1. Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...Copy !req
2. and the one son
who had no choice...Copy !req
3. but to keep them all together.Copy !req
4. It's Arrested Development.Copy !req
5. Michael was adjusting
to his new position as vice president...Copy !req
6. which meant doing the work of
the president, his brother Gob.Copy !req
7. - Michael.
- Hey.Copy !req
8. So, did you see the new Poof?Copy !req
9. His name's Gary,
and we don't need any more lawsuits.Copy !req
10. No, I was talking about the magazine-
Wait. Gary's gay?Copy !req
11. - Yeah.
- Uh-oh. He's gonna think I was coming on to him.Copy !req
12. You've got a nice mouth.Copy !req
13. I'd kill for that ass.Copy !req
14. Okay, the chair's
not doing it now...Copy !req
15. but lately it's been giving out
as soon as I lean back.Copy !req
16. Anyway, I was talking about Poof magazine,
the magazine for magicians.Copy !req
17. This guy Tony Wonder bakes himself into
a loaf of bread and pops out of a giant sandwich...Copy !req
18. to feed the troops.Copy !req
19. I had that idea 10 months ago.Copy !req
20. - You had that idea?
- Well, basically.Copy !req
21. I was gonna boil myself alive into a chowder
and then be ladled into a giant cauldron...Copy !req
22. - to entertain and feed the firemen.
- That's pretty close.Copy !req
23. I should be in this Poof!Copy !req
24. - Michael Bluth.
- He found him. Ice found your father.Copy !req
25. Michael recently
had hired a bounty hunter...Copy !req
26. to track down his fugitive father.Copy !req
27. - Wh-Where?
- He's coming over here at 5:00 to tell us.Copy !req
28. But he wants to get paid first.Copy !req
29. Dad goes back to jail,
I can be cleared, I can be president again.Copy !req
30. And I'm halfway to getting out of this office
and into a steaming bowl of soup.Copy !req
31. - Everybody wins.
- Yeah.Copy !req
32. Oscar, close it. You look like
the window of a butcher shop.Copy !req
33. - Thank God I can finally get rid of him.
- I'll see you at 5:00, Mom.Copy !req
34. Michael then headed down
to the frozen banana stand...Copy !req
35. where his son
was supposed to be working.Copy !req
36. It just seems like every time we wanna
be together, your father comes along-Copy !req
37. Hey, guys. What's going on?
Why's the banana stand closed?Copy !req
38. Oh, Ann came to see me,
so I thought I'd take a little break.Copy !req
39. - Can we talk about this later?
- Sure. No problem.Copy !req
40. Just, let's keep the phone on.
Okay, pal? Great.Copy !req
41. Hey, you.Copy !req
42. See? That's a perfect example of
how your father's always interrup-Copy !req
43. I'm sorry.Copy !req
44. - Hello.
- Hey, buddy. They found your grandfather.Copy !req
45. - That's what I wanted to tell you.
- That's great.Copy !req
46. - I didn't wanna say that
when you were talking to Egg.
- I'm still talking with Ann.Copy !req
47. Oh, she's still goin'? Listen,
I'll talk to you later. I'm very excited.Copy !req
48. That's good.Copy !req
49. I think we should break up.Copy !req
50. The bounty hunter, meanwhile...Copy !req
51. was eager to impress
the family attorney.Copy !req
52. I cannot believe
that you made these.Copy !req
53. Indeed, Ice had always bounty-hunted
to support his first love-Copy !req
54. party-planning.Copy !req
55. And Lindsay was still hoping
to score a date with him.Copy !req
56. I don't suppose you'd be interested in
catering an affair with me.Copy !req
57. Well, when you get a full guest list,
let me know.Copy !req
58. Why can't I do this anymore?Copy !req
59. That's got to bother you,
huh, Dad?Copy !req
60. - I mean, she's flirting right in front of you.
- Hmm? Oh! No.Copy !req
61. I am surprised, though, that she's going
after somebody so similar to my own type.Copy !req
62. But I suppose we all do expose
our inner desires, don't we?Copy !req
63. I think you just did.Copy !req
64. No, I didn't.Copy !req
65. Is there any way
I can divorce them?Copy !req
66. Oh, sure.
It's called emancipation.Copy !req
67. But you've got to prove that
you're living in an unstable environment.Copy !req
68. Both my parents are trying to have affairs.
Of course, they haven't succeeded yet.Copy !req
69. If they do, I could have you out of this house,
on the street, in a month.Copy !req
70. - Sweet!
