1. Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...Copy !req
2. and the one son
who had no choice...Copy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. Michael Bluth began his day
with something he'd never seen before.Copy !req
6. I'm hearing good things
about the Bluth Company.Copy !req
7. Good news about
his family's housing business.Copy !req
8. Old man Bluth's in jail.
I think his son is running the company.Copy !req
9. Doesn't seem like
a total moron to me.Copy !req
10. I've had this thing as a triple sell,
and I am upgrading it right here, right now.Copy !req
11. I think this thing could even
go as high as a "Don't Buy."Copy !req
12. Don't buy! Huh?
Mom, did you see that?Copy !req
13. - Don't buy Bluth!
- You build a house that's good, people are gonna wanna come...Copy !req
14. This sinkhole spread
a little bit more last night?Copy !req
15. Anyway, I'm gonna go to the prison.
I'm gonna tell Dad about this news.Copy !req
16. - I thought you said we shouldn't visit him.
- Visit, no. Gloat, yes.Copy !req
17. I've worked very very hard for this.
I sold the cabin property to keep us afloat.Copy !req
18. I haven't had any time
to spend with my son.Copy !req
19. Now you can spend time with my son.
I want your brother Buster to come live with you.Copy !req
20. And it's not because he has
that horrible hook for a hand now.Copy !req
21. It's the snoring.
Listen to this.Copy !req
22. Buster's snoring. Wednesday night.Copy !req
23. It's driving me cra...Copy !req
24. You won't even know he's here.Copy !req
25. You seem more villainous than usual, Mom.
Are you sober?Copy !req
26. - Michael, it's 8:00 a.m.
- So, it's not that.Copy !req
27. I don't know.Copy !req
28. Maybe it's because I went off
my postpartum medication.Copy !req
29. You were still taking that?
You had Buster 32 years ago.Copy !req
30. And that's how long
I've been depressed about him.Copy !req
31. Actually, I did go off it in the early '90s,
but I didn't like what happened to me.Copy !req
32. Claiming she could take it no more,
the young mother released the emergency brake...Copy !req
33. allowing her car to roll backwards
into the nearby lake.Copy !req
34. Good for her.Copy !req
35. I must have gained three pounds.Copy !req
36. Why did you go off them
this time?Copy !req
37. Well, apparently, mood-altering medication
leads to street drugs.Copy !req
38. That's what this very handsome
young doctor said on the Today Show.Copy !req
39. That was Tom Cruise,
the actor.Copy !req
40. They said he was
some kind of scientist.Copy !req
41. Maybe you should get away
from Buster.Copy !req
42. - Why don't you go up to the cabin in the woods.
- I thought you said we sold it.Copy !req
43. We sold the property. I worked it out
so we could relocate the cabin...Copy !req
44. but it is gonna be up in Tahoe
for another couple of days.Copy !req
45. Maybe you can
take a date up there.Copy !req
46. How am I supposed to find someone
willing to go into that musty old claptrap?Copy !req
47. The cabin. Yes.
That would be difficult too.Copy !req
48. Please get back on the meds, Mom.
We miss the old old you.Copy !req
49. I didn't even know
that we had a cabin.Copy !req
50. Ah!@%$. Well, for what it's worth,
I've never actually been there.Copy !req
51. Although he'd often been promised.Copy !req
52. Hey, pal. Something's come up.Copy !req
53. This nice young lady has lost her puppy
and your dad's got to help her find him.Copy !req
54. Oh, bad news, buddy.
This young lady's dad is sick...Copy !req
55. and I'm taking her
to the hospital.Copy !req
56. Come on. You're old enough
to figure this out. I'm nailing this broad.Copy !req
57. Pardon me if I don't
burst into tears, Michael...Copy !req
58. but at least
he promised to take you.Copy !req
59. He just let me blindly
enjoy my childhood.Copy !req
60. I didn't even know there was a cabin
he wasn't taking me to.Copy !req
61. Mmm. Mine's sadder.Copy !req
62. I don't see you crying, robot!Copy !req
63. You taste these tears.
Taste my sad.Copy !req
64. No. Not gonna
lick your eye, okay.Copy !req
65. Well, I will tell you this, Michael.
I don't have a son.Copy !req
66. - He does.
