1. Tonight, an Arrested Development
you can't miss.Copy !req
2. A cavalcade of stars.Copy !req
3. The shocking final moments
will be presented live.Copy !req
4. And one of these people...Copy !req
5. will die.Copy !req
6. - The Bluths were desperate.
- I assume you've seen this.Copy !req
7. The press had them
all but finished.Copy !req
8. - What? What is it?
- This isn't gonna work over the phone, Dad.Copy !req
9. Then get Bob Loblaw to hire me
another surrogate.Copy !req
10. That's kind of the point.
Mr. Loblaw no longer works for us...Copy !req
11. because someone wanted a boyfriend.Copy !req
12. - Well, don't blame me.
- I was talking to Lindsay, actually.Copy !req
13. But he was clearly turned off
to the both of you.Copy !req
14. Now, we're gonna need a new lawyer. And that
is going to mean about a $100,000 retainer.Copy !req
15. If we want a chance of keeping this family
going past the next few weeks...Copy !req
16. we're gonna have to pull out
all the stops.Copy !req
17. What am I talking about?
I'm talking about all of you getting jobs.Copy !req
18. The best place to look for a job...Copy !req
19. Who threw the tomato?Copy !req
20. How the hell are we gonna
get a hundred grand?Copy !req
21. I know this isn't exactly
what you're looking for...Copy !req
22. but Maeby was just accepted
into private school.Copy !req
23. - I've sent the check in already.
- No, that's not what I'm lookin' for at all.Copy !req
24. Michael, it's the most
prestigious private school in town.Copy !req
25. Oh, no. Not the Milford Academy.Copy !req
26. Children were neither to be seen nor heard...Copy !req
27. at the school Buster had attended.Copy !req
28. It's the exact opposite.
It's called "Openings."Copy !req
29. Oh, great. That sounds like another one
of those gradeless, structureless...Copy !req
30. New Age "feel-gooderies."Copy !req
31. They teach self-expression and getting
in touch with feelings, Michael.Copy !req
32. - I mean, I know you don't have any.
- The boy who couldn't cry.Copy !req
33. He's a robot!Copy !req
34. Oh, Michael can cry.
He just doesn't wanna rust.Copy !req
35. Yes, he's like the Steel Man
from The Wizard of Oz.Copy !req
36. - Tin Man?
- Is that what he's called?Copy !req
37. - He knows. - Since you sent the check,
this is how you're gonna pay for it.Copy !req
38. You're gonna be in charge of the house.
Cooking, cleaning, all of it.Copy !req
39. You're going to put Lindsay in charge
of the cooking? At least you'll lose weight.Copy !req
40. You know, Mom, I think the only time you ever
cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died.Copy !req
41. You gave us cereal in an ashtray.Copy !req
42. Gob, pal? How about you?
Can you find some work?Copy !req
43. Oh, sure, Michael.Copy !req
44. As what? A waiter?Copy !req
45. Can I get you something, madam?Copy !req
46. - I will have a vodka, though.
- What? Oh.Copy !req
47. If you'd ever accidentally worked a day in your life,
you'd know there's no indignity in it.Copy !req
48. Great. She'll have a vodka.Copy !req
49. Instead of selling out,
becoming housewives and waiters...Copy !req
50. why don't we have a big event?Copy !req
51. Some sort of "Save Our Bluths" type thing.Copy !req
52. We'll throw a legal defense fund dinner.
Ask for donations.Copy !req
53. As long as we don't look desperate.Copy !req
54. We want 'em to think we'll take their help,
but don't need it.Copy !req
55. I should be seen a lot at the club.Copy !req
56. Yeah, our backs are against the wall,
and it's just hard to accept...Copy !req
57. that it's really come to begging.Copy !req
58. Sometimes it's the only way to stay in the game.Copy !req
59. Please tell your friends about this show.Copy !req
60. Michael had asked Lindsay
to take care of the house.Copy !req
61. - And to his surprise, she was sort of doing it.