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
71. Soon, Michael arrived,
and Ice began his presentation.Copy !req
72. When word got out that he was
building houses for Saddam Hussein...Copy !req
73. he escaped to Mexico where, as you know,
he was arrested and interred in a local prison.Copy !req
74. Until he was killed by this guard.Copy !req
75. Body was held for six days
within the prison walls when-Copy !req
76. - I'm sorry- he killed a guard?
- No, the guard killed him.Copy !req
77. He's dead.
Buried in Mexico.Copy !req
78. Uh, h-hold on. How do we know this is true?Copy !req
79. Because I have here his dental records,
his death certificate...Copy !req
80. and a political cartoon
from a leading Mexican publication.Copy !req
81. Okay, again, I'm a caterer...Copy !req
82. so if you do have any family events-
weddings, wakes-Copy !req
83. I'll leave my card.Copy !req
84. Is it true?Copy !req
85. Is he really gone?Copy !req
86. - Ow.
- Just checking.Copy !req
87. These are his teeth.
He had such perfect teeth.Copy !req
88. - It was that Glisten.
- He swore by that Glisten.Copy !req
89. "Who left the cap off my- Glisten?"Copy !req
90. It's all hitting me now.Copy !req
91. This is really happening.Copy !req
92. All this awful funeral stuff!Copy !req
93. The will.
We have to get the will.Copy !req
94. I don't know if enough time has passed.
I don't know what I'm saying.Copy !req
95. Is it in your car, Barry?
I'm gonna throw up!Copy !req
96. Check the car, Barry.
I don't know what I'm saying!Copy !req
97. The will is not here.Copy !req
98. The will is at my office, next to
the hot plate with the frayed wires.Copy !req
99. I didn't, uh- It wasn't-Copy !req
100. In fact, Barry had lost George Sr. 's will.Copy !req
101. How did I get here?
Oh, my God, Lucille. He is gone!Copy !req
102. We have to have a wake.Copy !req
103. Maeby was upset,
but saw a chance to fix up her mother.Copy !req
104. Maybe we could get Ice to cater it
or something- I don't know what I'm saying!Copy !req
105. - We don't even have a body.
- I will be my father's body.Copy !req
106. I'll be the one buried.Copy !req
107. Because he loved magic
so very much.Copy !req
108. - I don't think Gob knows what he's saying.
- I know exactly what I'm saying.Copy !req
109. I will be buried in my father's place...Copy !req
110. and then, one week later,
I will emerge from the grave...Copy !req
111. in one of the greatest illusions ever!Copy !req
112. - This about getting into Poof?
- I mean, how does that not get me a cover?Copy !req
113. Buster!Copy !req
114. - We can't tell him about this!
- I think the boy's been lied to enough.Copy !req
115. You weren't here
for the parakeet, Oscar.Copy !req
116. As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet...Copy !req
117. who, after landing on their
housekeeper Rose's wig, flew away...Copy !req
118. when she took out the trash
and into a transformer.Copy !req
119. When Buster found out,
he destroyed the family's kitchen...Copy !req
120. believing this to be
where Rosa lived.Copy !req
121. - Whoa.
- What are you doing home?Copy !req
122. The army had half a day.Copy !req
123. - Are you guys planning a party?
- Yes.Copy !req
124. It's your father's birthday, which,
coincidentally, is... my birthday.Copy !req
125. Because you're twins.Copy !req
126. Well, I've got some shopping to do.Copy !req
127. George Michael,
meanwhile, had just been broken up with...Copy !req
128. by his first girlfriend...Copy !req
129. and was on his way home.Copy !req
130. - And he went to his father for comfort.
- Dad?Copy !req
131. I've got some bad news.Copy !req
132. What? What?
Is Ann telling everyone?Copy !req
133. It's your grandfather.Copy !req
134. - Apparently, he's dead.
- Are you okay?Copy !req
135. Yeah. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
136. Uh, I'm sorry.
What were you saying about Ann?Copy !req
137. George Michael didn't want
to burden his father with his break-up.Copy !req
138. Nothing. I just- I broke up with her.
It's no big deal.Copy !req
139. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
140. - Are you okay?
- Me? I'm great.Copy !req
141. - Yeah?
- I'm great.Copy !req
142. Good. Yeah.
She wasn't for us.Copy !req
143. No, she's- she's a great girl.Copy !req
144. - For those other guys.
- You think there are other guys?Copy !req
145. I don't know what I'm saying.
Come here.Copy !req
146. Hey, Brother.Copy !req
147. - You wanted to see me?
