !req
419. - So we can stay?
- No.Copy !req
420. For me.Copy !req
421. Things work out for me.Copy !req
422. And while things were working out for Gob,Copy !req
423. upstairs,
things were not working out so wellCopy !req
424. - for Michael.
- Remember, Mom doesn't want meCopy !req
425. to see the file, so I guess
this is what you'd call a...Copy !req
426. - Don't tell Gangee.
- You see the fun we have?Copy !req
427. I know you do.
Come on, the printer's in here.Copy !req
428. So, it is a three-dimensional printer,
but I've just let it go all day.Copy !req
429. What is this?Copy !req
430. Is this the printer you sent the file to?Copy !req
431. Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think so.Copy !req
432. The— the file that was labeled
"Gated Community."Copy !req
433. I think that this isCopy !req
434. a map that they did not want me to see.Copy !req
435. It looks like a wall on the border, but...Copy !req
436. Made out of teeth?Copy !req
437. She's crazy. She's totally crazy.Copy !req
438. That might be a setting in the printer.Copy !req
439. Let me see what we have here.
Yeah. See?Copy !req
440. Right here. You have to uncheck
"Presume Teeth."Copy !req
441. This is what they need me
to find money for.Copy !req
442. This is their secret project, huh?Copy !req
443. Well, there's only one way
to find out for sure.Copy !req
444. Uncheck "Presume Teeth."Copy !req
445. And print again.Copy !req
446. And as they went to do so,Copy !req
447. Gob went to meet with the Gay Mafia,Copy !req
448. hoping to run into
his old friend Tony Wonder.Copy !req
449. Are there any tastemakers?Copy !req
450. Tastemakers?Copy !req
451. You sold a French Regency armoire,
and you don't think I'm gonna hear?Copy !req
452. I want my taste. If not...Copy !req
453. Listen to this.Copy !req
454. - Mmm.
- That was me tap-dancing on your grave,Copy !req
455. all right?Copy !req
456. Yeah, I think I'm in the wrong place.Copy !req
457. - I was looking for a guy named Tony.
- No, Mr. Bluth.Copy !req
458. You're exactly in the right place.
Take a seat.Copy !req
459. No, yeah, you know what? I— I'm fine.Copy !req
460. We wanted to congratulate you
on your coming out.Copy !req
461. So brave.Copy !req
462. - So brave.
- So brave.Copy !req
463. So brave. But you know what?
Thank you. It's...Copy !req
464. - The struggle is...
- Oh, shut up.Copy !req
465. We know you're as straight
as an Oklahoma highway.Copy !req
466. They're straight, right?Copy !req
467. I wouldn't know.
I've never been in Oklahoma.Copy !req
468. You were in Oklahoma!Copy !req
469. You're right. In the bus and truck.Copy !req
470. Is that a song? I...Copy !req
471. You're straight.Copy !req
472. No, no, no. I'm— I'm gay.Copy !req
473. Yeah, sure, because of your trick.Copy !req
474. Gob had recently performed
a sexuality switch illusion at a parade.Copy !req
475. It ended unexpectedly when his partner
had a premature emulsification.Copy !req
476. This left Gob publicly out of the closet...Copy !req
477. Who's straight now?Copy !req
478. With no way back inCopy !req
479. and a sexual identityCopy !req
480. the magician's code precluded him
from undoing.Copy !req
481. Well, that son of a buck
gonna have to stay gay.Copy !req
482. Unfortunately for you,
we also caught your appearanceCopy !req
483. on that religious programCopy !req
484. And As It Is Such, So Also
As Such It Is— what is it?Copy !req
485. - "Unto you," boss.
- Unto You.Copy !req
486. - Yes.
- Where Gob announcedCopy !req
487. he was seeking Christian
sexuality conversion...Copy !req
488. To Christianity!Copy !req
489. So he could find a plausible way...Copy !req
490. To not being into guys, I guess.Copy !req
491. You are talking
about praying away the gay.Copy !req
492. To lead a public lifeCopy !req
493. - as a straight man.
