1. And welcome to...Copy !req
2. Excuse me, Father Marsala,
I hate to interrupt,Copy !req
3. but I am so excited today.Copy !req
4. My lovely Ann...Copy !req
5. - My daughter.Copy !req
6. Oh, I didn't know
you had a daughter.Copy !req
7. You've met her
several times.Copy !req
8. Oh!Copy !req
9. She's sitting
right next to you.Copy !req
10. Oh! That's why she's there.Copy !req
11. I thought you were hair.Copy !req
12. Hair?Copy !req
13. No, she's my daughter,
and she's getting marriedCopy !req
14. to this good man!Copy !req
15. Well, and as it is such so also as such
is it unto you, young man.Copy !req
16. You got it.Copy !req
17. Unto you as well,
dear heavenly fathers.Copy !req
18. Well, we have a really great show today
surrounding the Scriptures...Copy !req
19. We have an announcement to make...
I have an announcement to make,Copy !req
20. that we would like to televise
our marriage here on this show.Copy !req
21. Gob had finally become a manCopy !req
22. by making a lasting
and meaningful commitment.Copy !req
23. - Did you...
- Well, no, but that's... No.Copy !req
24. What an idea. I think...Copy !req
25. Well, this show is about
the spirit of inclusion,Copy !req
26. - so I would love to say...
- Well, great!Copy !req
27. Then I, too, have
an announcement to make!Copy !req
28. At our wedding, I will be performing
one of my famous magical illusions,Copy !req
29. that once your eyes
have beholden it,Copy !req
30. you will put
no God before me,Copy !req
31. because of its
spectacularity.Copy !req
32. And of course, I only propose
to do this out of...Copy !req
33. love.Copy !req
34. Love for...Copy !req
35. Gob's relationship with...
- Ann.Copy !req
36. Ann...Copy !req
37. And God.Copy !req
38. Love for and God.Copy !req
39. Let me pray.Copy !req
40. had come a long way
since she was less than an hourCopy !req
41. from turning 18
and becoming a woman.Copy !req
42. Amen.Copy !req
43. While we run the clock down
on this thing,Copy !req
44. why don't you just go change
into something a little less...Copy !req
45. unflattering, and...Copy !req
46. And he was getting everyone
in the mood for romance.Copy !req
47. Guess I'll take
my clothes off.Copy !req
48. While Ann less-unflattered herself up,Copy !req
49. Gob, as we have seen,
had an unexpected visitor.Copy !req
50. And while running away
from a fight,Copy !req
51. Gob found himself running after
the woman who was in his life.Copy !req
52. or I'd have to flatten you!Copy !req
53. Although she turned out
to be physically formidable as well.Copy !req
54. Way to plant, Ann.Copy !req
55. You told me
George Michael knew about us.Copy !req
56. Well, he does now,
my darling plant.Copy !req
57. - Ann.
