1. Meet the Jade Dragon Triad.Copy !req
2. They take no prisoners
because they are prisoners...Copy !req
3. at the Orange County
Correctional Facility L.I.T.E.Copy !req
4. They're the ruling gang
in this four-star hellhole,Copy !req
5. and the Real Asian Prison HousewivesCopy !req
6. of the Orange County
White Collar Prison System.Copy !req
7. We are a gang. We stick together.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
8. Although, right now,
one of our members is a real "B" word.Copy !req
9. We're getting ready to
do something about it.Copy !req
10. She come in and quickly become leader.Copy !req
11. And we get so sick of her bossy,
bossy behavior, and now she got to go.Copy !req
12. In civilian life,
we'd just vote Lu out, but here...Copy !req
13. she's gonna end up
on the wrong end of a noodle. Uncooked.Copy !req
14. You get me?Copy !req
15. Ignore them. Their bark is louder
than the dogs they eat back home.Copy !req
16. And I got news for them.Copy !req
17. Anyone who comes after me
is going to be one unfortunate cookie.Copy !req
18. I made a pun.Copy !req
19. Now the story of what happened
when the one manCopy !req
20. who was holding his family together
finally let go,Copy !req
21. and the separate journeys
that eventually gave them no choiceCopy !req
22. but to come back together.Copy !req
23. It's Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences.Copy !req
24. Lucille's status as the queen beeCopy !req
25. at the so-called country club prison
where she was heldCopy !req
26. - began years earlier.
- At least three to five years.Copy !req
27. And those are the last years, George,
the best years,Copy !req
28. where you can have sex
and not worry about getting pregnant.Copy !req
29. All right, here's the good news.
They only got you on stealing the boat.Copy !req
30. They didn't even touch us
on the financial stuff.Copy !req
31. - You're gonna get outta here.Copy !req
32. Better be before the money runs out.
This place isn't cheap.Copy !req
33. I know, and you are running up
those spa bills.Copy !req
34. The same girl who hands me towels
does the cavity checks. You tip.Copy !req
35. Barry says he can
get your sentence reduced if...Copy !req
36. you agree to leave hereCopy !req
37. and go to Lucille Two's rehab clinic.Copy !req
38. That's the bitch that put me here.Copy !req
39. I have another idea.
Now, you know China Garden?Copy !req
40. I know the one by the harbor.Copy !req
41. No, this one's a person.
And that one closed.Copy !req
42. China Garden's aunt, Olive,Copy !req
43. is very well connected
with the Jade Triad gang.Copy !req
44. It's a prison gang here.
And believe me, they will protect you.Copy !req
45. That's a gang?Copy !req
46. I thought they were tech support.Copy !req
47. As it turns out, years later,
Austerity would be joinedCopy !req
48. by a member of the Bluth family,
albiet as a new therapist.Copy !req
49. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
50. I am Dr. Tobias Fünke
and I will be your therapist.Copy !req
51. Yes, I'm getting to that.Copy !req
52. And I am also
a registered sex offender.Copy !req
53. Now, let's have a wrapCopy !req
54. Tobias was there
because of a merry mix-up.Copy !req
55. Is there a little girl here
all by herself?Copy !req
56. Daddy needs to get his rocks—Copy !req
57. We don't have to hear this again.Copy !req
58. - He was arrested despite his innocence.Copy !req
59. No! I'm not a raccoon!Copy !req
60. Because, instead of asking for a lawyer...Copy !req
61. this creep chose to ask about
a more pressing matter.Copy !req
62. Is this gonna be SAG or AFTRA?Copy !req
63. And for the first time,Copy !req
64. Tobias started to get recognized
for his television work.Copy !req
65. Oh, no, no, that's not representative
of who I am.Copy !req
66. - Anus Tart.
