1. Now the story of a wealthy
family who lost everything
Copy !req
2. and the one son who had no choice
but to keep them all together.
Copy !req
3. It's Arrested Development...
Copy !req
4. Michael Bluth paid an
unexpected visit to his mother.
Copy !req
5. You look pretty, Mom.
Copy !req
6. What do you need?
Copy !req
7. Need? Why do you think I need something?
Copy !req
8. Well, you're too busy
for us. No one's seen you.
Copy !req
9. Going on all those dates with Rita.
Copy !req
10. Or should I say... "play dates."
Copy !req
11. Michael had recently dated a woman he
later found out was mentally challenged.
Copy !req
12. We're not seeing each other
any more, but it's for the best.
Copy !req
13. I'm actually kind of relieved it's over.
Copy !req
14. Actually, Michael had been
so devastated by their breakup
Copy !req
15. that he'd even broken
out the old guitar.
Copy !req
16. Maybe you should talk to someone.
Copy !req
17. Like my mom?
Copy !req
18. I don't know, does she play guitar?
Copy !req
19. So, can't a guy call his mom
pretty without it seeming strange?
Copy !req
20. Amen!
Copy !req
21. And how about that little
piece of tail on her?
Copy !req
22. Cute!
Copy !req
23. I've opened a door here that I regret.
Copy !req
24. Oh, he's just talking
about his stupid turtle.
Copy !req
25. She has a name, Mother.
Copy !req
26. And it's "Mother."
Copy !req
27. Buster had recently
brought home a turtle
Copy !req
28. in an incredibly misguided
attempt to make his mother jealous.
Copy !req
29. Stay in this box that
Uncle/Father Oscar left behind.
Copy !req
30. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's
legally obtained medical marijuana.
Copy !req
31. - Oh, good, you've already got grass.
- Primo bud. Real sticky weed.
Copy !req
32. Although I was getting a little worried
because she was moving really slowly last week.
Copy !req
33. And then she stopped.
Copy !req
34. Yeah, well, in any event, I'm
here, Mom, because you need me.
Copy !req
35. As you know, the Bluth
Foundation dinner is a week away.
Copy !req
36. I am your cochair, and we don't
want to relive the "TBA" debacle.
Copy !req
37. Years earlier, the Bluths had
a hard time agreeing on a cause
Copy !req
38. for their foundation's
first fund-raiser.
Copy !req
39. "Herpes."
Copy !req
40. "Shrinkage."
Copy !req
41. Somebody saw Seinfeld last night.
Copy !req
42. "Neck flap."
Copy !req
43. "Ovarian cancer." Gee,
I wonder who that was.
Copy !req
44. I'm more for neck flap.
Copy !req
45. Yes.
Copy !req
46. Well, I'll be honest, I haven't
heard anything that beats herpes.
Copy !req
47. So they sent out invitations with
the disease still to be announced.
Copy !req
48. And, much to their surprise,
Copy !req
49. the Bluths ended up raising
over $25,000 to fight "TBA."
Copy !req
50. And then— and here's
the really horrible part—
Copy !req
51. they did it again the following year.
Copy !req
52. Keep fighting, little guy. With
your support of the Bluth Foundation,
Copy !req
53. we'll live in a galaxy
where "TBA" does not exist.
Copy !req
54. When people at the last gala found
out, we almost had a riot on our hands.
Copy !req
55. Well, you don't have to worry
about anything like that this year,
Copy !req
56. because Warden Gentles
is the new cochair.
Copy !req
57. The guy who ran Dad's prison?
Copy !req
58. He's here now installing cameras because
of all your father's escape attempts.
Copy !req
59. Uh, yeah, looks like I won't be
going anywhere for a little while.
Copy !req
60. What do I care, huh? I have a beautiful
wife, I have a wonderful hobby.
Copy !req
61. Hah— look at me, I'm
having the time of my life!
Copy !req
62. His hobby was making papier-mâché
copies of his own head.
Copy !req
63. Oh, before I forget, do you
know if these cameras are hi-def?