- You're sort of doing it.Copy !req
62. Yeah, check it out. I found that
canned ham that we'd had forever...Copy !req
63. and I put it in a pot of boiling water.Copy !req
64. - And guess what I'm calling it?
- Soup?Copy !req
65. Hot ham water. You know,
I'm actually a really good mom.Copy !req
66. I think it's 'cause
Maeby's never around.Copy !req
67. You should send George Michael
to Openings too.Copy !req
68. Yes, it could help him
express his feelings.Copy !req
69. My son expresses himself just fine.Copy !req
70. - Isn't that right, Son?
- What? Yeah, it's fine.Copy !req
71. Yeah, I guess.
I don't care. Stop.Copy !req
72. Yes. He's a regular
Freddy Wilson, that one.Copy !req
73. - I don't know that reference.
- No, I don't either.Copy !req
74. Oh, I don't know either.Copy !req
75. - It's this guy.
- My son's fine where he is.Copy !req
76. He's got the S.A.T.'s coming up.
You gotta do well. You studying?Copy !req
77. Yeah, I'm taking a three real quick
so I can get a cream soda.Copy !req
78. - Oh, I'll get that for you.
- No, I will get it. I have to get it myself.Copy !req
79. Just relax.Copy !req
80. Just check the stove real quick.Copy !req
81. You know, Michael, if I may
take off my acting pants for a moment...Copy !req
82. and pull my "analrapist" stocking
over my head...Copy !req
83. George Michael has been
acting strange lately.Copy !req
84. He may have developed
what we in the soft sciences...Copy !req
85. refer to as obsessive-compulsive disorder...Copy !req
86. - or the OC Disorder.
- Don't call it that.Copy !req
87. I think ultimately it's because
he's afraid to express himself.Copy !req
88. Actually, he was afraid his Aunt Lindsay
was going to burn the house down.Copy !req
89. Hi. How are you?Copy !req
90. Cream soda.Copy !req
91. Maybe he does need this school.
Did you see this letter?Copy !req
92. You know, it's done wonders for Maeby.Copy !req
93. - "Maeby is an exceptional young lady."
- Exceptional.Copy !req
94. "We are sure that she is
destined for great things."Copy !req
95. - Great things.
- "And we wish her luck in all her"...Copy !req
96. It says "over." I'd probably have
to crack this open to be sure...Copy !req
97. but this sounds like
an expulsion letter.Copy !req
98. "She's never been to class."Copy !req
99. What boarding school would
lose track of its students?Copy !req
100. - Openings is not a boarding school.
- I thought it was a boarding school.Copy !req
101. Actually, Maeby had been on
the set of a film called Snowboarding School 2...Copy !req
102. in her secret life
as a film executive.Copy !req
103. There goes that nonrefundable tuition.Copy !req
104. It is the one rule they do have there.Copy !req
105. She should be punished for this.Copy !req
106. Tobias, if I can become a more traditional mother,
then maybe you could start being more of...Copy !req
107. Nontraditional mother.
Yes, you're right.Copy !req
108. After all, I am her father.Copy !req
109. The cars are still off,
and I rewashed all the clothes.Copy !req
110. And that's when Michael decided...Copy !req
111. that perhaps Maeby's tuition
didn't have to go to waste after all.Copy !req
112. Meanwhile, Lucille went to work...Copy !req
113. - soliciting for the Bluth fund-raiser.
- We have plenty of money.Copy !req
114. Don't get me wrong. But we can't use
our personal assets to defend the company.Copy !req
115. Just then,
Gob arrived and decided to have a laugh.Copy !req
116. Your drink, madam.Copy !req
117. - Can I get you anything...
- Get that one out of here.Copy !req
118. As you please.Copy !req
119. But Lucille had never
made eye contact with a waiter.Copy !req
120. - Can you drop these off at two?
- Why not?Copy !req
121. I'm just a waiter.Copy !req
122. - So he kept it up.