- But if I ever do...Copy !req
67. I'm either gonna take him
to the cabin in the woods...Copy !req
68. or I'm gonna promise to take him
and then not take him.Copy !req
69. But the one thing
that I will never do...Copy !req
70. is not tell him that I'm taking him to
a cabin in the woods, and then not take him.Copy !req
71. Gob was growing up.Copy !req
72. Well, the cabin in the woods is gonna
be stacked up next to our carport.Copy !req
73. But maybe we should head up
there tonight, huh?Copy !req
74. One... first time.Copy !req
75. - Taste the happy, Michael.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
76. - Taste it.
- Tastes kind of like sad.Copy !req
77. Michael set off to prison to tell off
his father when he discovered his son.Copy !req
78. - George Michael?
- Dad, hey.Copy !req
79. - What are you doing?
- I didn't wanna miss you because
you've been leaving so early lately.Copy !req
80. You slept out here
to see me?Copy !req
81. Michael had never been
so touched by something his son had said.Copy !req
82. But it wasn't true. He was hiding
from his cousin after an awkward incident.Copy !req
83. They'd since been trying
to avoid each other...Copy !req
84. which was difficult,
considering they shared a bunk bed.Copy !req
85. - Oh, hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
86. - I'm off to the car.
- I'll be in the crawl space.Copy !req
87. - How would you like to head up to the cabin?
- Can you afford to skip work?Copy !req
88. I think the president of a "Don't Buy" company
can afford to take a day off.Copy !req
89. We're up from "Sell"?Copy !req
90. - It's happening, isn't it?
- It's really happening.Copy !req
91. It's time for us to start
creating some memories.Copy !req
92. There's been enough disappointment
in this family.Copy !req
93. There's only one sleeping bag, so we're gonna
have to double up. Pigs in a blanket!Copy !req
94. Sorry, pal.
Something came up.Copy !req
95. It is worse to know.Copy !req
96. Gob was getting life lessons all over the place.Copy !req
97. And Michael broke a two-month silence
and went to visit his father.Copy !req
98. You came!
Someone came!Copy !req
99. Only to tell you that the company is back
on track and it's because you're behind bars.Copy !req
100. And now I get to do with my son what you
never did with me. I'm taking him to the cabin.Copy !req
101. ...scar!
And every night...Copy !req
102. I'm scarred too, but my son
is not going to be.Copy !req
103. And they cover it with soap,
and you're supposed to thank them.Copy !req
104. Like they're doing you a favor!Copy !req
105. - Anything you'd like for me to pass on to the family?
- I'm your uncle!Copy !req
106. I'm your dad's twin brother!Copy !req
107. I'm Oscar!
He switched on me.Copy !req
108. No one believes me.Copy !req
109. Unfortunately for Oscar, "you've
got the wrong twin" was a very popular alibi.Copy !req
110. You've simply got
the wrong twin.Copy !req
111. We're quadruplets.
You've got the wrong two.Copy !req
112. - We're Larry and Dave.
- You want Curtis and Jeff.Copy !req
113. I even started a Web site...
imoscar.com.Copy !req
114. I'm innocent, Michael.Copy !req
115. I'm Oscar!
Dot com!Copy !req
116. Don't buy it.
I'm taking my son to the cabin...Copy !req
117. and there's nothing you can say
to make me believe that you are not my father.Copy !req
118. I understand.Copy !req
119. Your child comes first.Copy !req
120. - Oh, my God. You're Oscar.
- Dot com.Copy !req
121. So Michael returned
to the office to try and free his uncle.Copy !req
122. Don't buy! Don't buy!
Don't buy!Copy !req
123. When he realized how much that freedom
would cost his employees.Copy !req
124. Don't buy! We did it, Mikey.
We're super rich again.Copy !req
125. And I'm gonna buy a car.
The Volvo.Copy !req
126. Lindsay, you're not gonna start spending money.
And this is not a Vol-vo.Copy !req
127. - That's from sitting on the copier.
