1. Michael Bluth had discovered
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had appeared in a magazine.
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of your in-flight magazine Altitude.
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You can get the magazine on the flight.
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I'm in the magazine.
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can't carry those on board.
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this month.
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It's an April-September issue.
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generate interest in his housing business,
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of his privacy
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about his magazine article was...
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That's great news.
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Tried finding a flight?
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to be closer to his son...
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to see who stays in the dorm room.
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the voting idea as his own.
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- Not to me.
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of a series of solutions
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who voted against who.
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voting scheme.
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to one problem...
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then P-Hound is being nasty...
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- We all pack ahead of time.
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so it doesn't look rigged, you know?
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of a four-person housing situation
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no-talking-after scenario.
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it was actually his son's idea...
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- ... vote against himself.
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60. to get Michael to vote against himself.
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64. Michael.
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65. - No, I'm sorry.
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67. We don't even give out nuts,
so we can't give you a magazine.
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68. - I don't want nuts.
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grab a magazine.
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70. Okay, sure. We just let people walk
onto the plane all the time.
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72. Nice.
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to your cheapest destination, please.
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to an in
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another passenger for one,
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seats before someone would.
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would express humility
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who was holding his family together
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that eventually gave them no choice...
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had threatened to leave his family
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in a town that he'd always imagined...
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in many years,
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103. George Sr. also had hope...
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a large swath of desert property
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was living with a bunch of weirdos.
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think he was purchasing it for him...
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low bid a government border wall project
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when we sell the land.
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to persuade a fairly right-wing politician
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in his three-point plan.
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118. you want to reach into my pocket
to pay for your birth control?
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to put it in.
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in Garden Grove,
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and a mini pizza.
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in the rearview mirror
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George, Sr. was happy.
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129. Oh, we're doing a survey
for the US government, ma'am.
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134. Laying out border coordinates
for when they put up the wall.
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what it's for.
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136. Well, he already mentioned the tape,
and he looks American.
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137. Yeah, but he's in Mexico.
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Mexico starts back there by the gully.
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is probably chomping on the maca.
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is that on this side of the tape,
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to see a passport, sir.
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men who disappoint him suffer.
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148. - No touching, ma'am.
- I'm sorry.
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feeling the heat
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of the air-conditioned airport...
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about Phoenix he hadn't anticipated.
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154. Dear Lord.
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155. - I'm making a new start.
- Don't touch that.
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he could think of
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cleaning up after his old one.
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161. Buster.
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163. No, Gob. It was Lindsay.
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from attorney Barry Zuckerkorn.
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166. Hello. Michael Bluth,
Residential Complexes.
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167. Hey, Michael.
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168. - Sort of.
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to leave real estate behind
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in my last position,
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that can get you a car.
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you may get some stares.
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with some stairs.
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negotiating low-hanging obstacles...
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with it.
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but it does collide with real estate.
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every private residence in the country.
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185. But it's also a company that won't let us
show the car that takes those pictures.
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You
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We're just gonna blur it anyway.
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do is "something" it.
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from Ron Howard of all people.
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at his office in, get this...
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with a case of my own.
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to go himself?
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to go himself.
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because I'm in front of a jury.
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I'm an attorney, too.
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to reach over the gate,
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and enter the school property, please.
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I can't reach the Chachi.
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this trial's a breach.
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Barry was hoping for a better fate
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Lucille Bluth,
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Ladies Internment Terrace Enclave
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she thought was her husband.
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to a brother who lied to him...
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for personal gain. Well!
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- Call me Father B.
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for an American audience,
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to be out of that sweaty old hot box
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- Oh.
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information about his brother's plans.
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a president ready to go
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while we're building the wall.
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thought he would be spending
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put him in Fullerton.
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- Fullerton.
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send our son down there.
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show that he has a job.
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It could kill him.
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Yeah, send him down. I love that.
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than we give him credit for.
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feeling magical at all lately.
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a secret compartment.
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he was hoping to escape from.
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rival illusionist Tony Wonder.
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to receive a call from his mother.
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Go see your father in the desert.
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to be president of the Bluth company.
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to look out for this family.
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of show business,
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and streaming colossus
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of how cruel Hollywood can be.
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in Variety, Michael.
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What are you doing here?
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No, I don't want to see them.
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you pig.
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I work for Ron Howard now.
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Michael's father.
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the quote, unquote, "benefits."
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why Ron Howard wants to see me?
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if I could think like Ron Howard,
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in Beverly Hills.
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building was technically taller.
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- Oh, great.
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would have to pass a few little Rons.
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Hey, nice try, mister.
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- That's what I said.
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- Oh, Michael.
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Andy Griffith Show thing.
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Are you guys finally making that movie?
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but I want to talk about you.
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- Hey, let's go inside the LEM.
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298. - On a soundstage.
- Oh, right, from Apollo 13.
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on the soundstage of Gentle Ben.
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We seen the whole thing.
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I've been going to Phoenix.
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I'm a Phoenix...
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that also goes there. That's amazing.
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of going to college online, huh?
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down there.
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312. - But...
- Oh, I see. On the last flight,
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and I...
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- No, not the begging photo.
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but most of my movies
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that I find truly inspiring.
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to be a counterfeit Hockney
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was from this photo.
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coupon I got in the mail.
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whose story we really want to see.
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to do something about the market crash
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was tipped off
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from happening.
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your family together.