- And...Copy !req
58. after I dazzle everyone tonight
on the Queen Mary,Copy !req
59. my magic career
will take offCopy !req
60. as surely as there's...Copy !req
61. - a mouse behind your—Copy !req
62. Well, as surely as
there's a mouse behind—Copy !req
63. Mouse behind...Copy !req
64. You're like the only person I know
who doesn't just love that trick.Copy !req
65. Now the story of what happened
when the one manCopy !req
66. who was holding his family togetherCopy !req
67. finally let go.Copy !req
68. And the separate journeys
that eventually gave them no choiceCopy !req
69. but to come back together.Copy !req
70. It's Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences.Copy !req
71. Gob was trying to consummate
his relationship with her.Copy !req
72. We have to make things
right with George Michael,Copy !req
73. otherwise you don't
get to fourth base.Copy !req
74. Ann's concept of "fourth base"...Copy !req
75. was very different than Gob's.Copy !req
76. But you have to promise me
you'll always be faithful...Copy !req
77. Faithful?
Of course I can be faithful.Copy !req
78. until tonight,
when we're together.Copy !req
79. Oh! Until tonight!Copy !req
80. Well, of course I can do that.
Don't be stupid.Copy !req
81. Think I can't keep it in my pantsCopy !req
82. in front of a bunch
of doggy old women and my family?Copy !req
83. Don't be stupid.Copy !req
84. Who am I gonna hit on, stupid?Copy !req
85. My sisterCopy !req
86. We're related!Copy !req
87. He would soon find out
that he and Lindsay were not related.Copy !req
88. Not related.Copy !req
89. But that was still hours away.Copy !req
90. Don't be stupid.Copy !req
91. She's my sister,
that's gross.Copy !req
92. Now...Copy !req
93. you...Copy !req
94. got some mice
to scoop out of the sea.Copy !req
95. But there would be no
career-making magic show.Copy !req
96. It seemed the only "her"
Gob would be getting off that dayCopy !req
97. was the Queen Mary.Copy !req
98. And perhaps it was the baptism at sea
that truly made him a man,Copy !req
99. but Gob was ready to make things
right with his family.Copy !req
100. We good
Are we good?Copy !req
101. - There it is!
- And with his forgiveness assured...Copy !req
102. Gob relaxed into the comfort
of knowing there was nothing standing in the wayCopy !req
103. of a committed relationship
with Ann.Copy !req
104. My life is a fallacy.Copy !req
105. Across the room, however,
Buster was contemplating a relationshipCopy !req
106. that seemed to be ending.Copy !req
107. Mother!Copy !req
108. It was now Buster's turn
to become a man.Copy !req
109. And upon returning
to the penthouse alone...Copy !req
110. - Hey, Lupe.
- Oh, Buster.Copy !req
111. he made some foolish mistakes.Copy !req
112. Are you going to be all right?Copy !req
113. You want me to stay?Copy !req
114. I was planning to visit with my family.Copy !req
115. Just watch, Mother is going
to come waltzing throughCopy !req
116. that door any day now,Copy !req
117. and she is going
to be screaming,Copy !req
118. "Make sure you frisk
that girl before..."Copy !req
119. I'll be fine.Copy !req
120. Spoiler alert:
he wouldn't be.Copy !req
121. - That's my perfume.