Copy !req
64. I certainly hope so.
Copy !req
65. It'll help me better
understand George Bluth,
Copy !req
66. the main character of the latest and, I pray,
final draft of my screenplay, New Warden.
Copy !req
67. You wrote a screenplay, huh?
Copy !req
68. I promised myself I wasn't going
to become one of those people
Copy !req
69. who were always going on
about their screenplays.
Copy !req
70. So, I'll just say I put together a staged
reading with some fabulous young actors,
Copy !req
71. and it was very well received.
Copy !req
72. Warden Gentles had convinced his
granddaughters' teacher to mount New Warden
Copy !req
73. - as a school play.
- I understand I've been causing problems.
Copy !req
74. Nobody sells any coke in this
pen without daddy getting a taste.
Copy !req
75. Beat him with a pillow
case full of batteries.
Copy !req
76. Ward's letting us hold the event
in the new wing of the prison.
Copy !req
77. After lockdown, everyone's going
to spend the night in a cell!
Copy !req
78. Are they color or black and white?
Copy !req
79. So, Michael, I don't
need your help at all.
Copy !req
80. Unless you need something from me?
Copy !req
81. No, I'm fine. Just thought I could help.
Copy !req
82. Relieved I don't have to.
Copy !req
83. But he wasn't relieved.
Copy !req
84. So, he went home to complain
to his sister Lindsay.
Copy !req
85. Prison's the last thing we want
people associating with the Bluth name.
Copy !req
86. Plus, who's going to want to go?
Copy !req
87. Wait, this is going to be at the prison?
Copy !req
88. Oh, great. Probably going
to run into that warden.
Copy !req
89. How do you know the warden?
Copy !req
90. Oh, right. Uh, he spoke at my school
for a "Startled Straight" assembly.
Copy !req
91. Actually, she'd met with him in the hopes
of using his prison as a location for a film.
Copy !req
92. I think you will find the
dessert both engrossing
Copy !req
93. and high grossing.
Copy !req
94. So, we don't get dessert?
Copy !req
95. Guess I have some reading to do.
Copy !req
96. Besides, I doubt very much Mom's come up
with a real disease to have a fund-raiser for.
Copy !req
97. I forgot— we have a
real disease. I chose it.
Copy !req
98. G.V.H.: Graft Versus Host.
Copy !req
99. It's new, it's fatal,
and guess who's got it?
Copy !req
100. You've heard of bodies
rejecting transplants?
Copy !req
101. Well, in this case, your transplanted
hair is rejecting your body.
Copy !req
102. Either you remove your hair graft, or the
host— you— will get sicker and eventually die.
Copy !req
103. Can you think of any benefits?
Copy !req
104. Benefits? No. He'll die.
Copy !req
105. Oh, yeah, no, I get that. But have
there ever been any fund-raisers?
Copy !req
106. A husband with the headlining disease.
Copy !req
107. Everyone's going to want to talk to me.
Copy !req
108. You're making him keep the hair?
Copy !req
109. Did you see the attention
Superman's wife got?
Copy !req
110. Besides, Tobias wants it, too.
Copy !req
111. Oh, she's right. This is
going to be great for me,
Copy !req
112. because I'm going to star in the
video Gob's making for the gala.
Copy !req
113. Oh, yeah, it'll be very uplifting.
Copy !req
114. Oh, here, let me get that for you.
Copy !req
115. Thank you.
Copy !req
116. Oh! Oh! This is going hurt!
Copy !req
117. You know what? We're going to
need this from another angle.
Copy !req
118. And you sure you're okay?
Copy !req
119. Oh, probably. I can't feel anything.
Copy !req
120. How's my hair?
Copy !req
121. It's fine. It's sucking
the life out of you, Tobias.
Copy !req
122. I mean, everything has gone crazy,
the gala, Mom and Warden Gentles.
Copy !req
123. I mean, what is in it for him? I
think he's taking advantage of Mom.
Copy !req
124. Did it ever occur to you that
maybe Warden Gentiles likes her?
Copy !req
125. Likes her what?
Copy !req
126. No, I mean, likes her.
Like, is attracted to her.