- Well, yeah, I...Copy !req
494. Sure, I guess it could get me off.Copy !req
495. - I mean, out.
- That sends a messageCopy !req
496. that conversion therapy works,
which will hurt us.Copy !req
497. And we're the ones doing the hurting.Copy !req
498. Oh, right, then there'd be less gays
that would suck the gays out.Copy !req
499. - No.
- I mean, off.Copy !req
500. Because it's a destructive sham
that thinksCopy !req
501. that homosexuality can be cured
through shame and fear,Copy !req
502. you pathetic little dipshit.Copy !req
503. You're right, I hear you.Copy !req
504. And I'll cancel my appointment.
I'll lose my deposit, but right is right.Copy !req
505. It's too late for that. You said on TVCopy !req
506. you're going into conversion therapy,Copy !req
507. so you are going to go.Copy !req
508. And then you're going
to announce it didn't work.Copy !req
509. So... I have to stay gay?Copy !req
510. Just for seven years.
Then we'll let you age out.Copy !req
511. It's a lot more generous than what I didCopy !req
512. to that last guy who faked being gay.Copy !req
513. You know him. Your pal Tony Wonder.Copy !req
514. Don't worry. We took care of him.
Didn't we, boys?Copy !req
515. - We sure did.
- We sure did.Copy !req
516. Now, do as you're told,
and you will have madeCopy !req
517. some very powerful friends.Copy !req
518. - In case you ever need a favor.
- Austero.Copy !req
519. Yes, I think I was shacking up
with your ex-wife.Copy !req
520. She was my sister.Copy !req
521. My apologies.Copy !req
522. Think I was shacking up with your sister.Copy !req
523. Maybe he is gay.Copy !req
524. You know,
I hope you don't think...Copy !req
525. I mean, I...
Listen, I want you to know,Copy !req
526. my brother probably
didn't have anything to doCopy !req
527. with your sister's disappearance.Copy !req
528. I'm not worried about it.Copy !req
529. To be honest, we fought all the time,Copy !req
530. so it's probably better
for our relationshipCopy !req
531. that she's no longer around.Copy !req
532. Tell me about it.Copy !req
533. My sister and I
don't get along, either. She just left...Copy !req
534. Now that you know about our organization,Copy !req
535. we're going to ask
for a little insurance to make sureCopy !req
536. you will always be loyal to us.Copy !req
537. Since you're so good at magic,Copy !req
538. why don't you make that disappear.Copy !req
539. Is that what I think it is?Copy !req
540. - Yes, it's what you think it is.
- Yeah.Copy !req
541. We got as much of the cement off
as we could.Copy !req
542. Don't need it traced back to us.Copy !req
543. You mention this to anyone,Copy !req
544. and this is the last sound
you're going to hear.Copy !req
545. You're gonna... tap-dance on my grave?Copy !req
546. Oh, hell, you saw the matinee.
Out you go.Copy !req
547. Chop-chop. I want it off my floorCopy !req
548. and somewhere no one will find it.Copy !req
549. I don't have all day.Copy !req
550. I've got to get out of these work clothes.Copy !req
551. I have house seats
for Chita Rivera tonight.Copy !req
552. I don't know who he is.Copy !req
553. Stupid day to take an Uber.Copy !req
554. On the next Arrested Development.Copy !req
555. Tobias's family settles in at a tent city.Copy !req
556. Looks like your old man
came through with that camping trip.Copy !req
557. Although we should stay togetherCopy !req
558. - just to be safe.
- That's right.Copy !req
559. We need to keep a low profile.Copy !req
560. Tent City is all about survival.Copy !req
561. So I say we just hunker down, okay?Copy !req
562. I bet this place
gets a lot quieter after dark.Copy !req
563. Also, we could always go
to the food court.Copy !req
564. Oh, and maybe we can ask
them to turn down the birds.Copy !req