- Good. Okay.Copy !req
122. And perhaps because he knew that,Copy !req
123. George Sr. went to his competitor,
Stan Sitwell,Copy !req
124. to raise money for his wife's legal fees.Copy !req
125. - to raise money for his wife's legal fees.Copy !req
126. I already dumped the stock
I owned to Lucille Austero.Copy !req
127. Don't forget,
I was on that boat.Copy !req
128. And believe me, I lost more than
just the 50 grand on that sale.Copy !req
129. I also lost a perfectly good pairCopy !req
130. of human chest hair nipple tufts.Copy !req
131. Stan Sitwell suffered from alopecia,Copy !req
132. a condition that
rendered him hairless.Copy !req
133. That's kelp.Copy !req
134. Why would I put it on my chest,
head, or anywhere?Copy !req
135. I was gonna show those babies off
at the Jacuzzi after-party.Copy !req
136. Come on, Stan.Copy !req
137. I'm offering you the chance
to double the size of your business.Copy !req
138. Way ahead of you.
I've got a big project coming up.Copy !req
139. And you can't compete for this one,
with your business in the shape it's in.Copy !req
140. This is a biggie.Copy !req
141. I get this contract,
and it gets government approval,Copy !req
142. I'll be bigger than Halliburton.Copy !req
143. Well, maybe not Halliburton,
but definitely Halliburton Teen.Copy !req
144. Halliburton Teen was a leading
youth and lifestyle retailerCopy !req
145. despite the fact that it was
a rebranding of the tarnishedCopy !req
146. Halliburton Penitentiary
and Rendition Systems.Copy !req
147. It's also how their deep-water
drilling enterpriseCopy !req
148. spawned this company.Copy !req
149. Anyway, you're too late.Copy !req
150. The contract is practically mine.
Even you can't underbid me.Copy !req
151. Well, you may have
a bigger business than me,Copy !req
152. but you will never have this.Copy !req
153. And believe me,
I'm gonna find outCopy !req
154. that project you're working on,
even if I have to searchCopy !req
155. the public records
for the blueprints myself.Copy !req
156. Well, unless you search in this office,Copy !req
157. you will never find them.Copy !req
158. My hair! My beautiful hair!Copy !req
159. - My hair! My beautiful hair!Copy !req
160. - This isn't what it looks like!Copy !req
161. Because it looks like
a monument to George W. Bush.Copy !req
162. Well, you got me.Copy !req
163. You're in for a rude
awakening, Sitwell.Copy !req
164. It's too thin.Copy !req
165. It'll never stand.Copy !req
166. And later that day, he shared
the happy discovery with his wife,Copy !req
167. who was still held at the Coast Guard.Copy !req
168. I mean,
what else could it be?Copy !req
169. You mean other than
a 20 foot-wide monumentCopy !req
170. that goes five miles
into the sky?Copy !req
171. It's a wall, George.
You're looking at it sideways.Copy !req
172. The "W" stands for "Wall."Copy !req
173. - The bushes...
- Stand for the bushes.Copy !req
174. This explains the immigration boothCopy !req
175. 10,000 feet in the air.Copy !req
176. It's to separate the U.S. and Mexico,Copy !req
177. to keep out the immigrants,
which was my idea!Copy !req
178. I remember you said thatCopy !req
179. right after Lupe put the bleach stainCopy !req
180. on your teal blazer.Copy !req
181. How did you miss this, George?Copy !req
182. This is business we should have.Copy !req
183. Is this how you're going
to let it all end, as a failure?Copy !req
184. - No, of course not.Copy !req
185. It was his plan.Copy !req
186. Discouraged and questioning
his own manhood,Copy !req
187. George Sr. went for lunch
alone at the club...Copy !req
188. I thought I already seated you.Copy !req
189. when he saw a familiar face:Copy !req
190. His own, on his twin brother,
Oscar.Copy !req
191. George!Copy !req
192. Actually, we came in
to use the bathroom,Copy !req
193. but they sat me. Will you join us?Copy !req
194. Will you have
a mahiCopy !req
195. - On you.
- Fine.Copy !req
196. But I'm gonna sit opposite you,
so it won't look bad.Copy !req
197. These are my friends,
we all live in the desert together.Copy !req
198. This is Heartfire.
She's an aura specialist.Copy !req
199. She did Matthew Modine. I will.Copy !req
200. Heartfire would like
some more crackers.Copy !req
201. And Dr. Norman lives
with us now.Copy !req
202. Doctor Norman is
a disgraced anesthesiologist. No, the bigger crime
would've beenCopy !req
203. the patient didn't wake up
and testify against me.Copy !req
204. But nobody cares about the part
of the oath you kept.Copy !req
205. If he as bad as the
State of California say he is,Copy !req
206. then why did I fall in love
with him?Copy !req
207. the state of California!Copy !req
208. them!Copy !req
209. Bunch of California, yeah.Copy !req
210. Do you know China Garden?Copy !req
211. I know the downtown one.Copy !req
212. You know, I shouldn't judge,
'cause you have friends, and I...Copy !req
213. I envy that.Copy !req
214. You're welcome
to my friends, brother.Copy !req
215. I don't want these.Copy !req
216. Gob also had a new friend
he didn't want.Copy !req
217. And later that night, he went
to break in on and up with her.Copy !req
218. Gob!Copy !req
219. For a second,
I thought that was a real guy.Copy !req
220. So, listen, I talked to George Michael
and everything's cool.Copy !req
221. I need to tell you something.Copy !req
222. I've been doing some thinking
and I... I just don't...Copy !req
223. But as she unzipped her nightsack,Copy !req
224. Gob was reminded of past situationsCopy !req
225. in which he'd been successfully aroused.Copy !req
226. Well, I could wait 'til after.Copy !req
227. Like his son,Copy !req
228. George Sr. was finding himself closerCopy !req
229. to someone than he expected to be.Copy !req
230. - I'm not the big man I thought I was.