Copy !req
127. Who's the "her" in that sentence?
Copy !req
128. Mom. Warden Gentles likes Mom.
Copy !req
129. "Her?"
Copy !req
130. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this.
Copy !req
131. The guy runs a prison, he can
have any piece of ass he wants.
Copy !req
132. And if he likes her in that
sense, it makes it even worse.
Copy !req
133. I don't want Mom mixed up with the sort
of creep that would have her as a fetish.
Copy !req
134. Oh, Michael, you're just
feeling neglected by your mother.
Copy !req
135. You wanted to go to this
with her, didn't you?
Copy !req
136. Hey, I don't need to take
my mom to a gala, okay?
Copy !req
137. Only losers go to those things with
their parents, I'm going with my son.
Copy !req
138. Oh, I may skip that, I don't like galas.
Copy !req
139. Actually, he loved galas, all kids do.
Copy !req
140. Oh, come on, don't leave
your Uncle Teabag hanging.
Copy !req
141. Please don't call yourself that.
Copy !req
142. What he was having trouble with was
looking directly at his dying uncle.
Copy !req
143. I can't stand by and watch Mom
get hurt. I have to get down there.
Copy !req
144. This is heartbreaking.
Copy !req
145. Got to get this for the video.
Copy !req
146. Hey, George Michael, you want to put your
head down there by his drainage shunt.
Copy !req
147. Buster, meanwhile, was also
feeling abandoned by Mother.
Copy !req
148. Mother!
Copy !req
149. I have no one now.
Copy !req
150. But at that very moment,
his true father returned.
Copy !req
151. Uncle/Father Oscar?
What are you doing here?
Copy !req
152. Well, you know me.
Copy !req
153. I could never leave a little bud behind.
Copy !req
154. Oh, a hug. Nice.
Copy !req
155. You haven't seen a little box
with a turtle on it, have you?
Copy !req
156. Oh, yeah. My turtle was living in it
before he ate all the grass and died.
Copy !req
157. - He ate all the grass?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
158. - Well, it's been great catching up.
- Wait, wait, where are you going?
Copy !req
159. No, I can't stay, because if my
brother finds out that I'm here,
Copy !req
160. he can try switching places again,
and I can't go back to prison.
Copy !req
161. Wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
162. If my father comes in, you can
hide in one of Gob's tricks.
Copy !req
163. I can't.
Copy !req
164. At least you can stay and
help me bury my poor turtle.
Copy !req
165. Or we could cremate it.
Copy !req
166. And Maeby was having a harder time finishing
Warden Gentles' screenplay than he did.
Copy !req
167. You're a reader.
Copy !req
168. How'd you like to read something
fun that we could talk about
Copy !req
169. on the way to the prison gala?
Copy !req
170. Oh, I'm actually going to sit that out.
Copy !req
171. I'm just burnt out on prisons lately.
Copy !req
172. Well, this might change your mind.
Copy !req
173. Is that a screenplay?
Copy !req
174. Well, that's what
you're going to tell me.
Copy !req
175. And Michael raced to warn his
mother of the warden's intentions.
Copy !req
176. - You can't park there! No stair car parking!
- Sorry, I forgot.
Copy !req
177. Sorry.
Copy !req
178. Everything looks delicious.
Copy !req
179. Oh, One Eye's a wonderful chef.
Copy !req
180. I've had to go to his parole hearings twice,
and lie through my teeth to keep him here.
Copy !req
181. Hi, I just, uh... Wow.
Copy !req
182. What are you guys doing?
Copy !req
183. It's perfectly innocent.
Copy !req
184. But I can see how, if
our roles were reversed,
Copy !req
185. I might have you beaten with
a pillowcase full of batteries.
Copy !req
186. I'll give you two a moment.
Copy !req
187. Thank you.
Copy !req
188. I don't know why I always assume
everyone's read my screenplay.
Copy !req
189. What is wrong with you?
Copy !req
190. That man is being wonderful to us.
Copy !req
191. And that doesn't concern you, Mother?
Copy !req
192. For all you know, he could
be trying to seduce you.