- We're all out of the halibut.Copy !req
123. The joke was over,
but the lunch rush was just beginning.Copy !req
124. - Hey, new guy. You wanna seat table four?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
125. Back at the penthouse,
however, lunch was long overdue.Copy !req
126. I don't suppose she left
anything for me to eat.Copy !req
127. No, just a soup and a half sandwich
and a whole sandwich for me.Copy !req
128. - Ah.
- Hello. Hey.Copy !req
129. So what's going on
with the fund-raiser?Copy !req
130. Well, uh, I don't think the Home Builder's
Organization is gonna be supporting us.Copy !req
131. Yeah, the HBO is not gonna want us.
What do we do now?Copy !req
132. Well, I think it's showtime. I think
we have to have a show during dinner.Copy !req
133. Hey, we could have some celebrities in.Copy !req
134. You know, Oscar winners
like, uh, Nicole Kidman.Copy !req
135. I don't wanna round up
a bunch of famous people...Copy !req
136. that have nothing to do
with our family as some stunt.Copy !req
137. - What's that got to do with us?
- Nothing. You're gonna write a speech about me...Copy !req
138. so they can see how wonderful I am.Copy !req
139. I think we got a better
chance at Nicole Kidman.Copy !req
140. - Oh? Huh?
- Actually, I may have an in with Andy Richter.Copy !req
141. Well, do you think you can get him?
I'm kidding. Of course not him.Copy !req
142. His brother does teach
George Michael at Openings.Copy !req
143. George Michael is going to
that New Age feel-gooderie?Copy !req
144. I don't think that's a good idea.
They're gonna poison him against you.Copy !req
145. Remember what happened
when we sent Lindsay to that kind of school?Copy !req
146. All of a sudden I was
the-the bad guy to her.Copy !req
147. And you don't respect Mom,
and you don't respect women.Copy !req
148. - Are you married?
- Damn school.Copy !req
149. I said to the teacher...
I said, "You poison her, I'll poison you."Copy !req
150. George Sr. did more than just say it.Copy !req
151. He sent the man a basket
of poison muffins.Copy !req
152. Do you know the Muffin Man?
There's a reward if you do.Copy !req
153. Then, would you like some foam
in your coffee?Copy !req
154. It's called a "cuppuccino,"
and wait till you see what it costs.Copy !req
155. You can say what you want
about the Milford Academy.Copy !req
156. The kids who came out of there,
prepared for life.Copy !req
157. Does anyone know how
to eat one of these?Copy !req
158. You know, George Michael's
gonna be fine, okay?Copy !req
159. I just want him to know how to express himself.Copy !req
160. He was actually
having trouble expressing himself.Copy !req
161. Why don't you tell the group
about yourself?Copy !req
162. My name is George Michael Bluth.Copy !req
163. I am a 16-year-old Caucasian male.Copy !req
164. My mom died.Copy !req
165. And I-I guess that's it.Copy !req
166. Hardly. See, if it were me, I would say...Copy !req
167. "I'm Donnie Richter. I have a brother named Andy.
He's an attention hog.Copy !req
168. He can't seem to really attract a real audience,
but I love the fat SOB anyway."Copy !req
169. I thought you looked like Andy Richter.
You guys are identical twins?Copy !req
170. Identical quintuplets, actually.Copy !req
171. There was Andy the show-off,
Donnie the sensitive one...Copy !req
172. Chareth the flirt,
Rocky the risk-taker and Andy's stunt double...Copy !req
173. and Emmett who asked that
we not show his picture...Copy !req
174. although composite photography tells us
he'd look something like this.Copy !req
175. Here's what I want you to do.
I want you to go home tonight...Copy !req
176. and write something about
how you really feel.Copy !req
177. Something critical. Bring it in tomorrow
and read it for the group.Copy !req
178. - Um, will this go toward my grade?
- Oh, we don't have grades here.Copy !req
179. A student either learns and gets an "L,"
or they fluctuate in their learning.Copy !req
180. - And what do we get for that?