- Yep, that's me.Copy !req
67. Fortunately, Tobias,Copy !req
68. who had once turned down
an offer from Lucille Two...Copy !req
69. How would you like to
come work for me at Austerity?Copy !req
70. Mmm... Eh...Copy !req
71. Mmm... No.Copy !req
72. had, after a particularly
vicious beating with a soup ladle,Copy !req
73. - changed his tune.Copy !req
74. But didn't want to look too eager.Copy !req
75. Yes.Copy !req
76. I'm also an analyst and a therapist,Copy !req
77. which makes me...Copy !req
78. a theralyst.Copy !req
79. Prison had taught Tobias
at least one thing...Copy !req
80. Now, let's have a wrap-about,
and what we'll do is take a comfy pose,Copy !req
81. and let's find out about each...Copy !req
82. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
83. Wow. Well, it seems as if
we are amongst royalty here.Copy !req
84. - Twenty-three.Copy !req
85. Ah. Well within my rights.Copy !req
86. Lucille was also fitting in
with a new groupCopy !req
87. that, turned out, was not tech support,Copy !req
88. - led by China Garden's sister, Olive.Copy !req
89. Our beach club used
to have a Jewish Day.Copy !req
90. - Your move, Olive Garden.
- I can't concentrate.Copy !req
91. Playing mahjong without cigarette is like
playing video poker without...Copy !req
92. cigarette.Copy !req
93. Why are we not allowed to smoke
in this stupid prison?Copy !req
94. Mmm.Copy !req
95. What is it about that lady?Copy !req
96. - I know a loophole.Copy !req
97. "Roop hore"?Copy !req
98. Roop hore.Copy !req
99. It was a loophole
that would get Lucille acceptedCopy !req
100. as a full-fledged member
of the Jade Dragon Triad.Copy !req
101. You couldn't have chosen
a harder word to say.Copy !req
102. And soon the Dragons were taking drags
on their cigarettes again.Copy !req
103. There's always a way
to get what you want.Copy !req
104. My husband is a very powerful man,
Lucille Bluth.Copy !req
105. Perhaps we can help each other
get what we want.Copy !req
106. Lucille shared her new prison alliance
with her husband.Copy !req
107. I got Olive Garden
to offer us unlimited bread.Copy !req
108. So I paid off the debt on the land.Copy !req
109. Who better than the Chinese
to help us build a wall, right?Copy !req
110. So, the Chinese will own
a piece of the wallCopy !req
111. between the U.S. and Mexico?Copy !req
112. They'll own all of it,Copy !req
113. but they'll make us very rich
in the process,Copy !req
114. because the government still needs to buy
that border property from us.Copy !req
115. But what George hadn't told her
was that after finding moneyCopy !req
116. to surreptitiously pay off
incumbent politician Herbert LoveCopy !req
117. to support the wall project
he was hoping to build...Copy !req
118. I am gonna put this on my wall.Copy !req
119. George Sr. discovered
the property he'd purchasedCopy !req
120. to sell back to the government for it...Copy !req
121. - You told me it was on the border!
- ... wasn't actually on the border.Copy !req
122. - It was 50 feet south of the border.
- It is 50 feet south of the border!Copy !req
123. Excuse me,
but I was going off Buster's map.Copy !req
124. - It had been made on Buster's map.
- Oh, God, it was Buster's map.Copy !req
125. One that he had made
as a cartography student,Copy !req
126. because the class where you get to see
naked people and draw them was full,Copy !req
127. and George Sr. couldn't ask Herbert Love
to rescind his support of the wall.Copy !req
128. And make him a flip
I can't do that.Copy !req
129. Actually, he'd tried,
but couldn't afford it.Copy !req
130. It's a 40 for the flip
and a 40 for the flop,Copy !req
131. and since it's gonna cause a flap,
I'd say another 40.Copy !req
132. So it's a flat 40-40-40
flip-flop and a flap fee.Copy !req
133. I like the plan,Copy !req
134. I just wonder if we're not in that
treason-adjacent placeCopy !req
135. where the government will retaliate
and, uh... execute us.Copy !req
136. Oh, they'd never execute a woman for this.Copy !req
137. I have a good feeling about these people.Copy !req
138. Oh, that's good enough for me.Copy !req
139. - Now, that's what we call a breakthrough.
