1. All right!Copy !req
2. Michael Bluth had been away
from his family for two months,Copy !req
3. and his life had never seemed better.Copy !req
4. Oh, head in the sand!Copy !req
5. While at a tech company famous
for providing access to any information,Copy !req
6. except for its own name,Copy !req
7. - he had found friends...
- Jim.Copy !req
8. - Oh, nice return, Jim.
- ... Been retrained for the workplace...Copy !req
9. It's just one space after a period?Copy !req
10. That's okay. Let's try it again.Copy !req
11. And was learning new skills every day.Copy !req
12. Hi, sorry I'm late.Copy !req
13. - How you doing?
- Konnichiwa.Copy !req
14. - So, is your family joining you?
- No.Copy !req
15. They will not be joining, um,
but, um, maybe just, uh,Copy !req
16. one of their kids can take a swing at me,
huh?Copy !req
17. While he believed
he had put his family behind him...Copy !req
18. This class is geared more to self-defense
for the family, not...Copy !req
19. Not from the family.Copy !req
20. - ... There were some unresolved issues.
- I get that.Copy !req
21. Do you have family-on-family stuff?Copy !req
22. A few years ago,
I would have given you the same look.Copy !req
23. In those few years,
Michael's life had changed quite a bit.Copy !req
24. After borrowing money
from a flirtatious family friend...Copy !req
25. - Just till I get on my feet.
- ... Whose vertigo made it hardCopy !req
26. for her to stay on her own feet,Copy !req
27. Michael finally started
his own housing business.Copy !req
28. - The collapse of the housing market...
- At the worst possible time.Copy !req
29. That's not a great sign.Copy !req
30. But Michael soon had
another business opportunity.Copy !req
31. - I'm a producer?
- Well, it's a movie about the family.Copy !req
32. Although, the heartbeat of this thing
is the father-son dynamic.Copy !req
33. - Which put Michael off the project.
- I'm not able to do this.Copy !req
34. Until a chance run-in
with actress Rebel Alley...Copy !req
35. - I'm sorry.
- Where's a producer when you need one?Copy !req
36. - ... Put him back on it.
- I'm a movie producer!Copy !req
37. And having found his new leading lady...Copy !req
38. I could put your name in for something.Copy !req
39. Who turned out to be
Ron Howard's daughter,Copy !req
40. Michael was soon acting
like a movie producer, too.Copy !req
41. Michael's son was starting a businessCopy !req
42. after claiming to have invented
a new privacy software.Copy !req
43. Software that's also anti-piracy?
You have a way of doing this?Copy !req
44. This could be huge.Copy !req
45. Not exactly. It did do this.Copy !req
46. Of what programmers call "hacker traps."Copy !req
47. - It's called Fakeblock.
- And word spread.Copy !req
48. How does your software work?Copy !req
49. Garnering attention
from the same actress to whomCopy !req
50. - he gave a fake name.
- George Mi— Harris.Copy !req
51. And soon,
George Michael was acting like a...Copy !req
52. Well, a movie producer, too.Copy !req
53. She was raised by a different mother
than Ron's other kids.Copy !req
54. It's just a whole different thing
over there.Copy !req
55. Anyway, with Maeby
in charge of the business,Copy !req
56. George Michael soon found himself in debt.Copy !req
57. Maeby, we can't afford this.Copy !req
58. And my software isn't even rea— dy.Copy !req
59. - He found one place to save money.
- Maeby, you're fired!Copy !req
60. And though Michael was losing RebelCopy !req
61. - to her mystery man, he got good news.
- You're dating Rebel Alley?Copy !req
62. Do you know the other guy
that she's dating?Copy !req
63. No. I know it's over.Copy !req
64. She is dumping him.Copy !req
65. Which he promptly acted upon.Copy !req
66. But it wouldn't be long
before Michael discovered who George...Copy !req
67. "Maharis" really was.Copy !req
68. Something he kept to himself
when his son admitted...Copy !req
69. - I think it might be over.
- Great.Copy !req
70. Pain... fades slowly.Copy !req
71. - But Michael knew...