- An "F."Copy !req
181. - Maeby, meanwhile...Copy !req
182. - was about to have a learning experience.
- Well.Copy !req
183. I understand you've been having trouble
with that expensive boarding school.Copy !req
184. That's right. I can read.Copy !req
185. Okay, first of all,
Variety got it wrong, all right?Copy !req
186. We didn't want this project.
It was a co-finance with Miramax.Copy !req
187. Poof, Miramax is gone.
We're still on the hook.Copy !req
188. It turns out Jamie Kennedy
can't even snowboard.Copy !req
189. All right, I'll listen to this later.Copy !req
190. Don't tell me where you've been.
It'll just make me worry more. But guess what.Copy !req
191. There's a new daddy in town.Copy !req
192. A discipline daddy.Copy !req
193. Oh, it's, uh... It's a parenting tape.Copy !req
194. If you wanna skip school, that's fine.
You'll just come to work with me.Copy !req
195. But you don't have a job.Copy !req
196. All right. Here.
Tell you what we're gonna do.Copy !req
197. We are going to stuff each one
of these gift bags with...Copy !req
198. a head shot, some glitter
and a decorative hand soap.Copy !req
199. And we're gonna send 'em to
every casting director in town.Copy !req
200. - And don't forget the funny notes.
- "I know where you live. Ha, ha"?Copy !req
201. - Casting directors hate this.
- They really do.Copy !req
202. The glitter queen struck again.Copy !req
203. Never hire Tobias Fünke.Copy !req
204. And back at the country club,
something unusual had happened.Copy !req
205. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale. Unless,
did you expect me to follow you to your car?Copy !req
206. - They're your tips.
- Tips.Copy !req
207. And Gob realized
he'd accidentally worked a day in his life.Copy !req
208. Lindsay, meanwhile,
was being a mother...Copy !req
209. - when someone showed up who needed one.
- Hey, sister.Copy !req
210. - How'd you get here?
- I walked.Copy !req
211. I tried hitchhiking,
but it's hard to do without a thumb.Copy !req
212. - I'm so hungry.
- Would you like to try some of this?Copy !req
213. Mmm.Copy !req
214. So watery, and yet there's
a smack of ham to it.Copy !req
215. It's hot ham water.Copy !req
216. - Yeah. - Upstairs, George Michael
was struggling with his assignment.Copy !req
217. - Can you think of anything critical
to say about my dad? - Are you serious?Copy !req
218. I have glitter in my lungs from
making goody bags for casting directors.Copy !req
219. And he's given me a hundred more
to do for homework.Copy !req
220. It's, like, "I don't do my homework.
George Michael does my homework."Copy !req
221. And that's when he decided
it was time to cheat off of her.Copy !req
222. It might help if
you expressed yourself.Copy !req
223. It also gave him an opportunity
to smell her neck.Copy !req
224. And the next day,
Michael drove to Openings...Copy !req
225. in the hopes of recruiting
Donnie's brother for the fund-raiser...Copy !req
226. when he noticed his son
expressing himself rather well.Copy !req
227. He pretends he's the great father all of a sudden
and acts like he's all worried about me.Copy !req
228. But it turns out he just does it
so I can help him with his joke of a career.Copy !req
229. No wonder Mom
wanted out so bad.Copy !req
230. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
231. Gob, meanwhile, was several days
in to being an accidental waiter.Copy !req
232. And he discovered that
a little flirting helped bring in the tips.Copy !req
233. If you didn't have adult-onset diabetes,
I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.Copy !req
234. Oh, Gob. You could charm
the black off a telegram boy.Copy !req
235. Okay, we'll just tell you now.
She's the one who dies.Copy !req
236. His name is Andy something.Copy !req
237. I think he's Ed McMahon's kid.
A song and dance man.Copy !req
238. Lucille, meanwhile,
was there soliciting for the fund-raiser...Copy !req
239. Lucille, meanwhile,
was there soliciting for the fund-raiser...Copy !req
240. - but still hadn't noticed him.