- Lindsay...Copy !req
128. Michael, I've got nothing. My husband dumped me
and ran off to Vegas with Kitty.Copy !req
129. - That bleached blonde whore.
- He's definitely got a type.Copy !req
130. I can't believe he left me.Copy !req
131. I mean, this and these and this!Copy !req
132. - That's the car.
- Oh.Copy !req
133. - This.
- Glad I didn't spring for color.Copy !req
134. The only reason you want Tobias
is because you can't have him.Copy !req
135. And the second that you can have something,
all of a sudden you don't want it.Copy !req
136. - That's not who I am, Michael.
- No? All right, maybe you're right.Copy !req
137. - Maybe we should get you this car.
- I don't know. It's so boxy.Copy !req
138. - Gob.
- Oh, Michael.Copy !req
139. - How's Dad?
- Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
140. It's Oscar who's in prison.
If I let him out, people will know Dad is free...Copy !req
141. and those people out there
will end up paying for it.Copy !req
142. Dad hasn't, uh, tried
to contact you, has he?Copy !req
143. Like I'd ever hear from that son of a bitch.Copy !req
144. Earlier that day,
Gob received a letter from a group...Copy !req
145. that reunited abandoned sons
with their fathers, called SAD.Copy !req
146. Father-son reunion?
But Dad's still in prison.Copy !req
147. But now the letter made sense.Copy !req
148. - That son of a bitch.
- Law offices of Barry Zuckerkorn.Copy !req
149. - Hi, it's Michael Bluth for Barry.
- Barry went to Reno to see your father.Copy !req
150. - Reno? He said he's been visiting my father in prison.
- Yeah.Copy !req
151. Barry says a lot of things
he doesn't mean.Copy !req
152. Well, I guess I'm going
to Reno to look for Dad.Copy !req
153. Good luck, favorite son.Copy !req
154. So once again, Michael went after the father...Copy !req
155. who'd once again abandoned him,
only to find...Copy !req
156. he was about to do
the same thing to his own son.Copy !req
157. It's not happening, is it?Copy !req
158. Something came up.Copy !req
159. Michael had just told his son
they wouldn't be going to the cabin.Copy !req
160. But the cabin's in Lake Tahoe.
That's right near Reno, and we could...Copy !req
161. But this is gonna be like an adult trip.
Aunt Lindsay will be here.Copy !req
162. Hi. Hey, why don't you pop a tent
in front with your cousin Maeby?Copy !req
163. - What? No!
- I'm not really the outdoorsy type.Copy !req
164. Well, then this is a good chance
for you to rub off on her.Copy !req
165. As Michael set out to find his father...Copy !req
166. Gob thought he was doing
the same.Copy !req
167. There's my guy!Copy !req
168. Hey, buddy, come on.Copy !req
169. Gettin' 'em to track down
your dad too?Copy !req
170. - My dad actually had them track me down.
- Oh.Copy !req
171. But... it does look like
he's not gonna show.Copy !req
172. Kind of feel like that kid
who found the severed hand.Copy !req
173. Hey, Dad, look what I found.Copy !req
174. Anything for his father's approval.Copy !req
175. - Heartbreaking.
- You look familiar.Copy !req
176. I think that's because
we actually kind of look alike.Copy !req
177. Remember when I said Gob had a son?Copy !req
178. - I'm Gob.
- I wasn't just saying that.Copy !req
179. In high school, Gob became
intimate with these girls.Copy !req
180. These girls got pregnant.
This one had a baby.Copy !req
181. And that baby would grow up to be...Copy !req
182. Steve Holt.Copy !req
183. All I ever wanted was to spend
a little time with my dad.Copy !req
184. Maybe go camping.
But I guess that will never happen.Copy !req
185. I know this is gonna sound
kind of crazy...Copy !req
186. but my family has a cabin
in the woods for one more night.Copy !req
187. Maybe we could go up to Reno,
get the keys and go camping.Copy !req
188. You know, sort of...
a son-and-son thing.Copy !req
189. If Steve had had a father,
he would've warned him...Copy !req
190. not to go into the woods
with strange men, but he didn't.Copy !req
191. - Sure! Let's go!