- Quickly.Copy !req
72. He'd have to end it.Copy !req
73. Tell me about your girlfriend.
You're producing this movie...Copy !req
74. I think they're both over.
Wasn't meant to be.Copy !req
75. You owe my sister $700,000.Copy !req
76. This, combined with a threat
from Lucille two's brother...Copy !req
77. - You can't hide in a gorilla suit from me.
- That one's hard to explain.Copy !req
78. Sent Michael to a night of drinking
and a desperate proposalCopy !req
79. to get his $700,000 debt forgiven...Copy !req
80. I'm gonna have sex with you, for money.Copy !req
81. That perhaps overestimated his value,
at least accordingCopy !req
82. to the latest
Balboa Bachelor Auction totals.Copy !req
83. And returning from a night with Lucille 2,Copy !req
84. which ended poorly,
Michael ran into a brother...Copy !req
85. I went to see Lucille 2,
and I lost control.Copy !req
86. I did something
that I wish I could forget.Copy !req
87. Who had also done something
he wanted Michael to forget.Copy !req
88. - Was that wax?
- Put the mask on!Copy !req
89. Which is how he ended up drugged
on the floor of the model home...Copy !req
90. - It's easy to forget.
- ... Where he peacefully slept,Copy !req
91. deterring at least one badly needed buyer.Copy !req
92. Some of the neighbors
are not to be desired. Oh!Copy !req
93. One got in.
You know, I have other properties...Copy !req
94. And missing a visit
from Predator Entrapment hostCopy !req
95. John Beard, who had arrived to retrieveCopy !req
96. some hidden cameras, now that it lookedCopy !req
97. like his predator hole
had been fished out.Copy !req
98. It would be another full nightCopy !req
99. before Michael would come up with a way
to work off his $700,000 debt...Copy !req
100. Repay you that loan.Copy !req
101. That he'd forgotten
he'd already come up with.Copy !req
102. It was the next call to the woman
he believed his son had broken up with...Copy !req
103. The thing with the other guy,
we don't have to talk about that.Copy !req
104. that Michael would most regret.Copy !req
105. - Goodbye.
- But there would have to beCopy !req
106. one more conversation.Copy !req
107. Who was that?Copy !req
108. No one.Copy !req
109. Michael Bluth left
for his date with Rebel,Copy !req
110. surprised to find people working on
what he thought was a holiday.Copy !req
111. Boy, you guys don't miss a day.Copy !req
112. - Michael had missed two.
- Yeah.Copy !req
113. - What, are you tenting the place?
- Hey, Michael. Yeah.Copy !req
114. We're getting everything prepped.Copy !req
115. Not sure if Maeby's in there,
or Tobias, or something?Copy !req
116. Mind if we use the stairs?Copy !req
117. Gob said he heard something in the attic.Copy !req
118. Oh, yeah, uh, well...Copy !req
119. Hopefully, it's not my father.Copy !req
120. George Sr.!Copy !req
121. Okay.
This bug guy really knows our family.Copy !req
122. Michael went to find the source
of the noise,Copy !req
123. and soon came across a reminder
of a simpler time,Copy !req
124. and his dream of taking his son
on a scuba diving trip.Copy !req
125. He'd started the boy young,
getting him trained inCopy !req
126. - underwater communication.
- Underwater communication.Copy !req
127. "Are you okay?"Copy !req
128. - "Yes, I'm okay."
- Okay.Copy !req
129. I've wanted to ask you that underwater.Copy !req
130. But soon, the sign language turned...Copy !req
131. - "Out of oxygen."
- ... to more pressing threats.Copy !req
132. Now, that's one you're gonna need to know.Copy !req
133. - Mm-hmm.
- Who remembersCopy !req
134. - "shark"? Huh?
- Shark, that's easy.Copy !req
135. - Yeah. Huh?