- Forget the past, George.Copy !req
231. And that's when George Sr.
heard something...Copy !req
232. I don't know, maybe it's because
I live on the borderCopy !req
233. between the United States
and Mexico and—Copy !req
234. - ... that might help make him a big man.Copy !req
235. You don't think I live
like this all the time, do you?Copy !req
236. That's why I had so much fun
at that party on the Queen Mary.Copy !req
237. And you paid
for my haircut.Copy !req
238. And you made me dress like you.Copy !req
239. Forget the past.Copy !req
240. What were you saying about
that property on the border?Copy !req
241. Buster's manhood was also being testedCopy !req
242. as he fended off the panic
of his mother's absenceCopy !req
243. by sticking to his daily routine...Copy !req
244. Making Mother's breakfast...Copy !req
245. Mother.Copy !req
246. Laying out Mother's clothes...Copy !req
247. You're welcome.Copy !req
248. This is bugging me.Copy !req
249. And keep his spirits up
with little jokesCopy !req
250. he knew she'd appreciate
when she'd return.Copy !req
251. Finito!Copy !req
252. Except for the hair.Copy !req
253. You have reduced.Copy !req
254. Well, you're not that skinny. Welcome home, chubs.Copy !req
255. You will kill me for that.Copy !req
256. And I don't want
that blood on my hands.Copy !req
257. With his mother gone,
it was nice to finally get a chanceCopy !req
258. to finally use the sewing machine.Copy !req
259. Soon, Buster even found ways
to feel good about himself.Copy !req
260. "You always come through."Copy !req
261. Mother, that's so nice.Copy !req
262. "No, no, no, I mean it.
It's amazing work."Copy !req
263. But he knew it wasn't real...Copy !req
264. Okay, I need to stop,
or I'm going to be committed.Copy !req
265. - ... at first.Copy !req
266. But that would take hours.Copy !req
267. This is going to be just stunning.Copy !req
268. You are always so right.Copy !req
269. And then the waiter came back,
and he said,Copy !req
270. "I'm sorry. Who are you?"Copy !req
271. And I said, "I'm Buster Bluth.Copy !req
272. That's the fourth time I've told you."Copy !req
273. But while Buster was constructing
a new relationship,Copy !req
274. Gob was still trying to find
a compassionate way to end one.Copy !req
275. So how did you
like your egg?Copy !req
276. I said you were fine.Copy !req
277. So, was there something
you wanted to talk aboutCopy !req
278. when you came
through my windowCopy !req
279. What... what...Copy !req
280. is it? I... You...Copy !req
281. It's the... the questions...Copy !req
282. You have so many of these...
of these... of these...Copy !req
283. These questions that... that...Copy !req
284. That you keep asking for me...Copy !req
285. For... for... for... for... for...Copy !req
286. Should... should... Should I?
Should ICopy !req
287. Should the... should the...
should the...Copy !req
288. Should the guy...Copy !req
289. Should the guy in the...
Should the guy...Copy !req
290. In the $32... In the $32 pink... bath...Copy !req
291. Should... should...
should the girl...Copy !req
292. in the $6,000 tuxedo!Copy !req
293. Gob was uncomfortable
with the question.Copy !req
294. Should... In the $32...Copy !req
295. In the $3,400...Copy !req
296. Should the guy...
Come on, come on.Copy !req
297. - Let's...
- Come on...Copy !req
298. - Come on, come on...