- Tobias was making a new start of himselfCopy !req
140. when a patient entered
that had already done so.Copy !req
141. Sorry I'm late, everybody.Copy !req
142. DeBrie.Copy !req
143. Tobias.
- I didn't know if I'd ever see you again.Copy !req
144. In fact, when Tobias
turned down Lucille Two's job offer...Copy !req
145. I almost a guy for a hamburger,
and you turned down $120,000 a year?Copy !req
146. The doctor in India told me that
I have the gift to make people laugh.Copy !req
147. A desperate and confused DeBrie
soon fell in with Mark Cherry,Copy !req
148. and an entourage that would make
anyone feel like they'd hit bottom.Copy !req
149. You look great, very, very healthy.Copy !req
150. Yeah. I haven't had anything
for six weeks.Copy !req
151. Mark C. checked me in.Copy !req
152. Mark Cherry.
- I know.Copy !req
153. She reminds me of my grandma.Copy !req
154. Real sick version.Copy !req
155. So sweet.Copy !req
156. So, how are you?Copy !req
157. Good, gosh, great, yes.Copy !req
158. Uh, after you left, I booked a guest-y
on a hidden camera show.Copy !req
159. Yes, could you give me one second
to organically get...Copy !req
160. And I'm also a registered sex offender.
How are you?Copy !req
161. - This got the attention of Argyle Austero.
- Yes, we do.Copy !req
162. We were a couple of sorts. Uh...Copy !req
163. Or are a couple?Copy !req
164. Do you have time for a chat?Copy !req
165. Uh, yes.Copy !req
166. If you and DeBrie
had a previous relationship,Copy !req
167. there is no way you can be her therapist.Copy !req
168. But I love her. Eh...Copy !req
169. Surely there must be some way
we can be together.Copy !req
170. I'm sorry, I can't allow it.
Sobriety is too important.Copy !req
171. I am only sober
because musical theater saved my life.Copy !req
172. - Mmm.Copy !req
173. I'm somewhat of an actor myself. I just had something on the air
three weeks ago.Copy !req
174. It was an "as myself,"
but whatever fills out the reel, yes?Copy !req
175. I ain't no squealer.Copy !req
176. Kitty escaped the country.Copy !req
177. - Carl Weathers.
- Mr. Weathers. Carl Weathers.Copy !req
178. I got here soon as I could.Copy !req
179. I'm Dr. House, and it's called GVH.Copy !req
180. The graft is rejecting the host.Copy !req
181. You know, we could put on a musical.
This place is littered with talent.Copy !req
182. I could direct, we could get Mark Cherry
to do the music,Copy !req
183. and we can cast it with patients.Copy !req
184. I don't know if I'd want to risk
a patient's sobrietyCopy !req
185. with that kind of pressure.Copy !req
186. But like a dog's wagging tail,Copy !req
187. Argyle's tapping feet betrayed him.Copy !req
188. Well, when it comes to DeBrie,Copy !req
189. you don't have to worry about
her being under pressureCopy !req
190. because she's a professional actress.Copy !req
191. Which also made its way
onto Tobias' reel for some reason.Copy !req
192. She was in the movie The Fantastic Four.Copy !req
193. Oh, my God. I was in The Fantasticks.Copy !req
194. - Wha—Copy !req
195. Look at that.Copy !req
196. My sister and I played the young lovers.Copy !req
197. It was uncanny
how much the two men had in common.Copy !req
198. They used to call me Mr. Fantastic.Copy !req
199. DeBrie played Sue Storm,
you played Mr. Fantastic.Copy !req
200. I have a suit made of rocks,Copy !req
201. if I can get it back
from the State of California.Copy !req
202. We shall mount a musical
of The Fantastic Four.Copy !req
203. I don't like it.Copy !req
204. I love it.Copy !req
205. Huzzah!Copy !req
206. Tobias wasn't the only family memberCopy !req
207. to have show business aspirations
of his own.Copy !req
208. - Michael had recently become a producer.Copy !req
209. It's one of the perks of having
a movie made about you.Copy !req
210. But not before being told:Copy !req
211. "We're going to need everybody's
signatures on the releasesCopy !req
212. in order to make the story.Copy !req
213. Although the real heartbeat of this is
the dynamic between the father and son."Copy !req
214. Or words to that effect.Copy !req
215. - Although he would soon admit...