- Buster, yeah.Copy !req
148. I need you to help me with
this illusion I'm working on.Copy !req
149. Oh, for Dad's birthday.Copy !req
150. Yeah. For Dad's birthday.Copy !req
151. So, look, I'm gonna
get in this coffin.Copy !req
152. What I'm gonna need you to do
is to spin it around...Copy !req
153. to show everybody
that there's no trap door.Copy !req
154. Then I'm gonna escape
out the trap door.Copy !req
155. - Ooh!
- You close the trap door...Copy !req
156. bring in the pallbearers
and bury an empty box.Copy !req
157. So it's a hoax.Copy !req
158. But why are you doing a coffin trick
on Dad's birthday?Copy !req
159. Black humor.Copy !req
160. Say, "Hey, Dad, look at you.
You're... a year older...Copy !req
161. and a year closer to death."Copy !req
162. Oh, yeah, I guess that's kinda funny.Copy !req
163. Okay, but you have to
do a favor for me.Copy !req
164. I'm not really in the army,
and I told Mom I was...Copy !req
165. but I can't go to a family event
without an army uniform.Copy !req
166. - Oh, yeah. I used to be a stripper.
- Strippers don't wear clothes.Copy !req
167. Not at the end of the show.Copy !req
168. You can wear stripper clothes
when you're not stripping?Copy !req
169. You tell me.Copy !req
170. George Michael
went for a walk in the adjoining lot...Copy !req
171. to grieve both losses in private...Copy !req
172. and he made
an interesting discovery.Copy !req
173. - Pop-Pop?
- Hide me.Copy !req
174. Don't turn in Pop-Pop.
Help Pop-Pop.Copy !req
175. George Michael snuck his grandfather
into the attic and helped him clean up.Copy !req
176. - Wow, they're perfect.
- Years of brushing with Glisten.Copy !req
177. Listen, you can't
tell anybody I'm up here.Copy !req
178. - You have to protect me.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
179. - I just- I can't not tell my father.
- I'm your grandfather.Copy !req
180. - I went through hell to get here.
- He had.Copy !req
181. After being arrested, he found a loophole
in the Mexican judicial system.Copy !req
182. I have, uh- I have money.Copy !req
183. The Mexican authorities...Copy !req
184. even attempted
to fake his funeral...Copy !req
185. although it was
a less-than-perfect deception.Copy !req
186. Anyway, I was halfway down to Panama,
and I saw something in the local paper.Copy !req
187. What he saw was a story...Copy !req
188. about his wife giving mouth-to-mouth
to a homeless man.Copy !req
189. She was kissing his brother.Copy !req
190. Well, I understand what that feels like.
I was dumped today.Copy !req
191. I can't tell Dad how upset I am about it because
he'll think I should just be upset about you.Copy !req
192. - He wouldn't be wrong.
- What?Copy !req
193. Seems like we're
going through the same thing.Copy !req
194. - Why don't we keep each other's secrets?
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
195. Listen, if you pass a mini-mart,
Pop-Pop gets a treat?Copy !req
196. The next morning...Copy !req
197. - Michael ran into his son
doing something suspicious.
- Morning!Copy !req
198. - Hi.