- We'll have the lobster tail.Copy !req
241. - Until this happened.
- And maybe later you can...Copy !req
242. save a little piece of tail for me.Copy !req
243. Come on!Copy !req
244. I hope that isn't the sort of humor
Andy McMahon will be doing.Copy !req
245. Lobster, Mom?Copy !req
246. - And Michael went to confront Donnie.
- Hey!Copy !req
247. Nice haircut and thanks
for turning my son against me.Copy !req
248. Oh, oh. No, no. I-I'm Andy.Copy !req
249. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
250. Oh, hey. How would you feel about
coming to a fund-raiser at our house?Copy !req
251. - How much does it pay?
- It's just a free dinner, but...Copy !req
252. - I'll be there.
- Great.Copy !req
253. - I'll be in the cafeteria.
- Oh, he's such a pig.Copy !req
254. You should know about
bad-mouthing family members.Copy !req
255. I heard what you had
my son say out there.Copy !req
256. He chose what to say.Copy !req
257. - Maybe we should include him in this.
- No need.Copy !req
258. You're the one that poisoned him against me.
How would you like that done to you?Copy !req
259. Are you threatening to poison me?Copy !req
260. I'm just expressing myself, man.Copy !req
261. - What did I tell you?
- How dare that Donnie Richter.Copy !req
262. Yeah, you gotta take care
of that guy, or I will.Copy !req
263. - Yeah, yeah. Let me.
- This is not your business. No.Copy !req
264. I'm just gonna pull him
out of that school.Copy !req
265. You're damn right, you are.
We can't have this happen. Not now.Copy !req
266. This family has got to stick together.Copy !req
267. I don't want Gob coming to this dinner.Copy !req
268. - Good idea.
- Guess where he's been getting his money.Copy !req
269. Is he following people
to their cars again?Copy !req
270. He's a waiter!Copy !req
271. - He is? Well, that's great.
- No, it's not great.Copy !req
272. Am I the only one that
thinks this family...Copy !req
273. is finally starting to become
sympathetic and relatable?Copy !req
274. That's what people wanna see, you know.
Lindsay's taking care of the house.Copy !req
275. Oh, I forgot about that.Copy !req
276. Tell the "housewife"
she's not coming either.Copy !req
277. If you don't want her, you don't want me either.
She's taking care of me.Copy !req
278. She glued my thumb back on.Copy !req
279. Sister's my new mother, Mother.
And is it just me, or is she looking hotter too?Copy !req
280. - Why don't you marry her?
- Maybe I will!Copy !req
281. We're veering away
from relatability again.Copy !req
282. Meanwhile, Maeby was
getting tired of being with her father.Copy !req
283. Now what we do is we paint our lips
Joan Crawford red...Copy !req
284. pop on a little blue eyeliner and then
plant a lipstick kiss on every one of 'em.Copy !req
285. - Why the blue eyeliner? - Well, she felt
that her eyes were too close together.Copy !req
286. Hello? Uh, yeah, uh...Copy !req
287. It's a casting director.
Yes, he is available.Copy !req
288. Uh, let me put my, uh...
our, uh, assistant on the phone with you.Copy !req
289. Thank you, yes. I better get changed.Copy !req
290. Thanks, Deb. Yeah.Copy !req
291. So, he's Torture Victim
Number Four, right?Copy !req
292. No, that's great.
Yeah, he's really into discipline.Copy !req
293. And George Michael
was about to get some discipline too.Copy !req
294. You are no longer
going to that school.Copy !req
295. I don't wanna get into a big discussion about it.
It's just not right for you.Copy !req
296. Is this because I cheated off Maeby?
I've never done that before. I swear.Copy !req
297. I couldn't think of anything about you,
so I asked her to write it about her dad.Copy !req
298. - You cheated?