- "Manta ray."Copy !req
136. But don't do that around the shark.
They eat them.Copy !req
137. You got "boat,"jellyfish,"Copy !req
138. "propeller," and "electric eel." Ouch!Copy !req
139. Okay. Let's hit the pool.Copy !req
140. Ironically, it was this final threat
that did young George Michael in.Copy !req
141. - We put on our tanks and we—
- Oh.Copy !req
142. George Michael? George Michael?Copy !req
143. Hey, pal.Copy !req
144. Here we go.Copy !req
145. Michael soon found remindersCopy !req
146. of other scuba attempts they've made.Copy !req
147. - Huh? That was great.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
148. You really conquered the pool.Copy !req
149. I think you're ready for the ocean.Copy !req
150. Huh.
I thought we were going to the Reef.Copy !req
151. We are. It's in the ocean.Copy !req
152. I thought it was a restaurant by the pool.Copy !req
153. Why did you think I said,
"Watch out for the crabs"?Copy !req
154. Why did you think I said,
"I always get a hamburger"?Copy !req
155. I thought you were kidding.Copy !req
156. Buddy? Hey. George Michael?
Oh, he's done it again.Copy !req
157. There it is.Copy !req
158. Deep breath, buddy.Copy !req
159. And Michael found himself caught off guardCopy !req
160. by the fact that his son had grownCopy !req
161. right out of his childhood.Copy !req
162. And by the brother
who had squeezed himselfCopy !req
163. right into it.Copy !req
164. Oh, God!Copy !req
165. Buster? Buster? Hey.Copy !req
166. Fortunately, this wasn't
Michael's first scuba scare... scare.Copy !req
167. Ah! Okay. Hey.Copy !req
168. Michael. Hi.Copy !req
169. Am I that much of a monster, Michael?
Even to you?Copy !req
170. No, not at all,
I just wasn't expecting, uh,Copy !req
171. you know, a man to be sitting
in a Scuba Jr.,Copy !req
172. leaping out at me
up in the attic, that's all.Copy !req
173. That's all.Copy !req
174. I guess that is a little strange.Copy !req
175. - You should've seen your face.
- Yeah, yeah, well...Copy !req
176. You looked like a little girl.Copy !req
177. Oh, God!Copy !req
178. Look at that.Copy !req
179. Got a new hand?Copy !req
180. No, I just took the skin off.Copy !req
181. - It's in the dryer.
- All right.Copy !req
182. - Buddy, you cannot be up here, okay?
- The tent thing, I know.Copy !req
183. I mean, thank God
I found some scuba equipmentCopy !req
184. because they are fumigating.Copy !req
185. Yeah. The skin really muffles the sound
on that.Copy !req
186. There's another suit over there;
it's a smaller size, though.Copy !req
187. Uh... That's my son's.Copy !req
188. - We never got a chance to use it.
- Oh.Copy !req
189. Probably too young to be around the fumes.Copy !req
190. No, pal, we were gonna use
this scuba gear for scuba diving.Copy !req
191. - Mm.
- Underwater.Copy !req
192. - Not to hang out in a poison cloud.
- Mm...Copy !req
193. It's father-son bonding
we never got to do.Copy !req
194. - Aw.
- Put it on the long list of regrets.Copy !req
195. Well, I've had plenty of those with Mom.Copy !req
196. - Have you?
- We used to want to play dress-up.Copy !req
197. Her as Jackie O., me as John-John...
But we...Copy !req
198. No, I guess we did get to do that
a couple of times.Copy !req
199. - I'm sure...
- That isn't a regret.Copy !req
200. - Yeah, no, it should be.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
201. So why are you here at the house?Copy !req
202. Ma said she asked you to look after me.Copy !req
203. No. She actually didn't.Copy !req
204. And I can't look after you.Copy !req
205. And you cannot be here.Copy !req
206. You can't say I can't be here
and say you're not looking after me.Copy !req
207. Pick a lane, Michael!Copy !req
208. I can't believe she did that
without considerationCopy !req
209. for what's going on in my life.Copy !req
210. Hope I never do that to my own, uh...Copy !req
211. Um...Copy !req
212. - Mom.
- Son.Copy !req
213. - Ah. Oh, right.