- Gob! Calm down!Copy !req
299. Listen, we had
a great night together.Copy !req
300. I understand if you
need your freedom.Copy !req
301. Aw, marry me.Copy !req
302. Yes. Yes, I'll marry you, Gob!Copy !req
303. Of course, Gob meant it
in the show biz-y wayCopy !req
304. his niece had always used when she
was accused of being too young.Copy !req
305. What are you, like 15?Copy !req
306. Marry me. Marry me. Marry me.Copy !req
307. And may I add, marry me?Copy !req
308. But like many evangelicals,
Ann took it literally.Copy !req
309. I'm getting married!Copy !req
310. Oh, my God!Copy !req
311. Gob was surrounded
by unconditional loveCopy !req
312. from a family for
the first time in his life.Copy !req
313. I've made a huge mistake.Copy !req
314. I guess you could say things
at the penthouseCopy !req
315. were getting kind of weird.Copy !req
316. Olive on top
and you set it down for Mother.Copy !req
317. To an uninformed observer,Copy !req
318. it looked a little like
that Vince Vaughn movie, Psycho.Copy !req
319. Dancing with the Stars
has gone completely downhill.Copy !req
320. "This pasta's way overcooked,
Buster!"Copy !req
321. Well, you didn't leave me
the simplest recipe, Mother.Copy !req
322. But finally, Lucille was released
under house arrest.Copy !req
323. And everything returned to normal.Copy !req
324. I was just thinking about you.Copy !req
325. George Sr. had gone to seeCopy !req
326. the equally disturbing home
of his brother.Copy !req
327. You live here?Copy !req
328. Ask him!Copy !req
329. Would you like to watch us make love?Copy !req
330. No.
You live here?Copy !req
331. We have been.Copy !req
332. You see, Mexico starts right at
the end of that gully,Copy !req
333. and we have to get
in and out of thereCopy !req
334. so we can get
at the maca root.Copy !req
335. What the hell is maca root?Copy !req
336. It's an ancient Aztec power herb.Copy !req
337. It's an endocrine adaptogen.Copy !req
338. It's legal to grow in Mexico,Copy !req
339. but it's against the law
to consume it there.Copy !req
340. Of course, you can ingest it here,
but you can't grow it.Copy !req
341. So you guys are knowingly
breaking the law.Copy !req
342. But it's worth it, because maca
has powerful properties,Copy !req
343. especially when combined
with an hour in the sweat lodge.Copy !req
344. It gets up to 110
degrees in there.Copy !req
345. Sounds fun.Copy !req
346. Oh, but you
have to do it with us.Copy !req
347. You'll find a power
you didn't know you had.Copy !req
348. But, you want to do it soon,Copy !req
349. because they're kicking
us off of the land.Copy !req
350. I'm sorry.Copy !req
351. Oh, great.
Now you're gonna make me cry.Copy !req
352. A lizard, look!
Look, a lizard!Copy !req
353. Cute!Copy !req
354. What if I were
to buy this land?Copy !req
355. I don't understand.
Why would you want to do that?Copy !req
356. Well, I always talk
about being a great man.Copy !req
357. Maybe a way to do that is not by beingCopy !req
358. the biggest businessman
in Southern California, it's...Copy !req
359. It's by being the best brother
in Southern California.Copy !req
360. George Sr. was going to say,Copy !req
361. "By gouging the government
when they needed the landCopy !req
362. for Sitwell's wall."Copy !req
363. You bet.Copy !req
364. Hey, guys, we're staying.Copy !req
365. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
366. But he'd save that for Lucille.Copy !req
367. - Thank you, maca.
- Thank you, maca!Copy !req
368. George Sr. shared his plan
with Lucille.Copy !req
369. We're going to sell that land
to the government for Sitwell's wall,Copy !req
370. then I'm going to take that cash.Copy !req
371. I am gonna mount a case
that shows that my wifeCopy !req
372. is not the power-hungry monsterCopy !req
373. the SEC wants to make her out to be.Copy !req
374. You're such a puny thinker.Copy !req
375. How about our wall?
We build the wall.Copy !req
376. We do have the plan.Copy !req
377. He says he can build it for 200 million?Copy !req
378. We offer to build it for 150 millionCopy !req
379. and we make up the difference
when we sell the land.Copy !req
380. And I use that cash
as a little stimulus for us.Copy !req
381. Maybe a little
something for the family.Copy !req
382. And we build that sucker...Copy !req
383. - That's my Georgie!
- ... five miles high.Copy !req
384. Long. Five miles long.Copy !req
385. I got nothing in my systemCopy !req
386. but a maca-root cookie.Copy !req
387. You know, we can't look like
we're in cahoots on this,Copy !req
388. especially with my trial coming up.Copy !req
389. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
390. We have to separate our assets...Copy !req
391. to protect this.Copy !req
392. To protect our love.Copy !req
393. And that's how they came up
with this.Copy !req
394. - We're getting divorced!