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My wife died years before any of this.
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fun if we see her die.
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for a leading lady.
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would be great in that part.
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You know her.
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Your girl, huh?
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was referring to his mistress...
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about his daughter.
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for even mentioning her.
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in Hollywood.
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the great opportunity
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It could be a great movie.
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to show you guys off, too.
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on these releases in order to make this.
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is the father-son dynamic. Yeah. You know, Ron,
I don't know if I can do this.
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and it might not be worth...
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and really think about it.
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- I got a tough meeting coming up now.
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that he's simply not a Barney?
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with the family attorney.
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the family's signatures,
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went a lot better than my thing.
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for a long time.
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Well, since my mom...
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You want to know what?
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for his girlfriend.
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with his
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they've all got their mistresses
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- Calm down, everybody. I got it.
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to get a signature out of him.
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a long time ago, said...
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and say you don't have a signature?
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are money orders, right?
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If you don't sign, you will be fine. Hey!
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My dad would never do this for me.
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and tell Ron Howard to forget about it.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay.
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- Tell Ron to shove his waffle iron— -Oh!
- Sorry. Oops. Whoa, sorry.
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- No.
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with photographs of yourself.
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You're an actress, huh?
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is an overstatement because—
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at this audition I went on.
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meet-cute cliches,
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into each other, and they...
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You're the beautiful one.
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and it's so unbelievable.
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410. Pretty stupid.
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411. - Oops. Gosh.
- Oh. Ow!
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412. - That really hurt.
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413. I wish I'd done that well in the audition.
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414. Where's a movie producer
when you need one, right?
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415. It was really nice to meet you.
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416. Yes, you, too.
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417. I'm a movie producer.
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418. Sorry. I'm a movie... Here, I've got...
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419. I got proof here, huh?
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420. - You are a movie producer.
- Yeah.
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421. Yeah, there's a part for a wife,
and you'd be perfect for the movie.
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422. Huh.
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423. Do you like Scottish music?
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424. With the screeching horns and the silly—
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425. Yeah. I'm in a band.
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426. I love it. It's great.
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427. We're playing at the Ealing Club
tomorrow night.
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428. Maybe you could come
and just check it out.
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429. Oh, yeah? I don't even know what that is.
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430. Sorry. That's funny.
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431. I should have said, "Where?"
I know what it is.
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432. No, it's on the top of that building,
but can you imagine driving that car?
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433. No, I can't. No.
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434. Get away!
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435. Sorry.
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436. Michael was unsuccessful
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437. at finding a head shot with the name
of the actress he'd just met. While Gob went to visit
the man they called Father B
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438. in what had only recently
been declared Mexico.
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439. Hello, Father.
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440. Don't call me that.
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441. What are you doing here?
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442. - You and Mom talked about it.
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443. Oscar.
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444. I'd have been earlier, but I had to go
to San Diego and loop back
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445. because of that border ribbon,
which is new, and I wasn't expecting it.
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446. It's fine. Anyway, Father,
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447. You've got to give me a job
so I can be prepared to be president.
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448. You gotta keep this "father" stuff
to yourself.
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449. I can't have these people
think I raised a limo driver.
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450. I'm not a limo driver.
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451. I'm a gentleman honey farmer.
The only thing back there are my bees.
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452. - No, bees.
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453. - Bees.
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454. Bees! Oh, bees!
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455. The boxes fell over on the way
when I swerved to avoid an ostrich.
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456. You've got to do something.
These people paid a lot of money.
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457. They won't listen to me.
They've got CCD.
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458. - Colony Collapse Disorder.
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459. The guy sold me just really sick bees.
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460. Don't worry. Dad, they're gonna hive.
They always hive.
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461. Usually by seeking out
a structure that most resembles a hive.
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462. Bees. Wonderful bees.
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463. It's okay.
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464. Then George Sr. got some more bad news.
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465. Hello, brother. Thought I'd find you
in a blouse and a beekeeper hat.
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466. What are you doing here?
No. We can't be seen next to each other.
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467. I'm Dr. Norman.
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468. Well, if you don't want to be seen,
then you go in the sweat lodge.
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469. You owe me.
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470. Is that a fact?
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471. Listen, you told me
the property was on the border.
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472. It is 50 feet south of the border, Oscar.
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473. Well, excuse me,
but they hadn't put up the tape yet,
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474. and you lied to me.
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475. You told me
you bought this property to live on.
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476. No, you bought this property
to put up a wall.
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477. I told one lie,
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478. but I was going to share the money
with you.
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479. Two lies.
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480. And why do I think that you charge
more than $5 for lemonade?
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481. Three small lies.
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482. Now do me a favor. Just get in the tent.
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483. Gob's getting rid of the bees.
We'll push the matinee to 3:00.
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484. No, I'm sick and tired
of being in that hut
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485. pretending to be you.
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486. Maybe I should go out there
and pretend to be you.
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487. So, goodbye, George.
This is the last you'll see of me.
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488. I'm just gonna use the can
for one second.
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489. There's two Dr. Normans!
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490. On the next Arrested Development...
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491. Fateful Consequences.
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492. After collapsing yet another colony,
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493. Gob makes a startling discovery.
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494. My cave.
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495. And decides to investigate.
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496. Why didn't you open?
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497. Only to discover someone had
wedged shut his secret compartment
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498. on the day
he deserted his Christian bride.
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499. "T." Tony Wonder.
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