- Hope I never do that to my son.Copy !req
214. And perhaps it was in this momentCopy !req
215. that Michael realized
he couldn't date Rebel anymore.Copy !req
216. Okay. Sorry.
I got my own problems I gotta deal with.Copy !req
217. Well, I guess I'm a problem.Copy !req
218. - Now I'm a problem.
- No, you're not a problem.Copy !req
219. Little help? The tank's heavy...Copy !req
220. I gotcha.
Oh, you found the flippers, too, huh?Copy !req
221. - No, I don't need help.
- You don't? Or you do?Copy !req
222. - Oh, pick a lane, Michael.
- I'm trying to help.Copy !req
223. - Pick a lane, Buster.
- No, you pick a lane!Copy !req
224. - Come on. Ow, ow, ow.
- I picked a lane!Copy !req
225. Release that. Release it!Copy !req
226. Now the story of a wealthy familyCopy !req
227. who lost everything,
and the one son who had no choiceCopy !req
228. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
229. It's...Copy !req
230. Michael arrived at Rebel Alley's apartment
determined to be honest and end things.Copy !req
231. Hey. What are you doing here?Copy !req
232. And almost immediately found himselfCopy !req
233. helplessly doing the opposite.Copy !req
234. I'm dating Rebel Alley.Copy !req
235. I'm dating Rebel Alley.Copy !req
236. - It's like we're identical...
- There are momentsCopy !req
237. that are hard to take back.Copy !req
238. Moments that create too great a shift
in dynamics.Copy !req
239. An earthquake in a family that shatters
both members' notions of themselves.Copy !req
240. - ... Twin—
- Like when you punch your dad.Copy !req
241. I was going to get out of it.Copy !req
242. And as they both began to absorb
the weight of what had just happened...Copy !req
243. - Hey, I hope I didn't—
- It's forgotten.Copy !req
244. - ... they acted as if they hadn't.
- And, um, and you—Copy !req
245. - I mean, I hope that I...
- Oh, it's in the past.Copy !req
246. I'll let you get back to it.Copy !req
247. Yes, great, thank you.Copy !req
248. Um, I was just leaving, actually.Copy !req
249. Yes. Me, too.Copy !req
250. I thought you...Copy !req
251. I am now.Copy !req
252. And was going to earlier.Copy !req
253. - Ciao.
- Bella.Copy !req
254. Michael returned to the penthouse,Copy !req
255. eager to downplay what had happened
with his son.Copy !req
256. Otherwise,
I'll just assume that we're good.Copy !req
257. Okay. Are we good?
All right.Copy !req
258. Michael was equally eager
to avoid Lucille two...Copy !req
259. Goodbye, Missus.Copy !req
260. Whom he believed to be in her apartment...Copy !req
261. Boy. It's like the Weimar Republic
in that place.Copy !req
262. When his phone finally rang.Copy !req
263. Don't hang up, don't hang up,
don't hang up, don't hang up,Copy !req
264. don't hang up, don't hang up.Copy !req
265. Hey, I've been looking for you.Copy !req
266. It's Lucille Austero.Copy !req
267. - I've been looking for you.
- Oh, hey.Copy !req
268. Uh, Lucille, yeah, look—Copy !req
269. I—
I called you before, um...Copy !req
270. I'm right across the, um, uh, street.Copy !req
271. Uh, or city. Street, really.Copy !req
272. Our city, um... the... uh...
But we keepCopy !req
273. - missing each other, uh...
- ... Checkbook...Copy !req
274. Uh, I'd much rather do the checkbook.Copy !req
275. But I am driving away right now,Copy !req
276. so if you actually come out
onto your balcony,Copy !req
277. you might even be able to see me driving.Copy !req
278. In fact, I think I see you.Copy !req
279. Is that you? Can I see you?Copy !req
280. Michael couldn't be sure
that she was out on her deck.Copy !req
281. While he had second thoughts
about writing... "Love you,"Copy !req
282. he couldn't risk her coming out that door.Copy !req
283. Hi.Copy !req
284. - She still out?