- Okay. Great.Copy !req
192. - This is me right here.
- Okay.Copy !req
193. - Yeah, baby!
- Emo!Copy !req
194. Michael, meanwhile, arrived in Reno...Copy !req
195. a city competing
with Las Vegas's successful...Copy !req
196. "What Happens in Vegas
Stays in Vegas" campaign...Copy !req
197. and set about searching
for Barry Zuckerkorn.Copy !req
198. I'm looking for a man who's probably
in the seedy underbelly of Reno.Copy !req
199. Oh, the Christian League had the Seedy
Underbelly shut down. Now it's a Swallows.Copy !req
200. Swallows was a family-style restaurant by day...Copy !req
201. and an anything-goes,
pansexual bazaar by night.Copy !req
202. Can I interest you in
a smoothie or an amyl... Michael!Copy !req
203. Tobias, I thought that you were in Vegas
with Kitty and the Blue Man Group?Copy !req
204. No, as it turns out,
the part that I'd...Copy !req
205. destroyed my life to get
had already been cast.Copy !req
206. The role was filled by George Sr.,
who used it to hide in plain sight.Copy !req
207. That is until he choked
on a marshmallow...Copy !req
208. and almost died when
no one noticed he turned blue.Copy !req
209. So, Kitty suggested we come
up here to try out in Reno, and...Copy !req
210. Uh, I'll be honest, Michael...Copy !req
211. leaving Lindsay was the biggest
little mistake I've ever made.Copy !req
212. I can't seem to call her though.
Damn this pride of mine!Copy !req
213. Tuna melt's up, and you need
to flip the cushions in the grind room.Copy !req
214. Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Great. Now I'm gonna
be smelling to high heaven like a tuna melt.Copy !req
215. What would you say if I told you that Lindsay
might be willing to get back together with you?Copy !req
216. Oh, uh, I'll call her right now.Copy !req
217. Why don't you let me handle it? You know
Lindsay. She only wants what she can't have.Copy !req
218. - What would you do about Kitty?
- I can't lie to you, Michael.Copy !req
219. Kitty left me two days ago.Copy !req
220. There's a blue handprint on the back of your head,
Kitty. Are you seeing someone else?Copy !req
221. Face it, Tobias.
It's over!Copy !req
222. - Say good-bye to these!
- Those are blue too!Copy !req
223. There were blue handprints on them?Copy !req
224. Yes. And I swear to you,
they weren't...Copy !req
225. Yours. No, I know.
It all points to Dad.Copy !req
226. Dad's in Reno, Kitty's in Reno.
Dad's in Kitty, and he must be a Blue Man.Copy !req
227. - I'm gonna go check out the theater.
- Okay, I'll meet you there.Copy !req
228. I just have to break down the salad bar
and set up the leather pony.Copy !req
229. - What's a leather pony?
- I don't know. We don't have that at lunch.Copy !req
230. So Michael called Lindsay
to say he'd found her husband.Copy !req
231. - All right, I'm on my way.
- No, no. I'll just bring him back with me.Copy !req
232. - He wants to come home?
- I mean, against his will.Copy !req
233. Knock him out if you have to.
He's my husband!Copy !req
234. Just watch the kids
like you promised, okay?Copy !req
235. - I'm not...
- Neither am I!Copy !req
236. Hold it.Copy !req
237. And the kids found themselves
closer than ever on the bumpy road to Reno.Copy !req
238. Hello?Copy !req
239. Lindsay, hey, hi. Michael said not to call you,
but I missed you so much.Copy !req
240. You miss me?Copy !req
241. - What are you doing?
- Nothing. What are you doing?Copy !req
242. I was driving out there, but this is crazy.
We have to be realistic.Copy !req
243. But the thing is,
I can't leave Kitty.Copy !req
244. What, with all the sexual intercourse
and whatnot.Copy !req
245. - You bastard!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
246. - Nothing!
- I will be backstage...Copy !req
247. after the Blue Man show
whether Kitty likes it or not.Copy !req
248. Sounds good.
One quick question.Copy !req
249. What if Kitty's not there and I'm less
of a Blue Man and more of a cocktail waitress?Copy !req
250. - She's turning again.