Copy !req
193. Oh, Michael, you're crazy.
Copy !req
194. I certainly hope so.
Copy !req
195. I'm trying to seduce him.
Copy !req
196. Who's the "I" in that sentence?
Copy !req
197. Me.
Copy !req
198. You?
Copy !req
199. Her.
Copy !req
200. Michael had just discovered that his
mother was interested in another man.
Copy !req
201. Mom wants to sleep with the warden.
Copy !req
202. What? Oh, God!
Copy !req
203. - Great.
- Great?
Copy !req
204. The man is old enough to be
her contemporary, Lindsay.
Copy !req
205. Plus, she's married, okay? She can't
be writhing around underneath...
Copy !req
206. What is wrong with you?
Copy !req
207. It's disgusting! God!
Copy !req
208. Take it easy.
Copy !req
209. No, it's just I've always had a thing
about Mom and Dad being together.
Copy !req
210. - I know that.
- I have a sense of propriety, my God.
Copy !req
211. Gob, we've had this conversation.
Copy !req
212. When?
Copy !req
213. The last time you ended up
seeing Mom and Dad go at it.
Copy !req
214. What? No, God, Michael...
I did no such thing.
Copy !req
215. He did very much that thing
Copy !req
216. when his parents got intimate in
the conjugal trailer two years ago.
Copy !req
217. But, thankfully, he'd
found a way to forget that.
Copy !req
218. I've got a thing of pills in my pocket.
Copy !req
219. I don't suppose I could
convince you to grab me one?
Copy !req
220. Luckily, that worked, too.
Copy !req
221. I can't even hear this.
Copy !req
222. You may not like it that Mom has needs,
Copy !req
223. but it never bothered you
when Dad was running around.
Copy !req
224. Well, that was different.
Copy !req
225. Well, how about when she was
sleeping with Uncle Oscar?
Copy !req
226. The guy looks just like Dad.
I don't know, he's family.
Copy !req
227. It seemed very natural
they'd be together.
Copy !req
228. Ooh, what-what... what is natural?
Copy !req
229. Is there new legislation on this now?
Copy !req
230. George Michael was concerned about
family love after reading Maeby's script,
Copy !req
231. which he took as a subtle
message to him from his cousin.
Copy !req
232. Listen, new fish, that bunk was open
Copy !req
233. because the last guy wouldn't do
the things that you're going to do.
Copy !req
234. We're going to do things?
Copy !req
235. Anything can happen when
two people share a cell, cuz.
Copy !req
236. Um, I'll... I'll go
with you to the prison.
Copy !req
237. George Michael, what I want
you to do is run upstairs
Copy !req
238. and run a nice bath for Uncle Tobias,
Copy !req
239. and I want you to help him get in
the tub. Can you do that for me?
Copy !req
240. Thanks.
Copy !req
241. And don't make the water too
hot— the scabs come right off.
Copy !req
242. So come on, Lindsay, what are
we going to do about mother?
Copy !req
243. Honestly, Michael,
all this mother talk...
Copy !req
244. you're starting to
sound a lot like Buster.
Copy !req
245. And Michael realized there was somebody else
in the family that would care about this.
Copy !req
246. Buster's going to take this so hard.
Copy !req
247. I cannot let my brotherget hurt.
Copy !req
248. Oh, it's on "standby"!
Copy !req
249. Got another one in you?
Copy !req
250. Buster, meanwhile, was
enjoying being with Oscar,
Copy !req
251. but Oscar was longing
for his sweet freedom.
Copy !req
252. Say, you don't have any Sweet
Freedom or Tropical Leaves,
Copy !req
253. or any of the Hawaiian blends, do you?
Copy !req
254. Someone's coming!
Copy !req
255. Oh, get in the cage and hide
behind the mirror, it'll look empty.
Copy !req
256. Oscar never got a chance
to hide behind the mirror.
Copy !req
257. Although, it wasn't the first time
he'd been knocked out by a powerful lid.
Copy !req
258. Hey, Buster, listen.
Copy !req
259. I got some bad news about Mom.
Copy !req
260. She's planning on spending
the night with another man.