- Uh, no, no.Copy !req
285. She's— she's, uh, she's still
in there, but I gotta...Copy !req
286. She's kind of obsessed with me,
so I gotta... go.Copy !req
287. But she wasn't in there.Copy !req
288. Because moments earlier,
a still very upset George MichaelCopy !req
289. - called a cousin in that apartment.
- I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
290. I'm done being George Maharis.
I need to talk to you.Copy !req
291. Look, this isn't a great time, okay?Copy !req
292. I'm doing a scrub-down.
Nobody can know I was here,Copy !req
293. having a little smooch with my boyfriend.Copy !req
294. A boyfriend she was briefly seen
at Lucille two's apartment with.Copy !req
295. While she believed
that he was an undercover copCopy !req
296. - posing as a teenager.
- A señor?Copy !req
297. - I'm 17. Ha!
- He turned actually out...Copy !req
298. To be a teenager,
posing as an undercover cop,Copy !req
299. posing as a teenager.Copy !req
300. It's hard to explain.Copy !req
301. No, that actually happened to, like,
two of my neighbors at Sudden Valley.Copy !req
302. They're not putting me in Sudden Valley.
I'll tell you that much.Copy !req
303. That's why I'm here,
picking up anything I left behindCopy !req
304. that might be incriminating.Copy !req
305. You know? Just panties, leggings, corsets,Copy !req
306. the sex knobs, and one of those
double-headed bondage thingsCopy !req
307. with the curly choke leash.Copy !req
308. That's probably a landline.Copy !req
309. Ew, gross!Copy !req
310. - She put her ear on that?
- I need to talk to you.Copy !req
311. It's about my dad.
I'm pulling up to the penthouseCopy !req
312. to see if he's here, so...Copy !req
313. Wait, you're at the penthouse?
No, no.Copy !req
314. Don't come up.
This place is crawling with cops.Copy !req
315. I'll meet you there in a second.Copy !req
316. I gotta figure out how to get out of here
without being noticed.Copy !req
317. Okay, I'll meet you in the courtyard.Copy !req
318. - For my dog?
- Whoa!Copy !req
319. Wow.Copy !req
320. You really snuck in.Copy !req
321. Hey, you know what might look cute on you,Copy !req
322. instead of that smock?Copy !req
323. Also, do you have any scissors?Copy !req
324. And moments later...Copy !req
325. Don't hang up,Copy !req
326. - don't hang up...
- Okay.Copy !req
327. And soon, the cousinsCopy !req
328. met up in the courtyard downstairs.Copy !req
329. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
330. - You were at Gangie's penthouse?
- Lucille two.Copy !req
331. Wh...Copy !req
332. You drive her car.
How do you still not know who that is?Copy !req
333. I punched my dad.Copy !req
334. Wow. Uncle Michael?Copy !req
335. - Yeah.
- Wow.Copy !req
336. You're burning bridges all over the place.Copy !req
337. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
338. Well, for starters,
you could post it on Dadfights.Copy !req
339. Wait, that's a thing?Copy !req
340. It's just, like, a bunch of guys
punching their dads, or...?Copy !req
341. Yeah, well, you're supposed to say,
"Guess what, Dad,"Copy !req
342. but some dads were catching on,Copy !req
343. and they were just whaling on their kids.Copy !req
344. You can watch those clips
on That'sWhatSon.Copy !req
345. Well, my dad didn't hit me back,
which is even worse.Copy !req
346. Still, I mean,
he knew I was the other man.Copy !req
347. For God knows how long.Copy !req
348. It couldn't have been for long.
He didn't know when I told him.Copy !req
349. You told him I was dating Rebel?Copy !req
350. Well, technically, I said she was
dumping her boyfriend, but...Copy !req
351. Yeah. I was hoping this would happen.Copy !req
352. - Hey, you had fired me. I was... bored.
- Mad.Copy !req
353. I guess I need to apologize
to him or something.Copy !req
354. Well, if he said it was nothing
and now you apologize,Copy !req
355. you're gonna make it something.Copy !req
356. I mean, what did Gangie always say?
"Forget, but never forgive."Copy !req
357. You think she meant to say it that way?Copy !req
358. - Yeah.