- I bit off more than I could chew.Copy !req
216. he was only doing so to...Copy !req
217. to impress this girl
whose name I don't even know.Copy !req
218. Actually, the girl was
accomplished actress Rebel Alley,Copy !req
219. and Michael had recently bumped into her,Copy !req
220. and perhaps it was because
she reminded him of a woman he lost.Copy !req
221. Yeah, there's a part for a wife,
and you'd be perfect for the movie.Copy !req
222. Do you like Scottish music?Copy !req
223. - I'm in a band.
- Yeah.Copy !req
224. We're playing at the Ealing Club
tomorrow night,Copy !req
225. - and maybe you could come.
I've got this crazy ideaCopy !req
226. that I'm gonna turn into a starCopy !req
227. with a film that I can't get madeCopy !req
228. 'cause I can't get my own father's
signature on a release...Copy !req
229. George Sr. surprised Michael
by signing over his rights.Copy !req
230. I didn't know it was
about lying to a girl.Copy !req
231. Give me the release.Copy !req
232. - Of course I will.Copy !req
233. - And then, unsurprising...
- If you'll do something for me.Copy !req
234. I knew it.Copy !req
235. Michael, you gotta get this Love guyCopy !req
236. against the wall
between the U.S. and Mexico.Copy !req
237. That's not right.Copy !req
238. Really opposed to this wall, huh?
When did you become proCopy !req
239. I have changed, Michael.Copy !req
240. I cry at the drop of a hat,
and I hate the way I look.Copy !req
241. - I actually had one cute hat, and it...Copy !req
242. it blew off at the CVS parking lot.Copy !req
243. And this whole car full of black kids
ran over it for no reason.Copy !req
244. And they saw it!Copy !req
245. They saw it!Copy !req
246. Michael...Copy !req
247. Anyway, I live down there now,Copy !req
248. and I care for these people who just
want to come into this countryCopy !req
249. and ply their wares,Copy !req
250. and let us freely fill the bay
with their culture.Copy !req
251. Hey, don't get me started
on the Cinco, Dad.Copy !req
252. I haven't been to one in 20 years.Copy !req
253. There's gonna be blowback there,
it's just gonna happen.Copy !req
254. You can't swim in that bay
for a month afterCopy !req
255. without getting nacho cheese sauce
in your hair.Copy !req
256. It's coming.Copy !req
257. Can you help me, then, with Love,
at his speech at Cinco?Copy !req
258. - Of course I will.Copy !req
259. So the old family was
back together again... on paper,Copy !req
260. while Lucille had a new family of sorts.Copy !req
261. And as she had done with her last one,
she was soon turning them on each other.Copy !req
262. She said you're fat.
That's what you said, right?Copy !req
263. Or does that mean something
different in Chinese?Copy !req
264. - No, it means fat.
- You keep causing trouble,Copy !req
265. you're going to end up
with noodles in your belly.Copy !req
266. - I like noodles.
- Not this way. Very hard to digest.Copy !req
267. Ancient Chinese secret?Copy !req
268. It's no secret. We'll kill you.Copy !req
269. - She was even being controlling...Copy !req
270. of the R.A.P.H.O.C.W.C.P.S.
reality TV crew.Copy !req
271. Do you need a clean
of her making the threat?Copy !req
272. I can lean back, but you will come around
and get my reaction, yes?Copy !req
273. Oh, I'll say it again. We'll kill you.Copy !req
274. - But soon, the threat was made real.
- We're playing mahjong.Copy !req
275. - Hello.