Copy !req
261. Gob?
Copy !req
262. No, not another brother.
Copy !req
263. Oh, then why do we care?
Copy !req
264. What is wrong with everyone? Buster.
Copy !req
265. You've got to talk to Mom about
this. She can't possibly do it.
Copy !req
266. If Dad finds out, he'll go berserk.
Copy !req
267. Dad finds out about what?
Copy !req
268. Well, I guess I've got no choice now.
Copy !req
269. Dad, I've got some bad news about
Mom and Warden Gentles... dating.
Copy !req
270. Better sit down.
Copy !req
271. Okay, what's the news?
Copy !req
272. They're dating.
Copy !req
273. Oh, yeah, because she's
my wife. Oh, yeah, damn it.
Copy !req
274. Surprised you're not
more upset about this.
Copy !req
275. When you first told me.
But you see, time passes.
Copy !req
276. Besides, it's only dinner in
the office. It's not Le Cirque.
Copy !req
277. How'd you know it was in his office?
Copy !req
278. Well... where the hell else are they
gonna go at 4:00 in the afternoon?
Copy !req
279. It was around 4:00. You
already know about this.
Copy !req
280. - Come on.
- You're up to something, right?
Copy !req
281. You both are.
Copy !req
282. She's working the warden.
You're making fake heads.
Copy !req
283. You're planning an escape.
Copy !req
284. How dare you. I ought to shave your head
Copy !req
285. and make you sit under that
camera all night, mister.
Copy !req
286. Unbelievable. I was worried that this
guy was gonna take advantage of Mom.
Copy !req
287. You both were taking advantage of him.
Copy !req
288. I don't know why I work so damn
hard to keep this family together.
Copy !req
289. Michael, can I talk to you for one sec?
Copy !req
290. And that's when George Sr.
got a call from Lucille.
Copy !req
291. Now you get back here so you can
smuggle me out past the guards
Copy !req
292. before Michael starts blabbing.
Copy !req
293. You know what? You can
smuggle yourself out.
Copy !req
294. You want to get away from
me so bad, you're free.
Copy !req
295. But I'm free, too, baby.
Copy !req
296. I'm staying in the conjugal
trailer with the warden tonight.
Copy !req
297. Him?
Copy !req
298. Hey. Why is there an
ambulance out front?
Copy !req
299. Honey, the car is here.
Copy !req
300. Hey. Do you need a ride?
You'll have to lie down.
Copy !req
301. I'm not going. The
whole thing is a scam.
Copy !req
302. Mom was just using that warden to try to get
Dad out. She's not trying to seduce him at all.
Copy !req
303. Oh, no, she is. She's
spending the night with him.
Copy !req
304. She just called to ask me
to bring her a tube of vag...
Copy !req
305. table paste. Hi, George Michael.
Copy !req
306. You're going, too, huh?
Copy !req
307. Yeah, I thought I would,
um, just go with Maeby
Copy !req
308. and support her through this
whole Graft versus Host thing.
Copy !req
309. And Michael himself was
feeling a little like the host
Copy !req
310. that the grafting family was rejecting.
Copy !req
311. Great. Go.
Copy !req
312. It's a very important cause.
Copy !req
313. I'll just stay here and read.
Copy !req
314. But this, too, would prove
challenging, as the family had no books.
Copy !req
315. Other than those.
Copy !req
316. And that's when Michael got a glimpse into
the warden's true intentions with his mother.
Copy !req
317. You were just using me to get even with
the man who broke out of your prison?
Copy !req
318. That escape cost me my promotion.
Copy !req
319. And you'll pay for the
loss of $2,300 a year.
Copy !req
320. But you gave me presents.
Copy !req
321. We made love.
Copy !req
322. I've given you one last present.
Copy !req
323. Enjoy the chlamydia, Lucille.
Copy !req
324. Take this newly-diseased
woman to the hole.
Copy !req
325. I wish I'd read The Man Inside Me.
Copy !req
326. George Sr. needed to escape.
Copy !req
327. But his handmade replica
would never fool the cameras.