- Do you think "A friend in need"Copy !req
359. "is no friend indeed" was also on purpose?Copy !req
360. What about "They should take
the rapists and murderers"Copy !req
361. and put them all together on an island...Copy !req
362. "... And the murderers can be raped,
the rapists can be murdered..."Copy !req
363. until you only have either two rapists orCopy !req
364. - one murderer
- one raped murdererCopy !req
365. - but who cares about him?"
- Oh, was it "one raped murderer"?Copy !req
366. I've heard her say both.Copy !req
367. I mean, in all likelihood,
the guy would be raped.Copy !req
368. I should call him and say I'm sorry.Copy !req
369. Look, if you apologize to him,
it's gonna make him feel horrible.Copy !req
370. So I think you should do it.Copy !req
371. And so,
Michael left another message,Copy !req
372. careful not to make his son feel horribleCopy !req
373. with an apology of his own.Copy !req
374. I wanted to hit you back...Copy !req
375. Uh... sorry, um...Copy !req
376. I wanted to make one thing clear, um...Copy !req
377. She, uh... She does not know
that we are father/son.Copy !req
378. That I was your, uh, your father.Copy !req
379. Uh, that I am your father.Copy !req
380. Okay? I will not apologize for that.
Okay?Copy !req
381. Or anything, really.Copy !req
382. So, no pressure to call me back,Copy !req
383. but if you want, um,
you know, hit me back.Copy !req
384. Okay? Well...Copy !req
385. Again, sorry.Copy !req
386. Okay, bye.Copy !req
387. And while listening
to make sure the coast was clear,Copy !req
388. Michael noticed something
he'd missed before.Copy !req
389. Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
390. Apparently, Lucille Austero's missed
a couple of speaking engagements.Copy !req
391. We're trying to find her.Copy !req
392. She-She's not in there?
I thought I heard her in there.Copy !req
393. No, it must have been her housekeeper.Copy !req
394. Nobody's seen her since Cinco.Copy !req
395. Isn't today Cinco?Copy !req
396. Today's the sixth.Copy !req
397. Huh. Well, I just talked
to her on the phone,Copy !req
398. so she's somewhere.Copy !req
399. - If you'll excuse me.
- You're Michael Bluth?Copy !req
400. - I am Michael Bluth.
- Did you write this note?Copy !req
401. Yeah, that's one of mine. Who are you?Copy !req
402. Uh, Newport Beach Police Department,
Lieutenant Toddler.Copy !req
403. Ah. Officer.Copy !req
404. - Yeah, hi. I was hoping you were a cop.
- Hi.Copy !req
405. - Always wanted to be a cop.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
406. But they just don't pay fair.Copy !req
407. I do okay.Copy !req
408. Hmm? Yeah, I'm sure you do.Copy !req
409. But, you know, you probably...Copy !req
410. You haven't had to pay for
a meal in years, though. Huh?Copy !req
411. I mean, I'm sure that you offer, yeah?Copy !req
412. Do you talk to Ms. Austero often?Copy !req
413. I do not. Not often, no.
I barely know her.Copy !req
414. Really? 'Cause it says
right here that you love her.Copy !req
415. It does, doesn't it? Yeah.Copy !req
416. You know...
"Sorry we keep... love..."Copy !req
417. It's the way that I say goodbye.Copy !req
418. - Hmm.
- Um...Copy !req
419. Because you never know, um...Copy !req
420. If you're never gonna see someone again.Copy !req
421. You should know that.
You see people actually die.Copy !req
422. - I've seen one person die.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
423. A postman.
Uh, was not my favorite day of the year...Copy !req
424. to say the least.Copy !req
425. And he is the one that taught meCopy !req
426. - about loving each other.