- Oh! She's got a sharpened noodle!Copy !req
276. She's trying to noodle-stab me!Copy !req
277. Aah! My eye!Copy !req
278. This'll be even more exciting
if you jump cut it.Copy !req
279. Quiet!Copy !req
280. You can't just come in and have bread
for nothing around here.Copy !req
281. You have to pay bill sometime.Copy !req
282. Despite being threatened,
Lucille was eager to claim her rewardCopy !req
283. from a husband whose land she had
successfully gotten paid for.Copy !req
284. - When George Sr. came clean...Copy !req
285. It's under control. I'm trying to get Love
to come out against the wall.Copy !req
286. We can't afford to build it if we're not
selling the land back to the government.Copy !req
287. It'll ruin us.Copy !req
288. It'll ruin us if we don't build it.Copy !req
289. George, you've gone puny again.Copy !req
290. Look, we make sure Herbert Love
comes out against the wall,Copy !req
291. right after we get enough of it up
to trigger the government payment.Copy !req
292. And speaking of getting enough of it up,
what's going on down here?Copy !req
293. You need a little more Marilyn
like I did yesterday?Copy !req
294. - I don't want to be Mr. President.
- Huh. Especially with all this going down.Copy !req
295. Oh, and speaking of president,
what's happening with Gob?Copy !req
296. You gave him a job?Copy !req
297. Yes, but then I fired him.Copy !req
298. The only thing I've got back there
are my bees.Copy !req
299. - Bees!Copy !req
300. - Bees! Oh!Copy !req
301. He caused my colony to collapse.Copy !req
302. My God, George,
get him another job.Copy !req
303. You must have some favors
you can call in somewhere.Copy !req
304. And then you can have some of my favors,
Mr. President.Copy !req
305. As much as I'd like to stay
and lay some more pipe with you,Copy !req
306. I better get moving on this thing.Copy !req
307. You've gotta make this work, George.Copy !req
308. Send me some evidence of a wall
I can show the Chinese.Copy !req
309. And the government.Copy !req
310. We need to make this happen, George.Copy !req
311. The Chinese have more than
a sharpened noodle with my name on it.Copy !req
312. - And soon, George Bluth did just that.
- Hi, I'm George Bluth,Copy !req
313. of the Bluth Company,Copy !req
314. and, uh, we've built this wall.Copy !req
315. We have miles and miles of wall.Copy !req
316. - Yeah.Copy !req
317. It's about protecting our border,Copy !req
318. which is why we have a member
of our armed forces with us today.Copy !req
319. - Say hello.Copy !req
320. It's, uh, triple reinforced,
steel reinforced,Copy !req
321. and I don't really know how to sayCopy !req
322. that what it does is it protects, um—Copy !req
323. It's Mexican-proof.Copy !req
324. So... Can't say...Copy !req
325. Well...Copy !req
326. Gosh darn it, it is Mexican-proof.Copy !req
327. Sit up. Um—Copy !req
328. - Daddy, my tummy's turning.
- All right.Copy !req
329. - Um, uh, it's triple reinforced.
- Daddy, I gotta get out.Copy !req
330. You're gonna be— Oh, for God's sake!Copy !req
331. - Get out!
- I need to get out. I need to get out!Copy !req
332. We're not gonna—
We'll edit this part out and, uh— Oh!Copy !req
333. Anyhow...Copy !req
334. But George Sr. hadn't built miles of wall.Copy !req
335. He just found a roundabout way
to make it seem that way.Copy !req
336. Michael the producer
arrived to meet his lady Cinderella ManCopy !req
337. at the Ealing Club,Copy !req
338. - an exclusive show business hangout.
- Ron Howard.Copy !req
339. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
340. - No, it's Michael Bluth. Hi.
- Oh, I remember.Copy !req
341. I did it. I got my father's signature.Copy !req
342. You said you wanted to focus
on the father-son relationship, and I love it.Copy !req
343. Who's not gonna be able to relate to a son
standing up to his selfCopy !req
344. Sure. But the father-son relationship
I was interested inCopy !req
345. was not you and your father,
it was you and your son.Copy !req
346. You're the father.Copy !req
347. - But that would make my son the son.