Copy !req
328. So he searched through Gob's magic
stuff to find something that might.
Copy !req
329. Well, that was a freebie.
Copy !req
330. Hey, Gob, glad you're here. I
thought you'd be at the gala.
Copy !req
331. Yeah, Dad made me move my
stuff out of Buster's room.
Copy !req
332. But only after hiding himself in the
cage to get past the cops at the door.
Copy !req
333. Go.
Copy !req
334. Mom's being set up. We have
to get into that prison.
Copy !req
335. It's after lockdown.
Copy !req
336. Come on, Gob, you were gonna
break out of this place once,
Copy !req
337. I know you can help me break in.
Copy !req
338. It's not a Jamba Juice, Michael.
Copy !req
339. Shouldn't be that hard to break into.
Copy !req
340. And Buster returned, only to find
no evidence of his Uncle/Father.
Copy !req
341. Hey, Father/Uncle Dad.
Copy !req
342. I was just bringing
some juice for my pet.
Copy !req
343. Wait a minute. You're
not really smiling.
Copy !req
344. I'm Oscar.
Copy !req
345. He did it again. I told you he would.
Copy !req
346. I can't go through this
again. I can't be caged.
Copy !req
347. And Buster realized he needed to
give his true father his freedom.
Copy !req
348. But it was a freedom
that didn't last long.
Copy !req
349. And as the prison gala was underway,
Copy !req
350. the guys arrived for their break in
Copy !req
351. with the help of one of George
Sr.'s instruments of escape.
Copy !req
352. You think this is gonna work?
Copy !req
353. It's a jetpack, Michael.
What could possibly go wrong?
Copy !req
354. Now just make sure you tell
me before you hit any buttons.
Copy !req
355. Good. Now we know
what the strap was for.
Copy !req
356. - Okay. Under the crotch.
- Need a new plan. Yeah.
Copy !req
357. Wish I knew the layout of this place.
Copy !req
358. Way ahead of you, Michael.
Copy !req
359. Drew a map of it on my stomach. It's upside
down, so it might be a little awkward.
Copy !req
360. It was awkward.
Copy !req
361. I drew us. I think
we're, like, right there.
Copy !req
362. Hey, guys.
Copy !req
363. If you're gonna party, you
want to bring it inside?
Copy !req
364. That was a freebie.
Copy !req
365. Well, the new facility
isn't so bad, huh?
Copy !req
366. It's a lot like school,
only it's air-conditioned.
Copy !req
367. So I guess we can just, uh, just
choose a cell to stay overnight in...
Copy !req
368. Oh, great. You could take me through your
thoughts about the screenplay, beat by beat.
Copy !req
369. Sure, yeah.
Copy !req
370. "Because anything can happen when
two people share a cell, cuz."
Copy !req
371. It's a line from New Warden.
Copy !req
372. Oh. Oh! Okay, yeah.
Copy !req
373. I don't know what I was worried about.
Copy !req
374. That would be the happiest moment George
Michael would ever experience in his life.
Copy !req
375. And the warden was happy, too.
Copy !req
376. What a treat.
Copy !req
377. The man who cost me my promotion
ends up back in my care.
Copy !req
378. And I don't think there's going to
be an "I'm Oscar" website this time.
Copy !req
379. I think this time I'll do a podcast.
Copy !req
380. Graft versus Host.
Copy !req
381. Sounds like a tennis match between Steffi
Graf and Happy Days star Donny Host.
Copy !req
382. It's Most.
Copy !req
383. But it's far deadlier.
Copy !req
384. Hello, I'm Gob Bluth.
Copy !req
385. As a magician, I can make
a lot of things disappear.
Copy !req
386. There are some things
I can't make disappear.
Copy !req
387. No, not that candy ball machine.
Copy !req
388. The disease G.V.H., without your help.
Copy !req
389. This is Tobias.
Copy !req
390. When Toby first came into the family,
none of us much wanted him around.
Copy !req
391. But that's because we couldn't
see what was on the inside.
Copy !req
392. But lately, that's all
we've been able to see.