- Hang up!Copy !req
251. I'll see you there. Thank you. Bye.Copy !req
252. Michael was already
at the theater looking for George Sr...Copy !req
253. when he ran into Barry
doing the same thing.Copy !req
254. - Hey! Barry.
- Hi, Mikey. So, how much do you know?Copy !req
255. I know that Oscar is in prison,
and that my father is a Blue Man...Copy !req
256. - and that you are clearly in cahoots with him.
- Ooh, a lot.Copy !req
257. - Where is he?
- I don't know.Copy !req
258. I was gonna meet him here,
but he must've seen you and run off.Copy !req
259. I was gonna give him this...
$250,000 and a passport.Copy !req
260. - Just a passport.
- Well, I was up for so long.Copy !req
261. - Barry, you're fired.
- What?Copy !req
262. - Yeah.
- Just like that?Copy !req
263. No warning?
You're my only client.Copy !req
264. What am I supposed to do now,
turn tricks on the street?Copy !req
265. How much do you think I can get
for that, by the way?Copy !req
266. - I've got to let Oscar out of prison.
- What about making out?Copy !req
267. Fifty dollars, or is that just LA?
Am I just...Copy !req
268. Soon, Lindsay arrived at the hotel...Copy !req
269. and the kids finally faced facts.Copy !req
270. Look, it was just a half kiss. Maybe that's
the reason why we're acting weird.Copy !req
271. It was because we didn't finish the kiss?
Is that what you w...Copy !req
272. Yeah. Do you think we should
just finish the kiss? Get it out of the way.Copy !req
273. Let's get it out of the way.Copy !req
274. Hey, kids, bring the bags.
We're sharing a room.Copy !req
275. - Let's meet back here tomorrow morning, okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
276. - Go.
- Are you... Yeah, I'm gonna...Copy !req
277. I'm gonna stay out here
and watch that famous Reno sunset.Copy !req
278. Isn't it behind you?Copy !req
279. There's... Yeah, but there's mirrors.
It'll actually look closer.Copy !req
280. While George Michael waited for the sunset...Copy !req
281. another set of sons arrived.Copy !req
282. Michael said he'd meet me here.
I'll get the keys to the cabin, son.Copy !req
283. I'll go buy some fishing stuff, son.Copy !req
284. - So, where did you get this kid?
- I guess I can tell you now.Copy !req
285. We were both waiting for our dads at that garden
where the little boy found the arm.Copy !req
286. Kid's amazing, though.
It's almost like... I wish he could be my dad.Copy !req
287. Okay, um, your dad's not trying
to find you, your son is.Copy !req
288. That kid's your son.
You're the dad, hmm?Copy !req
289. I've made a huge tiny mistake.Copy !req
290. Gob. You can't just leave your son
in the middle of a parking lot in Reno.Copy !req
291. And that's when Michael
saw his own son in a parking lot in Reno.Copy !req
292. He drove all the way up here
to be with me. Wow.Copy !req
293. Well, I guess I'm, uh...
I'm no better than...Copy !req
294. No, I'm better.Copy !req
295. They were an hour out of Reno
when George Michael woke up.Copy !req
296. You were out like a light, pal.
Our dreams are about to come true.Copy !req
297. - Maeby?