- Love each other.Copy !req
427. I guess this is sort of my way
of keeping him alive.Copy !req
428. No, it was not.Copy !req
429. Is your mother here?Copy !req
430. My mother? No.
I'm-I'm all grown up, Toddler.Copy !req
431. Okay, 'cause my partner
was here yesterday,Copy !req
432. talked to someone who said
that she lived here.Copy !req
433. It was a woman with red hair.Copy !req
434. In fact, it was George Sr.Copy !req
435. Who, after discovering he had
almost no testosterone at allCopy !req
436. was frightened and confusedCopy !req
437. and eager to hide from the world.Copy !req
438. I don't allow men in my apartment
without my husband present.Copy !req
439. But George Sr. soon realizedCopy !req
440. his impression of a womanCopy !req
441. wasn't going to win him any awards.Copy !req
442. So he took off in his trailer
for Mexico to forgetCopy !req
443. his shameful mistakes.Copy !req
444. His son Gob, meanwhile,
was also in Mexico.Copy !req
445. Hey, there.Copy !req
446. Friend of mine left me a note,
um... in my handwriting,Copy !req
447. and he said that you might be able
to set me up with the pillCopy !req
448. that makes the memories go away,
like a... like a shame-wow.Copy !req
449. A request he'd made over 500 times.Copy !req
450. See, I did something
a little out of character.Copy !req
451. And, um, the window's kind of
closing in on, you know,Copy !req
452. before it lodges in the long-term, um...Copy !req
453. What do you call it? Um...Copy !req
454. What do you call it?Copy !req
455. Brains.Copy !req
456. Long-term brains.Copy !req
457. But the store vendor had seen Gob
more times than he was able to forget.Copy !req
458. - Yeah, make a call. Yes, definitely...
- Policía.Copy !req
459. Definitely check with Belicia.Copy !req
460. Wish her a Happy Five, by the way.Copy !req
461. You guys get that here
or is that just out in the States?Copy !req
462. Getting in on it.Copy !req
463. - Happy Five.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
464. - How's your Five treating you?
- Dad?Copy !req
465. That's when he ran into his father.Copy !req
466. Gob. Gob.Copy !req
467. What are you doing here?Copy !req
468. Here? I'm just getting some boner pills...Copy !req
469. and this guys says
I don't need them.Copy !req
470. He knows from boner—
Anyway, what are you doing here?Copy !req
471. Me, too, I don't need 'em.Copy !req
472. And then Gob had an idea.Copy !req
473. What do you say you and I...Copy !req
474. A horrible idea.Copy !req
475. our way through Mexico?Copy !req
476. This wouldn't be an optionCopy !req
477. for George Sr., which is why he replied...Copy !req
478. Mexico won't be able to walk for a week.Copy !req
479. Two full weeks!Copy !req
480. - Michael knew none of this.
- That's impossible.Copy !req
481. My mother's got brown hair.Copy !req
482. You don't know anyone with red hair?Copy !req
483. No, I don't know anyone...
Well, I know...Copy !req
484. I'm just ending something right nowCopy !req
485. with a woman who has red hair,
Rebel Alley.Copy !req
486. Oh, Ron Howard's daughter.Copy !req
487. That's the one. And Ron's got red hair.Copy !req
488. So, I guess that's two people
I know with red hair.Copy !req
489. Of course, I'm holding a wig
that is made of red hair.Copy !req
490. So that's those two and the wig,
I think that's got it.Copy !req
491. And my sister has recently
gotten the red hair.Copy !req
492. But she's nuts, so...Copy !req
493. Actually, Lindsay
had been hiding her identityCopy !req
494. with that very wig while dating
a right-wing candidateCopy !req
495. whose positions she opposed...Copy !req
496. I can't do thisCopy !req
497. unless you promise to be against the wall.Copy !req
498. What the hell?Copy !req
499. And was determined to change.Copy !req
500. - Better for my back, anyway.
- Thank you.Copy !req
501. But soon, photos of Herbert Love
with a mystery redheadCopy !req
502. were used to blackmail her.Copy !req
503. - God, that was a photo booth?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
504. So, it was only once
she ditched the red hair...Copy !req
505. I'm a Bluth and so are you.Copy !req
506. - ... That she joined the opposition.