Copy !req
393. But what was Tobias to do?
Copy !req
394. Have his hair plugs removed?
Copy !req
395. The doctor says I'd be completely
healed if I were to do that.
Copy !req
396. He just needs his hair plugs out?
Copy !req
397. Doctor says that's the cure.
Copy !req
398. There's a cure?
Copy !req
399. No way. That horse hair is
my ticket back into society.
Copy !req
400. You'll cut it after those idiots at
the gala accept me as one of their own.
Copy !req
401. We're giving money for this guy
to keep his hair transplants?
Copy !req
402. I'd rather give to T.B.A.!
This is bull!
Copy !req
403. The crowd began to grow unruly.
Copy !req
404. And just as the prisoners had proven they
could throw a gala as well as the rich,
Copy !req
405. so the rich proved they could throw
a riot just as well as the prisoners.
Copy !req
406. And Lucille was brought
to the conjugal trailer.
Copy !req
407. Mom.
Copy !req
408. Michael, what are you doing?
Copy !req
409. I cannot let you go through with
this. You can't sleep with him.
Copy !req
410. Oh, yes, I can.
Copy !req
411. I'm making up for the heartbreak
your father has caused me.
Copy !req
412. He doesn't need me. You don't need me.
Copy !req
413. Of course I need you, Mom.
Copy !req
414. My heart is kind of broken, too.
Copy !req
415. I've been kind of denying it lately,
but, you know, it's just, I can't deal
Copy !req
416. with the fact that my family's falling
apart now that I really need you.
Copy !req
417. Oh, Michael, honey.
Copy !req
418. I want to cry so bad.
Copy !req
419. But I don't think I
can spare the moisture.
Copy !req
420. Well, listen, here's...
Copy !req
421. The problem is that Gentles
doesn't really care for you.
Copy !req
422. He's just using you to get
back at Dad for escaping,
Copy !req
423. at least that's according
to his screenplay.
Copy !req
424. - You read it?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
425. Did you like the chlamydia
thing? I gave him that.
Copy !req
426. You gave him chlamydia?
Copy !req
427. He had crabs, and I said,
"You're gonna get laughs."
Copy !req
428. Then what am I doing?
Copy !req
429. If Dad doesn't care, there's no real threat.
And, I guess, just knock yourself out.
Copy !req
430. Where's Gentles? I'll kill him!
Copy !req
431. - George?
- Dad?
Copy !req
432. I can't let you do this!
Copy !req
433. I can't let what we have, as lousy
as it may be at times, be destroyed.
Copy !req
434. This is where you escaped
to? To prison? For me?
Copy !req
435. No one is breaking this
family apart, no one.
Copy !req
436. You know what? I think
I needed to hear that.
Copy !req
437. Sorry about the wait. George?
Copy !req
438. If you're here, who do we
have in the delousing tank?
Copy !req
439. I'm guessing Oscar.
Copy !req
440. No.
Copy !req
441. I cannot take another $2,300 hit.
Copy !req
442. I'll tell you what.
Copy !req
443. You let Oscar out, and you
give us an hour in here, and...
Copy !req
444. we'll call it even.
Copy !req
445. Please, Ward?
Copy !req
446. I can't say no to the
woman who gave me chlamydia.
Copy !req
447. One hour.
Copy !req
448. We ready to have some fun?
Copy !req
449. I'm so glad I didn't cry.
Copy !req
450. That I didn't need to hear.
Copy !req
451. On the next... Arrested Development...
Copy !req
452. George Michael gets
closer to his family.
Copy !req
453. That was close, huh, Maeby?
Copy !req
454. Oh, she's in the next cell.
Copy !req
455. Looks like we're gonna be
sharing a cell all night, cuz.
Copy !req
456. George Michael experiences
his unhappiest moment ever.
Copy !req
457. Buster tries to forget his recent losses
Copy !req
458. by breaking out the old guitar.
Copy !req
459. And Gob finally faces a
phobia he'd faced before.
Copy !req
460. No! Not here!
Copy !req
461. Wait. I've seen this before.
Copy !req
462. Oh, God, I've seen this before!
Copy !req