- Where are you goin' with that food?Copy !req
199. I was just gonna eat some of my
grandfather's favorite foods in my room.Copy !req
200. It's the form that my grief is taking.Copy !req
201. Okay.Copy !req
202. I think George Michael's
hiding Ann in the attic.Copy !req
203. From who, the Nazis?Copy !req
204. No, his girlfriend, from me.Copy !req
205. I just caught him
sneaking up to her in the attic...Copy !req
206. and he clearly did so
because he thinks I don't approve.Copy !req
207. I think I'm gonna
invite her to the wake.Copy !req
208. Why make him hide? Why do to him what-Copy !req
209. Why do to him
what Dad used to do to me?Copy !req
210. He was so amazing.Copy !req
211. That was actually an example
of how not so amazing he was.Copy !req
212. You're really going
through something here, huh?Copy !req
213. I know!Copy !req
214. You know, it's funny-
all those years when I pretended to cry...Copy !req
215. I used to use Dad's death
to get me going.Copy !req
216. I tried it with Mom's, but I'd
just end up smiling and ruining it.Copy !req
217. But it feels, like, real.
You know?Copy !req
218. And you haven't really allowed yourself
to grieve much at all, Michael.Copy !req
219. My relationship with Dad was much more-
much more complicated than yours.Copy !req
220. It was predicated a lot on secrets and lies.
There wasn't a lot of trust there.Copy !req
221. Here he comes.Copy !req
222. Here comes John Wayne.Copy !req
223. I'm not gonna cry about my pa.Copy !req
224. I'm gonna build an airport,
put my name on it.Copy !req
225. Why, Michael?
So you can fly away from your feelings?Copy !req
226. You can keep 'em bottled up,
but they will come out, Michael.Copy !req
227. Sometimes in the most unexpected-Copy !req
228. Hey, where the-
Are my hard-boiled eggs?Copy !req
229. Meanwhile, Gob was preparing
for the illusion ofbeing buried alive.Copy !req
230. Boy, you sure
got this hole dug out quick.Copy !req
231. In fact, the laborer had been hired
by George Sr. Three days earlier...Copy !req
232. for the same hole.Copy !req
233. And Buster searched
for the perfect card.Copy !req
234. "Someone wanted to send you
a birthday greeting. See you soon!"Copy !req
235. Oh! That is wicked.Copy !req
236. And soon, the wake
that Ice had catered began.Copy !req
237. - What are you doing? Is this what you're wearing?
- My father's dead, Maeby.Copy !req
238. Yeah, but you're not,
and Ice is right there.Copy !req
239. Maeby knew that if she
could get her mother to have an affair...Copy !req
240. she could emancipate.Copy !req
241. All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you
with another man besides Daddy.Copy !req
242. You're right.Copy !req
243. You know what?Copy !req
244. I'm gonna throw on a skirt, take off my
underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud.Copy !req
245. Let me ask Barry.
That might be enough right there.Copy !req
246. Is Oscar wearing my suit?Copy !req
247. Hey-Copy !req
248. You tell my brother
you don't wear a dead man's pants.Copy !req
249. Shame on him. And you say that to him.
You say, "Shame on you."Copy !req
250. - Okay.
- Say it to me like you're gonna say it to him.Copy !req
251. I'm probably not
gonna say it to him.Copy !req
252. Okay.Copy !req
253. Look at her down there.
Does she look sad to you?Copy !req
254. - Oh, my God. That's Ann.
- Who?Copy !req
255. It's the girl
who ripped my heart out...Copy !req
256. the girl whose face
will always be etched in my mind.Copy !req
257. Her?Copy !req
258. She's really funny.Copy !req
259. Well, let's hope so.Copy !req
260. Don't forget the chicken wings!Copy !req
261. Hey! Ann!
You're here. That's great.Copy !req
262. - I wasn't sure whether you got my message.
- It wasn't a message.Copy !req
263. - We talked.
- Uh, Ann?Copy !req
264. Did Dad invite you?Copy !req
265. I figured life's too short. You two care for
each other. Why throw that away? Huh?Copy !req
266. Huh? Okay.Copy !req
267. - Do you think we really do?
- A father can tell. Okay?Copy !req
268. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.Copy !req
269. And Buster arrived...Copy !req
270. dressed in the military outfit
Gob had procured for him.Copy !req
271. - What the hell are you wearing?
- It's all regulation, Michael.Copy !req
272. To get the top right,
the pants had to be a little snug.Copy !req
273. To get the top right,
the pants had to be a little snug.Copy !req
274. Is there a birthday gift pile?
Hmm?Copy !req
275. A birthday gift pile?Copy !req
276. Michael recalled what Buster
did to what he thought was Rose's car...Copy !req
277. with what he thought
was Rose's favorite toy.Copy !req
278. Hey!Copy !req
279. - Yours is the first.
- And the most wicked.Copy !req
280. Get him out of here.
We can't let him know it's a wake.Copy !req
281. Buster!Copy !req
282. Let's go get that coffin ready to be buried.Copy !req
283. And so the family
gathered to remember George Sr.Copy !req
284. If anyone would
like to say anything about Dad...Copy !req
285. now's the time.Copy !req
286. - Anyone.
- Anyone?Copy !req
287. Perhaps my son George Michael
would like to say something.Copy !req
288. Huh? Wanna share
your feelings? Eh?Copy !req
289. - It's okay to cry, pal. It's okay.
- Yeah?Copy !req
290. Wow.
He's really gone.Copy !req
291. But I think that ifhe
was here right now...Copy !req
292. I would probably tell him
that it all worked out...Copy !req
293. and that, um...Copy !req
294. I'll be bringing you
some salmon rolls right away...Copy !req
295. in... heaven.Copy !req
296. How many times
I gotta tell this kid chicken wings?Copy !req
297. Lindsay got up to speak
in an outfit her daughter had chosen.Copy !req
298. My father meant the world to me.Copy !req
299. Wipe, Mom. Give it a wipe.Copy !req
300. That's a home run.Copy !req
301. And finally, Michael got up to speak.Copy !req
302. I had a very complicated relationship
with my father.Copy !req
303. Ice, can we- can we just cool it
on the smoothies for right now?Copy !req
304. There are smoothies?Copy !req
305. I could never trust my father.Copy !req
306. But I always want my son
to be able to trust me...Copy !req
307. so from now on...Copy !req
308. we're always gonna be
honest with each other.Copy !req
309. Okay?Copy !req
310. 'Cause there's nobody I love
more than you in this whole world.Copy !req
311. Michael, listen, can we
move the eulogy outside...Copy !req
312. so I can time being lowered into
Dad's grave with your big finish?Copy !req
313. - I'm done.