- Yeah, it was stupid of me.Copy !req
299. Now Donnie's met you. He's never gonna
believe you were up for a part in Wicked.Copy !req
300. You do what you have to. You think I want to give
that speech about Dad at the fund-raiser?Copy !req
301. Sometimes you say you hate your dad to get
a good grade or you like him to make some money.Copy !req
302. Sounds like you're doing a great job there.
We're keeping you in.Copy !req
303. - No...
- I don't wanna have a whole discussion about it.Copy !req
304. Donnie. Well, I guess
I owe you an apology.Copy !req
305. No.Copy !req
306. - It's Andy again, isn't it?
- Rocky. Andy's the pig.Copy !req
307. - Well, you're not exactly...
- I'm his stunt double.Copy !req
308. You think I like this?
I disgust myself.Copy !req
309. Let go of my dad.
You're gonna hurt him.Copy !req
310. Oh, no. I'm only making it look like that.
He's totally in charge of the situation.Copy !req
311. So what is the problem?Copy !req
312. Somebody sent my brother Donnie
a basket of poison muffins.Copy !req
313. It could've been the Muffin Man.
They never caught him.Copy !req
314. - How do you know about that?
- I saw it on Why We Were Scared of the '70s.Copy !req
315. And what ever happened to the Muffin Man?
Remember him?Copy !req
316. I always pictured a giant six-foot muffin...Copy !req
317. trying to eat me while I was eatin' him.Copy !req
318. It's kind of a fantasy
I go to a lot now.Copy !req
319. And he says you threatened to poison him.Copy !req
320. I was upset.Copy !req
321. I'd just heard that my son thought I was
a horrible father. But, no, I didn't poison him.Copy !req
322. Well, if I find out you did...Copy !req
323. Oh, uh, Andy wants to know,
at this dinner...Copy !req
324. - you want him to sing or anything?
- A song would be fantastic.Copy !req
325. You saw? I thought you didn't know
what I said about you.Copy !req
326. Well, that wasn't exactly the truth.Copy !req
327. But don't worry. I know you don't
have anything bad to say about me.Copy !req
328. No. You know what? I think Donnie was right.
I just wasn't digging deep enough.Copy !req
329. I think I might've meant what I said.
You never listen to me.Copy !req
330. You didn't ask me if I wanted to go to this school.
You didn't ask about what I said.Copy !req
331. You threatened my teacher.
You don't respect me.Copy !req
332. How can I respect you, man?Copy !req
333. It was a complex situation...Copy !req
334. without an easy solution.Copy !req
335. - Hello?
- The caterers didn't show up. I used the club.Copy !req
336. They said we owe them too much money.
I guess all those lunches.Copy !req
337. I've got 50 people coming in three hours
and nothing to feed them, no one to serve it.Copy !req
338. We have to make a good impression,
or we're finished.Copy !req
339. Now that's a clear-cut situation
with the promise of comedy.Copy !req
340. Tell your friends.Copy !req
341. The Save Our Bluths party
was starting to heat up.Copy !req
342. But the same could not be said
for Lindsay's chicken.Copy !req
343. What is going on?
They're getting restless.Copy !req
344. I can't offer to!@%$ them
in front of their husbands.Copy !req
345. This is what you're making?
Poached salmonella?Copy !req
346. It'll be fine.
I'll just put the sauce on them.Copy !req
347. What kind of sauce is that?Copy !req
348. Wait. This is the water
I thawed the chicken in.Copy !req
349. Oh. Well, that should go with chicken.Copy !req
350. - Yeah.
- Fantastic.Copy !req
351. And some powerful players showed up.Copy !req
352. George, Bill Kincade
from Fostco Industries.Copy !req
353. - Sort of. - Hope you don't mind.
I sent one of those stupid surrogates.Copy !req
354. - You got busted too?
- No, I had a prior engagement.Copy !req
355. - I'm at the Fire and Ice Ball.