- Put up this wall!Copy !req
507. Unfortunately, her candidate encounteredCopy !req
508. some new opposition.Copy !req
509. We have an unconsciousCopy !req
510. black male choosing not to comply.Copy !req
511. Having discovered
he dropped out of the race...Copy !req
512. Aggressively come at me!Copy !req
513. Lindsay's political enthusiasm waned.Copy !req
514. So, I have no idea where she is,Copy !req
515. but, uh, my mother is at Austerity.
It's a rehab clinic.Copy !req
516. Actually, we checked the rehab
and your mother wasn't there.Copy !req
517. Actually, when Lucille two
first went missing,Copy !req
518. Lucille one took the opportunity
to compel her therapistCopy !req
519. to change her status
from in-to outpatient,Copy !req
520. bypassing both
the Austerity Clinic's red tapeCopy !req
521. as well as its security tape.Copy !req
522. And she was remanded to the care
of your brother-in-law, Tobias Funghi?Copy !req
523. - F...
- You don't happen to knowCopy !req
524. the license plate of the car he drives,
do you?Copy !req
525. His license plate number? No, I don't.Copy !req
526. I barely know my own license plate number,
much less my brother-in...Copy !req
527. It's A-N-U-S
and then for some reason T-A-R-T.Copy !req
528. "A new start."Copy !req
529. If you saw it written out,
I don't think that you would...Copy !req
530. Let me try this one on you.
A-N-A-L-R-A-P...Copy !req
531. Well, it doesn't matter.
Listen, I gotta go.Copy !req
532. I don't know where my mother
and Tobias are, excuse me,Copy !req
533. but they're clearly up to something.Copy !req
534. They're not gonna be easy to get back.Copy !req
535. Well, Ms. Austero isn't quite
a missing person yet.Copy !req
536. We are particularly interested
in talking to Byron,Copy !req
537. who she apparently
had a relationship with.Copy !req
538. It's Buster. Uh, and that's why I know
that they're up to something,Copy !req
539. 'cause the last time
that I saw Buster was, um...Copy !req
540. Oh, God!Copy !req
541. And, resentful of his family,Copy !req
542. Michael came up with a plan
to make them come back.Copy !req
543. Tell me how
this missing person thing works.Copy !req
544. - You want to report him missing?
- I might.Copy !req
545. You'd call it in,
but not until he's been gone for 72 hours.Copy !req
546. Hmm. I think it's worth the wait.Copy !req
547. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
548. That's what we'll do.
Find Buster, you're gonna find Lucille.Copy !req
549. Which one?Copy !req
550. I don't think he cares.Copy !req
551. See you later.Copy !req
552. Thank you for your service.Copy !req
553. Love you.Copy !req
554. Lindsay arrives at the border
she had just called for a wall to protect.Copy !req
555. Oh, they have one.Copy !req
556. He wants your passport.Copy !req
557. Oh, I didn't bring a...
I'm American.Copy !req
558. How do you say "I'm American" in Mexican?Copy !req
559. Soy americano.Copy !req
560. Hmm. That does sound good.
Ask him for two.Copy !req
561. Lindsay is proudCopy !req
562. that she thought to include her driver.Copy !req
563. And Lucille and her therapist arriveCopy !req
564. - at their beachside casita.
- Look at them.Copy !req
565. Dancing on the beach
like they own the place.Copy !req
566. Good. We'll use that.Copy !req
567. I want to laser in on that anger.Copy !req
568. Look out at the ocean.Copy !req
569. Tell me, what does it make you think?Copy !req
570. Like, "Everyone's having fun but me",Copy !req
571. running and laughing and...Copy !req
572. I feel like men run away from me.Copy !req
573. - "I'm stuck here doing therapy."
- I've been deserted.Copy !req
574. Is that my fault?
Is it because of my anger?Copy !req
575. When I see a squirrelly,
little fruitcake like that oneCopy !req
576. skipping into the ocean, I think,Copy !req
577. "Why do I hate him so much?"Copy !req
578. That little bald one there
with the fringed cut-offs who...Copy !req
579. - Yay!
- Oh.Copy !req
580. It's you.Copy !req
581. Vivo! Vivo!Copy !req