- Definitely!Copy !req
298. We are going camping.
It's finally happening.Copy !req
299. It's never happening.Copy !req
300. Michael had just surprised
his sleeping son by taking him camping.Copy !req
301. I put this off too long,
and it's too important.Copy !req
302. Your Uncle Oscar can stay
in prison one more day, right?Copy !req
303. Not according to that
day's blog on imoscar.com.Copy !req
304. This here is way more important
than me trying to find my father.Copy !req
305. Although, I was very close.
I almost had Pop-Pop in Reno.Copy !req
306. Me too.Copy !req
307. As Michael was forcibly taking
his son out to the cabin...Copy !req
308. Lucille was ready to forcibly throw hers out.Copy !req
309. Well, that was a freebie.Copy !req
310. Lucille didn't trust herself
to be in the house when Buster returned.Copy !req
311. So, she headed off to the cabin
Michael said would be unoccupied.Copy !req
312. Tobias, meanwhile, was looking
for a way to make his wife jealous...Copy !req
313. by convincing her that he was not only
a Blue Man, but still with Kitty...Copy !req
314. when he came across a makeup woman who,
coincidentally, looked a great deal like Kitty.Copy !req
315. If this tableau I re-create,
perhaps I can re-snare my mate.Copy !req
316. Gee, why wouldn't she want him back?Copy !req
317. And Michael and his son arrived
at the cabin in the woods.Copy !req
318. Looks like they have
trucked off the bedrooms.Copy !req
319. Maybe we'll just set up some sleeping bags
right here in the living room, huh?Copy !req
320. Lucille, meanwhile, heard a familiar sound.Copy !req
321. - Oh, come on!
- Mother?Copy !req
322. What the hell are
you doing back there?Copy !req
323. I decided to sleep in the car
so my snoring wouldn't bother you...Copy !req
324. and I left that recording of my snoring
so you wouldn't know I'm gone.Copy !req
325. We're halfway to the cabin.
I'm gonna drop you by this light.Copy !req
326. Or I could come with you. That might be
the exact shot in the arm our relationship needs.Copy !req
327. Well, at least I'll have someone
to talk to on the way up.Copy !req
328. This is fun, isn't it? This is just like
when we used to live up in the attic.Copy !req
329. Yeah.Copy !req
330. Or... Or we could
go back to Reno.Copy !req
331. Go back to Reno?
You don't wanna be here?Copy !req
332. You've been sleeping in the stair car
just so we can spend time together.Copy !req
333. That's not totally true though.Copy !req
334. - I'm just in the middle of a problem right now.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
335. - Well, let's talk about it.
- I can't talk about it with you.Copy !req
336. - Why not?
- It's about a girl, and you're not gonna like this.Copy !req
337. - Is it about Ann?
- No.Copy !req
338. Oh. Of course I don't like it.Copy !req
339. - I like Ann.
- No, it's just...Copy !req
340. It's a problem without an answer.Copy !req
341. Well, every problem has an answer.Copy !req
342. You're probably just confused because
you're going through all of this alone.Copy !req
343. And that's exactly why we need
to spend this time together.Copy !req
344. - Yeah, I guess so.
- I know so.Copy !req
345. So here's the plan. Tomorrow morning
we're gonna get up early.Copy !req
346. Before we tell the cops
that Pop-Pop escaped from prison...Copy !req
347. we're gonna go down to the lake,
discuss your girl problem, and it's gonna be fun.Copy !req
348. Especially the part about the cops.
All right?Copy !req
349. Whatever your problem is with the girl,
we're gonna figure it out.Copy !req
350. That's what this place is for.Copy !req
351. That, and cheating on Gangy.Copy !req
352. - I'm really glad you brought me here, Dad.
- Yeah, we needed this.Copy !req
353. And this time, I'm not gonna
let the family drag me away.Copy !req
354. The next morning, Michael rose
early to spend the day with his son...Copy !req
355. only to find himself, once again,
dragged away by his family.Copy !req
356. Dad! What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
357. Sorry. I can't let you let Oscar out
of prison or they'll come for me.Copy !req
358. Hey, how do you like the cabin?Copy !req
359. On the next Arrested Development.Copy !req
360. Lucille arrives at the cabin.Copy !req
361. !@%$ me, there's no cabin.Copy !req
362. - Mother?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
363. You still doing breakfast burritos?Copy !req
364. - Maeby finds someone to help her forget her cousin.
- Being stood up.Copy !req
365. - Yeah, me too.
- Her cousin.Copy !req
366. - Wanna make out?
- Yeah, sure. Why not?Copy !req
367. And Lindsay catches up
with Tobias.Copy !req
368. Get your hands off
my husband, Kitty.Copy !req
369. Did someone say "husband"?Copy !req
370. I want a divorce.Copy !req
371. And I would be thrilled to
represent either one of you.Copy !req
372. That'll be $50.Copy !req