- Coming through. Chicken in chicken sauce.Copy !req
356. Thank you very much for showing up.Copy !req
357. Maybe you could sing while
they're bringing out dinners.Copy !req
358. Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmett.Copy !req
359. Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmett.Copy !req
360. Andy sent me over to let you know
he's not gonna make it tonight.Copy !req
361. Michael was suspicious.
I mean, think about it.Copy !req
362. We can't show Emmett
without blurring him.Copy !req
363. Yeah, he's singing at
the Fire and Ice Ball tonight.Copy !req
364. Andy Richter is singing
at the Fire and Ice Ball?Copy !req
365. You know, I should send Andy
a little basket of poison muffins too.Copy !req
366. Muffins?Copy !req
367. Oh, my God. Dad?
You're the Muffin Man?Copy !req
368. You poisoned 25 teachers
during the '70s?Copy !req
369. Just the first two.
The others were copycats.Copy !req
370. - You poisoned Donnie, didn't you?
- We're losing them. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
371. Can I have your attention?
My son would like to say...Copy !req
372. just a couple of words about me.Copy !req
373. And that's when Michael
noticed his own son.Copy !req
374. - You came, huh?
- Yeah, well, it was wrong of me...Copy !req
375. to say what I did
about how I felt.Copy !req
376. No, you said what you felt, and maybe
it's about time I did the same thing.Copy !req
377. So why don't we just let him express himself?
Go ahead, Son.Copy !req
378. Um, I was going to say that you don't know
who my father really is.Copy !req
379. And-And-And that what has happened to us
is a great injustice...Copy !req
380. that we were never really
given a fair chance.Copy !req
381. But that's not the truth.Copy !req
382. We've been given
plenty of chances.Copy !req
383. And maybe, the Bluths
just aren't worth saving.Copy !req
384. Maybe we're not that likable. You know?
We're very self-centered.Copy !req
385. And my father may be the worst of us.Copy !req
386. Me too. You know, I-I seem to...Copy !req
387. I threaten people who I don't feel support me.Copy !req
388. He poisons them.
Anyway, here's my advice to you.Copy !req
389. Go and take a goody bag
and get out while you can.Copy !req
390. The speech was disturbing, the food inedible...Copy !req
391. and the gift bags pretty frightening.Copy !req
392. And when Gob realized
he wouldn't get tipped...Copy !req
393. Wait. No. No.
Where's everyone going?Copy !req
394. The service got a little worse.Copy !req
395. No one's leaving until I get my money!
I'll follow you to your cars!Copy !req
396. Oh, and then that
old racist woman choked on Buster's thumb.Copy !req
397. - My thumb! My thumb!
- This lady can't breathe.Copy !req
398. All in all, it was one
of the Bluths' better dinner parties.Copy !req
399. - Hey, what'd you think of the speech?
- You'd do great at Openings.Copy !req
400. You know, pal,
you do not have to go there.Copy !req
401. I've been very worried about your behavior.
You're always turning off burners and irons...Copy !req
402. and it may be OCD.Copy !req
403. OCD? No. I'm just cleaning up after Aunt Lindsay.
She never turns things off.Copy !req
404. Wow. Hmm.Copy !req
405. Explains why I saw hedge trimmers
zippin' around the driveway.Copy !req
406. I did it again, didn't I?
I'm so self-centered.Copy !req
407. From now on, I want you to just tell me
what's on your mind, okay?Copy !req
408. And I promise, you know,
I won't just hear what I wanna hear, okay?Copy !req
409. - I love my cousin.
- I love you, too, pal.Copy !req
410. On the next Arrested Development.Copy !req
411. The Bluth family gets some good news.Copy !req
412. They're all sending in donations.
And you know what the key was?Copy !req
413. - What?
- Your speech. It didn't sound desperate.Copy !req
414. Well, I-I guess it really doesn't pay
to be desperate.Copy !req
415. It sure doesn't.Copy !req
416. And cut.Copy !req
417. Good job, man.Copy !req
418. Let's not celebrate yet.
We've still got the West Coast feed, guys.Copy !req