- Bingo.Copy !req
348. I don't think I can do it.
I don't think I can go...Copy !req
349. I can't go to my son. That's, uh—
I just—Copy !req
350. I don't even think that it's worth it
just to say that I'm a producer, like...Copy !req
351. It's your call.Copy !req
352. Maybe the real estate business
will come around soon.Copy !req
353. Will it?Copy !req
354. I could never reveal that information
to a non-producer.Copy !req
355. And then he heard something
that made him change his mind.Copy !req
356. Michael? Mr. Movie Producer.Copy !req
357. That's me.Copy !req
358. And like all bagpipe music,Copy !req
359. it was hard to tell
if it was good music played horriblyCopy !req
360. or horrible music played well. But Michael was eager
to find out her nameCopy !req
361. when she was introduced
at the end of the set.Copy !req
362. - On the drum, Dave!Copy !req
363. Tonight on bagpipes...Copy !req
364. - R...Copy !req
365. - But he got to know her anyway.
- Fantastic.Copy !req
366. I'm only doing this in between movies.Copy !req
367. Which, given how badly I bombed
at that audition yesterday,Copy !req
368. - it's gonna be a while.
- I could put your name in for something.Copy !req
369. - I do know Ron Howard.Copy !req
370. Love that I make you laugh.Copy !req
371. You seriously would be great
for this part.Copy !req
372. You remind me of the person
that it's based on. Uh...Copy !req
373. She actually dies on camera.Copy !req
374. Well, make her mentally challenged
and I'll thank you in my Oscar speech.Copy !req
375. There's a part like that, too,
only she's British,Copy !req
376. so no one could ever tell
that she's disabled.Copy !req
377. I haven't been in work mode
for a while, to be honest.Copy !req
378. - I've been raising my son.
I have a son.Copy !req
379. - Yeah.Copy !req
380. We've got a little issue,
though, right now.Copy !req
381. Let me guess.Copy !req
382. He's pushing you away?Copy !req
383. Yes.Copy !req
384. My son practically kicked me out
of his school the other day.Copy !req
385. That is literally what my son did to me.Copy !req
386. Then I said to him,
"You have no privacy from me."Copy !req
387. That's what I should do.Copy !req
388. Lem's six in August. Yours?Copy !req
389. - Seven in July.
- Oh!Copy !req
390. Michael regretted the lie,
so he sort of split the difference.Copy !req
391. - Teen, 17, in July.
- Oh.Copy !req
392. - Oh, wow.Copy !req
393. Well, I guess you gotta move on
with your life sometime.Copy !req
394. Yes.Copy !req
395. Yes, you do.Copy !req
396. This is not a good idea.Copy !req
397. Wow, you weren't kidding
when you said you had a part for me.Copy !req
398. - That was absolutely insane.
- Thanks.Copy !req
399. I've never done anything
that crazy before.Copy !req
400. I wanna do a lot more of that.
I wanna see you again.Copy !req
401. I wanna take you out
to a nice dinner, so then—Copy !req
402. Well, this will have to tide you over
until then.Copy !req
403. Wow, look at those.Copy !req
404. Boy, without this,
I wouldn't know you had a tattoo.Copy !req
405. I know. Anyone that gets that much
clothing off me better know my name.Copy !req
406. Your name?Copy !req
407. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
408. And that's when
Michael finally saw her name.Copy !req
409. Oh, my God.Copy !req
410. I'm dating Ron Howard's girlfriend.Copy !req
411. Actually, she's his daughter.Copy !req
412. But that's kind of worse,
don't you think?Copy !req
413. On the next Arrested Development:
Fateful Consequences...Copy !req
414. Tobias talks DeBrieCopy !req
415. - into joining his musical.
- DeBrie, you've got to do this.Copy !req
416. I mean, this could be good for you.Copy !req
417. And it could be a huge hit,Copy !req
418. and it's really the only way
they're gonna keep us together.Copy !req
419. Yes, the last couple of tries
made your body shut down,Copy !req
420. but I want the world to be able to see
this angel face.Copy !req
421. - Oh! Oh, dear.
- Oh!Copy !req
422. Well, that's a good luck sign on Broadway.Copy !req
423. On the East Coast, it's "break a leg,"
on the West Coast, it's "lose a tooth!"Copy !req
424. Get you some epoxy.Copy !req