- Wow. That was your eulogy?Copy !req
314. Glad Dad wasn't around
to see that.Copy !req
315. - That was great.
- Well, I meant it.Copy !req
316. So no more secret trips
up to the attic. Right?Copy !req
317. George Michael
didn't want to betray his grandfather...Copy !req
318. but it appeared his father
already knew the truth.Copy !req
319. - I have Pop-Pop in the attic.
- What?Copy !req
320. The mere fact that you call making love
"pop-pop" tells me you're not ready.Copy !req
321. Hey!
Before we lose the sun!Copy !req
322. Come on.Copy !req
323. The speeches we heard today
are nothing more than words.Copy !req
324. But I will prove that I love my father
more than anybody.Copy !req
325. Buster!Copy !req
326. Stop it!Copy !req
327. As you can see,
this is a normal coffin.Copy !req
328. Take me halfway around.Copy !req
329. I will become my dead father's body...Copy !req
330. as I am lowered into his grave.Copy !req
331. - All right. Spin it back around.
- Dead father?Copy !req
332. Is he de- Dad's dead?Copy !req
333. Just keep it together, Buster,
and spin this back around.Copy !req
334. Oh, my God!
The card! The card!Copy !req
335. Something's gone wrong.Copy !req
336. How about that?Copy !req
337. Michael noticed something in the dirt.Copy !req
338. Glisten.Copy !req
339. And suddenly he realized what his son meant
when he said he had Pop-Pop in the attic.Copy !req
340. Dad? Dad.Copy !req
341. How you doin', Michael?Copy !req
342. Uh, hey, but your father's alive, Michael.
He's alive.Copy !req
343. - How could you do this to us?
- I had no choice.Copy !req
344. My brother is with Lucille.
She's destroying the family.Copy !req
345. You put the entire business in peril, you escape
from prison, then make us think you've died?Copy !req
346. L-l-I'm an innocent man,
Michael. I'm a patsy.Copy !req
347. L- I signed some documents-
I thought they were gonna kill me.Copy !req
348. Don't turn me in. Okay?
Can you help me out?Copy !req
349. And for a moment
Michael was conflicted.Copy !req
350. Well, I'm not gonna let you stay here
and make my son an accomplice. Okay?Copy !req
351. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna let you
spread your guilt to him.Copy !req
352. Ice, my mother
has something to tell you.Copy !req
353. - I find you very attractive.
- She cleans up nice too. Trust me.Copy !req
354. Uh, I think I'm finally off the clock.Copy !req
355. I'm out of here, right?Copy !req
356. Hi. Dad's alive.
He's hiding in the attic.Copy !req
357. - He's upstairs?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
358. Dad?Copy !req
359. He's gone.Copy !req
360. Stack the chafing dishes outside
by the mailbox. I'm on the job.Copy !req
361. I can't seem to give this away.Copy !req
362. I can't believe it!
And I just found the will!Copy !req
363. Can someone
explain to me what's going on?Copy !req
364. Thanks, Mikey.Copy !req
365. Yeah.
Well, now it's our secret.Copy !req
366. And Michael met up
with his son, their roles now reversed.Copy !req
367. I'm sorry. From now on
we'll just tell the truth to each other.Copy !req
368. - We're gonna try.
- Yeah.Copy !req
369. So, wait, obviously
Ann wasn't in the attic.Copy !req
370. - So you actually did break up with her?
- She broke up with me.Copy !req
371. The great thing is, she was so moved by what
you said tonight that we're back together.Copy !req
372. - Ah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
373. Oh, is that great.Copy !req
374. Well, we're family,
and we stick together, huh?Copy !req
375. Hmm.Copy !req
376. Okay, let's go dig up your uncle.Copy !req
377. On the next Arrested Development...Copy !req
378. Buster finds out about
the death of Captain Kangaroo.Copy !req
379. Michael grows weary
of caring for his father.Copy !req
380. No, Pop-Pop does not get a treat.
I just brought you a- pizza.Copy !req
381. And Gob finally makes
the cover of Poof magazine.Copy !req