- Your mother and I are getting a divorce.Copy !req
395. Which led to this...Copy !req
396. You know what?
I am done with this family.Copy !req
397. I hope you've
saved some money,Copy !req
398. 'cause you're gonna need every dime now.
What's this?Copy !req
399. But Michael wasn't the only one
who was soon in a bolder place.Copy !req
400. And yea, as if to be arisen,Copy !req
401. the third or fourth day
with all the magic of...Copy !req
402. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
403. Sorry. Wasn't on there too good.Copy !req
404. You okay?Copy !req
405. Yeah, it's just part of
my illusion for the wedding.Copy !req
406. Yeah, what's the illusion?Copy !req
407. That you actually love the bride?Copy !req
408. Hey.Copy !req
409. That's good patter.Copy !req
410. Except for... I need people
to root for the Jesus character.Copy !req
411. I don't remember a passage
where Jesus came out of a boulder.Copy !req
412. Is it in there?Copy !req
413. Oh, no, the boulder's my escape plan.Copy !req
414. They think I'm somewhere else.
I'm in the boulder.Copy !req
415. But I didn't come here to talk
about my magic act, Michael.Copy !req
416. I came to ask you
to be my best man...Copy !req
417. slash-assistant.Copy !req
418. And then we'll walk through
the act later.Copy !req
419. - I mean, not now.
- No, we're not going to,Copy !req
420. 'cause I'm out of the family.Copy !req
421. Did you not get that when
I announced it over at Mom's place?Copy !req
422. I feel like I was out of the room
at that point.Copy !req
423. I am done with this family.Copy !req
424. I hope you've saved
some money 'cause...Copy !req
425. Well, the gist of it was,Copy !req
426. "You know what?
I'm done with this family.Copy !req
427. Hope you saved your money 'cause
you're gonna need every last dime now."Copy !req
428. Maybe you could be a centurion,
kind of standing overCopy !req
429. - where they think that I'll be.
- I'm not going to be in the act.Copy !req
430. A great promotion
for the Bluth Company.Copy !req
431. No, Bluth Company's done.
I started my own, Michael B. Company.Copy !req
432. I have a bee company.Copy !req
433. - I did not steal your...Copy !req
434. We sell...
It would take hours.Copy !req
435. How's that going,
by the way?Copy !req
436. Not so good.Copy !req
437. I've been keeping
bees in my apartment.Copy !req
438. I was using my
magic smoke on them.Copy !req
439. My bees are
dropping like flies,Copy !req
440. and I need them
to fly like bees.Copy !req
441. And so I've got them at
a bee hospital, which isn't cheap,Copy !req
442. which is another reason I need to be
a famous magician.Copy !req
443. Yeah, well, listen,
you're with my son's ex,Copy !req
444. so I can't
support the wedding.Copy !req
445. What if I don't actually get married?Copy !req
446. Is this an escape act
you're running again?Copy !req
447. What do you want from me?Copy !req
448. Marriage is a lot of pressure,
and she's not into it.Copy !req
449. Meanwhile, I'm working out like crazy,
my diet has become insane.Copy !req
450. And this Jesus character,
I mean, he was shredded!Copy !req
451. Meanwhile, we have
sex one time,Copy !req
452. and then she's just,
you know, over it.Copy !req
453. Lets herself go.
Her stomach's out to here.Copy !req
454. And that's when Michael
finally explained to his brotherCopy !req
455. how to be a real man.Copy !req
456. You know, your whole
life is an escape act,Copy !req
457. and this girl seems
like she really likes you.Copy !req
458. Why don't you just
try to work it outCopy !req
459. and just stop running...Copy !req
460. Yeah, I know you're in the boulder.Copy !req
461. But how'd I get in the boulder?Copy !req
462. On the next Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences...Copy !req
463. No one from the Bluth family
shows up for the weddingCopy !req
464. Gob is planning to run away from.Copy !req
465. I don't know what
your surprise trick is,Copy !req
466. but I know it's
going to be great.Copy !req
467. And Ann helps Gob find acceptance.Copy !req
468. And as for your family,
you have a new family now.Copy !req